Who has the most pathetic life on R9K?

I guarantee it is me.
I shitpost on various websites for about 10 hours a day. I commute to school for my daily classes. Have a campus of 40k or so, and I don't know a single person there. I have not spoken to literally anyone at school, I am a junior. not a single friend in my life. IDK why I even have a phone, it is empty. Try to one up me. Protip: you cannot

>>25759506
Is this a shitpost? I mean you have been to college which is better than some robots here who dropped out of high school.

>>25759037
Probably mystery.jpg

>>25759506
I met a robot recently who has ALS and can't use most of his body. You're doing fine compared to some people here.

>>25759529

like that matters. college is hell.

>>25759561
maybe the fringe of the fringe have it worse. But i am the bottom of the barrel, absolutely.

>>25759561
and besides, having ALS isn't pathetic.

>be me
>30 year old kv
>permanently handicapped in my legs
>I still get horny af but will never have sex
>work in journalism, but because I'm so unappealing, I'll never be able to go into local news
>still live with my parents because they're afraid of me killing myself due to loneliness
>when I'm at home, I lock myself in my room and play nonstop call of duty
>my parents want me to make friends, but I don't even have the motivation to make my own dinner

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Me

>4'6
>3 inch penis
>56 IQ
>Teeth have all but rotted away
>Handholdless, eyecontactless, kissless virgin hobo( with scoliosis)
>Live in the subway system subsisting off cigarette butts and old rubberbands
>Scrounge up discarded newspaper to make diapers which I use to treat my incontinence
>Can only masturbate to Floor tiles and Anal vore
>Doctor tried to put me back in when I was born

>>25759707
Pls Mulder and Scully, I want to believe.

What happened to that kid that was living in a house that looked abandoned and filled with garbage,he took pics of a 4 month old sour cream container melting in an oven?

>Having a pissing contest to see who has it worse
Gee that kinda sounds like this other place on the internet I heard about. What was that sites name again???

>>25760024
assholefever.com?

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>be me
>Have to be a member of the same species as you degenerate fucks.

>>25760024
Once you remember it you should go back there and never come back

>>25759037

>most pathetic life

I might win something for once.

>Penis and scrotum cancerous and had to be excised
>Have to piss through a catheter now and take testosterone replacement
>Will never have sex

>>25759707
holy fuck, I'm going to go and brush my teeth

>>25760141
That's exactly what I thought after reading that

>>25759707
kek fucking normie

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I have anhedonia and probably will develop schizophrenia in the future

I got it from a burnout from work, I'm anxious all the time for no reason and I can't even sleep at night.

It can happen to anyone in his 20s to his 30s.

Depression can also evolve into schizophrenia.

I fucking hate my life I know I'm schizophrenic.

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>>25759546
This one is true. Ding ding ding.

Someone come kill me and rescue me from my misery

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>>25759037
>mom is dead
>dad doesnt give a shit about me
>everyone in my family is successful/married but me
>mooching off my aunt for rent money for almost 4 years now
>23 yrs old
>doesn't drive because no one will teach me
>cant get a job
>overweight
>3 inch penis
>kissless virgin
>only going to college so i can get free financial aid money on shit i want
Yeah If you live with your parents you automatically have it better than me.

>>25760128
Shit bro

>>25759506
Your life is just fine dude. Stop acting like your off the hook pathetic

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>>25761548
I'll do anything to stop you from posting.

>>25759506
I use my phone for shortlisting and 32gb of memes and sad anime music
I am worse

>>25761770
I hope things go better for you in the future OP
I really do.

>no friends or family
>29 minimum wage job
>haven't even shook somebody's hand in 5 years
>can't kill myself because scared
>get bullied by teenagers who live at my apt building
>they make me cry in front of their girlfriends
>tried to talk to one of their moms to get it to stop
>yelled at me until my face started getting red and tears were in my eyes
>told me to take my baby ass home
>kids stole my wallet when I called the police one of the gf said I tried to grab her
>trouble speaking because of stutter so I couldn't convince the cops other wise
>got eviction notice today
>don't know what to do

>>25759707
yeah that's pretty bad but my one of my friends with benefits said we couldnt fuck anymore so... i think i have it worse

>>25761770
kek normie

>>25759707
Lol.
>2 inch hard exactly, my dick is basically just a dick head. Small balls with dick seam halfway through sack, phimosis
>5'1
>balding, super widows peak
>102 iq
>hemorrhoids
CHRONIC KIDNEY STONES.

