About to make big cums and grab an empty donut bag but wasn't quick enough and got cum all over my shirt and jeans edition
>tfw waking up to my local feminist cult getting BTFO
Pretty comfy tbqh lads
Shit mood lads
>tfw oneitis tells me not to make her feel guilty about not replying to my messages
If you're busy you could at least just say "talk to you later" or something, you are literally my only friend and I'm going crazy from not speaking to anyone for 5 days
Had a dream about her to, we were on some track in the woods and went to some swanky museum about victorian era dolls, then it got fucked up as we got to the top floor and someone had burnt all the dolls arms and legs off and pilled them in the corner
I can't stop thinking about her lads, she had the sweetest voice in my dream, I can't even remember how she sounds IRL
Might just end it all seeing as there's no hope
reading image cheered me up a bit
When I inevitably fuck this up as I've done twice before I will just find a new oneitis to obsess over as I have twice before
I'm just going to not speak to her for 2 weeks so I can try to forget about her for a while, plus she never initiates a conversation anyway I can push the time length further
>went to Greggs
>got a bacon sarnie and a tea
>"milk for your tea is in the corner, sweetheart"
>go over to where the milk and sugar is
>there's no milk left in metal jug thing
>a large queue has now formed with lots of people
>too scared to say it's empty so I leave
Guess I'll just drink it black
Naa you get a breakfast deal where you can get bacon, sausage or egg. You can also combine two like bacon and egg or sausage and bacon etc.
You get a regular hot drink with it for 2 quid. Normally I'd get the coffee but it has tasted disgusting recently.
Shit, forgot to mention, yeah it's hot. They have the sausage, egg and bacon in the oven then put them in one of those heat trays to stay warm. Sometimes you can get in at just the right time and the bacon will be hot and crispy
>one of my friends said I have the characteristics of a sociopath
>he laughs a bit
>turns to me
>"no but seriously, are you ok?"
Binged on caffeine yesterday and today my heart hurts like hell. Death when
Me la, just encountered the same problem excet this time it's on the inside where the button is
I only own blue jeans, 1 black cargo trousers and 1 pair of tracksuit bottoms
I am a terrible person
>get a court summons dated 16th january and the letter was sent 19th jan
>just get it today
>I didn't pay council tax fees
>tfw im a student and dont need to pay it and I told them many times already
>tfw 700 quid charged
Phillipines is where it's at.
What you need senpai, is an anime gf
posting waifus, you say?
Then suicide is probably the best option tbph
>"OH BOY, FOR ME?"
>mfw just 100% charged
I had a phone call earlier actually, from the job center
other than them it's my old dealer sending me texts about "sick blueberry 50 a q"
I leave facebook messenger open 24/7 but flick it off occasionally in hopes someone will talk to me, I've been doing this for over 2 years and I'm still waiting for someone to say hi
just finished watching the entirety of three kingdoms lads. Now I feel lost and sad.
Thursday afternoon downtempo
>tfw window cleaner is outside my window and >just want to tell him to fuck off and stop cleaning my windows every month and charging 8 quid each time this is a fucking council estate we're not made of fucking money, you're fucking kicking us while we're down each time you visit
They do my nut in tbqh. I didn't ask you to do it fuck off you scroungers
Went to the toilet last night which is the next room to my Mum's bedroom and she had just gone to bed, my arsehole explode diarrhoea, it was like a machine gun. My anus was the same as how your lips are when you blow a raspberry.
Fucking vile, I know she heard it too it was really loud.
About to go and hand in my CV at a coffee shop lads. This is the most social interaction I'll have had all week and I need this wageslave job because my NEET lifestyle has no future at this point.
so everything going to shit lads.
>I had the same dream again last night lads.
>go some grant money and I'm bonsai'ing
>onto the next thing
>solar particle penatrion of the sea
>The effect of light in high negative pressure
>fucking around at the bottom of the sea
>the 11 year solar cycle is not going to be 11 years this time lads
>we taken out to much oil and replaced massive empty cave where the oil used to be
>just enough to of set a slow rising sea
>but the water be replacing vast caves of blackness we cannot see
>go on 4chan
Where you raped by your mind in your dreams last night britfeel?
