/Britfeel/ im at work eating crisps wheres the thread edition
>get to be warm and comfy and snuggle with puppers while everyone suffers
It's days like this that make life a little more bearable
Has anyone been on a speed awareness course? I can either go on the course or a pay 100 quid fine and 3 points on my licence.
Dunno whether I can be bothered with the course, I bet its boring as fuck.
Don't be an idiot, just do the course, its just a couple of hours watching a few videos and answering some questions, then you don't have to inform your insurance and increase your premiums
I'm the only guy on an 8 carriage train.
This feels weird. The ticket inspector has checked my tickets 3 times despite nobody else getting on the train.
Its like I'm in some sort of twilight zone episode
yeah that's common, bloke is probably just on autopilot and doesn't give a shit, just makes sure your not bunking the fare for that stop, he won't remember where you're actually going
/tv/ won't stop talking about Making a Murderer. Anyone here seen it? Is it really that good? I'm not that into documentaries unless it's Louis Theroux. Theroux ruined all other docs for me as they are never as good.
it's quite slow but it's worth a watch if you've got nothing better to do
it infuriated me
it's not like a Louis Theroux doc, but it's still good - it's quite slow throughout but especially slow at the start when they give you a background of the case, then it picks up
>take trousers into dry cleaners yesterday to get a half inch hem on them
>13 (Thirteen) fucking quid
they should change their uniforms to a ski mask and a stripy jumper, at least that way you won't be surprised when they rob you blind
A few people I know have been talking about it too, not sure if I have the patience to watch 10 episodes of a documentary that are an hour long desu, especially if it's slow paced
>Had my PS4 for a week now
>Bloodbourne still hasn't turned up
>Check amazon for delivery date
>27 Jan now
>Look outside see the blizzard
>Probably not gunna turn up until even later
I just wanted to hunt some beasts lads, can't even cancel the order and just go to a shop to buy it because it's past the point of being cancelable.
Not a bad shout, but I might end up left with shitty store credit and nothing I want to use it on until say Dark Souls 3 comes out or perhaps SF5, worth looking into though
that doesn't even make sense ya shitcunt
i'll stop when we get a regular aus thread with an image as detailed as yours
this is a protest
Its snowing and I feel miserable because the council sold me to the debt collectors because I couldn't afford 300 quid
I was late on this months payment and the debt collectors now want the full amount or they will ad another 273 ontop if they have to come around
I understand how people become homeless
Its when the council starts kicking you when you are down
You missed the point of me returning the game to another store while i wait for the amazon one to arrive, might want to actually read shit lad.
Like even to just get the jist of it.
Going to seem like a bit of a daft question but I'm after a full sleeve and want to know how you go about getting it started.
Since I'm not artistic I can't really draw what I want so do I just go in to a place and show them a few pictures of what I like? Do I need to pay them to come up with something?
I know it probably varies by place but I'd like to just get a rough idea since I'm an autismo and I'm a bit nervous about just going straight in and being like "THIS PLEASE MR TATTOO PERSON"
listen up you fucking cretin
clearly you're autsitic because you didn't even understand what I said
>buy the game from a shop
>wait for amazon one to arrive
>RETURN THE AMAZON ONE
mug, why would you open both copies and then return one of them? you may as well just return the open one for a full refund
>Replying to tripfags
>Replying to gimmick fags
>Replying to the new gimmick fag
>Replying to /pol/tards
They literally only want (You)s because the only person who liked their normie book profile pic was their mum and auntie June.
Ignore them you fuck tards. At least b8 posts can be funny
Why the fuck would I go through all the bullshit of returning the amazon one when I could return the store one?
if you want a full sleeve and you've not already got the art for it, you will have to pay a little extra but don't worry, the artists are used to doing this for people.
Just go in and talk to the receptionist, who may or may not be an artist herself, and say you're thinking about getting a full sleeve done and you'd like to speak to an artist to discuss some ideas.
