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might order a pizza tonight lads edition
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It's that time again - post waifus.
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>>25940035
Wish OP image guy would hurry the fuck up and finish the OP
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>>25940060

>Haven't watch K-On
>Mugi still my waifu

I'm so fucked up
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>>25940035

Time to start getting pissed lads.
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Alright lads, Here's my cv.

Remember keep it short and sweet and if you worked in a shop with more than one person you were working as part of a team.

If you worked in a kitchen as a potwash you were working to ensure that all equipment was kept clean to an acceptable standard in line with HSE guidelines
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>>25940122
This isn't the job center. Piss off
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>>25940122

>A levels
>D D D D
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>>25940060

Always and 4eva
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>>25940122
>GCSE Beliefs, Philosophy & Ethics

It's called R.E. you atheist prick
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>>25940122

You are such an embarrassing failure, did your mum have to write that for you?
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>>25940140
I'd say I gave up but i'm just stupid desu
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>>25940122

What fucking madness drove you to do A-Level Physics when you got a C at GCSE?
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>>25940122
>About Me
>Hobbies and Interests
>Grades don't line up with subjects
>listing every individual GCSE
>no core competencies under employment section
>wasting space listing references instead of providing them on request

Your CV is bad
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>>25940171
I got a B, very close to an A, The formatting is off.

And my physics teacher thought I was capable. I wasn't
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>>25940122
How the fuck did you get a D in general studies?
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>>25940122
>I enjoy cycling, particularly when it involves achieving a goal such as reaching a certain destination
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>>25940205
I didn't turn up to it
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>>25940122
Paintball & teamwork are one word apiece. No wonder you got a C in English
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>>25940190
>>Grades don't line up with subjects
>>listing every individual GCSE

I'll fix that, fair point

>>no core competencies under employment section

This means?
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>>25940060
Posting
>>25940092
Treat yourself before you beat yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbsjtPAuTnI
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>>25940199

Well then you've got an extra grade in there because the 4th subject down is Physics and the 4th letter down is C.

Throw it out and start again anon, I used to work in recruitment and this type of CV was usually accompanied by a photo of a bewildered Indian man. Just use a word document without all the tables.
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>>25940236
Delete the retarded blog at the top and note the key skills and experience each job gave you in the employment section instead. Bullet points are nice and easy to read.
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Double posting for the Derby lad with a band.

I'm in Derby. What's the name of your band? What type of stuff do you play?

>the recent events

You mean the stabbing?

Have you always lived in Derby by the way? I moved here for work about three years ago and can't wait to get out. It wasn't that bad when I first moved but it's gone rapidly down hill, all these beggars popped up out of nowhere.
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>>25940222

Nobody did, but anything less than a B is impossible if you actually sit the exam.
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>tfw will never be an FBI agent, walking up to a crime scene and telling the fat policeman "this is our case now"
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>>25940285
I was under the impression that none sent pictures with the CV because it can give a bad first impression

Whats wrong with the tables? I found it made everything look cleaner
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>>25940314
See >>25940169

OCOC
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>>25940060
You have been muted for 2 seconds because your waifu is too spooky
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>>25940075
but im busy being comfy.
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>>25940359

>I was under the impression that none sent pictures with the CV because it can give a bad first impression

True, don't do it.

The tables tend to leave lots of wasted space in some places and lots of cramped information in others. Do what you like but every company I recruited for preferred a standard word doc with normal paragraphs. Justifying the paragraphs makes it look neat enough.
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>>25940561
Fair enough mate, cheers for the advice
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>>25940622
if it makes u feel any better I got a D in maths and mostly C's, no B's or A's in any GCSE
and all I have is a BTEC Level 3 in IT which is pretty useless I think
work experience is a sweet shop for a few weeks and that's it, depressing

you're miles ahead in what you've got qualification wise, Idk how old you are though
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>>25940703
I'm 21 mate. I realised halfway through As levels that I wasn't cut out for it. I tried desperately for an apprenticeship but came across as a sniveling nervous little shit the first time around.

I completed my A2s and then managed to get into a vocational course where they payed me and they found me a job. Now that job is making me redundant

I Probably could have done much better in my A levels if my mum and step-dad didn't make me work two part time jobs through sixthform so I was always tired and unmotivated to study.

I think I got really lucky desu
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>>25940060
Just picked up my antidepressants wahey
Going to rewatch K-ON for the eighth time tonight.
If she existed it would solve every problem in my life.
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>>25940060
>tfw the only reason I get up any more is to go on britfeel.
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Who fish supper here? Its friday after all.
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Hallo fellow robots. I've started thinking to move to the UK because I'm startung to lose my mind in the this third world shithole (Italy). I've got a CS degree but went full NEET due to lack of decent paid working positions and Aspergers which cripples my social life. Welfare here is a total mess and doesn't cover my condition.

Is it worth to come there and become a loyal servant of Her Majesty?

>inb4 not intended to live on english welfare
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>>25940895
I'm having a cookie desu
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>>25940898
What could you get a job in?
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>>25940898
Constant grey and wind will make you want to kill yourself
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>>25940853
>If she existed it would solve every problem in my life
Sometimes I don't think its possible to be happy. The times when I am feel like some weird delusion.
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>>25940060
why is britfeel full of animoo now?
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>tfw I will never be able to do this

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1453485294984.webm
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Just bought the diet pills~
The normie cashier said something like "I hope these aren't for you" in a half joking manner.

Feeling really good about it desu~
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>>25941028
that looks fucking stupid so you're good
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>>25940945
>>25940938

Actually the weather for me it's fine. I've got some problem with sensorial overload and hot temperatures (due to AS). I actually enjoy a lot cloudy and rainy days.

Regarding the job: IT.
I have extense knowledge in networking, network security and server management.
Also I can code efficiently in c++ and c#.
Also learning ruby.
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>>25940060
Why does she have to be so damn cute?

>Tfw getting nostalgic over the elections last year for some reason
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>>25940122
Your education really brings down the CV, especially the A levels. I'd make the whole section smaller. Instead of listing each D individually, just say 4 D A level. Shit like that.

Bring up your employment history and make it bigger. Talk more about what skills you picked up and used while working.
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>>25941038
please eat something friend
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>>25941025
Buts its been like this for a while.
>>25941038
What do diet pills do anyways?
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>>25941098
Just search UK jobsites mate. Best advice I can give
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>>25940150
Would enjoy watching you creampie her desu.
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>>25941155
Dub Dubs of truth

Yeah, shows me as a bit dumb but I'm cutting shit now as i type
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>>25941038
wait, what's your height/weight? Don't go overboard on those things.
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>>25941156
You know he's fat right?
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>>25941038
Fatidle

kek kek
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>>25941204
hmm this sounds like a lie
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>>25941204
Fuck off skeleton
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>>25941204
sure he is, buddy

bomment original original bomment
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>>25941204
What would you even know about fat you fucking skeleton.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25940895
Ordered a Chinese munchy box from just eat. Once that arrives ill smoke a joint and enjoy!
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>>25941038
"I hope these aren't for you... because you'd need something stronger if they are"

FATILDE
A
T
I
L
D
E

I'm bored of your meme now, go away
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>This guy trying to force the meme that Tilde is fat
What's his story?
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>>25941317
>robot
>being able to contact a dealer
reeee
shame I can't desu
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>>25941396
He's probably fat himself and is trying to make himself feel better

>>25941363
Tilde isn't a meme, he's a way of life
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>>25941038
Look after yourself angel. I don't want to see you stop posting here because something bad happened to you.

>>25941205
>>25941363
Fight me cunts. I'll knock you the fuck out.
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>>25941404
IKT. Hope Weed becomes legal so I can bloody try it once in my life.
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>>25941516

Ask the next ice-cream man you see, that's who deals to me.
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someone come and molest me please
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Official Thread Theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4KzyRttAts
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>>25941038
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
FATILDE FATILDE
FATILDE ATE ALL THE PIES
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>>25940060

Oomuro-ke is actually a decent spinoff it turns out
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>>25940306
Lived in derby all my life it ain't that bad, chilled out when compared to bigger cities. The council is a joke though
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>>25941476
I'd be happy to cheer you on senpai.
You fight for justice, never forget that.
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>>25940306
>>25940306
i knew tom btw, he was a cocky little cunt. Still awful though
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>>25941038
>"I hope these aren't for you... they're diet pills not miracle workers"
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>>25941469
>>25941476
>tfw people are nice to Tilde~
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>>25940306
>>25941751
Derby lads. Where abouts do you two live in derby? I'm in stenson fields. It's nice but it's so far away from any shops.
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'Billy no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.

My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.

