Wrapped up in a duvet edition
lads all I had to eat today was biscuits and peanut butter. i feel like i'm going to throw up. might have to go to the corner shop to get something to drink and clear my stomach. maybe some food too. what will help?
>yesterday evening I asked my dad if he wanted me to shopping while he was at work
>tells me it's okay and he'll go after work
>he gets back from work today and tells me he couldn't be bothered going shopping and I can just go later if I want
>15 minutes after I've got out of the shower it starts raining like the end times
Fuck you dad, I can see why mum left you.
Waifu posted senpai.
I should really find some more pictures of her desu.
>tfw can only listen to music on headphons because chavs next door play DJ Bass Drum at room shaking volume all day so I can't hear my music over it
How many do you have senpai? I have almost 200.
No, my dad's very much literate. However, he does seem to think bacon sandwiches are a suitable replacement for every other thing anyone might ought to eat, thus his reluctance to go shopping until the salty pig meat has run out.
>live 5 mins next to a popular burger shop, a butcher, tesco and a middle eastern grocery store
>buy meats and vegs for dirt cheap
>grab a burger if i'm lazy and dont want to cook
>go to tesco to buy shitty drinks and candy
Why be so cynical?
Why be so salty?
Did you not get enough attention as a child?
Why would you think he was lying?
What's wrong with you?
Why can't you function like a normal human?
How did your parents let this happen to you?
Is it your fault?
Is it a genetic defect?
I'm curious anon, please share you miserable story that you call an excuse for a life
My chav neighbors moved out of the council house next door, could always hear their kid shouting and them fucking, I could go to 8+ but I don't really like music that loud
Need to go to co-op to get some spice mix for my burritos but it's cold and dark, too much effort just for some spice mix though, might go up after I've had a pot noodle and have some energy
I am proper jelly mate
I live 20 minutes away from Tesco then there is a bunch of dirty take aways next door and that's basically it. It's also a really dangerous place to walk too.
I hate being poor and living in a council estate.
>tfw had a successful interview for an actual non-shit decent-paying job
>tfw it would require 2 hours of travelling every day to get to
>tfw only applied to it by accident
>tfw I'd have to save up to move or buy (and fucking insure) a car
I'm here anon, ask away
>mad as fuck because he's doing nothing with his life
If I was going to lie about something, I wouldn't pick something that literally anyone here could do
Get some proper bacon from a butchers.
Don't quit your day job mate
>being this paranoid
Haha, holy shit
How are you lads spending your Friday night?
>sitting here in a blanket
>Might order a kebab
Got cucked into buying Dying Light because a cute girl wants to play coop, it's pretty fun though
I just feel embarrased for you, what have you done with your life that makes you think that travelling to a foreign country and having fun for nearly a year is somehow worse that sitting in your cold , dark room wanking in front of the glow of your monitor while you argue with an anonymous person on a mongolian puppet image forum?
>have a wank to porn through speakers
>go down to get pot noodle
>mfw not actually home alone
>mfw it was
Okay so I've been thinking about it a lot more and am quite keen on it however there's a few things apart from muhh social anxiety that might be a problem
Did you have your own room? If so could you listen to music at night for example
Fuck sharing a room with others as I like to listen to music on a low-level while I sleep
How was the food? Was it all just Chinese?
I basically live off pasta, pizza and chicken wings atm and am a pretty fussy eater.
Pretty sure I'd just starve out there
How slow was the internet? Are we talking dial up speeds or 2 or 3mb/s?
Could you tell me what an standard/average day was like in the 11 months you spent there
For example what time you got up, what time you spent with the kids, leisure time etc
our country is fucking shit, the lower classes are sub human hooligan scum which need to be exterminated, the middle classes are brainwashed and antisocial and the upper classes are posh prudes
i wish someone would put us out of our fucking misery
Working on some long overdue articles for an exhibition, catching up on some music I downloaded ages ago and still haven't listened to and drinking tea.
