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Wrapped up in a duvet edition
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1st for rentcucks BTFO
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Feel free to post why foo
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is the lad who taught english in china around?

got a couple of questions
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Poleaboo is playing Hearthstone
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lads all I had to eat today was biscuits and peanut butter. i feel like i'm going to throw up. might have to go to the corner shop to get something to drink and clear my stomach. maybe some food too. what will help?
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>>25768834
You're him trying to instigate conversation about yourself.

No one gives a shit about your fake stories.
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>>25768869
>mfw Angryanon is being angry
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>yesterday evening I asked my dad if he wanted me to shopping while he was at work
>tells me it's okay and he'll go after work
>he gets back from work today and tells me he couldn't be bothered going shopping and I can just go later if I want
>15 minutes after I've got out of the shower it starts raining like the end times

Fuck you dad, I can see why mum left you.
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>>25768829
Happy upcoming weekend to all.
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>tfw home alone and turn music up from 6 to 7
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>>25768829

Waifu posted senpai.

I should really find some more pictures of her desu.
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>>25768900
Are you the lad whose dad is illiterate and you BTFO him the other day after he wouldn't let you borrow the car?
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>>25768843
Get a kebab down you, pronto.
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>>25768922
>tfw can only listen to music on headphons because chavs next door play DJ Bass Drum at room shaking volume all day so I can't hear my music over it
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>>25768843
Get some KA from the corner shop

Man I wish I lived near a shop. Would love to be able to go outside and get some KA.
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>>25768933
How many do you have senpai? I have almost 200.
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>>25768941

No, my dad's very much literate. However, he does seem to think bacon sandwiches are a suitable replacement for every other thing anyone might ought to eat, thus his reluctance to go shopping until the salty pig meat has run out.
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>>25768994
>he does seem to think bacon sandwiches are a suitable replacement for every other thing anyone might ought to eat

Are you telling me they're not?
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>>25768979
>live 5 mins next to a popular burger shop, a butcher, tesco and a middle eastern grocery store
>buy meats and vegs for dirt cheap
>grab a burger if i'm lazy and dont want to cook
>go to tesco to buy shitty drinks and candy

Life's good
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>>25768869
Why be so cynical?
Why be so salty?
Did you not get enough attention as a child?
Why would you think he was lying?
What's wrong with you?
Why can't you function like a normal human?
How did your parents let this happen to you?
Is it your fault?
Is it a genetic defect?

I'm curious anon, please share you miserable story that you call an excuse for a life
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>>25768964
My chav neighbors moved out of the council house next door, could always hear their kid shouting and them fucking, I could go to 8+ but I don't really like music that loud
Need to go to co-op to get some spice mix for my burritos but it's cold and dark, too much effort just for some spice mix though, might go up after I've had a pot noodle and have some energy
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>>25768979
KA? What's that?
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>>25768869
booty
bothered
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>>25769021
I am proper jelly mate

I live 20 minutes away from Tesco then there is a bunch of dirty take aways next door and that's basically it. It's also a really dangerous place to walk too.

I hate being poor and living in a council estate.
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>tfw had a successful interview for an actual non-shit decent-paying job
>tfw it would require 2 hours of travelling every day to get to
>tfw only applied to it by accident
>tfw I'd have to save up to move or buy (and fucking insure) a car
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>>25769009

Yes, I am.

It's just cheap, salty, shit and it's only the food industry's desire to exploit the dumb animal part of your brain that has led you to believe otherwise.
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Going to a party tonight with a girl I like and who used to like me, not sure if she still does though, probably not after 3 years. Anyways I'm super nervous
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>>25769026
>>25769083
Nice samefag, very subtle
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>>25769071
Best fizzy pop ever
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>>25768834
I'm here anon, ask away

>>25768869
>mad as fuck because he's doing nothing with his life
If I was going to lie about something, I wouldn't pick something that literally anyone here could do
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>>25769104
Get some proper bacon from a butchers.
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>>25769113
Don't quit your day job mate
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>>25769104
>It's just cheap, salty, shit and it's only the food industry's desire to exploit the dumb animal part of your brain that has led you to believe otherwise.

t Abdul Islamabad
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>>25769164
>>25769145
>That gap between posts
You need practice
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>>25769071
https://youtu.be/HXy0Vzp9asg
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>>25769186
>being this paranoid
Haha, holy shit
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>>25769145
>Anime image
You fucking weebs always taking these shit engrish jobs to go to 'glorious' Asia. Shaking my head son, shaking it like a dog.
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How are you lads spending your Friday night?
>sitting here in a blanket
>watching stargate
>Might order a kebab
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>>25769244
Better than sitting at home wanking to hentai all day
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>>25769245
I'm staying in, because I went to the pub last night anyway.

It was bloody cold, I have no desire to leave the house.
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>>25769255
You do know the cure to porn addiction isn't taking a job in the shithole that's China right?
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Got cucked into buying Dying Light because a cute girl wants to play coop, it's pretty fun though
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>>25769283
You are a very negative person. Why is this?
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>>25769244
>>25769283
I just feel embarrased for you, what have you done with your life that makes you think that travelling to a foreign country and having fun for nearly a year is somehow worse that sitting in your cold , dark room wanking in front of the glow of your monitor while you argue with an anonymous person on a mongolian puppet image forum?
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>>25769360
Fuck off normie shit

Why do you even post here?
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>>25769360
Whole lot of projection there lad. Good for you getting out there and all but not everyone is living in the little hell you were before going.
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>have a wank to porn through speakers
>go down to get pot noodle
>mfw not actually home alone
>mfw it was scat porn
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>>25769360
i actually have a laptop
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>>25769374
It's like I'm at the zoo banging on the window of the fucking chimp enclosure.

>bang bang bang
>REEEEE NORMIE
>bang bang bang
>REEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE, REEEEE REEEE
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Going back on the dole Monday, lads.

Been off for 2-3 years as well.

Don't know how to feel.
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>>25769145
Okay so I've been thinking about it a lot more and am quite keen on it however there's a few things apart from muhh social anxiety that might be a problem

Did you have your own room? If so could you listen to music at night for example

Fuck sharing a room with others as I like to listen to music on a low-level while I sleep

How was the food? Was it all just Chinese?

I basically live off pasta, pizza and chicken wings atm and am a pretty fussy eater.

Pretty sure I'd just starve out there

How slow was the internet? Are we talking dial up speeds or 2 or 3mb/s?

Could you tell me what an standard/average day was like in the 11 months you spent there

For example what time you got up, what time you spent with the kids, leisure time etc
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>>25769092
Same lad. The most nearest shop to me is a 20 minute walk away.
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>>25768792
our country is fucking shit, the lower classes are sub human hooligan scum which need to be exterminated, the middle classes are brainwashed and antisocial and the upper classes are posh prudes

i wish someone would put us out of our fucking misery
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>>25769533
this'll cheer you up m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8
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>>25769469
Like a chinese tourist.
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Watching take me out lads

Why would anyone do this to themselves?
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>>25769245

Working on some long overdue articles for an exhibition, catching up on some music I downloaded ages ago and still haven't listened to and drinking tea.

Going to make some food in a bit, tuna steaks, brown rice and carrots, about as healthy as I get at the moment, it's a start though. Pretty tasty too.

Wish I had some booze, but got none left.
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>>25769598
Poor lions, zoo's make me sad, knowing that they are living a Truman Show life
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>>25769500
>Are we talking dial up speeds or 2 or 3mb/s?
Not him but I went to china for a bit and it was dial up speed for english sites. I'm talking not even being able to load english sites without it taking 5 minutes. Chinese sites would work faster but not helpful if you can't read the language.
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>>25769625
Because twats like you watch it
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>>25769533
yea this
ww3 when
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>>25769488
Don't forget to tell them about the dubs you got.
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>>25769650
>implying we're not all living in a Truman show life

You need to read up on the flat earth son.
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>>25769668
You are very bitter my friend
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>>25769650
Animals go insane in zoos.