Found a rustlers chicken burger in the fridge
Prepare myself for
>Pull tab will snap off without opening the packaging at all
>Middle of the top bun will start going hard after you microwave it no matter what sorcery you employ
>Will taste disappointing no matter what extra shit you put in it
>Finish it, HP and MP restored "But you're still hungry..."
>No action packed trip to Detroit offer anymore
>filthy whore is too embarrassed to press charges concerning the shower cam nudes
>wasn't too embarrassed by pressing charges on the stalking
Wonder how the bitch would like me sending the pics to all her classmates on her course after I lift the email addresses of everyone on the university system?
Felt stimulated desu. I think I have a potassium and magnesium deficiency from the years of energy drink abuse. Whenever my heart hurts or is beating arrhythmic I can fix that by taking magnesium/potassium. Bananas and peanuts become life savers
>tfw no yolandi gf
Thought about it but she screenshots literally everything, she would definitely consider going to the authorities, down the line at least
It's not about them but how it would make HER feel
Told my dad not to pump my bike tires up cause I've got a slow puncture and there's no point in doing it until I need to use my bike. Told him this several times. Went downstairs and he's sitting pumping the tires up. I don't know why I even speak sometimes.
I'm in sixth form doing applied ICT. Everyone's talking about dating/sex/etc and even the guy who's supposed to be teaching us get involved. As I got to get something out of the printer and he announces to the class:
"You're awfully quiet in this conversation, anon. Don't worry, there's no shame in being a virgin!"
Just fucking end it desu lads
There's honestly no point, he's a temp because our other teacher fucked off and at least I've got someone to mark my work.
He's the typical mid twenties, fresh out of training nonce that tries to interact and get in on all the "banter".
Every presentation he's given so far has been riddled with shitty image macro memes, makes my fuckin skin crawl.
>He's the typical mid twenties, fresh out of training nonce
Kek, they're everywhere. I remember hearing the one at my highschool fingered someone at the prom I didn't attend while giving his number to another.
Genuinely wonder how my family would react to me joining ISIS (compared to a lone wolf attack on British soil)
>less media attention
>written off as stupid/vulnerable instead of "evil"
>some in the community might hail me a hero
and the ones who do are complete scum
Should have just calmly said "I kinda just want to do my work mate" and got back to what you were doing.
Anyway who cares what some Chad thinks? He's a temp teacher, hardly fucking exotic enough for him to mock anybody about anything.
>crafted Jaraxxas 2 weeks ago
Just kill me
Bad day for Poleaboo
ISIS will still take you
There is literally nothing interesting for me to do in my life right now, I mean nothing at all.
Literally I am looking for ways to make work for myself because if I don't I would just be sat here all day doing nothing but feeling bored.
Anyone else get this feel? I've never felt it before.
Started eating healthy lads, actually feel a lot better. Only been doing it a few days, is this a placebo?
Literally gone from eating fast food, pies, crisps and sweets to healthy shit like chicken and salads etc
GingIsis > PakIsis
There's a difference between a battle hardened gang of Chechens swearing allegiance to ISIS and a short tempered, fat, pasty bloke from Hull having a crisis after his wife leaves with the kids so he buys a Quran and a one way ticket to Istanbul.
You sound annoyed you get to enjoy the brilliance that is haggis.
creme egg and a lunchables please
also eat something I get worried about you
I worked out why Bruce Forsyth was pissed, he'd just seen these on ebay
>Poleaboo lost all his Pokemon cards when he gave them to another kid for "safe keeping"
>Poleaboo traded his shiny Gyrados for an Abra because he was told "second edition" cards were superior to first editions
>Poleaboo got Pogs for his birthday, he lost them all the next day at school, he didn't even know how to play but the other kids made him gamble with them
>Poleaboo would buy marbles every weekend only to lose them the same way
Gonna be another long night at work. Must have had 10 cups of tea last night.
