>mom found the poopsock

>>25751590
YOUR WHAT?
Continue

>>25751616
the sock you poop in, normie.

Post pics, i don't believe you have a poopsock.

>>25751616
>not having a poop sock
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>mom found cumpillow

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>mom found my crying towel

>poopsock
>not having a combined wastejar for all your bodily secretions
casual as fuck

>mom found the 25 gallons of piss under my bed

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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :) Normies right? Fuck them :)

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The pissbottles under the bed are gone.

>>25752936
That actually is terrifying.

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>>25752936
>mfw my mom cleans my pissbottles up

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>mom opens the poo poo chest

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the crusty napkin by your bed is gone

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>tfw your wife's son finds your semen receptacle

>>25751616
>stupid normans don't defecate directly into a sock

>she washed my undies

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>mommy found my smegma jar

>>25752890
>crying towel
I thought I was the only one

you guys should start putting both your cum and belly lint into a combined container, the results of what you get are.....interesting

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>>25751590
>uncle found the meme bucket

i heard eating poop pills help you lose weight. why not eat it or freeze dry them n put it in pills n give/sell it to people who wanna lose fat

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You guys are fucking disgusting. I'm going back to Reddit.

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>>25752936
>myspace frog

>>25753591
Good.
Redditblocks

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>>25752890
>>25753331
FUCK
I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS ALONE.

I used tissues and advanced to toilet roll, then I grabbed a towel, I stash it for special occasions, and I drink whisky neat to cripple myself further. It's the agony that keeps me alive and I don't regret it. This towel has seen my war and swallowed my tears.

>>25752936
Happened to me before when I lived at a friend's house. His mom roasted me infront of the whole family. But I never pissed in a bottle again.
It was because someone was in the restroom and I really had to go, I was high so I just got a bottle and pissed and forgot to throw it out.
Bit me in the ass.

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A couple days ago my latest cum sock disappeared. Sometimes my mom will borrow my socks.
>tfw don't know if she washed it or wore it
>tfw don't know which I would prefer
I think I'd rather she unknowingly wore it.

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>>25753847
>>25753331
>>25752890

>mfw I'm depressed
>mfw I haven't cried in about 10 years

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>tfw mee-maw finds your piss crystals

>>25753208
>wife's son

That's pretty funny m8

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>tfw come home and mummy changed your cum sheets

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>Cousin found puke tights

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>>25751590
>mom found the cum bowls I left in my mini fridge

>>25754264
>puke tights
What are these

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>tfw cum in your blankets
>blankets have crunchy spots
>mfw she didn't notice

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>Dads new boyfriend found my emergency peanut butter

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>parents found my jenkem and nickelback CD's

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>>25751590
I put my poopsock in the freezer in a diet ice cream container so it doesn't smell.

>>25754944
>Looks like 2 asses
>Realize its a dude kissing him
>But the dude is naked

>>25754973
Wow....woooooooooooooooooooow

>mom found pee corner

>mom found my stash of cum tissues

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>>25755203

You are going to destroy your drain doing that.

Most of it is washed away, but it still leaves a polymer like substance behind. It can fuck up your shower's drain and cause it to back up.

Have fun losing your GBP when mommy has to pay a shit ton to replace everything.

>>25755294
seriously? i knew i clogged the toilet

>>25754973

yeah exactly it's fucked.

>mom found my booger wall

>>25753968
Sometimes I force myself and it feels so good after.

>>25755502
I used to wipe boogers under the car seat

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>tfw mommy finds your vomit blender

I still haven't talked to her for hours.... wat do, robots?

>>25755502
>>25755684
>leaving evidence
>not giving it to the dog to eat

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>>25755502
reminds me
>go to babysitters after school everyday when i was little
>put boogers on walls
>babysitter says she's looking for the culprit
>lay low for a while
>little sister gets caught

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>older brother found my shart mittens
it's all over

>7:00 AM
>Time to school
>Mom wakes me up and goes back to doing her thing
>sneakingly go back to sleep
>wake up at 12 pm
>realize she's downstairs
>doesn't know im home
>proceed to game and eat my stocked snacky wacky's i have stached in my drawers
>2pm
>gaming got me bored i need to fap
>blasting hentai through headphones
>see the glare of light on screen as if someone opened the door behind me
>mom walks in to put clothes in drawer
>the food drawer
>dick & balls are out
>cartoon girls moaning loudly
>shes baffled
>she just walks out
>disgusted with myself as i keep fapping
>nut all over myself
>go back to gaming and eat chips


mommy took away all my GBP
today was not a good day

>>25755387

Yep that's why some unis have signs in their baths that state "No masturbating in the shower please."

