Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :) Normies right? Fuck them :)
>tfw your wife's son finds your semen receptacle
You guys are fucking disgusting. I'm going back to Reddit.
I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS ALONE.
I used tissues and advanced to toilet roll, then I grabbed a towel, I stash it for special occasions, and I drink whisky neat to cripple myself further. It's the agony that keeps me alive and I don't regret it. This towel has seen my war and swallowed my tears.
Happened to me before when I lived at a friend's house. His mom roasted me infront of the whole family. But I never pissed in a bottle again.
It was because someone was in the restroom and I really had to go, I was high so I just got a bottle and pissed and forgot to throw it out.
Bit me in the ass.
A couple days ago my latest cum sock disappeared. Sometimes my mom will borrow my socks.
>tfw don't know if she washed it or wore it
>tfw don't know which I would prefer
I think I'd rather she unknowingly wore it.
>mfw I'm depressed
>mfw I haven't cried in about 10 years
>mom found the cum bowls I left in my mini fridge
>tfw cum in your blankets
>blankets have crunchy spots
>mfw she didn't notice
>Dads new boyfriend found my emergency peanut butter
I put my poopsock in the freezer in a diet ice cream container so it doesn't smell.
You are going to destroy your drain doing that.
Most of it is washed away, but it still leaves a polymer like substance behind. It can fuck up your shower's drain and cause it to back up.
Have fun losing your GBP when mommy has to pay a shit ton to replace everything.
>tfw mommy finds your vomit blender
I still haven't talked to her for hours.... wat do, robots?
>go to babysitters after school everyday when i was little
>put boogers on walls
>babysitter says she's looking for the culprit
>lay low for a while
>little sister gets caught
>Time to school
>Mom wakes me up and goes back to doing her thing
>sneakingly go back to sleep
>wake up at 12 pm
>realize she's downstairs
>doesn't know im home
>proceed to game and eat my stocked snacky wacky's i have stached in my drawers
>gaming got me bored i need to fap
>blasting hentai through headphones
>see the glare of light on screen as if someone opened the door behind me
>mom walks in to put clothes in drawer
>the food drawer
>dick & balls are out
>cartoon girls moaning loudly
>she just walks out
>disgusted with myself as i keep fapping
>nut all over myself
>go back to gaming and eat chips
mommy took away all my GBP
today was not a good day
Yep that's why some unis have signs in their baths that state "No masturbating in the shower please."
A little wank in the wash is fine on the odd occasion, but if you do it a lot you will fuck up your plumbing.
>mom walked in on my gf fucking her bull while i was masturbating
TOP FUCKING KEK, post a green text story
>dad kicked me out because he wore my poop hat by mistake
Those were fucking great, I'm glad that never happened to me when I used to fap like a madman in my younger days. The only concerning thing that happened to me was when I would throw my cum tissues into the trash instead of flushing them and I would find the trash can empty after I came home from school. It bothered me but I always acted like it never happened and no one ever brought it up either.
That was a rather spot on observation anon.
>tfw your mom finds your cage of inbred, forced to be cannibal mice that youve been raising for years to make the mothers eat the weakest offspring, whilst calling yourself "the decider"
>go on normiebook and print out a picture of a girl who I wanted to fuck
>jizz on it and crumple ot under the computer
>my dad makes a joke about it
>make poopies in the toilet
>No good boy points from mommy
>tfw mom finds my poop toybox
True story, I was a really weird child
I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HYPERBOLIC AND FAKE
>use baby wipes for superior after fap clean up
>just discard them next to my desk
>clean up after an hour or so when ive regained composure
>mum barges in 1 time
>starts complaining about messy room
>say i'll clean it later
>she demands its done now and starts cleaning
>picks up jizz soaked babywipes
>We both kinda freeze as we both realize
>"anon....have i just touched something disgusting?"
>try to pretend i didn't notice and keep playing my vidya
She didn't try to clean my room herself anymore after that.
Oh my god, I'm not fucking alone here
Recently took a knife and scraped a bunch off
I honestly do have fapping pants.
They're soft sweat pants I put on when I fap. I rub my dick through them until I ejaculate into them. I have three pairs and wash them every other week.
