Any other KVs here like to talk to women just to piss them off?
I don't mean actively trying to anger them, I mean by just walking up to them and saying hi. By merely not being Chad it pisses them off or makes them "uncomfortable" even in the most typical setting. It's fucking gold and I dont see how more men dont find it amusing.
Feels good to do what is to them a waste of their time.
>The way they squirm and wish they could tell me to die.
>The way they try to act polite as if they actually want me there.
>The retarded sighs they do when they're bored because you aren't funny enough to be their jester
It's hilarious. I highly recommend it, it's good to grow your social skills too and you'll learn how to piss off normalfags. Why join them when you can ruin their day and possibly their social lives?
Best part is that if you lift or practice applied marital arts like Muay Thai, then if a Chad gets pissed off that you accidentally approached his girl you have an excuse to drop him since he threatened you.
It isnt. Sure you cant truly wound a woman, but you are still wasting her time, and if she's seen talking to the loner nerd, she will lose social status. So actually scratch what I said. You can make her feel like shit by robbing her of her friends, and all you did was be friendly to her
Sometimes I speak glossolalia to women. A drunk bitch never stops talking, and they don't listen either. So when they pause and look at me for a reply, I just say "geihjrhfklnwelkcwgjkengklewng" - and then the dumb bitches just keep talking about whatever they were before, as if I wasn't just speaking complete gibberish.
Some of these bitches have the nerve to tell me I'm a good listener. I don't hear what they say though, in one ear, out the other. I just nod and say "right" occasionally.
Women like talking to me, it's truly a curse.
Try it bro. It doesnt matter if you aren't funny, social skills are trash, you're anxious as fuck, etc
The goal is to piss her off by engaging her, no matter how poorly it's done. The goal is to humiliate her, not yourself.
In fact, the more nervous you are, the more you will squirm because she will hate you for not being a ultra cocky, confident Chad. You'll love it I promise.
this is sorta true. everytime i go out in public it seems like everyones out to get me.
like, i almost inadvertenly got into several fights for practically nothing by simply momentarily looking at someone or bumping into them.
>tfw weigh 100lbs so miss out on the most universal and defining of male experiences: being stronger and bigger than women
I actually tried this yesterday for similar intentions.
OP's right, it is kinda fun
>31 years old.
>Stuck in a sexless marriage, haven't had sex in 3 years. (My wife is brilliant but mentally ill, and I'm on prescriptions that kill my sex drive.)
>No longer care.
>Work out 6 days a week, both running and weights.
>Am honestly handsome and well-dressed.
>When I encounter ugly women, I heavily flirt with them for no reason whatsoever.
>When I encounter really hot women, I treat them like absolute shit and belittle their opinions for no reason whatsoever.
I have no idea why I do this. I suppose I want to balance the scales. The fucked-up part of this is that it resonates with both types... the best way to fuck a hot woman is to be handsome and fit and treat her like shit.
I don't know, man. I fucking hate this planet and everyone on it. I'm going to happily die sexless and childless with the way my marriage is going.
>trying to exploit /r9k/'s misanthropy and tricking them into being normal human beings
This, I talked to a girl that lives near me today on the walk home, made it all the way without sperging, she's nice, I wouldn't date her though because I don't do that. It wasn't nearly as painful as I thought it would be, helped that it was raining and I had an umbrella to offer her, evn though she rejected it.
Yes, I love being antisocial
I used to not shower for weeks then go and buy junk food and sit next to people as I watched them squirm. Nobody ever said anything, they just feel uncomfortable.
The other week I went and sat down to a girl on a bench talking on the phone. She let out an audible groan then got up and walked away
Sometimes I talk to people just to make them uncomfortable. Usually it's omplete random who are alone and I start asking them invasive and weird questions or just make statements like "all these people walking past and not one will talk to you". Last night I was buying some alcohol and the cashier couldn't figure out if I was drunk, crazy or about to rob him.
Stare at people in public. Just do it. Across the room or nearby, just do it. Look away when you want to, not because you feel awkward or obnoxious.
I love this feel bro
I always make a point of mentioning aging roasties and seeing how pissed they get
>"wow, you're really getting up there!"
>"when are you due? no? oh, you just have lots of meat on your bones. "
>"nice tattoo, reminds me of graffiti on a nice building"
>"what a cool hobby! I bet you know loads about it..."
Talking to them at all lets them vent at you and makes them feel better about themselves you stupid fuck.
Personally I like to ignore people, not just women completely and only look at them blankly to see their look of disappointment and confusion at the fact I didn't go out of my way to kiss their ass.