A little wank in the wash is fine on the odd occasion, but if you do it a lot you will fuck up your plumbing.

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>mom walked in on my gf fucking her bull while i was masturbating

>>25751590
>being this indian

>step dad found my cage keys

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>>25751590
TOP FUCKING KEK, post a green text story

>>25756102
HAHAHA, god damn
>be me
>back when I was 15
>start to fap
>fall asleep, dick in hand
>wake up
>room is clean and note on the door
>"tiny winy"
FUCK YOU MOM

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>dad found the piss glove and cum rag

>>25756210
mmmm, hot. how long is he gonna keep you locked up?

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>>25756334
>piss glove

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>>25754045
>mee-maw
not nana

>mom found the tear scarf

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>>25751590
mom almost fond the ass tube

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>>25756334
>dad kicked me out because he wore my poop hat by mistake

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>>25756449
TOP HAHAHAHAHA holy fuck

>tfw nephew finds your fart suit

>mom found the ass fuck pickle

>>25754264
hahaha made me laugh

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>>25756102
>>25756273
Those were fucking great, I'm glad that never happened to me when I used to fap like a madman in my younger days. The only concerning thing that happened to me was when I would throw my cum tissues into the trash instead of flushing them and I would find the trash can empty after I came home from school. It bothered me but I always acted like it never happened and no one ever brought it up either.

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>cops found the bodies

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>tfw nana found my lard thongs

>>25756570
>lard thongs
explain please.

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>>25754973
That was a rather spot on observation anon.

>oneitis found the button cam

>>25751590

I thought my 40 liters of piss bottles was hardcore, I was mistaken...

>>25756592
im just making up stuff, i just saw that things kept getting progressively weirder so i figured id give it a go

>sister found the boob hormones I was feeding her

pep-pep found those dick thimbles i asked a hypothetical question about

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>tfw sister found my waifu pillow

>>25756682
Darn, I was hoping for a good story. I guess we'll have to make it happen.

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>aunt found the bile vase

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>Mother Superior found the cyanide caps

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>tfw your mom finds your cage of inbred, forced to be cannibal mice that youve been raising for years to make the mothers eat the weakest offspring, whilst calling yourself "the decider"

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>10th grade
>go on normiebook and print out a picture of a girl who I wanted to fuck
>jizz on it and crumple ot under the computer
>my dad makes a joke about it
>mfw

>>25751590
>Mom found my blood turban

>sister found semen tie

>>25756939
>Mom found my cum harmonica

>>25756953
>Grandpa found my pus lamp

>>25754408
are you gay or something hombre

>>25754045
>piss crystals

I thought I was the only one

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>wife's son found my trap folder

>>25756991
>Grandma found my booger bracelet

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>cousin found the pericardial fluid hoodie

>>25756991
> Mum found my phlem fleshlight

>>25753469
OH NO THE MEMES ARE LOOSE

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>tfw my godmother found the poo spoon

>>25757049
>Mommy found my toenail condoms

>tfw dad actually does find your puke jars
>says he fears for your health when you move out

>>25757041
Niece found my jizz pizza

>aunt sandy found my lube tube

Could you please go back to /s4s/?

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>tfw gam-gam found my strapon

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>parental units found the spark plugs

>>25756409
>not calling your grandmother mee-maw
what sort of barbaric savage are you fgt?

>>25757104
>Sis found my lima beans that I'e been watering with piss

>Tfw great uncle george found the steroid supplements i was feeding the dog so he could beat up the bullies at school

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>big mama found my butt beads

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>dog found the spinal fluid mason jar

>Mam-mam found my burrito I use as a Fleshlight

What is wrong with you people

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>make poopies in the toilet
>No good boy points from mommy

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25757190
my mommy found my fecal ant farm

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>nana found the diddly winkers

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>tfw mom finds my poop toybox

True story, I was a really weird child

>tfw it turns out that your cum book is a library book

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>>25757247
you dont stand out in this thread 2bh

>>25751590
WoW is over my friend, why do you need a raidsock?

>mom found my asslight
>flashlight i put in my ass
>left it on my bed
>i took it apart and found shit all in it, still worked

>>25757247
As a kid I used to throw nuggets of shit underneath the couch

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>>25755502
I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HYPERBOLIC AND FAKE

>pappy found the penis paddle

>>25756102
>>25756273

>use baby wipes for superior after fap clean up
>just discard them next to my desk
>clean up after an hour or so when ive regained composure
>mum barges in 1 time
>starts complaining about messy room
>say i'll clean it later
>she demands its done now and starts cleaning
>picks up jizz soaked babywipes
>We both kinda freeze as we both realize
>"anon....have i just touched something disgusting?"
>try to pretend i didn't notice and keep playing my vidya

She didn't try to clean my room herself anymore after that.