Depends what it is I guess, like if it's a videogame all the women on youtube are on a whole feminism kick, so they're basically going to review it and either like it or hate on on how they feel the game presents women.
If it was something stupid like a lava lamp, then you're just mental.
Nostalgia time: What colour x-brain did you have?
Could rock the craddle and walk the dog but not much else.
Who /Eurotruck Simulator/ here lads?
Pop on the old FM, kick back and deliver some oranges to the savage Huns in Bremen.
I'm my own master, can have something on telly to keep my company and eat all the snackies I wish while out on delivery.
I am truly king out on these roads.
>We have uplifted your property which is substantial in weight and no doubt value. To arrange postage, can you advise of the approximately value of the goods for postage insurance purposes or would you prefer to arrange for a courier to uplift the box? All the items are in sealed evidence bags which we do not wish to open.
is it comfier than anno tho?
Wonder how being a truck driver is like, being alone driving across nights listening to podcasts and getting paid pretty good because people burn out from being alone and travelling all the time.
Went to asda.
instead of getting their bread that's always one day from being out of date due to their new wastage policy, I just bought a loaf of bread that wont go out of date till the 27th.
I fucking showed them. don't think anyones buying their bread anymore cos the shelf was full.
Women don't know shit about products. While most retard male reviewers certainly will just read off a specs list and shill for shekels, you can be assured that ALL females will read the specs list.
From what I've seen, the long periods alone in a space smaller than a prisoner gets make it harder and harder to interact with the outside world effectively... sort of like sitting alone in a tiny bedroom for weeks on end without talking to anyone.
We're webtruckers ;_;
>Fancy something home-baked
>Tell myself to buy ingredients for biscuits next time I go shopping
>Just get 3 packs of Maryland cookies instead
Haha why would anyone be stuck in their rooms surfing the internet and playing video games all the time.
Wouldn't they get depressed and sad and have no lives, friends, girlfriends or work?
haha nobody would be dumb enough to do that right? haha
Install WINE you might be able to run it off there.
On the one hand the independent factor is nice but on the other if you weren't a robot before enlisting you'd probably mutate into some hybrid one during. It can also lead to some health concerns I've heard of including but not limited to: weight gain, back issues and weakening of muscles not often used anymore. The trick with it is to make enough money to start your own line and then you can have an office from which to dispatch and post here while also collecting sums.
At least they make enough quid to hire "lot lizards" who will sexualise you up in the bed of your Scania for one night ;_;
Plus if we were all truckies we could spout memes on the CB
>From what I've seen, the long periods alone in a space smaller than a prisoner gets make it harder and harder to interact with the outside world effectively... sort of like sitting alone in a tiny bedroom for weeks on end without talking to anyone.
This is literally what most of this thread does anyway.
For goodness sake neither of my favourites are online.
Post you're webtrucker caps
Yeah, I played 2070. Not much for world-building. I'd rather be an obscure truck driver than someone in power.
Why? Is it because you can't use a wheel and pedals in bed?
Lads stick on The Chase, it'll be like the old days
Random trucker story.
My dad used to do HGV runs between England and all over Europe, one of the other truckers who worked for the same company was called Chris.
Chris used to get called krusty because his hair looked sort of like krusty the clown but totally bald on top, also because he was filthy, never bathed or at least smelled like it. I met him when he stayed with us for a bit when his wife left kicked him out and changed the locks.
Around Europe there are certain service stations/lay bys that my dad and a few others would meet up at to shop in eachother's truck etc
One evening at one of these service stations krusty decided to get himself a whore so my dad and his friends watched him taking her towards his truck, as soon as she climbed up to get in the cab she visibly reeled from the stench and started shouting at him, demanding more money. Krusty put some money in her hand and motioned her to get in to the cab so she did and he followed her in the same door, as he was getting into the cab she jumped out the other side and ran off into the night.
Always leads to bad feels my friend. Even my stupidest class mates are doing well. One guy who was dumb as fuck works at fucking Jaj Land rover after getting a master degree. I want to kill myself.
