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Night time sadness edition
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Thanks mate I appreciate it.
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>tfw no tattoo bf
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>Never actually expand the OP image
>Do so for the first time
>'No girls allowed'
O-Oh. What's up then, f-fellow lads? Haha..
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Ahem, Evening all
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It'd be funnier if we had a few more lads on there.

Don't know who? Dr pepper or Lobbyist lad maybe?
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https://i.imgur.com/6rmAEAq.webm

I fucking love reddit, good lads them.
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>>25751787
great big puff
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>>25751734
I'm not op image guy, i can do some shit in Paint.NET but nothing Op Image guy teir
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>>25751770
A Polish qt or two
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>>25751787
>https://i.imgur.com/6rmAEAq.webm
fucking hell that was pretty gay
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Since when were tattoos normie?

Little ones in hidden places are and so are tribal ones but I can't think of many things less normie than permanently scarring your skin. Not only that, it has the potential to disgust other people and stop you from being employed at certain places.

I'd get a tattoo if I wasn't so terrified of needles. I also think I'd pass out while it's happening or start crying and they'd laugh at me
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>tfw hiding around the corner until the train comes so I don't have to ride it home with my cute co-worker

I just like to listen to my music when going home tbqh, I don't do well with conversations with my co-workers
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>>25751831
Didn't you get the memo lad, owning a dog is normie, owning a car is normie.

You're only welcome here if you never move from bed and shit into a bucket.

Or film others shitting
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celeb big bro isn't that bad tonight
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>>25751831
Tattoos are normie as fuck, everyone loves getting big ones of stupid shit or some dumb foreign language all over them.
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How do I get a taxi?
Let's assume I just arrived in London at Waterloo and need to get a taxi to Canary Wharf.
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>>25751734
Here's your friendly reminder that women can't be robots.
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>>25751695

Can we have a midget pushing a wheelbarrow in the OP image?

The midget who says "no croissants today, boss", I'm sure he was pushing a wheelbarrow, I can't remember if there was anything in it, some of you know what I'm talking about.
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>>25751861
>owning a dog is normie
Castrate yourself you filthy paki.
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>>25751813
Fuck off, not happening.
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>>25751831
It was on the radio that 50% of people in Birmingham have 4 or more tattoos.

Lots of people have tattoos
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>>25751910
Well that's a pile of bullshit

Tattoos are haram
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>>25751867
Taxis will be waiting at the station
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>>25751809
>>25751770
generally I only made additions that majority agree on.

but that said im only making it, not maintaining it all year again so anyone can be op image guy in a week or two.
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>>25751929
Yeah that's what I'm asking about.
Is there a queue? Do I let myself in? Do I need to speak to the driver before getting in? Do I order him where to go? Do I pay him before or after the journey? Do you tip?
I'm hoping someone will be able to greentext a general cabbing experience so that I know what to expect and how to behave.
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>>25751970
Just tell him you're going to be making 6 figures on bonuses alone lad, he'll be your private driver and best mate like in all the movies after that.
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>>25751900
I'll edit her in myself if it comes to it, the only challenge will be waking up early enough to make the thread
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>>25751970
Get uber. Pay through your phone and less having to talk, the taxi equivalent of getting dominos ordered online and paying with card compared to ordering on phone
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>>25751875
Honestly have no idea what you're on about mate
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>>25752007
God, you're pathetic desu lad.
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>>25751987
Haha our driver is picking my sisters up from school otherwise he'd take me.
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>>25751858
people are always tired and want to browse the Internet after work so even if you do enter her proximity don't worry about making convo lad
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>>25751970
>go to the front taxi,
>yea you generally let yourself in.
if his windows open you can ask before getting in.
>say where you want to go.
>ask him if he knows how much that will be about so you know if you got enough money.

you get there, you ask how much again cos he may have a meter.
>give money, get change, get out take luggage.
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>>25751734
Where you from 'lad'?
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>>25752040
I've got the train home with her before and she kept talking to me, which is why I avoid it from now on
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>>25752027
I'm sure he'll be willing to take you once he's finished taking your sisters lad
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>>25751734
>>25751874

fist thing she posts is look at me, im a grill...
fucking disgusting.
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>>25751936
better brush up on my photoshop skills then I guess, how long you think before you're finished mate?

no pressure.
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>>25752120
well duh, how else are you going to get attention?
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>>25752067
Great, thank you. I assume these cabsters carry change or do they take oyster?
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Any fembots get approached by random guys? I'm thinking of gathering enough courage and asking for random grills digits. Tall Paki shitskin checking in
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>>25752007
How does it feel knowing she's in bed with someone tonight?
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>>25752128
defiantly before the end of the month, im just doing it in my spare time.
ill upload a simplified idiot proof psd when im done so all that needs doing it months ticking off.

>>25752143
ive never seen one take card.
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>>25751734
Please have sex with me
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>>25752143
>>25752176
You what senpai? Most cabs take card or oyster. Google that shit.
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>>25752082
He's from Thirsty-upon-the-desperate, just like you lad
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>>25751734
Boys rule Girls drool
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>>25752203
not the paki ones I travel in.
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>>25752209
that was clever f*m

>>25752218
It's like you're trying to get stabbed
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Looking forward to another night of staying in playing vidya tomorrow lads? Maybe order a chinky?
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>>25752176
ah fair play, nice one geez.
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>>25752228
Indian for me pal
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>>25751734
Why do females always have to announce their presence?
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>>25752286
Answered in 2012
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>>25752228
You know it lad.

Also finished DS9 so I'm onto Black Books.
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Thank Christ it's Friday tomorrow lads, couldn't take another day of wagekeking.

Feel like no one talks to me in work anymore while everyone else has become really good friends with each other while I'm stuck working with nutters.

Meant to be helping the good guys out while they're off on holiday next week but I can't shake the feeling they're setting me up to fail so I don't get put near their work again.

Who /paranoid/ here?
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tears if youre not uac
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>>25752018

Someone must, I refuse to believe otherwise.
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>>25751695

>Have Burka fetish
>Sometimes just walk around whitechapel admiring the view.
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>>25751813

No, that would scare Poleaboo away/make him feel bad
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>Catch a Werster stream for once
>Doesn't even do one run before going off
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>>25752400
>Burka fetish
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who /questiontime/ here?
bloxx
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>>25752335
>Who /paranoid/ here?

Today I saw the person that was hired at the same time as me, doing the thing I was hired to do.