Even if you haven't fully formed the idea of what you'd like yet, the artist will talk you through and help you out, bringing along pictures of other tattoos and elements you like is encouraged is good too.
The important thing to remember is that you're going to have it forever, so if you see something you don't like or the artist misunderstands you, you need to bring it up. I can assure you though, they'd rather you bring it up than tattoo something you don't want.
I'd check up on work online or in the store before you pick your artist and I'd shop around for prices. If you're in Leicester or Preston, I can recommend good shops for you to go to.
I'd be out of pocket the postage plus returning shit to amazon is a chore, the i'd take store credit over that anyday.
Are you slow lad? Because by returning the UNOPENED amazon one, you'll get a FULL refund. As opposed to some shit store credit.
Typical console cucks, can't figure basic shit out.
>He thinks im going to give him a (You)
Anyone else really like chilli con carne?
Just had a tescos one for lunch, it was quite good
Thanks man I appreciate it, I've found a place in my town that's good, a few of my friends have been there and got some really great tats with nice linework and detail but they all basically designed theirs themselves.
I've always liked the Koi fish/Yakuza designs and the guy in there basically specialises in them so he's perfect. I just wasn't sure how to go about getting one designed. Thanks again, I'll drop into his place today and take a few pictures with me.
>get a text to phonecall DHL to pay custom fees I forgot to pay
>phone has no credit
>tfw have to topup my phone to call them to pay customs fees
This is turning out to be a huge pain in the ass.
top kekkers. Anyone experience tramps in shops rushing for reduced shit?
Did anyone else spend loads of dosh on those shitty ringtones when they were a kid? My dad gave me a right thrashing when I told him I'd been charged about 20 quid because it was a subscription service.
>can't even cancel the order and just go to a shop to buy it because it's past the point of being cancelable.
Are you fuckers genuinly illiterate?
Sounds like you're the normie for assuming I actually used it to talk to people. I just used it to look busy and have pretend phone calls so that people would leave me alone.
Checkmate my normie in denial friend.
Now normies on facebook will mourn Alan Rickman because of his performance in Harry Potter...
Don't get me wrong I'm shocked about it, he was a great actor but jesus christ I'm so tired of seeing people pretend to mourn just to get attention
Metal Gear online isn't that great desu lads. It's pretty dull actually.
that's the facebook generation. This won't stop, it'll never stop because it gives people the feeling that they achieved something, or did something good.
>today I colored my profilepic in the colors of france
>I'm a good person
>I really really am
>caught on the hype train
>played mgs 1-3 in prep for 5
>listened to tapes online
>turns out 5 barely has any story
>only a small percentage of the tapes are interesting
Still, gameplay was pretty neat and I managed 100+ hours on it. Lot of flaws though, mostly the dull level design and having missions use the same bases. Open world was also a complete waste, would have been better to just have it linear or use hubs.
>I think there's a shortcut down this street mate
>your not going to backseat drive with me are you
Going into the city to go grab food because NEET moneys in, havent showered in like four days and left before the rain came back
Now on a bus of schoolchildren and people with dogs
And I forgot my jacket
And hobo joe is wagecucking until five
Sports club or any other activity you'd like to try. I moved to a new area and made a couple of friends by joining the local fencing club. They even have a scaletrix club every Thursday in the village hall.
Back wanking over this price of shit cumdump, tossing of -my cock is raging at this arrogant pricktease,who does she think she is getting me in the tossing panting state ,she fuckin knows the effect she has on our cock and spunk filled balls.just look at the comments about her how dare she get our cocks like this she is a miniskirted tarted up cocktease who doesn't have the decency to take care of the hard fuckmeat she causes .Daniele you are a fuckin prickteasing whore ,I hope u get the cock rage you cause back at you, I'm going to cum but before I shoo my filthy jazz Daniele l want you to know you at just a thing I'm using to shoot out my filth-FUCK YOU its coming you fuckin worthell tramp right in your face and hair FUCK YOU
just need some posters for the bottom windows then that's that part about done.
