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About to make big cums and grab an empty donut bag but wasn't quick enough and got cum all over my shirt and jeans edition
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>>25910794
go to fucking /soc/ you make these threads every day. go away
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>>25910818
Stay mad americuck
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Morning chums, bit dark out
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4th for posting waifu in an epic bread
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Tea and toast and wishing I was dead, yay Thursday.
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>>25910794
Why would you put that in the OP? What the fuck is wrong with you, besides being bent?
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>There are wagecucks waking up RIGHT NOW for work
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>>25911203
All I want is to protect this smile
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>tfw waking up to my local feminist cult getting BTFO

Pretty comfy tbqh lads

http://thetab.com/uk/cambridge/2016/01/20/exclusive-how-cambridges-student-union-allowed-drug-exchange-to-poison-its-self-care-facebook-group-65239
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>>25912230
>thetab
>whatsherface slag bitch

Bad post
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Shit mood lads
>tfw oneitis tells me not to make her feel guilty about not replying to my messages
If you're busy you could at least just say "talk to you later" or something, you are literally my only friend and I'm going crazy from not speaking to anyone for 5 days
Had a dream about her to, we were on some track in the woods and went to some swanky museum about victorian era dolls, then it got fucked up as we got to the top floor and someone had burnt all the dolls arms and legs off and pilled them in the corner
I can't stop thinking about her lads, she had the sweetest voice in my dream, I can't even remember how she sounds IRL
Might just end it all seeing as there's no hope

reading image cheered me up a bit
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>>25912438
Assuming you're not poleaboo, you may want to take a look at your life before you end up as poleaboo 2: electric boogaloo
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Been up since 8 after 4 hours sleep dess.
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>>25912469
When I inevitably fuck this up as I've done twice before I will just find a new oneitis to obsess over as I have twice before
I'm just going to not speak to her for 2 weeks so I can try to forget about her for a while, plus she never initiates a conversation anyway I can push the time length further
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>>25912552
Come on, be a good lad and take a clip or two of her taking a big, steamy dump.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E__0Py8as4E
AWWW NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!
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>>25912604
It would be pretty good to have a few videos of her but I don't live with her like poleaboo did
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVnVJrTDGM
OOOH MAMMA
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>went to Greggs
>got a bacon sarnie and a tea
>"milk for your tea is in the corner, sweetheart"
>"th-thanks"
>go over to where the milk and sugar is
>there's no milk left in metal jug thing
>a large queue has now formed with lots of people
>too scared to say it's empty so I leave

Guess I'll just drink it black
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>>25913159
Biy a pint of milk frim thi ship biy
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>>25913159
Do Greggs do hot bacon sandwiches? Or are you talking about those fridge ones with chicken?
Just a sausage roll pleb desu.
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>>25913235
Naa you get a breakfast deal where you can get bacon, sausage or egg. You can also combine two like bacon and egg or sausage and bacon etc.

You get a regular hot drink with it for 2 quid. Normally I'd get the coffee but it has tasted disgusting recently.
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>>25913235
>>25913254
Shit, forgot to mention, yeah it's hot. They have the sausage, egg and bacon in the oven then put them in one of those heat trays to stay warm. Sometimes you can get in at just the right time and the bacon will be hot and crispy
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>>25912614
Jesus bee holocaust. Just look at all dem bees. Unbeelievable. Bees...
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>one of my friends said I have the characteristics of a sociopath
>I laugh
>he laughs a bit
>turns to me
>"no but seriously, are you ok?"
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Going out today for the first time in 50 days to post ebay sales.

And it has to be this cold....
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Binged on caffeine yesterday and today my heart hurts like hell. Death when
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>>25913339
You're getting sectioned lad.
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>>25914020
Why would you binge on caffeine? Is the pay-off actually good?
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Thursday noon time political rap music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0IJBb3V1_w
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>>25910794
What kind of person wears jeans in the house, let alone wanks whilst wearing them?
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>>25914125
Me la, just encountered the same problem excet this time it's on the inside where the button is
I only own blue jeans, 1 black cargo trousers and 1 pair of tracksuit bottoms
I am a terrible person
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>>25914064
they will never take me alive tbqh
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>get a court summons dated 16th january and the letter was sent 19th jan
>just get it today
>I didn't pay council tax fees
>tfw im a student and dont need to pay it and I told them many times already
>tfw 700 quid charged

what do
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>>25914255
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
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>>25914255
just move to Thailand or Vietnam desu senpai and come to terms with the fact that you can never return
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LONG LIVE HOOKY STREET

VIVA HOOKY STREET
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>>25914277
Phillipines is where it's at.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grf4PJ4-QUI
TONIGHT, I WILL LUCID DREAM
T. ANON
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Im sick of being single but know no grills that are the least bit interested. When will the empty feeling takeover lads?
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>>25914403
What you need senpai, is an anime gf
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>>25911203

posting waifus, you say?
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>>25914434
I want to suck her toes
,lmkm,
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>>25914434
I'm not a fucking weeb though
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>>25914533
Then suicide is probably the best option tbph
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>>25914403
Convince yourself your asexual.
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>>25914403
>sick of being single
oh dear
>know no grills that are the least bit interested
oh dear oh dear

You speak like a true normie 2bh Jared
>>>/int/brit/
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>>25914277
>>25914264

I'm heading to the council now. I'm scared.

Rip
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>phone buzzes
>"OH BOY, FOR ME?"
>mfw just 100% charged
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I think I might be sick lads~

>tfw no nice anon to take care of me

J U S T~
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>>25914533

>21*96
>not being a weeb
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>>25914596

>he uses his phone so much that it needs charging sometimes

Alright popular pete, don't rub it in.
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>>25914633
I had a phone call earlier actually, from the job center
other than them it's my old dealer sending me texts about "sick blueberry 50 a q"
I leave facebook messenger open 24/7 but flick it off occasionally in hopes someone will talk to me, I've been doing this for over 2 years and I'm still waiting for someone to say hi
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just finished watching the entirety of three kingdoms lads. Now I feel lost and sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WJXSTfCOL4
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Thursday afternoon downtempo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-pPk2liF5g

>tfw window cleaner is outside my window and >just want to tell him to fuck off and stop cleaning my windows every month and charging 8 quid each time this is a fucking council estate we're not made of fucking money, you're fucking kicking us while we're down each time you visit
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>>25914580
Because I want to read a thread thar is 100% shit posts.

No thanks lad I'll be a failed normie here
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>>25914695

I felt the same way after finishing The Sopranos and Mass Effect.
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>>25914702
They do my nut in tbqh. I didn't ask you to do it fuck off you scroungers
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>>25910794

Went to the toilet last night which is the next room to my Mum's bedroom and she had just gone to bed, my arsehole explode diarrhoea, it was like a machine gun. My anus was the same as how your lips are when you blow a raspberry.

Fucking vile, I know she heard it too it was really loud.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu3AWEBf81o
This is what Americans think about us, America is literally just a corporation
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About to go and hand in my CV at a coffee shop lads. This is the most social interaction I'll have had all week and I need this wageslave job because my NEET lifestyle has no future at this point.