>>25754944
what the FUCK am I looking at?

[original comment, don't steal]

>>25754973
hes wearing pants, just not shirt you fucking retard

>>25756449
my sides

[original comment, don't steal]

Goony found my child world

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>>25755502
Oh my god, I'm not fucking alone here
Recently took a knife and scraped a bunch off

>>25757777
Also muh gets
Bing bong bing

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I honestly do have fapping pants.

They're soft sweat pants I put on when I fap. I rub my dick through them until I ejaculate into them. I have three pairs and wash them every other week.

I used to let them get really nasty but I got a bad rash last year (jock itch) so I've been careful ever since.

>sister-in-law finds my snot wrist bands

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>mommy barges in room on saturday
>mommy whats wrong its saturday
>yells at how my room smells like farts and sweat
>mommy mommy relax
>goes into closet
>multiple chip bags in corner over months of hoarding
>poopoopeepee boxers with skid marks on them
>holes near the asshole
>cum stained towelettes
>mommy mommy please dont take away my goodboypoints
>proceeds to make me clean my apocalyptic disaster of a room
>didnt even get to watch cartoons
>no tendies
>no club penguin for a week
WHY DOES LIFE HAVE TO BE SO HARD

>>25758003
>no club penguin for a week.

sides in orbit

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>>25754045
>>25756409
>mee-maw
>nana
>not bap-cha

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>>25751590
>tfw mum finds your cucky ducky

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>sisters son found my shit spoon
Well how the fuck else am I supposed to get it out!

>>25752891
>not organising
Fuck off normie

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>mommy has yet to notice my cum sneakers

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>mom found my pony cum jar

>>25754944
that thumbnail had me worried as fuck

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>mom found the noose

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>sister finds your fingerbox

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only autist obsessed with clean.

Everything is in its place, I have an oil warmer and make my own scented oils, I shower twice a day, disgusted by eating, I have a uv lamp I run while I'm out of the room, and I keep the windows open for clean cold air, alcohol hand foam dispenser, all that shit. I love winter because lower temps inhibit bacterial growth.

I'm ready to get my own place though. Every fucking mm of the house will be purpose designed and built. Copper countertops and sink, exceptional ventilation systems, no open floor plan bullshit, polished concrete floors, ceilings, and walls, possibly with antimicrobial or at least inhibiting coating. All appliances will be stainless steel, and very minimalist, luxury type decor shit.

I'm really not a germaphobe, buts it's nice knowing I can be clean if I want to be. I enjoy house plants. I will have orchids, like a stupid amount of them. It will work though because the house will be relatively bare elsewhere.

>>25758373
>tfw she finds the 4 drafts of an hero notes

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>>25758293
>kek
I ACTUALLY remove my turds with my finger
no jk I use it left hand finger and I wash it after really hard.
no trolling I just like my anus clear before using my prostate massagers because using enemas too often can damage digesting system and shit.

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>>25758416
>mfw you thought it was a joke
I use the back end of a spoon. I forgot to wash it and it kind of crusted up, stupid toddler fuck put it in his mouth. Had to tell him it was chocolate, which he now shudders at.

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>talking with brother
>he mishears me and "corrects" me
>tell him that's what I said
>he starts arguing with me because he thinks he knows what I said better than I do
>he starts just screaming "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP" over and over again
>parents come into the room and start screaming at us
>he screams that I started it
>they start both screaming at me because the dishes didn't get done yesterday because I was busy
>they're screaming about how I haven't done them in "over a fucking week" because the sink is too full for it to have only been two days
>yell at them that nobody ever brings any dishes out until I've already loaded up the dishwasher so it always looks full
>start yelling at me because there are flies buzzing all over
>yell at them that it's because they always leave empty cans on the cupboard and never wash them so the flies go after that
>tell them that maybe there wouldn't be so many fucking flies if they weren't a bunch of fucking slobs
>point out that they have empty pizza boxes everywhere because it's basically all they eat
>point out that I've been cleaning cat shit off the bathroom floor every day for a week because none of them will clean the cat's litterbox
>point out the 6-inch high stack of old food plates just left there because nobody ever picks up the cat's old plate when they feed him
>got kicked out
>sat in the park washroom in -10 celsius degree weather all day with no jacket
>snuck back in after everyone went to sleep
I might seriously kill myself. This is too much. I miss my old job. At least I could afford to live alone. I'd forgotten how unbearable my family is.

>>25751616
spotted the normie,..-.

>>25751590
you're not poop sock guy from /v/ are you?

