Hows your night going? edition
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
shit night continuing on from a shit day
>get up at 6:45 to get a train to the town where my orthodontist is for a 10am appointment
>spend all of 15 mins getting fitted with this dental appliance thing, not braces more like a retainer I'm supposed to wear 24/7
>I'm 21 btw and only now getting this shit put in, treatment will officially be finished when I'm 24, I'm not shitting you I'll have braces/dental shit in until I'm 24
>hurts like hell
>can't speak properly
>saliva builds up in mouth constantly but can't swallow properly
>train back home is delayed 2 and a half hours, and when it finally arrives the journey is 40 minutes slow
>painkillers doing fuck all
>realise I'm not even past day 1 and I have over a thousand days left of treatment
>thinking of stopping it desu, my teeth weren't even that bad anyway, bit of a crossbite and two pegs, but that can be fixed with surgery and veneers right?
I don't really care about the teeth themselves, more about the crossbite, because it sort of pushes my jaw to one side a bit, which is a real confidence killer when you look at yourself and see asymmetry. Some people have told me it's not noticeable, but I can see it. I actually don't know exactly what the orthodontic stuff is going to do in terms of my jaw, I have a literal paki dentist and he didn't explain very well. I was just sort of going along with it because they put me on the waiting list three years ago.
>Mugi being passed around between various anons like a common whore
Nothing planned. I haven't watched any seasons since Shirobako aired so it must be a while ago now. Is there anything decent on this season?
Also liking the coincidental amount of bako's already posted in this thread.
Yeah man, I never had a GameCube, at the time I had a PS2 and when I started looking at them (a year or two ago) I really wanted the orange one, they were really expensive though, then one day I was in college I found it for like 30GBP or so, had to buy the cables separetly, also the orange controllers were a bit more, I spent a decent amount on it, I do love the look of the thing, but I stopped playing games around that time. I want to get back into them though.
we-well if you insist~
Why foo anon took my place for far too long, I'm just reclaiming my rightful territory.
>tfw asked what animes people are watching right as the thread ended
Now we'll never know, apart from you.
>Is there anything decent on this season?
Kyoani's show is all right and has some top-tier waifu material. Loli catgirl maid robot: the anime is also OK.
Nothing great, though.
I need a break from vidya lads, KF2 is terrible and need anime to watch to fuel my tanks. Suggestions? Should I finish love live?
Somewhat regular reminder to never trust a taig
What did you guys get in your GCSE's and A-Levels? Were you pleased with your results?
10A*s at GCSE and A* and 3 As at A-level. I fucked up interview for Cambridge and went to Durham instead. I then went crazy and had a mental breakdown at Durham. Now I go to a shit university in East Anglia and I live with my parents.
Not a lot else gets my fancy, not many programs with real people that stand out which I haven't watched a few times before, and very few other cartoons are worth mentioning.
Okay, Mr. Double Penetration, i'll finish it already
Antidepressants will not make her real so what is the pointtttttttttttttt
Just done my NEET budget for the year lads
I can spend exactly 443.65 GBP per month and my money will last until this time next year. This is okay although I am expecting some extra income in the next few months so it could be look even better, perhaps up to 534.65 GBP per month soon. Although as I won't be getting that money for at least a few months I will be working under the current budget which means should this extra income arrive I will have been working at least 100 GBP under the true budget for a number of months meaning that I could actually still have money left up until February or even March 2017.
Let the NEET times roll boys.
>tfw mudslimes are taking over the country
>tfw aryan race is dying out and becoming tainted with shitskins
>tfw no qt aryan bf
why even bother, britbongs
Speak German and Spanish, which was 2 A levels and GCSE's. BTEC's are all coursework and I did the lvl 2 ones at home in the Easter Holidays.
BTEC lvl 3 I did in gap year for the shitz and gigz.
Antidepressants might not make her real, but I'm sure you could meet her under the influence of some kind of delerium-inducing drug.
Have you ever tried lucid dreaming?
>mfw I should be writing up a CV
>mfw I have litteraly no work experience and I really don't want to work in food service like waitering or McDonald's
>mfw I should be working out courses I wanna do in college
>mfw I have no motivation to do anything and I'm just posting on /r9k/
>mfw I am a lazy fucking cunt who's too scared to do any work
>mfw its because
I was born to be an autistic failure
Save me robots.
Literally pic related.
Is there not a menstrual blood convention you should be going to?
please talk to me. i know you're out there and I know you see these
remember how good things were in 2013? how happy we made eachother?