Superficial and shallow things that are wrong with you are nothing. Loneliness and small penises don't count as anything.

People with the most fucked up medical conditions win. There are robots on here missing limbs. There was a thread yesterday with someone one with AIDs. Degenerative medical conditions. If you don't have a medical condition that's torturing you every day and you barely count as being alive you don't win.

>live alone
>mild assburger
>married friend wants me to babysit
>bullied by 10 yr old kids

>been trying to fit in with the normies for the past 20 years of my life
>have always failed miserably
>still a kissless virgin with no friends that no one gives a shit about

I guess I have it better than most.

>>25762979
man can I just give you a hug

>>25759037
>23.
>Live with Mum.
>Failed University.
>No friends.
>No social life.
>Suicidal.
>Crohns disease.

Kill me now.

>>25763213
Would rather you kill me painlessly without me knowing about it

>5'9
>Mixed
Double negatives

>24 virgin
>moved in with mom after I lost my job
>she gets a better job in the south and rents a second home
>she comes by on the weekends to make sure I haven't killed myself

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is it worst to have it only to lose it, or to never have it to begin with?

i used to have fun. exploring the city with friends, going to parties and shows, and even managed to fuck a fair amount of times. even lost my virginity to a girl with the exact body as pic related. but shit happened, and long story short i ended up in trouble with the law. i was in from pretty rough places, with some pretty tough dudes, and i wasn't either of those things. so i learned to look the part, but i never could shake that demeanor, so now people think i'm unapproachable.school system was a joke in there, it screwed me over academically. went on to develop crippling anxiety upon my release, to the point where i often spent months without stepping out my front door. i haven't talked to my friends in about 3 years, and i haven't been anywhere further than 3 miles from my house in about as much time. now i spend my days jacking off to porn, playing xbox, and browsing here. i honestly can;t even remember the last time i spoke to a grill other than my sister or mom. she's 5 years younger than me, but she'll be heading off to college soon, before me. she's the obvious favorite, and i don't blame them, but they don't even try to hide it. also i'm 5'2.

>>25759707
anal vore isn't even bad

>>25759037
>walnut sized lump under my right jaw that i've had for a year+
>it's gotten bigger(it was the size of a pea at one point)
>the entire right side of my neck feels like shit/concrete everyday all day for the last 6 months..
>won't go to the doctor.
>I'll continue to feed this thing with marlboro reds and booze until I choke to death.

Not the worst/most pathetic situation but I know what's headed in my future.

>>25763428
Good luck with your cancer suicide. You should nickname your tumour wally.

>>25759506
>have phone
>go to school
worst life

>>25759637
>30 year old kv
good
>works
nope
>plays call of duty
nope

>>25759707
Fake

>>25761770
pretty good

>>25762979
not enough

>>25763214
This should just be the bare minimum to be a robot minus the chrons

Here is my entry:

>32 years old *insert any activity here with a human being*less virgin
>drop out
>minimum wage job, black work so no retirement ever
>weak health, never been able to do a legit push up
>several serious medical symphtoms but never go to the doctor
>live with mom
>she has cancer
>fapping is a chore
>terrified of people especially women
>never drink any alcohol, smoeked a cigarette or did drugs
>lost most of my hair in the past year
>machild
>etc

25 years old. Havent had sex in 5 years. 6 inch dick hidden by 4 inches of fat.. 6 foot 2 350 pounds. Lost all friends after highschool... suffer from depression since young. due to childhood abuse. Be 18 depression anxiety mental disorders take hold... personality disorders take hold.. no job lots of money. Live at home with my abusive mother. Spend all my time playing vidya and racking up good boy points for weekend chicken tendies.

>>25763214
I think I might have Crohns. How did you get diagnosed? Since around November I've had bloody diarrheah and often times feel like the shit is hot bubbly tar in my stomach, I think that's indigestion. Blood, urine, and stool samples showed nothing, I'm getting a colonoscopy. What do you think?

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>>25763495
>Havent had sex in 5 years
get out

>>25763488
Decent


The person who's going to win is someone who's 30+, a virgin, severely disabled in some way and lives with a family member, never having worked or had any serious kind of relationship with another human being. The type of dungeon

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>>25759707
I fucking died

>>25759529

meh ged robots make more money than college grads nowadays

-No job
-No GF
-No friends
-No education
-Wheelchair
-Overweight
-Ugly
-Suicidal
-Depressed

How did I do?

>>25759037
ME. BECAUSE I HAVE THE BIGGEST VICTIM COMPLEX!

