Why are femeanons so mean to other femeanons?
>tfw you reply to a girl saying you're a girl too and they ignore you but reply to their beta orbiters.
>tfw you reply to a girl saying you're a girl and they are super mean to you.
>tfw you say you're a girl and other girls start replying saying mean things to you.
Don't be so mean!
they're the same way IRL too. I haven't had an actual female friend since 3rd grade and it's not for lack of trying - women cannot seem to be happy for other women, they're constantly scheming and retarded.
I'm mean to girls to test them and see if they can handle the bantz and be my friend.
>tfw no bff
I have never met another female here I didn't hate because they tend to be like normal girls.
I pretend to be male at nearly all times.
One of the few times I talked to a femanon while she knew I was a girl, she called me a predator for liking small delicate men.
Well in your world anon, we just do these things because we're evil spiteful automatons.
We don't think or feel, we just act and consume, yoinked about by powers outside of our own imaginations.
You already knew that, so why enter the thread?
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD FEMBOT
OMG A GIRL WHAT A SLUT
SHE'S JUST TRYING TO STEAL THE ATTENTION FROM THE OTHER GUYSSSSS
THERE CAN'T BE TWO COOL/HOT/SMART GIRLS BECAUSE IT WILL TURN INTO A COMPETITION
I HAVE TO BE THE TOP DOG!
*passive aggressive intensifies*
-What every girl ever thinks when they meet another girl
Trust me, I know these things
for I too, am of the league of the vagineI feel ur pain m8
Women are their own natural enemy. All women have an insatiable craving for attention and must compete for it. They all show off their shit somehow whether it's instagram or going out to a club and showing their tits. If one gets a ton of attention others will attack her or attempt to steal the attention.
Meh but when guys do it, it's just stupid and makes them look like idiots, only dumb girls are attracted to that type of behavior. With girls they're all sneaky and fake and manipulative, and they'll still always have billions of friends. When guys act like that they usually can't keep friends for long, because of their attitude. Girls are in it for the long haul.
she really isn't that cute though you fucking weeaboo
Been lurking /cgl/
And jesus christ.
The amount of sharpshooting going on in there.
I have to admit as a manon my paranoia has a more benevolent projection. My depression over the best of all possible worlds is more troubling to deal with.
But with femanons, your character could get assassinated and not even know it just becuase you didnt put on your eyeliner correctly one day 5 years ago.
My 4th grade teacher said girls are like snipers when they deal with social conflict, vs boys who are like regular infantry.
My sis also had a shitty time in private school.
The amount of paranioa is probably enough to fill a lovecraftian book. Must stress you ladies out a lot. Maybe that'll change though with the shift in sexual social paradigms.
Don't reply saying you're a girl directly. It's unnecessary.
If you know that feel, say you know that feel. If you don't know that feel but sympathize, say so. If you have advice, give advice.
Generally speaking the arcanine grills have slightly more unspoken camaraderie than you seem to think.
>Must stress you ladies out a lot.
The kind of situation you describe only really applies to people who actively try to climb social ranks in hobby circles. In daily life there has been zero "sharpshooting" for me and I have only seen it happen internally among communities.
In some ways it's a way of policing a community. The group wants to ensure that they are as presentable externally as possible so they will police hobbyists who lack skill to make sure that they step their game up or leave. To be clear, this does not happen with every hobby and I'm not sure how to predict which hobbies will have it and which won't.
To learn new things and shoot the breeze, I value much of what robots have to say.
I don't like face to face interaction, and the freedom of anonymity.
Moreover, I like places where people do have outrageous opinions or contrary opinions to mine and discourse is encouraged.
You'd never believe me, but I want to improve myself as a thinker- this is integral to it.
>Moreover, I like places where people do have outrageous opinions or contrary opinions to mine and discourse is encouraged.
>You'd never believe me, but I want to improve myself as a thinker- this is integral to it.
Outrageous thinking this way:
Go away roastie.
>implying I didn't sage
Women are always coddled and tended to in every other area. When a woman enters a group, suddenly the whole dynamic changes. I want a male only space that isn't going to get invaded because it is a male only space, like video games, soccer or warhammer.
>went to game store the other day to see if they had any interesting new board games
>from floor to 7ft it's all warhammer shit
>twelve feet above floor are the board games
Fuck warhammer. God damn it.
Fine. Here is another example with a white girl.
I'm gonna need proof that you can actually add people to the supposed group.
how do i know that YOU'RE a girl?
we will video chat together and see each other at the same time, so you will get proof of me as I get proof of you. If you can't take the risk I understand, but we had men sneak in before and now this is our security.
