Outdated image because there's always a thread up and I never have to post it myself edition.
>tfw exams so I need to sort my sleep schedule out
>tfw I have the window closed, but it's still cold in my room
>exam on wednesday and assignment due in thursday
>ain't done shit for either
>9 hour practical tomorrow at 9:00am
>10 weeks of these 9 hour practicals.
>Still haven't fixed my body clock
>been unemployed for a while now
>can't get jobs
Fuck me I'd be happy working at mcdonalds for 40 hours a week.
I NEED MY FUCKING NIGHTCLUB MONEY FUCK ALL I NEED IS A BIT OF CASH FOR DRUGS AND SPENDING ALL NIGHT IN DEANSGATE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
>tfw jumper and blanky on but cold tootsies
WAKE UP YOU DUMB NORMIES
I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONLY ONE HERE
What's your favourite vidya game?
When I was young I really liked Kingdom Hearts, for nostalgia I rate it in the top 5, I wouldn't really have a number 1, it was great at the time
I never did defeat the final boss ;_;
I used to be able to talk to people before going to uni, now i feel shitty all the time and can't hold a conversation with anyone but my housemates.
I did some exercise today with some light dumbbells as i heard its good for motivation, not much but it was a little, i felt mentally terrible afterwards. I don't know why i feel like that's the opposite of what i'm told exercising does.
>normally sleep from between 4am-9am till 12pm 2pm if i awake by alarm, and if i go back to sleep for lack of reasons to get up i tend to re awaken at about 4pm. Dreading going back to uni to get the pattern back
I like Twilight Princess, i played it with an old gf when i was 16 before i broke up with her because i was retarded. I really enjoy the game on its own merits as its combat and puzzles are rewarding but not to hard and i sort of suck at games, but i can never play it without getting a bit sad.
>school always encouraged you to follow your dreams
>wish they'd told me me that they were aiming to high and just taught me a trade that i could make a living off
>don't want to be another waste of space failed creative
nah I wont, I love alphys and would love to cuddle with her all night watching anime
>a fat gay lizard
Those trips just prove your waifu literally the devil
She's bi, in the section where mettaton asks about her crush, you can choose Asgore or Undyne and she blushes.
She's just nervous and not confident, weight doesn't matter to me and she has traits that I do, I want to cuddle and love her and never leave her lab while we play video games and watch anime.
>I used to be able to talk to people before going to uni, now i feel shitty all the time and can't hold a conversation with anyone but my housemates.
I feel the same way. I was always a little spaghetti before, but being NEET and hardly talking to anyone for almost a year has really atrophied my social skills
Posting superior waifu, could really do with a cup of tea and some cake, and a hug 2bh
I'm so poor that I had to have jam on toast for supper.
>mfw there are people who throw away the 'book ends' of bread instead of eating them
I throw away the ass end of M&S sandwiches, but off any bits of meat with too much marbling, take the tails off bacon and only eat like 1/3rd of the asparagus.
How does that make you feel?
>I fathered 800 children, claims sperm donor
Might consider this as a profession desu
But they can't ask you for money or any personal information, they just get your name. Unless you do it the way this guy did, in a few years the mountain of child suppot demands will start to pile up
Vasectomies are dumb, read up on the downsides first, and they are not reversible. Risug is better, but men have had birth control since the 30s. Think about. Women take women hormones for bc. Men take man hormones for bc. It couldn't be simpler. 250mg test E once a week, or 1.2g test undecanoate once a month. It's a low dose butbut yshould still see some improvements unless you're a turbo Chad. Most likely you won't need ancillaries and can safely take it until you die of old age or tragic accident. Normies like to malign it out of envy or sour grapes or something. Who knows, there is no good argument against it.
Even if you like that you won't like the permanent, chronic, irreversible ball pain that comes from it. Vasectomies offer zero benefits that can't be gotten much better elsewhere with greater ease and lower price, and then there is the very long list of bad shit that comes with vasectomy.
what's it like living in Britain, how's the refugees going?
Neither, look up the journals and shit talking about post-op pain,or just google the word vasectomy. It's in like 33% of cases. Would you really risk a 1 in 3 chance of constant justkickedinthenuts feeling just for the worst method of contraception available to men? You're free to do as much, but it's a bad idea. Just get risug or trt.they work better, are cheaper, and have less side effects,and when they do have sides they aren't as bad as constantly aching balls.
>You're not legally obliged to support any child conceived through through sperm donation.