And I mean actually insane. Many suffer mental breaks. I've seen bears sitting, rocking back and forth in zoos.
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>>25769702
I seen a monkey slamming itself into a window over and over, it was bleeding. Told the zoo worker but he didn't seem to give a fuck.
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>>25769104
Not sure if I'm on the same page. Peanut butter and bacon sandwich, or different? My college sometime has what I mentioned, they're not as bad as you would think.
>inb4 burgerland/amerifat (which is true)
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>>25769742
>REEEEE NORMIES OUT!
Zookeeper is used to it, just like a 4chan mod, he knows they'll tire themselves out eventually
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Who here /tryingnottowank/?

I just want that high test desu lads
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>>25769742
>Hungry Monkey.webm: File too large (file: 2.2 MB, max: 2 MB).
>[delete] [delete all]
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On the train tbqh lads, there's a qt on the otherside of my seat, she smells nice
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>>25769500
>Did you have your own room?
No, you share with at least one other person. The max is 4 people to one room.

>How was the food? Was it all Chinese?
The free food they gave me was very nice, it was all chinese but very good which is part of the reason why I lasted so long on my small budget. If you want western food like pizzas and burgers you need to go to the nearby town which is only 5-10 mins on the bus, it's in walking distance if you would prefer that.

>How slow was the internet?
Probably about 2mb/s but it's slow to connect to western websites, probably something to do with the firewall

>Average day
>got up at about 10am
>had a shower
>got dressed
>had breakfast
Then it really depended what the weather was like, I'd either go for a wander around and read/watch an anime on my tablet, hang out with the other volunteers, make a trip to town, basically most things you could do in England except with piss slow internet
>have lunch at about 1ish either in town or back at the school
>evening the students would arrive at about 5pm
>mix of kids and young adults
>2 sometimes 3 hours listening to the students speak and correcting their grammar and pronunciation
>correct their spelling mistakes
>afterwards some of the kids would want to play football or nignoghoop so you could plah with them
>drink beer, chill out
>go to bed whenever

There was lots to do in the nearby town, it's a very tourist friendly place
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>>25769895
>No, you share with at least one other person. The max is 4 people to one room.
sounds like pure hell for the average robot
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>tfw I don't even have anything to post about
Maybe I should go for a walk or something.
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>>25769598
this comment is original now
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>>25769845
Does she have cute feet?
>>25769895
>No, you share with at least one other person. The max is 4 people to one room.
Wew lad.
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>>25769895
>No, you share with at least one other person. The max is 4 people to one room.

Damn it.

The rest sounds great though, what were the other volunteers like? I know its a vague question sorry

How long would you play football with them? That sounds really comfy
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>>25769991
>No, you share with at least one other person. The max is 4 people to one room.
>Wew lad.
Killed all my interest tbqhwy
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>>25769979
Why are non-whites so subhuman?
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>>25769979
>visably pissed off
>clearly underweight
>male trying to protect the female from these vile gooks

Honestly if I was there I would have slapped the cunt
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GO ON LADS another boring Friday wishing I had some decents freinds to drink with instead of sat with a obnoxious pothead.guess Il just go to nanas and order a chinky
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fluffed the interview lads
just kill me now
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slipped on ice today and fell on my bum bum. no anal pounding for me tonight :(
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>>25770035
Imagine throwing the fat fuck in there.
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>>25770105
keep applying. best' o' luck' ol' chap'
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>>25770105
You fucking autist. What was it for and how did you Fuck up
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>>25769991
They looked cute and I asked if she could take her boots off, she just looked at me in disgust, made a scene and moved to the other carriage
Fucking hell
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>>25770008
The other volunteers were fine. For a couple of weeks there was a Californian girl there and the sound of her voice infuriated me, she just had that typical Stacey voice. Also she spoke with an upward inflection so everything she said sounded like she was asking you a question

>oh my god I went to the town yesterday?
>and I like, saw this guy?
>and he was like, riding his motorcycle?
>but he was like, carrying all these things on his back?

I'd avoid the cunt like the plague. She was a nice person, just extremely annoying.

It was mostly Scandinavian people who only really spoke when spoken to but if you wanted to have a conversation with one it wasn't difficult to get them talking for a while.

The kids would play for a couple of hours before heading home, you could join in or stop at anh time. It was fun but I never really played nignoghoop much because I'm terrible at it, preferred football

>>25770144
>asked if she could take her boots off
wew
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>>25770130
Teaching English in Japan (JET).
Said I preferred dogs to cats when they asked, was so nervous I didn't understand half the questions so had to have them repeated to which the final response was "no, that's okay. I think we've got enough now" only 10 minutes in. Forgot to mention the part about what I could do for Japan and just said why I wanted to do it, said I wouldn't tolerate rowdy kids and would send them outside (apparently not a good thing from the looks I got from the pair of them).
Just a complete mess. After the interview I was just escorted out of the embassy, not back into the room with the other candidates where they were chatting with former JET participants. I'm ashamed.
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>>25770226
They sound like arseholes desu lad. Japs have high standards they could probably smell the weeb on you desu senpai
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>>25770290
shouldn't have worn my haganai tie either, thought I was being ironic but the way they looked at it... I've never felt someone that disgusted with me before
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>>25770226
>After the interview I was just escorted out of the embassy,

Hahaha that's hilarious

What the fuck did you tell them that they actually kicked you out?
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Looks like getting past the Google spam filter will be harder than I thought

It's okay to have "google" in your subject but you can't steal their code for the template of your email

Haven't checked if you can have gmail/google in your name yet though
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>>25769979
Worthless animals.
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>>25770202
I just wanted to confirm cute feet ;-;
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>>25770324
>haganai tie
Christ
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>>25770372
Aren't you in enough trouble already. Stop this shit
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>>25770324
>haganai tie

I had to google that. Please be taking the piss mate
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>chavs have set up an encampment in the tree at the bottom of my garden

Might get my windows bricked tonight lads. My mum confronted them when they lit a fire so they're going to be out for revenga now.
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>>25770359
Nothing really, I only realised what had happened after it had happened. The escort walked me back to the reception and when I was signing out I saw the guys that got there before me were still in there, despite mine being the last interview. They were still watching the video and chatting with the previous participants after their interview.
I feel like they really mugged me off, you know how bouncers sometimes say 'please step over here mate so we can talk' and just leave you? That's what happened and I fell for it.

Not sure exactly what upset them, maybe the fact that I said the Japanese aren't very open with their feelings and that may cause tension between my and the teacher I was assisting.
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>>25770437
Did your /int/ thread not get any replies?
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Flatmate came back today and hasn't said hi, they also left for the holidays without saying goodbye
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>>25770467
why would he? flatmates aren't necessary friends or even acquaintances.
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Evening chaps, how are we all?

>>25770467
He probably is avoiding you because of something you did, or something's wrong with them. They might be testing you to see if you're going to say hi to them first
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>>25770437
So basically you didn't fucking rim them at the interview and gave fucking stupid answers.

Good effort mate, is this your first ever interview?
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>>25770467
He had gay sex on his holiday and now he's worried he's attracted to you. He'll be avoiding you for a while.
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>message from recruiter about a job I want yesterday afternoon
>call them back in my lunch break today
>"hes on his lunch break"
>"everyone's at lunch
>"Shall I get him to call you back afterward"
I am getting really fucking annoyed with retards who don't know what an email is. Looks like I'll have to try again on Monday and hope none of them are hungry
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>>25770505
I was just honest mate, I'm a brit - we will not be slaves and all that.

>>25770453
I don't post on /brit/ and there were no other channers there. So I don't know who that is.
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>>25770548
>I was just honest mate, I'm a brit - we will not be slaves and all that.
That doesn't mean you practically insult them, you've gotta remember they were imperialists too. They're probably quite jealous of us lad
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>>25770226
>and would send them outside

Not allowed to do that in Japan.