I learnt that it doesn't matter how dumb you are, it's how much effort you put in and how many chances you take.
That's the only way to explain how I turned from the most likely to be successful when I was a kid to a NEET supreme because I got lazy and stop putting work in.
I haven't a clue but it must have been somewhat more sophisticated than just taking the odd item. He once came back and filled our dining room with washing machine parts, you'd think someone would notice that kind of shit.
Amen to that. I did really well at school but lost all motivation around college and uni.
Still have no motivation and at this point I really don't care about 'fixing' or doing well in life. Just going to play games and die off a heart attack from eating junk food all day.
Because we are losers, people don't want to associate with losers. Can't blame them. When I was doing well, I would look down on people too.
>I learnt that it doesn't matter how dumb you are, it's how much effort you put in and how many chances you take.
That's bullshit mate. All that matters is natural talent. I used to put loads of effort in but was still shit.
>dry throat and nose blocked
>tfw sinus unblocks
it's a pretty shit feel lads, hate falling asleep with the heating on
I'm here again. I will always be here. If you want to contact me just let me know.
Chatting to a prozzy, not sure I can actually go through with it though.
Might as well post waifu while I'm at it I guess
>come home from work 15 minutes early
>post waifu 15 minutes early
You had better believe that's what I just did.
You guys just reminded me of this song
comfy and feely at the same time
Brings me back to when I used to pretend to go to college and just walk around my city. Used to listen to this album on my earphones.
You're my waifu tbqhwy senpai
I like wanking, drinking and cats
I'm cutting down on the boozing now though
>tfw only 3 more sleeps til I can get drunk again
Poleaboo was watching Robot Wars and just learned that "Tilde" is short for Matilda
Poleaboo likes Bray continuing the Anyone but you stuff but not right now
Brock v Roman 2 is what he wants
Why? Poleaboo was given that but never took them
Have a template
>Why? Poleaboo was given that but never took them
It doesn't happen for everyone, but for me it meant a few months of waking up first thing in the morning and running to the bathroom to take a huge watery shit. That and I became fairly numb to fapping.
Fuck's sake, I only went to the doctor about insomnia, they dole out SSRIs to everyone, it seems.
>I only get gender dysphoria occasionally~
Maybe we can get together and have a girly night in?
Y'know, give each other makeovers, watch some trashy teen flick and maybe suck each other off?
>Poleaboo was watching Robot Wars and just learned that "Tilde" is short for Matilda
Please don't make comparisons between me and the worst house robot Poleaboo~
I already mentioned that it is not very often. Girl pills would be pointless too, since my body is naturally very feminine~
Eh, I wouldn't be opposed to a night-in with Poleaboo. I don't really want to do any lewd things though!
Nice one desu!
Now make sure to cram these all down your throat before the end of the month. What? You don't feel much difference? These things take time, let me up the dose. Still nothing? Let me double that dosage.
Eh? You'd rather some form of help that's not an antidepressant? Well we can put you on the counselling list and some young 20 year old can have a crack at you but that will take months. You should really try another SSRI, if it's not helping much I'll double the dose in your next appointment. Oh and don't forget your script for the original one! Yeah.. they sometimes, maybe, super rarely have some bad side-effects when you stop taking them so please continue gulping those down for a few months too.
Now was there anything else?
What's the actual point of anti-depressants? Just to make money for pharmaceutical companies? Or to try to keep people from offing themselves to keep suicide stats down and keep another able bodied wageslave paying tax?
Because they sure as shit do not change your circumstances, the actual cause of depression.
Taker should win the Royal Rumble then drop the belt to Cena at WM where the ref gets knocked out then Cena beats the piss out of Taker with a steel chair for the heel turn.
I haven''t watched at all since DB got injured after winning the belt at Mania 30 so I have no idea what is currently happening with anybody
Enjoy. And don't skip a dose or you might die.
How's everyones day been?
In a bit of a shit mood this week, so fucking bored of everything.
Going to get a beer.
My body pillow hasn't arrived yet fuck
>Going to get a beer.