Going to make some food in a bit, tuna steaks, brown rice and carrots, about as healthy as I get at the moment, it's a start though. Pretty tasty too.
Wish I had some booze, but got none left.
>Are we talking dial up speeds or 2 or 3mb/s?
Not him but I went to china for a bit and it was dial up speed for english sites. I'm talking not even being able to load english sites without it taking 5 minutes. Chinese sites would work faster but not helpful if you can't read the language.
Not sure if I'm on the same page. Peanut butter and bacon sandwich, or different? My college sometime has what I mentioned, they're not as bad as you would think.
>inb4 burgerland/amerifat (which is true)
On the train tbqh lads, there's a qt on the otherside of my seat, she smells nice
>Did you have your own room?
No, you share with at least one other person. The max is 4 people to one room.
>How was the food? Was it all Chinese?
The free food they gave me was very nice, it was all chinese but very good which is part of the reason why I lasted so long on my small budget. If you want western food like pizzas and burgers you need to go to the nearby town which is only 5-10 mins on the bus, it's in walking distance if you would prefer that.
>How slow was the internet?
Probably about 2mb/s but it's slow to connect to western websites, probably something to do with the firewall
>got up at about 10am
>had a shower
Then it really depended what the weather was like, I'd either go for a wander around and read/watch an anime on my tablet, hang out with the other volunteers, make a trip to town, basically most things you could do in England except with piss slow internet
>have lunch at about 1ish either in town or back at the school
>evening the students would arrive at about 5pm
>mix of kids and young adults
>2 sometimes 3 hours listening to the students speak and correcting their grammar and pronunciation
>correct their spelling mistakes
>afterwards some of the kids would want to play football or nignoghoop so you could plah with them
>drink beer, chill out
>go to bed whenever
There was lots to do in the nearby town, it's a very tourist friendly place
>No, you share with at least one other person. The max is 4 people to one room.
The rest sounds great though, what were the other volunteers like? I know its a vague question sorry
How long would you play football with them? That sounds really comfy
They looked cute and I asked if she could take her boots off, she just looked at me in disgust, made a scene and moved to the other carriage
The other volunteers were fine. For a couple of weeks there was a Californian girl there and the sound of her voice infuriated me, she just had that typical Stacey voice. Also she spoke with an upward inflection so everything she said sounded like she was asking you a question
>oh my god I went to the town yesterday?
>and I like, saw this guy?
>and he was like, riding his motorcycle?
>but he was like, carrying all these things on his back?
I'd avoid the cunt like the plague. She was a nice person, just extremely annoying.
It was mostly Scandinavian people who only really spoke when spoken to but if you wanted to have a conversation with one it wasn't difficult to get them talking for a while.
The kids would play for a couple of hours before heading home, you could join in or stop at anh time. It was fun but I never really played nignoghoop much because I'm terrible at it, preferred football
>asked if she could take her boots off
Teaching English in Japan (JET).
Said I preferred dogs to cats when they asked, was so nervous I didn't understand half the questions so had to have them repeated to which the final response was "no, that's okay. I think we've got enough now" only 10 minutes in. Forgot to mention the part about what I could do for Japan and just said why I wanted to do it, said I wouldn't tolerate rowdy kids and would send them outside (apparently not a good thing from the looks I got from the pair of them).
Just a complete mess. After the interview I was just escorted out of the embassy, not back into the room with the other candidates where they were chatting with former JET participants. I'm ashamed.
Looks like getting past the Google spam filter will be harder than I thought
It's okay to have "google" in your subject but you can't steal their code for the template of your email
Haven't checked if you can have gmail/google in your name yet though
>chavs have set up an encampment in the tree at the bottom of my garden
Might get my windows bricked tonight lads. My mum confronted them when they lit a fire so they're going to be out for revenga now.
Nothing really, I only realised what had happened after it had happened. The escort walked me back to the reception and when I was signing out I saw the guys that got there before me were still in there, despite mine being the last interview. They were still watching the video and chatting with the previous participants after their interview.