I used to let them get really nasty but I got a bad rash last year (jock itch) so I've been careful ever since.
>mommy barges in room on saturday
>mommy whats wrong its saturday
>yells at how my room smells like farts and sweat
>mommy mommy relax
>goes into closet
>multiple chip bags in corner over months of hoarding
>poopoopeepee boxers with skid marks on them
>holes near the asshole
>cum stained towelettes
>mommy mommy please dont take away my goodboypoints
>proceeds to make me clean my apocalyptic disaster of a room
>didnt even get to watch cartoons
>no club penguin for a week
WHY DOES LIFE HAVE TO BE SO HARD
>sisters son found my shit spoon
Well how the fuck else am I supposed to get it out!
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only autist obsessed with clean.
Everything is in its place, I have an oil warmer and make my own scented oils, I shower twice a day, disgusted by eating, I have a uv lamp I run while I'm out of the room, and I keep the windows open for clean cold air, alcohol hand foam dispenser, all that shit. I love winter because lower temps inhibit bacterial growth.
I'm ready to get my own place though. Every fucking mm of the house will be purpose designed and built. Copper countertops and sink, exceptional ventilation systems, no open floor plan bullshit, polished concrete floors, ceilings, and walls, possibly with antimicrobial or at least inhibiting coating. All appliances will be stainless steel, and very minimalist, luxury type decor shit.
I'm really not a germaphobe, buts it's nice knowing I can be clean if I want to be. I enjoy house plants. I will have orchids, like a stupid amount of them. It will work though because the house will be relatively bare elsewhere.
I ACTUALLY remove my turds with my finger
no jk I use it left hand finger and I wash it after really hard.
no trolling I just like my anus clear before using my prostate massagers because using enemas too often can damage digesting system and shit.
>mfw you thought it was a joke
I use the back end of a spoon. I forgot to wash it and it kind of crusted up, stupid toddler fuck put it in his mouth. Had to tell him it was chocolate, which he now shudders at.
>talking with brother
>he mishears me and "corrects" me
>tell him that's what I said
>he starts arguing with me because he thinks he knows what I said better than I do
>he starts just screaming "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP" over and over again
>parents come into the room and start screaming at us
>he screams that I started it
>they start both screaming at me because the dishes didn't get done yesterday because I was busy
>they're screaming about how I haven't done them in "over a fucking week" because the sink is too full for it to have only been two days
>yell at them that nobody ever brings any dishes out until I've already loaded up the dishwasher so it always looks full
>start yelling at me because there are flies buzzing all over
>yell at them that it's because they always leave empty cans on the cupboard and never wash them so the flies go after that
>tell them that maybe there wouldn't be so many fucking flies if they weren't a bunch of fucking slobs
>point out that they have empty pizza boxes everywhere because it's basically all they eat
>point out that I've been cleaning cat shit off the bathroom floor every day for a week because none of them will clean the cat's litterbox
>point out the 6-inch high stack of old food plates just left there because nobody ever picks up the cat's old plate when they feed him
>got kicked out
>sat in the park washroom in -10 celsius degree weather all day with no jacket
>snuck back in after everyone went to sleep
I might seriously kill myself. This is too much. I miss my old job. At least I could afford to live alone. I'd forgotten how unbearable my family is.
>mom has yet to find the following things: Toe nail jar, Fart bottle, cum pants.
and she never will
I find diet is best for that. I eat whole wheat everything, and eat lots of popcorn. In addition to backdoor fun times it saves money and time on toilet paper too. Just take it slow, I tried fiber one bars and they were so good I had 3 in one day, this is on top of my normal diet. It ended in an anal fissure, shitting blood for 3 weeks, and two months after bleeding stopped before I could put things in my butt again.
This is not an original comment Mr Roboto
The worst part is that they're hypocrites. They yell at me for having a glass in my room for water but they keep piles of dishes in theirs. They yell at me over garbage that's migrated from my brother's room (he has a literal heap of trash outside the door to his room that gets spread around whenever he goes in or out of it) because "cleaning is everyone's responsibility" and then get self-righteous and talk about how they cleaned up after us all the time (lies) and how they've "given up" on cleaning because "nobody else does it around here" (also lies).