No I would say it is better, if someone really wanted friends they'd just go be friends with other weird and autistic people, or they'd meet people online, I see people doing it all the time, you just have to have a likeable personality and common interests. The sooner you accept it's all a lie and the only thing standing in the way is you, the sooner you can start living for yourself and stop being a "muh waifu" sob story, or you can even just give up but do it on your own terms. It's all about perspective and who you are doing it for, trying to just live for girls and status is pathetic as fuck.
This, it's because they're all secretly worried they'll get their chad's stolen. It happens though, he has a short attention span and a unquenching thirst, not to mention he can still get pussy especially while still young, but he won't be young forever. Meanwhile the woman just wants one guy, and would be threatened should he want to leave.
post skype, I'll add you, we can video, and if you're a grill I'll add you to the chat
Not a boy. Closest I've ever come to being a boy was cutting my hair short as a kid and pretending I was mulan.
I know, it's incredible. They don't seem to carry the insults around as weight but they definitely seem to be easily influenced when they hear enough people all saying the same thing. Then again I can't be sure that they really are men. Could all be women pretending to be men.
How are men any different? Have you been to /ic/? /g/? There are a lot of boards that love to attack their posters that aren't full of girls. But I guess you don't notice it because they aren't.
>They don't seem to carry the insults around as weight
That's only because they hurl insults at us waaay to often, much more than girls. It's pretty fucking ironic, isn't it? We girls don't insult each other all the time and as a result robots notice it more when we actually do, and they think we're the mean ones.
Male banter is pretty toothless and it's really fucking weird that women don't get this.
I have a group of racist friends of different races and we chill every week for hours on Skype, just calling each other horrible slurs and being mean as fuck. Lots of direct personal insults about each other's backgrounds, life stories, directly insulting shit that we KNOW bothers the guy on some level (failing out of college etc.), and literally no one cares. There's no resentment or animosity. We all know it's toothless.
Women go for the teeth in eeeeverything. It's instantly detectable. That one time in a million that a male can't into banter, and he gets asspained right away and replies with full teeth in some douchy passive aggressive shit that makes everything awkward, that's all women, all the time.
It's amazing. Women as a gender literally just can't handle banter.
Actually, yes, pretty much.
Go compare /cgl/'s culture with /v/. Hell, date a woman for a while and listen to how she gets on with her coworkers. Every fucking week is a different soap opera of catty passive aggressive shit.
Sorry your gender evolved to be friendless in its endless competition to monopolize penises as resources.
>Hell, date a woman for a while
>he says this, while on /r9k/
I'll say it again. You're the one who is more sensitive to insults when it's a girl. Male "banter" is much more toxic. Almost as bad as "JUST A PRANK BRO" videos.
It hard to discern if the bantz are just ironic shit posting than genuine comments on most boards.
I wont deny that im projecting but /cgl/ the shitposting seems more geniune.
I think /cgl/ is the only board that might prominently identify as a female.
Male banter is why men can have actual friends and women can't.
35 straight minutes of horrendously embarrassing and ridiculing Vos and he doesn't for a second take it personally.
Men are friendship master race.
/cgl/ doesn't meanpost just because they're girls, they meanpost because they are part of extremely vicious and competitive hobbies. Men get competitive by shit talking the other teams too.
Take those people out of 4chan and out of their hobby zone and you usually get really sweet girls. I know lots.
>>It hard to discern if the bantz are just ironic shit posting than genuine comments on most boards.
Being told to kill yourself isn't meant to be taken literally, but it's not just idle shitposting either. It's 4chan's way of saying "fuck you" and males say it way too often the term's doesn't carry as much impact anymore.
>35 straight minutes of horrendously embarrassing and ridiculing Vos and he doesn't for a second take it personally.
>he doesn't for a second take it personally.
LMAO because that's how males are taught to handle it. Are you autistic?
It's satire but I'm sure you can see my point now.
This Onion article perfectly proves the point - mine, not yours. The fact that you can't tell what the joke is, i.e. that male bonding looks superficially like bullying to the point that it can be lampooned, but actually think it's about essential confusion between the two by men, clinches it.
I read that satire as a proud penis-owner and instantly see the joke. I laughed at:
>"See you next time, pussy,"
and immediately saw it in a friendly context. You saw pathology and evil in it because you're a woman and you take everything too personally.
Go change your tampon, this one's gone rotten.
>The fact that you can't tell what the joke is, i.e. that male bonding looks superficially like bullying to the point that it can be lampooned, but actually think it's about essential confusion between the two by men, clinches it.