If you do it officially, through an nhs or licensed private intermediary. If youmeet some woman in the M1 services and hand over a pot of spunk in exchange for 50 quid, you have no such legal protections.
>hide piss bottles in cupboard
>take one of my rare ventures outside
>come back home
>mum has cleaned room
>piss bottles gone
>think they might be in the fridge as she mistook them for unopened drinks
>they aren't there
>she knows but never confronts me about them
>time for every normie to pretend they gave a shit about david bowie and was a huge fan
I'm glad I don't use facebook or twitter when famous people die desu
>no food in flat
>not a single crumb
>can't be fucked to go out to get something to eat
>already had pizza two days in a row
looks like i'm starving myself today lads
He's """disabled""", it would be cruel to make him come to the jobcentre.
Plus the assessment tests things like being able to do stuff for yourself, which is easier in your own home so it's easier for them to fail you
Well fuck that was fucking useless.....
they weren't here to offer me help of any kind, she just made me an appointment with a work advisor. probably to write a cv.
I told her its bullshit and opened the door and didn't speak to her.
Anyone know who this Smegmagoddess is?
>you will never be a refugeenigger raping cute blonde girls
I had a look. There's one place that does sort of healthy stuff and it doesn't start deliveries until 6pm.
Fuck you world, I'm taking a fucking 40 minute walk to the closet tescos. Please pray for me. Fuck living in an industrial area of the city.
It wasn't a fit for work assessment. So they haven't deemed me anything, its just that im still in the work related activities group so have to do shit.
even tho theres no point, im waiting on long term therapy.
my review comes up in june so hopefully I can swap to the support group that I should be in.
But me, writing a cv, that should be fun, gonna ask them how to explain a 15 year work gap.
still rageing. gonna burst a blood vessel or something. genuinely thought this was for a support worker or something.
>tfw have 3 interviews for marketing, fundraising and hotel work this week
>tfw gonna walk-in on some agencies as well to get work as a waiter/bar staff or even retail
>also applied to tons of shit online
Fuck me juggling all this and picking the right one without entangling myself seems like a dangerous game.
but the job market and the employers are such brutal jews i don't really have a choice.
come on lad, fucking agoraphobic isn't a disability. i have a fucking panic attack when i have to go out and you don't see me claiming bennies.
not angry at you though mate, you're living the dream away from wageslaving. honestly you are. just that you don't have to keep up the act when you're with us here. plenty of other esa claimers here don't. we all know the pains of wageslaving.
>>le if it's not physical it's not a disability face
I realise that a Jamaican bean counting forum probably isn't going to be the best place for a serious discussion of disability, but who here thinks there should be another word for people like anon who have 'anxiety' and 'depression' other than 'disabled'?
As someone who is both depressed and has been physically disabled since birth, the two are not remotely similar.
Also RIP Ptolemyboos
>woke up at a half decent time for once lads
>gunna get a shower then play videogames
>got a good daily quest on HOTS for once too
>maybe the maillad will bring me my copy of bloodbourne today too
Everythings going great boys.
If you break up the word disability you get the prefix dis which is a reversing prefix and the word ability which means possessing the skill to do something.
The definitions are quite broad, so quite literally if you can't do something you are disabled. If you can't leave the house for example, you don't have the ability to leave the house so you are disabled in the sense that you are unable to do something relative to the accepted norm.
A car and a plane are not similar, but they are both transport. Language is funny and you shouldn't really mess with it based on your personal sensibilities. I appreciate what you're saying but you can always clarify the use of the word disability by putting mental or physical in front of it.
>Turn off the internet and go outsi- oh fuck.
You know what? Just fuck everything today.
It's poleaboo. He always starts his day with a blog post on here and usually mentions his daily video game or something. He's in to anime so the picture could be whimsical because his crushing depression hasn't set in yet. He also tends to miss apostrophes like the guy in that post.
Probability of it being poleaboo: good.
>Turn off the internet and go outsi- oh fuck.
>"i can't leave the house, i get anxious woes me"
so does everyone else mate, just that everyone else deals with it. again, you can admit it here mate. i would love to live of esa too.
Shhh, he's a wagecuck who thinks working a factory job is something to be proud of and show off about kek.
>needing to be a mental health expert to figure out agoraphobia
Ya'll called me that when I asked if anyone could help me out with recruit a friend on Heroes of the Storm.
It's beginning to strike me as a bit mental how you all turn into some sort of faggot lynch mob just because I slam out an anime pic (in a thread that usually has waifu posters in it) and a fucking music link.
You don't all start freebleeding when I make other posts, just when they're in that format like a gang of nitroautists.
