Night time sadness edition
Since when were tattoos normie?
Little ones in hidden places are and so are tribal ones but I can't think of many things less normie than permanently scarring your skin. Not only that, it has the potential to disgust other people and stop you from being employed at certain places.
I'd get a tattoo if I wasn't so terrified of needles. I also think I'd pass out while it's happening or start crying and they'd laugh at me
>tfw hiding around the corner until the train comes so I don't have to ride it home with my cute co-worker
I just like to listen to my music when going home tbqh, I don't do well with conversations with my co-workers
Can we have a midget pushing a wheelbarrow in the OP image?
The midget who says "no croissants today, boss", I'm sure he was pushing a wheelbarrow, I can't remember if there was anything in it, some of you know what I'm talking about.
generally I only made additions that majority agree on.
but that said im only making it, not maintaining it all year again so anyone can be op image guy in a week or two.
Yeah that's what I'm asking about.
Is there a queue? Do I let myself in? Do I need to speak to the driver before getting in? Do I order him where to go? Do I pay him before or after the journey? Do you tip?
I'm hoping someone will be able to greentext a general cabbing experience so that I know what to expect and how to behave.
>go to the front taxi,
>yea you generally let yourself in.
if his windows open you can ask before getting in.
>say where you want to go.
>ask him if he knows how much that will be about so you know if you got enough money.
you get there, you ask how much again cos he may have a meter.
>give money, get change, get out take luggage.
defiantly before the end of the month, im just doing it in my spare time.
ill upload a simplified idiot proof psd when im done so all that needs doing it months ticking off.
ive never seen one take card.
Thank Christ it's Friday tomorrow lads, couldn't take another day of wagekeking.
Feel like no one talks to me in work anymore while everyone else has become really good friends with each other while I'm stuck working with nutters.
Meant to be helping the good guys out while they're off on holiday next week but I can't shake the feeling they're setting me up to fail so I don't get put near their work again.
Who /paranoid/ here?
>Catch a Werster stream for once
>Doesn't even do one run before going off
>Who /paranoid/ here?
Today I saw the person that was hired at the same time as me, doing the thing I was hired to do.
I think they might have hired two people with the intention of only keeping the best one of us in some kind of Darwinian selection scheme.
tough day today lads. long post
>housemate has anger/depression problems
>tried to take his life once
>never approach him about it despite my own depression/suicidal feelings
>never spoke to anyone about my own situation desu
>anyway it's about 6pm
>with a few friends in my room when housemate walks in with his laptop
>throws it on the ground
>cuts all over his hands from punching walls
>instantly know its something to do with his gf, they've been arguing a lot recently
>"IVE FUCKED IT ALL UP HAVENT I"
>"WITH <girl>, ITS ALL FUCKED"
>punches my wall then leaves
>a few seconds go by then a loud thud
>he's smashed his head off the wall and knocked himself out
>me & friends eventually get him to come round and when he does, he's an emotional wreck
>suspect concussion, call ambulance
>after he calmed down a bit we sit alone on the stairs and wait
>he's on the phone to this girl
>hangs up and looks at me, he's emotionally destroyed. i rarely see him sad, let alone this upset
>"i can't cope mate."
>i choke a bit
>for the first time ever i feel myself open up about my own problems
>"me neither mate."
>he looked surprised for a second
>"i hear sirens."
>we sat on the stairs and cried our fucking eyes out til the ambulance came for him
he's alright now, just got a nasty headache. i'm about to smoke up and watch futurama to ease my mind a bit. despite being dazed out of his mind with his own problems, he's been asking me all night if i'm okay and if i want to talk. and for the first time in fucking ages i feel like i want to stay alive for a while.
thank you buddy. i'm too much of a pussy to thank you in person. i love you.
If you think a woman LIKE MYSELF, shouldn't be on a subchan just because I have a vagina needs to go back to reddit.
My brother is a junior doctor, he takes home 1800 a month and if he was paid for every hour he worked would earn less than 8 queens an hour. Now they want to make it worse than it already is with the hours, he's already so tired he can barely cope, they're trying to kill them and if the new contracts go through any doctor with any talent whatsoever will flee to another European country where they can earn more and work less for it. We will be left with the semi-literate dregs from countries we haven't ever heard of. People who think they are earning a lot are complete idiots who just want to be contrarian because the strike had public support. I would bet all of my neetbux that most people who are against it don't actually know any junior doctors and haven't had a conversation with one.
