>thighs too hairy
>could never look like pic related
Why even life ;_;
>falling for the fit women are more attractive bullshit
Look at you, now look at the equine you desire as a gf, now look at any random rapper, now look at the big tits big ass actually female looking bitches around them
You done goofed
You do realize that pantyhose and tights exist, right? Just shave your legs and wear skin colored pantyhose like Catherine Bach did in Dukes of Hazard. People lusted over her legs and she just wore flesh colored pantyhose trough the whole show.
You're as pretty as you want to be. And it's really true, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Somewhere, there is someone who thinks you are the most beautiful creature on the planet and they can't possibly fathom an existence without you. I know, sounds cheesy right? It's true though.
this is some next level trolling