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/Britfeel/ im at work eating crisps wheres the thread edition
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>>25741338

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

Thread theme
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who /spendallnightcrying/ here?

my life is a joke, can't even go ahead and od on weed because I don't know any one to get it from
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>>25741798

I know where you're coming from, but i'm 29 and the joke just makes me laugh now.
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>>25741830
you're a nigger so you're not wanted in these threads
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>>25741840

I'm white actually, what a strange thing to say.
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>>25741876
You are Argentinian white yes.
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Wanna see a hooker desu lads.
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>tfw boss is acting like the new Chad's best mate

Dire situation here lads, future here won't be good for me.
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Going to be a long day at work.

Nothing to do until 5 and I finish at 6!
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>blizzard outside
>get to be warm and comfy and snuggle with puppers while everyone suffers
It's days like this that make life a little more bearable
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Has anyone been on a speed awareness course? I can either go on the course or a pay 100 quid fine and 3 points on my licence.

Dunno whether I can be bothered with the course, I bet its boring as fuck.
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>>25742152
>>25742170
WAGE KEKS GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>25742315
TRIPFAGS GET THE FUCK OUT
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Who else /revising/ all day today?

Image Processing GTFO
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>>25742315
>shoutanon

Probably the most unfunny and gayest shit I've ever seen. Gonna filter you when I get home so I don't cringe so much.
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>>25742361
PAKISHOUTTILDE CAN NOT BE FILTERED~
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Getting fed up of David Bowie being over the news now.
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>>25742301
Don't be an idiot, just do the course, its just a couple of hours watching a few videos and answering some questions, then you don't have to inform your insurance and increase your premiums
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>>25742505

Wait until the queen dies m8, all the lunatics that wait for two days to get waved at by her will be wailing in the streets.
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Just sneezed 5 times in a row lads, that's a new personal best for me.
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>>25741338
it's fukken chips not crisps ya pom poofta cunts
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I'm the only guy on an 8 carriage train.

This feels weird. The ticket inspector has checked my tickets 3 times despite nobody else getting on the train.

Its like I'm in some sort of twilight zone episode
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>>25742581

We say things differently, relax.

We say shower, you say spider spray
We say toilet, you say snake tank
We say sunny day, you say 200 dead
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>>25742581
WHO CAN EAT A BAG OF CHIPS IN MORNING?

I DON'T THINK CHIPPYS ARE EVER OPEN YET
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>>25742606
we say walking down the street,
you say beheaded on the street
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Any lads here got a tattoo(s)?

Wouldn't mind getting one desu
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>>25742627
WOW THATS HOW I WRITE WHEN I GET 4 HOURS OF SLEEP
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>>25742301
Go on the course you moron.
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>>25742631
You do too: http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/no-evidence-oklahoma-beheading-linked-terrorism-police-say
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>>25742361
Stop replying to him. When will you idiots know that's all he does it for.
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>>25742661
if you think i'm a seppo then you're fucked in the head mate
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>>25742603
yeah that's common, bloke is probably just on autopilot and doesn't give a shit, just makes sure your not bunking the fare for that stop, he won't remember where you're actually going
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>>25742649
strewth, southern cross or you're a poofta
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Morning lads.

/tv/ won't stop talking about Making a Murderer. Anyone here seen it? Is it really that good? I'm not that into documentaries unless it's Louis Theroux. Theroux ruined all other docs for me as they are never as good.
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>>25742721
it's quite slow but it's worth a watch if you've got nothing better to do

it infuriated me
it's not like a Louis Theroux doc, but it's still good - it's quite slow throughout but especially slow at the start when they give you a background of the case, then it picks up
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>take trousers into dry cleaners yesterday to get a half inch hem on them
>13 (Thirteen) fucking quid

they should change their uniforms to a ski mask and a stripy jumper, at least that way you won't be surprised when they rob you blind
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>>25742721
A few people I know have been talking about it too, not sure if I have the patience to watch 10 episodes of a documentary that are an hour long desu, especially if it's slow paced
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>>25742755
they're pants not trousers ya cunt
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>>25742773
>pants

Fuck off Yank
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>>25742755
>tfw mummy is a competent seamstress

She tailors my suits for me, its very convenient.
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>>25742774
guess again pantsless cunt
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>>25742795
>pants

Jog on Yank
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>>25742649
got three lad, what you wanna know
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>>25742805
guess again pantsless poofta
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>>25741338
Will CV guy ever find a job ;_;

original post with lots of content
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>Had my PS4 for a week now
>Bloodbourne still hasn't turned up
>Check amazon for delivery date
>27 Jan now
>Look outside see the blizzard
>Probably not gunna turn up until even later

I just wanted to hunt some beasts lads, can't even cancel the order and just go to a shop to buy it because it's past the point of being cancelable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAZkbJs-zus
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Ausfags pls go, convicts are not welcome in this place. That includes pakiboo too.
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>>25742836
>pants

Make like a tree and do one Yank
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who here /footie/? I'm from Leicester and we're finally doing ok. Gives me a reason to not end it until May at least.
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>>25742843
just buy it from a shop then return it when it gets to yours
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>>25742649
PAKISHOUTTILDE HAS A TATTOO OF FATBRO ON HIS ARM
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>>25742859
Not a bad shout, but I might end up left with shitty store credit and nothing I want to use it on until say Dark Souls 3 comes out or perhaps SF5, worth looking into though
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>>25742885
where did you order from?
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>>25742849
that doesn't even make sense ya shitcunt

>>25742844
i'll stop when we get a regular aus thread with an image as detailed as yours
this is a protest
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>>25742904
>check amazon for delivery date

IT'S AN UNSOLVABLE MYSTERY LAD
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>>25742915
wew lad, no need to take the piss - I don't pay attention to every minute detail like your autistic mind does

you won't get store credit with Amazon
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>>25742837
I think he should get a job in the offie or the pound shop
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Its snowing and I feel miserable because the council sold me to the debt collectors because I couldn't afford 300 quid

I was late on this months payment and the debt collectors now want the full amount or they will ad another 273 ontop if they have to come around

I understand how people become homeless

Its when the council starts kicking you when you are down
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>>25742907
>Bruce in charge of handling the banter

classic Bruce
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>>25742851
PAKISHOUTTILDE SUPPORTS WEDNESDAY~

>>25742907
YOU'RE THE SHIT WE DIDN'T WANT IN BRITAIN

NOW YOU'RE THE SHIT WE DON'T WANT IN THIS THREAD~
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*YAWWWWWWN* Good morning everyone!
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>>25742931
>minute detail

You missed the point of me returning the game to another store while i wait for the amazon one to arrive, might want to actually read shit lad.
Like even to just get the jist of it.
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>>25742948
mate can you please just kill yourself and get it over with
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>>25742962
PAKISHOUTTILDE THINKS THIS MELT NEEDS TO PISS OFF~
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>>25742826
Going to seem like a bit of a daft question but I'm after a full sleeve and want to know how you go about getting it started.

Since I'm not artistic I can't really draw what I want so do I just go in to a place and show them a few pictures of what I like? Do I need to pay them to come up with something?