I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'

He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time

I deserved it but it was his fault.
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>>25942029
>I was 23 at the time
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>>25940060
2nd master skin Morales
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i woke up at 3am today and havent been to sleep since

ive been happier, more motivated, laughed a lot and basically had no anxiety at all compared to most days

think my brain just cant over think when it's rundown

wish i could feel like this all the time though
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>>25942029
This is some tendies-tier shit right here
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>>25942029

When I was 11 and playing football with my neighbours and their dad on the cul-de-sac the Dad called me "shirley" saying "surely not" whenever I got the ball. Fucking cunt.

When I was 24 me and my Dad had a tussle and he punched me 4 times in the face and it didn't hurt at all then I grabbed hold of him and controlled his arms, he couldn't move. Since then he has been much kinder to me. He's the old man now and I am the strong one.
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Going out on the lash tonight with poleaboo, tilde and angryanon
Hoping to shag some slags, what do you reckon our chances are lads?

All are welcome to join x
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I'll be here every day. All you have to do is reach out to me.
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>>25940122

hmm im curious about where you served your time as your CV reads very similar to mine and the number of companies still manufacturing that kind of kit in the UK is pretty limited
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>cold the last few days
>progressively turn up my storage heater so it stores more heat overnight
>set it on max last night
>now it's about 10 degrees outside
>heater is the temperature of a volcano with no way to turn it off or dissipate the heat

Literally can't cope living on my own and having to deal with things like heating a flat or buying food.

Stay in your parents' house and be a leech, britbots.
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>>25942143
Sleep deprivation is confirmed effective at treating depressive symptoms. I get days like that every month or two, too bad it doesn't last.
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>>25942299
Mate, get over it. She's fucking someone else now.
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>>25942291
where abouts? Im up for it
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>>25942291
People will be too busy hitting on tilde for him to get anywhere, maybe angryanon will have some luck if he manages to calm down.
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>>25942299

Wouldn't mind reaching out and grabbin dem titties tbqh
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>>25942315
Why would you turn it up so high instead ofputting a jumper on?

just set the output to max while you're out and all the heat will dissipate and it'll be cool when you get home
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>>25942291
fatidle doesn't stand a chance
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>>25942315
>storage heater
the hell is a storage heater, why doesnt my car have one?
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>>25942299
She's dead mate, we all know it
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>>25942315

Maybe you need a roommate who's not a total dunce, despite his chronic NEETitude?
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>>25940122
Get rid of the grid shit.
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>>25942327
She was always fucking someone else, I don't care about that.
>>25942349
I know right
>>25942375
She's definitely not
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>>25942366
it stores up heat overnight while the lecky is cheaper, then spits it out during the day.
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>>25942409
You a cuck then?
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>>25942299
she doesn't post here anymore mate
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>>25942410
Just wiki'd it, surely it constantly gives out heat though? How does it 'store' it without just cooling down?
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>Ah, soup in a cup. All I need now is a kiss in a tube, a wank in a packet

Watching some classic Peep Show lads
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>>25942299
Mate, she succumbed to her disease some time ago. She's gone.
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>>25942416
She might come back. You don't know anything.
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>>25942409
she's on limited time if she drops off the face of the earth for two months shes dead
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>>25942457
My sources of information are better than yours.
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>>25942441
>How does it 'store' it without just cooling down?

Insulation and a high thermal capacity, of course it does leak a bit.

>>25942379

>getting a roommate

Last thing I need in my flat is some normie bringing his girlfriend around and fucking her all hours of the day and night and playing loud music.
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>>25942497
what source?

was it you who emailed her mum

have you tried barry?
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>>25942497
I can assure you they're not. She passed away some time between Christmas and New Year.
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>>25942498

>How does it 'store' it without just cooling down?
>Insulation and a high thermal capacity, of course it does leak a bit.

What the fuck. No, it's just a big battery that draw electricity at night when the rate is cheaper and then uses that power to heat up. It's not a giant thermos flask you dumbass.
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>>25942498
>Last thing I need in my flat is some normie bringing his girlfriend around and fucking her all hours of the day and night and playing loud music.

I had to deal with this for two years, fucking horrible since we'd been nerdy nogf losers together for two years before that.
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>>25941732
Does the blue hair one show up regularly?
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>>25942523
Then why was she liking shit on facebook after the new year? Is she a ghost now?
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>>25942528
>What the fuck. No, it's just a big battery that draw electricity at night when the rate is cheaper and then uses that power to heat up

You believe it stores electrical energy and uses that to power a heating element? Might want to look into that, anon.
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>>25942528

incorrect
pull one apart - they are just full of clay bricks which are used to store the heat.
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>>25942029
>King has moved to /britfeel/
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FaTidle

> pic related
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>>25942564

A little, it's mainly sakurako and her sisters. They're just shorts though and you can find it online easily so if you like YY you might as well have a flick through.
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>>25942590
>>25942610

Fuck me I didn't know that.

I-I was trolling ;^)
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>tfw watching videos on guitar making on youtube all day
>tfw i always wanted to be a luthier
>tfw ill never have a little workshop to make guitars in
>tf indeed
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>>25942624

FaTilde is so fat, when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house.

FaTidle is so fat, his cereal bowl needs a lifeguard.
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unlucky fatilde

never mind eh
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>>25942665
FATILDE IS SO FAT, WHEN HE GETS IN THE SEA THE TIDE COMES IN
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>>25942498

>bring his girlfriend around and fucking her

I was implying I should be your flatmate. I would not have made that an issue.
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Fatilde so fat he uses the Great wall of China as a belt
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You're all just trying to trick me. I know she's still alive. She'll love me again some day.
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Who did you side with lads?

And it better not be Minutemen.
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>>25942624
Fatilde holding one of his "diet pills"
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>>25942729

Oh, didn't realise anon, sorry. You can move in tomorow but you'll have to sleep in the bath because there's no space anywhere else.
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Who /excitedforBFF/ here?
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Who else here /doesn'tgiveafuckabouttildebutwantsthisunfunnyspamshittogo/?
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>>25942820
don't say spam, Fatilde will get cravings
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>>25942779

I chose the destroy ending. Anything else was a Reaper trick.

>>25942799

"If this was the olden days I'd be rich."

Thanks, but you probably live somewhere awful like London or Sunderland anyway.
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>>25942850
he fell for the most obvious trick of all

typical mollusc behaviour
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>>25942816
what's bff?
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>>25942900
British Fighting Federation, I'll post the roster or you guys in a moment. The debut show will be here in a couple of hours. You won't want to miss it, apparently OP Image Guy 2k15 is defending his title against OP image Guy 2k16
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>>25942900
Big Fat FaTidle
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>>25942900
Britfeel Federation

It's Britfeel's wrestling fed
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>>25942965
It's actually the Britfeel Fighting Federation, not British.
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>>25942965
>>25942968
Damn, I'm hyped. Hope Poleaboo cuts a nasty promo.
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>>25941977

Live in the city centre, a bit grim but it's the better part of town towards Cathedral Quarter.
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>>25942872

Exoskeletal genetic mutants, not even once.
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>>25942900
Here is the roster

Faces:
Main Event:
>OP Image Guy 2015
>Poet Anon
>Ghost Flatmate

Midcard:
>The Diabetes Kid
>Machine Operator Anon
>Dad Anon
>Lobbyist Anon

Jobbers:
>McDonald's Anxiety anon
>Agoraphobia anon
>Waifu anons

Heels
Main Event:
>Poleaboo
>Angryanon

Midcard:
>Gym Paki
>Militant Jamaican Muslim
>Fight anon
>OP Image Guy 2016

jobbers:
">Civil Engineer" anon
>Manchester Suicide Pact
>Brummy Weed Anon

Divas:
Tilde

Announcer:
SHOUTANON

Chairman of The Board:
Never Gets out Of Bed Anon

Stables:
>The Nation of Isalmification (Militant Jamaican Muslim, Gym Paki, Fight anon)
>The Weebs (Waifu anons)
>The Wageslaves (Machine Operator Anon & Lobbyist Anon)
>Outside Fear (Agorphobia Anon & McDonald's Anxiety anon)

Champions:
BBC Champion (Best of Britfeel Champion)
>OP Image Guy 2015
Banterweight Title Champion
>The Diabetes Kid
BUM Champions (Best United Men)
>The Wageslaves
Women's Champion
>Tilde
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>>25943013
Tilde is a cretin why is he not fighting

want to see the fat fuck get his head caved in by fight anon
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>>25942763
Enjoy the long sleep in the sky
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>>25943013
>BBC Champion
>Best of Britfeel Champion Champion
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>>25943013
>The Nation of Isalmification
kek, everytime.
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>>25943013
Eating Contest Champion
>Tilde
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>>25943013
>tfw I get to fight for my waifu
Feels glorious
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Downie spac head back on Corrie
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>>25943049
If she is dead, I would have to kill myself
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>>25943104
my waifu could beat up your waifu m8
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>>25943104

I guess she does have plenty of experience
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>>25943049
Tilde: result of an wino
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>>25943154
>Implying shit
My waifu can kill death desu
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Hey all, the superstars are just entering the arena we are due to go live in 1 hour and 15 minutes.
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>>25943122
I'LL WATCH IT ON CATCH UP WHEN MY PIZZA ARRIVES
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>>25943211
>>25943154
I know one way to solve this.
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>>25943133
I don't want her to be dead either we had some nice chats on 4+4chan britfeel but everyones got a ticking clock
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>>25942763
I ask again, are you a cuck?
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>>25943243
Time to make dindins
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>>25943243
Can you start it now so you can finish it asap and stop shitting up the topic?