Hold me
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>>25914972
Im about to become a neet 26 days not including today to find a job.
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>>25914965
>caring about what americans think

They're big children with retard strength, just let them shout "WOOOO" and "AMERICA" until they get tired.
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>>25910794
Stop fucking posting this shirt every 2 hours
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NEVER catch the bouquet at a funeral
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>>25910818
so everything going to shit lads.

>I had the same dream again last night lads.
>go some grant money and I'm bonsai'ing
>onto the next thing
>solar particle penatrion of the sea
>The effect of light in high negative pressure
>a vacuum
>fucking around at the bottom of the sea
>the 11 year solar cycle is not going to be 11 years this time lads
>we taken out to much oil and replaced massive empty cave where the oil used to be
>just enough to of set a slow rising sea
>but the water be replacing vast caves of blackness we cannot see
>wake up
>go on 4chan

Where you raped by your mind in your dreams last night britfeel?

http://youtu.be/MQlJ3vOp6nI
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>>25915022
>Stop fucking posting this shirt every 2 hours
We make 2 threads a day at least you mardy twat.

Fuck off out of here you trampy yank.
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Found a rustlers chicken burger in the fridge
Prepare myself for
>Pull tab will snap off without opening the packaging at all
>Middle of the top bun will start going hard after you microwave it no matter what sorcery you employ
>Will taste disappointing no matter what extra shit you put in it
>Finish it, HP and MP restored "But you're still hungry..."
>No action packed trip to Detroit offer anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l123K2vooG4
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>>25915087
i love you so much for pointing these out
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>>25915087
https://youtu.be/bDac85FabTk?t=52
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>no one took the bait for the phishing site phishing
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>filthy whore is too embarrassed to press charges concerning the shower cam nudes
>wasn't too embarrassed by pressing charges on the stalking

Wonder how the bitch would like me sending the pics to all her classmates on her course after I lift the email addresses of everyone on the university system?
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>>25915184

Post them on here, that'll show her.
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>>25911074
Alright lad is it nice living next to a grave yard
>no noisy nebiours neeber
http://youtu.be/GgG4Xqrht5Q
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>>25915195
Already did that, it shook her, but I want to break her
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>>25915184
Sure, commit another crime.That'll solve everything
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>>25914081
Felt stimulated desu. I think I have a potassium and magnesium deficiency from the years of energy drink abuse. Whenever my heart hurts or is beating arrhythmic I can fix that by taking magnesium/potassium. Bananas and peanuts become life savers
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>>25915227

Can you post them again anyway?
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>>25915184
the words sad little man come to mind.
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>>25913212
Why? Fruit isle grab a hand full of grapes
>towards the dairy you must go
>leave the open milk at the front
>don't want it to stink later
>361 and out the front
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>>25915324
>sad
because of her

>>25915319
>>25915195
well, I don't exactly have them right now, I'm going to have to try and recover them from my laptop once I get it back
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw
>tfw no yolandi gf
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>>25915184
Have you tried blackmailing her to stop the charges.
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>>25915184

They'd probably just think the pathetic cunt who sent them should be locked up.

Dunno' who you are but you sound like a worm.
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>>25915184
>>25915227
>>25915345
>this fucking Elliot Rodger cunt here

loving every laugh, still can't really work out if he's serious or not
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>>25915472
Thought about it but she screenshots literally everything, she would definitely consider going to the authorities, down the line at least

>>25915505
It's not about them but how it would make HER feel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWUMSPekHBE
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So bored, might go to the shop to get something to eat
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>>25915607
blz add do lisd:
danish vanilla crowns
t. sburdo
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Having kebab with mayo and chilli sauce with chips tonight
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Told my dad not to pump my bike tires up cause I've got a slow puncture and there's no point in doing it until I need to use my bike. Told him this several times. Went downstairs and he's sitting pumping the tires up. I don't know why I even speak sometimes.
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I'm in sixth form doing applied ICT. Everyone's talking about dating/sex/etc and even the guy who's supposed to be teaching us get involved. As I got to get something out of the printer and he announces to the class:

"You're awfully quiet in this conversation, anon. Don't worry, there's no shame in being a virgin!"

Just fucking end it desu lads
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>>25915780
Why don't you fix the puncture?
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>>25915818

That's pretty vicious desu. You could make a complaint if he's a teacher, he shouldn't be talking like that.
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>>25915860
There's honestly no point, he's a temp because our other teacher fucked off and at least I've got someone to mark my work.

He's the typical mid twenties, fresh out of training nonce that tries to interact and get in on all the "banter".

Every presentation he's given so far has been riddled with shitty image macro memes, makes my fuckin skin crawl.
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>>25915087
>packed trip to Detroit
I know there just Rustlers but you'd think they'd put a more enticing prize on the table.
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>>25915942
>He's the typical mid twenties, fresh out of training nonce
Kek, they're everywhere. I remember hearing the one at my highschool fingered someone at the prom I didn't attend while giving his number to another.
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Polaboos mum just made him fish finger sandwiches
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>>25915942
What a fag report him
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Rachel Riley is starting to age a bit
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>>25916276
good. she cucked someone before it was a meme
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>sex crimes up
>violent crime up
>gun and knife crime up
>police down 17,000

Need to figure out where to move desu.
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>>25916300
Why don't you enlist and have some pride in this country.
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>>25915184
>wants her to press charges

Amir you stupid, stupid paki cunt
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>>25916325

You know there aren't fewer police because no one's signing up, right?
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Genuinely wonder how my family would react to me joining ISIS (compared to a lone wolf attack on British soil)

>less media attention
>written off as stupid/vulnerable instead of "evil"
>some in the community might hail me a hero

>>25916430
and the ones who do are complete scum
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>>25916462
There really needs to be an ISIS equivalent for suicidal western male NEETS
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>>25915087
microwave the burger only and grill the bun you fucking amateur
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>>25915818
Should have just calmly said "I kinda just want to do my work mate" and got back to what you were doing.

Anyway who cares what some Chad thinks? He's a temp teacher, hardly fucking exotic enough for him to mock anybody about anything.
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>>25916527

beta uprising when?

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>25916529

This. I can't believe people microwave the whole thing, who the fuck wants a soggy burger?
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>>25913159
>milk
>in tea
Are you 12?
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>>25916576
No I'm an anime girl
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>>25916593
Bake has cute character designs but it looks like harlemshit.
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just bought myself a pasta salad and its leaked all over my bag
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>crafted Jaraxxas 2 weeks ago
Just kill me

Bad day for Poleaboo

>>25916527
ISIS will still take you
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>>25916691
I imagine ISIS treats it's white members like shit, need our own faction.
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There is literally nothing interesting for me to do in my life right now, I mean nothing at all.
Literally I am looking for ways to make work for myself because if I don't I would just be sat here all day doing nothing but feeling bored.
Anyone else get this feel? I've never felt it before.
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>>25916713
The Chechens are the elite squad
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>>25916736

pasty british neet autists =/= elite chechens
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>>25916713
And we can make an anime about it.
>Welcome to the BBC
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Started eating healthy lads, actually feel a lot better. Only been doing it a few days, is this a placebo?