>roommate found my old stuffed animals and made fun of me
Fuck you Derek, they're all I have left of the 4 years where I was actually happy.
I don't cry often anymore but I just weep quietly into my pillow when I do.
mfw mom threw away my skin jar and I had to pick it out of the dirty garbage
>That feel when sister once walked in on me watching hentai
>That feel when I was in full trap mode, make-up, hair in ribbons, dress and thigh highs
>Sister yells out who the fuck are you before she recognizes me
>Gives me a weird look then backs out of the room
Thank God I was masturbating through my panties. But it gets worse.
>That feel when sister gets me to dress up again for a friend who didn't believe I looked like a girl
>That feel when she blackmailed me for two years
>That feel when it got sexual sometimes and I regret everything
I thought I was the only one. Although I have a whole Fart bottle cellar with different ages and types of farts. I invite my fart sommelier friends over for a fart smelling party where we describe the farts.
then if you bring that up they pull out the old
>you live here for free
>you can move out if you dont like it
>we raised you so stfu
What are your stuffed animals? I have a happy family of foxes. Mommy fox, daddy fox, and baby fox. I like them in my bed but worried it was too childish. Instead they sit on a bookshelf within arms reach from my bed and watch me. I normally don't care about things, but last time someone picked one up I got physically sick. It was totally unexpected. I guess I never realized just how attached I was to them. If someone picked on me for them I don't know what I'd do. Sometimes I like to take a bunch of dxm and get sick then hold mommy fox and pretend I'm a little kid again tucked safelsafely in bed and watch my favorite childhood movies. It's weird but my fondest memories are being sick as a kid, and dxm captures the feeling perfectly. Add some sprite, powerade, and a cold washcloth on my forehead and the emotional tide is so strong I find myself unable to hold back tears.
It sucks being a big tall gross lanklet grownup. I don't know how to do this shit. At some point people stop treating you like a slow kid and put on a forced fake niceness tinged with fear. I can hear them thinking 'oh shit what is that gross retard doing? I better not piss it off, maybe it will go away on its own'. My only friefriend is the liquor store lady. She buys fighting cock for we even though I'm the only person she says that buys it. Shelf space is valuable. It's just one case at a time but I truly appreciate the gesture. I could never go to another store now because of it, it feels like cheating. One time I was visiting family in another city and ran out because I only brought one bottle so I got some old crow there. I still feel guilty. What's the deal with guys who purposely rotate stores? Surely such behavior is more shameful than going to the same store too often would it be discovered.
My mom found a suicide note and brought me to a mental hospital. I decided not to do it. Nobody would have known if she didn't search my room. Now I can't join the military or own a gun. Fuck you mom.
Yeah, no fucking shit. We promised not to tell anyone what happened, but she still gives me this look sometimes, I think she misses it. I try to avoid her.
Very. I had hormone problems so I didn't develop much and I had small breasts. It's why I got into it.
I regret it because it messed up our relationship. It was her fault for blackmailing me, but I'd be lying if I didn't say I enjoyed it sometimes. It could get extreme.
A rabbit and a bear. I got the bear when I was really young. I don't remember not having him. He's a bit flat and he lost part of his eye years ago but I love him. My favourite is the rabbit. I got him when I was 4 but I didn't even want to name him because I didn't care. Then one night I forgot the bear outside and slept with the rabbit instead and I really loved him. His fur used to be really soft but he's pretty much threadbare and such from age and being loved a lot. I love them both very much, though. They usually sit on my dresser, but sometimes when I've had a bad day I cuddle with them both and cry. I don't really like other people touching them because I worry about them getting damaged. Just laying in bed cuddling with them is comforting. The smell kind of reminds me of childhood, when I was young and naive and, for a little bit at least, happy. Then people started dying and I got really depressed when I was a teenager, and twelve years later I still am.
>tfw I wiped my boogers on the wall behind my locker all through basic training and tank crewman school
>tfw its discovered when we have to clean the barracks before graduation
>tfw I get berated and told to clean it but the boogers are so caked on there I can't
>tfw another recruit cleans up my boogs while mocking me
>Cat drowned in the diarrhea collander
>maw got mad at me for leaving half a gallon of milk go to waste
>can't tell her it wasn't actually milk
>mom brings real dad over and go in the room when stepdad is working
>tfw grandma found my giantess stories
God fucking damnit
i keep getting muted. No.idea what this menes
when i was 8 i used to put my piss on the fridge, mom used to think it was juice so she never really cared. once she asked me what I was freezing juice for, I still remember her anger when I told her those where my fluids.