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>mom has yet to find the following things: Toe nail jar, Fart bottle, cum pants.

and she never will

>>25758416

I find diet is best for that. I eat whole wheat everything, and eat lots of popcorn. In addition to backdoor fun times it saves money and time on toilet paper too. Just take it slow, I tried fiber one bars and they were so good I had 3 in one day, this is on top of my normal diet. It ended in an anal fissure, shitting blood for 3 weeks, and two months after bleeding stopped before I could put things in my butt again.

>>25756409
>>25757131
>not having two grandmothers
>not calling one na-na and the other mee-maw
Golly what a world we live in

>>25756825
>Mother Superior jumped the gun

>mommy found shit vent

>>25758674
so let me get diss you shit in your vent.

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My mom ate my Poo Alexa cookies.

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>>25756866
dude

This is not an original comment Mr Roboto

>>25758457
you live with literal bums. White trash.

>not having parents doing all the cleaning and not expecting you to clean at all

>>25758878
The worst part is that they're hypocrites. They yell at me for having a glass in my room for water but they keep piles of dishes in theirs. They yell at me over garbage that's migrated from my brother's room (he has a literal heap of trash outside the door to his room that gets spread around whenever he goes in or out of it) because "cleaning is everyone's responsibility" and then get self-righteous and talk about how they cleaned up after us all the time (lies) and how they've "given up" on cleaning because "nobody else does it around here" (also lies).

>Tfw my great grandfather found my semen steamer

>>25752890
Want to hold you

>mom found the shit carpet

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>>25756866
where the fuck did you come up with this

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>roommate found my old stuffed animals and made fun of me
Fuck you Derek, they're all I have left of the 4 years where I was actually happy.
>>25752890
>>25753331
>>25753847
I don't cry often anymore but I just weep quietly into my pillow when I do.

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mfw mom threw away my skin jar and I had to pick it out of the dirty garbage

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>That feel when sister once walked in on me watching hentai
>That feel when I was in full trap mode, make-up, hair in ribbons, dress and thigh highs
>Sister yells out who the fuck are you before she recognizes me
>Gives me a weird look then backs out of the room

Thank God I was masturbating through my panties. But it gets worse.

>That feel when sister gets me to dress up again for a friend who didn't believe I looked like a girl
>That feel when she blackmailed me for two years
>That feel when it got sexual sometimes and I regret everything

>>25758478
>Fart bottle

I thought I was the only one. Although I have a whole Fart bottle cellar with different ages and types of farts. I invite my fart sommelier friends over for a fart smelling party where we describe the farts.

>>25751590
>poopsock
Why?

>>25759109
nice sister. do you have a good relationship?

haha just kidding your family is FUCKED

>>25759096
Whose skin is in the jar?

>>25756449

LELKEKJEJ

>>25759109
Did you make a convincing trap? Why do you regret it?

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>>25759253
Mine, harvested from my toe calluses.

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>>25758922
then if you bring that up they pull out the old
>you live here for free
>you can move out if you dont like it
>we raised you so stfu

>>25752890

wow man your comment made me feel emotion

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>>25759457
oh god, anon we were just jokeing

>>25752890
what did it smell like anon?

>>25759462
That too, yeah. I wish I could just afford to move out. I'm working in a stamping plant now for about 20% of what I used to make.

>>25758385
>I'm really not a germaphobe
We believe you, anon

>>25759550
if you cant afford to move out then you should consider fucking your mom

>>25759071

What are your stuffed animals? I have a happy family of foxes. Mommy fox, daddy fox, and baby fox. I like them in my bed but worried it was too childish. Instead they sit on a bookshelf within arms reach from my bed and watch me. I normally don't care about things, but last time someone picked one up I got physically sick. It was totally unexpected. I guess I never realized just how attached I was to them. If someone picked on me for them I don't know what I'd do. Sometimes I like to take a bunch of dxm and get sick then hold mommy fox and pretend I'm a little kid again tucked safelsafely in bed and watch my favorite childhood movies. It's weird but my fondest memories are being sick as a kid, and dxm captures the feeling perfectly. Add some sprite, powerade, and a cold washcloth on my forehead and the emotional tide is so strong I find myself unable to hold back tears.

It sucks being a big tall gross lanklet grownup. I don't know how to do this shit. At some point people stop treating you like a slow kid and put on a forced fake niceness tinged with fear. I can hear them thinking 'oh shit what is that gross retard doing? I better not piss it off, maybe it will go away on its own'. My only friefriend is the liquor store lady. She buys fighting cock for we even though I'm the only person she says that buys it. Shelf space is valuable. It's just one case at a time but I truly appreciate the gesture. I could never go to another store now because of it, it feels like cheating. One time I was visiting family in another city and ran out because I only brought one bottle so I got some old crow there. I still feel guilty. What's the deal with guys who purposely rotate stores? Surely such behavior is more shameful than going to the same store too often would it be discovered.