What you want us to stick a troll face on there too? Come on son. It's got to be at somewhat recent.
>go back to reddit
Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmm
also there are no girls on the internet, you are a biological male no matter how many operations or treatments you have you broken human
I make his Polish QT gf lads
What the fuck did I do you fucking sausage merchant? I posted the OP and it has a meme in it?
Fuck off back to reddit
The worst parts are if I ever decide to go into the city for any reason, I look around at all the groups of people and think to myself "This is it. This is your life. Wandering everywhere completely alone"
Why don't you already do that then mate, its not like there isn't private healthcare systems already in place
PROTIP: You don't get better treatment, it just speeds up the process.
H-he, you're so salty, hun. Maybe a wee cuddle 'ill make it better
Who /parentalproblems/ here?
Those rare times I haven't been a NEET since dropping out of A Levels I've been working some of the scummiest jobs I can think out. Everything from cleaning deep fat fryers at 6am in the morning to losing my job because my manager wanted a full team of women (true story, I couldn't even be bothered to report this fuck).
Worst part is my father is self-employed running a good-reputation carpet business that has good levels of custom regardless of college degrees and immigrant labour saturating the job market.
Only problem is this nigga refuses to make me his apprentice, despite-
>Him retiring in 5 years, working at about 70% as much as he used to - perfect for training me up
>Working from home in a comfy city using his own car with relatively few overheads minus fuel costs
>Being pressured by my mother to move house, and this would provide the perfect excuse to stay where we are
>Would continue to improve our father-son relationship, as it took me many years to get over him being a giant asshole when I was younger
>Skills-wise would pretty much set me up for life
>Some of my mates have followed their parents into soletrader businesses like antiques trading and other cool shit
Instead, he has consistently maintained the same ''I want you to get a better job - my job is shit'' rhetoric, despite KNOWING I constantly swing between NEET and the lowest of wagecucks. I swear he thinks this is 1970 where earning above national average takes about one afternoon of intense job searching.
Sometimes I wish this was 2003 again and I could buy twenty pound's worth of Nobby's Nuts and Freddos and eat myself to death watching THIRD DIVISION footy results.
My best mate's dad is convicted IRA.
My uncle (I'm English) fought in the Troubles and had his best mate killed.
None of us give a fuck and I'm visiting Belfast next year to get wankered every night.
I haven't told him, but this will be my first party in two years kek.
They do work weekends, he's working the weekend after this one and the one after that. That 7 day NHS thing is complete bullshit, I have no idea where they get the idea Doctors don't work weekends.
When he's earning less than people who are completely unskilled for the hours he works he does. He's thinking about going to Australia or Germany, Australia especially the pay is amazing.
The problem with all of this is that the NHS basically runs on the goodwill of the staff. If tomorrow everyone in it said "right i'm just working the hours i'm paid for" the whole thing would collapse in days. Jeremy Hunt is taking that goodwill away by giving them an even shittier deal, my brother lives in a shitty one bedroom flat and has absolutely no free time. He's a really, really good Doctor as well, he got all of the good genes and I am the genetic waste that had to exist for him to be so good. He was top of the class and this country is going to lose him because of what they're doing to the NHS. I'm sure the African who can't speak English will be thrilled with the job instead, but it'll be us suffering.
In 4chan terms, yes.
In geographical and ethanographical terms, Morrocans are as much Pakis as Russians are limeys.
I cooked for me and my mummy tonight /britfeel/.
Got me some goodboy points. :^)
>They do work weekends, he's working the weekend after this one and the one after that. That 7 day NHS thing is complete bullshit, I have no idea where they get the idea Doctors don't work weekends.
Because you can't get appointments on weekends ever, because you are more likely to die if you go to hospital at the weekend
>tfw you realise you've been on 4chan altogether too long
Maybe it's time to leave?
Umm okay... Mmm
Oh sorry, I was just pondering if your Pre-adolesent drivel had been an accompaniment to your birthing. In case you were wondering on my conclusion it is "yes"
And also, saying 'go back to reddit' literally proves you fem-haters are from reddit. So yeah
Been getting massive pain in my right side for months now lads, the bit on your front where I believe my pancreas/stomach/liver all deposit their shit into.
Think I might legit have cancer. Can't imagine what else it could be.
>aldi roasted peanuts costs 1quid
>gives 2520 calories and 110g protein
fuck me mates, I can literally just beg on the streets for a few hours and then have enough dough to live for a month.
Yeah that's exactly how I'd describe it, it flares up every now and again.