You're small time, most of this is taken from my fingers and over the joints of my fingers.
My fingers have thick skin pads over them cuz I do it so much, feels amazing to touch stuff after you clip the extra skin off.
Fine. I'll give you one that sticks out. It is important to remember I had very religious parents who would beat me black and blue for trapping.
>Sister ties hands behind my back because I'm her slave for the day
>Watches me try to tidy her room with this
>Pulls my shirt over my head and laughs
>Try to wiggle it off, hear her walk off
>Nearlygot it back down when I feel her snipping my sports bra open (I used it to hide boobs)
>Twists my nipple
>I think she was expecting me to scream because she just stands there
>Get shirt off my head, sister immediately pulls it back over and twists my nipple again making me moan
>Can't see, but feel her rub me through my jeans
>Suddenly cry out as she pushes me in the ground
>Bonk my head on the ground, but no time to think about it as she bites at my breasts and rubs me more, pulling down my fly
>Unbuttons jeans and slides them off, pulling my boxers with them
>Feel nothing for a while, tine stretches on forever and all I can think about is ow exposed I am
>Suddenly I feel a warm wetness on the tip of my dick, think in horror she's fucking me
>Realize she's sucking me off
>She gies hard and fast, stopping to moan, figure out she's masturbating
>Cum in her mouth without warning, she cries out
>Bites my nipple hard as punishment
>Tell her she owes me a sports bra
Call it fake and gay if you want. She did this stuff four or five times.
>not using a poopbin
you fucked up m8, with a poopbin you only have to dump it when it fills. I use one of those large plastic storage tubs and you get a good 4 weeks before it needs to go. Best part is you just slap the lid over it and you got a good table too.
>tfw poopbin is starting to overflow but cant be fucked to dump it
Man this is going to be a strange thing to thank someone for, but thanks for reminding me what the name was.
I swore that i once found a site where you could buy a girl's shit cookies/brownies/etc. and have been in disbelief ever since forgetting what the name was.
But now I remember! Thanks!
One, but I don't know if I want to greentext the whole thing, it's a little uncomfortable.
Long and short, we went camping with her and her friends and they dared us to make out. Later, she drunkenly came into my tent with condoms. I told her absolutely no way but she could overpower me (she went to the gym a lot, I was a scrawny faggot) and I didn't want to draw attention to what was happening in the tent.
She slipped it in with her mouth and fucked me for about half an hour before I came and she was satisfied. She fell asleep beside me. In the morning she looked a little shocked when she remembered what she did drunk but just laughed it off.
Anon, you're obviously uncomfortable talking about it. Please don't go into any more detail unless you're all right with it.
The rape fetishists here have no idea what it's actually like and how hard it is to talk about, even on an anonymous korean ditch-digging forum.
I think I've written enough fap bait. It kind of messed me up, I haven't been in a relationship since, and both guys/girls hit on me a lot. Being touched makes my hairs stand on end.
No, I'm worried about opening up a can of worms there. Gender issues, raped, anxiety, self harm. I feel like I'll make matters worse by talking about it.
Seriously though. How is a hikiNEET such as myself supposed to evacuate his bowels in a way that don't a. stink up the place b. give my bummie a rash from not getting all the poo poo off it
I'd try it just once, or you could try talking to yourself about it. I know it sounds weird but sometimes I'll talk to myself about my problems and can come out feeling better about it.
Sometimes with trauma the best thing is to just leave it be and do your best to avoid thinking of it, my mother had a crap childhood and credits her poor memory to it not possessing her thoughts.
I do that sometimes. I dn't know dude, I'm too far gone for help. My parents found out about my hormonal issues later, knocked out my front teeth and demanded I take testosterone tablets. I moved out and took estrogen for spite, but it actually made me happier?
It's messed up. Don't worry about me, anon, but I appreciate your concern.