>>25758390

My mom found a suicide note and brought me to a mental hospital. I decided not to do it. Nobody would have known if she didn't search my room. Now I can't join the military or own a gun. Fuck you mom.

>>25759647
You rotate stores so people don't judge you for being an alcoholic. The fox thing sounds comfy tho anon, keep it up.

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>>25759245
Yeah, no fucking shit. We promised not to tell anyone what happened, but she still gives me this look sometimes, I think she misses it. I try to avoid her.

>>25759378
Very. I had hormone problems so I didn't develop much and I had small breasts. It's why I got into it.

I regret it because it messed up our relationship. It was her fault for blackmailing me, but I'd be lying if I didn't say I enjoyed it sometimes. It could get extreme.

>>25759647
A rabbit and a bear. I got the bear when I was really young. I don't remember not having him. He's a bit flat and he lost part of his eye years ago but I love him. My favourite is the rabbit. I got him when I was 4 but I didn't even want to name him because I didn't care. Then one night I forgot the bear outside and slept with the rabbit instead and I really loved him. His fur used to be really soft but he's pretty much threadbare and such from age and being loved a lot. I love them both very much, though. They usually sit on my dresser, but sometimes when I've had a bad day I cuddle with them both and cry. I don't really like other people touching them because I worry about them getting damaged. Just laying in bed cuddling with them is comforting. The smell kind of reminds me of childhood, when I was young and naive and, for a little bit at least, happy. Then people started dying and I got really depressed when I was a teenager, and twelve years later I still am.

NOOOOOOO!
Mother and Father found the mucus jar!
Brother found the doo-doo machine!
Sister found the cum closet!
Aunt found my puke trousers!
Uncle found my doo-doo dungarees!

>>25759496
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that image.

>>25759738
Anon, I want to explore what you're talking about in-depth. But it doesn't seem right for this thread. Can you make a new one?

>mom found my backyard shit holes

>>25759521
sadness.... pure sadness

>tfw I wiped my boogers on the wall behind my locker all through basic training and tank crewman school
>tfw its discovered when we have to clean the barracks before graduation
>tfw I get berated and told to clean it but the boogers are so caked on there I can't
>tfw another recruit cleans up my boogs while mocking me


:(

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>Cat drowned in the diarrhea collander

>>25759817
That would be attention whorey and I don't think that many people care.

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>maw got mad at me for leaving half a gallon of milk go to waste
>can't tell her it wasn't actually milk

>>25756131
was he black?

original 4135135

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>mom brings real dad over and go in the room when stepdad is working

>tfw puke cabinet is cleaned

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>tfw grandma found my giantess stories

God fucking damnit

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>mom found my rape kit

>mom found my WMMGB collection
JUST
Watching My Mom Go Black, before anybody asks.

>>25760133
elaborate please, I'm interested

>>25758457
that sucks anon, where do you live?
original desu

>>25760000
Those are some dank quads, matesworth.

>>25760000
The quads have spoken, elaborate on your tale, trap anon.

>>25760000
Just tell me about the sexual shit, did she ever jerk you off?

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>mom is sitting on uncles lap again

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>>25753469

i keep getting muted. No.idea what this menes

>>25760339
Yes, and a lot more than that.

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>>25759457
just fuck my ish up

>>25760425
SO FUCKING GO INTO IT
we
want
greentext

>icarus found me

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>>25759457
Those look delicious desu

>>25755502
I had a booger wall as a kid

>>25760666
>>25755502
I had a jizz wall. Was right next to my bed so when I came I would wipe my hand on it. There was a huge brown patch on it after a while because of that.

>>25751590
when i was 8 i used to put my piss on the fridge, mom used to think it was juice so she never really cared. once she asked me what I was freezing juice for, I still remember her anger when I told her those where my fluids.

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>>25759457
You're small time, most of this is taken from my fingers and over the joints of my fingers.

My fingers have thick skin pads over them cuz I do it so much, feels amazing to touch stuff after you clip the extra skin off.

>>25759999
How does something drown in a colander?

>>25760460
Fine. I'll give you one that sticks out. It is important to remember I had very religious parents who would beat me black and blue for trapping.