I think they might have hired two people with the intention of only keeping the best one of us in some kind of Darwinian selection scheme.
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>>25752438
I totally forgot about it again, thanks mate
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>>25751695
tough day today lads. long post

>housemate has anger/depression problems
>tried to take his life once
>never approach him about it despite my own depression/suicidal feelings
>never spoke to anyone about my own situation desu
>anyway it's about 6pm
>with a few friends in my room when housemate walks in with his laptop
>throws it on the ground
>cuts all over his hands from punching walls
>instantly know its something to do with his gf, they've been arguing a lot recently
>"IVE FUCKED IT ALL UP HAVENT I"
>what?
>"WITH <girl>, ITS ALL FUCKED"
>punches my wall then leaves
>a few seconds go by then a loud thud
>he's smashed his head off the wall and knocked himself out
>me & friends eventually get him to come round and when he does, he's an emotional wreck
>suspect concussion, call ambulance
>after he calmed down a bit we sit alone on the stairs and wait
>he's on the phone to this girl
>hangs up and looks at me, he's emotionally destroyed. i rarely see him sad, let alone this upset
>"i can't cope mate."
>i choke a bit
>for the first time ever i feel myself open up about my own problems
>"me neither mate."
>he looked surprised for a second
>"i hear sirens."
>we sat on the stairs and cried our fucking eyes out til the ambulance came for him

he's alright now, just got a nasty headache. i'm about to smoke up and watch futurama to ease my mind a bit. despite being dazed out of his mind with his own problems, he's been asking me all night if i'm okay and if i want to talk. and for the first time in fucking ages i feel like i want to stay alive for a while.

thank you buddy. i'm too much of a pussy to thank you in person. i love you.
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>>25752419
>watching that pathetic manchild
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>>25752438
Fuck off to /pol/ you silly cunt
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>>25752438
Yes.
Is the first question on these uppity junior doctor cunts demanding more money?

Fucking retards, they're supposed to get into medicine because they want to help others.
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>>25752469
All about the money and power
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>>25752469
A lot of them are just striking to piss off the tories because they are marxists
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>>25752469
>get 11% pay rise
>go on strike

I thought doctors were supposed to be smart
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Dragons dogma on PC on TPB lads
Created a self insert and my follower is my oneitis
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>>25752462
What's wrong with being a manchild?
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>>25752482
Poor 2nd generation rich immigrant cunts.
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>>25752503
not 11% in real terms :^)
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Friendly reminder to never trust a taig
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>>25752456
with rooting for you up till
>we sat on the stairs and cried our fucking eyes out til the ambulance came for him

you fucking benders
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>>25752530
yeah i'm a bit bent too. haven't told anyone about that either.
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>>25752524
fuck off proddy cunt
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>>25752456
Absolute fucking melt.
Jesus Christ, why did I both to read that.
Next time don't green text so my mind automatically knows 'tl:;dr'
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>>25752524
PADDY OUT
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>>25752530
Why does everyone cry at fucking everything these days?
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>>25752438
Just a bunch of poofs and pansies who didn't realise how tough job were, stop crying and get back to work you poofs
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>>25752524
>Liberal proddy detected.
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>>25752557
just men who never had a father, they need a good slap to whip them into shape so they can actually do something with their lives, it's fucking pathetic
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>>25751809
>>25751874
>>25752082
>>25752120
>>25752184
>>25752217
>>25752286
If you think a woman LIKE MYSELF, shouldn't be on a subchan just because I have a vagina needs to go back to reddit.
Bye.
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>>25752018

I found it, it's a thing.
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>tfw tinnitus suddenly kicks in
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>>25752469

My brother is a junior doctor, he takes home 1800 a month and if he was paid for every hour he worked would earn less than 8 queens an hour. Now they want to make it worse than it already is with the hours, he's already so tired he can barely cope, they're trying to kill them and if the new contracts go through any doctor with any talent whatsoever will flee to another European country where they can earn more and work less for it. We will be left with the semi-literate dregs from countries we haven't ever heard of. People who think they are earning a lot are complete idiots who just want to be contrarian because the strike had public support. I would bet all of my neetbux that most people who are against it don't actually know any junior doctors and haven't had a conversation with one.
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>>25752585
>If you think a woman LIKE MYSELF
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>>25752586
>2010
What you want us to stick a troll face on there too? Come on son. It's got to be at somewhat recent.
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>>25752595
Policemen and Firefighters work at weekends.

the contract is actually reducing their max hours it just means they will have to work some weekends
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>>25752557
>>25752582
>Says the losers on /britfeel/
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>>25752585
>subchan
>go back to reddit
Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmm
also there are no girls on the internet, you are a biological male no matter how many operations or treatments you have you broken human
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>>25752631
Yea, but I don't cry about being a loser.
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I make his Polish QT gf lads

>>25752585

What the fuck did I do you fucking sausage merchant? I posted the OP and it has a meme in it?

Fuck off back to reddit
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>>25752595
Its all part of the governments masterplan to privatise healthcare you dense prick.

Why are people so blind to what's right in front of them.
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Do Moroccans count as Pakis, lads?

Bought some ingredients and veg from a Moroccan deli today and the people in there were lovely.
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>>25752652
Yeah, they're Africakis, just like the Libyans.
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>>25752595
>says it's about helping others
>complains about the pay
Mate he's on 20k+, he has no right to complain about what he's paid.
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who /lonely/ here

OC
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>>25752591
How easily do doctors give out benzos in the UK?
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>>25752651
Good, nhs is shit full of cunts
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>>25752677
reporting in famalam, lonely as fuck
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>>25752595
is there actually a way to have a 7 day NHS without this shitstorm?
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>>25752650
>I make his Polish QT gf lads

* I made
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>>25752695
Yeah, hire twice as many of everyone
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>>25752677
I've reached the point of loneliness where I'm okay with it.

This is my life now.
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>>25752684
Enjoy being in debt for most of your life if you ever need treatment in a hospital mate.
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>>25752710
>american model
there are other systems than the dumb american one you retard. I could also just buy health insurance, and get good service and pay less tax
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>>25752699
problems with that:
>takes 10 years to become a consultant
>more doctors mean more immigrant doctors, some of which bring problems
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>>25752677
The worst parts are if I ever decide to go into the city for any reason, I look around at all the groups of people and think to myself "This is it. This is your life. Wandering everywhere completely alone"
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>>25752456
You should talk to him
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>>25752745
It probably is better unless you have a chronic disease or get cancer in which case you're bankrupt.
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>>25752650
ok this amuses me. maybe I can add that.
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>>25752745
Why don't you already do that then mate, its not like there isn't private healthcare systems already in place

PROTIP: You don't get better treatment, it just speeds up the process.
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>>25752650
>sausage merchant

That sounds like such a Polish insult
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>>25752786
I literally had nothing better to do.

>>25752817
Paki out
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>>25752816
I pay so much fucking tax for the nhs you mong, plus it inflates the price and controls what drugs I can get because they are cunts
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>>25752524
H-he, you're so salty, hun. Maybe a wee cuddle 'ill make it better
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Who /parentalproblems/ here?

Those rare times I haven't been a NEET since dropping out of A Levels I've been working some of the scummiest jobs I can think out. Everything from cleaning deep fat fryers at 6am in the morning to losing my job because my manager wanted a full team of women (true story, I couldn't even be bothered to report this fuck).

Worst part is my father is self-employed running a good-reputation carpet business that has good levels of custom regardless of college degrees and immigrant labour saturating the job market.