You're not missing anything anyway. No whitey actually teaches English to these kids. You'll be partnered with a Jap who does all of the actual teaching. You're nothing more than a circus monkey acting out the words "cry" and "laugh" and other pointless shit that doesn't actually help anyone learn anything. You're also mainly there as a white face so the school can shill to ignorant 30 year old nip women that they have a native English speaker so they should totally send their kids there to become fluent English speakers.
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Wanna watch some porn on an ipad that is mine, but given to me by work.

How do I know if they know what I'm doing?

It's connected to their systems it seems as I can find everbyody's contact details and all my files etc
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>>25770675
Best not risking it
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>>25770693
Not at all?

I jhave a laptop and a phone too from them, surely there's gotta be a way to get some cheeky footie manager downloaded and watch some porn at home on it
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>>25770675
They're definitely watching what people do on those tablets.
Workplaces do this all the time. They monitor all emails in-house and observe what everyone does on their computers.
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Fucking 1 degree C outside but I have to go for a run. Even if I become /fit/ i will still be an autistic cunt with no desire to waste time on a gf; why even bother.
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>tfw you're secretly a normie but still scream 'reee normie out' at every other person that posts because you're a michevious cunt
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>tfw I am part of the angry anon boogeyman

melts, the lot of you
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>>25770764
Because you want to be the best possible version of yourself that you can be, also when you're truly /fit/ you will gain a lot of confidence, don't give up mate.

>we're all gonna make it
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>>25770752
It'd be over my wifi and stuff not on theirs.
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Just got cucked again, four relationships in a row. Buying lsd from my mate tonight too, I think this is the end lads.
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>>25770820
You cheeky fraggle
I'm the melt calling angryanon, get your own gimmick!
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>>25770764
How long have you been running?

At a certain point, you have to enjoy it. If you've been running for over six months and it still hasn't turned into something you enjoy, then you're fucked.
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>>25770836
That is a shame lad
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>>25770836
Why bother though? Why do you think relationships are worth your time? And have a good time, don't take more than one tab if this is your first time
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>>25770611
Yeah I have heard that. Well no point crying over spilt milk, I've got more anime to watch.
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>>25770675
do not risk it lad under any circumstances

defer the wank, just do it on your computer
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>>25770869
Could always try Korea or China.
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>>25770862
kek always makes me laugh
>>25770865
I've taken it 3 or 4 times already, first time I took two tabs and it wasn't that bad. Dunno if I'm in the right mindset for it tonight though but we'll find out.
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>>25770548
Kek, enjoy being on the dole because you're too honest for the world lad.
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>>25770898
I made that myself desu
Not surprised its been done before though
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>>25770396
told you to grease the fucking thing
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anyone watching corrie in 10 min?

fucking hate that down syndrome cunt though
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>>25770941
spray a hose at them, but instead of water, make it petrol

and then set them on fire
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>>25770898
>taking LSD when you're an anxious paranoid depressed wreck

PROTIP: try get some benzos before you drop for when your inevitable bad trip becomes too much to handle
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>>25770953
Not seen it in a few days

Who is the downie?
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What do you think of my haul lads
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>>25770971
I've only taken it at low points in my life
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>>25770971
I never once said I was anxious and paranoid mate, I'm a bit upset but I seen it coming. I have benzos though, bought them off the web a while ago so I'll keep them at hand just in case.
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>>25770873
My computer is fucked so when they kitted me out I wanted to basically make it kinda my own

Guess there had to be a catch
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>>25770976
he's the 3rd worst actor on the show apart from Les Dennis and Shane Ward
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>>25770978
Pretty Good 10/10
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>>25770978
too much moe shit, is there even a show there that has a male cast member?
>muh patriachy
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>>25770978
Pretty sweet. No idea why anyone buys those pack of cards though, it looks like 99% of them are screencaps from the anime.
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>>25771038
They brought that mong back?

And Dev is a much worse actor than any of those. Emily is also a complete and utter waste of space.
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I was moving something really heavy earlier and now have dried blood in my nose. Is it possible that's what caused it?

Never had a nose bleed in my life.
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>>25771002
Bad idea imo, everyone's different though
>>25771016
Ah fair enough mate, I just assumed, trip well, trip free, inshallah
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>>25770820
>>25770847
how did this not turn into a proper throwdown? pair of shandy drinking cunts
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>>25771068
>is there even a show there that has a male cast member?
Yes
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>>25771089
brain aneurysm, enjoy your death
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>>25771104
I'd already be dead, retard.
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>>25770953
No fucking way I didn't even know a downie was in it last time I watched it the mechanics kid was in hospital because she has cancer
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>>25771081
Yeah he's working in the cafe. I'd throw up if I had to eat food that mong had handled. Also Emily's gone pal, they shipped her off to Peru to work with Spider doing charity.

At least Devs funny
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>>25770978
Cool cum rag
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Paging Mr Poleaboo, paging Mr Poleaboo:

>>25759037
>>25759037
>>25759037
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>>25771098
Fucking moist prick never replied did he, that's why, you fuckin want some now do ya?!

CUNT!
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>>25771132
who made you doctor in charge? If I say you're going to die, you're going to fucking die
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>>25771095
I worked through a lot of my depression and ego issues after taking 4 tabs in my room while my mum was asleep
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>>25771162
I'm not going to die before I punt you in your disgusting face.
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>>25771132
You're a neurosurgeon now?

You're dead soon m8
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think imma go to bed for the second time today, get me some comfy.
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>>25770978

A huge waste of money, but who am I to judge?

Enjoy anon.
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>>25769979
I really hate Chinese people, they lack basic human kindness
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>>25771183
ya com fockin get me ya wee cheeky cont
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>>25771161
You're as threatening as the raider 2bh lad.
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>>25771220
It was [POUND SIGN]50 for the whole lot, pretty good desu
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DO YOU MISS ME YET?
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>>25771191
Dammit Jim I'm a shitposter not a surgeon
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>>25770035
males don't protect the females. They do a good enough job of that themselves.
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>tfw your mum comments on how ripped you've gotten over the past few months

t-thanks mum
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>>25771244
no, maybe if you don't post for longer. yea try that.
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>>25771191
>>25771222
FUCKIN MON THEN YOU WEE CUNTS!!
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>>25771244
MY HERO, GET BACK IN THE GAME
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>>25771254
Lmao you're a fucking idiot, don't comment on things you know nothing about
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>>25769245
Going for a meal with the Mrs later. Feel ill as fuck though.

It's too fucking cold Lads
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>>25771274
The Ugly ones start mirin first m8
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>>25771275
I HAVEN'T POSED UNDER MY TRIPS FOR 24 HOURS
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>>25771226
>t. professional internet hardman
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>>25771302
Says the guy projecting his shit brained human-centric opinions onto a photo

>muh male protecting female

Fuck off
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>>25771221
It's a shame that they and India have such large populations.
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12 cans of Polish superbrew in hand lads, good feel, what is everyone else /drinking/?
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>>25771308
WAHEEEYYY!
BANTZ!
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>>25771319
not long enough obviously.
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>>25771324
You're not the melt I am looking for
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Sold all my old CDs and DVDs for 50 quid today boys, not a bad haul if you ask me.
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>>25771325
>how does the heirachy in a pride of lions function

I stand by my statement.
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>>25771375
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
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>>25771346
YOU KNOW IT LAD YOU KNOW IT
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>>25769245
Working in the morning. Just put some chicken nuggets and chips in the oven. Eating like a king.

