Normal Person Thread.

>>25908664
Woah, hey

you might not believe this but there is an entire board dedicated to you!

>>>/soc/

gosh I'm so jealous

>>>/soc/

6 times if I remember correctly. Last few times were really lazy though.

>>25908664
3? 5? something like that, not like a lot

>>25908684
/soc/ is hookups and cams, /r9k/ was a place for intelligent discussion without /b/ style memetrolling before the NEETs took over

>>25908750
>/r9k/ was a place for intelligent discussion
WAS

then it was deleted and brought back because the NEETs demanded it. It was brought back for robots, not you.

>>>/soc/

>normies only
>hentai
nice try, faggot

>normie thread
>posting weeb porn
You're so autistic you can't even fake being a normie on a russian fur trading forum

>>25908782
What if I'm not a robot?
>asking for a friend

slept with my ex 9 times in one day when she was visiting me. barely enjoyed for the last 4 or 5 but i still craved her. shes was hella sore the next day and we couldnt fuck for a few days

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>>25908664

holy shit this drawing is perfect. I wish I could draw like that. Name of the artist?

>>25908782

>It was brought back for robots

It was brought back as a containment board. Even on 4chan you're outcast

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>>25908664
5-6 times I think?

>>25908782
well i'm here now and i've always been here, sorry to interrupt your pity party

>>>/r9k/

>>25909113

wow you must have slept for a long time. Did you have trouble going to sleep at the end of the day?

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>>25908664
>No robots or wizards allowed.

>>>/trash/ & >>>/soc/

But nice bait thread. Got me to reply.

>>25908750
>actually believing r9k was intelligent
You must not have actually ever used it before.

I've had two girlfriends but never had sex with them. Am I a normie?

>>25908664
saved pic, bait thread did something good tonight, I'll give it a bump.

I'm not sure. Once went over to gf's house in the morning, left the bed like five times that day, then left at night. Hell, even when we were out of bed we fucked.

>>25908664

Whoever drew that shit failed their fucking anatomy class, desu senpai

>>25909131
lvlapple

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3 times, my 50 year old teacher, my girlfriend twice

It was my birthday, my teacher kys'd the falling day

Three I think. I actually don't like sex that much.

>>25908664
5 times with my current gf
and one day i had sex with 3 different girls, two between 1am-4am and then ex gf around 4pm, best day of my life for sure

>>25908782
Remember when denizens of r9k called themselves gentlemen?
Hiroshimoot should just nuke this place again

>>25908664
3 at most? i live with my bf and we usually do 1-2 a day on average

Go back to /soc/. You faggots cant even do a proper board takeover.

Every robot still shits on your fembot threads, blogdrama threads etc. You are never going to post here without being shitposted and you deserve it

>>25909947
Hiroshima should ban normieposting. BAM. No more femb8 threads and no more shitposting

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I kind of, take breaks, we cum, she cums. We take a 10 minute break here and there and sometimes we pick up sex for a bit then stop and watch anime together.

We spent a whole day in bed and I counted sex as 3. But it lasted all day do idk what to say about quantity since I'm not sure what qualifies.

But sex isn't a nirmie thing, I like talking to my girlfriend, she is the best!

I hope everyone has a person for them that makes them feel what I feel :3

>mfw barneyfag only browses /v/.

Twice. Probably my 3rd time having rememberable sex and the condom broke. Drove 30 min to CVS for plan B. Hit it when I got back

>>25908664
>that pic
>>>/mlp/

>>25908664
Four times. My ex had a pretty high libido, but it wasnt that great tho. She liked it rough, so after the fourth time my dick hurt. Guess its one of the reasons we're not together anymore.

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>>25908664
die you fucking barneyfag degenerate

>>25908664
I once had sex 10 times in one day

NORMIES EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

>>>/soc/

NORMIES EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

>>>/fa/

NORMIES EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

>>>/out/

NORMIES EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

>>>/fit/

NORMIES EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

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NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

THIS IS ORIGINAL TEXT, NIGGA

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGANIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGANIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

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>>25910709
and then you woke up
rwefdfresga

>>25910731
YOU FORGOT ONE BOARD!

NORMIES EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!

>>>/soc/

NORMIES EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!

>>>/fa/

NORMIES EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!

>>>/out/

NORMIES EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!

>>>/fit/

NORMIES EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!

>>>/trash/

NORMIES EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!

YOU FORGOT ONE BOARD!
>>25910731

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>>25908664
>>25908750

You're a robot who's role playing to piss off other robots.

What way do you have prove you're a "normal" person. All normal people I know have no idea this place exists beyond what I've told them. They won't and don't come here. They're busy with actual normal people lives.

I have more gfs than you

I have 12 gfs

I gonna crash the gf economy

Just 3 times with ex gf. I didn't have sex when I was a teenager so I never could test my limits.

I have had a lot of girls in the past but i'm not even a chav,i don't go to the gym,i'm not fit and most of the girls i've asked out rejected me,most of the girls i had asked me out.

Am i a normie?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qafe_FqKb88
FJDSKLF:DSJFkl;ds FUCKING NORMINES

10 in a 24 hour period with the wifey

chafing sucks bros

>>25908664

That pic is humanized pony porn, sorry anon. Left is cheerilee and right is big Mac