Thanks
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I want to make some dinner, but I can't because my dad's made himself a fry up, eaten half of it before even leaving the kitchen, and decided he needs to make himself another half to make up for that fact.

I'm worried he's trapped himself in an endless loop of consume, cook, consume, etc. Hopefull the finite amount of eggs should prevent this.
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>>25943013
>The Nation of Isalmification
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>>25943406
No mate BFF Friday Night Feels is on every Friday night 9pm GMT
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Poleaboo went to family event today, a birthday, walking through the town he noticed more white people than brown. Absolutely revolting, if a brown person walked through a white area (don't know why they'd want to as they're all shitholes) then they'd be assaulted.

Walking back home, he noticed a friend from high school
>the friend initiated
>he had a gold tooth, poleaboo commented
>his voice is deeper now, poleaboo joked his balls finally dropped (turns out he got married and lives in Birmingham now)
>the friend is graduating this July from uni due to his run ins with the law
>twice arrested for sexual assault, jailed the second time
>poleaboo said he had graduated last year and is looking for work
>asked for his number
>didn't know it off the top of his head, wasn't carrying his phone
>gave him the number of the most recent phone to be taken by the pigs

Fuck, should drop my his parents place or something once the phone from the solicitor gets here
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>>25943406
Gonna need you to shut the fuck up desu. Looking forward to some OC.
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>>25942779
>fallout 4

DUDE VIDEO GAMES LMAO XD
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>>25943461
You can fuck off as well m8
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DOMCOMBO FOR 30% OFF DOMINOS BRITBROS
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>>25943488
papa johns is 50% off
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>>25943445
Later that night, Poleaboo met a nice young man off Grindr.
>tells him he likes polish men
>man says he is polish
>arrives at Poleaboos place
>he is actually slovakian
>but he's quite friendly and dominant
>sucks him off anyway
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>>25943445

>blah blah blah
>blah blah
>blah blah blah

You're a bad person and you should do something to change that.
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>>25943502
Yeah but it's papa shit johns.
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Poleaboo is going up on the turnbuckle...

https://youtu.be/UOSYcM4AJ8k
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>>25943502
>Having a papa johns near you
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>>25943502

ITS STILL OVERPRICED AS SHIT
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>>25943502
I've never tried it but I recently saw one open up in a town I passed through. What's it like? Any suggestions on what to get?
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>>25943515
It's a good story

Met a school friend, last time I actually had friends, bantered easily with him and kinda respect him since his circumstances are actually similar to poleaboos
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>>25943502

Stop eating yank shit and buy from a local takeaway, you scum.
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>>25943598
>supporting pakis

You're scum
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>>25943549
Here is an impartial and accurate review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHp-ZEst4NE
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>housemate leaves shit all over kitchen
>housemate cleans the whole kitchen today
>acting high and mighty giving everyone else shit for not cleaning his crap
>"always me who does the work" attitude

People are shit.
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>>25943598
the best local pizza place near me is more expensive than papa john and less white
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>>25943013
How does this work

When does it start

Where does it take place
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>>25943445
I thought you hated pakis despite being one yourself. Now you hate white people instead? I don't understand you at all.
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>>25943624
There are plenty that aren't kebabs, get your mind of paki-cock you fucking degenerate
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>>25943662
>tfw cm punk will never ever come back
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>>25943678
I don't understand me either

My family comment often about how I constantly change the groups I am racist towards
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>>25943662
Read further down senpai, should be in an hour or so.
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Papa Johns aka Papa Roach
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WELL SPORTS FANS WITH LESS THAN AN HOUR TO GO UNTIL THE BIG EVENT ARE ANY OF OUR FIGHTERS FEELING THE NERVES AT ALL?
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>>25943624
>>25943646

>being this insecure

You are an embarrassment to all western civilisation.

Anyway, the best pizza you can get in a hurry is the 4 pound ones from Asda.

Chinese is superior to both.
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>>25943698
Poleaboo hates Punk

He's a cunt, he never had as many great matches as other top stars, one trick pony on the mic and his fans were really annoying
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>>25943712
Knob off you tosser
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>>25943698
He'll probably be back in about 10 years for a massive payday

He was so pissed at part timers stealing the spotlight that he knows that he'll get a chance to do it one day
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>>25943729
THE BASE TASTES LIKE CARD AND THE MEAT IS SO CHEAP IT'S UNREAL
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>>25943730
Are Muslims straight edge?

Hmmm
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>>25943735
strange insult you got there lad
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Poleaboo is a big fan of John Cena and his rippling sexy physique. Given the choice between getting fucked by John Cena or getting fucked by a burly Polish man, he would give serious consideration to Cena.
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>>25942965
>>25943013
>>25943712

If this is the first one how did we decide the champions and who's in main event/midcard/jobbers?

I'm genuinely excited
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>>25943757

Not the cheap ones, you dick. There are other ones that are slightly more expensive but taste bloody great.

I wouldn't have believed it myself had I not seen it with my own eyes.
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>>25943729
>not the co-op Pizzas

they'll cost you a pretty penny but crikey are they tasty
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>>25943813
>I'm genuinely excited
you are genuinely pathetic
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>>25943834
>hating fun

Relax dude
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>>25943834
He's not the only one desu senpai
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>>25943834
Sod off, this place can be positive for a few hours.
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What you doing tonight then lads?

Playing battlefront and doing a 6er to myself atm, going weatherspoons later, pretty comfy
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>>25943812
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1453494126920.webm

Too late m8
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>>25943882

This place is only ever positive on weekdays in the daytime, weekends especially people just vomit bile all over each other the whole time. I guess the average age drops a bit or something. It's not even a wagie/neet thing, the workers during weekdays are all pleasant as well.
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>>25944139
it's literally Tilde, he's divided this place
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>>25944139

If there were a way to measure and quantify people being shitty to each other maybe we'd have some interesting data about these threads.
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Poleaboo does genuinely believe Cena is superior to that whiny bitch Punk in every way

>more good feuds
>more good matches
>more diverse range of promos
>actually creative, didn't need to steal catchphrases

Punk is such a cuck, he's even writing comics about Batista

>>25944175
Poleaboo is pro-tilde if he was forced to pick a side
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>>25944198

frequency of certain words/phrases? 'fuck off', 'cuck' and 'paki' maybe?
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PAKIS OUT NOW II
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>>25944215
not surprised that the two most cancerous gimmicks on here support one another
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>>25944215
>Cena
>diverse range of promos
>MUUH OVERCOME THE ODDS
>Actually creative
>poopy head
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Okay hold onto your butts just 10 minutes to go until the first ever episode of Britfeel Fighting Federation Friday Night Feels
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If this is the first BFF how did we decide the champions and who's in main event/midcard/jobbers?
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>>25944175
>>25944268

Please, Tilde is just an unhappy guy, same as the rest of us.
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>>25944277
Poleaboo admits he has flaws, but that tight ass and those thick biceps more than make up for it in his mind.
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Who else here /protilde/?
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>>25944277
Compared to Punk

>break kayfabe
>raise voice to express emotion
>reference only he and his 3 friends get
>capable of more than one repackaged promo
>CLOWNSHOES
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bored desu lads, what can I do with myself? Preferably without leaving my PC
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>>25940060
>>25940150
>>25940250
>>25940456
>>25940853
>>25940883
>>25941025
>>25941149
>>25941732
>>25941971
>>25942085
>2D waifu

truly pleb. 2D waifus are for dweebs
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>>25944268
He/she seems cute

Nice/fragile
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>>25944441
all me

This original comment brought to you by Papa Johns.
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Part 1

>intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRANTFTMpYs
>the camera pans around a sold out crowd at the ASDA Carpark

'SHOUT ANON AT RINGSIDE HERE WELCOME TO BFF FRIDAY NIGHT FEELS AND WHAT A SHOW WE'VE GOT LINED UP FOR YOU HERE MATES...'