Last day of work tomorrow. Gonna be easy as fuck and I'll be able to chill all day.
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>>25771375

How many of each did you sell? What kind of stuff was there?
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>>25771381
And I stand by mine

You're worse than the people who look at a picture of a cat and assume the cat is "happy" or "sad" despite it looking the exact fucking same as usual

Pure projection. Lot of mongs do it with animals.
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>>25771398
>Working in the morning
What do you do lad?
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>>25771375
Messed up son. In 40 years they could have been worth thousands.
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>When are you going to get a girlfriend?
>When am I going to get a grandchild ?
>Why dont you want to settle down ?
>You have a good job, girls like that havnt you told anyone ?
>When are you going to stop playing silly games about swords and monsters anon and get a grilfreind
>You should speak to some girls when you go to college
>Its Friday why dont you go to town tonight, you might meet some girls anon
>do you want me to take you out and introduce you to some girls ?
>what haapped to that girl you where speaking to ? ( "that was last year mum" )
>your sister is speaking to boys why arnt you speaking to girls ?
>you should go on Facebook and speak to people you might find a girl you like
This is my mother, this is what she says to me week in , week out. literally that is all she say she just tweaks the sentence everynow and again
Why won't my mum understand that I have no intention of searching for love or affection and just let me play diablo and drink on my own ? Its seriously annoying me lads
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>>25771457
Yep because old VHS are like fucking ancient artifacts being sold at Sotherby's....
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>>25771530
>VHS are like fucking ancient artifacts
>he doesn't know
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>just a wageslave here

Corrie using our memes
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>>25771387
RUN UPSTAIRS INTO ROOMS FLIP THE MATRESS AND SEARCH FOR THE CASH
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IN THE VILLA OF ORMEN

ormen blox
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>>25771449
Holy shit you deluded cunt, not sure if trolling or just stupid

>what in animal instinct
>why is there only one male 'protector' in a tribe
>how rivals does the average males have to defend his pride from in a lifetime


Both males and females can defend the pride against intruders, but the male lion is better-suited for this purpose due to its stockier, more powerful build.[72] Some individuals consistently lead the defence against intruders, while others lag behind.[73] Lions tend to assume specific roles in the pride. Those lagging behind may provide other valuable services to the group.[74] An alternative hypothesis is that there is some reward associated with being a leader who fends off intruders, and the rank of lionesses in the pride is reflected in these responses.[75] The male or males associated with the pride must defend their relationship to the pride from outside males who attempt to take over their relationship with the pride.

Bet you've never even seen a wild lion in your life, pleb
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>>25771530
>>25771543

Certain VHS tapes are actually worth a lot, but it's the really uncommon pre-certificate stuff that barely anybody had in the first place.

A pre-cert copy of something like The Devil Hunter is worth nearly a grand.
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>>25771221
Not all of them are like that. The problem is, during Mao's reforms to move people from the countryside to the city, they brought their dumb fucking peasant attitudes with them.

There's plenty of normal Chinese people but since there's like 1.3 billion of the fuckers living there, just 10% of them totals to more than the entire population of the UK. Can you imagine? If 10% of the Chinese are horrible cunts, that's like everyone you've ever encountered in the UK being a horrible cunt.
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>>25771550
ALL YOUR KIDZEZ TOYS
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>>25771592
>what in animal instinct
>animal instinct for Savannah creatures applies to snowballs and gooks

lol...
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>got no weed
>don't get paid until 21st

I guess codeine will have to do, eh?
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>>25771670
Define instinct for me, then explain how being attacked doesn't come into this category
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>>25771711
state cwe technique
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Anyone want to play Rocket League on PC?
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>>25770764
Just been for my run, it's really not that bad once you get out there
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>>25770825
>we're all gonna make it
yes

>>25770850
Only one month, but I still went tonight. Very cold and icy underfoot but I ran OK if not a little slow.
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>>25770832
If it's a corporately managed iPad they'll still be able to monitor it
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>>25771730
Explain how a lion, that has evolved in places that have never seen snow or gooks, would ever think of snowballs as "being attacked"

You can't, without once again projecting your feelings onto them
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>>25771764
Good lad

Commento originale
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>>25771711

Sorta know your pain, laddy.

My MFLB broke yesterday, had to get a replacement, due monday. Whats the point in living tbqh...
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>>25771752
What rank are you?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
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>>25771813
18, only started last week :)
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>>25771739
You can get pure codeine tabs but they're harder to get than something like co-codamols.

Anyway

>Crush up the pills to a really fine dust, or just empty the pills out into a glass
>fill with lukewarm water and stir very well
>pop in the freezer for 30-45 minutes until very cold
>don't let it freeze or you're fucked
>place a coffee filter over another glass
>filter it
>don't squeeze or try to rush it as it will release a lot of paracetamol into water
>add juice to taste

I've seen people use paper towels. Don't know how well they work but coffee filters work very well and they're cheap as fuck.

>>25771807
Been thinking about getting a pax for a while now. Would be really convenient for out and about. Do you find you use more weed?
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>>25771711
Your pretty cool for a qt you know.
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>>25771547
Can we claim royalties?
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>>25771791
If you dont see how already then you're probably a legit psychopath and there's no point continuing this debate because you'll never understand
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>>25771874
You motherFUCKER. ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU BASTARD!
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>>25771842
>coffee filters work very well and they're cheap as fuck.
Have them from another project so thanks muchly senpai, will be giving it a whirl, got some 30/500 cocodamols to use so results should be good, any idea how many pills I should start off with?
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>>25771884
>then you're probably a legit psychopath

Oh look, you did what I blamed you for doing.

>and there's no point continuing this debate because you'll never understand

Translation: I have no argument

Thanks for playing
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>>25771842
> Do you find you use more weed?

Quite the opposite, I use insanely less than when I used to smoke with a pipe.

I'm still on a quarter that I bought sometime last summer, vaping everyday from 6pm-11pm.

I think I'm incredibly sensitive to THC, though, a trench can last me a couple of days.
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>>25771923
Fun fact: you can take up to 5 grams of paracetamol without any adverse effects (providing no alcohol is involved)
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Daisy or Daisy's sister, anons?

You can only have one.
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>>25771952
>(providing no alcohol is involved)
le problem
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>>25771954
Wasn't she like some random chav slag before she was famous?
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>>25771954
Sister pls
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>>25771426
I guess there were about 40 CDs and maybe 10/15 DVDs? The DVDs were worth loads of average. I split them through two companies to make more cash, these are from Music Magpie
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>>25771954

I suppose her sister so we can go out and not get stopped by every other berk asking for a picture or an autograph.
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>>25771830
I think i meant level then because i'm like 450
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>>25771426
And these were from a website called Zapper.

>>25771457
I think I'll be alright
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>>25771923
Depends on your tolerance. I know people who will be spaced out from 60 mg lol.

I personally take 200-250mg to get me where I need to be. Any less is just a waste for me.

>>25771950
Thanks. Probably gonna drop some cash on one then. I go through tons of weed when using my bong or pipe. Plus it's a lot healthier. I sometimes get a little chesty in the morning because of the smoke.

>>25771954
muh rey rey
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>>25771972
>Wasn't she like some random chav slag before she was famous?
>>25771979
May change mind
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>>25771932
>Oh look, you did what I blamed you for doing.
Lolwat

>Translation: I have no argument
As I said you won't understand, so there's no point

Now stop shitting up the thread.

"Thanks for playing"
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Just took two tabs, post trippy shit lads
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>>25772003
I take two of them and sometimes I'm comfy, not always though. Had a car crash a while back so have an infinite prescribed source of them now, will play about , won't lie 250mg sounds like a lot.
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>>25772009
>Lolwat
You used psychopathy as an "argument". In order to do that, you would have to on some level assume the psychology of a regular human is even remotely related to the psychology of a lion in a cage with snowballs being thrown at them by gooks. This, like I've said 50 fucking times and you STILL keep doing it, is projecting your human emotions on to animals

>As I said you won't understand, so there's no point

Translation: I have no argument

>Now stop shitting up the thread.

Translation: I have no argument, but I want the last word, so please fuck off so I can "win"
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>>25772038
Deep dream some photos of yourself m'boy
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>>25772038
nooooonononoonoonono
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>>25772079
It's not too bad. If you weren't cwe them then it's bad because of all the paracetamol.