Fuck Poleboo, Fuck Tilde, and fuck you tinfoil hat wearing turbofaggots.
>i would love to live of esa too.
You would for a while. like every novelty it would wear off.
Then think about it,
you cant leave your house,
you cant do anything for yourself
you cant speak to any other human being.
you have no dreams, no future, youre always going to be alone.
see how long 4 walls being all youre going to get out of life continues making you happy.
>mfw hes working a 12 hour shift right now
Lemmy and Bowie dropping this close to each other has been shit.
Pretty sad how you've become some sort of sheep for the fella though desu senpai baka
It's from an anime plenty of people watch, and post elsewhere, he doesn't have rights on it, for people who seem to froth at the gash there seems to be plenty of you niggers taking up shields for trip users too.
Sure thing person on the internet, let me just get right on that.
>What is irony
Go for it, I have a problem being called Tilde so by all means set everyone straight.
Anyone wanna get their minge out on behalf of poleaboo aswell? Getting called that is just as fucking awful.
Whatever assumptions you need to make on here to make yourself feel good, go right ahead lad. It's R9K and you're posting on it, your life is dogshit like everyone elses so lets not try too hard yeah?
>makes accusation of assumption
>makes lots of assumptions
>makes yet one more last assumption
Will I get BTFO by angry SJWs if I name my drag act 'Tranny Dyer'?
You can make an assumption about anything lad, simply giving it a different word because you fucked up doesn't change that.
Keep replying to me, it's showing how much inane shit like this really matters to you.
Just finished watching Spice and Wolf...
Oh my god, I really want to get the books but I'm a dirty NEET who lives with his dad (19 right now, been unemployed since 18), and if he knows I want to read anime faggotry I'll probably be dead in his eyes.
How the fuck do I even order the books without him knowing? I live with him for fuck sakes.
I didn't say it didn't matter to me
I just assumed it mattered to you since you've been having a go at me over literally nothing.
Get caught stealing? I never said I'd steal. It's just that if I order them off Amazon or something and he looks at what I ordered, he would probably fucking disown me - look at the cover of the book on Amazon for god sakes.
I wish it was that easy. Looking at job listings it seems I'd be lucky to get even five fucking pounds per hour... I basically have no useful skills and I'm too fucking sick of life to bother trying to learn more to be honest.
depends on the SJW, some love drag to fucking creepy levels (and drag is gross and creepy anyway) and you can get away with anything. If you go a bit too far, just learn some Rocky Horror lyrics to soothe their hurt butts. the other half will hate you and hate your name but because drag is like a freedom of expression gender bullshit, and a staple bit of lgbt cultural history, will just be passive aggressive. some really hate it as its sorta like black and white minstrels, you got a powerful group dressing up and acting like a gross overblown representation of a marginalised group- sorta untrue as women have way more rights and privileges than blacks did in the 1950s but w/e.
trans people tend to either hate drag as people think they are drag queens themselves, or its like people making fun of them, and they get enough shit from people as it is. some trans respect it as many older trans people started out as drag queens when trans stuff was less well known.
the best drag is drag kings anyway, faggot. they can be way more harsh and crude and mocking, male stereotypes are funnier and drag kings are hot.
I really want to get the books but I'm a dirty NEET who lives with his dad (19 right now, been unemployed since 18)
>How the fuck do I even order the books without him knowing?
Sounded to me like you have no fucking money and probably were going to order them with his card or something.
>ISIS blows up Legoland Windsor
It's all downhill from here lads
Well, he's not nearly as famous as Bowie, but I think literal who is a bit far. I think the thing is that to a certain type of music he was seen as a leader/pioneer.
And now it has just hit me, next to die is going to be Ozzy.
Lost my virginity last night to an older man
Feel pretty ashamed, but it was really good at the time.
>Can't lose your virginity to a man retard. You need to put your penis into a vagina.
Ok, well there's very little chance of that happening because I'm skinny as shit and can't handle social interaction.
>so did he fuck you or you fuck him?
He fucked me. I blew him a bit before as well.
>you just lost your anal virginity.
Still counts, mate.
I'm about to go and get a haircut, but I will do when I get back in a few hours.
>He was indeed, a big guy.
He was a bit above average length
Anal wasn't actually extremely painful
>but I will do when I get back in a few hours.
I'm literally being cucked right now, hard as fuck and being blueballed by a fag who got ram rodgered and wont let me in on the details.
What can I do with my life?
I'm 23, NEET, have about 260 quid and just want to do something. Anything.