I know it probably varies by place but I'd like to just get a rough idea since I'm an autismo and I'm a bit nervous about just going straight in and being like "THIS PLEASE MR TATTOO PERSON"
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>>25742971
fuck off ya fucking weapon i'll fuckin ave you i swear on me mum
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I'm literally not white.
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>>25742961
listen up you fucking cretin
clearly you're autsitic because you didn't even understand what I said

>buy the game from a shop
>play it
>wait for amazon one to arrive
>RETURN THE AMAZON ONE

mug, why would you open both copies and then return one of them? you may as well just return the open one for a full refund

fucking mug
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Fkn drongos I'll smash all ya CUNTS nowfuk off ay
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>Replying to tripfags
>Replying to gimmick fags
>Replying to the new gimmick fag
>Replying to /pol/tards

They literally only want (You)s because the only person who liked their normie book profile pic was their mum and auntie June.

Ignore them you fuck tards. At least b8 posts can be funny
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>>25742983
PAKISHOUTTILDE THINKS THATS NOT RIGHT
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>>25742986
Why the fuck would I go through all the bullshit of returning the amazon one when I could return the store one?
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>>25742977
if you want a full sleeve and you've not already got the art for it, you will have to pay a little extra but don't worry, the artists are used to doing this for people.

Just go in and talk to the receptionist, who may or may not be an artist herself, and say you're thinking about getting a full sleeve done and you'd like to speak to an artist to discuss some ideas.

Even if you haven't fully formed the idea of what you'd like yet, the artist will talk you through and help you out, bringing along pictures of other tattoos and elements you like is encouraged is good too.

The important thing to remember is that you're going to have it forever, so if you see something you don't like or the artist misunderstands you, you need to bring it up. I can assure you though, they'd rather you bring it up than tattoo something you don't want.

I'd check up on work online or in the store before you pick your artist and I'd shop around for prices. If you're in Leicester or Preston, I can recommend good shops for you to go to.
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>>25743005
8/8 lad 8/8
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>>25743005
because like you said, the store one will only get you credit, not a refund

the amazon one won't be opened so you can return it by post for a full cash refund obviously

mug
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>>25742996
PAKISHOUTTILDE THINKS YOU SHOULD SAY IT TO HIS FACE OR NOT AT ALL~
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>>25743024
you did a good job in driving that autist Tilde away but pack it in now lad
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>>25742940
you have a job lad? bennies?
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I post normally until tripfags, pakis, unifags and wagecucks come on
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>>25742962
>>25742981
Stop replying to him you fucking retard.
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>>25743022
I'd be out of pocket the postage plus returning shit to amazon is a chore, the i'd take store credit over that anyday.

faggot.
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>>25743005
Are you slow lad? Because by returning the UNOPENED amazon one, you'll get a FULL refund. As opposed to some shit store credit.

Typical console cucks, can't figure basic shit out.
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>>25743022
>>25743061
amazon is probably cheaper so you'd get more store credit
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>He thinks im going to give him a (You)

Anyone else really like chilli con carne?

Just had a tescos one for lunch, it was quite good
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>>25743075
If it's not homemade it's not right
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>>25743075
>not getting tesco's finest spag bol ready meal

fucking pleb
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>>25743074
but the store credit isn't equal to the value you bought it for

>>25743061
alright so I don't know why you're whinging then you amoeba
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>>25743020
Thanks man I appreciate it, I've found a place in my town that's good, a few of my friends have been there and got some really great tats with nice linework and detail but they all basically designed theirs themselves.

I've always liked the Koi fish/Yakuza designs and the guy in there basically specialises in them so he's perfect. I just wasn't sure how to go about getting one designed. Thanks again, I'll drop into his place today and take a few pictures with me.
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>>25743047

neither gf works so I can't claim
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>>25743123
You have a gf despite being such a fucking loser?

Not all that bad then.
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>>25743123

>gf with a job looking after you

Oh no, maybe the council will take away your solid gold toilet or your butler!
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>>25743074
>>25743061
>Cancel Amazon order.
>Buy from shop

Are you fuckers genuinely this stupid?
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>>25743123
mate, you're living the dream. gf who works and provides for you kek

milk that roastie as much as you can lad.
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>get a text to phonecall DHL to pay custom fees I forgot to pay
>call them
>phone has no credit
>tfw have to topup my phone to call them to pay customs fees

This is turning out to be a huge pain in the ass.
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>>25743159
do you not have a landline?
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>>25743172
No I don't which is the problem
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>>25743179
You can get internet without a landline now?
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>>25743211
Yeah you can actually, Virgin doesnt come with landline for one of their offers.
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Alan Rickman's dead lads
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top kekkers. Anyone experience tramps in shops rushing for reduced shit?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6858385/Tesco-shopper-on-crutches-after-he-is-crushed-in-deli-counter-scrum-for-discounted-meat.html
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Did anyone else spend loads of dosh on those shitty ringtones when they were a kid? My dad gave me a right thrashing when I told him I'd been charged about 20 quid because it was a subscription service.
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>>25743258
what did he even do outside of snape?

not a huge loss tbqh
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>>25743273
I didn't have a phone as a kid you fucking normie.
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>>25743276

He was Hans Gruber
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHQPbZPbxP4

GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
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>>25743276
he was Marvin the Paranoid Android
aka the embodiment of /r9k/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JubaAS1v-w
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>>25743138
>can't even cancel the order and just go to a shop to buy it because it's past the point of being cancelable.

Are you fuckers genuinly illiterate?
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>>25743291
Sounds like you're the normie for assuming I actually used it to talk to people. I just used it to look busy and have pretend phone calls so that people would leave me alone.

Checkmate my normie in denial friend.
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>>25743320
And why would you even need to do that? As a kid the only time I left the house was for school and lunch times were spent in the toilets.
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Famous people are dying with a bizarre regularity, which famous people dying would make you sad?
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>>25743365
Looks like the news will be mourning over Alan for 4 days like David Bowie.

I think they're getting out this earth before we become a mudslime country
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Even yes, odds no
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>>25742954
>self-employed
>shows him working for somebody else
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>people saying David Attenborough will be the next to die

pls no
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>>25743662
as long as it's not brucey
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>>25743305
Why does everyone call Marvin paranoid anyway? He was depressed, not paranoid
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>>25743745
paranoid and android rhyme.
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Alan Rickman dies at 69, with secret terminal cancer exactly like Bowie, hooky fuck
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>>25743365
Arnie might get to me because he was a big part of my childhood but not many others have a chance. Maybe Clarkson too.
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>>25743301
and the Sheriff of Nottingham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUDntpV_HdQ
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>>25743780
>>25743365

Who else is 69 and possibly cancerous?
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>>25743840
He's 69 in July
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Now normies on facebook will mourn Alan Rickman because of his performance in Harry Potter...

Don't get me wrong I'm shocked about it, he was a great actor but jesus christ I'm so tired of seeing people pretend to mourn just to get attention
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NOW PAKIS OUT
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Metal Gear online isn't that great desu lads. It's pretty dull actually.
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>>25743890
soon pak will be in
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>>25743903
So glad I didn't buy into the hype.
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>>25743889
that's the facebook generation. This won't stop, it'll never stop because it gives people the feeling that they achieved something, or did something good.