Literally gone from eating fast food, pies, crisps and sweets to healthy shit like chicken and salads etc
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>>25916736
GingIsis > PakIsis
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>>25916764

Fuck me I would pay good money to watch that
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>>25916736
>The Chad's are the elite
Better ship off tonight then!!
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>>25916736
There's a difference between a battle hardened gang of Chechens swearing allegiance to ISIS and a short tempered, fat, pasty bloke from Hull having a crisis after his wife leaves with the kids so he buys a Quran and a one way ticket to Istanbul.
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Burns Night on monday. Whose looking forward to their Scottish parent making them eat haggis?

every damn year
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About to go to the shop lads, anyone want anything?

also
>tfw haven't eaten anything for 24 hours

such a good feel desu~
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>>25916806
You sound annoyed you get to enjoy the brilliance that is haggis.
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>>25916822
don't bother looking when you cross the road, please
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>>25916822
pack of caramel digestives please
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>>25916822
you would be much happier if you ate more and exercised
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>>25916822
Yeah get me some pile cream
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>>25916835
Haggis is disgusting. It's like a turd wrapped in a condom and tastes of cheap mince.
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>>25916822

creme egg and a lunchables please

also eat something I get worried about you
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>>25916892
You must have eaten shitty cheap stuff then
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>>25916896
I remember when cream eggs were a decent size, they're pathetic now
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>>25916903
It's haggis, the whole idea is that it's shitty cheap stuff.
If you wanted quality you wouldn't buy a haggis, you'd get a steak or something.
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>>25916797
Reminds me of that comic were the guy joins ISIS after getting rekt by them then cucked.
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>>25916921

you're right, best make it two
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>>25916922
>you'd get a steak or something
Well you're the expert here mate.
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I worked out why Bruce Forsyth was pissed, he'd just seen these on ebay
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>tfw you will never have a black friend

;_;
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>>25916989
>tfw you'll never have to worry about a friend stealing something
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>>25916989
>tfw you will never be a beta orbiter

;_;
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>>25916999

>tfw a chinese boy at my primary school (99% white) stole my shiny Raichu

Ended up getting pokemon cards banned from my school when I used a bigger boy to get it back for me.
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>>25917064
>Poleaboo lost all his Pokemon cards when he gave them to another kid for "safe keeping"
>Poleaboo traded his shiny Gyrados for an Abra because he was told "second edition" cards were superior to first editions
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>>25917123
>Poleaboo got Pogs for his birthday, he lost them all the next day at school, he didn't even know how to play but the other kids made him gamble with them
>Poleaboo would buy marbles every weekend only to lose them the same way
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Gonna be another long night at work. Must have had 10 cups of tea last night.
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Rate my burger lads. 10/10 from me tbqh.
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>>25917170

Look amazing to be fair, but the red onion distribution is a bit off so I'm going to have to bump you down to a 9.2 out of 10. Sorry.
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>thinking about buying an item
>looking at reviews
>go to jewtube
>skip over all female reviewers and only watch male reviewers

Why is this? I don't hate women.
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>>25916775

Why are muslim converts always ginger? Is it because they get shit on by society growing up and nobody cares to stop it?
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>>25917195
>I don't hate women.
Then you're intimidated by them.
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Shit thread, /brit/ is better.
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>>25917207
Ermmmmmm...nope.
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>>25917039

I know that feel, a girl on my normiebook had her birthday, and a random orbiter from Russia or some other shithole bought her a hundred quid gaming keyboard.
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>>25917170
The beef looks freshly formed and not those prepackaged beef burgers so I'll rate it high.

Needs more onions though, I always go for a ton of onions.
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>>25917208
DUDE UNI LMAO XD
Nah, you're alright.
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>>25917195

Depends what it is I guess, like if it's a videogame all the women on youtube are on a whole feminism kick, so they're basically going to review it and either like it or hate on on how they feel the game presents women.

If it was something stupid like a lava lamp, then you're just mental.
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Have you lads seen these mad Americucks >>25911733
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>>25917220
Sure mate. Back to avoiding them lol.
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>>25917170
Pretty good that
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Nostalgia time: What colour x-brain did you have?

Red reppin'

Could rock the craddle and walk the dog but not much else.
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>>25917206
Pretty much, yes. Why you think so many black dudes gravitate toward it?
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Who /Eurotruck Simulator/ here lads?

Pop on the old FM, kick back and deliver some oranges to the savage Huns in Bremen.

I'm my own master, can have something on telly to keep my company and eat all the snackies I wish while out on delivery.

I am truly king out on these roads.
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>>25917263
it's good fun that thread
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>Hi

>We have uplifted your property which is substantial in weight and no doubt value. To arrange postage, can you advise of the approximately value of the goods for postage insurance purposes or would you prefer to arrange for a courier to uplift the box? All the items are in sealed evidence bags which we do not wish to open.

>Thanks
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>>25917271
I had a green one I could only walk the dog though I sucked. I was thinking about getting a yoyo the other day actually I dunno where you'd buy one these days though.
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>>25917271
I still have my red one
The string has seen better days though
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>>25917296
literally the comfiest game in history

i've want to spend my neetbux on a wheel/pedal setup but all the nice ones are too expensive
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>>25917296
Those games seem so popular, wonder how many people tried to get into the work irl.
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>>25916220
I love fish finger sandwiches
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>>25917338
is it comfier than anno tho?
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>>25917296
tfw on ubuntu now and can't play
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>>25917195
Men review things objectively

Women review things based off how it makes them feel
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>>25917360
Le Hitchens face :)
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>>25917360
Yeah, I think it's because I feel men are going to be more professional on the matter and not let their feelings get in the way.
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>>25917296
Wonder how being a truck driver is like, being alone driving across nights listening to podcasts and getting paid pretty good because people burn out from being alone and travelling all the time.
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>>25917338
I bought a G27 wheel and stand.....I've used it probably 5 times.
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Went to asda.

instead of getting their bread that's always one day from being out of date due to their new wastage policy, I just bought a loaf of bread that wont go out of date till the 27th.

I fucking showed them. don't think anyones buying their bread anymore cos the shelf was full.
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>>25917195
Women don't know shit about products. While most retard male reviewers certainly will just read off a specs list and shill for shekels, you can be assured that ALL females will read the specs list.

Duck women
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>>25917386
From what I've seen, the long periods alone in a space smaller than a prisoner gets make it harder and harder to interact with the outside world effectively... sort of like sitting alone in a tiny bedroom for weeks on end without talking to anyone.

We're webtruckers ;_;
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TOP QT KATE ON THE CHASE
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>>25917443
you just described my life.
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>Fancy something home-baked
>Tell myself to buy ingredients for biscuits next time I go shopping
>Just get 3 packs of Maryland cookies instead
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>>25917443
Haha why would anyone be stuck in their rooms surfing the internet and playing video games all the time.

Wouldn't they get depressed and sad and have no lives, friends, girlfriends or work?

haha nobody would be dumb enough to do that right? haha
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>>25917449
>Cage fighter
>Fights Chads
Gross desu.
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>>25917359
Install WINE you might be able to run it off there.

>>25917342
>>25917386
On the one hand the independent factor is nice but on the other if you weren't a robot before enlisting you'd probably mutate into some hybrid one during. It can also lead to some health concerns I've heard of including but not limited to: weight gain, back issues and weakening of muscles not often used anymore. The trick with it is to make enough money to start your own line and then you can have an office from which to dispatch and post here while also collecting sums.