I feel like they really mugged me off, you know how bouncers sometimes say 'please step over here mate so we can talk' and just leave you? That's what happened and I fell for it.
Not sure exactly what upset them, maybe the fact that I said the Japanese aren't very open with their feelings and that may cause tension between my and the teacher I was assisting.
Evening chaps, how are we all?
He probably is avoiding you because of something you did, or something's wrong with them. They might be testing you to see if you're going to say hi to them first
>message from recruiter about a job I want yesterday afternoon
>call them back in my lunch break today
>"hes on his lunch break"
>"everyone's at lunch
>"Shall I get him to call you back afterward"
I am getting really fucking annoyed with retards who don't know what an email is. Looks like I'll have to try again on Monday and hope none of them are hungry
>I was just honest mate, I'm a brit - we will not be slaves and all that.
That doesn't mean you practically insult them, you've gotta remember they were imperialists too. They're probably quite jealous of us lad
>and would send them outside
Not allowed to do that in Japan.
You're not missing anything anyway. No whitey actually teaches English to these kids. You'll be partnered with a Jap who does all of the actual teaching. You're nothing more than a circus monkey acting out the words "cry" and "laugh" and other pointless shit that doesn't actually help anyone learn anything. You're also mainly there as a white face so the school can shill to ignorant 30 year old nip women that they have a native English speaker so they should totally send their kids there to become fluent English speakers.
Wanna watch some porn on an ipad that is mine, but given to me by work.
How do I know if they know what I'm doing?
It's connected to their systems it seems as I can find everbyody's contact details and all my files etc
Fucking 1 degree C outside but I have to go for a run. Even if I become /fit/ i will still be an autistic cunt with no desire to waste time on a gf; why even bother.
Because you want to be the best possible version of yourself that you can be, also when you're truly /fit/ you will gain a lot of confidence, don't give up mate.
>we're all gonna make it
How long have you been running?
At a certain point, you have to enjoy it. If you've been running for over six months and it still hasn't turned into something you enjoy, then you're fucked.
That is a shame lad
kek always makes me laugh
I've taken it 3 or 4 times already, first time I took two tabs and it wasn't that bad. Dunno if I'm in the right mindset for it tonight though but we'll find out.
I never once said I was anxious and paranoid mate, I'm a bit upset but I seen it coming. I have benzos though, bought them off the web a while ago so I'll keep them at hand just in case.
he's the 3rd worst actor on the show apart from Les Dennis and Shane Ward
>is there even a show there that has a male cast member?
Yeah he's working in the cafe. I'd throw up if I had to eat food that mong had handled. Also Emily's gone pal, they shipped her off to Peru to work with Spider doing charity.
At least Devs funny
>tfw your mum comments on how ripped you've gotten over the past few months
Working in the morning. Just put some chicken nuggets and chips in the oven. Eating like a king.
Last day of work tomorrow. Gonna be easy as fuck and I'll be able to chill all day.
And I stand by mine
You're worse than the people who look at a picture of a cat and assume the cat is "happy" or "sad" despite it looking the exact fucking same as usual
Pure projection. Lot of mongs do it with animals.
>When are you going to get a girlfriend?
>When am I going to get a grandchild ?
>Why dont you want to settle down ?
>You have a good job, girls like that havnt you told anyone ?
>When are you going to stop playing silly games about swords and monsters anon and get a grilfreind
>You should speak to some girls when you go to college
>Its Friday why dont you go to town tonight, you might meet some girls anon
>do you want me to take you out and introduce you to some girls ?
>what haapped to that girl you where speaking to ? ( "that was last year mum" )
>your sister is speaking to boys why arnt you speaking to girls ?