Only problem is this nigga refuses to make me his apprentice, despite-
>Him retiring in 5 years, working at about 70% as much as he used to - perfect for training me up
>Working from home in a comfy city using his own car with relatively few overheads minus fuel costs
>Being pressured by my mother to move house, and this would provide the perfect excuse to stay where we are
>Would continue to improve our father-son relationship, as it took me many years to get over him being a giant asshole when I was younger
>Skills-wise would pretty much set me up for life
>Some of my mates have followed their parents into soletrader businesses like antiques trading and other cool shit

Instead, he has consistently maintained the same ''I want you to get a better job - my job is shit'' rhetoric, despite KNOWING I constantly swing between NEET and the lowest of wagecucks. I swear he thinks this is 1970 where earning above national average takes about one afternoon of intense job searching.

Sometimes I wish this was 2003 again and I could buy twenty pound's worth of Nobby's Nuts and Freddos and eat myself to death watching THIRD DIVISION footy results.
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>>25752863
They won't reduce the tax you know
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>>25752863
You're an idiot, please stop responding to me.
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>>25752679
How would I know?
They didn't put me on any medication for it and I don't think there's anything they could do
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>>25752877
Your Dad won't even give you a job?

What's going to happen to his business when he retires
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>>25752524
My best mate's dad is convicted IRA.

My uncle (I'm English) fought in the Troubles and had his best mate killed.

None of us give a fuck and I'm visiting Belfast next year to get wankered every night.

I haven't told him, but this will be my first party in two years kek.
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>>25752877
He wants to sell the company and use the money for retirement, you probably pissed him off
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>>25752650
Are the brown marks to represent poop?
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>>25752591
There's a post on le reddit with thousands of upvotes and gold on how to deal with tinntus, track it down.
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>>25752629

They do work weekends, he's working the weekend after this one and the one after that. That 7 day NHS thing is complete bullshit, I have no idea where they get the idea Doctors don't work weekends.

>>25752674

When he's earning less than people who are completely unskilled for the hours he works he does. He's thinking about going to Australia or Germany, Australia especially the pay is amazing.

The problem with all of this is that the NHS basically runs on the goodwill of the staff. If tomorrow everyone in it said "right i'm just working the hours i'm paid for" the whole thing would collapse in days. Jeremy Hunt is taking that goodwill away by giving them an even shittier deal, my brother lives in a shitty one bedroom flat and has absolutely no free time. He's a really, really good Doctor as well, he got all of the good genes and I am the genetic waste that had to exist for him to be so good. He was top of the class and this country is going to lose him because of what they're doing to the NHS. I'm sure the African who can't speak English will be thrilled with the job instead, but it'll be us suffering.
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>>25752652
In 4chan terms, yes.

In geographical and ethanographical terms, Morrocans are as much Pakis as Russians are limeys.
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>>25752926
Yes, either because of certain accusations or because he can't poo in loo or wash his hands
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I cooked for me and my mummy tonight /britfeel/.

Got me some goodboy points. :^)
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>>25752947
>They do work weekends, he's working the weekend after this one and the one after that. That 7 day NHS thing is complete bullshit, I have no idea where they get the idea Doctors don't work weekends.
Because you can't get appointments on weekends ever, because you are more likely to die if you go to hospital at the weekend
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>have to go the job centre tomorrow
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>>25752947
>NHS collapses
>government cashes in

Not sure what you're still missing, this is what they want to happen.
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>>25752980
Just become a doctor, when all the striking ones get sacked for not doing their jobs there'll be loads of vacancies
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Been enjoying these ventrilo harassment videos
Whether they're pissing people off or the guys are laughing along they're pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGCq3Bj7_x0
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>>25752980
What's your advisor like?
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>>25753002
I remember being in high school too lad

I've got balls of steel

>steel
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>>25752967
that looks revolting
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>>25752617

>tfw you realise you've been on 4chan altogether too long

Maybe it's time to leave?
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Thread song lids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtYrpdCwp_0
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anyone wanna cuddle? :3
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>>25753096
>nigger music
How about no lad
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>>25752597
>>25752640
>>25752650
Umm okay... Mmm

Oh sorry, I was just pondering if your Pre-adolesent drivel had been an accompaniment to your birthing. In case you were wondering on my conclusion it is "yes"

And also, saying 'go back to reddit' literally proves you fem-haters are from reddit. So yeah
Goodbye.
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>>25753151
The crowd is white
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>>25753186
Shut the door on the way out
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>>25753096

>Radio 1
>Literally can't understand what he's saying

Let's not have this for the thread music

Can't we have some Coldplay or something
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>>25753096
>this is considered music
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>>25753199
There's no accounting for taste lad
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>>25753216
Should be a bit clearer here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
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>>25753271
Nope, not better.
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thread song lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p1jF0zAgEI
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Been getting massive pain in my right side for months now lads, the bit on your front where I believe my pancreas/stomach/liver all deposit their shit into.

Think I might legit have cancer. Can't imagine what else it could be.
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>>25753271
80% of stormzy's fanbase are posh kids from Oxfordshire.
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>>25753325
I have that as well, I think it's kidney mate
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>aldi roasted peanuts costs 1quid
>gives 2520 calories and 110g protein

fuck me mates, I can literally just beg on the streets for a few hours and then have enough dough to live for a month.
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>>25753344
But this pain is right on my front and sometimes spreads around to the back, your kidneys are on the back side aren't they? Wouldn't the pain be there?
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>>25753362
>110g protein
wowza
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I think I have some lump right on my bumhole, its painful to sit :(
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New officially approved thread music lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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>>25753403
Sounds like you got date raped lad, change your kebaberie
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>>25753403
PILES
I
L
E
S
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>>25753383
I think it can be felt all around, would you describe it as more of a discomfort then a pain? Like it's just there but ocassionally stabbing pains?
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>>25753431
Yeah that's exactly how I'd describe it, it flares up every now and again.

But it's worse after I eat and if I bend over it gets really stingy, like heartburn but on top of my liver.
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>>25753456

I'm sorry anon, I don't know the best way to tell you this but it's terminal.
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>>25753080


Looks like he stuffed diarrhea in a dead fish.
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>>25753456
When I checked up online it seems like it could be a kidney infection, mine is better recently after feeling like shit for ages, not sure why.

To get a kidney infection you needed to have a UTI, have you ever had discomfort in your dick? Piss alot?
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>>25753362
>fuck me mates
xD
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>>25752173
You don't understand poleaboo at all

All he wanted was to orbit her
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>>25753515
inb4 he calls you oli, a chav or preston
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>>25753515

>fatchav is still salty

Probably more than those roasted nuts I just had.
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>>25752933
I don't get it, does everybody have significantly worse tinnitus than me? I've had it all my life, took me till I was 15 to figure out it wasn't normal, so my hearing is awful, but it seems like others feel like it's hell.
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>>25753576
I'm asking how he feels knowing she's sucking a dick tonight?
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>>25753080
>that looks revolting
>>25753489
>Looks like he stuffed diarrhea in a dead fish.

