Only a few hours left of freedom wagecucks edition
>have tfw no gf
>somehow obtain job
>tfw no gf goes away
>is replaced with "my fucking god i hate human beings" feel instead
>quit after a while
>tfw no gf returns
is there anyone else knows this feel
>tfw hairy arse and it takes half a toilet roll to get it all off when you shit
Depends what they do I suppose. If they own their own business and sit around like millionaires then that's Godmode but if they run a bacon sandwich van and pay themselves less than minimum wage for 12 hours a day work then that's just as bad as wageslaving.
>tfw you thought friend would invite you to the pub tonight but they didn't
The flush at work can't handle all the paper I need to use sometimes. Nobody knows I'm responsible though.
>tfw known as "the trap one destroyer"
I really must dedicate some time to finding more images of her~
Posting waifu for the last time this weekend.
Can't wait to get into work tomorrow and make small-talk with all my colleagues, oh boy.
I'm stoned as fuck and I've been posting in another thread thinking it was this one for 45 minutes.
Only just realised it wasn't.
I love my fellow poster, whether they be wagies or of Pakisani descent.
my footlong turds have solid three-inch-wide heads and a tail which behaves like high-grade superglue, and which inevitably breaks off and remains behind in the crack. also they never flush and have to be dismembered with a coathanger. i loathe taking a dump above all else. fortunately my overcapacious bowel means i only have to go twice a week. afterwards i am compelled to immediately take a shower even if i've already had one that day.
It's absolutely not the same thing. Wages are paid more regularly and are associated with low skilled or manual jobs. They're both working so if you hate everyone that works you might see them as the same.
Islam isn't a race you dildo. Islamophobic? Perhaps. Racist? No.
I'm sorry you have been indoctrinated into such a cult of a religion, but not everyone has, so please leave those who haven't live their lives how they wish too.
And no I am not gay I just can't stand religious zealots such as yourself acting so benightedly towards people who have done nothing wrong.
It's literally all boring.
I enjoy sleeping, eating and playing video games. There is no job where I can do that freely.
>games tester, youtuber, reviewer
none of those allow you to play the games you want to play in the manner you wish to play them
Many salaried people don't get paid a flat wage. They get paid a flat salary, thus making it worse to work longer hours.
It might be better to be paid wages for 12 hour days than be paid (8 hours) salary for 12 hour days.
There is a difference.
>not all work is boring
Nice meme you got there, kiddo
>I call it the 'View in the loo' were you watch someone poo"
Would watch that episode.
Yes but my overtime is time and a half during the week and double time on the weekend. Never ever forced to work overtime. My mate works as a chef and regularly has to work a fifty hour week for the same flat rate.
Salary > Wage
Keep being obtuse, it doesn't make a lick of difference to me.
Maybe your intentional misrepresentation will land you a job making $50k one day, but you better stay until the job is done, even if it takes FIFTEEN hour days.
Not even him but there is nothing redeemable about islam. It's completely backwards, it has no place in western or any modern society.
It's founded on the principles of rape and subjugation, unlike judiasm and christianity which preach love and tolerance.
Nothing cherrypicking about it. Jesus was sent by God to set the record straight. The New Testament is the only relevant book for Christianity and Judaism, though the latter refuse to admit it.
Mohammed was just some guy who craved power and children, he twisted the gospel to suit his own need as is the case with every hadith.
Do people actually still believe that bollocks? I always thought young people who went to church were just going through the motions for their parents.
Mind you I did know a Mormon who believed all the space spirit stuff and that he'd rejoin God after he died, proper fucking mental.
I was intelligent enough to go but chose not to
did you ever think maybe not everyone wants to be a suit and tie wearing normie with a high paying 50+ hours a week STEM job?
Not always, like say if you had a hobby making furniture and made it into a business, it's less full on than streaming. You'd get commissions then quiet periods with clear starts and ends and chances to be creative.
Streaming is more like being a performer so you have to perform the same every day and always be on form for your audience and it's no longer "I want to play XXXX" it's "I need to finish XXX" or "need to stretch out XXXX for a few more eps so I get more views". People are not really watching for the actual games, those are just a topic of conversation in a solo performance.
i didn't either but i still got a maths degree because it was my favourite subject
and i was in the final year where you got a grant, and i lived at home, and never went out and hid in the library for three years, so i didn't have any debt when i graduated
You don't need intelligent to make substantial change to anything, but you need some level of intelligent to realise that not applying yourself in life is going to make you die with nothing but regret and the thought of "how different things could have been".
But I guess its easy to be one of a million other "lazy geniuses" that think they are capable of doing great things, yet they are incapable of getting out of bed in the morning and doing it.
What /leftovers/ have you guys got in your rooms?
I've got half a chicken pizza from last week, some chips and a bit of fish from Thursday and then chips, beans and half a steak leftover from yesterday when I was too hungover to eat.