>today I colored my profilepic in the colors of france
>I'm a good person
>I really really am
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>>25743889
All just for some facebook likeylikeys mate.
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>>25744023
What can you do with likes?
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>>25743982
>caught on the hype train
>played mgs 1-3 in prep for 5
>listened to tapes online
>turns out 5 barely has any story
>only a small percentage of the tapes are interesting

Still, gameplay was pretty neat and I managed 100+ hours on it. Lot of flaws though, mostly the dull level design and having missions use the same bases. Open world was also a complete waste, would have been better to just have it linear or use hubs.
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>>25743876
pls no, I will cry if arnie dies this year.
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>tfw free lunch at work
>tfw it's bacon and onion pudding

Lads just kill me now and I'll die happy.

The wagecuck life has it's ups.
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>>25743840
Spielberg
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>I think there's a shortcut down this street mate

>your not going to backseat drive with me are you
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Can't eat crisps because of chapped lips.

FUCK SAKE LADS
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>get hired as a fundraiser
>go door to door
>when it's fucking 0-1c outside

yeah no, you ain't payin me enough to do that shit.
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who here /jeremykyle/

love watching him fucking obliterate plebs. absolute savage tbqh
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daesh did Jakarta
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>>25744138
no pakis at your work?
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>>25744481
John Kerry thinks it was -.
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>>25744138
>meat and vegetables
>pudding

Mate you don't know what happiness even is.
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Just went to asda with parents.

It was like some arctic expedition

hope I get cold weather payment.
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Got sent to a large business convention today for market research. Spent most of it in the various bars, 8 pints in and my report is getting visibly slurred

Fuck
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>>25744391
Stop fucking whining pajeet
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>>25744481

>daesh

They are called Isis, they are Islamic militants and represent Islam in its pureness.
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>>25741338
http://youtu.be/AD1iZV3HWns
What your Bonsai.Meme.Inception like robots do you hate fat normies or fat celary most

>>25742321
>321
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Anyone else balding at a young age? It's the worst feel tbqh.
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>>25741338
Going into the city to go grab food because NEET moneys in, havent showered in like four days and left before the rain came back
Now on a bus of schoolchildren and people with dogs
And I forgot my jacket
/coldasfuck/
And hobo joe is wagecucking until five
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Where the fuck do you go to meet and befriend new people without going to a fucking academic institution?
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>>25744391
>yeah no
Triggered 2bh, nobody likes a sarcastic asshole
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>gets gift card for shopping mall
>spends at mcdonalds
The fuck did they think I was going to buy, clothes?
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>>25745128
Sports club or any other activity you'd like to try. I moved to a new area and made a couple of friends by joining the local fencing club. They even have a scaletrix club every Thursday in the village hall.
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>>25743876
And he's American

>wouldn't make the list
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Back wanking over this price of shit cumdump, tossing of -my cock is raging at this arrogant pricktease,who does she think she is getting me in the tossing panting state ,she fuckin knows the effect she has on our cock and spunk filled balls.just look at the comments about her how dare she get our cocks like this she is a miniskirted tarted up cocktease who doesn't have the decency to take care of the hard fuckmeat she causes .Daniele you are a fuckin prickteasing whore ,I hope u get the cock rage you cause back at you, I'm going to cum but before I shoo my filthy jazz Daniele l want you to know you at just a thing I'm using to shoot out my filth-FUCK YOU its coming you fuckin worthell tramp right in your face and hair FUCK YOU
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just need some posters for the bottom windows then that's that part about done.
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>>25745332
>people are actually attracted to this.

saw someone dis 90s slags, but fuck me 2k slags are worse.
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>>25745350
op image guy does it again kek
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>>25745350
>Pakiaboo working

There needs to be a creeped put qt blonde in there lad
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>>25745350
I was reluctant to change the old image but I'm enjoying this new one. Well done lad.
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>>25745350
Poleaboo would like his image removed but otherwise thinks this is great.
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>>25745404
maybe a thought bubble would cure that, thinking about a girl shitting or summink.
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>>25745350
Pretty decent , good effort mate

Idea for a poster:
Wanted ad for a facebook hacker, must be good at phishing scams, payment one months worth of bennies
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>>25745431
you don't get choices when you upload pictures of yourself on the internet.
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>>25745350
that pakiboo image is amazing laddo, tears down my face
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Accidentally said senpai to a guy at work, it just fucking slipped out. I want to end my life.
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BeniZ and Grilldansa live at the six bongs pub at 8
A crayon drawing with delivery staff needed
And a couple of advertisements for missing dogs and pet stores
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I want to fuck Cara's well used cunt while spitting in her face with every thrust. Her lying under me getting a hard hatefuck,my spit hitting her cockteasung face,seeing the disgust in her eyes as I cum up her cunt.

I would love to take my swollen,dribbling cock and just hit her about the face with the bell end until I cum in her face.

I need more of her,I wank for hours over her. She is total coctaking trash,she needs to be humiliated and put in her place like the dirty fucking whore I KNOW she is.
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Who else /enjoyingtheweather/ here?
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>>25745538
>cock taking trash
>hasnt fucked ger yet
Even ive slept with her and im an autistic loser you fucking fairy cunt
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>>25745444
>Wanted ad for a facebook hacker, must be good at phishing scams, payment one months worth of bennies

>people who want to be in the op image.
you don't get to choose.
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>>25745581
funny how that picture looks like it could be from literally anywhere in the country.

why is this country so fucking dull and monotonous?
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>>25743095
>giving yourself cancer by microwaving plastic

m8 plz
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>>25745595
Literally what?
I assumed he was asking for suggestions, so I gave one, calm down lad
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>>25745581
>>25745601

Dunstable isn't it?
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>>25745601
I know, it's genuinely depressing
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>>25745678
Norwich actually
Does prove >>25745601 's point though
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>>25745744

fuck me, it's Chapelfield isn't it? I live in GY how did I not see that
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I signed on again today lads. It never ends.

The security guard recognised me from January last year.
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>>25745788
a whole year on bennies? or are you saying you lost your job and are on bennies again?
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>>25745350
Fucking brilliant mate. >>25745437 has gotta be done.

>>25745431
Uhh, you don't get to make a choice, friend.
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>>25745798

I've had a couple of shit jobs last year, I'm back to signing on now.
>a whole year on bennies
If only lad
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Poleaboo is having a potato with tuna and colelaw
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Poleaboo is wondering if horse seman goes well with potatoes.
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I think im gonna have to go get back in bed, its just too cold to sit at a computer clicking a mouse.
back later.
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>>25745885
Put on a jumper lad.
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Sat in the dark drinking a bottle of disaronno playing cs go
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>>25745885

I've got my ski trousers on, it's lovely and warm.

The postman had a good laugh at them too.
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>wake up
>reading the local peper
>story about my old secondary school in there
>get really depressed because I miss secondary school life was good then
>can never go back

Might have to get drunk lads.
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Poleaboo is wondering if he should kill himself
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Ive just got back from the city centre, attempted to do actual shopping then realised poundland has 12 375ml coke bottles for 2 quid and brought two crates of those
And a shitload of jelly beans which made the cashier sperg out
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>>25745909
Sounds comfy desu

>>25745885
This mate I haven't left bed all day because it is too cold. My mum will be home soon though so need to get dressed because if I go down in my dressing gown she'll start telling me I need to get a job and stuff. Gotta at least pretend I'm making an effort to live.
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*proceeds to walk in your general direction*
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>>25745952
Yes he fucking should please hurry up and do it everyone would be fucking ecstatic, /britfeel/ because we don't have to read with shitty boring posts anymore, the people you stalk so they won't have to worry about your weirdo self anymore, and your family because they won't have to look at the fucking failure that is you every day for the rest of their lives.