>tfw housemates have become literal DUDE WEED LMAO cunts
>spending 30 quid a week on weed between 2 of them
>visibly more lazy
>not handing in coursework for uni
>read their work, it's shit
>never see them any more
Well not only that I have like zero qualifications. But you're right, I'm just so afraid for some reason.
>30 quid a week on weed between 2 of them
Seriously? When I was in college, me and a mate were splitting a half ounce (110GBP) every 5 or 6 days, fuck we smoked a lot of weed then.
>start getting uni coursework back
F-f-fuck... Hopefully my exams went better
>whom fuck the robot like the first like I wouldn't even thin to break the like button breh
it's story time, anon!
>mfw I can't post shit cause I'm not "original" enough
That was over three minutes
state you business
>or a short story
That's what they say rnd hre
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY MOOGI
I've looked into it but it seems like a lot of effort and perseverance which are two things I am not very good at, and my sleep schedule is probably too fucked anyway.
The last time I had a dream about her she died somehow and I woke up crying
Alright, I know I shouldn't be a fucking little bitch about it and just take anything. Though seriously I'm fucking shit at high stress levelled work places like any sort of food service job. I just wanna work somewhere calm like retail. Though I know with my attitude that's not gonna bloody happen. Looks like death is the only viable option lads.
Is that you nazo.?
>was in wilco
>learning the gas mans way todo hydraulics
>qt 3.14 reg leg peg
>mfw I watched season 1 of love live over 2 years ago and haven't even thought about touching season 2
I'm in the same boat as you, I'm thinking about doing call centre shit. A few buddies of mine have done it and said you just read from a scipt and takes requires no experience or practical skills.
Seems perfect but phones make me nervous so just working up the balls to do the phone interview
Implying that there aren't cock-gobblers on this board?
Love Live always seemed so sterile to me, all their performances are eerily perfect and professional, and there never actually seem to be any crowds watching them perform.
These reasons are why I liked Wake Up Girls more but I think I'm very much in a minority there.
Nah she's a qt. All the K-ON girls are qts.
depends where the retail job is. Any clothes retailer or large supermarket/department store can be stressful. At the moment I'm working in a fairly small supermarket and it's never busy enough to be brutal plus we only sell food so there's only so much a customer can complain about. any problems I just get the manager to cover it
Definitely. I used to work in a small town co-op which was absolutely dead every single day. Managers didn't give a fuck, no customers around so we could do whatever we wanted. Would sit in the warehouse on my phone for 30 mins at a time.
shirobako is one of the best anime series of recent years, and I will fight anyone who disagrees
I think this is my favourite pic I've found of her. It's just too cute.
You're not wrong anon
>keep reading news stories about people more disabled than me getting cut off from ESA
shit lads, are these freak cases or am i fucked if i apply because all my limbs still work?
>20 hours to go before I go to deansgate locks
>my aldactone is coming this morning and I'll be nice and chiseled and picking up sluts inside and heartbroken bitches outside the nightclubs
Better not fucking rain tomorrow night.
>Tfw doing coke alone off of your old video game cases
Did you even watch the show?
>tfw you will never be able to kick yui out of the band and take her spot and surround yourself with bliss
It hurts every day
Thoughts on getting a PS4 lads?
I already have gaymen pc but no friends on here, PS4 I can talk to people I used to play with, hopefully I'll be working soon so I could easily get one with 2 weeks wages
Having no money isn't fun, it's only a shitty factory job so I won't even have to speak with people due to sound levels
Plus I'm going crazy from being inside all the time with 0 friends
If I could be a spastic autist I would so I could just live on neetbux but no dice
Had a massive breakdown today. I started coming close to crying on my way home but I held it in. A few tears escaped but the streets were mostly empty. As soon as I got to my room, I let out a soundless scream and then my whole body started shaking as I broke down and wept hard. I haven't felt like this in a while.
> top hundred
zero out of name fig
>was a good day
>thought I want to an hero this morning
Tonight I've been kept busy with a few things I've needed to do mainly my NEET budget for the year and a bit of writing.
I normally do drink most days but I have decided to cut down as recently I have been drinking every day which is very expensive. I haven't had a drink since Monday and have found it easier than I thought it would be, whenever I feel like I might start wanting a drink I just have a wank instead. The problem with drinking every day is you don't get to wank as much so now I am making up for lost wanks.