>>25917443
>>25917450
>>25917464
At least they make enough quid to hire "lot lizards" who will sexualise you up in the bed of your Scania for one night ;_;

Plus if we were all truckies we could spout memes on the CB
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>>25917443
>From what I've seen, the long periods alone in a space smaller than a prisoner gets make it harder and harder to interact with the outside world effectively... sort of like sitting alone in a tiny bedroom for weeks on end without talking to anyone.

This is literally what most of this thread does anyway.
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For goodness sake neither of my favourites are online.
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>>25917349

I kinda like the look of the anno games. Which ones would you reccomend?
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>>25917443
Post you're webtrucker caps
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>>25917518

>2 queens a minute

Do they do slow JOI or something? Left to my own devices I would be finished in a minute.
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>>25917518
>Buying porn
>BUYING 3DPD PORN
>Paying money to talk to roasties

Tsk tsk, mate.
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Poleaboo were you more of a Goku guy or Vegeta?
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>>25917349
Yeah, I played 2070. Not much for world-building. I'd rather be an obscure truck driver than someone in power.

>>25917394
Why? Is it because you can't use a wheel and pedals in bed?
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Lads stick on The Chase, it'll be like the old days
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>>25917518
>paying to talk to a roastie
>not hiring a girl for the night from the money you save

pls
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>>25917632
There was a manlet joke on it yesterday, I'm not risking more psychological damage.
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>>25917485
Random trucker story.
My dad used to do HGV runs between England and all over Europe, one of the other truckers who worked for the same company was called Chris.
Chris used to get called krusty because his hair looked sort of like krusty the clown but totally bald on top, also because he was filthy, never bathed or at least smelled like it. I met him when he stayed with us for a bit when his wife left kicked him out and changed the locks.

Around Europe there are certain service stations/lay bys that my dad and a few others would meet up at to shop in eachother's truck etc
One evening at one of these service stations krusty decided to get himself a whore so my dad and his friends watched him taking her towards his truck, as soon as she climbed up to get in the cab she visibly reeled from the stench and started shouting at him, demanding more money. Krusty put some money in her hand and motioned her to get in to the cab so she did and he followed her in the same door, as he was getting into the cab she jumped out the other side and ran off into the night.
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>>25917689
>to shop in each other's truck

what?
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>>25917725
I never asked him the ins and outs of that but he would turn up at home with all sorts of shit and we'd have to flog it while he was away.
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>>25917750
So I assume like truckers magically lose one or two things they're transporting and people dont mind it at all.
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>>25917632
Fuck sake why is there some tumblr girl doing the chasing?
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>>25915087
>trip to Detroit offer anymore
Still can't believe that was a real thing. I know it was a dues ex tie in as the game takes place in Detroit but only fuck, what a stupid idea.
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>just looked up a bunch of people I went to college with to see what they are doing with their lives now

Why do I do this to myself
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>>25917818
Always leads to bad feels my friend. Even my stupidest class mates are doing well. One guy who was dumb as fuck works at fucking Jaj Land rover after getting a master degree. I want to kill myself.
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>>25917885
I learnt that it doesn't matter how dumb you are, it's how much effort you put in and how many chances you take.

That's the only way to explain how I turned from the most likely to be successful when I was a kid to a NEET supreme because I got lazy and stop putting work in.
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>>25917818
Poleaboo knows this feel

First it was high school twats (who wouldn't even accept my friend requests), now it's the slime from uni

It's not fair
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>>25917774
I haven't a clue but it must have been somewhat more sophisticated than just taking the odd item. He once came back and filled our dining room with washing machine parts, you'd think someone would notice that kind of shit.
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>>25917920
Amen to that. I did really well at school but lost all motivation around college and uni.

Still have no motivation and at this point I really don't care about 'fixing' or doing well in life. Just going to play games and die off a heart attack from eating junk food all day.

>>25917921
Because we are losers, people don't want to associate with losers. Can't blame them. When I was doing well, I would look down on people too.
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>>25917920
>I learnt that it doesn't matter how dumb you are, it's how much effort you put in and how many chances you take.

That's bullshit mate. All that matters is natural talent. I used to put loads of effort in but was still shit.
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>>25918069
No, all that matters is who you know and who can hook you up.
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>>25918143
So if I knew the same people Cristano Ronaldo knew I could be playing for Real Madrid?
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>>25918215
Yeah, you could be.
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>>25918143
I wouldn't say that's completely true. While it's true a lot of people do make it because of that. Tons of people also make it without knowing anyone.
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>wake up
>dry throat and nose blocked
>stand up
>tfw sinus unblocks
it's a pretty shit feel lads, hate falling asleep with the heating on
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>>25918314
>dry throat and nose blocked
>hate falling asleep with the heating on
Not sure I get the connection lad
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I'm here again. I will always be here. If you want to contact me just let me know.
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>>25918405
Why does this cunt in a wig get posted every day?
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>>25918434
He's a gimmick like pakiboo and tilde.
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>>25917818
I do this often too, fucks me up. Hopefully i'll forget more names as time passes.
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>>25918434
Trying to make a name for himself but it is not happening for him lol
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>>25918453
Poleaboo is not a gimmick, he is a god
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>>25918513
Sure thing, paki twat. He's just a scat loving dirty paki
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Chatting to a prozzy, not sure I can actually go through with it though.
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>>25918539
fuken do the dirty slag and cu m on h er face lad
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>>25918539
Never fuck someone with such poor English.
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>>25918434
She used to go by giggles, on soc at least. She stopped posting there and I found here, so I'm trying to make contact. I miss her so much. it hurts.
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>>25918605
Smart girls don't need to be prostitutes lad
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>>25918628
There's smart, and there's being an imbecile.
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Could someone acknowledge my existence please?

I feel like I'm slowly fading away.
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>>25918513
Tilde is the only god I worship lad

Not some paki sex pest
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You lads hear something just now?
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>>25918665
Hello
Might as well post waifu while I'm at it I guess
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>>25918665
We are all ghosts here
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Any of you lads watching WWE Royal Rumble on Sunday?
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>>25911203

>come home from work 15 minutes early
>post waifu 15 minutes early

You had better believe that's what I just did.
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>>25918665
>>25918716
You guys just reminded me of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBufYhI7CqI

comfy and feely at the same time

Brings me back to when I used to pretend to go to college and just walk around my city. Used to listen to this album on my earphones.
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>>25918612
she's fucking dead dude
http://motherhood-of-steel-art.tumblr.com/

she had lupus
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I really feel like I need a filling meal but there's no food in the house.
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>>25918783
Very obviously not dead, but thank you for linking me to this friendo
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Might have to start buying women's clothes since I'm too slim for men's~
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>>25918732
Poleaboo will

He can't believe some marks think anyone other than Lesnar will win
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>>25918684
>>25918716
>>25918774

Thanks guys. It's nice to feel like I've impacted the world a little.

Maybe that's why those psychos shoot people.
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>>25918680
It's the chavs mate they're trying to get into your house
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>>25918684
You're my waifu tbqhwy senpai
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>>25918829
Do it, they're much comfier and cuter
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>>25918834
taker or brays gonna win
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>>25918829
Once you're 18 you might be able to stop wearing children's clothes.
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Alright lads I just bought some irn bru from the gas station, it's some good shit
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>>25918829
Just transition already bro it is 2016 it's literally more acceptable to be a tranny than a dude.
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Do any of you guys have a passion? A genuinely love for something that improves your life?