Plus I'm not one of these people who blasts 300mg 3 times a day. Maybe once a day a few times a week when I'm off work and just want to chill the fuck out.
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>>25772038
Wavy
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>>25771038
Can this be the new /britfeel/ image? We can add whatever relevant images as we go
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>>25769245
>Watching Stargate
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>>25772087
I bet you're the kind of lad that used to torture your neighbours cat too aren't ya bud, bless

There is no last word to be had, you are wrong, simple as that, if you can't accept it, I'm sorry but that's not my problem

Translation: Stop shitting up the thread
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>>25772153
no, downer faces creep everyone out
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>>25772204
>gets rekt
>b-b-but you're wrong

Can certainly tell it's the weekend
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>>25772169
Mah nigga desu
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What weights would one have to lift to get this big?

I don't want to waste my time on heavy weights if its.managable on 10kg
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Lads I gave up booze since boxing day but I could fucking murder a drink right now. What can I replace alcohol with? It can't be weed as I get fucking drug tested at work. Help guys
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>>25772126
How long do they last at that quantity?
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>>25772264
I'm not far off and don't even lift. He's a bit more defined.
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>>25772264
>get this big
>picture of manlet
Literally wtf
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>>25772312
If you mean the high the 'main high' lasts 2-3 hours and I feel relaxed for most of the day.
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I just want a female cinema buddy to go watch the revenant with so I can also buy a nice tango blast from showcase cinema
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>>25772110
Brilliant idea lad it's starting to kick in now
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>>25772304
Are you tested for prescription meds?

>Crush up the cocodamol pills to a really fine dust, or just empty the pills out into a glass
>fill with lukewarm water and stir very well
>pop in the freezer for 30-45 minutes until very cold
>don't let it freeze or you're fucked
>place a coffee filter over another glass
>filter it
>don't squeeze or try to rush it as it will release a lot of paracetamol into water
>add juice to taste
>>
>>25772304
More exercise?
Give it a few more weeks mate, it gets easier.
If you're that desperate drink vodka and coke zero, better yet drink it neat
>>
Right lads, do I have a wank now then go buy booze or go buy booze then come home and have a wank?

bare in mins it's nearly minus 1
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>>25772408
Go get the booze. The wank can be the reward for going out for the booze. Somet look forward
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>>25772264
You could definitely do this with only callisthenics
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>>25772365
When it's the "main high" are you useless or semi functional?
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>>25772336
>doesn't lift
>supplement bottles on the side

Haha ok mate, admittedly you are DYEL tier though
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>>25772424
Yeah I think that's probably the best idea, gonna have to wait till my hands warm up though
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>>25772368
Where you at?

stop muting me robot
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>>25772435
Animal stuff is my bros but the zinc is mine
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>>25772461
>stop muting me robot

Be more original and I'll consider it
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>>25772382
Codeine will show up as an opiate
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>>25772431
completely functional.
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>>25772368
>buying food or drink at cinema

I can afford it and the idea of it makes me sick
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>co-worker at the amusement park reported poleaboo for being a peadophile
>police officer comes around at work the next day telling him someone has made a complaint but they've found no proof
>the police officer is firmly on poleaboos side and apologises for this cruel prank that's been pulled on him
>tfw that same copper saw Poleaboo in the holding cells 2 months later
>>
White Knighting shit on Corrie pissing me off lads
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>>25771624
I sold a skating video from 1998 for 50 GBP a month back as well as others for 15-25 each so if your shit is niche and has a market, coin can be made
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>>25772408

Both are unnecessary, especially the booze. Do neither and read a book.
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>>25772528
Poleaboo hates the revenge porn storyline too since he sympathises more with the antagonist but it's mostly its the way they depict the victims
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>>25772522
>But all pakistains look the same so he couldnt tell him from Ahmed.
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>>25772563
I can't read fuck you
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>>25772564
That stupid nigger bitch crying because he's out on bail

Shouldn't even been arrested in first fucking place. And going to his work place to get him fired. Fucking white knighting cunts. Exactly what the feminists do on twitter.
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>Reading the thread
>the guy justifying abusing animals because they haven't evolved with abuse so don't know what it is
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>>25772591
Didn't you already leave, kid?
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>>25772461
I'm at Nottingham. are you a grill?

I have meerkat movies so we could go halves on a ticket.

>>25772497
I never buy shit at a cinema other than a tango blast.
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>>25772488
Cheers for your help lad, got a box of 60 and a tap so will give it a whirl over the weekend
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>>25772588
Is there any chance Poleaboo will go to jail from his trial? What if we somehow let them know about his continued internet activity and phishing scams? I really want him to go to prison.
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>>25772588
Poleaboo is glad to see someone in this thread is on his side. It's just like how that Polish girl got poleaboo fired from two jobs.

>nigger
Uneccesary

>>25772576
Nah, it was only a second through that eye window but I saw the disgust and disappointment
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>>25772615
Literally just got here. Been playing Autism Manager and eating take away pizza in be the last 3 hours.
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>>25772564

How do you mean? Are they not shitting on camera enough for Poleatard or something?

>>25772587

Indubitably.
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>>25772640
The internet activity isn't a crime it's just a bail violation

>jail
Well, going to the crown court if they do call it in (got until September)
>>
>>25772564
>>25759037
>>25759037
>>25759037

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>25772346
He's 6'1 you idiot, my height.
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>>25772591
I just gave up arguing with him desu
>>25772615
Lol
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>>25772659
>unnecessary

What happened to you whining about the moral faggotry?
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>>25772659
PAKISHOUTTILDE THINKS YOU GOT YOURSELF FIRED FROM 2 JOBS FOR PISSING YOUR PANTS LIKE THE DIRTY PAKI YOU ARE AND LETTING STAFF READ IT
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>>25772625
Yeah but im way down south, sorry!
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>>25772706
Because you had no argument. And if you think it was in any way related to "justifying animal abuse" rather than calling you retarded for projecting onto them, you're even more idiotic than I originally thought
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>>25772733
How far down south? Are you literally LONDON?
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>>25772702
If you want to be as "big" as him just lose some weight it's the basic musculature of someone with low bodyfat
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>>25772735
>he still doesn't get it

Lol mate
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>>25772735
This is shitposting of the highest order, I salute you sir
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>>25772795
>still no argument
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>>25772742
Even further, I'm on the coast
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>>25772625
How much are tango blasts?
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>>25772756
I'm skellymode though, I do weights and eat alot of chicken and rice but am not noticing a change.
Cheers for the advice though
>>
>tfw the aldi cheap claret is actually fucking alright
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>>25772873
careful you don't get used to it
that'd make you quite a posh tramp
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>>25772860
Need more fat in your diet probably
Eggs, steak, salmon, nuts, all that good shit
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>>25772659
I think the polish girls were right to get you fired. Fuck you and give those girls a medal.
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>>25772895
Nothing worse than a white knight
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>>25772830
Oh. Well thanks for offering.

>>25772837
They're about 3 - 5 quid for a medium or large
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>>25772921
Nothing worse than a beta paki.
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>>25772860
Just keep at it skellybro, takes time for your bodytype. If you're younger even more so.
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>>25772895
I agree.


Dirty paki rapist
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>>25772938
The beta white boi needs someone to look down on
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>>25772938
Except I'm whiter than you? So you're just assuming shit without evidence

Where as you've clearly demonstrated you're a white knighting fucktard who thinks its a good think to defend cunts
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>>25772921
PAKISHOUTTILDE REMEMBERS WHEN YOU POSTED ON 4+4CHAN FOR A WHILE ALL YOU DID WAS KICK OFF AT RACISM AND 3RDPERSON BLOG PST YOU SAND NIGGER~
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>>25772971
>calling girls "whores" is rape
Kill yourself
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>>25772938
Is there any other kind?
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>>25772996
I was talking about pakiboo being the beta paki you retard. Also I don't give a shit about stacys. But I hate paki's more than them.
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>>25773005
>you
That's not Poleaboo

Though /britfeel/ is just an extension of Poleaboos consciousness
Every post is his
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>>25773005
>only 1 person on r9k hates white knights

Jesus Christ, have you been here for 1 day?
>>
first post in /britfeel/ in 7 days. what did I miss lads?
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>>25773021
When you're a paki, any insulting word means "i want to rape you" in paki

So you want to rape me but you're not gonan do that you disgusting curry nigger
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>>25773041
Unfortunately for you Stacy would rather take a brown cock than whatever you're packing
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>>25773066
Weekends are awful. All the school, uni and wagecucks are here flooding it with their dogshit normie opinions.