Yeah, I have autism because I can't comprehend being a NEET faggot who shitposts on /brit/ all day with no money to do things that are enjoyable, no ambition, no skills or abilities that make them a worthwhile person, and a lack of awareness at how their entire families are disappointed in them.
Be reasonable and give him a chance. If he doesn't pay you back, sue him.
Bear in mind your current home address will appear on the Particulars of Claim so he can see it. Might not be worth it if he's scary.
>arranging meet-up for uni group project
>normie starts venting about how bad his life is
I only asked him if he was alright with meeting at the library. Don't really know how to respond now~
Lads I can't stop watching stupid youtube channels about American unis, they look much more fun than our ones, minus the lack of booze.
Even the shit ones seem to have a nice community about them where everyone's happy and not fucking miserable like over here.
I have saved up 20,000 pounds now since moving home after the Army.
Gonna buy a small apartment in an old peoples kinda block thing for around 60,000 pounds and rent it out at 500pcm to cover the mortgage etc and just save the rest.
Feels alright man.
I've never been to America but the Americans I've met while travelling were cunts desu.
Loud, overly happy about everything and overly confrontational, every conversation turned into a cock measuring contest. They don't know how to turn off and chill the fuck out.
This is one of their shit unis but it still looks nice. Can you imagine us lot making something like this? All anyone does here for a hobby is go out and get pissed.
>I will never get comfy and listen to Radiohead with her
Why continue to exist
I'm off for 5 days not cuzzz.
My day tomorrow
>wake up around 11
>mix up some pills
>perform an cwe on them bitches
>play some vidya
>couple more pills later on
>smoke some weed around 8 at night
>go to bed
gonna be fuuuuun.
I'm at a community college in the US right now.
Life has done nothing but improve for me since being in the US, the only problem is driving everywhere feels like a pain but otherwise America still has a mentality of people who are actually happy and slightly optimistic about their futures.
The modern british mentality (and the mentality of most people in these shit threads) is toxic and stamps down on anyone who wants to actually improve their life and believe they can do worthwhile things.
feeling proper dark and mysterious today. might watch some x-files or something desu.
truly pleb, stay plebby
I find the attitude creepy, I can never tell if they're being genuinely friendly or if they're just programmed to act that way.
They all face you with a smile and all that shit but deep down they're like us. We just don't hide out contempt for others.
If I had some bloke talking to me telling me what a great job I was doing and what an awesome person I am I'd wonder what the fuck he was doing.
>They all face you with a smile and all that shit but deep down they're like us. We just don't hide out contempt for others.
Nah, I felt like that for a while, the first few months I was here I couldn't tell if they were all fake and pretending to be this optimistic, but they are.
This is a country where people don't know how to wait in a line, but no one is barging in-front of others. They are very different to the UK but you will definitely get someone telling you that you did a good job because they think you did.
Depends, are you relatively attractive? Are you capable of getting a girl to be interested in you in the UK? Are you not an assburger NEET who has no problem going out in public and being a normie? If so, you're going to have no problem getting a girl to like you here, they really do love the accent.
>are you relatively attractive? Are you capable of getting a girl to be interested in you in the UK?
Well that's me out. I have a job and my own place but that's about as normie as I get, still and ugly autist.
>buy Tabletop simulator so i can play boardgames with people and pretend to have friends
>all the servers are password protected
Reality of everything lad, no one wants to do things with randoms they just want to do things with existing friends they already have.
"No friends? GET FUCKED, you're probably a weirdo anyway"
came to /b/ when i was a greasy 13 yr old spacker, left once i got a social life, come back since then to different boards every year or so
found /int/ and /brit/ during the 2014 eu elections and have basically stayed there since i dropped out of 6th form and had all this free time
i sometimes have a look at this thread because i get off on ribenas desperation and he gets really autistic in /brit/ because nobody replies to him
>had half a gram of mdma yesterday
>had half a gram of speed today
>chilling now and poped 2 xanax
feeling comfy boys.
Lads I'm thinking about buying a subscription to a paper so I have something to talk about with normies I'm forced to interact with
Are there any that aren't complete leftist shill rags?
Not in the north anymore so I can't get a based northern local paper
Too much potential for distraction, when I try I just end up coming here
I think I'll try all of these and subscribe to the best, cheers lads
They were as much use as Anne Frank's karaoke machine to be honest. "Can't comment, waiting list" blah blah. Basically because the child isn't in danger they won't do fuck all.
I'm going to have to speak to s proper family solicitors but realistically I can't afford it. Not with my tax credit being cut.
I can hear the ma in the spare room snoring now. Every day is a misery lads except for my little lad.