>you should go on Facebook and speak to people you might find a girl you like
This is my mother, this is what she says to me week in , week out. literally that is all she say she just tweaks the sentence everynow and again
Why won't my mum understand that I have no intention of searching for love or affection and just let me play diablo and drink on my own ? Its seriously annoying me lads
>VHS are like fucking ancient artifacts
>he doesn't know
Holy shit you deluded cunt, not sure if trolling or just stupid
>what in animal instinct
>why is there only one male 'protector' in a tribe
>how rivals does the average males have to defend his pride from in a lifetime
Both males and females can defend the pride against intruders, but the male lion is better-suited for this purpose due to its stockier, more powerful build. Some individuals consistently lead the defence against intruders, while others lag behind. Lions tend to assume specific roles in the pride. Those lagging behind may provide other valuable services to the group. An alternative hypothesis is that there is some reward associated with being a leader who fends off intruders, and the rank of lionesses in the pride is reflected in these responses. The male or males associated with the pride must defend their relationship to the pride from outside males who attempt to take over their relationship with the pride.
Bet you've never even seen a wild lion in your life, pleb
Certain VHS tapes are actually worth a lot, but it's the really uncommon pre-certificate stuff that barely anybody had in the first place.
A pre-cert copy of something like The Devil Hunter is worth nearly a grand.
Not all of them are like that. The problem is, during Mao's reforms to move people from the countryside to the city, they brought their dumb fucking peasant attitudes with them.
There's plenty of normal Chinese people but since there's like 1.3 billion of the fuckers living there, just 10% of them totals to more than the entire population of the UK. Can you imagine? If 10% of the Chinese are horrible cunts, that's like everyone you've ever encountered in the UK being a horrible cunt.
>got no weed
>don't get paid until 21st
I guess codeine will have to do, eh?
Explain how a lion, that has evolved in places that have never seen snow or gooks, would ever think of snowballs as "being attacked"
You can't, without once again projecting your feelings onto them
You can get pure codeine tabs but they're harder to get than something like co-codamols.
>Crush up the pills to a really fine dust, or just empty the pills out into a glass
>fill with lukewarm water and stir very well
>pop in the freezer for 30-45 minutes until very cold
>don't let it freeze or you're fucked
>place a coffee filter over another glass
>don't squeeze or try to rush it as it will release a lot of paracetamol into water
>add juice to taste
I've seen people use paper towels. Don't know how well they work but coffee filters work very well and they're cheap as fuck.
Been thinking about getting a pax for a while now. Would be really convenient for out and about. Do you find you use more weed?
>coffee filters work very well and they're cheap as fuck.
Have them from another project so thanks muchly senpai, will be giving it a whirl, got some 30/500 cocodamols to use so results should be good, any idea how many pills I should start off with?
>then you're probably a legit psychopath
Oh look, you did what I blamed you for doing.
>and there's no point continuing this debate because you'll never understand
Translation: I have no argument
Thanks for playing
> Do you find you use more weed?
Quite the opposite, I use insanely less than when I used to smoke with a pipe.
I'm still on a quarter that I bought sometime last summer, vaping everyday from 6pm-11pm.
I think I'm incredibly sensitive to THC, though, a trench can last me a couple of days.
Daisy or Daisy's sister, anons?
You can only have one.
I guess there were about 40 CDs and maybe 10/15 DVDs? The DVDs were worth loads of average. I split them through two companies to make more cash, these are from Music Magpie
And these were from a website called Zapper.
I think I'll be alright
Depends on your tolerance. I know people who will be spaced out from 60 mg lol.
I personally take 200-250mg to get me where I need to be. Any less is just a waste for me.
Thanks. Probably gonna drop some cash on one then. I go through tons of weed when using my bong or pipe. Plus it's a lot healthier. I sometimes get a little chesty in the morning because of the smoke.
muh rey rey
>Oh look, you did what I blamed you for doing.
>Translation: I have no argument
As I said you won't understand, so there's no point
Now stop shitting up the thread.
"Thanks for playing"
I take two of them and sometimes I'm comfy, not always though. Had a car crash a while back so have an infinite prescribed source of them now, will play about , won't lie 250mg sounds like a lot.