Enjoy your 'meat' kebab from Amir, I hope he gives you his special sauce :^)
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>>25753577
>>25753588
THAT'S A BINGO!
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>>25753602
Doesn't bother him what she's doing, just that she's happy and he isn't

Though she is a wageslave so she can't be too happy
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>>25753675
>Though she is a wageslave so she can't be too happy
Then well done, you won!
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>>25753644

Are you saying you are not

>fat
>a chav

no need to deny it, like half the locals are fat inbreds so it's not like you're an outlier or anything.
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>>25752967

Looks fancy lad, well done.
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OFFICIAL SONG OF TONIGHT'S THREAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTgwY1Ld5s
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ltd edition thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAokC17aYFM
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>fultons selling packs of crumbed ham slices for 20p each, RRP about 3 quid

That place is great, as long as you eat the stuff within a few days.
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Kebab and chips + peep show

I HAVE BECOME COMFY
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>>25752456
Damn lad. Well, you have us faggots to vent to on here if it helps.

I miss the /r9k/ greentext threads of old.
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>>25753966
>peep show
>comfy
That show is the precise opposite of comfy
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>>25754020
only if it hits home lad
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>>25753966
You will never make cummy for this mummy

why
live
TEEBEEH
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Why is she so perfect and stuff bros?
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>>25754160
underage twobeeehon
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>>25754138
>yfw mark walked out
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>>25754225
fuck mark, how could he walk out on premium wine chugging milf
I'd cum for that mum in a heartbeat
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Can someone explain peak and off peak train times to me? Google tells me this:

Off-Peak.
(Mon-Fri) Not valid for arrival into London before 11:30am.
(Mon-Fri) Not valid for leaving London before 9:30am and between 3pm and 6:45pm.
Valid on all trains at weekends and on public holidays.

But when I look at places like the train line etc, it just tells me that all trains throughout Friday are peak trains no matter what time.
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>>25754278
Check the operator's website.
For instance, SWT:
http://www.southwesttrains.co.uk/comparetickets.aspx
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>>25754278
Poleaboo believes peak time is just around 9am and 5pm (not between)
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>>25753456
That 100% sounds like gallstones, I've had almost that exact symptoms and it was that
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>>25754278

Outside of London off peak is generally between 9:30 and 16:00, and after 19:00. I think weekends are off peak all day.
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>>25754325
I checked and for the train I'll be on it says:

Off peak tickets cannot be used on trains which arrive at London Marylebone before 1000. They are also not valid on trains out of London between 0630 and 0900 for stations Bicester and south. For Stations Banbury and north Off Peak tickets are still valid during this time.

Which is all fine, but I'm really confused by the train line showing all the trains on Friday as peak trains.
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Anyone watch the new Derren Brown show? Wew lads, real intense stuff. Would heartily recommend if you're not doing anything.
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>>25754466
Can't stand those shows. They're so blatantly staged.
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>>25754466
Poleaboo hates him

It's so clearly fake, I think one was at least confirmed to be
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>>25754160
>tfw she's probably bouncing on her bf's dick right now
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>>25754476

This. So annoying that people believe that shit. HE'S A MAGICIAN FOR FUCK SAKE

His shows can be fun, despite the falsehood.
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Been sat watching the snooker lads.

About the only thing that calms me down in January.
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>>25754506
Fuck off lad, Derren's a good boy.
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i've had a few so i decided to watch wild child on amazon prime
well worth a watch, would recommend desu
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>>25754685
Would only watch it for Emma Roberts tbf
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I'm having to sign up for job seekers next week because I can't keep leeching off my Mum.

I'm 20 and haven't had a job other than some cash in hand and despise manual labour. Anyone know if the job centre is somewhat lax when it comes to what type of job you should apply for? if I end up getting something which requires me to actually physically strain myself all day I will probably end up quitting,
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>>25754878
>it comes to what type of job you should apply for?
Pretty sure the tories have stopped all that
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>>25754878

Apply to call centres, they'll take anyone, it's bottom of the barrel stuff. Awful work mind you but it isn't physically demanding.
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>>25754770
She was a lot more qt when she was 16
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>>25754878
>Anyone know if the job centre is somewhat lax when it comes to what type of job you should apply for?
They'll badger you quite a bit. If you don't want to deal with that just say you applied but don't. They literally can not prove you wrong.
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>>25755000
Yeah, I've heard that they can be pretty shitty
>>25755070
I'm pretty sure they can check, I thought they stop paying you money if you don't apply to a certain amount of jobs per week or something.
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>>25754878
prepare yourself lad. the job centre is a horrendous place these days. you'll want to get off it by next month.
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>>25754878
>if the job centre is somewhat lax when it comes to what type of job you should apply for?
Nope, they will tell you to apply to everything and anything.

But like the other anon said call centres do hire a lot of spergs. It's a soul draining job and kills your throat having to to talk on the phone for 8 hours a day, but you are just sat on a chair.

There's also retail, not as demanding as manual labour but everyone will apply to retail stuff so it's competitive. You won't get in without some good job experience first.
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>>25755148
>I'm pretty sure they can check,
How? They don't have the interest or man power to get in contact with every 20 jobs every person puts down they apply for. You get some real half arsed people who they target, as long as you write down the job title, indeed, company name if given and a reference number then you're good.
All they really care about is that you log on every couple of days to your Universal credit account.
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Wanked 4 days in a row, all been bigguns too. It's too much.
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>>25755303
kinda casual mate, I jack it at least 8 times a day
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>>25755303
Mate, I wank literally every single day. Sometimes twice a day.
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>>25755303
not that much, when you're a neet, wanking is a great pass time. wanking daily is the norm now and has been for the past year and a half.
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>>25755303
>>25755320
>>25755323
>>25755344
Need pictures of all you lad's foreskins.
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>>25755354
Errrrrr mate
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>just had a cutie stoner type girl deliver my pizza

Wish I was alpha enough to invite her over for a joint desu
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Im so bored and I have no idea why Im up at 1am
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>>25755354
Actually have a red mark on mine
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>>25755429
>implying she doesn't already get hit on a million times a day by creepy betas
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Lads how do you break the cycle of oversleeping. Been sleeping too much because of boredom and then I wake up tired and depressed with a killer headache.
>>
do you still come here
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>>25755534
Give yourself something to do during the day. A reason to wake up. Could be anything, a walk, making breakfast for mummy, a job, working out etc.
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I found someone irl who likes me but is too busy to meet up like I'd want. Wouldn't be an issue if I knew how to keep a text conversation going. It'll maybe last 10 minutes then I have no clue what to say so the convo just dies.
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Who /gettingpissdrunk/ here?
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>>25755576
where did u meet them
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>>25755576
>but is too busy to meet up
kek, they don't want to meet up. That's an excuse you retard.
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>>25755597
I'm /gettinglowleveldrunk/

What are you drinking?
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>>25755213
I assumed it would automatically check your directgov account, do you manually write who you have applied for then?
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>>25755531

>you will never cuddle Bayonetta
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>>25755617
Been on Carling all night but just got some Heiney delivered so on that now.
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>>25755551
whose that? lupus chan?
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Lads I want to move out from my parents, but the place I used to live at (for uni) Bristol is way too fucking expensive for rent now.