Just do it already. It is the best thing you could do for the world and those around you at this point.
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>ask oneitis if she wants to hang out sometime
>tfw she said yes
Now I just need to practice functioning in a social environment and maybe I'll hit the next flag on her route
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>Tfw had to use /int/'s normie brit thread all day because the OP uses one of my filtered words

Shout-out to Poleaboo for the link.
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rollercoaster of feels
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>>25745581
I was like wait I know that place.

Then I realise every part of the UK looks the goddamn same.
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>>25745952
>>25746008
These posts exasperate Poleaboos already fragile condition

>the people you stalk so they won't have to worry about your weirdo self anymore
I don't understand why you or anyone else would take the girls side and to this extreme too
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>>25746028
It would've prolly been very slightly more recognisable if there wasnt a big fuckoff double decker bus outside of the chapelfield entrance
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>>25746021
The fuck? You have 'crisps' filtered? 'Work'?
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>>25741338
>tfw because normie wagecuck i play games on easyso i can enjoy them amd finish them because i have so little time between work and gf watching shitty tv shows like drop dead diva.
On the upside we marathoned twin peaks on our week off together.
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>>25746048
White knighting is a hell of a drug
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>>25746048
Not him but girls were in the right, you were in the wrong. That's why girls got their justice by seeing you become a loser, while they work top jobs with chad bfs.
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>>25746048
>I don't understand why you or anyone else would take the girls side and to this extreme too

Because you take videos of people shitting you fucking tumour on society
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What's going on you with you soft cunts?

Had a weird sex dream last night about Puddems and a fat middle aged man, and I could only have sex with her if I also had sex with the man. I did it.

Now I'm stuffing some mackerel for tea.

It's going alright.
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/brit/ told me this place was bad, but i didn't think it was this bad jesus christ
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>>25746083
>Celebrating the fact Chad gets to creampie them
Why is this general got so many cuck fetish lovers?
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>>25746048
Mate, you're a fucking stalker. Who videos a polish girl taking a shit?

Just kill yourself please.
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>>25746119
Haha yeah dude haha. Lets go back there for some Cara/UNIBANTER/ le fedora feac XD posts! Haha love it.
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>>25746083
Poleaboo was a nuisance at worst

Do you know what Poleaboo did to the girls?
Do you know what punishments and torments he has had to endure?

It's in now way fair, spamming girls pics in ONE thread on /r9k/ or chatting about your emotions which just happen to involve them should not be punished this harshly

A peadophile or rapist wouldn't be treated like this
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>>25746119
What's so bad about it? Seems fine to me. Pretty comfy desu.
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>>25746048
Because we see the result of you getting mad/upset. Letting you get away with it is no fun for us, if we could witness their pain it would be different.
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>>25746150
You lads are all pretty creepy and not even in Uni.
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So lads. My boss is on shift tonight because nightshift is a joke and falling apart. Problem is hes a noppy wee prick. How do i deal withnota) punching the cunt, b) just walking out.
Ikinda need the job right now.
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>>25746124
I more celebrating the fact that the paki got BTFO.
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>>25746144
>It's in now way fair, spamming girls pics in ONE thread on /r9k/ or chatting about your emotions which just happen to involve them should not be punished this harshly

And how about taking videos of them shitting...?

Also are you not currently trying to hack into their email accounts so you can further harass them?
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>>25746094
>Now I'm stuffing some mackerel for tea.

I'm stuffing your mum with pee.

WAAAHHHHHEEEEEEY /BRIT/LADS ON TOUR
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>>25746167
Good. Fuck off back to the cancer that is /brit/. It used to be good back in the day but got shit too damn quick.
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>>25746167
>not even in uni

Why would we be in uni? We're not idiots.
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>it's a poleaboo plays the victim card episode
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>>25746193
I love those episodes.
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>>25746156
Fine, this I can understand

Would you be interested in their victim statements?
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>>25746189
>>25746189
Oh uh made the NEETS/ manual working trash mad as fuck.
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>>25746173
Yeah woo hoo! Down he goes! And also, that taller, genetically superior man is going to creampie those babes! Yay!!
Dumb cuck.
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>>25746175
>And how about taking videos of them shitting...?
Allegedly and only ONE of the girls, if it was her leading the charge on ruining Poleaboos life I could understand but it's the other girl who doesn't have much to be pissed about

>Also are you not currently trying to hack into their email accounts so you can further harass them?
Lies
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>>25746241
>supporting pakis
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Ate too many pringles lads, think I'll skip dinner.
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>>25746220
>trash

Amerilard detected
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>>25746219
>Would you be interested in their victim statements?
Yes, actually. I would.
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>>25746241
I think you might have some sort of inferiority complex, mate.
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>>25746241
It's you coming up with all this cuck shite lad, seek help.
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I'm going on an adventure, lads.
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>>25746297
>>25746296
The little ants just can't help but defend the alpha males honour. I mean if something happened to him who would impregnate all the girls? Not you two limp-dicked cucks.
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>>25746283
Fine, wait until I get my shit back then

Later in the month
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>>25746321
Who exactly is the alpha male supposed to be here anyways
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>>25746346
Dumb manlet cuck.
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>Poleaboo found a video clip of her today
>She was with friends at a party
>it stirred up complex emotions
>mostly negative
>tfw Poleaboo will never be a part of that scene or one like it
>tfw she shouldn't be so happy when I'm so miserable and she's the partial cause of it

At least Poleaboo pulled a Harrison Jones from his Tavern Brawl pack in Hearthstone
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>>25746395
Get a grip you creeper.
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>>25746434
If you're such a well adjusted individual in control of your destiny then why do you post here?

or is this like the time the mummy crab told the baby crab to walk straight?
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>>25746321
I think you are the cuck here mate...
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>>25746320
Looks comfy desu keep us updated on how things are going
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>>25746395
Why don't you just email her anonymously and ask to buy some of her used knickers/socks? You need to wank this girl out of your life.
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>Tfw mummy brought me Chinese food home from work

yaay
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>>25746472
I post here because I relate to some people here. I certainly don't relate to a piece of paki scum like yourself.
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>>25746472
this 2bh
>comes to board and thread about people in the cesspool of society
>"OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL WEIRD AND CREEPY"
Normies are pretty retarded 2bh
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rip in peace hans gruber
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>>25746395
I sometimes wonder if your entire persona is just some elaborate ruse, and that you never got kicked out of uni, pissed in a bottle of ribena or did any of the other weird shit.

I'm not a happy or successful man by any stretch of the imagination, but I find it hard to believe that someone could sink as low as you.