You used psychopathy as an "argument". In order to do that, you would have to on some level assume the psychology of a regular human is even remotely related to the psychology of a lion in a cage with snowballs being thrown at them by gooks. This, like I've said 50 fucking times and you STILL keep doing it, is projecting your human emotions on to animals
>As I said you won't understand, so there's no point
Translation: I have no argument
>Now stop shitting up the thread.
Translation: I have no argument, but I want the last word, so please fuck off so I can "win"
It's not too bad. If you weren't cwe them then it's bad because of all the paracetamol.
Plus I'm not one of these people who blasts 300mg 3 times a day. Maybe once a day a few times a week when I'm off work and just want to chill the fuck out.
I bet you're the kind of lad that used to torture your neighbours cat too aren't ya bud, bless
There is no last word to be had, you are wrong, simple as that, if you can't accept it, I'm sorry but that's not my problem
Translation: Stop shitting up the thread
What weights would one have to lift to get this big?
I don't want to waste my time on heavy weights if its.managable on 10kg
Lads I gave up booze since boxing day but I could fucking murder a drink right now. What can I replace alcohol with? It can't be weed as I get fucking drug tested at work. Help guys
I'm not far off and don't even lift. He's a bit more defined.
Brilliant idea lad it's starting to kick in now
Are you tested for prescription meds?
>Crush up the cocodamol pills to a really fine dust, or just empty the pills out into a glass
>fill with lukewarm water and stir very well
>pop in the freezer for 30-45 minutes until very cold
>don't let it freeze or you're fucked
>place a coffee filter over another glass
>don't squeeze or try to rush it as it will release a lot of paracetamol into water
>add juice to taste
>co-worker at the amusement park reported poleaboo for being a peadophile
>police officer comes around at work the next day telling him someone has made a complaint but they've found no proof
>the police officer is firmly on poleaboos side and apologises for this cruel prank that's been pulled on him
>tfw that same copper saw Poleaboo in the holding cells 2 months later
That stupid nigger bitch crying because he's out on bail
Shouldn't even been arrested in first fucking place. And going to his work place to get him fired. Fucking white knighting cunts. Exactly what the feminists do on twitter.
>Reading the thread
>the guy justifying abusing animals because they haven't evolved with abuse so don't know what it is
Is there any chance Poleaboo will go to jail from his trial? What if we somehow let them know about his continued internet activity and phishing scams? I really want him to go to prison.
Poleaboo is glad to see someone in this thread is on his side. It's just like how that Polish girl got poleaboo fired from two jobs.
Nah, it was only a second through that eye window but I saw the disgust and disappointment
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
I just gave up arguing with him desu
Because you had no argument. And if you think it was in any way related to "justifying animal abuse" rather than calling you retarded for projecting onto them, you're even more idiotic than I originally thought
Except I'm whiter than you? So you're just assuming shit without evidence
Where as you've clearly demonstrated you're a white knighting fucktard who thinks its a good think to defend cunts
I eat a lot of fat plus a lot of rice and chicken but does nothing for my muscles
>if you think it was in any way related to "only humans are sentient beings" rather than calling you retarded for projecting onto them, you're even more idiotic than I originally thought
You're top skelly there lad, I take back all sarcasm about getting as big as your op, you've got a mission on your hands
are your forearms the same size as your biceps?!
Harsh but I keked
Only good song on this is 'Dry'
In my PJ's, listening to PJ.
You need to wolf down 5 meals a day for 3 months and lift.
I'm not talking about a crumb of mash and a crumb of chicken. At least 3 chicken breasts, cups worth of greens and some rice.
Met Police have released CCTV of the moment when a woman tries to stab a fifteen year old boy on a bus in lambeth
Teenager was attacked by a woman on a 133 bus in Brixton, south London
Grandmother managed to disarm the suspect before she left the bus
Met Police said the schoolboy suffered a slash wound to his stomach
Police have released footage of the incident as they hunt the suspect
South Asians account for 7% of the total population, but are responsible for 33% of rape crime. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/02/world/in-torrent-of-rapes-in-britain-an-uncomfortable-focus-on-race-and-ethnicity.html?_r=0
Oh for the love of fuck, it's friday. Let us of a comfy thread today.