>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSDxkWO5Fo4

'FUCK ME IT'S THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD NEVER GETS OUT OF BED ANON HERE TO KICK OFF THE SHOW FOR US, I WONDER WHAT THIS FAT NEET HAS TO SAY'

>NEVER GETS OUT OF BED ANON rolls to ring side on his mobile bed and down the ramp, the ropes are undone and the Chairman rolls into the ring on a special disability ramp set up after the BFF itself was sued for discrimination against people with weight problems by not providing a way for them to enter the ring

>NEVER GETS OUT OF BED ANON is handed a microphone

'Alright lads
>he stops to take a bite of the Dominoes pizza laid next to him
As we all know 2015 was a big year for all of you Britfeelers
>crowd starts cheering 'LET'S GO BRITFEEL'
Well I can tell you 2016 is going to be even bigger, which is why I am out here tonight to announce a match to decide who will lead this quality organisation through this new year... that's right tonight right here at the ASDA Carpark in Rotherham OP IMAGE GUY 2015 will be defending his BBC belt against the number one contender.... OP IMAGE GUY 2016!!!'

>OP IMAGE GUY 2016's music hits to some boos from the crowd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm4EkrbnG6g

>OP IMAGE GUY 2016 makes his way down to the ring and picks up a microphone

'Why thank you NEVER GETS OUT OF BED ANON for this fantastic oppurtiunity to further myself and my career...
>crowd beings to chant 'YOU CAN'T PHOTOSHOP'
SHUT THE THE HELL UP... you people should be thankful I even bother to show up to entertain you... as I was saying...'

>suddenly music hits cutting of OP IMAGE GUY 2K16

'FUCK LADS WHO IS THIS INTERUPTING THE #1 CONTENDER AND THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD'
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>>25944345
he's not the same, he feels the need to trip, avatarfag and have his shit tidle gimmick
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>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

>a bespectacled middle eastern 'man' appears at the top of the ramp

'FUCKING HELL IT'S POLEABOO I THOUGHT THIS WEIRD CUNT GOT NICKED'

>Poleaboo makes his way to the ring and picks up a microphone
>he attempts to speak but the crowd are chanting over him
>'FREAK, FREAK, FREAK, FREAK'

>Poleaboo
'Enough!!... NEVER GETS OUT OF BED ANON how can you lay there and tell me this guy is the #1 contender for the BBC title, he doesn't even like BBCs'
>Never Gets out of Bed Anon
'Poleaboo... I don't think BBC title stands for what you think it stands for... And you know as well as I do you had your shot at the title but were stripped of the oppurtiunity after some 'gross misconduct' involving normies'

>Crowd cheers and begins again to chant 'FREAK FREAK FREAK'

>Poleaboo
' No! You are just the same as the normies! You are just the same as the police! Why are you victimising Poleaboo? Poleaboo is the greatest prospect in the BFF but because others hate him, for no fault of his own, now you and these fans...
>FREAK FREAK FREAK
...now you are going to persecute Poleaboo too? This is not right! Poleaboo deserves a title shot!'

>Never Gets out of Bed Anon
'Look mate, I decide who gets the title shots around here, and it isn't you, it is this lad right here OP IMAGE GUY 2K16... so could you please get the hell out of my ring'
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>>25944234

I think it would be difficult to prove the algorithm was measuring what you wanted it to measure.

I'm sure it's possible to make an overall happy and friendly post containing all of those phrases.
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>>25944480
>Poleaboo looks furious as he stares at NGOOBA and then towards the crowd
>he turns around to leave the ring dropping the microphone
>FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK rings out around the arena
>Poleabbo begins to climb out of the ring, but then stops, spins around and charges at Never Gets out Of Bed Anon pulling furiously at his bed sheets
>NGOOBA grabs a hold of his sheets, his Dominoes is tossed all over the ring in the struggle 'Bloody hell lad calm down, OP Image Guy 2k16 do something for fucks sake!'
>OP Image Guy 2k16 charges Poleaboo and begins laying into him with right hands
>NGOOB anon shouts for security 'WE NEED SOME BOUNCERS DOWN HERE GET HIM OUT LADS'
>Poleaboo and OP Image Guy 2k16 are exchanging blows in the middle of the ring when security rushes in and grabs Poleaboo, dragging him out of the ring and backstage
>Poleaboo can be heard shouting out as he is carried from the stage 'I WANT JUSTICE!! THIS IS NOT FAIR!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!'

>Cut to adverts.
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y'all 'bout ta git fitered
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>>25944465
Keep it coming lad
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>>25944513
Now is the adverts...
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>>25944534
Part 2

'ALRIGHT BOYS WELCOME BACK TO BFF FRIDAY NIGHT FEELS BROUGHT TO YOU BY OUR SPONSOR 'MR PAKI'S NEWS & OFF LICSENSE' SHOPPING ANYWHERE ELSE WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY HARAM! NEXT UP FOR YOU THE BUM TITLES ARE ON THE LINE AS THE NUMBER #1 CONTENDERS OUTSIDE FEAR CHALLENGE OUR CHAMPIONS THE WAGESLAVES'

>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
Tilde:
>making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 28 stone your BFF BUM champions Machine Operator Anon & Lobbyist Anon THE WAAGESLAAVES~

'WELL HERE THEY COME TWO UP AND COMING FORCES IN BFF THEY WORK HARD AND ARE VERY PROUD OF THAT FACT SOMETIMES GUYS BACKSTAGE DON'T LIKE IT BUT AS LONG AS THEY'VE GOT THAT GOLD THEY WON'T MIND'

>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
Tilde
>introducing the challengers, from their mother's basements, McDonald's Anxiety Anon and Agoraphobia Anon... McDonald's Anxiety Anon and Agoraphobia Anon...~

'WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE THESE IDIOTS?!'

>The Wageslaves look at each other confusedly in the ring
>on the titantron we see the camera cut to backstage
>McDonald's Anxiety Anon is stood wearing his fedora and trench coat with a McDonald's milkshake in one hand his Nokia 3310 mobile phone held to his ear in the other
>'What do you mean you're still at home...? I know you have social anxiety so do I, I thought we were working through this... we have a title shot tonight and I even managed to stop at McDonald's to pick up a milkshake on the way here, admittedly I walked through the drive thru pretending to be a car to avoid going inside but that's not easy for me'
>he looks up and sees the camera
>'Fuck, I gotta go bye' McDonald's anxiety anon locks his phone and puts it into his trenchcoat pocket then waddles towards the camera putting his hands in front of the lens
>'S-stop filming me m-mate... that's it I'm g-going home I'm d-d-one here'
>McDonald's Anxiety Anon hurriedly lurches into the distance sipping his Strawberry milkshake as he fumbles away
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>>25944480
>>25944513
Loving every line
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>>25944480

>the police

holy kek my sides
>>
think i may have a wank lads, probably to the pornstar raylene
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>>25944564
'WELL WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE TWO MEANT TO DO NOW'

>The Wageslaves stand in the ring looking bemused towards the titantron as they try to make sense of what they have just seen
>suddenly both men are hit from behind by two gentlemen of Arab descent who knock them to the ground and start stomping them into separate corners of the ring

'SHIT ME LADS THAT LOOKS LIKE FIGHT ANON AND GYM PAKI FROM THE NATION OF ISLAMIFICATION! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING OUT HERE?!'

>Machine Operator Anon starts to fight back against Gym Paki but as he begins to mount an offensive Fight Anon pulls a spanner from his tracksuit bottoms and hits Machine Operator Anon from behind
>Fight Anon then grabs Lobbyist Anon by his head in the center of the ring while Gym Paki grabs his legs and they perform the Allah's Guillotine DDT
>With The Wageslaves laid out in the ring and Gym Paki and Fight Anon standing tall (well as tall as 5'7 can be in Gym Paki's case) music begins to play

>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK1Dro5pr_0
>a Jamaican man wearing a turban appears at the top of the ramp and strolls towards the ring with a serious look on his face

'BLOODY HELL IT'S THAT DAFT BUGGER JAMAICAN MILITNT MUSLIM, THE LEADER OF THE NATION OF ISLAMIFCATION'

>Jamaican Militant Muslim observes the work of The Nation in the ring and then picks up a microphone to a chorus of boos
>'PAKIS OUT, PAKIS OUT, PAKIS OUT'
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>>25944581
She's pretty grim lad, do you feel the shame?
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>>25944586
'Shut up your rasicsts! I am here to deliver a message, a message from the all powerful Allah so you must listen...
>FUCK OFF ALLAH, FUCK OFF ALLAH, FUCK OFF ALLAH
You shall not disrespect almighty Allah!!... You see we have come to this ring today and done what none of these other NEETs backstage could, we beat up BUM champions The Wageslaves. You know why we did it? Because The Wageslaves go to work every day to pay taxes in order to finance the genocide of our Muslim brothers across the world by your corrupt government. But this is just the beginning. This is a Jihad, first we will take The Wageslaves gold and then we shall conquer all who stand in the path of the great Allah!
>All of The Nation begin to shout
'ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR'
>they then fall to their knees and prey to Mecca

>cut to adverts
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>>25944593
na, she's a thick latina milf m8
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>>25944602
Part 3

'WECLMOE BACK TO FRIDAY NIGHT FEELS THEY WERE SOME DISTURBING SCENES THERE AND THEY WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY OUR SPONSORS 'ARBRAKEBABRA' MAKING KEBABS MAGICAL.'