Leave until Monday midday.
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>>25773082
is that supposed to get me to like pakis or what? pakiboo got btfo as far as I care
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>>25773066
Not much. No new dank memes to report.
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>>25772735
>only humans are sentient beings

Nice autism you got there m80
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>>25772894
>>25772963
I eat a lot of fat plus a lot of rice and chicken but does nothing for my muscles
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>>25773234
Ewww that's disgusting you could have spoilered it m8
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>>25773233
>if you think it was in any way related to "only humans are sentient beings" rather than calling you retarded for projecting onto them, you're even more idiotic than I originally thought
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listening to deftones lads
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Gotta say Phil Mitchell is joke when he's pissed up.

Quality Eastenders episode.
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>>25773234
You're top skelly there lad, I take back all sarcasm about getting as big as your op, you've got a mission on your hands are your forearms the same size as your biceps?!
>>25773263
Harsh but I keked
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>>25773303
He's even funnier on crack
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>>25773303
Strong episode

Seemed a bit rushed with the Peggy and Lou returns/appearances
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>>25773234
You probably have a bad routine and don't get enough calories mate

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG!

5 SCOOPS!

C'MON!
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Only good song on this is 'Dry'

In my PJ's, listening to PJ.
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>>25773234
That's not me, I'm (>>25772860) btw
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>>25773286
Piss off penfold
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>>25773234
You need to wolf down 5 meals a day for 3 months and lift.

I'm not talking about a crumb of mash and a crumb of chicken. At least 3 chicken breasts, cups worth of greens and some rice.
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>>25773602
Fuck off billionaire
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>>25768792
Met Police have released CCTV of the moment when a woman tries to stab a fifteen year old boy on a bus in lambeth

Teenager was attacked by a woman on a 133 bus in Brixton, south London
Grandmother managed to disarm the suspect before she left the bus
Met Police said the schoolboy suffered a slash wound to his stomach
Police have released footage of the incident as they hunt the suspect

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400718/CCTV-shows-moment-woman-wearing-kangaroo-headscarf-attempted-stab-15-year-old-boy-London-bus.html
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>>25773635
>headscarf
Why am I not surprised?
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>>25773635
P-p-pakis what??
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>>25773615
Unless you wanna put on mass, you gotta have the money for it.
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At a party tbqh lads, hows your friday night?
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>>25773658
Because white people don't commit the vast majority of crime in this country?
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>>25773692
Must have been as "fun" as all the parties I went to if you're posting here.

Most overrated social event in the history of civilization? I think so
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>>25773069

South Asians account for 7% of the total population, but are responsible for 33% of rape crime. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/02/world/in-torrent-of-rapes-in-britain-an-uncomfortable-focus-on-race-and-ethnicity.html?_r=0


Oxford
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11447263/Oxford-sex-grooming-ring-Police-dont-have-time-to-keep-girls-safe.html

Keighley
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/11443422.28_men_arrested_in_Keighley_grooming_gang_probe/)

Rochdale
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11444671/Ten-charged-in-Rochdale-child-grooming-investigation.html)

Bristol
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-30078503

Telford
http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2013/05/10/horror-of-telford-girls-sex-abuse-ordeal/

Birmingham
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/child-sexual-exploitation-force-west-9151006#ICID=sharebar_twitter

Wycombe
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22626994

Harrow
http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/news/local-news/colindale-brothers-mohammad-imran-shabbir-6240834

London
http://dailybalenews.com/2014/02/28/asian-grooming-gang-held-girl-captive-and-repeatedly-raped-her/

Barking
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/child-prostitute-ring-groomed-and-then-raped-vulnerable-girls-8644315.html

Derby
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333537/Nine-men-Derby-jailed-grooming-100-sex.html

Peterborough
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-25659042

Bradford
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2749626/Gang-trafficked-13-year-old-runaway-hotels-flats-Bradford-turns-abuse.html

Bristol
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Eleventh-Bristol-man-accused-child-sexual/story-20445962-detail/story.html

Coventry
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/419174/10-men-accused-of-exploiting-girls

Bolton
http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/12908055.Report_reveals_how_Bolton_taxi_drivers_were_investigated_for_grooming_and_child_sex_offences/
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>>25773795
>Cherry picking stats
Back to /pol/
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>>25773567
what/who is penfold?
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>>25773818
You don't believe pakis/mudslimes are the cause of most rape crimes?
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Poleaboo is considering watching Yuki Yuna Is a Hero
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>>25773843
Poleaboo should drink bleach
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>>25773836
>actually being retarded
The stats YOU just posted prove otherwise
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>>25773795
>tripfag
back to oblivion
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>>25773873
>namefag posts stats
>i post anonymous

wasn't even me you clown.
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>>25773891
That's a namefag, not a trip fag
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>>25773716
Fuck off you miserable cunt, go back to torturing animals
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>>25773795
>NYtimes
kek

Do they have an article up on how blacks rape over 100 white women per day in their own country?
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>>25773795
Oh for the love of fuck, it's friday. Let us of a comfy thread today.
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>>25773843
>>25759037
>>25759037
>>25759037
just saying you dirty cunt
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>>25773873
>7% committing 33% of rapes.

Pakis are the cause of a stupidly disproportionate amount of sexual attacks. They were (probably still are) raping white girls on an industrial scale


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31691061
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>>25773843
She's sucking someone else off tonight.
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>>25773907
You're right, will commit chinese crossword
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>>25773918
Fuck off you paki - go eat your immam's cock cheese
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>>25773969
>stupidly disproportionate
Just under 5 times

>raping white girls on an industrial scale
And yet most rapists are still white (and 100% of baby rapists/pedophiles)
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It's Friday night lads settle darn
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>>25769302
get an oculus rift, that shit is sick!!!!
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>>25773635
>Get on bus
>On way home after helping nan with shopping
>Looking forward to playing some DOTA with friends
>Get stabbed by Muslim with 8 inch Knife

Such is life in multicultural Britain
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>>25772204

Anyone with a brain knows you're right mate. Just ignore him.
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>>25774078
>this kid is back again
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>>25774064
>white people are never involved in knife crime
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>>25771505
dont listen lad dont get married until 28-30
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>>25774028
>7% committing 33% of all rapes isn't stupidly disproportionate

> 100% of baby rapists/pedophiles Are white

The girls those Pakistani gangs raped all over the country were all underage.

Imran Khan, of Accrington, was jailed for life after grabbing the six-year-old girl up from a Burnley street and later dumped her in a wheelie bin.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/life-sex-offender-who-snatched-10321529

You're very defensive. Got something to hide, Iqbal?
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>Wake up
>See bag on the couch and a note
>''Anon I got some clothes for you when I was out - Mum''
>It's a pair of trackies and a hoodie

They're pretty comfy desu.
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>>25771505
One of my mates is a bumder. His mum signed him up to e-harmony, filled out his profile, uploaded his pics and everything to try and find him a girlfriend because she doesn't want him being a puff

Quite funny actually.
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>>25774173
>The girls those Pakistani gangs raped all over the country were all underage.
Yeah, fucking 13 year olds for a pack of fags (the price white girls put their virginity at) is the same as raping actual babies

>The group, who lived at addresses across England, raped and assaulted three children - a baby, a toddler and a young child - between 2013 and 2014.
>Bristol Crown Court heard the men groomed families to get to children, in one case targeting a pregnant woman in order to abuse her baby after its birth

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34219235
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>>25774078
He just doesn't like to admit his warped views are wrong, kinda funny really
>>25774103
>its not possible more than one person disagrees with my retarded views

Yeah mate.
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>>25772336
clean ur mirror u retard
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>>25774292
>it's hard editing pictures

kid... please...