Fuck, you've reminded me that I haven't got any beer, all I have is a bottle of Rekorderlig that I really don't want to drink but it would be a shame to waste it.
If any other anons want it you can come round to my flat to pick it up and maybe we can spoon for a bit
Been thinking of going to the doc to finally get some pills for my anxiety/depression.
I know how SSRI's work, but how do you feel after you take them? Happier? Or just feeling less shit?
I see people on here all the time complaining that they have worthless degrees and cant get employment, then they end up having to train for something else anyway.
i kind of want to get diagnosed as having aspergers to give me an excuse to just stop caring about how i act (not going full sperg, but just doing what i want and knowing if anyone ever says 'that's a bit weird' i can say 'sorry aspergers')
but at the same time i think i genuinely might have it, so i want to find out of i do, but since i also kind of want to have it i worry i'd game the test to say i have it even if i don't
i don't know
I was studying physics and I dropped 12 months ago, I was barely leaving the house at the time and hated how I looked, now I'm getting better and trying to meet people but I can't find a job and can't apply for apprenticeships
They're so bad I may as well not have them
I really hope so, I'd love to study again now that I'm in a good place
>tell myself I'm going to start eating healthy
>go to Asda for some chicken to grill and some vegetables
>walk out with 3 pot noodles, a fudge brownie flavoured Frijj and a Battenburg cake
>Badgers Poachers Choice
I've drank quite a few of these. I used to go down beer shop and buy 10 different ales then drink them all but I realised I pretty much can't tell them apart apart from Hobgoblin which is my favourite. So now I just buy Hobgoblin. Sometimes they don't have enough Hobgoblins for me because I buy them all, in which case I buy Banana Bread beer. That is also some good shit.
Fucking love banna bread beer senpai.
He's looks cool, acts cool, does cool spots and it bugs him that people have an irrational hateboner for him (guess I resonate with him there)
Poleaboo has felt that way for a while
But wanting it means you don't have it, he feels
Wish they sold banana bread at my sainsburys
Also I should probably try hobgoblin, I've seen it all over the place but I've never actually had any.
>tfw I can't get higher than this stupid rank
Nah it's just that once your body gets accustomed to salt and sugar it begins to crave it. Quit sugar and salt for a couple weeks and once you get past the hump you'll have no desire for it. It's just like nicotine or any addiction.
>got a call just now for an induction for nights grocer in tesco
>already got an induction for a waiter gig in a hotel on monday too
Mates how much does night shifts in tesco pay? I don't wana discuss that shit and ruin things with the manager, but I read online it was like 9.50 from 10-midnight and 10quid from midnight to 7am?
Or did they up it to 11quid an hour because every grocer is competing for the living wage bullshit?
That's some big money for a single autist basementdweller who only pays 350 total for rent+council. I'll easily have a thousand quid per month in reserves after all the bills and food is paid.
Work is 1 hour away but fuck that shit after my first paycheck I can afford to move next door lel.
Working in a hotel for 6.70+tips and random(full time) shifts looks really fucking shit in comparison I think
holy fucking shit is it that hard to go to sparerooms and see the prices in manchester?
Just outside the city centre there are TONS of places that charge 300-400 a month all bills included, just not in the shitty student areas.
just went to their website, got a call 2 days later, interview 2 days later, accepted 2 days later.
I've failed every application I've ever done. Warehouse shit. Supermarket shit. Fast Food shit
That was 10 years ago as well. Have even less chance of a job now with a 10 year gap
Everything is grey
Most hate it (ugliest place in Scotland award) but poleaboo found the sameness of it all calming
Poleaboo passed it once when he was trying to impress the Polish girl but then failed to attend the interview when he convinced himself that the job would just go to some Stacy
Failed it every time since, must have been blacklisted
Hasn't it been established that angry anon calls people melts and starts a new paragraph after 6 words or something like that?
I just hate that paki shit loving freak. Death to the dirty tramp.