>>25764439
every one is equal
just be yourself

- chad

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>>25759037
>6'2
>7.5x6 pee pee
>rich
>126 IQ
>8/10 facial aesthetics
>fit
>Aspergers and probably autism.

Life truely is suffering knowing what I may have been.Atleast I am not a virgin.

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>>25759506
My life is nearly the same, but I don't go to school anymore.

>>25764475

Even at chads worst he still gets the bitches, money and power. How is chad making $200 a day fucking loser asshole doing nothing. Fucking chads ruined my life,

>>25764430

Ask for what you want anon, they'll give it to you out of privilege. You can literally do anything at this point. Positive or negative. I would start by Researching some resources on google for your situation and where you want to be.

>>25765468

That's assuming anon wants to improve kek.

I once anonymously posted a picture i took on 4chan.
Someone immediately replied that nobody gives a shit about my picture.
It actually ruined my day. I felt like shit for the entire day.

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NOT ME

AND THAT IS WHY

I KEEP COMING BACK

>>25762979
having no family

thats what im afraid of. even tho i hate them but i cant imagine myself without them.

>>25765569
also im the youngest and their all decades older than me. so that means im going to watch them die one by one eventually.

I have leukemia and AIDS. I didn't even get AIDS from sex, I was born with it. Maybe not that bad on it's own, but I've been battling constant depression my entire life as far back as I can remember, and my family is dead. I have no friends.

>>25765569
I'm the guy you were replying to, I haven't been able to sleep because I'm so worried.

I lost my parents to a car accident when my dad was drunk driving so I was raised by my crack head aunt who constantly yelled and beat me, it's one of the reasons I can't handle being in bad situations with people, well that and the fact it takes me minutes to say a few things. So when women yell at me I'm terrified and frustrated at the same time.

>>25759631
>and besides, having ALS isn't pathetic.
This
You lose robot marks for having an actual disability (this is a good thing - Don't get po'd)

>30
>live alone
>no pets
>no friends
>KHHV
>shitpost on 4chan 14 hours a day
>pissbottle beside desk
>cum sock
>poop sock
>have to use poop spoon or fingers to dig out poo

Probably that guy who posted in 2012 about not leaving his room for 10 years. Unfortunately the archive that had the post is gone so I can't find it.

>>25759637
You're an okay guy, anon - I'd like to be your friend.

>>25760057
diddums

>>25765856
you just added the poopie stuff to sound more pathetic, right?

>>25760574
Have you symptoms?

>>25763574
You might have severe colitis. I have it too, but my symptoms are not as strong as yours. The colonoscopy will help a lot. They might prescribe omaparazole.

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>be 19
>have gmod screenshot collection
>sometimes post on /v/
>accused for being 12

>>25763202
What did they do, man? Kids can be little shits

>>25763343
I just found my 10/10. That fucking body. Holy shit.

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>Left leg is deformed because of childhood accident
>Have to use a cane to campus everyday
>No friends because of years of bullying leading to low self esteem
>Poor. I literally live in a 3rd world country
>Spend my days just browsing the internet
>Only 4 contact numbers in my phone
>The only person who ever calls me is my mom

>>25766015
>In 3rd world country
>Has internet access.

I'm sure there are people around you who have it worse.

>>25766015
where do you live (country)?

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>>25764494
>see this post
>understand because i'm my own worst enemy too
>go on google to try and find a relevant original pepe to post
>realise as i'm scrolling that i could be doing almost literally anything else and it would help me improve my life
>exercise, read, write, draw, reply to the birthday messages i got months ago
>i keep scrolling
>within seconds the faint motivation i had faded completely
>and all i could find is this dumb frog to post
>pic related

>>25762979
I literally can't see myself sucking up something like that
I would probably daydream about slashing those motherfuckers throats
And then proceed to do it

>>25766039
Indonesia. If I was at least a 5/10 white man I could still score some chicks here.

>>25762818
So the Sakura poster is a fucking tripfag. No wonder they're so cancerous.

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>>25759959
I knew I saved this for a reason

>>25766037
3rd world country doesn't automatically imply that I live in a hut transferring data using coconut morse code. We have internet cafes here too.
>I'm sure there are people around you who have it worse
wow that automatically solved all the problems I have.

Nigga, god damn that shit was gross.

>>25766107
good god. How can someone live in that filth? Depression?

>>25766145
He's given up, a broken man

>>25766123
Third world is pretty fucking bad. Yeah, you have internet cafes and shit, but most of the population wouldn't have access.