You're not even at the bottom of the barrel, you're 200 feet underground.
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>>25746516

will mummy make cummy tonight?
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>>25746540
>I find it hard to believe that someone could sink as low as you.
Don't like pakiboo but I fucking hate normies more.
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>>25746008
Bit harsh. I just think he should get locked up and become the prison bitch
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6858385/Tesco-shopper-on-crutches-after-he-is-crushed-in-deli-counter-scrum-for-discounted-meat.html

mental lads, simply mental
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>>25746516
Pass the crab claws before I take the whole haul, senpai.
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>>25746562
That means he will serve his time and be free to film girls shitting in the loo again.
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>>25746539
*Raises and illuminates wand*
>>25746552
big cums
>>25746567
Would take tesco to court, can't even do your shopping without getting your leg busted
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>>25746567
>White fucking 'people'
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>>25746514
You don't understand how paranoid these girls are
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>>25746539
this desu way more shocking that Bowie
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>>25746518
So you're just a racist?
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>>25746591
He wouldn't have a leg to stand on in court.

He went in there like the rest of the scavengers looking for reduced food and got his elg busted up.

He even went to pay for all his shopping before going hospital. He just ahd to make sure no one cart jacked him.
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>>25746557
So anyone who doesn't make scat films, stalk girls and phish emails is a normie?
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>>25746616
Yeah I don't like pakis. PAKIS OUT
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>>25746597
bit racist tbqh
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>>25746628
I'm willing to give you a chance to defend yourself

Why do you not consider yourself a normie?
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>>25746616
Most of /britfeel/ users have been bullied by a group of pakis at some point. Perfect place to write your revenge fantasies this general.
>>
Who's in Bristol and wants to suck a dick (mine)
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Why is life such a struggle lads? How come it would be easier just to be dead? I really don't understand any of it.
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>>25742203
>That pic
Since you've got no file name you probably don't know what it's from, but IIRC it's from an old Lego flash game. If anyone knows please tell me the name!
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>>25746659
Because I have a room full of anime figures, 4 dakimakura, no friends, no money and no job.

Despite that I've never done anything remotely as bad as our old friend Amir.
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>>25746668
I'd be game if you're.
>Not black
>Uncut
>At-least 6ft tall
>High-test
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>>25746686
Fucking hell you just hit me with some nostalgia. I remember playing that on the old lego website.
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>>25746668
Where abouts in Bristol are you mate? I'm in Bishopston.
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>>25746704
>no friends, no money and no job.
What drives you to whiteknight?

Why can't you be glad someone is pissing on Stacys lifelong parade?
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>>25746757
>What drives you to whiteknight?

He's not whiteknighting mate. Whiteknighting implies he is doing it in view of the girl with hopes of a thank you hand job. He just thinks poleaboo is a disgusting cunt. As do the majority of posters here.
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>>25746732
That's exactly why I want to know the name, I was just searching for a bit but couldn't find anything.
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>>25746785
>He just thinks poleaboo is a disgusting cunt
Why?
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>/brit/ lads fucking up the thread as usual

Good job boys
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>>25746668
I'm near Bristol and would if you're up for returning the favour (no homo)
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Anyone know a good place to look for temporary work? I need to get back into wageslaving for a bit to keep my parents off my back but I don't want it permanent. As long as I do a few months it'll be enough to get them off my back for awhile.

Failing that how about part time? I wouldn't mind being tied down to something if it were only part time but most jobs seem to want full time.
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>>25746824
Because he takes videos of girls shitting...?
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>>25746824
Pick one of many reasons, or just read one of his posts.
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>>25746824
pakiboo, just face it. We mayeb a bunch of robots but we don't go as far as you would videoing a girl shitting in a toilet.
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>>25746872
I'm not telling you to leave but don't you think you're in the wrong place for moralfaggotry?
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>>25746824
>why is Poleaboo a disgusting cunt

How new are you exactly?
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>>25746895
He only allegedly did it at someone elses suggestion and he shared the pics
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>>25746904
It's not moralfaggotry mate. Thinking making videos of girls shitting is disgusting has nothing to do with morals.

Also don't you think you're a bit late to 4chan for

>le internet hate machine
>we r leejun XD

?
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>>25746144
You brought it all on yourself you fucking sperg. They didn't frame you did they.
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>>25741338

Watched "The Machine" last night, it was really good.

I'm getting pissed again.
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>>25746736
Do you suck a good dick?
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>>25746668
Bet you're just a time waster
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Who /permanently in pyjamas/ here?

Niece looks at me weird and so does my sister when they come over but I don't care anymore.

Maximum comfy.
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>>25746220
I just hate the retards that spam kpop wank. I'll put up with cucks complaining about girls over that

I also find Pakiaboo's story arc and bullying him entertaining
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>>25746996
That's not the point

Just because it's expected doesn't make it fair

In most countries what Poleaboo did wouldn't even be illegal, he's the victim of an unjust law
>>
I can't decide whether The Undateables is depressing or hilarious.
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>>25747035
Me. I have 4 sets I rotate between from Peacocks. Only like a tenner a pack. Comfy as fuck.

I hate being properly dressed now.
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>>25747065
>In most countries what Poleaboo did wouldn't even be illegal, he's the victim of an unjust law

YOU'RE IN THE UK YOU PAKI FUCK. Deal with the consequences.
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>>25746732
Anon from another thread came to my rescue! Junkbot is the name of the game.
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>>25747068
It's depressing

During the end where the narrator does the "What happened since" bit, the guys never get anyone, but a good portion of the girls do find someone, no matter how ugly or spergy they are
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>>25746395
>>tfw she shouldn't be so happy when I'm so miserable and she's the partial cause of it

But you fucking started it. It's your fault
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>>25747065
THIS IS FUCKING ENGLAND

Pakis fuck off
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb2Oqfj_c70

WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP
WAPWAWAWAPWAWAWAWAP
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>>25746580
So we get a part two
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>>25746805
junkbot
I used to love playing Line rider
>>
Fuck off you paki and nigger cunts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqW62Vw8Zc
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>>25747035
Yep, been a habbit since i was very young. I think i was born into NEETdom.
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>>25747126
Why you posting jiggaboo music?
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>>25747126
stupid meme flash with powerpoint tier animation to nigger music weebshit meme material he's saying wap not wan you fucking weebshits
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148 Recommends on my most recent comment on the Guardian, lads. I'm hitting the big time.
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>>25747065
Dis is some g8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8

Now stop moaning you fucking mong. We treat women as equals here. You live with them they arn't your fucking property
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>>25747152
Why are people so fucking butthurt about generalizations
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>>25747195
>Guardian reader
Fuck off libcuck.
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>>25747167
The hunnehs luv it xD
>>25747180
MEME! xD
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>>25747292
Think you took a wrong turn at /brit/pol
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>>25747292

>seppo slang

Literally fucking end your life.
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>>25747292
>not being in favour of neetbux

GTFO
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I fucking hate southerners 2bh with their stupid fucking accents, and those northerners with their stupid fucking accents
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>>25746170
Deep breaths bro. Managers are cunts, deal with it
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>>25747065
Then go fuck back to pakistan where you are free to do that. This is England you fucking paki.
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>>25747364
>>25747121
It was Scottish law, you monkeys
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>>25747065
UNJUST
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>>25746704
Just realised that Poleaboo is one of the closest things you have to a friend

You should be more understanding and appreciative
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>>25747425
I'd rather have no friends than be friends with him.
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>>25745350
>>25745444

i like this idea, maybe add a thought bubble with the words 'its not my fault' above poleaboos head.
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>>25747448
>thought bubble with the words 'its not my fault' above poleaboos head.
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>>25742315
oh you're not still here are you? Fucking cunt.
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>>25745350
Fuck sake

At least add the Polish girls to keep Poleaboo company
>>
I have aspergers, what about the 75% of autistic people who are low or medium functioning what about all of them that can't live independently because of autism DO YOU EVEN GIVE a shit do you have any fucking empathy for anyone else on the autistm spectrum or is it all YOU YOU YOU fucking retard you fucking disgust me literally you fucking disgust me your fucking usless you don't speak for all of us shut the fuck up and gtfo and don't fucking come back till you have answers for all those other autistics.
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>>25747476
Don't do this. Keep him miserable.
>>
How long is the incubation period for a light cold?