I have nothing. At all. I fester away passively consuming media that I'm not even that into.
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>>25918958
Wew lads,seems like angry anon had another bad day at work
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>>25919034
I used to but as I come closer to achieving it I realise how empty the rest of my life is
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>>25919034
I like wanking, drinking and cats

I'm cutting down on the boozing now though

>tfw only 3 more sleeps til I can get drunk again
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>>25919046
That wasn't angryanon mate, angry anon
types likes this
and litters his sentences with fucking melt
fuck off prick fraggle
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>>25919034
nout really, just gange and tf2
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>>25919034

Trying not to cry.
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>>25919073
>>25919096
>>25919195
They aren't passions you fannies
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>>25918405
she has a bf you stupid fuck
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>>25919282
You keep telling me things I already know. She dated me while she was with her boyfriend.
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>North West Tonight report about award winning chips

I can hardly stand to watch it, but I do love local news.
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>>25919320
>Being a literal cuck
hahahaha
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>>25919320
>She dated me while she was with her boyfriend.

kek. fucking women. they disgust me.
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Just got prescribed antidepressants lads
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>>25919331
you don't like roger johnson lad?
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>>25919277
Why not? How do you define a passion?
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>>25919349
How old are you v?v
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>>25919392
18 Original comment required. You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>25919349

What one? I've had loads, take 100mg Sertraline a day now and it keeps me alright.

Take 500mg of Quetiapine (an anti-psychotic) for OCD too.
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>>25919349

I hope for your sake it wasn't sertraline.
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havnt been cold all day, even outside it wasn't.

not the temperature suddenly drops I cant feel my face.
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>>25919426
Makes sense. Always thought waifufags in these threads were underageb& or 20 at most.
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>>25918990
I am not really a tranny, I only get gender dysphoria occasionally~

>>25919349
Hope you notice some improvements lad~

I need to make one of those noose pictures with my waifu
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>>25919454

Some of us are a bit older than 20 desu.
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Poleaboo was watching Robot Wars and just learned that "Tilde" is short for Matilda

>>25918954
Poleaboo likes Bray continuing the Anyone but you stuff but not right now

Brock v Roman 2 is what he wants

>>25919437
Why? Poleaboo was given that but never took them
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>>25918732
What's the card? Haven't watched in like 7 months desu.
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who /bumbandit/ here?
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>>25919435
>>25919437
Fluoxetine desu

>>25919464
Have a template
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>>25919521
Royal Rumble for the WWE title, Reigns defending and the #1 contender

Wiki the rest you lazy fuck
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>>25919454
Haha I'm 21 now, get wrecked.
Kill me, please
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>>25919533

I might put the old britfeel pic in that.
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>>25919498
>Why? Poleaboo was given that but never took them

It doesn't happen for everyone, but for me it meant a few months of waking up first thing in the morning and running to the bathroom to take a huge watery shit. That and I became fairly numb to fapping.

Fuck's sake, I only went to the doctor about insomnia, they dole out SSRIs to everyone, it seems.
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>>25919464
if you feel that way you really should do something about it before you get too old, also girl pills are amazing
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>>25919533

Keep at it m8, probably won't feel any better for 2 weeks.
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>>25919464
>I only get gender dysphoria occasionally~
Poleaboo too

Maybe we can get together and have a girly night in?
Y'know, give each other makeovers, watch some trashy teen flick and maybe suck each other off?
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>>25919546

>The thrilling rivalry between Alberto Del Rio and Kalisto continues

-_-
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>>25919623
Kalisto did a cool move last month
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>>25919498
>Poleaboo was watching Robot Wars and just learned that "Tilde" is short for Matilda

Please don't make comparisons between me and the worst house robot Poleaboo~

>>25919588
I already mentioned that it is not very often. Girl pills would be pointless too, since my body is naturally very feminine~

>>25919616
Eh, I wouldn't be opposed to a night-in with Poleaboo. I don't really want to do any lewd things though!
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>>25919616
You forgot to do third person senpai.
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>>25918538
He's a scatman
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>>25919349
Nice one desu!

Now make sure to cram these all down your throat before the end of the month. What? You don't feel much difference? These things take time, let me up the dose. Still nothing? Let me double that dosage.

Eh? You'd rather some form of help that's not an antidepressant? Well we can put you on the counselling list and some young 20 year old can have a crack at you but that will take months. You should really try another SSRI, if it's not helping much I'll double the dose in your next appointment. Oh and don't forget your script for the original one! Yeah.. they sometimes, maybe, super rarely have some bad side-effects when you stop taking them so please continue gulping those down for a few months too.

Now was there anything else?
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If Daniel Bryan wins Royal Rumble i will be pissed.
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>>25919705
What's the actual point of anti-depressants? Just to make money for pharmaceutical companies? Or to try to keep people from offing themselves to keep suicide stats down and keep another able bodied wageslave paying tax?

Because they sure as shit do not change your circumstances, the actual cause of depression.
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>>25919740
Please neck yourself already, Vince.
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>>25919758

They regulate the "chemical imbalance".
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>>25919034
>something that improves your life

What did you mean by this?
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>>25919758
It's a very profitable 'solution' for a problem with no easy, efficient answer.
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>>25919758
they help give you the motivation to get out of the circumstance that caused the depression.
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>>25919740
Taker should win the Royal Rumble then drop the belt to Cena at WM where the ref gets knocked out then Cena beats the piss out of Taker with a steel chair for the heel turn.

I haven''t watched at all since DB got injured after winning the belt at Mania 30 so I have no idea what is currently happening with anybody
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>>25919740
Poleaboo agrees

Bryan represents the modern cancerous WWE fanbase

>>25919758
They stop you feeling down and gives you a chance yo tackle your problems, I guess
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>>25919533
Enjoy. And don't skip a dose or you might die.
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>>25919789
Literally everyone is injured and will miss Mania

Cena, Orton, Rollins
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>>25919788
But the circumstances that cause the depression are my existence at this point.
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Alright lads?

How's everyones day been?
In a bit of a shit mood this week, so fucking bored of everything.

Going to get a beer.
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>>25919758
Just revolting toxic in pill form that is coincidently a nice money earner.
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>>25919815
Wtf who is meant to retire Taker then? AJ Styles?
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>>25919822

Pretty shit as usual constant diarrhoea, but NEET so can't complain, nearly finished my first bottle of wine now cheers.
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>>25919822
That gif is super comfy desu senpai
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>#NationalHugDay
My body pillow hasn't arrived yet fuck
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>>25919822
Depressing, now that I've got my life back on track I've realised how academically fucked I am
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>>25919681
Matilda became pretty good when they replaced the chainsaw with a flywheel

Mr Psycho and the dog were the worst

Bash also did fuck all damage

>>25919836
Bray v Taker 2
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>>25919842
>constant diarrhoea
Sort it out man. Cheers.
>>25919862
What do you mean? shitty degree or what?
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I am in no way surprised Poleaboo is a Roman mark.
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>>25919822
>Going to get a beer.