Should I try somewhere else? I love Bristol but I hate being price gouged by landlords all the time.
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>>25755600
School way back

>>25755611
It's just conflicting work schedules and she's been going to the doctor a lot this week. Cant do much if I work 6 pm - 2 and she works 7 am - 5.
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>>25752924
down the bloodline my great n:? Grandad fought in the war of the roses and there is a box of coins that I inherit ses
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>>25755863
>I work 6 pm - 2
the fuck do you do?
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>>25755194
I have to add though that though retailis better don't get comfortable.
It will slowly suck away on your psyche like a parasite.
You think you hate people now anon, wait until a few years of retail has passed.
You will learn to hate every single repetitive little detail you see day to day.
You slowly lose your sense of humanity and spiral further and further into depression as the monotony and repetition sink in.
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>>25756120
escorting
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>>25756270
What's the pay like?
I know working as a carer PA averages around 10 to 13 quid an hour. Is it better then that?
Any cool stories?
>>
Any lads /fromashithole/ here? City of Culture reporting in.
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anyone who migrated from /nedervoel/ to here because this is about as close as it gets for us?
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>>25756763
neen, maar wel van NL naar UK, kom ook!
Beter bier, dikkere tieten, meer blanken, etc
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>>25756537
Stoke.
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>>25756537
sheffield massive reporting in
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>>25751734
>first thing girl does is announce she's a girl
This is why the sign exists
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How easy is it to restart uni lads? Kinda got to the point where I don't wanna do my course, I haven't even been in a month and I'm going to miss all my exams. I don't care about the debt, I don't wanna be stuck doing something I hate.
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>>25756893
>implicerende dat ik geld heb
>implicerende dat ik de mentale kracht heb om uberhaupt iets aan mijn situatie te doen
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>>25756537
Gateshead, the fetal alcohol syndrome child of Newcastle and Sunderland.
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>>25757523
>>25757379
>>25757355

We never had a chance lads.
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>>25757618
Fucking hell it's just like home. The north really is just all the same shit.
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wish i had someone to cuddle 2bh

boy or grill
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>>25755303
>tfw at least 1 (average of 2) every day this year
When I wake up I will make big cums
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>>25757698
Same tbqh laddie
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>>25757868
wanna cuddle?

OC
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>>25757698
Gays out.
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>>25758007
not gay 2bh
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>>25758059
>cuddling a man
>not gay

mate.
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>>25757988
Sure senpai :3
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Anyone else got snow?
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>>25758108
where you from lad?

OC
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>>25758134
Newcastle, Northern monkey.
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>>25755731
yeah, I guess she would go by that now
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>>25758260
oh shit

i'm a southern ponce :(
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>>25754878
Ignore these faggots. They all probably dress like fucking thugs and waste their bennies on weed and shitty clubs.

Wear something casual when you go in, jeans and shirt, look smart. Fill your bullshit in, you want examples that are too general to check, so:

You checked so and so on monster etc. Too much hassle for min wage single mother to go trying to use websites. They're barely trained to use their software.

Applied for x job at x place. If you really want and have a friend, set a trap every so often, one with a number that's his and he'll fill in for you. I did this once when I had one grounchy cunt woman for 3 weeks of sign ons.

Be polite. Used to offer my advisor gum and eventually he'd just fill my shit in while we shot the shit together away from his supervisor.
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>>25758327
It's alright anon, we're both robots
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>>25758409
are you qt?

OC
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>>25758421
I wish
prolly not considered hideous or anything at least
>>
might record a song over the weekend, not really into lyrics so I'm going to dick about on a microphone shouting shit about GBP and dick on toast, look forward to it so you can add it to a cringe compilation
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Interview at maccies in 12 hours lads, not sure whether to just skip it and take the factory job, more hours and 7.50/hr there, don't have to be social, pretty much got it in the bag as I passed the induction, just have to go to a medical because of my heart and dermatitis
Plus I don't know where my birth certificate is and I bet they'd want it as ID
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BORN TO RAISE HELL BORN TO RAISE WE KNOW HOW TO DO IT AND WE DO IT ON /BRITFEEL/
>>
1. Trees
2. Bees
3. Cars
4. Thieves
5. Candy
6. Coal
7. Canals
8. Fishbowl
9. Swordfish
0. Birds
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>>25760034
4
>>25751695
? /BRITFEEL/Thieves
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVnVJrTDGM
Oh mamma! Oh mamma! Oh mamma! Oh mamma! Oh mamma! Oh mamma! Oh mamma! Oh mamma!
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>>25760193
no it's the first thing out my pasta folder

>trying to explain autism with markers

Don't mind if you don't understand
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Has anyone had experience with workaway? I'm hopefully going back to uni sometime in September but to work on myself I was thinking about volunteering for a few months, which will give me motivation to learn the basics of a language and to do something with my life.
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>tfw mummy gone for work so I can be normal volume now
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stay classy rowbo's he is among us
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I forgot how scrummy jam on toast is.

If only I had some peanut butter...
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cold 2bh lads
tired 2bh lads, 9 hours in the last 70 slept
jungry 2bh lads, carry on eating these peanuts and chocolates
considering suicide to see if afterlife is real, I just want some love
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>>25761350

It's literally just wet sugar.
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Wageslavery is killing me lads
Worse than finals
Feels like I'm living in hell
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>how your farts smell after a 3 day diet of McDonald's and KFC

feel proud gents
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>agreed to travel to London for a mate's birthday
What the fuck am I doing? I hate London. It's shit.
>>
I have a CV now. Suppose I'll have to give it to some people now.
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>>25762568
Give it to me la
>>
>wake up
>about to go to class at 9
>cant stop coughing or sneezing

I guess i'm sick, I should skip classes.
>>
>shower twice a day
>wear clean tshirts to bed
>change my sheets often
>use clean towels to dry myself
>drink plenty of water
>have a relatively healthy diet
>rarely sweat
>still have bacne

Fucking hate the human body, it just does shitty things for no reason and then you have to make the embarrasing trip to the doctor.
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>>25758863
7.50 at a factory sounds way better than min wage at maccies lad
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>>25754511
They're getting married lado
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I joined instagram last week and since then I haven't been able to comment on popular accounts. I can like them but can't comment.

I contacted instagram and they told me I need to verify myself by sending them a picture containing some forms of identification.

Is this normal?
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>>25763452
>normie wants to know how to use his normie app so he can comment on pictures taken by other normies

Sure m8, just send them 3 face shots, a scan of your birth certificate and passport. You'll hear from them in 4-6 weeks
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>>25763452
Instagram is a shit app.
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Morning lads. boiler is broken and I've gotta wait in for the gas man. House is fucking freezing and there is nothing to eat. End it all.
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>>25763284
Time for laser surgery
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>>25763594
Go get yourself a greggs sausage and bacon bun.