Haven't left my house in 13 days, and I've got the most rotten cough, no appetite, and constantly tired despite being unable to sleep
>>
1 bong and 18 pence raised so far from selling my CSGO skins on the Steam market. Living large lads.
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>>25745245
A Scaletrix club sounds awesome but boring at the same time you should go find out!
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>>25744843
fuck off, they're fucking slime and that's all
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IM SO FUCKING BORED

I HAVE NO MONEY

I WANT TO DRINK

I HAVE WORK TOMORROW MORNING

MY YOUTH IS WHITTLING AWAY
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>>25747514
You have AIDS mate.
>>
>Tfw people make fun of you where you live for not wearing tracksuit bottoms
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>>25742649
It says Napa 12 on my arm and I've got one of my mate's mum's name on my arse.
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>>25745431
we own you now bitch
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>>25747473
>replying to a post 7 hours ago

WEW LADDIE
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>>25747497
>>25747476
Not Poleaboo

but here's a pic if you need it
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>>25747610
I hope this isn't real.
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>>25742851
>tfw Spurs fan

Best year in a while and you cunts are fucking us over. That was never a penalty in the cup game the other day to be fair.
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>>25747602
How long does that take to kick in?
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TFW NO GRIMESFU
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>>25747625
How does it feel knowing she's sucking someone elses dick?
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>>25747625
>but here's a pic if you need it

No I don't, but thanks for offering.
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>>25742721
I enjoyed it but The Jinx is quite a lot better, the ending actually gave me shivers
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>>25747625
Gott ahave her face in pakiboos thought bubble.

Seriously can't wait for the finished picture
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>>25747757
In the second pic she looks kinda chavvy, that could be something, r-r-right?

It's the closest Poleaboo will ever come to her ever again
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>>25747693
Is this the music people listen too these days? It sounds like it belongs on the Vice City soundtrack. And what kind of fucking name is Grimes? She doesn't even do grime.
>>
Had a full 500ml bottle of Dr Pepper and done the lot. Forgot how good it is. First time I've had it in about 10 years.
>>
FUCKING HELL ITS FREEZING

AND IVE GOT THE HEATING ON
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>posting on /britfeel/ 36,000ft in the air whilst flying over the atlantic.

Its a weird feel lads.
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>>25747873
Traitor

Better not see you around these parts again or you'll get a good thrashing
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>>25747857
i love grimes
i listen this on DXM and it feels like I'm in love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWFTyamEZrU&list=PLag

when i watch this on DXM it feels like she's my gf and I'm actually at the places shown in the video. like when it shows outside i feel the wind and that its cold and shit. crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xXnte2zbsw&index=4
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>>25747869
Good choice lad, I picked up a can of it from the newsies on the way back from work

>tfw you never even thought about what flavour it was supposed to be until you read the tin
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>>25747869
>drinking fizzy drinks

this website's 18+ mate
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>>25747895
sum1 please extend this picture so that you can see her ass and stinky feet
seriously how could whoever drew this not do this in the first place
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>>25747920
>>tfw you never even thought about what flavour it was supposed to be until you read the tin
Go on, enlighten us.

>>25747921
I don't make a habit of it.
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>>25747921
>being a soft drink connoisseur
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It's so annoying seeing all these fake fans on Facebook posting about Alan Rickman's death.

I bet they can't even name one of his songs.
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>>25747945
>Sparkling Fruit Flavour Soft Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners
Realised it tastes like cherries after I read that
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>>25747958
>being a manchild
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Lads I want to get drunk tonight but I've only got 7 pints of Carling and for an esteeme abuser of alcohol such as myself I fear this will merely pique my thirst especially at the lowly 3.8% alcohol volume of Carling.

I could of course go to the shop but it is a 30 minute round walk, it is frightfully cold outside and there is also a large chav population in the area. So all in all it would not be a comfortable venture.

The shop stays open until 11pm so I am thinking if I start drinking now, after a few beers I will be able to decide whether or not I need to head out for more or whether this will see my over until tomorrow.

It's like a full time job being a pisshead.
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>>25747869
>>25747921
>>25747945
I'M 22 YEARS OLD AND JUST DRANK A LITER OF ROCKSTAR GUAVE
ALSO I HAVE TYPE 1 DIABETES AND MY GLUCOSE LEVELS REMAINED WITHIN 80-130MG/DL TARGET RANGE WHILE DOING SO AND EVEN 2 HOURS AFTER CONSUMPTION

COME AT ME
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>>25747976
Dance Magic?
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>>25747987
Pssssssst mate.... You're on /britfeel/... Thats on r9k...
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>>25747921
>giving your kids fizzy drinks
What's it like to have chavs for parents lad?
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>>25747987
>>25747921
Socrates playing NEET detected.
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>>25747987
>not being a manchild

ISHYGDDT
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>>25747991
Carling is 3.8% now?
Haha holy shit, just gets worse and worse
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>>25747991
Being drunk is the most horrible feeling in the world

No idea how you pissheads do it
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>>25747976
Duck Pond
Electronic Apple
Plastic Penguins
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>>25747983
Not sure on that myself
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>>25748021
He's thinking of Carlsberg mate Carling is 4%
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>>25748054
take DXM
makes you even more drunk (except the gabba shit) with less side effects and little to no hangover (depending on dosage)
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>>25748054
I would argue that not being drunk is the most horrible feeling in the world and I don't know how you soberers do it.
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>>25748054
I enjoy the first few drinks and then I just start getting fucking miserable and depressed. The next hangover day is usually the fucking worst.
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>>25745951
I saw a story in the paper about my school yesterday. It was about a teacher fucking a year 11.
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who /brighton/ here

i wanna make a new friend
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>>25748107
A bum friend?
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>>25748107
>Brighton wants to make a new friend

Cover your bum holes lads
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>>25748124
no

i need an alchofriend

all my friends are too judging
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>>25748105
Was she fit?

Was it the one where she took him to the hotel after prom? Because I would have fucked her. Lucky kid.
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How do I stop these cunts sending me this shit?

It started a few days ago and they have been bombarding me with countless emails every day.

The ''unsubscribe'' link is just attached to the main email link. So basically I can't unsubscribe as it's just scammy/junk mail.