>7% committing 33% of rapes.
Pakis are the cause of a stupidly disproportionate amount of sexual attacks. They were (probably still are) raping white girls on an industrial scale
>Get on bus
>On way home after helping nan with shopping
>Looking forward to playing some DOTA with friends
>Get stabbed by Muslim with 8 inch Knife
Such is life in multicultural Britain
>7% committing 33% of all rapes isn't stupidly disproportionate
> 100% of baby rapists/pedophiles Are white
The girls those Pakistani gangs raped all over the country were all underage.
Imran Khan, of Accrington, was jailed for life after grabbing the six-year-old girl up from a Burnley street and later dumped her in a wheelie bin.
You're very defensive. Got something to hide, Iqbal?
>See bag on the couch and a note
>''Anon I got some clothes for you when I was out - Mum''
>It's a pair of trackies and a hoodie
They're pretty comfy desu.
One of my mates is a bumder. His mum signed him up to e-harmony, filled out his profile, uploaded his pics and everything to try and find him a girlfriend because she doesn't want him being a puff
Quite funny actually.
>The girls those Pakistani gangs raped all over the country were all underage.
Yeah, fucking 13 year olds for a pack of fags (the price white girls put their virginity at) is the same as raping actual babies
>The group, who lived at addresses across England, raped and assaulted three children - a baby, a toddler and a young child - between 2013 and 2014.
>Bristol Crown Court heard the men groomed families to get to children, in one case targeting a pregnant woman in order to abuse her baby after its birth
He just doesn't like to admit his warped views are wrong, kinda funny really
>its not possible more than one person disagrees with my retarded views
Editing pictures on my fucking tablet?
Jesus Christ mate you really are pathetic
>the last word
Yeah I'm not a fucking autist, I don't feel the need the get 'the last word' hence why I stopped replying to you earlier spastic
>Yeah I'm not a fucking autist, I don't feel the need the get 'the last word' hence why I stopped replying to you earlier spastic
>continually comes back to reply
You've even lost this argument now
Sarcasm is the true sign you've got nothing left to say
Thanks for playing
Even if this was bait, the whole conversation shitted up half the topic and got a billion replies
So it would be a successful bait.
Don't be like the kid here. Use your actual brain
>It strikes me as passing odd that an entire continent would throw their daughters/sisters to the wolves in the name of...what? Liberalism
A..at least nobody can label me a r...racist.
>fucking 13 year olds for a pack of fags (the price white girls put their virginity at) is the same as raping actual babies
This attitude actually tolerated
>And yet most rapists are still white
Of course, because only white men can actually commit rape. If you define "rape" as "making a woman feel uncomfortable"
If a muslim literally does rape someone, then well, it doesn't matter, they just didn't know any better.
>posts swathes of evidence
Anyhow you're that Jamaican Muslim lad from the other thread who literally confirmed Islam says it is okay to rape as long as the girls are dressed in a western fashion.
Barbaric ideology desu.
danger mouses partner.
now its an insult against short fat people with glasses. we had a penfold at school.
yea because the op image really decides whose going to post in the thread.
>LA LA LA I'm not listening go back to /pol/
^ The only argument in defence of multiculturalism that I ever see.
That said... I really like kebabs, so I'm against the mass deportation of all pakis.
I don't browse /pol/. As much as I dislike to admit it, I have encountered/seen enough attitudes like this >>25774274
both in real life and on other popular internet forums to realise that my previous views on multiculturalism were somewhat naive.
>Asians are 7% of the population
>despite being such a lowly percentage of the population manage to commit over 33% of rape crime
>Muhammed over here is too thick to understand this is a bad thing
I can see why you went for such a backwards religion, what with your IQ floating somewhere in the 70s.
Can't we just get along? Everyone knows shitskins are ruining this country. It goes without saying that Islam has no place in Britain. When Uncle Nigel gets elected we won't have to worry about this shit anymore, and we'll all get along. It's Friday night, we're all alone, and we need each other.