They're lush lad
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>>25763589
I like it. Better than Facebook, the pile of shit. Also don't have enough friends to make snap chat viable
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>>25763284
It's genetics. Either you'll grow out of it or it's just your way of life.
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What are you fuccbois listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdnJbN5KEUg
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Bought some cough medicine

Spent the next 5 minutes throwing it all up

Lovely. Wasted 6 quid on that shit. Would rather just cough
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Killing myself this year. Should I go full psycho first?
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>>25761728
find a temp job giving you 15k/year. this is the best compromise spare-time/pay
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>>25763284
You're over showering. You don't need to shower that much, the more you do the dryer and more horrible your skin will get.

Shower once every other day and you'll notice an improvement.
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>>25763741
Snapchat used to be viable for me. I nearly made it to normiedom but now self loathing, family illness and oneitis have just turned me into a failed normie.

I had to delete IG because I was just stalking people i used to go to college with on it
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>>25763697
>Greggs

Only if you're a fucking nigger
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well shit, im awake. now I have to wait till im asleep again.
>>
How do I know if I have social anxiety if I'm too scared to go to a doctor?
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>>25764328
>tfw woken up by the noisey cunt post man shoving JUNK MAIL through the door

Could have gone outside and fucking smacked the prick desu.
>>
tfw I farted myself awake today
>>
when I take my happy pills and go back to sleep its usually like a really great comfy sleep.
>>
I tried to look overconfident on the cheese counter and got ripped off

>200g of Jarlsberg please, don't worry, just anything around that will do
>qt puts it on the cheese slicer
>"is that ok"
>yeah sure
>slices it and puts it on the scales
>"oh that's actually 370g"
>haha no worries
>that's 4 queens

My heart dropped, 4 quid for a fucking slice of cheese, but I was too far in and didn't want to seem like a loser who doesn't have 4 pounds to spend on a cheese i'm going to use for fucking toasted sandwiches because it goes stringy.
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>>25764524
>gives you nearly double what you asked for
>"h-ha y-yeah that's fine"

She thinks you're beta for accepting it mate. Next time try not to care what some dim cunt behind a cheese counter in a fucking supermarket thinks and you won't be getting mugged off now will you.

Lesson learnt
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>>25764576

Yeah my lesson is learned, I knew as soon as it happened that I was a complete tit.
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>>25764524
>you will forever be known as the guy who bought too much cheese.

mr cheese they`ll call you behind your back.
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>>25764618

Fuck, they will won't they? When I walk past they'll hold up an entire wheel of Jarlsberg and say "Your cheese sir" and all laugh.
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>>25764524
>don't worry, just anything around that will do

Why even say that? Like, what does it get you? All it does is open you up for a rip off.
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>>25755620
Yes. There's no way the directgov could automatically work with the countlessly different job search sites.
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maybe today i'll finally have the motivation to change my life
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>>25764858
>My grill when someone wants to get off the benefit ride
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>tickets for the Queen's street party are 150 each

What a bargain! She might even wave at you!
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>>25764930
Dumb patriotic cucks.
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>>25764930
>Queens Street party

I thought this was a band until I saw the post above.

Who wants to watch that bollocks?
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>>25764674
That's what you get for buying shit hipster cheese.

If you eat anything other than processed cheese slices you are a normie.
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>>25765011

There are a lot of headcases out there m8
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>tfw grandad died last night

feels bad man
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>>25765043
If you comment on other peoples food choices you are normie.
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>>25765062
Would love to give them a slap.
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>>25764930
I like the royals. I also don't give a fuck
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>>25765180
What loot did he drop?
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>>25765180
Sorry to hear that man, hope you're alright
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>>25765180
https://youtu.be/6KJGJRd8pGE
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>>25765180
Were you close to your grandad? I didn't really care when mine died a few years ago.
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Lads, any of you know anything about toothpaste?
Which do I buy?
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>>25765464
>mfw haven't brushed my teeth in over 4 years
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>>25765464
If you got corn teeth, i recommend this
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>>25765464
The one with the most fluoride in it
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>>25765492

Nice try JEW, we aren't taking your mind control paste.
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>>25765180
Are you arranging the funeral? Get him a motorbike hearse, I saw one yesterday and thought it looked cool.
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>>25765519
Only $60 for 2
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>>25765464
Check out Xylitol toothpaste.

Better than flouride.
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>>25765464

Arm and Hammer is the most delicious.
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>>25765464
Just use a pocket knife to scrub all the gunk off, that's what I do.
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>>25765748
Mate that's pretty grim.
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>>25765763
Pirate life init.
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>>25765062
Middle Englander wankstains
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Had a really realistic sex dream about one of my mates, lads. Not sure I can look at them in the same way now my subconscious has shown me them gagging on my todge.
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>>25765464
I use the Sensodyne one because I have very sensitive teeth, doesn't taste that nice though, it's like wallpaper paste
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50p Pot Noodles at my local ASDA at the moment lads, that brings the price belong Nong-Shim cup noodles which I believe currently stand at 63p

I think I'll get 2 Sticky Rib and 1 Chow Mein. Should I get another one? If so, what flavour?
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>>25765977
Nice gender neutral pronouns gay boy
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>>25766197
Shutup you boring prick
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>>25766279
You like pricks don't you
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Poleaboo wants you all to know you're his friends and he values your company
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Poleaboo's dad is at it again today, he has the day off and woke up Poleaboo by hitting a pan with a wooden spoon. He also called Poleaboo a 'lazy mong' when Poleaboo asked to be allowed to sleep later than Midday.
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>>25766326
kurwa
kurwa
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>>25766326
Thanks lad, your updates add some interest to my sad, boring life.
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Going through cheese toasties like nobodies bloody business atm. 5 in 3 days.
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>>25766423
Looks like that slag did you a favour with the cheese mate.
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>>25766342
Your dad sounds like the insufferable cunts who would describe themselves as a 'cheeky chappy' and love banter.
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>>25766309

gud ane.
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>>25766468
The mong who makes Dad jokes at the supermarket checkout
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>>25766134
Maggi's 40p down at the Paki's here mate, pretty good with an egg thrown in.