>Check my POF account after a long ass time
>2 people have viewed your profile
>It's been weeks since I last looked, not surprised at the lack of attention
>Decide "fuck it I'll just delete this shit"
>It only makes me more depressed when I bother to check it out
>Can't find the option to delete account
>Spend 5 mins looking through shit on the site
>See a new alert
>It's a girl and shes sent me a message
>"must be a bot" girls never message first
>It's not a bot and I spend the next hour having fun chit chat, surprised more than anything
>Asks if I have whatsapp. My phones ancient.
>Asks if I have a facebook then. Nope.
>Realise I'm not prepared for this normie shit at all
>End up getting her phone number so we can text
I dunno lads.. I enjoy the fantasy of actually getting a girl but in reality all I see happening is my feelings getting shit on.
I doubt anything is going to come of this, but I was surprised she messaged me first I honestly didn't expect it at all. Made me feel like less of an ugly mongo.
Financial Times is probably the most unbiased because only inner city bankers read it and as such it doesn't try and spin shit or pull the wool over their eyes
I like the Telegraph personally
Watching Straight Outta Compton.
Just 3 hours of glorification of niggers being niggers.
>it's a poleaboo blames everyone else but him episode
Equality means things are equal.
Just because the population is dis-proportionally white, that's not an excuse to eschew diversity in processes where we have the power to secure it.
Alright mate well they can hand a black dude who didn't act as good as a white dude an Oscar when they hand a white dude who ran slower than a black dude in 100 meters a gold medal
but black people do be making films, I wonder why they aint getting no Oscars? must be racism
Again, your view of "equal" is skewed by your prejudice.
One year doesn't make decades of discrimination disappear, whites have a massive headstart so true equality can only occur when those victories are balanced out
I blame it on the president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Token.
I agree with this. They can start by giving black people more traditionally white roles. How can they win an Oscar if they don't have good roles? Sure, black people make their own films, but they need proper guidance to make sure they aren't pigeon-holed into making self-deprecating comedic films, and that their actors actually become good. It's a shame the most well-known black actor at the moment is Kevin Hart, but the shame is on white people for making it that way.
You don't need to tell me 'again' because that was the first post I responded too in this thread.
Would you feel better then if everything was just balanced out equally? We should do a 100% split down the middle for every poor black person there should be a poor white person and for every rich white person there should be a poor black person?
Inequality does exist but in this day it has little to do with black and white, and the last place you should be seeking justice is the millionaire actors wank off ceremony. Wealth is really all that matters. Keep making it racial but that will never get anybody anywhere. A rich white kid has a better life than a poor black or white kid and a rich black kid has a better life than a poor white or black kid.
If you want to make the shit racial you're just as bad as the EDL.
>the most well-known black actor at the moment is Kevin Hart
Been listening to the radio lads, it's beyond cosy. Would reccomend.
BBC radio scotland atm.
I enjoy classical radio sometimes too, but the adverts are atrocious.
I'll check paranormal radio out. I'm guessing it's an internet thing.
just because you type in all caps doesn't detract from you being plain fucking boring. it just makes you look spastic. shouting and crying is what small children do when they don't get any attention
>tfw your mate grabs your cock while you're shagging a bird
It makes me feel like I've wasted my day. I get so angry at even minor things on them. If I die, I swear. If something takes ages, I swear. Slightly mess something up, I swear. I'm just rushing through them as quickly as possible now.
I'm a permaNEET, so it's not like my time is valuable,. but I actually feel more productive if I spend all day watching youtube videos and twitch streams.
>but I actually feel more productive if I spend all day watching youtube videos and twitch streams
I feel the same way. Now all I do is watch other people play hearthstone on my phone
Guess all the normies are in bed because of work/uni tomorrow
far from it hopefully
i dont know honestly lad everything is so bland lately
i just want to be loved i guess even though i realise that love is a literal meme
im sorry, on the bright side, you got repeating digits
erm it's not bad as quiz shows go but it's gone down hill recently
Good luck laddo, I did electronics in college but dropped out, hope you do better than I did.
Get some sleep too better to be fresh and all that
I don't get involved in the community or do anything really.
I have my little set challenges I like to do every year like my hometown team or taking a lowest league teams to the champions league.
but I just play the game because I'm probably autistic and enjoy tracking the stats and it never seems to get boring to me
>manager was absolutely sick as shit and should have stayed at home last Friday but decided to come in to work anyway
>now I am sick as shit with the same disease
>gotta come into work since he did and it'd look bad if I didn't
I'm gonna die
I explained to someone (who also plays games) that I like to play games but hate the gamer "culture" and they asked what I meant and I said it was like I smoke weed yet hate the "stoner" culture
Did I come off as an ass? It was the only comparison I could think of
>implying your vote makes a difference
>implying you will get off your fat ass to vote for something so trivial
>implying that's going to stop them anyway
nigga you got zero rights
>tfw computer wouldn't boot up and cleaned it out and now it works
It was a long time coming but I finally did it, feels like when you use that ear wax removal oil
Another day of silence. That's okay. I'm always here.