Fuck, you've reminded me that I haven't got any beer, all I have is a bottle of Rekorderlig that I really don't want to drink but it would be a shame to waste it.

If any other anons want it you can come round to my flat to pick it up and maybe we can spoon for a bit
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Is The Rock going to be at RR or WM this year?
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>>25919909
bad A levels and I dropped out of uni ;~;
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>>25919923
Man, Rekorderlig is dank, what you talking about?
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>>25919932
Hey I dropped out of uni as well man, what were you studying? Did you just drop out or was it a while ago?
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>>25919609
>>25919798
Been thinking of going to the doc to finally get some pills for my anxiety/depression.

I know how SSRI's work, but how do you feel after you take them? Happier? Or just feeling less shit?
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>>25919932
>having A Levels

get out norm

You do realise since you have A Levels you can just re do uni?
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>>25919909

Trying to m8, think it's because I ate too much bacon the previous two days, told my Mum to pick me up some anti-diarrohea pills tomorrow so that'll do the trick.
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>>25919936
It's fucking svenska sugarwater. Fuck that shit.

The muslims need to stop its production.
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>>25919985
Hahaha fuck dude, how much bacon did you eat?
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>>25919936

It's some fucking lime and raspberry cider or I don't even know what flavour, seems like some Bacardi Breezer shit.
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>>25919962

Happier no, you just don't feel as bad.

For anxiety I recommend pregabalin, I take 100mg a day and it has done me wonders.
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>>25919923
I don't even drink cider but Rekorderlig is literally the 2nd best cider going. Old Mout in the best of course.
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>>25919932
>academically fucked
I see people on here all the time complaining that they have worthless degrees and cant get employment, then they end up having to train for something else anyway.
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>>25919991
Yeah, but it tastes nice.
>>25919999
It's nice.
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>>25919927
Confirmed for RR, in what capacity is unclear.
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>>25919962

You feel nothing. I went on some SSRI shit for a few weeks and I'm pretty sure it's numbed my brain permanently.
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i kind of want to get diagnosed as having aspergers to give me an excuse to just stop caring about how i act (not going full sperg, but just doing what i want and knowing if anyone ever says 'that's a bit weird' i can say 'sorry aspergers')

but at the same time i think i genuinely might have it, so i want to find out of i do, but since i also kind of want to have it i worry i'd game the test to say i have it even if i don't

i don't know
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>>25920031
what ssri?
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>>25920021

Old Rosie is good for getting hammered after 2 pints and saying regrettable things.
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>>25920038
You sound like you do desu
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>>25920000
>>25919962

Scratch that I take 300mg of Pregabalin a day.
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>>25920021
Oh man, Old Mout, that shit's nice, I really like Henry Westons for a non flavoured cider, fucking 8.9% and tastes amazing.
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>>25920049

Citalopram. It broke my dick for a while too but that's better now.
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>>25919962
They are cancer, why you guilable fucks are happy to get some astonishes me.
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>>25919957
I was studying physics and I dropped 12 months ago, I was barely leaving the house at the time and hated how I looked, now I'm getting better and trying to meet people but I can't find a job and can't apply for apprenticeships
>>25919972
They're so bad I may as well not have them
>>25920023
I really hope so, I'd love to study again now that I'm in a good place
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>>25920057
haha I remember at college back in the normie days the pub we went too sold those pint bottles of Old Rosie for like 3 quid a pop everyone would get fucked off them
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Pakiaboo inspired me lads. I had a fish finger sarnie for tea
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>>25920080
i was on that but now im on an NaSSA combined with a snri cos it didnt really work for me
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Off to get another beer lads, fucking corona is a bit shit.
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>>25920143
its overrated, its watery like budweiser
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>>25917456
>tell myself I'm going to start eating healthy
>go to Asda for some chicken to grill and some vegetables
>walk out with 3 pot noodles, a fudge brownie flavoured Frijj and a Battenburg cake
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>>25920179
i want to kiss your butthole
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>>25920179
>Battenburg cake
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>>25920179

That sounds lush tbqh
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>>25920179
Marzipan is gross desu.
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>>25920166
Yeah, it really has bearly any flavour, grabbed another corona and a Badgers Poachers Choice. That's actually nice
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>>25920230
I love Battenburg haven't had it in years.
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>>25920179
Man, I could drink a chocolate Frijj right now.
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What's wrong with Battenberg cake m8
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ginger people should end it.
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>>25920260
ive got some heineken, i think its pretty good for a cheapish lager
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>>25920260
>Badgers Poachers Choice

I've drank quite a few of these. I used to go down beer shop and buy 10 different ales then drink them all but I realised I pretty much can't tell them apart apart from Hobgoblin which is my favourite. So now I just buy Hobgoblin. Sometimes they don't have enough Hobgoblins for me because I buy them all, in which case I buy Banana Bread beer. That is also some good shit.
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>>25920307
I hate sounding like a twat, but my dad drinks a lot of nice ales and such, we always have nice, expensive booze in the house, it really has ruined me for cheap drinks.
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>>25920312
>Hobgoblin
Man, I forgot about that, that's fucking nice too, never had banana bread beer. will keep an eye out for it.
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>>25920312
Fucking love banna bread beer senpai.
>>25920260
>bearly
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>>25920346
>never had banana bread beer. will keep an eye out for it.

It tastes exactly like banana bread.
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>>25919911
He's looks cool, acts cool, does cool spots and it bugs him that people have an irrational hateboner for him (guess I resonate with him there)

>>25920038
Poleaboo has felt that way for a while

But wanting it means you don't have it, he feels
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>>25920351
Fuck man, I'm usually good with spelling, was in a rush, I apologize.

Barely*
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>>25920179
Whats with fat people not being able to resist unhealthy food/glutony? is it something in their genes?
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>>25920358
That's awesome, fucking love banana bread, I hope I remember to get some.
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>>25920332
sounds like a pretty nice set up
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>>25920400
Wish they sold banana bread at my sainsburys
Also I should probably try hobgoblin, I've seen it all over the place but I've never actually had any.

>tfw I can't get higher than this stupid rank
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>>25920393
Nah it's just that once your body gets accustomed to salt and sugar it begins to crave it. Quit sugar and salt for a couple weeks and once you get past the hump you'll have no desire for it. It's just like nicotine or any addiction.
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>>25920458
It is desu, always have nice red wine as well.
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>>25920459
>Opera
>2016
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>>25920459
Yeah man, hobgoblin is nice, I usually grab a few different ales, most of them are nice.
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>>25920473
>tfw my dad is allergic to alcohol so all we ever have is the occasional bottle of wine.
Makes me feel like an alcoholic going out to buy beer desu.
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>got a call just now for an induction for nights grocer in tesco
>already got an induction for a waiter gig in a hotel on monday too

Mates how much does night shifts in tesco pay? I don't wana discuss that shit and ruin things with the manager, but I read online it was like 9.50 from 10-midnight and 10quid from midnight to 7am?

Or did they up it to 11quid an hour because every grocer is competing for the living wage bullshit?

That's some big money for a single autist basementdweller who only pays 350 total for rent+council. I'll easily have a thousand quid per month in reserves after all the bills and food is paid.

Work is 1 hour away but fuck that shit after my first paycheck I can afford to move next door lel.