>>25765349
kekd
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>>25766587
looks like it would give me the shits desu senpaitachi
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>>25766587
>those macros
>barely any protein

Disgusting
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>>25766650
>>25766654
It's exactly what I expect for 40p though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOgDNmJExVc

Love this ad desu lads, especially from 1:40 onwards when he's reciting Shaekspeare

>this blessed plot, this earth... this realm
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>>25766654
alright jason statham
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>>25766673
Still wouldn't eat that shit desu
>>25766762
Great banter you fucking melt
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got an exam at 4 lads

Really cannot be fucked
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Poleaboos to-do list

>Fill up job search diary with 2 weeks worth of jobs
>Practice driving theory some more
>play Hearthstone
>work on project
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>>25766848
what a pathetic life you live
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>>25766848
Have you tried a curry house or a kebab shop. They'd probably take you in and they're creepy bastards too
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>>25766858
No one here is exactly much of a winner

>>25766909
Half of the kebab places speak paki (which poleaboo doesn't)
and the other half are full of normies
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Anyone want to hear my poem about the job centre?
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>>25766858
>Says the guy who lurks these threads all day in hopes of gathering intel for his Polish Princess
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>tfw reading local paper online and seeing all the idiots from my school in the court round up section
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>>25766968
fuck off normie fucktard
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>>25766943
God yes lad.
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>>25766979

How does that make me a normie???

orioiginal
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>>25766980
"Beware the Wandering Stranger"

Beware the wandering stranger
He runs along this road,
His boots are lined with gold he says
But they're not as we'll tell in this ode.

He plays his tune so merrily
catching his victims off guard,
"I'll give you the world" he says,
but beware the wandering stranger
or your arse will take it hard.

So fly like a butterfly, fly away now
Float the winds of exultance and live your life,
But always beware the wandering stranger,
He'll bring you down in one quick scythe
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>>25766937
>and the other half are full of normies
news flash, you ain't going to get a job if you have a 'no working with normies' policy
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>>25766943
post it senpai

orioahsdiajs
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>>25767018
Fuck off back where to you came from
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>>25767018
Only normies would give the slightest shit about local news.
Go have a gossip with the paki down the road lad, SmH.
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>>25767018
it's pakiboo being triggered by the wor
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>>25767045
fucking shitty phone.

it's pakiboo being triggered by the word court.
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Diablo 3 season 5 in 5 minutes.

Anyone here HYPE?!
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>>25767043
I always chat about current events, in and around my village with the corner shop Paki. Does that make me a Normi?
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came very close to ordering another takeaway, would have made it 6 days in a row if i did. having to leave the house to get food when you're depressed and feel like shit is so much effort.

now i need to find the motivation to shower and then head off somehow. might just go for a takeaway actually
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managed to get back to sleep after taking my happy pills, it was a lovely sex dream.

>>25765739
2nd for this, pound shop does it, for sensitive teeth version is equal to sensodyne and a fraction of the cost.
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>>25767078
Of coursh.
.m.
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>>25767069
Shiiitt. There are people who still play that? Move on already lad.
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>>25767091
that must be a lot of money.
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>>25767091
Get a kebab and slather it in mayo.
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>>25767091
I can't even eat when I'm depressed. Dunno how you do it
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>>25767045

Oh I see, fuck off paki cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqW62Vw8Zc
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>>25767030

I hate to criticise,
That poem hurt my eyes.
So try again,
My dole scum friend.
Need help? I can advise.
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>>25767113
Not him but I eat when depressed since being full makes me sleepy. Can't get a wink of sleep otherwise.
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>>25767030
Shit's good yo
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>>25763594
have you check the pilot light

Easy fix if it just gone out
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>>25767129
Didn't get the double meanings then?
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>>25767103
it is. this week i have spent 79.03 quid after adding it all up on just eat.

total these past two months must be crazy, i don't even want to work it out.

>>25767113
eating is the one thing i look forward to when i'm depressed. i'm no longer hungry, i don't get hungry but eating takes my mind off and i can just slip away for 30 or so minutes. that and sleeping
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>>25767150
>total these past two months must be crazy, i don't even want to work it out.

This feel desu

I think I've spent about 200 quid in the last month on take away
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>>25767146

2deep4me bro
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>>25767150
Bloody hell, what are you buying
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Poleaboo has finished filling his booklet with jobs

He may apply to them later

Hearthstone now
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>>25767091
>>25767150
fuck everything, it's cold, miserable and i feel like stabbing myself with a knife. i'm ordering lads.

just hope the security guard at my flat building doesn't make banter about me always ordering take away like he did 2 days ago. fucking cunt

>>25767234
pizza and burgers with chips mostly, all together though so it adds up.
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>>25767247
Bet you play secret pally

You come across as that type
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>>25767253
Rotate a lot

Mostly Tempo Mage after a recommendation but now I'm back to Secret Pally
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>>25767252
>Tfw no burger takeaway here
Burgers from paki/chippy's are fucking woeful
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>>25767281
>Mostly Tempo Mage

Niiice

>now I'm back to Secret Pally

pfft
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>>25767290
They all taste the exact same from paki places
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Life is fucking shit.
Been snowing, raining, sleeting, windy and cold for this past week. Not to mention all the school days I've missed due to feeling too depressed to even get out of bed. Oh and I haven't handed in my uni application and it's too late now so yeah, I'm fucked.
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>>25767290
>burger takeaway
you mean franchises
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>>25753082
The newfags will understand eventually.
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>>25767319
Wish I lived in LA or some shit where it's like 20-25 degrees with a light breeze almost the entire year round

Fuck this miserable, grey, gloomy, windy shit. Makes me want to slit my wrists
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we space walkers now lads
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>>25767385
Based Lemmy going into space.
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Quiet in here today boys.

Are you all getting ready for a big night out or something?
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>>25767553
Nah, struggling to bring myself to get some work done mate.
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>>25767553
No, I've just lost the motivation to post. I have nothing left to say.
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>>25767553
Aye lad. Gonna nip on down to Wethies later for a couple of cheap drinks before getting rat arsed in the club and grinding on some slags.
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>>25767638
Nice one mate. Is Deano going?
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>>25767651
Indeed he is. Along with Gaz. He's always up for a laugh. That mentalist
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>>25767667
>>25767651
>>25767638
alright lads this is Stevie
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>>25766197
I didn't want to say it was a 'her' for all the shitposts about having female friends that'd inevitably ensue, you shitcunt.
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>>25767667
Whaaayy lad, Gaz is a right laugh. I'll call Smithy and Jonesy too, we'll come over as well. See you at wethies mate.
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>>25767698
Alright lad! Up for a little pre-drinking sesh round at Daz's before going on the lash?
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>>25767725
defo mate

I'll give the britfeel facebook chat a cheeky update so everyone knows
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>>25767720
Oi get Fitzy on the blower m8 he's mad for it
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Does anyone ever browse /x/ these days? The entire board has basically become literal 13 year olds role playing...
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>>25767773
You should see Buddha when he's on it lad, what an absolute mad man
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>>25767638
>>25767651
>>25767667
>>25767698
>>25767720
>>25767725
>>25767757
>>25767773
>>25767789
Is there anyone who is actually british here or are you all pretending?
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>>25767798
Nutty treacle!
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>>25767798
fuck off johno you wanker!
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>>25767798
Like yanks or anyone else would know those references.
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>mfw gaz pulls a fatty

hahah love the britfeel club nights desu
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>>25767798
Britain for British mate if you're not British go home innit
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>>25767798
You'd be surprised. The 'uni lads' i've encountered sound just like this desu.
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>>25767836
more cushin for the pushin m8
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>>25767843
I see, so it's posh kids pretending to be chavs
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>>25767850
It's a parody of lad culture. Stop being so serious
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>>25767856
Oh, right, sorry for the misunderstanding.
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>>25767798
*raises paw*
Is there anyone here who is actually a robot or are you all pretending?
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Just ate some of those silica bead packets that say 'DO NOT EAT' on them because I don't give a fuck anymore

What am I in for lads?
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>>25767882
Are you autistic by any chance?
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>>25767899
A stomach ache for a few hours.
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Fuuuuuuuuck.