I may have a drink tomorrow although I was trying to hold off until Sunday but I think 3 days off is a good start for me at least and it is Friday night. It all depends what time I wake up tomorrow and how I feel. If I wake up too late I won't bother drinking because I will be up all night getting drunk in that instance, but if I can wake up in the morning I will consider taking a walk down to the shop and treating myself to a few ales.
I also like to listen to podcasts at night and watch TV shows.
Just some tonic because I didn't know what else. I like gin and tonic. I'll switch to cheap scotch when I run out. I am currently reading through the messages I used to send to my oneitis. What are you up to?
Woooooooaaaah I fucking haaaate go be a wagecuck wooeeeeeeeeeoooh
The wagecuckery gives me arrhythmia
FOR FUCKS SAKE
Friday morning ambient classical
>January 22nd, 2016
if anyone sees her, tell her jimmy wants to talk to her
Not been for about 2 years m8, finding forums for the vidya you like always was better anyway. /v/ got worse with all that gamergate shite too, still don't even know what that's about
>I will never experience Spooky Ougi appearing randomly through the week to tell me facts about traffic lights
Just kill me
>hey guys what's with this PU stuff?
>"""""""HENRY""""""" XD XD XD
I browsed on and off for a little while through gamergate and afterwards. I tend to brows /vg/ if im playing some new vidya.
GamerGate is two sets of fuckwits shouting past each other about ethics and/or identity politics at this point.
I still find the story behind ZQ pretty Kek worthy but this isn't the place for that
>make shit game
>doesn't get on steam
>get m8s in games media to promote you
>game gets on steam
>the 5 guys saga begins
She triggered gamergate into action its all on encyclopedia Dramatica in one fucking massive article.
Pretty funny desu
plz no ban m00t
He's long dead, or at some gay Caribbean island sucking cocks. You now have to bow down to whatshisname instead.
Anyway, i'll check it out, thanks. Haven't checked ED since it was sold to someone else or some weird shit like that, I forget now. I just remember knowyourmeme spouted up and there was a big to do about it all.
>He's long dead, or at some gay Caribbean island sucking cocks. You now have to bow down to whatshisname instead.
Yeah but he banned GG in the end so the jannies might get upset with me. Thus why i kept the details light.
I'd have thought that to become a personality you had to be funny or interesting not a reddit-tier shit poster.
I actually find poleaboo funny because he cucked himself by being a massive creep and now he's baying for blood
Polspoo is getting annoyed at the hate on here. I will consider adding your IP address to my list.
The guy said he went to /v/, and what I said is basically what happens in every thread there now. It's their new meme because some autistic kid made a long video about parallel universes in Mario 64 and half a button presses.
I couldn't become a personality if I tried, because I don't have a personality.
Oh i saw that video somewhere. Something about half presses or some shit.
Yeah doesn't suprise me /v/ and /b/ are full of people who learnt about memes through Facebook, twitter and reddit
I'm NEET but I always get up early, I feel like I've wasted a day if I get up after 11.
I still waste my day doing nothing anyway but I feel much better about it if I get up at 8 or 9
boring meme to be quite honest with you
>another person winds up dead in the manchester canal
>the manchester pusher
>pusher and poowatcher sound kind of similar
Poleaboo is the Manchester pusher. He goes up to randoms by the canal, explains his uni situation then asks how they feel about it. If they disagree with him he murders them. He must be stopped.
>tesco called last night inviting me for an induction as I passed my night grocer job
>says my right to work is still in process in the website even though they fucking photocopied my passport during interview
>manager said she'd call me first thing in the morning to confirm
mates... still no call.
I NEED that 11 quid an hour for party/drug bucks.
I think I should call her tonight if no contact still cause I gotta make sure I'm still in, fuck 11 quid an hour for the comfiest, easiest shit ever.
I can't go clubbing tonight when worried about shit like this.
Rick and Morty is fucking terrible, when I say that I feel like a hipster because everybody seems to like it but I forced myself through 3 episodes and couldn't endure any more.
It's a meme show for redditors, just like Doctor Who. Absolutely dreadful.
I think it's decent, then again my opinion is probably invalid because I like adventure time and space ghost coast to coast
I have a few laughs at adventure time because I just can't imagine the dog's voice as anything other than Bender from Futurama
Fucking love Futurama, way better than the Simpsons in my opinion.
Is Midori nice? Just watched the Still Game episode that made it look like the Lord's blood.
Nachos lads, the answer was nachos and some fucking VANILLA DANISH CROWNS for when I'm done
>old driver left
>got new snivveling little chav driver and a fat bastard
>ordered 3 times since new drivers
>twice at home
>once at work
>took over and hour each time even though they're 10 minutes away
>fench fall in love in ques?