But it's worse after I eat and if I bend over it gets really stingy, like heartburn but on top of my liver.
Looks like he stuffed diarrhea in a dead fish.
When I checked up online it seems like it could be a kidney infection, mine is better recently after feeling like shit for ages, not sure why.
To get a kidney infection you needed to have a UTI, have you ever had discomfort in your dick? Piss alot?
I don't get it, does everybody have significantly worse tinnitus than me? I've had it all my life, took me till I was 15 to figure out it wasn't normal, so my hearing is awful, but it seems like others feel like it's hell.
>Though she is a wageslave so she can't be too happy
Then well done, you won!
Damn lad. Well, you have us faggots to vent to on here if it helps.
I miss the /r9k/ greentext threads of old.
You will never make cummy for this mummy
Can someone explain peak and off peak train times to me? Google tells me this:
(Mon-Fri) Not valid for arrival into London before 11:30am.
(Mon-Fri) Not valid for leaving London before 9:30am and between 3pm and 6:45pm.
Valid on all trains at weekends and on public holidays.
But when I look at places like the train line etc, it just tells me that all trains throughout Friday are peak trains no matter what time.
I checked and for the train I'll be on it says:
Off peak tickets cannot be used on trains which arrive at London Marylebone before 1000. They are also not valid on trains out of London between 0630 and 0900 for stations Bicester and south. For Stations Banbury and north Off Peak tickets are still valid during this time.
Which is all fine, but I'm really confused by the train line showing all the trains on Friday as peak trains.
>tfw she's probably bouncing on her bf's dick right now
I'm having to sign up for job seekers next week because I can't keep leeching off my Mum.
I'm 20 and haven't had a job other than some cash in hand and despise manual labour. Anyone know if the job centre is somewhat lax when it comes to what type of job you should apply for? if I end up getting something which requires me to actually physically strain myself all day I will probably end up quitting,
>Anyone know if the job centre is somewhat lax when it comes to what type of job you should apply for?
They'll badger you quite a bit. If you don't want to deal with that just say you applied but don't. They literally can not prove you wrong.
Yeah, I've heard that they can be pretty shitty
I'm pretty sure they can check, I thought they stop paying you money if you don't apply to a certain amount of jobs per week or something.
>if the job centre is somewhat lax when it comes to what type of job you should apply for?
Nope, they will tell you to apply to everything and anything.
But like the other anon said call centres do hire a lot of spergs. It's a soul draining job and kills your throat having to to talk on the phone for 8 hours a day, but you are just sat on a chair.
There's also retail, not as demanding as manual labour but everyone will apply to retail stuff so it's competitive. You won't get in without some good job experience first.
>I'm pretty sure they can check,
How? They don't have the interest or man power to get in contact with every 20 jobs every person puts down they apply for. You get some real half arsed people who they target, as long as you write down the job title, indeed, company name if given and a reference number then you're good.
All they really care about is that you log on every couple of days to your Universal credit account.
>implying she doesn't already get hit on a million times a day by creepy betas
do you still come here
I found someone irl who likes me but is too busy to meet up like I'd want. Wouldn't be an issue if I knew how to keep a text conversation going. It'll maybe last 10 minutes then I have no clue what to say so the convo just dies.
Lads I want to move out from my parents, but the place I used to live at (for uni) Bristol is way too fucking expensive for rent now.
Should I try somewhere else? I love Bristol but I hate being price gouged by landlords all the time.
down the bloodline my great n:? Grandad fought in the war of the roses and there is a box of coins that I inherit ses
I have to add though that though retailis better don't get comfortable.
It will slowly suck away on your psyche like a parasite.
You think you hate people now anon, wait until a few years of retail has passed.
You will learn to hate every single repetitive little detail you see day to day.
You slowly lose your sense of humanity and spiral further and further into depression as the monotony and repetition sink in.
anyone who migrated from /nedervoel/ to here because this is about as close as it gets for us?
How easy is it to restart uni lads? Kinda got to the point where I don't wanna do my course, I haven't even been in a month and I'm going to miss all my exams. I don't care about the debt, I don't wanna be stuck doing something I hate.
We never had a chance lads.
Fucking hell it's just like home. The north really is just all the same shit.
>tfw at least 1 (average of 2) every day this year
When I wake up I will make big cums
Ignore these faggots. They all probably dress like fucking thugs and waste their bennies on weed and shitty clubs.