>>25766107
>every once in a while i'll boil some water and scrub myself

>>25759637
At least you have work, I'm like you but jobless and dad died.

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>started playing video games when i was around 6
>did nothing but play video games
>thought that i would never get bored of video games
>be 18
>getting real fucking bored of video games
>try to communicate with the outside world
>realize im autistic

where the fuck do i go from here?

>>25765660

am really sorry .

>>25766529
lets add a few things a might as well add

>dont talk to anyone but my mother
>obviously dont have a single friend
>HAVE NEVER MASTURBATED BECAUSE IT DOSNT FEEL ANY GOOD

>>25766529
You now start with the anime addiction

>>25766529
>bored of video games
How does this happen? I still play them at 25, I started around 4.

>>25766741
my only guess is that it feels like im doing the same things over and over again

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>25
>HKV
>friendless
>neet
>failed community college multiple times
>i was diagnosed with learning disabilities in high school and took special ed
>mom cries about me being such a loser
>all my cousins have wife's,beautiful families,and progressing in their careers
>tfw can't even land a job at a supermarket
>sometimes I feel the urge to go back to school and work part time at McDonalds or some shit, turn my life around
>then I realize I have diagnosed learning disabilities and me going back to school is like a guy in a wheel chair trying to make the team in D2 basketball program
>Everything is old
>the house I live in, my parents are close to dying,my pc is 2008 model, my shoes, my clothes are old,every day blends in, life is getting old
>people around me are progressing in all fronts of life and I'm the same person who walked out of those doors when I left high school
>too apathetic to change
>the cartilage in my knee is almost completely gone
>tfw can't do manual labor because will need a knee replacement when I'm 35
>the only joy in life I have that is my football team may be good again and winning the lotto is a tiny possibility

>>25766891
how do you know the cartilage in your knee is gone?

>>25766962
I had a MRI done and the doctor said it's arthritic

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>no education
>no friends
>no job
>no social skills
>never had a girlfriend
>never even kissed a girl
>date of last physical contact (other than by accident) with a female is unknown
>shitty old computer because no money to buy a new one so can't play any games made after 2005
>white meaning 99% of society hates me
>thin hair, probably balding
>can't feel anything
>testosterone so low I can't even fap
>muscle mass so low everything feels like running a marathon
>my back looks like quasimodo
>yellow teeth
>asymmetric face
>manlet
>dwarf penis
>guns banned in my country so can't even shoot up a public place
>police so fucking useless in this country that suicide-by-cop doesn't work because the useless fuckers doesn't even know how to kill someone with a gun

>>25763205
just focus on losing weight, count your calories. being skinny will fix all ur problems. almost

>>25767136
I don't know if you're aware but it's possible to die without a gun. Also
>guns banned in my country

So you live in some faggy European country with free college and healthcare? Oh no, how awful.

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>>25767289
He mentioned guns because he want give some respect to yours american gun-owning libertarian master race from his totalitarian free-hating lazy police state, where he unfortunately was born.

Of course he can just hang or gas himself during live stream on Twitch.

Kissless virgin failing my first college year and I'm having an MRI tomorow because I'm having the basic symptoms on a brain tumor

>>25760128

Pics of mangina now

>>25767487
So you can blame brain tumor on failing college? How is that bad?

You can't be judged so you are free.

>>25766094
Indonesia ain't so bad, especially if you live around Jakarta or Tangerang area. It's a part of the world that literally nobody knows or cares about and its relatively safe from everywhere else's bullshit. Living costs are cheap too, and the economy's doing relatively good.

>>25759037
>30 knowledgeless virgin
>entire life spent in iron lung
>I've never actually seen my dick to know how small it is
>I've never once been in contact with a female since my mom died birthing me
>Live with 98 year old dad who is comatose most of the time
>Never have seen a woman in person
>Don't know what a woman looks like without clothes

>21
>failed multiple classes in fucking COMMUNITY COLLEGE
>went under academic probation
>too ashamed to go back

Sometimes, when another driver is being a asshole and almost kills me, I get a little happy.