Still haven't got my licence back from the DVLA.
How long does it take them to phone the fucking doctor? I've filled out all the forms and sent it back over a month ago.
I want to drive around again.
Wank socks are normie. Wank pants are where it's at.
These are a 10 month old vintage pair
I hope you limp dicked cunts never complain abut the state of this country then.
>I-It's not my problem until my sister is getting creampied right in front of me by a paki!!!
Why would I care about left wing cucks getting what they deserve? You're a fucking moron.
They voted for cultural enrichment and understanding and they got it. Not only that, they voted Labour AGAIN after it happened.
If it was up to me I'd gas the place.
>neet living in parents attic
>finally get an interview
>turn up to some scummy office with a dirty fish tank and hip hop remixes coming from a side door
>wait for 30 mins
>greeted by a 25yo Asian guy
>interview consists of him explaining what is obviously a pyramid scheme
>tells me I can be the manager in 12 months
Feel like a right mug tbqh
All C's and one B. Predicted grades were A's and 2 B's. I did no revision for them. My mum would force me to revise but I would fake it by browsing game forums by removing the style and images, so only the text could show.
One U, an F (basically threw the whole project away because the teacher pissed me off), a D, fuckload of Cs and one B.
Just barely scraped a pass because the course was fucking arse.
>assignment due in today at 11pm
>need to do about 6 hours of reading before I can write anything
>can't be fucked to start
Said I would start at 6 this morning. It's mid day and I haven't even opened the assignment brief yet.
The rest were As and Bs
I got an E for Art because I refused to do any coursework and my final project consisted of me painting a very shitty landscape and going to sleep until the end. I hated the teacher and wanted to bring her average grade down in the class.
A in Philosophy
B in Economics
B in Film Studies
E in Politics, I dropped it after the first year because it was just so fucking boring and I couldn't be bothered with it anymore so I didn't show up to the lessons. They wouldn't let me drop it until the end of the year even though I blatantly said to my tutor "I'm not going to even bother trying, I hate it"
BBB at A-Level in English, Business and Ancient History
I was fairly pleased. One of my old teachers came up to me on results day and said "Well done, I never thought you would do it"
We all got food poisoning from a dodgy kebab. My mum and stepdad were supposed to be going away for the weekend. I had plans to spend the weekend naked in my house getting drunk and masturbating. I was even going to try prostate orgasm. But they had to cancel their flight because they were throwing up all last night. I got no sleep last night and now my stepdad is being fucking miserable because it's his birthday and he's ill.
>cancelling a holiday over food poisoning
Idiots. I had really bad food poisoning when I flew to Korea, I just drinking pepto bismol like it was a bottle of pepsi and I made it through.
I rememeber just wrapping myself up in a blanket on the plane and wishing for death. I wasn't going to cancel/delay my holiday though, fuck that. I was alright within a day
Just got my 100th follower on my /pol/ tier twitter account.
Dunno mang, probably the reason I ended up here
>another man's house
Lol no fuck off it's our house, he's the freeloader here
I know, fucking pussies. I feel fine now but they're all like OHHH OHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO DIE. This is the first time I've had it, and I'm sure they're both had it a couple of times before at least. I ate the same as them, and I didn't even throw up. I was pretty close to throwing up a couple of times but seeing as he was leaning over the bath and toilet all night I didn't even bother trying.
>tldr I'm more of a man than an actual man
Yeah, I don't know about them but I'm pretty much fine now. Feeling a monster shit coming on though
>Feeling a monster shit coming on though
It's going to come out like the hot water tap turned on full blast. If you have any baby wipes I suggest keeping them nearby since your arsehole is going to be raw, not even Andrex will you
Guys I know none of you will probably relate to this but I'm supposed to be meeting a girl for the first time in a few hours, she hasn't replied to my text (usually instant responses) already nervous as fuck, wat do?
>accepted in tesco, induction on monday
>manager told me she can't find my passport upload in website and she'd call in the morning to update
>still no call
Mates should I be the one calling? im afraid.
Fucking thick immigrant scum
how long into the future do you think it will be where its acceptable in society to have a hitler mustache?
it's pretty mental that's hes ruined that one style for every man on earth for at least the next 100 years
not that it's a good look but if it hitler wasn't born some hipsters wouldnt blatantly rock it, i wonder when they'll be able to
>brother comes into bedroom
>expect some stupid bullshit question about "i downloaded an .exe and now my laptop is broken"
>actually has a bacon and sausage sandwich
pleasant surprises like, eh lads
Chasing the ups and down
>no mate live naturally
Especially popular now.