I want to fuck Cara's well used cunt while spitting in her face with every thrust. Her lying under me getting a hard hatefuck,my spit hitting her cockteasung face,seeing the disgust in her eyes as I cum up her cunt.
I would love to take my swollen,dribbling cock and just hit her about the face with the bell end until I cum in her face.
I need more of her,I wank for hours over her. She is total coctaking trash,she needs to be humiliated and put in her place like the dirty fucking whore I KNOW she is.
Fucking brilliant mate. >>25745437 has gotta be done.
Uhh, you don't get to make a choice, friend.
>reading the local peper
>story about my old secondary school in there
>get really depressed because I miss secondary school life was good then
>can never go back
Might have to get drunk lads.
Ive just got back from the city centre, attempted to do actual shopping then realised poundland has 12 375ml coke bottles for 2 quid and brought two crates of those
And a shitload of jelly beans which made the cashier sperg out
Sounds comfy desu
This mate I haven't left bed all day because it is too cold. My mum will be home soon though so need to get dressed because if I go down in my dressing gown she'll start telling me I need to get a job and stuff. Gotta at least pretend I'm making an effort to live.
Yes he fucking should please hurry up and do it everyone would be fucking ecstatic, /britfeel/ because we don't have to read with shitty boring posts anymore, the people you stalk so they won't have to worry about your weirdo self anymore, and your family because they won't have to look at the fucking failure that is you every day for the rest of their lives.
Just do it already. It is the best thing you could do for the world and those around you at this point.
>ask oneitis if she wants to hang out sometime
>tfw she said yes
Now I just need to practice functioning in a social environment and maybe I'll hit the next flag on her route
>Tfw had to use /int/'s normie brit thread all day because the OP uses one of my filtered words
Shout-out to Poleaboo for the link.
These posts exasperate Poleaboos already fragile condition
>the people you stalk so they won't have to worry about your weirdo self anymore
I don't understand why you or anyone else would take the girls side and to this extreme too
>tfw because normie wagecuck i play games on easyso i can enjoy them amd finish them because i have so little time between work and gf watching shitty tv shows like drop dead diva.
On the upside we marathoned twin peaks on our week off together.
What's going on you with you soft cunts?
Had a weird sex dream last night about Puddems and a fat middle aged man, and I could only have sex with her if I also had sex with the man.
I did it.
Now I'm stuffing some mackerel for tea.
It's going alright.
Poleaboo was a nuisance at worst
Do you know what Poleaboo did to the girls?
Do you know what punishments and torments he has had to endure?
It's in now way fair, spamming girls pics in ONE thread on /r9k/ or chatting about your emotions which just happen to involve them should not be punished this harshly
A peadophile or rapist wouldn't be treated like this
So lads. My boss is on shift tonight because nightshift is a joke and falling apart. Problem is hes a noppy wee prick. How do i deal withnota) punching the cunt, b) just walking out.
Ikinda need the job right now.
>It's in now way fair, spamming girls pics in ONE thread on /r9k/ or chatting about your emotions which just happen to involve them should not be punished this harshly
And how about taking videos of them shitting...?
Also are you not currently trying to hack into their email accounts so you can further harass them?
>And how about taking videos of them shitting...?
Allegedly and only ONE of the girls, if it was her leading the charge on ruining Poleaboos life I could understand but it's the other girl who doesn't have much to be pissed about
>Also are you not currently trying to hack into their email accounts so you can further harass them?
Ate too many pringles lads, think I'll skip dinner.
The little ants just can't help but defend the alpha males honour. I mean if something happened to him who would impregnate all the girls? Not you two limp-dicked cucks.
>Poleaboo found a video clip of her today
>She was with friends at a party
>it stirred up complex emotions
>tfw Poleaboo will never be a part of that scene or one like it
>tfw she shouldn't be so happy when I'm so miserable and she's the partial cause of it
At least Poleaboo pulled a Harrison Jones from his Tavern Brawl pack in Hearthstone
I sometimes wonder if your entire persona is just some elaborate ruse, and that you never got kicked out of uni, pissed in a bottle of ribena or did any of the other weird shit.