I have to say that once you find a good therapist, it really helps in many things. Be it regular life or just outlook on stuff. I've been in therapy for quite a while with a woman I love about the same as I do my mother, I can't imagine how I'd turn out without her.
If you have the time and funds, you should go for it.
I think you'd be happier as a dude all things considered, just hard to find your masculinity.
> I'm too far gone for help
Little steps can take you far.
Guess I'll see you around tho, take care anon.
Maybe I'll try. I just wouldn't know where to start. I'm not bad off for money, my work pays okay and I houseshare.
I don't think so. I kind of swap between the two depending on company, but I don't pass for a boy anymore really. I always made a better girl, I think. It suits me, if that makes sense?
I don't think it's my sister's fault.
Therapists are normally better known via word of mouth, so if you have any friends to talk about it, that's where I'd start. If you think it makes you feel too vulnerable, then looking up numbers online seems to be the safest bet.
one time i fell asleep with porn on my laptop which was on my chest and my pants were down. i wake up laptop closed pants pulled up (lmao) and panicked. sister asked why there were girls in lingerie on my computer i said it was a popup.
>I always made a better girl, I think. It suits me, if that makes sense?
Hmm, well I'm not you it's just my gut feeling makes me think that it's just something for you to get lost in because you felt emasculated, something that snowballed from adolescence. All bullshit, I'm not qualified, just my gut reaction you know you best.
I don't have any friends. Maybe I'll look online.
I guess I'll talk about it to the therapist. I feel happier like this. Maybe it is internalized abuse, I don't know much about gender theory.
Thanks for caring, anons, nobody really has before.
It's babushka, get the fuck out, reddit.
You're not a real robot unless you, your mother, and your mother's mother are from the motherland.
I'd rather be a man than girl now, but I went through weird gender shit in my late teens too. It's good you didn't take oral test though. Shit butt fucks your liver 5 ways to Sunday. Injection is what you take when you don't want to die of liver failure. I tried tbol, a relatively mild roid and after 8 days I shat lily white soft serve super stinkies. I self diagnosed it as drug induced cholestasis, d/c'd the tbol, drank and ate pineapple until I would get sick, and prayed I wouldn't die until I was at least 200 lbs first. I pulled through after a few weeks, mild itching of skin but no yellow eyes at least. I should have known better since no alcohol tolerance and an already fucked liver from juvenile rheumatism and eating Tylenol like candy because no one told me how dangerous a drug it is. You live some you learn some.
No homo but if you were my friend we could crunchy roll and chill, no sex, but maybe some exposure therapy so you could eventually at least hold hands or receive hugs.
That'd be nice. I haven't held someone's hand before. I also like Crunchroll, I watch it on my Xbox. I've been watching Yuru Yuri S3.
I take it orally, I bum them off someone I know. I buy them, I mean, but no prescription. I still get blood tests to make sure it's going okay. I don't do any drugs, not even weed. I don't want to rely on them, I think it's a dangerous habit if you have mood issues.
I work in mental health and while I believe recreational drug is is none of the government's business beyond ensuring purity there are definitely those who shouldn't be messing with the shit.
When I was going through my I wish to be the little girl phase I would stare longingly at inhousepharmacy's whoremoans page. I don't know how much you're paying but hrt is pretty cheap there and on all day chemist.
I love me some yuruyuris by the way. I need to finish S2 sometime. When I have time off though all I can do is sleep and shitpost.
>regularly wipe my ass with bedsheets
>blow nose on them too
>cum to hideous porn fetishes on sheets
>cigarette ash and even butts are tolerated
"fucking hell anon, you're lucky you're so hot"
I agree and all, I just don't think it's a good lifestyle choice for me.
I pay her in dinner, actually. She comes around once a month, drops off pills, and I cook her a big roast dinner. I'm proud of my cooking. She's probably the closest thing I have to a friend, but she's like me, she can't trust people.
It's a reslly cute show. I'm watching Sakura Trick next. I like yuri animes.
>mom finds the cum curtain
>"Anon, what's this??"
>"I, uh, p-puked there and..."
>"And didn't clean it up, what the hell, anon?"