The college I applied to wants to see my "certificates", which I don't have any of.
If I show up with nothing but a warm smile and heartfelt story of how desperate I am to not be NEET anymore, do you think they'll let it pass by the way?
It just says "certificates" on the letter, but that's what I assume. My life's been entirely up in the air pretty much since I left school and I've no idea where any of that stuff is.
And because it's something I actually really want to study. Plus it's only two days a week meaning I can probably work part time and still earn more money than the token wages apprenticeships pay.
Please don't make me question my decisions, I'm just doing for the sake of doing at this point.
admit it, you just want uncircumcised refugeeniggacocks inside of your mouth. ADMIT IT
her nose is bigger than that of the niggers, wtf
>get in from work other night
>smoke a couple bowls
>get in bed
>just about to drop off to sleep
>suddenly hear what sounded like a loud voice in my head
>wakes me the fuck up
>scared I'm going schizo
>calm down as I remember how long I've been smoking and this has never happened
>realise it was just that and I blew it out of proportion because I was stoned
BLOW DAT PURPLE NIGGA HIGH LIKE FUCKING MARTIANS WOAAAAAAAH
i want to be a girl with a qt voice like that
>13th January, letter says doubt on my JSA claim no longer applies, sanctioned until 9th of February
>15th January, letter says I had no good reason for missing appointment (I did), now sanctioned until April 6th
can they actually do this? they just reviewed the change and then thought fuck it, screw him
fucking joke, I've been dealing with this shit for 2 months now
I started a training course and all they've done is made life hell for me
I can't go to my fucking appointments because I'm busy actually doing something
bureaucracy is the worst
IDS is the ultimate NEET scumbag, look it up. It's amazing, he has lied throughout his entire career constantly, made shit up, everyone in the tories hates him and thinks he is stupid, and he sponges off of his rich wife's family.
He truly is an inspiration for what I want to be. I, like him, am stupid and if I were to write a book everyone would laugh at it. He has made a success out of nothing but ineptitude and deceit, and I plan to do the same.
I felt sick this morning so I just had some toast and went back to sleep a few hours later. My dad came back from work and went out again but he must have known I was asleep and now I'm worried he thinks I've just been asleep all day.
This isn't something 21 year old should be worrying about.
You'll be even more angry once you've completed those 5 or 6 games and realise there's nothing else worth playing on that console.
Source: I had one, never had a greater feeling of buyer's remorse in my life
Iain Duncan Smith, Politician, Novelist, and head of the department of work and pensions. You'll have read his novel, so you'll at least know him from that.
Who /grimecuck/ here?
Sept 2011 - March 2015
The Robert Gordon University
Diploma of Higher Education Accounting & Finance
Subjects studied included:
Finance for Business Decisions A
Personal & Business Finance - A
Introductory Economics A
Quantitative Business Techniques A
Financial Decision-Making A
Advanced Business Law A
Financial Accounting B
Management Accounting B
External Reporting B
Business Ethics - B
Business Law - B
Management Concepts B
Business Creation & Growth B
Sept 2007 - July 2009
Key Skills Level 3
Sept 2002 - July 2007
x High School
10 Subjects grade A-C; including Mathematics B, English Language B, English Literature B
Aug 2013 - Exclusec
Major responsibilities included:
Ensuring the safety of the participants of the event and the general public
Maintaining friendly relationships with the public through communication
Sept 2013 - x Ltd.
August 2014 Accounts Assistant
Major responsibilities included:
Creating purchase invoices
Processing employee mileage and expenses claims
Preparing monthly payment reports
Preparing monthly figures reports for management
Performing monthly quality audits in order to maintain compliance with ISO 9001
Maintaining filing of documents,
Receiving and making calls to clients
Oct 2014 - McDonalds
May 2015 Crew Member
Major responsibilities included:
Making customers feel valued, maintaining and fostering good relations with them
Managing taking and serving orders
Working as part of a team to improve efficiency
June 2015 - Codonas Amusement Park
Sept 2015 Ride Operator & Arcade Attendant
Major responsibilities included:
Operating various amusement park rides safely
Understanding and enforcing health & safety regulations
Understanding and enforcing gambling regulations
Working as part of a team to open and shut the park attractions
Training new staff members
Ad hoc tasks such as cleaning in the event of heavy rain
KEY PROJECTS .