If I flag it will it start to go to my junk folder? No idea how it didn't go straight there anyway.
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>>25742505
Alan Rickman has your back senpai

just in from wagekeking post
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>>25748183
Spam is like herpes, once you get it it never goes away.
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>>25748183
tfw gmail and never get spam in my inbox
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>bowie dies
>everyone freaks out
>sort of understandable I suppose
>alan whoman dies
>everyone freaks out
>u wot m8

guys been in a handful of movies and isn't even that recognizable. i fucking hate normies.
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>>25748222
I want to choke the bastards responsible for this.

>>25748234
I've used hotmail for forever and this is the first time I've had this problem.
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>>25748241
Most normies grew up watching the harry potter movies m8
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>>25747789
Sorry mate, but the polish girls aren't meme. YOU are the meme.
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>>25748241
I literally care more about David Bowie's movie career than I do Rickman's

Labyrinth was brilliant. The Prestige was pretty good as well.
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>>25748183
unsubscribe at the bottom of the email
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2 days of work left then I can get wasted for 3 whole days. YIP YIP
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>>25748407
>wagecucking

top kek mate I've been wasted for weeks already
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I'VE BEEN GOING FAST FOR HOURS LADS
HOLY SHIT I'M SWEATING LIKE HELL AND SMELL LIKE SEX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z4d58YAmpY
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I got Instagram and everytime I try to post a comment on a popular page it won't fucking let me!

I've got followers and uploaded pics. Why the fuck can't I post comments?
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>>25748435
Top kek mate, stay jealous at all this fucking money I've got.
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>>25747632
Don't know what to tell you mate sorry.
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>>25748471
You're looking forward to being out of wagecucking so you can drink.

He's been drinking without wagecucking

He wins
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>>25748471
>implying I need more money than I get to enjoy myself.
Hope you get off looking at those numbers on your bank statement whiel I'm sitting at home doing what I love and you have to slave away for some jew.
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>>25748523

Wagies aren't drinking own-brand turpentine though, are they?
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>Jon Snow interviewing Richard Wilson about Wickman's death
>Jon: Did you know he was dying?
>Richard: I did, yes.
>Jon: So it wasn't a question of "I don't believe it!"?

Fucking hell, Jon, his mate's just died.
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>>25748523
>>25748559
Look lads, my job is great. I do fuck all, get 5-6 days off at a time and earn good money. Only reason I've only 3 off is I've been working extra this week.

That's all I'm gonna say because whenever I post about my work people say I'm bragging and have a breakdown.

Fuck off, I'm having my tea.
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>>25748590
Don't use shitty reddit tier images
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>>25748590
>le excellent job with 5-6 days off at a time man

Lying on the internet is fun.
>>
Look at this man >>25748590

He's not trying to justify to us why he wageslaves, he's trying to justify it to himself.
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>>25748637
Believe what you want.
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>>25741338

Reminder that Elliot was one of us, pic is Elliot on Brighton front.
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>>25748577
But Jon Snow is dead too.

Sorry, couldn't help myself
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>>25748655
>Brighton
>one of us
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Tempted to fight my Mum, she just insulted my political beliefs.
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>>25748241
Idgaf about Bowie but Die Hard is awesome
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>>25748590
>le machinist bragging anon is back
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>>25748677
Nah he's not

l2 storytelling
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>>25748689
Give her a stone cold stunner then stand on the sofas throwing beer around the place.
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>come home from wagecucking
>watch a show about wagecucking

Did any other britbots pick this up after the other day? Quite enjoying it desu
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>>25748590
Stop bragging. just dos you say you're not bragging doesn't mean you're not subtly trying to brag
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>my dad's drunk AGAIN
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>>25748750
Is it Norwegian or Danish?

Those guys always make depressing shit
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>>25748747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZqAOiUZ3xY
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>>25748655
Yup, little Mongrel fuck is ours.
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I thought I might like to live in Edinburgh, but just had a wander down Princes Street and it's pretty brown.

Also a homeless man lunged at me then told me to fuck off.
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>>25748767

Guess again anon
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>>25748763
wear ear plugs tonight son

yer mama gonna be callin yer name
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>>25748655
So he's a repressed faggot born and bred then.
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>>25746668
STOKES-CROFT
To
Keks
Croft
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>>25748773
Based Ed
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>>25748763

Once my Dad got drunk and I remembered him being violent with my Mum when I was like 9, terrified me, hated him from that point.

I got drunk this night too, and dropped him.

One of the best nights of my life, he realised that I was stronger than him now and whenever he drinks now he is always really quiet, lest he awake the thug upstairs.
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>>25742907
>>wants convict only thread but doesn't make one
Can colonies do anything right?
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>>25748796
Icelandic

Even more depressing country

Seems interesting though. I enjoy Scandinavian shit,
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>>25745350
That's fantastic, loving the san mig for the guy who buys 4 of those and four of something else then comes looking for advice on drinking order,
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>>25748655
Aren't you undermining his pariah fantasy?
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>>25748655
he wasnt really a true robot, atleast most of us can admit our shit existances but he literally thought he was hugely handsome, great at talking to women and an all round legend.
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>>25748912
He dad is the true hero.
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BREAKING NEWS

The graph of today's thread is a slightly different shape to the other day.
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>>25748833
lel I can't beat my dad up though

At the moment he is downstairs shouting and swearing and then laughing maniacally.
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>>25749090
>tfw op
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>>25748241
I had never heard of Rickman until today.
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Does anyone know some dystopian conspiracy theorist news outlets aside from Infowars where i can learn THE truth?
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>>25749090
i can see that bullshit from a mile away
you can stack my shitposts bout a mile away
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is it just me or is balding really common in this country?
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Gmail phishing site is up, now to decide on which angle I want to approach from with the email

It's the most important part, it's what convinces them to click the link
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>>25749090
/britwage/ desu
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>>25749280
davidicke.com is alright.
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>>25749234
>>>/r/fedora/
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>>25749315
Use one of those refletive images that shows everyone their own ip but makes it look like the person sending it actually knows your details

It'll freak people into clicking
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>Central heating doesn't work
>Not enough money in the electricity meter to run a heater for more than an hour
>Choosing shitposting on 4chan over basic need for warmth

I'm so fucking cold
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How do I tell my parents I want to drop out of university? They'll be so disapointed
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>>25749349
>Not enough money in the electricity meter

Northerners are used to being cold
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>>25749280
oh god,. I started listening to the radiio before bed, mainly paranormal stuff, did listen to alex jones for the first time lastnight.

fuck me it was bad.

it made me think, it doesn't matter what you say just aslong as you say it the loudest.

they were literally telling everyone its the end times and they need to get an army together to fight the jihadist terrorist president.

fuck me... it was just so bad.

and inbetween that trying to sell people crazy shit in the ads. special diet food to detox from the illuminatis poisions.
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>>25749349
Put your blanket over your computer and huddle it for warmth

>>25749358
>"Mother, Father, I want to drop out of university"
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>>25748687
>>25748776
>>25748808
>>25748912
>>25748951
Get the fuck off this board, cucks.
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>>25748444
Trips or not unless you've been smelling your mums knicks I don't see how you kow what sex smells like
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>>25749362
Electricity meters aren't a northern thing, they're a social housing thing
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>>25749377
Good shout friend
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>>25748912
I have Eurasian cousins and they're fine. You should stop sucking paki cock.
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>>25749349
>central heating only half works in my room
>half the room is warm
>the other half, window side, is freezing
>wall that side covered and i mean covered in damp and mould
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>>25749383
>Worshiping an american that took out his repressed anger on others and not himself via alcoholism and sloth