>Sister ties hands behind my back because I'm her slave for the day
>Watches me try to tidy her room with this
>Pulls my shirt over my head and laughs
>Try to wiggle it off, hear her walk off
>Nearlygot it back down when I feel her snipping my sports bra open (I used it to hide boobs)
>Twists my nipple
>Moan
>I think she was expecting me to scream because she just stands there
>Get shirt off my head, sister immediately pulls it back over and twists my nipple again making me moan
>Can't see, but feel her rub me through my jeans
>Suddenly cry out as she pushes me in the ground
>Bonk my head on the ground, but no time to think about it as she bites at my breasts and rubs me more, pulling down my fly
>Unbuttons jeans and slides them off, pulling my boxers with them
>Feel nothing for a while, tine stretches on forever and all I can think about is ow exposed I am
>Suddenly I feel a warm wetness on the tip of my dick, think in horror she's fucking me
>Realize she's sucking me off
>She gies hard and fast, stopping to moan, figure out she's masturbating
>Cum in her mouth without warning, she cries out
>Bites my nipple hard as punishment
>Tell her she owes me a sports bra

Call it fake and gay if you want. She did this stuff four or five times.

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>>25751590
>not using a poopbin

you fucked up m8, with a poopbin you only have to dump it when it fills. I use one of those large plastic storage tubs and you get a good 4 weeks before it needs to go. Best part is you just slap the lid over it and you got a good table too.

>tfw poopbin is starting to overflow but cant be fucked to dump it

> mummy opens my wardrobe to put my clothes away
> turtleneck almost entirely crusted over with cum hanging right there
> pretends she didn't see it and says nothing at all

thanks mummy

>>25761163
Nice, any fugging stories?

>>25755502
I have a booger side-of-sofa wall

>>25758791
>Poo Alexa
Man this is going to be a strange thing to thank someone for, but thanks for reminding me what the name was.

I swore that i once found a site where you could buy a girl's shit cookies/brownies/etc. and have been in disbelief ever since forgetting what the name was.

But now I remember! Thanks!

Also ew

>mother leads extended family in a tour of the house
>get to my room
>they all see my pyramid of piss jugs, my suitcase full of shit, and my used condom collection

>>25761266
One, but I don't know if I want to greentext the whole thing, it's a little uncomfortable.

Long and short, we went camping with her and her friends and they dared us to make out. Later, she drunkenly came into my tent with condoms. I told her absolutely no way but she could overpower me (she went to the gym a lot, I was a scrawny faggot) and I didn't want to draw attention to what was happening in the tent.

She slipped it in with her mouth and fucked me for about half an hour before I came and she was satisfied. She fell asleep beside me. In the morning she looked a little shocked when she remembered what she did drunk but just laughed it off.

>>25755502
>mom found my booger ceiling

Fuck if I ever had a girl over....

my god

>>25761444
Ha, anything more would be great these are fantastic.

>>25761444
Anon, you're obviously uncomfortable talking about it. Please don't go into any more detail unless you're all right with it.

The rape fetishists here have no idea what it's actually like and how hard it is to talk about, even on an anonymous korean ditch-digging forum.

>>25757075
I know you are joking but it is very useful for in-depth cleaning

>>25761619
I think I've written enough fap bait. It kind of messed me up, I haven't been in a relationship since, and both guys/girls hit on me a lot. Being touched makes my hairs stand on end.

>>25762028
Truly sorry about that anon, have you gone to therapy?

>>25761502
Not as bad as
>Mom finds cum rag
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO USE NOW, THAT ISN'T A WASTE OF TISSUE AND DOESN'T BURN MY DICK

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>>25762092
No, I'm worried about opening up a can of worms there. Gender issues, raped, anxiety, self harm. I feel like I'll make matters worse by talking about it.

Seriously though. How is a hikiNEET such as myself supposed to evacuate his bowels in a way that don't a. stink up the place b. give my bummie a rash from not getting all the poo poo off it

>>25762142
I'd try it just once, or you could try talking to yourself about it. I know it sounds weird but sometimes I'll talk to myself about my problems and can come out feeling better about it.

Sometimes with trauma the best thing is to just leave it be and do your best to avoid thinking of it, my mother had a crap childhood and credits her poor memory to it not possessing her thoughts.

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>>mom found the poopsock
>R: 236 / I: 92

>>25762208
I do that sometimes. I dn't know dude, I'm too far gone for help. My parents found out about my hormonal issues later, knocked out my front teeth and demanded I take testosterone tablets. I moved out and took estrogen for spite, but it actually made me happier?

It's messed up. Don't worry about me, anon, but I appreciate your concern.

>>25762142

I have to say that once you find a good therapist, it really helps in many things. Be it regular life or just outlook on stuff. I've been in therapy for quite a while with a woman I love about the same as I do my mother, I can't imagine how I'd turn out without her.

If you have the time and funds, you should go for it.

>>25762337
I think you'd be happier as a dude all things considered, just hard to find your masculinity.
> I'm too far gone for help
Little steps can take you far.
Guess I'll see you around tho, take care anon.