'NEXT UP HERE TONIGHT WE'VE GOT ANOTHER TITLE MATCH AS ANGRY ANON LOOKS TO TAKE THE BANTERWEIGHT TITLE FROM THE CHAMPION THE DIABETES KID'

>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffm7v_DPMRw
Tilde
>Introducing first the challenger, making his was to the ring straight from his shift at Poundland, AnnnnnngryAnon
>Angryanon marches to the ring looking furious shouting at the crowd on the way to the ring

'I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE THE DIABETES KID RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE ANGRYANON'S BOSS WAS YELLING AT HIM AGAIN TODAY AT WORK'

>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwgbfriHWt8
Tilde
>And the Banterweight Champion, from The Sweet Aisle at Tesco's, THE DIABETES KIIIIIID

>Diabetes Kid runs to the ring
>Angryanon wastes no time and opens up on Diabetes Kid as soon as he is in the ring, the bell rings
>Angryanon opens up with some early offence clothes lining TDK to the ground repeatedly
>LET'S GO DIABETES the crowd chant as they try to get behind their hero
>Angryanon Irish whips TDK into the ropes but TDK comes back at him with a flying elbow to the face as the crowd begin to make noise
>TDK hits multiple drop kicks, a sweeping leg take down and then begins to arm drag Angryanon from one side of the ring to the other
>Angryanon quickly rebounds to his feet after a fourth arm drag and charges at TDK in the opposite corner of the ring attempting a clothesline
>TDK gets out of the way and Angryanon smashes face first into the turnbuckle
>As Angryanon turns around dazed TDK hits a massive round house kick to the side of Angryanon's head
>DIABETES! DIABETES! DIABETES! The crowd chant
>The Diabetes Kid does his signature taunt as he mimics opening up a can of coke and downing it, much to the delight of the crowd
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>>25944513
>Poleaboo is now considering becoming a prowrestler
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>>25944627
>while Diabetes Kid has lost focus Angryanon has gotten back to his feet looking enraged, he begins punching himself in the head and screaming 'REEEEEEE' in an autistic fit of rage
>when TDK turns around Angryanon hits him with a massive spear and then proceeds to climb the top rope

'IT LOOKS LIKE ANGRYANON IS GOING FOR HIS SIGNATURE FLYING HEADBUTT HERE, SOME SAY THE REPEATED USE OF THIS MOVE IS WHAT ORIGINALLY LED TO HIS BRAIN DAMAGE, BUT I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE HE WAS BORN RETARDED'

>suddenly music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=579WXdhwR00

'WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S POET ANON'S THEME SONG, ANGRYANON'S ARCH NEMESIS, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!'

>The fans go wild for Poet Anon as he stands at the top of the ramp smiling, Angryanon is perched on the top rope still and turns to look at Poet Anon screaming expletives in his direction

'Angryanon, his face as red as a beet
his boss at Poundland has him rushed off his feet
so he came to the BFF to earn himself respect
but the fans all saw through him, he is still a reject'

>The crowd go crazy for Poet Anon's poem and begin chanting 'REJECT, REJECT, REJECT' towards Angryanon who is furious with them he can be heard screaming 'I'M NOT A REJECT I'M SUCCESSFUL YOU FUCKING RAGGLE MELTS'
>As he is distracted TDK gets back to his feet and rushes up to the top rope to join Angryanon, he punches Angryanon in the head then places it between his legs, performing a Pepsi Plunge from the top rope
>1....2....3..... AND HERE'S YOUR WINNER AND STILL BANTERWEIGHT CHAMPION THE DIABETES KID
>Angryanon lays beat in the ring starring furiously but dazed up at Poet Anon who is grinning smugly at the top of the ramp

>Cut to adverts
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>>25944627
>weclmoe

you must be full throttle son
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>>25944642
Part 4

'THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AGAIN ON BFFS FLAGSHIP SHOW FRIDAY NIGHT FEELS, NEXT UP IT IS THE MATCH EVERYONE WAS BEEN WAITING FOR THE BBC TITLE MATCH OP IMAGE GUY 2K16 VS THE CHAMPION OP IMAGE GUY 2K15'

>Camera cuts to backstage where OP Image Guy 2k15 is being interviewed by Tilde, the crowd cheer loudly as OP Image Guy 2k15 appears on screen

Tilde
'OP Image Guy 2k15 you put your BBC on the line tonight against OP Image Guy 2k16, are you at all worried this could be the end for you and OP Image Guy 2k16 could be the future?'

OP Image Guy 2k15
'U wot m8...
>U WOT
U wot m8...
>U WOT
I SAID U WOT M8
>U WOT
Tilde you wanna stand there with your Pokemon card collection, your eating disorder, your sister's jeans and you want to ask OP Image Guy 2k15, a BFF icon, a national treasure, an ass whoopin machine if he is worried...?
>U WOT
Let me tell you something it doesn't matter who it is who steps into that ring I will be walking out with my BBC title. OP Image Guy 2k16 has got photoshop skills
>U WOT
I said he's got photoshop skills
>U WOT
I said he's got Photoshop skills
>U WOT
But is that going to be enough when the original OP Image Guy 2k15 is whooping his ass all over the ASDA Carpark Arena? EHHH UHHHHHH. So you can bring your brick wall, you can bring your anime window, you can bring your swastika grafiti, it ain't gunna matter because tonight OP Image Guy 2k15 is walking out of here BFF BBC champion and you are going home in a Rotherham ambulance... AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE... Because OP Image Guy 2k15 said so...'

'STRONG WORDS THERE FROM OP IMAGE GUY 2K15, HOW WILL OP IMAGE GUY 2K16 REACT? WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT'
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>>25944602
Poleaboo is now considering stealing all this content and booking his own real life wrestling fed
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>"Britfeel fighting federation"
>literally just one guy roleplaying via text
my god how embarrassing. Are people really enjoying this shit?
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>>25944657
>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm4EkrbnG6g
Tilde
>Making his way to the ring, the challenger, OP Image Guy 2k16
>OP Image guy 2k16 confidently makes his way to the ring and awaits his opponent~

>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXudyBan4AE
Tilde
>And the BBC Champion, the East Anglia Garden Snake, OP IMAGE GUY TWO THOUSAAAND FIFTEEEN

'THE CROWD ARE GOING FUCKING MENTAL FOR OP IMAGE GUY 2K15'

>OP Image Guy 2k15 storms down to the ring and climbs each turnbuckle in turn before turning the face his opponent
>the bell sounds and the two OP Image Guys lock up in the middle of the ring
>2k15 gets the better of 2k16 and applies a headlock before 2k15 counters with an elbow to the ribs and plants a DDT
>2k16 stomps on 2k15 but 2k15 gets back to his feet and begins to fight back much to the delight of the crowd
>2k15 performs an irish whip into a back body drop
>2k15 continues the assault with a series of suplexes before throwing 2k16 into the turnbuckle and hitting a big splash
>2k16 falls to the matt and rolls out of the ring for a breather
>2k15 looks to the crowd and makes his signature photography taunt
>2k16 rolls back into the ring
>in his desperation 2k16 has picked up a Chinese cartoon figure from outside the ring and attempts to nail OP Image Guy 2k15 with it
>OP Image Guy 2k15 sees the attack coming just in time and is able to duck, countering with a kick to the gut and then hitting his signature Photofinish

'BLOODY HELL PHOTOFINSH PHOTOFINISH PHOTOFINISH!!!'

>OP Image Guy 2k15 hooks the leg
>1.....2.....3

>OP Image Guy 2k15 begins to celebrate in the ring with his title but his music is cut short and a face appears on the titantron
>it is Poleaboo
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yeah not a fan of this BFF shit, wasted your time there lad
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>>25944682
Poleaboo
'Hahaha, just as Poleaboo thought OP Image Guy 2k16 wasn't good enough to get the job done. But do you know who would be? Poleaboo, but due to the victim blaming culture of this organisation I am not provided a shot. Well, if I can't go for the BBC champion, then I'll just have to make the BBC Champion come for me...
>Poleaboo backs away from the camera to reveal a house behind him and a set of keys in his hand
Recognise this OP Image Guy 2k15? That's right it is your house...
>Poleaboo enters and heads straight for the kitchen, he opens the fridge and begins pissing in OP Image Guy 2K15's milk

'WHAT THE HELL THIS IS JUST SICK WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WEIRD PRICK'

>'Fuck sake I just bought that milk and my bennies don't come through til next week' OP Image Guy 2k15 can be heard shouting
>Poleaboo laughs and continues to maruad around OP Image Guy 2K15's kitchen pissing all over the place
>OP Image Guy 2k15 jumps from the ring and begins to run backstage as the camera fades out

FIN
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>>25943967
Keep gulping the coffee, play with pupper and keep this tab open with some other threads.
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>>25944672
Yes

It's pretty good shit if you're a wrestling fan and recognise the gimmicks
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>browse britfeel for the first time in 2 weeks after solidly posting everyday for 6 months+
>wrestling roleplaying shit

not impressed lads
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Well that's all for tonight lads, tune in next week to see what happens between OP Image Guy 2k15 and Poleaboo, who The Nation of Islamification will target next and where The Weebs fit into all of this.