>>25767800
winrarrrr4rrrr

>be 28 and live with my mom
>dad left when I was 14
>mom has new boyfriend for past 2 months
>I have 20000 GBP saved up over the last few months
>Going to buy tendies (obviously) plus a new cum figurine of my favorite superhero (The Hulk)
>I check my GBP balance this morning
>mom has withdrawn all of my GBP to give to her boyfriend in order to bribe him to give her oral sex
>I barge into her room
>he's eating her puss
>I start to shake
>MOM WHY DID YOU GIVE MY GOOD BOY POINTS TO TODD I WAS SAVING THOSE FOR MONTHS
>She says Todd has been a good boy too
>I let out a REE and fart and go to my room to cry in my blankie
>Todd comes in 15 minutes later, naked with a few pubes hanging from his mouth and winks at me
>"Thanks, kid."
>"I'm not a kid. I'm a man, Todd."

Fuck Todd

>be indian

>>25767594
because the symptoms had a very sudden onset

My parents disowned me at 16 when they found out I was non-binary. I am a fluid pangender star queen.

>Be me
>32yo neet
>Left school at 15 with no qualifications
>Haven't worked in over ten years
>No skills
>No friends
>Mental psychosis so have to take anti psychotic meds
>Mother is insane after losing a baby to cancer
>Sister was raped as a child so only gets with guys who abuse her
>Father is an insane transexual

>>25768905
Who do you live with and how do you support yourself?

>>25759707
>56 IQ
>floor tiles
>doctors trying to put you back in
b8

>African-American
>NEET
>kissless virgin, never had a job or gf
>1 inch penis stub
>obese
>one of the first autists
>homeless for most of my life
>live outside a walmart
>60th birthday coming soon
I've lived too long. This is what awaits you.

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>>25759506
i do the same thing but got got kicked out of college

>>25765969
Ok. Thank you.

>>25769844
how did you post this?

The NEETS do!

>>25763455
Post your life so we can judge you instead.

>>25770662
Stolen phone

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>>25759707
>Doctor tried to put me back in when I was born

b8 but made me kek

>>25759506
I am 33 year old friendless virgin highschool dropout disabled neet

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Its definitely Poleaboo. He got arrested for filming a polish qt3.14 he was living with taking a shit.

All he does is play hearthstone, pretend to apply for jobs and try to set up facebook/gmail phishing scams

>18
>kv
>mixed
>cracky voice
>tryhard
>smoke weed with my parents money

>>25771318
>Smoke weed

The normiest of normie pass times

>>25771361
yea sure
I am a really normie guy
kissless virgin
ugly as sin
sure senpai

>>25771376
You smoke weed. You need to talk to someone to buy that. Normies build a culture around smoking weed.

You're so normie it hurts

I am about to win this trophy
I don't need to much of an effort
I just want to tell you guys
My nickname in highschool literally translates to "shit" in your language
>being called a turd

>>25760128
You can still be fukt in your boipussy

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>18
>in uni
>7/10 facial aesthetics
>nice body
>meet new people every day
>No problem talking to strangers
>get attention from males and females
>no problem hooking up with girls
Sucks for y'all lmao

>>25768242
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't know what a woman looks like naked

You didn't seriously fall for this bait right anon?

>>25771430
Or he could be buying his weed from a store. I knew an old fat guy in his 40s that lives with his mom and he has a medical card, he didn't know any dealers and didn't have friends.

>>25771430
>>25771601
buying weed in my country is literally entering an alley (any alley, staircase), locating the dealer and asking for it

>>25771361
at least normies know how to spell "past times".

I've come to realize that the average user of /r9k/ is not just troubled with women, but also completely illiterate and uneducated.

I think this board is ironically hilarious til I remember you people are actually too stupid to realize what you're doing wrong.

>>25771430
>not ordering off the black market
Holy shit this normie doesn't even know how to correctly score drugs.

>43 years old
>KV
>never had a job
>live with my eldery mother
>bald
>crooked nose
>fat as fuck
>orange teeth, lost a few
>baby dick
>covered in corse black body hair
>alcoholic
>steal from my mothers savings to pay for booze

The darkness closes in, lads.

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>>25759707
>Doctor tried to put me back in when I was born

lost my shit

>23 years old
>Failed highschool twice
>Minimum wage job
>Living with mom and dad
>Kissless virgin
>Anxiety so bad i have to psych myself up to go to work everyday
>Ugly and fat
>Brothers and sister are all uni educated, pulling at 60k+ per year
>Get called failure to my face by family and relatives.
>Hope everyday I dont wake up from my sleep ever
Fucking kill me

>>25771911
>60k
Don't worry your brothers and sisters are failures too lamo

>>25759707
my fucking sides
holy shit anon

>>25771692
I literally don't say more than 5 words when I score dope. Any robot can do it.