Stop trying to reply an hour later to get the last word
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>>25774103

Literally fuck off you autist. More than one person is on the internet you twat,
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>>25774346
Look, just because I poked holes in your shitty arguments doesn't mean you have to get into a downie rage about it.

It's fine being wrong. Deal with
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>>25773234
put on more weights when you lift
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>>25774332
Editing pictures on my fucking tablet?
Jesus Christ mate you really are pathetic
>the last word
Yeah I'm not a fucking autist, I don't feel the need the get 'the last word' hence why I stopped replying to you earlier spastic
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Does anyone else in britfeel bench 120kg?
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>>25768792
I say just use lasts year's images m8
I miss "seriously lad just fucking end it all now"
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>>25774422
>Yeah I'm not a fucking autist, I don't feel the need the get 'the last word' hence why I stopped replying to you earlier spastic
>continually comes back to reply

You've even lost this argument now
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>>25774434
Poleaboo agrees

The job centre is central to /britfeels/ identity, this shit will just encourage unifags and normies to post
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Just remember lads, your life might be going down the shitter...

But at least you're not one of the spastics that argue in /britfeel/.

Keep your chin up, boys.
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>>25774493
>this kid trying to save face and take the moral high ground

Wew, you can tell it's not a school night.
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>>25774274
> fucking 13 year olds for a pack of fags (the price white girls put their virginity at)

Nothing more needs to be said.
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>>25774423
Can, sadly not my bodyweight
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>shitposting this hard
Wew indeed
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>>25774575
>it's hard editing pictures

Do you continually make me point out your flaws based out of some sense of masochism?

I don't mind, but it would be good to know
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>>25774274
Jesus Christ. Why do we tolerate these vile fucking
Pakis again? They live among us, yet absolutely hate us...
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>>25774631
>because racism is bad because... it's bad
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>>25774631
No, just hate hate bigots like you
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>>25774624

Fine, I admit it, I... just wanted you to like me, ok?

I don't get much acceptance at home, and I thought I could make a friend here.
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>>25774689
Poleaboo knows how you feel
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>>25774402

0/10

This is nothing more than low level bait.
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>>25774689
Sarcasm is the true sign you've got nothing left to say

Thanks for playing

>>25774717
Even if this was bait, the whole conversation shitted up half the topic and got a billion replies

So it would be a successful bait.

Don't be like the kid here. Use your actual brain
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>>25774477
Agreed.

Feels like fucking /pol/ right now, though.
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>>25774649
>It strikes me as passing odd that an entire continent would throw their daughters/sisters to the wolves in the name of...what? Liberalism

A..at least nobody can label me a r...racist.

>fucking 13 year olds for a pack of fags (the price white girls put their virginity at) is the same as raping actual babies

This attitude actually tolerated
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>>25774789

1/10 then mate
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>>25774846
Nah, there was some right proper sperg rage comebacks.
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>>25773278
>using greentext wrong

back to meme school kiddo
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>>25774873

2/10

that's the best I can do tbqh
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>>25774028
>And yet most rapists are still white
Of course, because only white men can actually commit rape. If you define "rape" as "making a woman feel uncomfortable"

If a muslim literally does rape someone, then well, it doesn't matter, they just didn't know any better.
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>>25774833
You're boring and on the wrong board
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>>25774924
Take off the tinfoil hat, George
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>>25774423
>people live like this
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>>25774274
I would have normally say this is bait. But I'm starting to realise that it isn't.
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>>25773818
>posts swathes of evidence
>cherry picking

Anyhow you're that Jamaican Muslim lad from the other thread who literally confirmed Islam says it is okay to rape as long as the girls are dressed in a western fashion.

Barbaric ideology desu.
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>>25775012
You're not on your little hugbox on /pol/ anymore
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>>25775045
And you're not in Saudi Arabia so pls stop thinking it is okay to rape children.
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>>25775030
Sounds like someone roleplaying that 5 percenter nigger from the Oz tv show
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>>25773820
danger mouses partner.

now its an insult against short fat people with glasses. we had a penfold at school.

>>25774477
yea because the op image really decides whose going to post in the thread.
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>>25775030
>posts swathes of evidence
But you didn't, you actually disproved his claims

Read the conversation
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Is anyone here good at estimating anime bust sizes?
Making a new character in dragons dogma desu
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>LA LA LA I'm not listening go back to /pol/

^ The only argument in defence of multiculturalism that I ever see.

That said... I really like kebabs, so I'm against the mass deportation of all pakis.
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>>25774684
>fucking 13 year olds for a pack of fags (the price white girls put their virginity at)

You've clearly got a very low opinion of white people, white women especially.
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>>25775151
Can't you make your own kebabs?

You sound like a flake
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>>25775165
You're on /r9k/ and this is Britain
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>>25775171
>make your own kebabs

Literally what the fuck is the point of that? Also how do I do that while on my way back from the pub?
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who here /MGTOW/ ?
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>friday nights
>always the same bitter cunts arguing about the same shit

Never change lads, stay miserable
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>>25775090
>But you didn't,

I know I didn't mate... I've literally just arrived at the thread.

But yea 7% of the population committing over 33% of the rapes that is what you call Islam BTFO
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Thread theme lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RHPnRIWTeo
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>>25775239
>that stat is all Asians
>there's still the other 67% of the population
>that's you being BTFO for being a retard who doesn't understand statistics
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>>25775045
I don't browse /pol/. As much as I dislike to admit it, I have encountered/seen enough attitudes like this >>25774274
both in real life and on other popular internet forums to realise that my previous views on multiculturalism were somewhat naive.
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>>25775209
You are part of the problem
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>>25775224
No because I don't want to wrap a shitty half-arsed philosophy around my inability to get a gf
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>>25775352
Are you saying that I should get a curry instead?
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>>25775316
Are you denying white British girls will fuck you for a pack of fags?
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>>25773982
Sudoku is of Japanese origin, it's really time to kill yourself
>>
How can Poleaboo get on ESA?
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Lads, post some waifus. Anything to get comfy. You're all so butt blasted for a friday night.
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>>25775290
>Asians are 7% of the population
>despite being such a lowly percentage of the population manage to commit over 33% of rape crime
>Muhammed over here is too thick to understand this is a bad thing

I can see why you went for such a backwards religion, what with your IQ floating somewhere in the 70s.
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>>25775462
Just show them your post history on 4chan and you'll be on it in no time.

It's a bit risky since they might also section you.
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>>25775462
he can't and never will
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>>25775462
By killing yourself, they have plenty in hell
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>>25775531
If it ever happens, I'm going to make an impact with my exit, make you regret talking to me like that
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>>25775475
>Whites still commit the vast majority of rapes
>>
LADS

Can't we just get along? Everyone knows shitskins are ruining this country. It goes without saying that Islam has no place in Britain. When Uncle Nigel gets elected we won't have to worry about this shit anymore, and we'll all get along. It's Friday night, we're all alone, and we need each other.

Can we just all get along?

except for the pakis and niggers
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>>25775462
You need a disability. Depression isn't enough. Anxiety is a good one, where you're too anxious to leave the house etc. Although you'll need a family member to help you, as you 'won't' be able to leave the house.

Start off by having a family member call your gp and say you're really anxious and shit. Can't leave the house, can't talk over the phone etc. Keep doing it and eventually a doctor will make a home visit. Then he'll give you some pills blah blah blah, you'll be on esa in no time.
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>>25775505
Poleaboo wants to know step by step
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>>25775392
>Are you denying white British girls will fuck you for a pack of fags?

Yes, of course I am.. This statement just confirms that you have nothing but contempt towards white British people.