Hope you enjoyed the show

Good night!
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>>25944708

I don't think I've ever actually watched a wrestling match (unless you count playing WWE smackdown on PS1) and I still think it's fucking hilarious. The theme songs alone are inspired.
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>>25944723
Filter it like the rest of us
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>>25944700
>'Fuck sake I just bought that milk and my bennies don't come through til next week'
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>>25944480
Based Poleaboo, can't wait for him to get some paki backup.
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>>25944586
>well as tall as 5'7 can be in Gym Paki's case
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>>25944564
>OUR SPONSOR 'MR PAKI'S NEWS & OFF LICSENSE' SHOPPING ANYWHERE ELSE WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY HARAM!
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>>25944763
>Implying he won't try to join the white supremacist stable
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>>25944672

Yes, this is great. I haven't watched much mangrab lately but this is entertaining me greatly.
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>>25944672
Unironically highlight of my weekend so far desu.
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>>25944700

How the fuck could Poleaboo do that? I can't wait to see him get his arse kicked.
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>>25944732


I defo enjoyed it mate, obvs there's some twats whining but you know if you didn't do it they'd just be moodily refreshing and wondering why nobody was posting.

If we don't get to see Poleaboo torn to shreds by a horde of angry sweaty weeaboos next week then I will cry, a lot.

Complainers need to remember that
>picrelated
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SHE'S A LITTLE WILD AND SHE'S READY TO GO GO GO!

Original comments will not stop me, no no no!
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>>25944732
I thought it was great, good to see someone do something creative. Would buy you a pint, no fight needed.
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Lads I've been out of the country for a week on holiday.

Someone bring me up to speed on /britfeel/ and general UK news. Has anything interesting happened? I don't like feeling out of the loop.
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>>25944977
Sharia law is in effect.
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>>25944977
A man in York who was found not guilty of rape after a woman who consented subsequently falsely accused him now has to give the police 24hrs notice of him having sex, or he could get 5 years in prison
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>>25944642
>>25944586
>>25944564

More swerves than Vince Russo

I fuckin love it
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>>25944642
>heel is about to win legitimately
>face distracts him and causes him to lose

bro do you even book
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>That's fine. We will box it up and get a price from the post office for sending this to you. Unfortunately you will have to place us in funds before we can send it to you or if you prefer we can hold on to it in our offices until you are back here for court
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>>25945052
But Vince told me faces could never be in the wrong.
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>>25944900
This advert.. fuck's sake. How is working at McDonald's a good thing?
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>mum and dad are downstairs watching kevin and perry, laughing loudly

fucking normies
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>>25945103
Poleaboo enjoyed his term there

Everyone was upbeat, nice, work was easy, free food, some glamorous girls, one was sort of a model
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>>25944700
fuckin glorious lad

can't wait for next week's ep
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>>25945052
No one wants to see Angryanon win though
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>>25945210
then he should have gotten the advantage by cheating
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>>25945225
Angryanon is a main event heel, needing to cheat to beat Diabetes Kid would hurt his overness with the Britfeel universe.
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Yarrrgh just kill me now senpai
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>>25944441
Fight me right now, I will defend her honour
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>>25945014
wtf I was sure you were taking the piss I can't believe this is actually real...
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>>25945502
i'll give you the 441, i'd beat the shit out of you in a fight
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>>25945502
What mongatari is she from anyways? Looks spoopy.
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I think my neighbour is having sex. I can hear her moaning through my wall next to me.
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>tfw the black mold is spreading across my bedroom each day

It's like it is coming to consume me lads
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>>25945504
Welcome to the future anon, helium tanks are available from the kiosk on the right
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Going to start rewatching K-ON for the 8th time and then watch some Ghibli films later and maybe Haruhi
Who else /comfyanime/
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>>25945580
Yeah I'll watch some ranpo kitan
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>>25945567
It requires more minerals
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>>25945567
Yeah, better clean that shit up soon m8. Had some encroaching black mold in uni halls years ago, had me coughing my lungs out after a few months till I cleaned it all.
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>>25945580

>tfw the episode where it's after the school festival

I can't imagine the feels will be lessened even on the 8th rewatch.
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>>25945737
So i watched a bit of k-on a while ago and literally nothing happened.
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>>25945737

>saddest moment in all of history
>ritsu grabs yui's tit
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>>25945737
24 is worse
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>>25945566
Are you fapping to it anon?
I'm not proud of it but I probably would. Although there is the danger they could hear you.
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>>25945899
Nah cause she's in her 50s. Maybe if she was in her late 20s and good looking.
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>>25945560
She appears in Season 2 briefly but her main arc is in Owarimonogatari, very spooky
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>>25940035
>late night tea and malt biscuits
Living the life.
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>>25945834

I should say 24 is worse, after the other girls go to all that trouble writing a song for Azusa only for her to tell them it's not very good.
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>>25945945
Only ever saw the first season. Kanbaru was cool desu
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>>25946086
>You're not very good, but I want to her more. Encore
>Implying that wasn't literally the best line in the entire series that perfectly summed up the tone of the anime and brought it back full circle to what Yui said in the beginning
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Why is britfeel so dead on Friday nights? Is everyone secretly normies who goes out on Fridays?
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>>25946248
Looks like it mate. I'm just about to play some halo online. Had fun on it playing br and snipes on guardian.
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>>25946248
It's been like 2 minuets since someone else posted, how is that dead?
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>>25946248
Yep

>2Mb limit on webms

What purpose does this serve?
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>>25946307
Normally there's loads of banter going on
>>
do you lads know of any math rock?
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>>25946248
watching film usually Friday Saturday.
>>
After many years of diet adjustment I can only conclude I have an unusually large and capacious bowel, so no matter what I do I will always take monster shits that are too big to flush.
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>>25946491
My mate listens to that I make fun of him for it and he calls me a pleb
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>>25946559
that's because you are a pleb lad
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>>25944465
>>25944480
>>25944513
>>25944564
>>25944586
>>25944602
>>25944627
>>25944642
>>25944657
>>25944682
>>25944700
HONESTLY GREAT MATE.

MORE EFFORT THAN ANYONES PUT INTO THIS THREAD IN A WHILE
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>>25945795
What was you expecting to happen?
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>>25940122
>bettering disrupts the eye

Welding is an art to long did not read.
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>>25941156
After watching so much Sopranos it's hard not to imagine Winnie the Pooh sounding like Tony
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>>25942143
You mind is like your stomach desu

>top up shit out if that works for you

>tfw can afford whey so don't go to the gym even tho you paid up this month
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>>25944534
>Now is the adverts
This isn't /Americlap/, we don't have to watch a 10 second advert every time we post
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>>25940035
>tfw I'm talking to a guy and he's hot and might be into me
>tfw he lives in Ireland
Why do I have to feel this pain, lads
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>>25946780
Can't say I feel the same
>>
Anyone got to the point where you can't get high anymore?

I'm thinking of taking a month off but I've being smoking everyday for 4 years and am pretty much to bored out of my head all day anyway
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Ett about 10 rich tea today lads. Not good
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> kebab meat and chips + 4 cans

* * * * C-C-C-COMFY BREAKER * * * *
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>>25946780
>tfw tony soprano isn't your dad
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>>25947204
He's a fucking prick, so that's a good thing
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>>25947185
I don't have the money to buy kebabs anymore. I miss them
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>>25942301
Directional drilling firm init
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>>25947064
The one time I attempted to Take the Reefer it had no effect.
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>>25947204
>tfw Kanye West isn't your bf
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>>25947103
I've got a 1kg Milbona Greek-style natural yoghurt from Lidl. Resisting urge to eat whole thing at once.
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>>25947356
Or it might be from Aldi... Can't remember, they look the same to me
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Going to look at a car tomorrow morning lads

Hopefully no more bus for me
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>>25947204
he'd hate you, he'd hate any one of us for not becoming a chad like him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-YXWhKUiog
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>>25940122
Looks like a fucking spreadsheet
>>
detachable penis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
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>>25946318
Unlike YT vids 4chan hosts the webm and it could bankrupt them

>in theroy
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>thinking about getting FIFA 16
>have a few games online on FIFA 13
>remember how rigged online mode is
>into the trash it goes
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>>25947395
>car
such a normie thing
enjoy your insurance
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>>25947750
PS3 for life bitches
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>>25940122
>GCSEs on a CV
fucking embarrassing

focus more on experience and value rather than grades
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>>25940122
>In
>Progres
>s
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>>25947665
But every other silent board gets 3Mb, and audio boards get 4Mb

this is just discrimination
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>>25947750
The only time I play Fifa is when I'm drunk so my RPG's are a no-go. Just hope the muscle memory carries me through games.
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>>25947784
its an old landrover so insurance is dirt cheap
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>>25940122

Ugly, get rid of half the shit on there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ
>tfw no yolandi gf
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>>25947064
Get on the cross degenerate
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>>25947914
actually thinking getting one myself. My dad's a big time Land Rover man and always had them until my mum made him get rid of it when I was a little kid.