Get out yank.
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>>25749425
you wanna get the cleaned lad, it wont be good for your lungs. I get that on the outer wall every winter but clean it with vinegar in spring.
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>>25749392
And most northerners are in commie block social housing.
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>>25749383
>pic related is average brit
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>>25749452
Yeah I do try and clean it, pain though so can't really be arsed.
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>>25749470

>posts a 10/10
>average
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>>25749444
>Hating a fellow robot who didn't smoke and drink himself into becoming a fat old slob

I'm British, you faggot. I may hate what cucks the rest of you are but I'm still British.
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>>25749412
My bad, those Thai brides are tempting aren't they?
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>>25749390
after sex i smell like after i fapped. so smelling yourself after fapping would be enough.
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>>25749470
>bullying in a no bully zone

that's a 20 (You) fine m80
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>>25749570
>Thai brides

My aunt got YELLOWED by a guy from Hong Kong.
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>>25749634
>no bully zone
fucking what? people intensively bully others in /britfeel/ on a daily.
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>>25749656
law's changed, now pay up
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>>25749671
fuck off asshole bully, I'm not the bully
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Hello I have come to check the dubs

>>25743144 good dubs
>>25748444 wonderful trips
>>25747099 adequate dubs
>>25743211 cromulent dubs
>>25744344 good dubs
>>25748677 OK dubs
>>25748088 fantastic dubs
>>25743022 lovely dubs
>>25745499 fantastic dubs
>>25748222 lovely trips
>>25745444 adequate trips
>>25746133 OK dubs
>>25742977 lovely dubs
>>25747622 OK dubs
>>25748655 fantastic dubs
>>25743711 adequate dubs
>>25746255 adequate dubs
>>25743111 nice trips
>>25742844 wonderful dubs
>>25745788 lovely dubs
>>25745744 good dubs
>>25748577 nice dubs
>>25743133 adequate dubs
>>25745866 cromulent dubs
>>25748833 good dubs
>>25742755 nice dubs
>>25748322 cromulent dubs
>>25746599 cromulent dubs
>>25746144 fantastic dubs
>>25742788 lovely dubs
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>>25749532

Yank by association. Just leave before Madame May has you transported to the colonies.
>>
Is Trevor McDonald the most useless person in the history of television?
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>>25748444
>Juno Reactor
My nigga

I would have expected you to post one where he GOTTA GO FAST tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzC812djoYM
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>>25749779
No because the 2DTV parody of him always gave me a giggle

I vote Alan "Titchy" Titchmarsh
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>>25749766

>3133
>just 'adequate'

formally its an exceptional set of dubs, and if you can't see that, then I'm afraid that you aren't qualified to assess the quality of such.
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>>25749766
Thanks dub checker.
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>>25749766
thanks
NOW DEEPTHROAT MY PENIS
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>>25749827

They were assessed with an impartial and highly sophisticated algorithm anon, perhaps entry-level dubs enthusiasts such as yourself might consider them exceptional but the more discerning connoiseur will notice several other factors that decrease their appeal substantially.

>>25749829

You're wecome anon, it was a pleasure.
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>>25749768
Yeah, whatever. I'll be moving to America when Trump gets rid of the Mudslimes.
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This is where I think player right not to catch an sink player wrote it Down once and dropped fact on a player regarud an keep lard see you lator the dominance over dust from sand
>It's bigger
>The player
With one can't bonsai quicker an keep the rent, I'll wed this bed put it where I can and finish quicker to be the pic that picked it quicker quotoms beams and copped a bitter
quit quicker watch it collapse and drink cider becuz i'd thunk to drunk an kissed the t.k splitter 5.9 a conkerbine but dench comfortable numbers ain't no alley just lush and Cali.

I fly to Steven hawk wing an the two bee poster's to have fun learning and burning the learnin of having fun because that quiet guy who perked up during bomemetic bonsai word had just learnt to recognise and link every Bowie over bones short story Double Anon together under the dictatorship of one. Drops the keys and...Ride or die you get on the bus first one out wins Robert got the runs but.
Your a sin artist that writes but don't climb mine don't climb the character of time. But one. B000000001. I saw the call code, So I run brother. Not better just wetter could you hear it from my face fold. The black post game has to much oil to gas squares and hide old. But then again I'm told he ne'ver took the knight and hold. Had a feeling, sir offended him and went into shire mode, get out the shower and realise I've forgot to rinse my hair
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>>25749954

>the more discerning connoiseur will notice several other factors that decrease their appeal substantially.

The typical mewlings of a Philistine. Simply vocalise that particular extract, and I'm sure you will understand that that, with regards to timing and fluidity of pronunciation, these dubs are unsurpassed.
However, to a dilettante of the purely textual school such as yourself, considerations of the dubs' natural music go unnoticed and, indeed, unmentioned.
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>>25746862
hardly any where offers permanent jobs these days, even if they do just do it for like 3 months then quit and tell mam and dad that it was a 3 month contract.
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>>25750117
yeah same bruv
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>>25750117
nochamean cuz
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>>25750266>>25750283
Thanks guys it's always a pleasure
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>>25750117
>drink cider becuz

>cider
CHAV PLEB OUT REEEEEEEEEE
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>>25749962
I've been watching too much hearthstone, I though you meant the streamer.
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Listening to Mastodon contemplating life.

Got a pay rise at work.

Feels alight.
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>>25750370
Ow bout you gerout you poncey cityboi

Zidur is a drink fur real men
>>
Seriously lads

Need advice on creating a gmail phishing email

Here are the ideas I have
>Google+ opt out
Someone would like to connect with you on Google+
>Your Google+ has been deactivated due to inactivity (risky)
>review Google privacy agreement

Should note she doesn't really use Google+, no posts
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>>25750473
What is opt out?
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Booked in for a tattoo on the 23rd lads, booked an 8 hour session because I'm an absolute madman
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>>25750473
What did this girl even do to you lad?
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>>25750491
Think you get Google+ accounts automatically so I'm thinking people would like the option to deactivate them/remove from Google search

>>25750522
I don't want to hurt/scare her, just read her messages to get a sense of intimacy
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>>25750518
I can't even stand 10 minutes in the hairdressers
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>>25750518
I've wanted a tattoo for fucking ages. I like simple, geometric tats but still not sure what I want.
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>>25750518
>absolute madman

This meme needs to die tbqh senpai
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>>25750545
LOL, sad shit. Youll n e v e r have her.
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>>25750518
what img do you want on you forever?
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>>25750518
What are you getting senpai?

make sure you post a picture when its done
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>>25750602
And neither will you. M'lady thinks you're a creeper.
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>>25750518
#YOLO #Chump Stamp

Make sure you get some pirate stuff, some pop culture references and some text in another alphabet.
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>>25748275
Can she visit one month?
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>>25750522
He filmed her taking a shit so she reported him to the police. He's now claiming he's paranoid about her talking about him but everyone thinks he just wants to harass her some more

Google Poleaboo, you can read his pathetic blog