Wear something casual when you go in, jeans and shirt, look smart. Fill your bullshit in, you want examples that are too general to check, so:
You checked so and so on monster etc. Too much hassle for min wage single mother to go trying to use websites. They're barely trained to use their software.
Applied for x job at x place. If you really want and have a friend, set a trap every so often, one with a number that's his and he'll fill in for you. I did this once when I had one grounchy cunt woman for 3 weeks of sign ons.
Be polite. Used to offer my advisor gum and eventually he'd just fill my shit in while we shot the shit together away from his supervisor.
might record a song over the weekend, not really into lyrics so I'm going to dick about on a microphone shouting shit about GBP and dick on toast, look forward to it so you can add it to a cringe compilation
Interview at maccies in 12 hours lads, not sure whether to just skip it and take the factory job, more hours and 7.50/hr there, don't have to be social, pretty much got it in the bag as I passed the induction, just have to go to a medical because of my heart and dermatitis
Plus I don't know where my birth certificate is and I bet they'd want it as ID
BORN TO RAISE HELL BORN TO RAISE WE KNOW HOW TO DO IT AND WE DO IT ON /BRITFEEL/
Has anyone had experience with workaway? I'm hopefully going back to uni sometime in September but to work on myself I was thinking about volunteering for a few months, which will give me motivation to learn the basics of a language and to do something with my life.
cold 2bh lads
tired 2bh lads, 9 hours in the last 70 slept
jungry 2bh lads, carry on eating these peanuts and chocolates
considering suicide to see if afterlife is real, I just want some love
Wageslavery is killing me lads
Worse than finals
Feels like I'm living in hell
>shower twice a day
>wear clean tshirts to bed
>change my sheets often
>use clean towels to dry myself
>drink plenty of water
>have a relatively healthy diet
>still have bacne
Fucking hate the human body, it just does shitty things for no reason and then you have to make the embarrasing trip to the doctor.
I joined instagram last week and since then I haven't been able to comment on popular accounts. I can like them but can't comment.
I contacted instagram and they told me I need to verify myself by sending them a picture containing some forms of identification.
Is this normal?
>normie wants to know how to use his normie app so he can comment on pictures taken by other normies
Sure m8, just send them 3 face shots, a scan of your birth certificate and passport. You'll hear from them in 4-6 weeks
Morning lads. boiler is broken and I've gotta wait in for the gas man. House is fucking freezing and there is nothing to eat. End it all.
What are you fuccbois listening to?
Killing myself this year. Should I go full psycho first?
You're over showering. You don't need to shower that much, the more you do the dryer and more horrible your skin will get.
Shower once every other day and you'll notice an improvement.
Snapchat used to be viable for me. I nearly made it to normiedom but now self loathing, family illness and oneitis have just turned me into a failed normie.
I had to delete IG because I was just stalking people i used to go to college with on it
I tried to look overconfident on the cheese counter and got ripped off
>200g of Jarlsberg please, don't worry, just anything around that will do
>qt puts it on the cheese slicer
>"is that ok"
>slices it and puts it on the scales
>"oh that's actually 370g"
>haha no worries
>that's 4 queens
My heart dropped, 4 quid for a fucking slice of cheese, but I was too far in and didn't want to seem like a loser who doesn't have 4 pounds to spend on a cheese i'm going to use for fucking toasted sandwiches because it goes stringy.
>gives you nearly double what you asked for
>"h-ha y-yeah that's fine"
She thinks you're beta for accepting it mate. Next time try not to care what some dim cunt behind a cheese counter in a fucking supermarket thinks and you won't be getting mugged off now will you.
maybe today i'll finally have the motivation to change my life
>My grill when someone wants to get off the benefit ride
There are a lot of headcases out there m8
Lads, any of you know anything about toothpaste?
Which do I buy?
>mfw haven't brushed my teeth in over 4 years
If you got corn teeth, i recommend this
Had a really realistic sex dream about one of my mates, lads. Not sure I can look at them in the same way now my subconscious has shown me them gagging on my todge.
50p Pot Noodles at my local ASDA at the moment lads, that brings the price belong Nong-Shim cup noodles which I believe currently stand at 63p
I think I'll get 2 Sticky Rib and 1 Chow Mein. Should I get another one? If so, what flavour?
Poleaboo's dad is at it again today, he has the day off and woke up Poleaboo by hitting a pan with a wooden spoon. He also called Poleaboo a 'lazy mong' when Poleaboo asked to be allowed to sleep later than Midday.
Maggi's 40p down at the Paki's here mate, pretty good with an egg thrown in.