I'm not a happy or successful man by any stretch of the imagination, but I find it hard to believe that someone could sink as low as you.
You're not even at the bottom of the barrel, you're 200 feet underground.
Pass the crab claws before I take the whole haul, senpai.
He wouldn't have a leg to stand on in court.
He went in there like the rest of the scavengers looking for reduced food and got his elg busted up.
He even went to pay for all his shopping before going hospital. He just ahd to make sure no one cart jacked him.
Since you've got no file name you probably don't know what it's from, but IIRC it's from an old Lego flash game. If anyone knows please tell me the name!
>What drives you to whiteknight?
He's not whiteknighting mate. Whiteknighting implies he is doing it in view of the girl with hopes of a thank you hand job. He just thinks poleaboo is a disgusting cunt. As do the majority of posters here.
That's exactly why I want to know the name, I was just searching for a bit but couldn't find anything.
Anyone know a good place to look for temporary work? I need to get back into wageslaving for a bit to keep my parents off my back but I don't want it permanent. As long as I do a few months it'll be enough to get them off my back for awhile.
Failing that how about part time? I wouldn't mind being tied down to something if it were only part time but most jobs seem to want full time.
It's not moralfaggotry mate. Thinking making videos of girls shitting is disgusting has nothing to do with morals.
Also don't you think you're a bit late to 4chan for
>le internet hate machine
>we r leejun XD
Anon from another thread came to my rescue! Junkbot is the name of the game.
During the end where the narrator does the "What happened since" bit, the guys never get anyone, but a good portion of the girls do find someone, no matter how ugly or spergy they are
I fucking hate southerners 2bh with their stupid fucking accents, and those northerners with their stupid fucking accents
>thought bubble with the words 'its not my fault' above poleaboos head.
I have aspergers, what about the 75% of autistic people who are low or medium functioning what about all of them that can't live independently because of autism DO YOU EVEN GIVE a shit do you have any fucking empathy for anyone else on the autistm spectrum or is it all YOU YOU YOU fucking retard you fucking disgust me literally you fucking disgust me your fucking usless you don't speak for all of us shut the fuck up and gtfo and don't fucking come back till you have answers for all those other autistics.
IM SO FUCKING BORED
I HAVE NO MONEY
I WANT TO DRINK
I HAVE WORK TOMORROW MORNING
MY YOUTH IS WHITTLING AWAY
but here's a pic if you need it
i love grimes
i listen this on DXM and it feels like I'm in love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWFTyamEZrU&list=PLag
when i watch this on DXM it feels like she's my gf and I'm actually at the places shown in the video. like when it shows outside i feel the wind and that its cold and shit. crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xXnte2zbsw&index=4
Lads I want to get drunk tonight but I've only got 7 pints of Carling and for an esteeme abuser of alcohol such as myself I fear this will merely pique my thirst especially at the lowly 3.8% alcohol volume of Carling.
I could of course go to the shop but it is a 30 minute round walk, it is frightfully cold outside and there is also a large chav population in the area. So all in all it would not be a comfortable venture.
The shop stays open until 11pm so I am thinking if I start drinking now, after a few beers I will be able to decide whether or not I need to head out for more or whether this will see my over until tomorrow.
It's like a full time job being a pisshead.
I'M 22 YEARS OLD AND JUST DRANK A LITER OF ROCKSTAR GUAVE
ALSO I HAVE TYPE 1 DIABETES AND MY GLUCOSE LEVELS REMAINED WITHIN 80-130MG/DL TARGET RANGE WHILE DOING SO AND EVEN 2 HOURS AFTER CONSUMPTION
COME AT ME
How do I stop these cunts sending me this shit?
It started a few days ago and they have been bombarding me with countless emails every day.