Holy fucking shit. My sides. You know fully well the point the article was making. Keep twisting it around though.
I simply love it when males on /r9k/ who never actually fucking experienced this "banter" in real life tries to "educate" me on their "friendship". You want to call it "JUST A PRANK"? Go ahead, but a majority of people don't share the same opinion as you.
I'm sure you've already grasped the point of the onion article, but just so you will stop evading it and deliberately misinterpret things as something else to make it easier for you to "argue" I'll make things quite clear: the article states that the man himself is confused, not me. I don't give a shit how you claim you feel about male banter, but the fact remains the article is addressing an issue frequently experience by many males.
Look, I even googled the URL to get some external opinions and this leddit post came up: https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/3nrsx1/
Guess it looks like not all males think it's mere banter, eh?
Keep calling me a woman and stupid though, I'm sure as long as you hold the final reply you can rightfully feel victorious.
"Scare quotes" are not an "argument."
The joke of the Onion article is that a reasonable person uninitiated in banter would find banter confusing because it's seemingly so vicious.
>citing reddit to prove that men being pussies who can't handle banter is the norm
>literally citing Can'tHandleTheBanter.com
hahaha go back there please, you are a stupid woman
>hurr durr gb2reddit
Nothing says you're right but I don't want to admit it more than this. If you can address the point at had head on instead of dodging it over and over again, do so.
>Keep calling me a woman and stupid though, I'm sure as long as you hold the final reply you can rightfully feel victorious.
>hahaha go back there please, you are a stupid woman
el oh el
They tend to be extremely sportsmanlike in public and at gatherings where the competition is actually happening. There are rules to be observed and they understand that. /cgl/ occasionally has horror story threads to talk about those odd people who aren't kind or are straight up crazy. Sports kind of has the same thing where every once in a while you hear about a professional doing some insane shit.
The saltiness only happens on 4chan and, I'm given to understand, tumblr where people can be relatively anonymous.
>getting so flustered that your sentences are becoming incoherent and full of typos
>every single post has to contain some kind of memey look-how-not-mad-I-am shit like "HO HO HO EL OH JELLO HA HA M8 KEEP GOIN M8 ;) YOU'RE SOOO RIGHT HEHEH (NOT!!) :p"
Calm down! Your period will destroy us all!
Everytime I see these threads I see that a lot of people here talk with each other in some way and i can't have even this social relation
>still can't address the actual argument
>hurr durr typos
>hurr durr memes
Man, the desperation.
I'll stop posting so you can have the final reply and feel better about yourself. Bye bye.
>conversation ends with you mad as fuck and me not mad at all
>HURR DURR HURR DURR DURRR HURRRR <-- THIS IS YOU!! "HURRRRR" - A QUOTE BY YOU!! FUCK OFF I'M LEAVING THIS THREAD FOREVER >: (
Goodbye roastie. Thanks for literally proving my entire point that you take internet shit way too seriously.
PIZZA PEPPARONI SAUSAGE
FEMALE ROASTIE SHELLIES VS FAT AUTISTIC NIGGERS
ROASTIES GETS HER FEELINGS HURT BECAUSE OF MUH BANTZ AND RAGEQUITS
Woah man, 9 years? thats pretty hardcore.
Good thing you told us how long you've been here, now you have gained more respect than you had before you told us.
>been on 4chan for a decade now
>have always, always pretended to be male unless I'm directly asked and it's relevant to the conversation
>even then still sometimes lie just so the conversation doesn't get derailed
>talk to a few people on skype over the years
>everyone that turned out to be a woman almost immediately dropped contact without me doing anything bad or mean to them
>guys kept me on their list only as long as they thought I was a male or a single female, as soon as they found out I had a boyfriend or was uninterested in a relationship they dropped me
and yet, I met my best friend through livestream. she's female, slightly younger than me, but one of the nicest and most accepting people I've ever met. it's obvious that women are capable of being kind to one another, it's just the environment that 4chan breeds that leads to such uncomfortable interaction. that and anonymity tends to bring out the worst in people of both genders.
>perfectly reasonable post, absolutely no vitriol whatsoever, have never done anything to you in my life
>you respond by being an enormous asshole
You understand that you're the one being a cunt, right? I've never done anything to you, you're projecting the behavior of women who have wronged you in the past onto over 50% of the population. That sort of behavior is completely irrational.
I keep a lot of hopes in my penis though.
It hard for me to overcome this,and that realistically hopes should be kept in the mind the hands or the feet. Never the dick or the heart. Becuase ones pathetically volitile and the other one is crumbling away into nothingness.