The fucker will never spend any time with me again if I don't get frankly and I need a car just to tick the box to get laid before wizardhood.
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>>25943445

You going to start a paedo ring you dirty fuck?
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>>25947999
>no yolandi gf
I fucking hate this feel
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>>25948045
get a landy mate

the primary reason im getting one is that i live in the sticks: loads of farmer lasses and im hoping it will help get me laid (18 months dry)

;_;
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>>25947999

meme band desu
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>>25947064
A month might not be enough if it's been every day for 4 years mate.

Give it a couple, experiment with other substances.
>>
Are there any good porn sites apart from eporner?
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>>25943445
>Used to be "Pakis in"
>Read about you
>Read your ramblings
>Now "Pakis out"
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>>25940122
>that try-hard ugly format
>mechanical Technician not Mechanical Technician

Into the bin with you
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>>25948045
>>25947914
>classic Land Rover in blue for sale near me
>2000 quid
>didn't have the money at the time
>hadn't passed my test
>no one would lend me the money
>now I've passed my test
>have the money
>car sold ages ago

For fucks sake
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Feel like i'm going insane desu
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>>25948199
mate, dont worry.

for 2k it would have been an absolute dog. trust me
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>>25948164
I've tried others but you really don't think one month would be enough?
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>>25940122

Bit of advice bro;

You want to streamline your C.V. as much as possible. You probably don't need home and mobile number. Just give the mobile. You don't need to mention your qualifications in the first section of your about me - that's why you have education section (I'd rename it qualifications as some of the things you list aren't educational, or at least have 2 categories).

Considering how strongly your passion for making shit is listed, I'd try to be a little more specific and mention more examples of individual equipment you've fixed/assembled/maintained.

Your A level results are shit, but technically you have A levels in all those things. I've never known employers to query your grades so I'd recommend either lying about them, or changing your format so it works to your advantage. Simply saying you've got A levels in those subjects states the qualification without having to mention the shit grades. Regardless, I'd say bin the table off and try and consolidate it.

Get rid of the hobbies/interests sections. You're not 15 looking for a job out of school with nothing else to say about yourself. It contributes nothing.

Lastly, just say that references are available on request. You don't need to put all their details on the bottom of your C.V. where any cretin can get them.
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>>25948121
that sounds absurd and i think you are living in a fantasy world, but good luck.
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>>25941163
Thx mate!
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>Looking at the documents and stuff that came with my meds
>Other side effects: Suicidal ideation
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>>25948378
she's only a few pills away anon
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I'm drunk and I'm in a nightclub with nor miss what do please help
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>>25948314
can you tell im desperate mate?

im doing no fap 2016, not fapped since dec 30th, which hasnt helped. im so, fucking, horny. all the time.
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>>25948423
Try and kiss someone
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>>25948423
Dance like nobody's watching
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>>25940353

Maybe because that kind of thing never happened in real life and in fact is just a device that scriptwriters use to tell part of a story about the characters.
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>>25948302
This bloke's got the right idea
Under education or something just put "I obtained X qualifications at A-level" and it's a good shout putting "references available upon request"
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>>25948423
>I'm drunk and I'm in a nightclub
>posting on 4chan
You're not doing it right
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>>25948446
Alright amalgam I'll try I'm a kvetch and I'm 23 I'm so pathetic
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>>25948411
The fact that even when I die I will still almost certainly not be with her terrifies me
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>>25948248
It all depends on how long and how frequently you've been doing it. You'll definitely be able to get high again after a month, but you won't be able to get out of your mind on an 8th like when you first started, got to take a while longer for that.
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>>25946546
What do you do lad? Potato masher?
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>>25948423
Show them Britfeel
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>>25948499
I know but theses fucking Mormons bought drinks for me and I'm here on r9k so pathetic
>>
>Want to apply for JSA and go to college
>My brother (lives at same address) is currently on it but is getting mad and going to quit because he didn't fill out the job search thing for a couple of days and they're saying he could lose his JSA so now he's gonna stop going out of anger anyway (yeah..).
My question is will this affect me at all?
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>>25948549
That was nice of them, are they pressuring you to convert?
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>>25948509
Chop it up with a bent coathanger. Good practice for if ever need to perform an abortion. Haha only joking. But the part about the coathanger is true.
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>>25948549
I've been there desu. Nightclubs just aren't my kind of thing.
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>>25948378
Anti-depressants are cancer and you're a moron for taking them.
>>
I can't stand nightclubs unless they're playing early nineties rave hardcore
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>>25948564
No I meant normies it'sthe autocorrect

>>25948574
I know also I'm really sorry British about how I'm acting I am to drunk now
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Day 28 of sobriety, frequent exercise and healthy food. Almost lost a stone already lads.

>only gonna motherfukkin make it lads
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>>25948622
>I can't stand nightclubs
Obviously
>unless
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE FUCK OFF
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>>25948659
It's been 10 years since I've been in a nightclub.
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>>25948644
Tfw even drunk I'm still weird and can't get on with people. I just can't blend in with the Mormons at all
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>>25948719
Mormons are weird as fuck mate, don't feel bad that you don't blend in with them.
>>
This unintentional Mormons thing is making me lol. Top quality entertainment without having to pay a TV licence
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>>25948644
Mate you sound like such a batty, get off fucking 4chan and have a good time, who knows you might be a normie in sperg clothing
>>
100-1
SAY MY NAMER GAMER

>sing alongside before you an hero

http://youtu.be/cr6ufGzlcwk
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>>25948719
Beinh drunk xoesn't magically change your personality. It just makes you uninhibited and more likely to make a foe par.
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>>25948653
>28 days

Fair play mate, I just did 3 days, having a drink tonight as a treat for doing so well.
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>>25948653
Buzzing for you lad nice fucking job
>>
Who else /depressinglydrunkalone/?
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>>25948770
I'm wedged between these 2 guys and all the slagh are fat and ugly I am so pathetic sorry
>>
What's the point of it all lads?
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>>25948814
You mug
>having a drink to celebrate being sober

Christ alive
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>>25948851
There isn't one except to enjoy yourself
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>>25948842
Oh my Christ mate get off of 4chan, come on lad get it together I believe in you
>>
Some anon told me to try listening to Carly Rae Jepsen's newest album a few threads back and I thought I might as well because it couldn't hurt.

Now I can't stop listening to all of her stuff. Fuck.
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>>25948835
I'm not drunk and my mum is downstairs.
>>25948842
Nothing will happen if you sit there playing with your phone, it's like a "don't talk to me" field.
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>>25948851

Fuck bitches, get money, avoid being muted by the robot.
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>>25948770
>>25948842
Don't worry about it lad, it'll be shit anyway
>>25948835
I'm bad at drinking so I'm haven't even finished one beer. At least its cheaper though.
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>>25948842
Go and dance, nobody cares what you look like and the exercise feels good.
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Hey, hey... have you ever thought the only reason you're not the stereotypical basement dweller is that your house doesn't have a basement??
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>>25948883
They're all singing come on Irene dancing a kvetch a ducking kvetch look at me on r,9k when I should be getting pussy
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>>25948924
Well, I fail at all 3 of those
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>>25949004
Put your mobile away, have a drink and join them mate.