I'm so sick of doing nothing day in, day out.
Ideally it would involve leaving the country but I'm open to anything really.
>Dropped out of high school & college
>gave up on life when I was 15 or so
>knew nothing good was ever going to happen to me or get better
>no ambitions or goals
>still don't know what job I want
>too old to get back into education, couldn't if I wanted to
>everyone I knew growing up has moved on
>left behind in a dead end northern town
>nothing to do here but drink yourself to death
>all the people here are either fat single mums/heroin addicted men/old people too old to leave
>nobody my age to socialise with
>nobody understands that there is nothing to do for someone my age who has no social life
>all their advice just boils down to "go outside!" or "just b urself :^)"
>all the activities that take place outside are social activities
>have nobody to go outside and be social with
>every time I go outside I feel like I don't belong there and can't relate to anyone or anything
>implying I could even hold down a conversation for more than 3 seconds to begin with
>just fill my days watching netflix and playing games to distract myself from the hopelessness of life
Maybe 2016 will be my year lads...
Mate, you really have no idea. When all the mines shut down and all the industry got outsourced to other countries the north effectively died. All the towns up here are just putting off the inevitable death. Nothing good ever happens up here, there's no culture, art or prosperity.
It's just a breeding ground for delinquency, chavs and football hooligans.
You're not at all "too old for education", mate. In fact I'd wager any course you start now will be mostly people older than yourself who've just realised they hate their present career.
I'm younger than you but in a very similar situation, so my advice is filled with hypocrisy. Regardless, isn't spending a few years as a stuttering autist improving yourself better than pretending being aware of the surrounding shitness is somehow elevating you above it? Those single mums could very well be swapping out themselves with "pretentious NEETs" in their own lists.
Poleaboo fucked up yesterday
Possibility of him getting arrested again this week
Will start looking for jobs again today and do another mock theory test, up to 38/50 correct
Worried I might have shipped off my memory stick when I sold Arkham Knight on ebay
Fucking waking up at half past 1.
Feel like everything is fucked lads, I'm never going to end up doing anything worthwhile.
>watching life in the undergrowth
>heaters on plus blanket
>gonna place a cheeky order later
>tfw I got through all the stuff that was posted when I was asleep, and now have to wait honestly for posts.
He was in Scotland, some anons claimed to have seen him in the McDonalds he claimed to work at. The uni in those articles is in Wales.
He's originally from Manchester, the guy in those articles is from London.
The articles state that he never attempted to pass the videos on, he posted them here.
It's probably illegal to publish the name without a conviction, poleaboo has never been convicted.
Is there anything better? No. No there isn't.
That's why I pointed out that some anons in the thread claimed to have seen him in the McDonalds in Scotland.
There's also the fact that the article said he didn't distribute when he did.
Kyle Walker doesn't sound like an Indian name, Ryunosuke is Japanese too. Unless you think he changed his heritage from Japanese to Indian, but would anyone really be that paranoid?
I suppose he could have also set up the posts in the thread ridiculing him.
I dunno, I believe that he's a Manc.
Poleaboo is a weeb, he's also 3rd generation immigrant. This explains his name.
As for the hearsay about seeing him, I'd have to see proof and am more inclined to believe it was literally any of the other thousands of teen pakistanis in Scotland.
I also know it's you Kyle, don't worry I won't dox you.
ITT: Poleaboo tries to get people to think he's Kyle so we all forget his real identity Amir.
Nice try mate.
An easy way to tell, anyone who saw the videos/pictures he posted describe the angle. The articles say that the camera was in a toilet brush. Assuming the toilet was against the wall like most bathrooms and the bath was on the other wall, the sink and bath should be visible as you should see across the room with the sink in the middle.
There should also have been an angle on the view, looking up at the person from almost floor level, say about toilet seat height.
There might have also been some minor movements between video, less than half a foot but maybe a slight rotation of the brush.
Does anyone remember the videos/pictures or have them saved? I've never seen them and it's probably illegal to post them, but if you remember them let us know. If the angle was from a shelf or overhead or anything we know it's not Kyle Walker.
I am looking at said photos now, definitely in the corner of the room. The photos were taken over a short period, I don't believe students use a toilet brush that frequently to see any movement (unfortunately).
This is Poleaboo trying to fit in by being racist
Slow down there son. Afraid we're going to have to bring you in.
Right, let's compile a list of references to the weather in his blog posts and cross reference the dates with the weather in London/(Welsh uni town) and Manchester/Aberdeen depending on where he was at the time.