>quickly take it from her hands and throw it in the washing machine
>mom found the empty tissue boxes
>had cumsocks I was meaning to throw away in them
>she took them out, just left them on my desk, and didn't say a word about them
At least she didn't confront me.
>pep-pep and step-pepper find your pooptube
Piss bottle n fizz towel usually use cans empty jugs anything really dad's cleaned out my Piss jugs a few times he's a good guy everyone does it at my house my dad his girlfriend uses a empty tostitoes Jar to squat in a found it one time and had a little sippy sip out of my big boy sippy cup
My crunchy jizz towel and pee pee bottle
My brother went to elementary with a kid that would shit his pants in school and roll the turds out of his pant leg and across the room and no one really knew why there was poop everywhere
I can't see how, look I filled the damn thing up and I'm fine. Problem is it feels like I'm wearing gloves on my fingertips if I don't clip the skin so it becomes an endless cycle.
Trying to quit now and hoping the extra skin just eventually rubs off and i get soft sensitive fingertips again but it's so damn tempting to just bust out the nail clippers.
Only a part of it is, senpai.
>7 bottles of piss
>3 of them not capped
>get out of bed
>knock them over
>try to soak it up
>mom smells the room and asked if I spilled pee from my bottles
>she gets it out for me and says its fine and now cleans my piss bottles for me while I'm sleeping
Its a weird feel lads.
This fucking thread holy shit
My sides have left orbit, this is why I love /r9k/ kek
>Mom found my pantyhose and panty stash I stole from her underwear drawer.
>And the piss jugs
>mom found my online porn
>it was a virus adware malware popup mom
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>want show mom something on computer
>a window of loli porn open was open in fullscreen
>awkward "hm whats this..."
>asks if i really want to close because multiple tabs were open
worst day of my life
>grandpap found my blood carton
>drank it mistaking it for tomato juice
>asks me why i've been hiding it and if he can have more
When I was 14 I used to throw my cum tissues down beside my bed and I'd just pick em up and flush them down the loo the next time I left my room. I shared this habit with all tissues I used, and I frequently had hayfever so it wouldn't be unusual to have a mound of snotty tissues lying on the floor by my bed. One time during this after-fap period my mom walked in and I didn't have enough time to hide them, so I left them lying there and hoped she wouldn't notice. She went straight to them, picked them up, looked at them, and said "Ew". She then left the room to throw them out.
To this day I'm not sure if she thought they were nose tissues or knew they were dick tissues. I'm 70% sure it's the latter.
One time my mum found my hand traced porn I made from evangelion fanart I found online
It was basically clothed pics traced to be nude and with shitty detail added because I was like 10 and didn't know what a vagina looked like
Also one time she found a porn magazine in my bag (which I had found in the local park) I was trying to take to school to show my friends.
holy fuck that was an awful conversation
I wish i didn't remember this
Friendly reminder that you're not a robot unless you've had at least 3 of the following
mfw I have all 5
Holy shit, it's legit ahahahahaha!
dads are funny and unaffected by tha type of depravity cause they know theyve done some weird perverted stuff in private too. also since it was a girl it was confirmation that youre definitely straigjt which made him proud
I have a few warts on my fingers that are the same way. It's getting pretty bad now and the one one my left pointer finger is pretty painful now. I'm calling a derm tomorrow. If I can wake up before they close...
>tfw you find your friend's dad's piss bottle collection
I don't know what's worse, the fact that he doesn't just empty a single bottle once it's full or that his dad might be getting raised by a robot.
>mfw i used to throw all of my cum tissues in between my bed and the wall as a teenager
>about 2-3 per day on average
>the cleaning lady came once every two weeks
>sometimes i wouldn't remember to clean them up, or i would miss some
>she would always clean them up if there were any left over
When I was a kid I used to lie down in the bathtub, ass-in-air, and dig shit out of my ass with my fingers. I'd then squish them between my fingers.
One time I tried stuffing it down the drain, which didn't work. This led to me crying and the subsequent arrival of my dad, who had to scrape shit off the drain.
I still do this when I'm constipated, albeit with sheets of toilet paper shielding my finger.
>dad used recovery software on crashed pc
>finds my pen camera folder, sees the girls I filmed
>he makes jokes about it the next 5 years