Working in a hotel for 6.70+tips and random(full time) shifts looks really fucking shit in comparison I think
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>>25920558
allergic to alcohol?
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>>25920567
I've always kind of wanted to work night shift.
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>>25920567
>350 total

Still don't believe you
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Poleaboo is earring rice pudding
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>>25920567
How did you apply for the night shift mate?
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I wish humans didn't have to sleep
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>>25920685
Poleaboo wishes he didn't have to wake up
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>>25920613

holy fucking shit is it that hard to go to sparerooms and see the prices in manchester?

Just outside the city centre there are TONS of places that charge 300-400 a month all bills included, just not in the shitty student areas.

>>25920649

just went to their website, got a call 2 days later, interview 2 days later, accepted 2 days later.
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I like a nice bottle of Catamite's Regret now then.

>>25920685

I would still like the option, but being forced by my body to do it is a bit annoying.
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>>25920739

*now and then

inb4 Saville
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ginsters sausage rolls are shit

in fact all ginsters stuff is shit
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>>25920739
Yeah, I'd probably sleep once a week if I was bored, but you'd get so much more time.
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>>25920738
Poleaboo wants you to know the rates in Aberdeen are worse

Up to 500 for a room
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>>25920816
apparently aberdeen is grim
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I just failed the online test for a Tesco night shift job.

Don't think I've ever been brought crashing back to earth so abruptly.
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>>25920889
I've failed every application I've ever done. Warehouse shit. Supermarket shit. Fast Food shit

That was 10 years ago as well. Have even less chance of a job now with a 10 year gap
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>>25920843
Everything is grey

Most hate it (ugliest place in Scotland award) but poleaboo found the sameness of it all calming

>>25920889
Poleaboo passed it once when he was trying to impress the Polish girl but then failed to attend the interview when he convinced himself that the job would just go to some Stacy

Failed it every time since, must have been blacklisted
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>>25920738

He's probably some southerner who would have to pay 800 a month just for a flat.
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Did anyone here watch shameless?

This scene confused the fuck out of me, why did she head butt him?
https://youtu.be/3rIJ68qCtmU
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>>25920924
>Everything is grey
this is quite a feat considering it's going up against everwhere else in the uk
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>>25917921
That's because you're a little paki freak. They look at you and know you're a loser and look how that turned out.

You're a literal loser who films girls shitting.
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>>25921040
For fuck sake the thread was so comfy before you came along angry anon
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>>25920943
presumably she was so disgusted by his insinuation that he had sex with her, even if he was joking, that she employed physical means to express her discontent.
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>>25920943
He implied they shagged and she nutted him for being a bellend
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>>25921075
Hasn't it been established that angry anon calls people melts and starts a new paragraph after 6 words or something like that?

I just hate that paki shit loving freak. Death to the dirty tramp.
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>>25921075
Again that obviously isn't angryanon because angry anon posts like >>25919092 this

That's just a guy who doesn't like Poleaboo. Which is fair enough really, who does? Poleaboo has been being a good boy today though so I personally have not been bullying him.
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>>25921040
>little
Above average height, you angry manlet

>loser
>freak
I don't understand why you always have to be so cruel

We're closer than 99.999999% of the population
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>>25921096
You need a wake up girl because you think you're a victim.
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>>25921096
and yet so far apart apparently
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Is there any reason as to why poleaboo doesn't use a trip?
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>>25921169
Because he's autistic.
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>>25920576
Yea senpai

went out to go shopping, it was great, there was no one around because its dark and raining.
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>>25921081
>>25921089
I always thought they had done.
I thought Carl was loyal.
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>>25920567
Night shifts are fucking great. I had one at Sainsburys and I barely had to do any work, it was just stacking shelves and wandering around for 9.50 an hour
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Pulled out the stops at work for an emergency job today lads; whole department was counting on me. Did such a good job manager copied in all department managers in an email to say how awesome I am basically.

>tfw gonna make it

who else gonna make it?
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>>25921211
Neither of them shagged her you numpty
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>>25921124
>you think you're a victim.
YES HE IS

I don't see how anyone can know his story and think otherwise

The poor lad was mistreated by the uni, the girls, his peers, the police, coworkers and employers
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lads if i'm a part time worker will i still get paid for the days i would have worked had my company not had a two week christmas holiday? i assume all the full will get their full pay as usual
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>>25921268
If you have a contract, check that. I've you're on zero hours, then no
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>>25921238
Why was she there then?
I'm so confusedddd

Am I gay if I find Carl attractive?
I've never looked at a dude and thought they was attractive before.
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>>25921260
No you're fucking not you twat.

Give me a reason as to WHY you filmed that polish girl having a shit?

Why did you piss in their drink or milk?
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>>25921169
Legal reasons and pressure to keep up posting output
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>>25921284
i never signed any contract but i did get a christmas bonus like everyone else and they seem like decent people. fuck i'll be mad if i don't get paid for those days
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>>25921294
>Why was she there then?
Watch the fucking episode instead of clips and find out.

>Am I gay if I find Carl attractive?
Which one? Two twins played him in the show.
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>>25921294
mate you sound as if you're all over the place
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>>25921237
what you work at?
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Fell asleep and burnt my pizza, it truly is a shit day
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>>25920760
Sausage rolls are weird, I've found the cheaper they are the better.
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>>25921299
Those are just a handful of events

Not Poleaboo but the Polish girl was being a bitch by not accepting the friend request (later confirmed as a bitch when she ignored him in public)
The filming was maybe a little bit of revenge but mostly he just wanted pics of her (substitute for Facebook request declination)

The milk and ribena is obvious, roommates were being inconsiderate
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>>25920024

I started drinking it 30 minutes ago and I still haven't finished it, I wouldn't say it's outright awful but it's very sweet and weird-tasting.
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Rewatching sopranos for the 4th time lads. Paulie still gets me laughing like a mad man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDxhBR2Tmes
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>>25921382
>Polish girl was being a bitch by not accepting the friend request (later confirmed as a bitch when she ignored him in public

Pretty sad to get revenge because someone doesn't accept your friend request.
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>>25921353
not sure, they all seem similarly priced. my local butchers does a fantastic one for 50p however.
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>>25921398
It wasn't revenge, the main aim was just to have pics of a girl he considered cute, he would have preferred pics of her clothed/closeups of her face

>>25921389
Sopranos is fucking shit

Paper thin characters and nothing ever happens
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>>25921387
Yeah, it is sweet, probably not for everyone, just finished my third beer, might start on the vodka soon
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>>25921389
On the second to last episode now.