Jarred my neck last night moving around like a cunt. Kept waking me up last night and it's killing this morning.
Got my new weed vape this morning!
I'll post some pictures later when I use it as I know ya'll love weed.
Gonna be fuuuuun.
Wow lads, /slowfeel/ this morning
Back from the medical and they want me to go to the doctors to see if I can work
>tfw fell for the meal deal meme
Wanted to get some sausage rolls but there were like 4 staff members there discussing about missing a box full of them, must be hard working in retail if it takes 4 people
Getting my hair cut tomorrow. What should I get?
>implying I'm not just memeing
What is it with you faggots that get so butthurt over memes?
DUDE ALCOHOL/DXM/MDMA/"PATRICIAN" TIER DRUG LMAO!1!
It is but oh well that's what you get for not living in a city but at least it's cheap 90bong for half an oz that will last me a month at 2 zoots a day
Down the hatchet, the feeling you can't match it.
>looking for answers via google
>my bf & i were kissing. he suddenly put his penis into mine. Only a few mm of his tip go into mine. But after that i bled. So can hymen grow it back since it is only a few mm?
>OMG! Sounds like your boyfriend raped you, I think that's called date rape. He just put his penis in you without warning? Without making it something special, knowing you're a virgin?! Sounds like he totally took something that should of been special and crapped all over it. Like you're nothing to him. Sounds like doesn't really repect you as a person, just someone to be nice to so he can fucwhat he did was wrong and now there's no way that special moment can be given back. Sad you should consider reporting him. As well as breaking up with him for someone who'll truly respect you for the woman you are.
>Christ you are ignorant. To be clear, 'Date rape' is when you drug someone then have sex with them whilst unconscious/ unaware. 'Rape' is forcing some to have sex against their will. Her boyfriend just got a bit carried away whe they were kissing, they didn't have sex and he did NOT rape her. It is people like you who give genuine rape victims a bad name. You can't throw around accusations like that, rape is a far too serious and sensitive subject.
>You are only partially right, and the rest is very very wrong. Even if they were both naked, and eventual sex was implied. If he penetrated against her will or without her permission it is date rape. Though I highly doubt that is why happened. Even is she said he could just rub it against her vagina, and then proceeded to penetrate with out her permission, it is still date rape.
>No your facts on something this important before giving advice or chastising someone. I would normally be nice about it, but you were so rude that that person. So obviously you were the ignorant one.
3rd wave rape is fucking retarded
>he suddenly put his penis into mine. Only a few mm of his tip go into mine. But after that i bled.
Penises aren't supposed to go inside other penises. This is basic sex ed.
Thinking about getting back into fishing.
Used to fish a lot with my gramps up until about 3 years ago and then stopped all together. Grandma died recently and now he's kinda lonely, so I figure it'd be nice to spend the day with him now and then.
Problem is, I had all the best gear and sold it all for next to nothing. Gotta get it all back..
>mfw thinking about how much I sold my box for
My uncle in Scotland said he'd take me fishing up there, shame that the tide was too low the entire week I was there though, or that could have been him being lazy, I was just a wee lad at the time.
What's probably worse is knowing that there's some cunt out there banging on to his mates about the bargain he got
You mean sea fishing? I've only been sea fishing twice and whilst it's ok it's not really my thing. Although, when I went the weather was shit and we barely caught anything.
Coarse fishing is my game. So relaxing and I've fished some gorgeous places.
Remember me and gramps used to go to this pond which was dug in some old guys backyard and it was just like paradise. He had so much nice stuff too and I remember thinking ''how the fuck does he afford this shit''. Turns out his son who lived across from him was majorly into the drug game and ended up getting caught. They closed everything down.
>tfw waiting for PS4 to arrive
Have a doctors appointment in 40 min, hope they don't make me come back any time this week
It's not time to make a change
Just relax, take it easy
You're still young, that's your fault
There's so much you have to know
Find a girl, settle down
If you want you can marry
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy
I was once like you are now
And I know that it's not easy
To be calm when you've found
Something going on
But take your time, think a lot
Think of everything you've got
For you will still be here tomorrow
But your dreams may not
How can I try to explain?
When I do he turns away again
It's always been the same, same old story
From the moment I could talk
I was ordered to listen
Now there's a way
And I know that I have to go away
I know I have to go
ALL THE TIMES THAT I'VE CRIED
KEEPING ALL THE THINGS I KNEW INSIDE
IT'S HARD, BUT IT'S HARDER TO IGNORE IT
IF THEY WERE RIGHT, I'D AGREE
BUT IT'S THEM THEY KNOW NOT ME
NOW THERE'S A WAY AND I KNOW
I HAVE TO GO AWAY
I HAVE TO GO