Love this ad desu lads, especially from 1:40 onwards when he's reciting Shaekspeare
>this blessed plot, this earth... this realm
>tfw reading local paper online and seeing all the idiots from my school in the court round up section
"Beware the Wandering Stranger"
Beware the wandering stranger
He runs along this road,
His boots are lined with gold he says
But they're not as we'll tell in this ode.
He plays his tune so merrily
catching his victims off guard,
"I'll give you the world" he says,
but beware the wandering stranger
or your arse will take it hard.
So fly like a butterfly, fly away now
Float the winds of exultance and live your life,
But always beware the wandering stranger,
He'll bring you down in one quick scythe
came very close to ordering another takeaway, would have made it 6 days in a row if i did. having to leave the house to get food when you're depressed and feel like shit is so much effort.
now i need to find the motivation to shower and then head off somehow. might just go for a takeaway actually
managed to get back to sleep after taking my happy pills, it was a lovely sex dream.
2nd for this, pound shop does it, for sensitive teeth version is equal to sensodyne and a fraction of the cost.
it is. this week i have spent 79.03 quid after adding it all up on just eat.
total these past two months must be crazy, i don't even want to work it out.
eating is the one thing i look forward to when i'm depressed. i'm no longer hungry, i don't get hungry but eating takes my mind off and i can just slip away for 30 or so minutes. that and sleeping
fuck everything, it's cold, miserable and i feel like stabbing myself with a knife. i'm ordering lads.
just hope the security guard at my flat building doesn't make banter about me always ordering take away like he did 2 days ago. fucking cunt
pizza and burgers with chips mostly, all together though so it adds up.
Life is fucking shit.
Been snowing, raining, sleeting, windy and cold for this past week. Not to mention all the school days I've missed due to feeling too depressed to even get out of bed. Oh and I haven't handed in my uni application and it's too late now so yeah, I'm fucked.
Wish I lived in LA or some shit where it's like 20-25 degrees with a light breeze almost the entire year round
Fuck this miserable, grey, gloomy, windy shit. Makes me want to slit my wrists
>Can't get a job because of bad credit
>Can't fix bad credit without money from a job
The idea is that you'll be dishonest or steal because you're desperate to pay off your credit.
Got some credit cards when I was a young lad and never got out of the debt spiral.
Not going to McD's interview lads, just the thought of working in a loud kitchen with kids running around and screaming and shit pisses me off, it's bad enough when you're on the bus and going past and a kid will start going MUM MUUUUUUUUUM MUMMY MCDONLANDS MCDONULDS, even worse than the screeching banshee kids at the JC
Speaking of which I saw a breeder at the JC with 4 mini chavs in the making, people like that shouldn't be getting paid any money after their 2nd child, because being a full time mummy/leech isn't a real fucking job
Children don't have credit ratings bro.
I'm 23 and don't have a credit rating because I've never had a credit card. You need to get a credit card to get a credit rating. Or at least pay bills and shit.
>have a chance to move into a flat with another guy
>rent is 950 total
>not including other bills and expenses
I make just over 1k a month wage slaving. Is this financially viable? I've never moved out before. I'm a pretty low maintenance person though, I don't eat much and have no expensive hobbies.
Why the fuck do chavs ride those stupid bikes
As he rides up the street slower than most people can run.
You're an idiot
You know there are numerous fees involved with buying houses, yes? And selling them. And literally everything else involved with them
Course not. You fell for the "rent is bad" meme
Not all of us have a magic trust fund to enable us to put a deposit on a house or such little dignity we're willing to leech off our parents well into our twenties in the vain hope of saving a few extra pennies, get in the real world mate.
>Not all of us have a magic trust fund to enable us to put a deposit on a house or such little dignity we're willing to leech off our parents well into our twenties
That sounds like a personal problem mate. Not really sure why you're complaining about it to me.
Welcome to 21st century Britain, lets fill her up as much as we can
>literally getting upset over 4chan
Real mature rentcuck.
>tfw live at home
>dad owns the house so we just split the bills when I'm working, if not he says he doesn't need my money
>tfw 2k a year on water/electricity/tv/phone/internet and on minimum wage would be left with 10k just to spend on food and save up for buying a home (every 200 I put in the gobernment puts in 50)
Renties out 2bh, /brit/ is that way
>mfw I'm a manchild sat in my bedroom at m parent's house literally bullying a big 'mature' rentcuck
I know my rent was gon' be late bout a week ago
I worked my ass off, but I still can't pay it though