I'm at that stage in any binge where I just want it to be over. Not sure how Tony is gonna die yet, but it's more or less certain he is going to. He's way too much of an insufferable cunt to keep alive. Furio doing it would make me happy, but that's not gonna happen.
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>charcuterie

Learned a new word today
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>>25921503
The ending is anti-climatic.
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>>25921450
>It wasn't revenge, the main aim was just to have pics of a girl he considered cute, he would have preferred pics of her clothed/closeups of her face

Maybe don't be so painfully weird you horrible little skreb
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>>25921549
>he would have preferred pics of her clothed/closeups of her face

Then why put the cameras in the bathroom?
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>>25921549
So you sympathise with Poleaboo now?
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>>25921581
He allegedly tried the kitchen first but the hiding place wasn't at a great angler and there was too much light streaming out of the window
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>>25921526
That's not a word lad, it's Ancient French
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>>25921588
No, I think he's a painfully weird skreb. Literally wanted to fap to some facebook profile pictures rather than just using porn
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>>25921315
I've seen every episode, she was legit just in that clip.
>>25921324
I really am ngl.
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>>25921644
Didn't want to fap, just admire her
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>>25921346
Construction la.
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>>25921637
>That's not a word lad

Jamie Oliver used it roughly 900 times in the episode I just watched. Apparently it's making stuff like salami and chorizo
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>>25921450
>Sopranos is fucking shit
OHHHHHH, WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH KID.
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>>25921694
M8, I know what its like to admire a girl that doesn't want anything to do with you.

But filming them taking a poo is too far
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>>25921728
He's retarded tho lad. Charcuterie is cold cooked meat or a place that sells cold cooked meat. If he was talking about someone who prepares cold cooked meat, he meant charcutier (ee-air rather than erry)
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>>25921694
And then you go filming her taking a poo. Was it worth it, paki? Was it really worth it?

I guess you can at least admire her shitting technique
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>>25921653
Stfu lad
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>>25921909
If filming and wanking had been the end of it none of this would have happened. The dumb shit posted them online, the entire situation since then is literally and exclusively his fault
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>>25921909
Why do you keep going on about this?

It's not why he got into trouble and he wasn't charged for it

He got in trouble for spamming their pics and writing about them
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>>25921951
>He got in trouble for spamming their pics and writing about them

Therefore he has only himself to blame. Should've kept his oneitis obsession to himself.

>>25921949
And he's the Victim in all of this. Filming her without consent and uploading it online.

Why did you not ask her to sign a form to say you'd like to record her shitting?
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>>25921694
I've only just got here so I've not read the entire conversation but you don't admire women. You check them out or you fuck them. That's it. You admire men who have built bridges or other engineering miracles. Women are fuckholes and that's it.

I say this as a man of 27 who lives with his parents and is waiting for his Dominos to arrive...
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>tfw no hot water or central heating
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new thread?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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Moving to Glasgow for work for 6 months, and work is going to pay for my accommodation.

Going to let the lease on my flat run out and dump all my shit at my parent's house, then move someone new afterwards.

I'm going to have so much money to spend on dumb bullshit holy shit. No rent for 6 months this is amazing.
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>>25922030
>tfw no hypocaust
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>>25922023
Don't expect a retarded paki to understand.

pakis usually have their creep instinct inbedded in them. It's part of who they are.

>>25922037
Not even over 500 posts ya muppet.
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>>25921949
He's an utter clown. Leave him to wallow in the filth he's created.
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>>25922067
You'll change your tune and regret dismissing me soon enough
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>>25922107
>me

Forwarding this to the detective, enjoy remand
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>>25922023
order dominos on Tuesdays m8
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>>25922107
>dismissing me

Hello there pakipoo. Might have to report you now.
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>>25922107
You say that everyday you loser.
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Gosh, Poleaboo is having a hard time tonight, I guess people on here don't understand true love.
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>>25922057
I'm English mate, just pissed.

It's a bit upsetting that I, a proud nationalist who happens to be munted could be mistaken for a Pakistani. Sad times.
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>>25922210
>I guess people on here don't understand true love.

I agree. No one doesn't understand how much you love someone when you start filming them pooing in a loo.
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>>25922118
>>25922132
>>25922175

>tfw a manlet paki turns up with a bb gun and a camera phone to threaten you
>mfw
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>>25922218
I wasn't calling you a paki. I was saying pakis in general.
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>>25922240
Who are you calling a paki
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>>25922107
I'm the person you're replying to.

Come to Bristol and we'll have a scrap on the Clifton suspension bridge. Loser goes over the side.

Fairly certain I could muller a paki.
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>>25922263
I'm calling pakioboo a paki
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>>25922218
Fuck off you pretentious twat this isn't allahchan
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>>25922270

>wanting to murder innocentaboo
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>>25922284
whats wrong with pakis?

Jk
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onto the vodka now fellas, shit's horrible, but it does the job.
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>>25922306
>>25922335
I don't know who any of these clowns are. My dominos has turned up so I'll be quiet for a bit and chow down x
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>>25921653
CBA to answer m9
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>>25922388
They hold retrograde views about women and they smell some of them are alright though
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>>25920179
Been on a health kick since boxing day - no alcohol, eating healthy, running, lifting. Have to say I feel physically strong as fuck and feel like running everywhere all the time.

First couple of weeks are the hardest pal.
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>>25922435
I know an Iraqi Kurd and hes a life savior. I known him for a long time.
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>>25922284
He's a bit blind. Put your glasses on pakiboo and check your arm colour.
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>grocery shopping
>"how many bags?"
>four please
>"four??"
>signal to her and nod yes please four
>lo and behold my shopping fit perfectly into four bags

Fuck you old dumb bitch. That's why you work here packing my shopping you mug
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>>25922487
Something about that pose always made me think he was about to start air humping

Is that why I see it so much?
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>>25922479
Arabs = Pakis
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>>25922474
TELL MEE WHAT YOU EAT??????

I need to know lad.
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>>25922405
dont get mad fella, you might come off looking like a knob
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>>25922519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwl_wihgalk
Probably this.
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>>25922519
Yeah I thought it was a .gif but that's what I was going for
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>>25922525
Arabs =/= Pakis

Pakis are from Pakistan. Get goof at geography pls
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>>25922270
I'm in Bristol mate come down Southmead if you want a bit of one on one
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>>25922557
They're both brown and come from sand filled shit holes.

Get good at racist pls
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>>25922619
>>25922405
Boy do racists get so mad so easily

Faggots
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let us settle this issue once and for all lads

http://strawpoll.me/6604013
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>>25921268
le nodding man is such a good meme
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>>25922527
>>25922527
I'm cutting calories to reduce my BF. So a lot of mackerel, sweet potatianoes. fruit, soup, porriage.
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>>25922578
Don't worry mate I was just giving it the biggun because I was pissed.

I was looking at houses round there. My Mum's from Southmead and wouldn't let me move there.Too rough apparently.
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>>25922619
don't be racist for no reason anon, It's like a pakis saying were German because will live in Europe.
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>>25922680
How is my post racist you fucking nigger cunt?
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>>25922768
i can't afford fruit everyday. well i'm gonna be fat for little bit longer
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uh guys a little help here
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>>25922773
>>25922680

Chill lads, i'm memeing for my own amusement
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>>25922680
Absolutely nothing gay about my post but call me a faggot if it makes you feel better about yourself mate. You have a nice evening.
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>>25922773

They should know better considering they are all so desperate to flock here. We don't move there so it's different.
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>>25922842
>>>/b/
sorry but you gonna have a ticket for that dank meme sir
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STOP NAME CALLING THIS IS NICE BROAD
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>>25922865
fuck off paki

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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What animes are you watching this season ladm8s?
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>>25922905
5p pay up
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Eight pints of lager and a Dominos. Should be OK for a meeting at half eight tomorrow right lads? I'm pissed now but the food will absorb it right?
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>>25922895
Your a nice broad desu senpai shm
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