Again that obviously isn't angryanon because angry anon posts like >>25919092 this
That's just a guy who doesn't like Poleaboo. Which is fair enough really, who does? Poleaboo has been being a good boy today though so I personally have not been bullying him.
Pulled out the stops at work for an emergency job today lads; whole department was counting on me. Did such a good job manager copied in all department managers in an email to say how awesome I am basically.
>tfw gonna make it
who else gonna make it?
>you think you're a victim.
YES HE IS
I don't see how anyone can know his story and think otherwise
The poor lad was mistreated by the uni, the girls, his peers, the police, coworkers and employers
lads if i'm a part time worker will i still get paid for the days i would have worked had my company not had a two week christmas holiday? i assume all the full will get their full pay as usual
Those are just a handful of events
Not Poleaboo but the Polish girl was being a bitch by not accepting the friend request (later confirmed as a bitch when she ignored him in public)
The filming was maybe a little bit of revenge but mostly he just wanted pics of her (substitute for Facebook request declination)
The milk and ribena is obvious, roommates were being inconsiderate
>Polish girl was being a bitch by not accepting the friend request (later confirmed as a bitch when she ignored him in public
Pretty sad to get revenge because someone doesn't accept your friend request.
It wasn't revenge, the main aim was just to have pics of a girl he considered cute, he would have preferred pics of her clothed/closeups of her face
Sopranos is fucking shit
Paper thin characters and nothing ever happens
On the second to last episode now.
I'm at that stage in any binge where I just want it to be over. Not sure how Tony is gonna die yet, but it's more or less certain he is going to. He's way too much of an insufferable cunt to keep alive. Furio doing it would make me happy, but that's not gonna happen.
>It wasn't revenge, the main aim was just to have pics of a girl he considered cute, he would have preferred pics of her clothed/closeups of her face
Maybe don't be so painfully weird you horrible little skreb
>Sopranos is fucking shit
OHHHHHH, WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH KID.
He's retarded tho lad. Charcuterie is cold cooked meat or a place that sells cold cooked meat. If he was talking about someone who prepares cold cooked meat, he meant charcutier (ee-air rather than erry)
If filming and wanking had been the end of it none of this would have happened. The dumb shit posted them online, the entire situation since then is literally and exclusively his fault
>He got in trouble for spamming their pics and writing about them
Therefore he has only himself to blame. Should've kept his oneitis obsession to himself.
And he's the Victim in all of this. Filming her without consent and uploading it online.
Why did you not ask her to sign a form to say you'd like to record her shitting?
I've only just got here so I've not read the entire conversation but you don't admire women. You check them out or you fuck them. That's it. You admire men who have built bridges or other engineering miracles. Women are fuckholes and that's it.
I say this as a man of 27 who lives with his parents and is waiting for his Dominos to arrive...
Moving to Glasgow for work for 6 months, and work is going to pay for my accommodation.
Going to let the lease on my flat run out and dump all my shit at my parent's house, then move someone new afterwards.
I'm going to have so much money to spend on dumb bullshit holy shit. No rent for 6 months this is amazing.
>tfw a manlet paki turns up with a bb gun and a camera phone to threaten you
Been on a health kick since boxing day - no alcohol, eating healthy, running, lifting. Have to say I feel physically strong as fuck and feel like running everywhere all the time.
First couple of weeks are the hardest pal.
He's a bit blind. Put your glasses on pakiboo and check your arm colour.
>"how many bags?"
>signal to her and nod yes please four
>lo and behold my shopping fit perfectly into four bags
Fuck you old dumb bitch. That's why you work here packing my shopping you mug
TELL MEE WHAT YOU EAT??????
I need to know lad.
Don't worry mate I was just giving it the biggun because I was pissed.
I was looking at houses round there. My Mum's from Southmead and wouldn't let me move there.Too rough apparently.
>Proper full on neckbeard mudslime at work
>New people join and always ask him if he's gonna go to lunch with us
>Of course he isn't cos he has to go and pray so he makes a lame excuses
Must suck being a mussie and having to integrate somewhere where you're ashamed of your dumbass religious responsibilities.