Can we just all get along?
except for the pakis and niggers
You need a disability. Depression isn't enough. Anxiety is a good one, where you're too anxious to leave the house etc. Although you'll need a family member to help you, as you 'won't' be able to leave the house.
Start off by having a family member call your gp and say you're really anxious and shit. Can't leave the house, can't talk over the phone etc. Keep doing it and eventually a doctor will make a home visit. Then he'll give you some pills blah blah blah, you'll be on esa in no time.
>Are you denying white British girls will fuck you for a pack of fags?
Yes, of course I am.. This statement just confirms that you have nothing but contempt towards white British people.
Do you regularly go around offering young girls cigarettes in exchange for sex or something? You're coming across as extremely creepy.
Need her bust size lads.
small, medium or large?
I second making this thread more comfy.
I got some tea and shortbread and listening to some of my favourite music from the 90s. All whilst wearing a big dressing gown and sat next to the fan heater. Rather comfy indeed.
You views of white British women are nothing but contemptuous. They also explain why you people commit such a stupidly disproportionate amount of rape.
To think I used to tell people to fuck off back to /pol/ this time last year
>To think I used to tell people to fuck off back to /pol/ this time last year
I used to be full on 'dude it's like everyone's just people man we need multiculturalism and there shouldn't be any borders'
Then I started seeing what Islam is all about and now I'm like fug can we put the genie back in the bottle please.
Japanese gardens make me comfy. The neatness is calming.
>Are you into chillout stuff like Morcheeba and Zero 7?
Afraid not mate. I'm currently listening to alt rock and riot grrl stuff. Might check out who you listened to, broadening horizons and what not.
Lads, what's wrong with me?
I feel sexual attraction to people. Tits give me boners. I wank to pornography and have a great time. But when it comes to the idea of actual sex, I feel no desire for that whatsoever. I don't want to have sex with people. Do I wank too much? Is it an intimacy thing? Is it a low-libido thing?
I can be aware of the impending fall of western civilization at the hands of Islam, while being comfy at this time in this thread.
Worrying about things I can't do anything about isn't helpful. and no posting on 4chan isn't 'doing something about it', it just makes you feel like you're doing something.
Wank less and find a girl you're attracted to.
If you like a girl, your dick will turn hard but the problem is finding a girl like that and forcing you to talk to her and all that. You're desensitized.
I'm the same like you except when I act normie and talk to nice girls who act nice to me, I feel my dick grow rock hard like it used to when I was a kid.
It's a combination of fapping too much and not having a GF to feel attached to.
>Do you know anyone that would be your wedding best man
>could you be someone's best man?
I don't even know what a best man is supposed to do. Fortunately for me I don't have any friends so I don't see this becoming an issue.
>tfw my name is actually iqbal
sh-should i leave?
Make a faux-meaningful speech about the power of love and the strength of their relationship, basically make everything seem great even if it isn't
I have one friend who I don't like, what do you want from me?
>Make a faux-meaningful speech about the power of love and the strength of their relationship, basically make everything seem great even if it isn't
No you just tell an embarrassing story involving the Groom. That's literally it.
I used to be not as normal as I am, lost my virginity at 26. I have a lot of empathy for robot bros, so I come here sometimes to tell them to jus b urself.
Pick a name, pick a place, chances are I've had the means to be there.
Pick a date, pick a time, I got it from a friend of mine, the ability to
>make status on fagbook commenting on 'music moguls' on BBC 4
>complain about not covering certain things
>gets a few likes and a comment backing me up
>remember I hadn't watched first half hour of episode
>change privacy setting to 'only me' cos feel stupid deleting it
No one has messaged me yet but feeling pretty worried. Why do I post there mates?
Lying isn't a great idea m8.
That said I have been vague and embelished things on my CV to cover for periods of unemployment.
Remember you don't actually have to put any dates on your CV, you can just put a list of previous jobs. They'll ask but you can handwave some bullshit to cover it, like 'I went traveling' or whatever.