The ''unsubscribe'' link is just attached to the main email link. So basically I can't unsubscribe as it's just scammy/junk mail.
If I flag it will it start to go to my junk folder? No idea how it didn't go straight there anyway.
>everyone freaks out
>sort of understandable I suppose
>alan whoman dies
>everyone freaks out
>u wot m8
guys been in a handful of movies and isn't even that recognizable. i fucking hate normies.
2 days of work left then I can get wasted for 3 whole days. YIP YIP
I'VE BEEN GOING FAST FOR HOURS LADS
HOLY SHIT I'M SWEATING LIKE HELL AND SMELL LIKE SEX
>implying I need more money than I get to enjoy myself.
Hope you get off looking at those numbers on your bank statement whiel I'm sitting at home doing what I love and you have to slave away for some jew.
>Jon Snow interviewing Richard Wilson about Wickman's death
>Jon: Did you know he was dying?
>Richard: I did, yes.
>Jon: So it wasn't a question of "I don't believe it!"?
Fucking hell, Jon, his mate's just died.
Look lads, my job is great. I do fuck all, get 5-6 days off at a time and earn good money. Only reason I've only 3 off is I've been working extra this week.
That's all I'm gonna say because whenever I post about my work people say I'm bragging and have a breakdown.
Fuck off, I'm having my tea.
Reminder that Elliot was one of us, pic is Elliot on Brighton front.
Tempted to fight my Mum, she just insulted my political beliefs.
>come home from wagecucking
>watch a show about wagecucking
Did any other britbots pick this up after the other day? Quite enjoying it desu
Stop bragging. just dos you say you're not bragging doesn't mean you're not subtly trying to brag
Once my Dad got drunk and I remembered him being violent with my Mum when I was like 9, terrified me, hated him from that point.
I got drunk this night too, and dropped him.
One of the best nights of my life, he realised that I was stronger than him now and whenever he drinks now he is always really quiet, lest he awake the thug upstairs.
Aren't you undermining his pariah fantasy?
he wasnt really a true robot, atleast most of us can admit our shit existances but he literally thought he was hugely handsome, great at talking to women and an all round legend.
The graph of today's thread is a slightly different shape to the other day.
Does anyone know some dystopian conspiracy theorist news outlets aside from Infowars where i can learn THE truth?
oh god,. I started listening to the radiio before bed, mainly paranormal stuff, did listen to alex jones for the first time lastnight.
fuck me it was bad.
it made me think, it doesn't matter what you say just aslong as you say it the loudest.
they were literally telling everyone its the end times and they need to get an army together to fight the jihadist terrorist president.
fuck me... it was just so bad.
and inbetween that trying to sell people crazy shit in the ads. special diet food to detox from the illuminatis poisions.
Get the fuck off this board, cucks.
I have Eurasian cousins and they're fine. You should stop sucking paki cock.
>Hating a fellow robot who didn't smoke and drink himself into becoming a fat old slob
I'm British, you faggot. I may hate what cucks the rest of you are but I'm still British.
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Yeah, whatever. I'll be moving to America when Trump gets rid of the Mudslimes.
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Thanks guys it's always a pleasure
I've been watching too much hearthstone, I though you meant the streamer.
Need advice on creating a gmail phishing email
Here are the ideas I have
>Google+ opt out
Someone would like to connect with you on Google+
>Your Google+ has been deactivated due to inactivity (risky)
>review Google privacy agreement
Should note she doesn't really use Google+, no posts
Think you get Google+ accounts automatically so I'm thinking people would like the option to deactivate them/remove from Google search
I don't want to hurt/scare her, just read her messages to get a sense of intimacy
#YOLO #Chump Stamp
Make sure you get some pirate stuff, some pop culture references and some text in another alphabet.
He filmed her taking a shit so she reported him to the police. He's now claiming he's paranoid about her talking about him but everyone thinks he just wants to harass her some more
Google Poleaboo, you can read his pathetic blog