Do you regularly go around offering young girls cigarettes in exchange for sex or something? You're coming across as extremely creepy.
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>>25775595
Why don't you go back to /pol/ then?
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>>25775472
I shall post this comfy gif for you
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>>25775599
Fucking hell

Posters told Poleaboo that getting on ESA was easy and that he was unintelligent for not being on it
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>>25775590
>what is per capita

It's like I'm really on /sp/ arguing with Americans about gold medals
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>>25775637
You seem very out of tune with modern British culture, Nigel

At least lurk more to learn something about women in general
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>>25775472
Need her bust size lads.
small, medium or large?
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>>25775676
Well, it's not 'easy' but it's not 'hard' either if your family are willing to help you get on it.
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>>25775647
Same reason you don't go back to Isis.com
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>>25775647
Because racism belongs everywhere. We all need to unite against this evil.
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>>25775710
She's flat chested... because she's 2d.
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>>25775649

I second making this thread more comfy.

I got some tea and shortbread and listening to some of my favourite music from the 90s. All whilst wearing a big dressing gown and sat next to the fan heater. Rather comfy indeed.
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>>25775770
Dragons dogma doesn't have that option I'm afraid, although it has more than enough eyebrow options.
Starting to think this isn't possible.
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>>25775647
>it's impossible to have two tabs open

Mate, /britfeel/ is the /pol/ division of Brits on /r9k/.
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>>25775706
You views of white British women are nothing but contemptuous. They also explain why you people commit such a stupidly disproportionate amount of rape.

To think I used to tell people to fuck off back to /pol/ this time last year
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>>25775791
Sounds comfy mate. Are you into chillout stuff like Morcheeba and Zero 7?
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>>25775725
>Isis.com
haha UPBOATED good sir! Have some goldgold!
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>>25769426
Have you eaten both your pot noodles yet?
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>>25775832
I want the newshits to leave
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>>25775791
Have another comfygif
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>>25775873
>I want to bury my head in the sand.
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>>25775873
>calling them /pol/ didn't work...
>maybe if I call them new instead?

You are a joke.
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>>25775848
>To think I used to tell people to fuck off back to /pol/ this time last year

This feel

I used to be full on 'dude it's like everyone's just people man we need multiculturalism and there shouldn't be any borders'

Then I started seeing what Islam is all about and now I'm like fug can we put the genie back in the bottle please.
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>>25775881
Japanese gardens make me comfy. The neatness is calming.
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>>25775852
>Are you into chillout stuff like Morcheeba and Zero 7?

Afraid not mate. I'm currently listening to alt rock and riot grrl stuff. Might check out who you listened to, broadening horizons and what not.
>>
why is the catalog not changing yet i can post?
been like this all day
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>>25775921
You're both new and belong on /pol/
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>>25775917
>>25775964
These comfy gifs feel like burying your head in the sand desu.
What the shit happened while I was away.
>>
Lads, what's wrong with me?

I feel sexual attraction to people. Tits give me boners. I wank to pornography and have a great time. But when it comes to the idea of actual sex, I feel no desire for that whatsoever. I don't want to have sex with people. Do I wank too much? Is it an intimacy thing? Is it a low-libido thing?
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>>25775921
>>25775917
>>25775922
Did someone postva link to the thread in /Brit/polpol?
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>>25775988
wew a combo attack
Whatever will your small mind think of next?
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>>25776013
No my son. You are simply a man who likes 2d over roastie 3d women.
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>>25776013
you wank too much
go cold turkey and you'll be willing to stick it in pretty much any woman
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>>25776006
I can be aware of the impending fall of western civilization at the hands of Islam, while being comfy at this time in this thread.

Worrying about things I can't do anything about isn't helpful. and no posting on 4chan isn't 'doing something about it', it just makes you feel like you're doing something.
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>>25776052
>roastie 3d women.
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE WOMEN OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY

PAKI SCUM
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>>25776013
Wank less and find a girl you're attracted to.

If you like a girl, your dick will turn hard but the problem is finding a girl like that and forcing you to talk to her and all that. You're desensitized.
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>>25776052
;-; a-am I destined to a life of aminus?

>>25776072
I had a wet dream after three days of cold turkey but a week ago, maybe you're right
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>>25776080
No m8. The vikings took all of our attractive women back to Scandanavia 1000 years ago. Don't pretend that British women are anything special.
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>>25776013
I'm the same like you except when I act normie and talk to nice girls who act nice to me, I feel my dick grow rock hard like it used to when I was a kid.

It's a combination of fapping too much and not having a GF to feel attached to.
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>>25776084
According to the Paki browsing this thread, all you have to do is offer her a pack of cigarettes if she's white.
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>>25776084
I have oneitis. I love her to bits and think she's attractive, but I just can't imagine engaging in sex with her. But that's the same for everyone
>>
doctor gave me 100 co codamol

time to get comfy lads
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>>25776103
That's why Scandanavian women are attractive, they're British.
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>>25776139
Pretty much

White women in this country are trash
>>
Do you know anyone that would be your wedding best man; could you be someone's best man?
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>>25776165
agreed, they're pretty fucking awful
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>>25776210
I'd talk at my friend's wedding, purely because I'm good at words and he thinks I'm his best friend
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>>25776210
I was a best man. Speech went well. Was a good wedding.

>inb4 normie
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>>25776210
>Do you know anyone that would be your wedding best man

No

>could you be someone's best man?

I don't even know what a best man is supposed to do. Fortunately for me I don't have any friends so I don't see this becoming an issue.
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>>25776260
>>25776266
Why do you come here, normie scum?
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>>25776165
>>25776221

t. Abdul and Iqbal
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>>25776306
>tfw my name is actually iqbal

sh-should i leave?
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I'm so drunk lads, now watch me whip
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>>25776306
t. Nick Griffin
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>>25776289
Make a faux-meaningful speech about the power of love and the strength of their relationship, basically make everything seem great even if it isn't

>>25776304
I have one friend who I don't like, what do you want from me?
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>>25776329
uh yes lol
this thread is for brits
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>>25776329
No, at least half the poster ITT are pakis
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>>25776416
>poleaboo is half a poster

what
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>>25776354
>Make a faux-meaningful speech about the power of love and the strength of their relationship, basically make everything seem great even if it isn't

No you just tell an embarrassing story involving the Groom. That's literally it.
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>>25776304
I used to be not as normal as I am, lost my virginity at 26. I have a lot of empathy for robot bros, so I come here sometimes to tell them to jus b urself.
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>>25775871
I only had the one pham, just had a lamb vindaloo though
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>>25776336
You hate white people, so what are you even doing here

>tfw exposure to Pakistanis is proving that /pol. was in fact, right and not just a buch of racist arseholes...
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Poleaboo is watching the snooker
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>>25776524
See >>25776416

Fuck off, Nick

Our country, our thread
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If I lied on my CV and said I'd spent the last 2 years living and working in Chile rather than sitting in my room all day, could employers find out?
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Pick a name, pick a place, chances are I've had the means to be there.
Pick a date, pick a time, I got it from a friend of mine, the ability to
Socialize.
Holy Mackerel
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>>25776571
I don't see how they could.
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>>25776613
piss off poof
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>>25776143
make sure you use water extraction to separate the paracetamol, that shit's really bad for you.
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>>25776571

if you reference the said company they could ring up and check but i highly doubt they would care enough to check. unless you work in a really niche area
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>>25776571
yeah they'd check your flight records
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>>25776571
Do they even have internet or phones or a postal service over there?

satire pls no bully
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>make status on fagbook commenting on 'music moguls' on BBC 4
>complain about not covering certain things
>gets a few likes and a comment backing me up
>feelsgoodman.shittystreetart
>remember I hadn't watched first half hour of episode
>gottadosomething.MP3
>change privacy setting to 'only me' cos feel stupid deleting it

No one has messaged me yet but feeling pretty worried. Why do I post there mates?
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>>25776719
They've already forgotten. Nobody will even notice the status is gone.
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>>25776444
Mongrelfeel
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>>25776571
Lying isn't a great idea m8.

That said I have been vague and embelished things on my CV to cover for periods of unemployment.

Remember you don't actually have to put any dates on your CV, you can just put a list of previous jobs. They'll ask but you can handwave some bullshit to cover it, like 'I went traveling' or whatever.