>>25762391
Maybe I'll try. I just wouldn't know where to start. I'm not bad off for money, my work pays okay and I houseshare.

>>25762406
I don't think so. I kind of swap between the two depending on company, but I don't pass for a boy anymore really. I always made a better girl, I think. It suits me, if that makes sense?

I don't think it's my sister's fault.

>>25762469

Therapists are normally better known via word of mouth, so if you have any friends to talk about it, that's where I'd start. If you think it makes you feel too vulnerable, then looking up numbers online seems to be the safest bet.

>>25755502
i wipe my boogers underneath the bed but came to the realization i can wash my sheets so i wipe it on the side of my sheets now

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>>25756866
Fucking brilliant, top keks m80

>>25756273
one time i fell asleep with porn on my laptop which was on my chest and my pants were down. i wake up laptop closed pants pulled up (lmao) and panicked. sister asked why there were girls in lingerie on my computer i said it was a popup.

>>25762469
>I always made a better girl, I think. It suits me, if that makes sense?
Hmm, well I'm not you it's just my gut feeling makes me think that it's just something for you to get lost in because you felt emasculated, something that snowballed from adolescence. All bullshit, I'm not qualified, just my gut reaction you know you best.

>>25762542
I don't have any friends. Maybe I'll look online.

>>25762609
I guess I'll talk about it to the therapist. I feel happier like this. Maybe it is internalized abuse, I don't know much about gender theory.

Thanks for caring, anons, nobody really has before.

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>>25754045
>>25756409
>>25758178
>mee-maw
>nana
>bap-cha
It's babushka, get the fuck out, reddit.

You're not a real robot unless you, your mother, and your mother's mother are from the motherland.

>>25762680
No, fuck Russia

Also >>>/pol/

>>25762680
Gordon Ramsay certainly has gone downhill

>>25762635
No problem anon, hope things get better for you along the way.

>>25762635
>I don't have any friends
>I houseshare

>>25762780
Thanks, anon.

>>25762885
They're girls from my old work. We're not friends exactly, but we rely on each-other. There's a comraderry.

>>25762337

I'd rather be a man than girl now, but I went through weird gender shit in my late teens too. It's good you didn't take oral test though. Shit butt fucks your liver 5 ways to Sunday. Injection is what you take when you don't want to die of liver failure. I tried tbol, a relatively mild roid and after 8 days I shat lily white soft serve super stinkies. I self diagnosed it as drug induced cholestasis, d/c'd the tbol, drank and ate pineapple until I would get sick, and prayed I wouldn't die until I was at least 200 lbs first. I pulled through after a few weeks, mild itching of skin but no yellow eyes at least. I should have known better since no alcohol tolerance and an already fucked liver from juvenile rheumatism and eating Tylenol like candy because no one told me how dangerous a drug it is. You live some you learn some.

No homo but if you were my friend we could crunchy roll and chill, no sex, but maybe some exposure therapy so you could eventually at least hold hands or receive hugs.

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>>25763121
That'd be nice. I haven't held someone's hand before. I also like Crunchroll, I watch it on my Xbox. I've been watching Yuru Yuri S3.

I take it orally, I bum them off someone I know. I buy them, I mean, but no prescription. I still get blood tests to make sure it's going okay. I don't do any drugs, not even weed. I don't want to rely on them, I think it's a dangerous habit if you have mood issues.

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>>25763184

I work in mental health and while I believe recreational drug is is none of the government's business beyond ensuring purity there are definitely those who shouldn't be messing with the shit.

When I was going through my I wish to be the little girl phase I would stare longingly at inhousepharmacy's whoremoans page. I don't know how much you're paying but hrt is pretty cheap there and on all day chemist.

I love me some yuruyuris by the way. I need to finish S2 sometime. When I have time off though all I can do is sleep and shitpost.

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>regularly wipe my ass with bedsheets
>blow nose on them too
>cum to hideous porn fetishes on sheets
>cigarette ash and even butts are tolerated
"fucking hell anon, you're lucky you're so hot"

>>25763355
I agree and all, I just don't think it's a good lifestyle choice for me.

I pay her in dinner, actually. She comes around once a month, drops off pills, and I cook her a big roast dinner. I'm proud of my cooking. She's probably the closest thing I have to a friend, but she's like me, she can't trust people.

It's a reslly cute show. I'm watching Sakura Trick next. I like yuri animes.

>not absent-mindedly grazing from the scab tray

>>25763414

Have you seen kashimashi? It's about a boy who becomes a qt little girl. Good show but only one season.