>Can't get a job because of bad credit
>Can't fix bad credit without money from a job
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>>25767983
How did you manage to fuck up that bad in the first place you fucking idiot?
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>>25767983
Credit is linked to job?

Why the fuck
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>>25767994

The idea is that you'll be dishonest or steal because you're desperate to pay off your credit.

>>25767992

Got some credit cards when I was a young lad and never got out of the debt spiral.
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>>25767951
Don't know. I've never been assessed.
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>>25768027
>credit cards
Never spend money that isn't yours, just
S A V E U P
A
V
E
U
P
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>>25768061
>literal child who understand nothing of finance and economics
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>>25768027
>Got some credit cards when I was a young lad
For what reason?
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Not going to McD's interview lads, just the thought of working in a loud kitchen with kids running around and screaming and shit pisses me off, it's bad enough when you're on the bus and going past and a kid will start going MUM MUUUUUUUUUM MUMMY MCDONLANDS MCDONULDS, even worse than the screeching banshee kids at the JC
Speaking of which I saw a breeder at the JC with 4 mini chavs in the making, people like that shouldn't be getting paid any money after their 2nd child, because being a full time mummy/leech isn't a real fucking job
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>>25768125

Because I was a dumb teenager who was making good money and thought it would last forever.
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>>25768124
Enjoy your life long debt, I'm sure there's another payday loan company you can borrow from
>tfw literal child has better credit rating because he's not a retarrd
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>>25768181
You need to be 18 or over to post here

Now fuck off
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>>25768148
> saw a breeder at the JC with 4 mini chavs in the making

and you're in the same boat as them now kek
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>>25768181
Children don't have credit ratings bro.

I'm 23 and don't have a credit rating because I've never had a credit card. You need to get a credit card to get a credit rating. Or at least pay bills and shit.
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>have a chance to move into a flat with another guy
>rent is 950 total
>not including other bills and expenses

I make just over 1k a month wage slaving. Is this financially viable? I've never moved out before. I'm a pretty low maintenance person though, I don't eat much and have no expensive hobbies.
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>>25768181

>literal child doesn't realise he's talking to two different people
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Just realised I've eaten 300 calories over my TDEE today lads.

Fucking gutted.
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>>25768207
Not really considering I will have a job this time next week, don't wear tracksuits or spawn children just for the benefits
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Why the fuck do chavs ride those stupid bikes

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

As he rides up the street slower than most people can run.
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>>25768215
>47.5% on rent

No, not viable if you want to live comfortably
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>>25768215
>falling for the rent meme
>2016
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>>25768256
Rent is financially sensible if you don't plan to live there for a long, long time (5+ years)
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>>25768215
No, that's not viable at all. You won't be able to save anything.
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>>25768269
>renting
>literally working to pay some oldfags mortgage

No.
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>>25768215
>950 total
>I make just over 1k a month
i'd just stay living at home at that much desu lad
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>>25768312
You're an idiot

You know there are numerous fees involved with buying houses, yes? And selling them. And literally everything else involved with them

Course not. You fell for the "rent is bad" meme
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>>25768307
>>25768244
>>25768338
Balls. Guess I'm living in my parents attic for the rest of my life then.
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>>25768215
So you make about 12k a year then? You should be looking to move out at that much. Stay at home and get a higher paying job first.
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>>25768338
>living at home meme

only manchildren with no life are at home past 18
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>>25768341
>he thinks throwing money into a blackhole is good

Good goy
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>>25768341
You're arguing with a child
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>>25768312
Not all of us have a magic trust fund to enable us to put a deposit on a house or such little dignity we're willing to leech off our parents well into our twenties in the vain hope of saving a few extra pennies, get in the real world mate.
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>>25768357
>I have a shit family

Good to know
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>>25768357
not saying he shouldn't want to move out but like the other anon said 12k a year salary isn't a good salary to move out. it's not going to be pretty.
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>>25768357
Not really mate I live at home and I have gf. Sometimes she lives with me here as well.
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>>25768383
better than living at home like some pathetic shitter
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>>25768365
>Not all of us have a magic trust fund to enable us to put a deposit on a house or such little dignity we're willing to leech off our parents well into our twenties

That sounds like a personal problem mate. Not really sure why you're complaining about it to me.
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>>25768398
Why is it?

premptive blox
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>>25768365
Why even respond to the mongoloid. He has no idea about rents and mortgages.
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>>25768434
shows you don't have the maturity, vision, capability or drive to be a normal human being who contributes to society
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I might talk to him about looking at a place a little cheaper? How much rent would be viable then? 600 between us?
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>>25768447
That's not an answer, idiot

The real answer would be how it shows you don't have the maturity, vision, capability or drive to be a normal human being who contributes to society
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>>25768422
Pathetic
>>25768436
Yeah his last post just reinforced the fact I am intact talking to a child

MODS!
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>>25768447
>maturity, vision, capability or drive

This is 4chan mate not your CV.

also

>Wanting to contribute to society
>the current year
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>>25768349
Welcome to 21st century Britain, lets fill her up as much as we can
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>roll up into britfeel
>wagie rentcucks getting btfo
>business as usual

How is everyone today? Plans for the weekend? Think I might get shtifaced.
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>>25768398
on 12k a year? you will be living like a literal pathetic shitter.
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>>25768464
>literally getting upset over 4chan

Real mature rentcuck.
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>>25768457
Worry about getting a better job first mate.
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>>25768506
>being this butthurt about being BTFO

Get lost kid
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>tfw live at home
>dad owns the house so we just split the bills when I'm working, if not he says he doesn't need my money
>tfw 2k a year on water/electricity/tv/phone/internet and on minimum wage would be left with 10k just to spend on food and save up for buying a home (every 200 I put in the gobernment puts in 50)
Renties out 2bh, /brit/ is that way
>>>/int/brit/
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>>25768642
>work
you can fuck off too, normie
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>>25768600
>mfw I'm a manchild sat in my bedroom at m parent's house literally bullying a big 'mature' rentcuck
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Who else lives for /free/ here?
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>>25768657
>implying working makes you a normie
Being on neetbux/a lazy dole monkey doesn't make you a robot you know
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>>25768706
>implying working makes you a normie
it does, not fuck off
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>500+ replies
I know my rent was gon' be late bout a week ago
I worked my ass off, but I still can't pay it though
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is the lad who taught english in china here?

got a couple of questions
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>>25768774
Might want to wait until new thread lad, post it near the top so he'll see it
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