Preparing a reports and presentations concerning the hypothetical creation and operation of a sandwich retailer in the local area and the simulated created of a computer manufacturer, these were team projects
Report using PESTEL framework analysing the reasons a selected firm is suffering in the external business environment
Up-Selling items to customers at McDonalds, I have achieved and surpassed targets by knowing when to time questions and how to present propositions
Writing - The ability to write clear, comprehensive and grammatically correct documents, the experience for which I have gained from preparing academic coursework throughout my academic career and reports to management while working at Tycom
Strong Research - Capable of using the library and the internet to locate and retrieve valuable information, I have done this when completing academic assignments
Teamwork - I have worked as part of a large team at McDonalds and smaller teams at university and Tycom through which I have learned how it is appropriate to communicate and how company efficiency can be improved through specialisation
Interpersonal - Working on the front counter of McDonalds required constant communication with both coworkers and customers. This experience highlighted both the need to listen to the needs of others and how to express my own requirements and understanding
Computer - Proficient in the use of Microsoft Word, Excel and PowerPoint
Communication - Completed a presentation as part of the Management Accounting module on my course; it involved a PowerPoint presentation which helped to develop my verbal communication and confidence speaking in front of an audience
Time management - Managing taking and serving customer orders alongside any ad hoc tasks. It differed from projects and assignments at and University as the time periods allocated to accomplishing each task were shorter.
Organisation - Multiple project deadlines have been close together often in my academic career, I have been able to complete projects on time and to the best of my ability
Leadership - Former co-president of my high school chess club, I also organised a school-wide tournament in which I was placed 2nd, furthermore I assumed the role of leader in a recent team project
Self management - During periods where tasks provided by management are low I am capable of finding additional ways of contributing to the organisation such as maintaining stock levels at McDonalds or working on spreadsheets at .
Learning - I am capable of learning new job specific skills both on the job and theoretically
Salesmanship - Up-Selling large meals, offers and products to customers
I enjoy wide variety of genres Japanese animation, film, video games and American comic books
A keen follower of the sports of Boxing, MMA and Professional Wrestling; they have rich histories which I am also fond of researching
Video games have taught me the values of perseverance, logic, problem solving, the advantages and necessity of learning new strategies and when playing new games I must also learn new control schemes
Discussing the above listed interests with others is both the most enjoyable aspect and largest benefit of having these interests, there are large and varied communities with whom I can communicate with and has developed strong interpersonal skills
It's way too long, especially considering you're applying for shit jobs that will get tonnes of applications. They aren't going to read all that, and the problem is that beneath all the waffle you have an unfinished degree and a handful of shite jobs.
dude no jesus christ
you don't need a KEY PROJECTS and all of this bullshit
make a 'Skills & Attributes' header, and then bullet point all of these
you don't need to write "INTERESTS"
>I enjoy wide variety of genres Japanese animation, film, video games and American comic books"
what the fuck, is this a joke?
your interests should be in the first paragraph of your CV, too
man this CV is fucking garbage, is it 5 pages long? nobody is going to be this interested in you god damn it
Better advice than what the bitch at the placement office gave me
I'll take it onboard (though if you, maybe want to give it some TLC and dump it in a pastebin, I wouldn't object)
>video games have taught me the values of perseverance, logic, problem solving, the advantages and necessity of learning new strategies and when playing new games I must also learn new control schemes
CUT THIS OUT AAAAAA
>there are large and varied communities with whom I can communicate with and has developed strong interpersonal skills
>and has developed strong interpersonal skills
the entire thing needs correcting
for format it should go like this
E-mail (not something like niggerkiller1488atstormfront.org)
Personal statement, in bold
"I am a hard working faggot xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx more about you and why you're so great, 6 to 7 lines keep it nice and well-read"
Skills & Attributes [in bold]
(bullet point) attribute
(bullet point) skill
(bullet point) skill
(bullet point) attribute
Employment History, bold
(Name of company), (Role) - Location, Date Start and Finish
Bullet point of what you did
Bullet point of what else you did
Few more bullets, not too many though
Education and Qualifications
(Organisation) - Location, Date Start and End
(what qualification/s you got)
GCSE English - A (for example)
References - available upon request
Just heard some fat white slag say she's 'gagging for some paki cock' on the train
I bet she wanted dat (or two) exotic, uncircumcised NIGGAcock inside of her but then all of the refugees took turns and she still enjoyed it but didn't get over being such a slut so she claimed rape.