>tfw mis hermanos found the caca pancho

ay ay ay

>mom finds the cum curtain
>"Anon, what's this??"
>"I, uh, p-puked there and..."
>"And didn't clean it up, what the hell, anon?"
>quickly take it from her hands and throw it in the washing machine

>>25763478
I can't watch gender bender shows, they make me super depressed. As a kid Ranma 1/2 would make me cry.

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>mom found the empty tissue boxes
>had cumsocks I was meaning to throw away in them
>she took them out, just left them on my desk, and didn't say a word about them
At least she didn't confront me.

>>25760800
that's got to be detrimental to your health at some point

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>>25752890

This feel came too close.

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>pep-pep and step-pepper find your pooptube

>Sister found my cat paw condom

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>dad found the cum-sicles

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Piss bottle n fizz towel usually use cans empty jugs anything really dad's cleaned out my Piss jugs a few times he's a good guy everyone does it at my house my dad his girlfriend uses a empty tostitoes Jar to squat in a found it one time and had a little sippy sip out of my big boy sippy cup

>>25753847

>tfw the times when you crying are your special occasions

Why does sadness feel so good, Anon?

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>>25763767
My crunchy jizz towel and pee pee bottle

>>25757295
My brother went to elementary with a kid that would shit his pants in school and roll the turds out of his pant leg and across the room and no one really knew why there was poop everywhere

>>25763786

The real abomination is that you use VLC.

>>25763544
I can't see how, look I filled the damn thing up and I'm fine. Problem is it feels like I'm wearing gloves on my fingertips if I don't clip the skin so it becomes an endless cycle.

Trying to quit now and hoping the extra skin just eventually rubs off and i get soft sensitive fingertips again but it's so damn tempting to just bust out the nail clippers.

>>25763777
C h e c k e d

It doesn't. Stop lying to yourself

>>25755502

>tfw mother finds your booger towel

>tfw she doesn't care and washes it


Feels good man.

>>25755605

>tfw you don't have to force yourself

>>25763528
So are you actually open to cuddles and anime? You sound super cute.

>>25763936
I'd have to get to know you first, I mean. But yeah.

>>25756180

>implying any Indian would care where you shit

>>25763786
Shit man you need some fluids in your system. Your piss looks dehydrated as fuck.

>>25756682

Shut up, Imperial.

>>25756685

I want to believe.

S197UT*

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>imouto found the period panties

>>25756871

Post pic.

971625HG

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>mom cleaned up my fleshlight

>>25751590
>tfw can piss and shit anywhere to mark my territory
>everyone mad
>idgaf

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>>25757327

Only a part of it is, senpai.

>>25757441

Baby don't have enough absorbing power, though.

>>25759763
Jeff found my jizz jncos

>gem-gem finds the booger dick

>>25751590
Mum found me cummybiscuit

>>25754944
I thought it was a leg amputee taking a shit on that baby.

>cumrag was washed when I came home

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>tfw uncle Barry found my nipple cheeses

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>>25752936
>7 bottles of piss
>3 of them not capped
>get out of bed
>knock them over
>piss river
>try to soak it up
>mom smells the room and asked if I spilled pee from my bottles
>she gets it out for me and says its fine and now cleans my piss bottles for me while I'm sleeping

Its a weird feel lads.

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>>25751590
>>25752862
>>25752890
>>25753131
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>>25754264
>>25754287
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>>25756953

This fucking thread holy shit
My sides have left orbit, this is why I love /r9k/ kek

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>>25751590
>Mom found my pantyhose and panty stash I stole from her underwear drawer.
>And the piss jugs

>>25752890
that must be one salty towel

>mum confronts me before I leave for school
>I come clean
>"It's true. All of it. The semen tray. The poop pantry. They're real"
>she just wanted to know where the TV remote was

Am I the only one who just pisses straight onto the carpet?

Luckily I have a brotier dog to blame.

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>>25765039
Welp time to hide my panties better

>>25765215
or maybe you don't want to and you should start leaving more around the house on purpose

>>25765262
They're loli panties

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>mom found my online porn
>it was a virus adware malware popup mom

>found grandmas buggerstash under the stone table in the living room

>mom found my onahole

>>25765331
how do you come back from that

>>25754197
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>>25765341
she didn't say anything
it was bad enough tho

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>Forgot my onahole in the shower
>Sister found it

>>25759109
>>That feel when it got sexual sometimes and I regret everything
Like what?

>want show mom something on computer
>press safari
>a window of loli porn open was open in fullscreen
>awkward "hm whats this..."
>press close
>asks if i really want to close because multiple tabs were open
worst day of my life

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>grandpap found my blood carton
>drank it mistaking it for tomato juice
>asks me why i've been hiding it and if he can have more