I know you can manage at least 10 minutes of acting like a normie, then come here and recharge.
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>>25949061
Yea okay do this, it sounds reasonable enough.
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If you spell Paid as "payed", kill yourself please.
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>>25949004
Ugh you can't dance to that shite.
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>>25949151
Who sayed that lad?
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Don't go to horrible nightclubs with shit 80s draunk anthem music
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>>25949285
I see it quite frequently and it grinds my gears. You're and your I just class as people fucking around but "paid" and "payed". I just know people are that stupid.
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>>25949302
>going to nghtclubs

why
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>>25949352
Just to experience it

They really are a fucking disgrace though
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>>25949310

Fun fact, in French "to pay" is "payer" but if you are saying "I pay" you are meant to spell it "je paie". However so many young people spell it wrong that the french basically accept "je paye" now even though its technically wrong.
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>>25949490
That's fair mate I went a few times but I quickly realised it was just

>let's go to nightclub because that's the thing to do
>can't we just go the pub then come home and play FIFA m8s
>no mate Stacey is going to be there we have to go
>go to nightclub
>wait in line for half an hour to get in
>get in wait half an hour to get served while Stacey walks to the front of the line and gets served instantly
>get to front of the line and get ignored because pervy Pete barman wants to serve Stacy
>eventually get a drink
>everyone is walking around taking selfies of themselves and uploading them to Facebook
>no one getting drunk
>no one even dancing
>literally just walking around and taking selfies so everyone can see they were at the nightclub with Stacey
>into the trash it goes
>go home and get drunk by myself posting on the chans and listening to music I like

Did it two or three times, never again mate.
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>>25949572
I went before camera phones were a big thing. It was just as horrible.
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>>25949352
to hear tunes like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOWKo7pZpSg
on big speakers with loads of sub-bass
rave all night long, in a corner by myself.
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>>25949535
>the caliphate of France
>unironically changing the language rather than teaching it to the 'immigrants'

Has there ever been a more beta nation?
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>finally get out of overdraft
>end of temp contract
>slowly seeping my way back deep in my overdraft
It's not fair lads 58bong a week is not liveable, maybe at 70
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>>25949572

Thats why you go to gay clubs.

The only club I still go to is this place called Polo, me and a bunch of fairly close friends go, get smashed off of 1.50 drinks then dance to cringely awful pop music. So much better than going to a straight club with a bunch of nonces in polo shirts with shit house music and girls desperately looking for you to buy them free drinks.
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>>25949605
he said it was lazy youths not immigrants, you're grasping
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>>25949605

to be fair, if you know the language "paie" is just being awkwardly irregular. Its not because of immigrants, its because "paye" makes more sense since it follows the regular rule for verbs ending -ER.
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>>25949605
If there's one country on the planet who does care about its language, that would be France

They aren't linguistic cucks like the Dutch or the Swedes
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>>25948888

>going to find some green wing night lads
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how does an aspergers diagnosis work?

like, is it a condition you have physically, or just a series of ways you act?

i feel like i have the mindset of an autist but i've learned tricks that stop people catching on. like in the symptoms it'll say sometimes autists come up and talk about their interests when nobody cares. i used to do that until i was quite far through high-school, until the other kids telling me to shut the fuck up penetrated my head, and then i realized they'd stop making fun of me if i stopped talking, so i stayed quiet. i also learned stock phrases that most people use to talk, so to most people i probably come across as a quiet person with no interests.

but i don't know whether it's that i'm boring and have nothing wrong with me, or if i'm a sperg undercover.

i think the original point was to ask, if i say that to a doctor and try to say how i act in social situations, if i say i'd do the 'right thing' but get to it by accident/rote learning instead of by actual social skill, would they see that as being normal-but-unusual, or as aspergers/autism?
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>>25949602
what genre is this kind of music?
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>>25949605

France literally has an organisation dedicated to creating new french words and protecting the french language. When it comes to language they're the least beta.

They literally ran ads making fun of people who use English terms in their french.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N7Qea39Ego
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>>25949619
Been to two gay clubs since December. Literally the best place to pick up women.
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>tfw you get mad props from everywhere you post online but have no irl friends and no irl talents, skills or abilities
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>>25949721

It really is. Plus the types of girl there are usually a bit more fun/hipsterish than the plastic stacies of a straight club. Literally my favourite spot to try and pick up girls.
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>>25949626
Just a bit of banter mate, keep your turban on.
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>>25949705
Jungle/Hardcore, if you like it I'm pretty sure /mu/ has a chart of recommended listens.
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>>25949705
hardcore, jungle techno, darkside, it has a bunch of stupid names
here's another one of my favourite records
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPz9jkscXic
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>>25949703
Being autistic is haveing the ability to not lie to your self

>but that's the last of many I forget the rest
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>>25949703
If you're completely honest with them im confident they would see the underlying issue, granted its there. Typical diagnosis is done by symptoms exhibited, or a series of ways you act as you said, but science is showing there are neurological abnormalities as well (though typically not used). Though i cant really tell you if you're are just "boring" or have the aforementioned condition without more information.
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>>25949721
>>25949746
>>25949619
I dunno mates never been to a gay club before but I went to a 'Bear Bar' once and it was full of fat hairy gay blokes sitting quietly, I ordered a Guinness sat at the bar tried to look at people to make conversation but everyone just looked at me as if to say 'this cunt isn't really gay... is he..?' then my gay mate who I was there with started rubbing his boner on my leg then my manlet straight mate got bored line sexually assaulted by a 6'4 Nigerian.

Wasn't bad but was a little odd.
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>>25949746
Drinks are also a lot cheaper and it's almost free to get in.
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>>25949723

Maybe if we call you shit then you'll become popular irl?
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>>25949828
Gay bars are full of twinks and some seriously hot women. And traps if you're interested.
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>>25949828

Queens and fag hags are what make a gay club. No shame so theres no awkwardness about doing stupid shit.

>>25949843

This guy's got it.
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>>25949853
Or we'll destroy the one thing that he's got going for him.

Kill or cure situation, I like it.
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>>25949703
>autists come up and talk about their interests when nobody cares. i used to do that until i was quite far through high-school, until the other kids telling me to shut the fuck up penetrated my head, and then i realized they'd stop making fun of me if i stopped talking, so i stayed quiet.
amazing, i went through the exact same thing.
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Oi if that anon who was on here chatting about buying a house is still here, don't buy the fucking house, the world economy is about to shit bricks like it is 2008 so hold out or your ass is going to be in some negative equity
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>>25949933
It'll recover before he moves again
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>>25949933
house prices continue to go up all the time. the worst that might happen is they'll go up more slowly.
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>>25949933
>trying to time the market
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>tfw recently became an orbiter to my best friend

How did this happen? I used ot be banging sloots left and right.
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>>25949964
>house prices go up all the time

Yearly that is mostly true in this country and wages don't rise anywhere near close to how house prices do, which is why we are being thrown into the abyss, but if I could point you to this very interesting piece of information

http://www.nationwide.co.uk/~/media/MainSite/documents/about/house-price-index/downloads/uk-house-price-since-1952.xls

2008-2010 house prices did not steadily climb as they had in the past, if you bought a house in Q4 2007 you were fucked with your equity hardcore compared to someone who bought in even 2012. So keep your money in your pocket, wait for this inevitable crash which is coming within the next two quarters and take advantage afterwards
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>>25950413
I don't see how this can be sustainable indefinitely
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>>25950589

Osbornomics

It can't.
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Alright lads, Manx here.
>Blazed 2 spliffs
> 5 pints
My mate is driving us to Liverpool now lad. Who else /OnAnAdventure/
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>>25950676
fucking chavs shitting up the place. gtfo
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>>25950589
Me either

One of the problems is that the majority of people who vote are homeowners, so if as the gov you can swing a 14% rise in house prices during your term you are literally guaranteed to stay in power. I believe this is why immigration on an industrial scale takes place in the UK. If you have less people there is less people who need houses, if the borders were to be closed and it was left to middle class people the population would stagnate, which is bad for business and bad for a government trying to maintain power.

As you say it is of course not sustainable because the way things are going now I see in at most 50 years time not underclass, working class, middle class, upper middle class. I don't see any of that existing. I see two distinct classes. Those who own property and those who do not. Those who are born as property holders will reap the rewards of the current trajectory, while everyone who doesn't will simply be wageslaves to use the term, working to pay the mortgages of the property holders.

But that's just a theory. A britfeel theory.
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>>25950676

Wait, is there a tunnel now? Or are you on a ferry at 1 in the morning?
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>>25950676
drive smart and stay safe lads, have a good one.
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>tfw school girl that used to be obsessed with me and I could shag on demand now wont even respond to my snaps

fuck me lads.
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>>25950724
Nah mate. on the miter way. Manchester to Liverpool
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Alright lads? How we doing? I've just got in and I'm a bit pissed.

Who /nodinner/ here?
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>>25950760
Thanks mate, have a good night
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>>25951114
Had a nice Quesadilla for dinner actually. Still pished though
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>>25951114
Decided not get a takeaway on my way back from the pub, really regretting it now, how was your night?
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>>25951167
You'll be glad for it in the morning matey.
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>>25951114
I had fish chips and curry sauce mate

>>25951149
Quesadilla my man what you have in them how many cheeses?
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I really want a drinking buddy, I'm too beta to go alone
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>>25951219
>No one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!
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>>25951182
Going to make up for it tomorrow night, there's a place in the next town over that does a "Phatboy" Cheeseburger, 3 patties and cheese for 3.90.

You'll know what a mistake you've made as soon as it lands, but it's exactly what you want to see after a heavy session.
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