We'll both go through the blog, ctrl f as many terms as you can think of, rain, cold, weather, snow, sun etc. Report back when you're done. I'll do the same. Anyone else feel free to join in.
Holy shit, that's hilarious if you actually sent it off.
He mentioned sweat a lot in the summer months due to the sun, he also mentioned cold and rain in his September 12th post.
Checked London and Manchester, they were mostly similar, there was more rain in Manchester and it was colder, but nothing conclusive. I'll keep looking.
Poleaboo says all game reviewers are trash but him moreso due to the crying about money and getting thrashed in an interview at an awards show
Should visit the eggkara instanyc once in a while
Bought an item on eBay 4 months ago
It broke but the listing says it has 12 months warranty
Been trying to contact seller for weeks now but no reply
What can I do? Do eBay not do cases older than 3 months or something?
who /glad that pakipoos life just gets worse and worse here/ here?
I like them mate. He rages and it's funny to watch. My favorite twitch streamer is also a guy who gets angry all the time.
>Bowie is dead
>Was never really a fan, no big deal, sad though
>Suddenly realize that some of my musical idols are close to the same age as Bowie and one day I'll wake up to a nasty surprise
Hold me /britfeel/. I quite often scoff at people posting tributes on normiebook about artists they don't give a shit about till they're dead, but if anyone of these guys kick the bucket I think I might literally break down...
Blog post 27th August 2015, titled Almost at the end and I still don't care.
I won't quote it because I think that's what blocked the post last time, but it's on page 3 so isn't that far down. He mentions that it starts raining while he's helping a customer.
On August 27th 2015 a site called wunderground which again I can't post because of ASC text lists scattered rain in various timeslots across London, but absolutely none in Manchester.
Come clean Poleaboo, are you from London?
>why would seeing a pakis life get worse make me glad he asks
>Think girl at work likes me
>We send each other snapchats occasionally
>Finally muster up the courage to talk to her on FB
>Send her message saying and asking how she is
>Add smiley face at end
>Accidentally sent wink face
Do I try and correct it?
>mfw the autist doesn't even know half of poleaboos story
Leave it to the experts mate.
how do you stop thinking bitterly about exes lads I ended up talking about her with 2 of my friends and now I can't stop thinking about how many people she's hurt/will hurt yet she doesn't give a shit because she's happy using people until she loses interest and it makes me so fucking mad
>exhibit a: me
>best friends for 3-4 years having met online
>suddenly start liking each other and mutually fall for each other over a year
>describes herself as bi
>comes here to be an aupair
>2 weeks later
>"oh sorry I don't love you at all I realized I'm gay now we should just be friends!"
>commence trying to stay friends whilst she instantly moves on and generally treats you like shit until you come to your senses and cut off contact a year later
>many examples but highlights include third wheeling you with Tinder "friends", not showing up to your birthday because "I'll feel awkward" and ignoring you for a month for making her feel "uncomfortable" one night (she'd later apologize months after for freaking out)
>exhibit b: Tinder Match #1
>have very intense relationship where they hang out all the time exclusively with each other
>showers her in expensive gifts
>goes all the way to her native country at Christmas to spend time with her
>she dumps her during the visit and tells her to stop seeing her
>exhibit c: Tinder Match #2
>same as above
>she confesses to her that she made out with another girl
>instantly dumps her
>"but I'd cheat if I had the chance no hesitation"
>exhibit d: the ex she can't get over
>don't know details but she completely ignores her attempts to contact her
>"I fucked it up"
>probably along the same line as 3 previous examples
fucking christ what a manipulative cunt and we all fell for her bullshit under her "I'm sensitive and have problems" guise
>how do you stop thinking bitterly about exes
Asking the wrong crowd mate.
Poleaboo can relate somewhat, the feelings he has regarding the Polish girls are likely very similar
The truth of the matter is that you never get over it, they'll always be with you, I guess that's what normies call "baggage"
>Poleaboo can relate somewhat, the feelings he has regarding the Polish girls are likely very similar
>Whilst we enjoyed speaking with you, it is with regret that we have to inform you that on this occasion you have been unsuccessful.
>We would like to take this opportunity to wish you every success in the future.
>yes, don't be scared of this filth
How do I do it? If I call the non-emergency number will they just take the details over the phone? I don't want them to know it was me or I'll get my windows bricked.
>I'm literally being cucked right now, hard as fuck and being blueballed by a fag who got ram rodgered and wont let me in on the details.
I'm back faggot
Last night basically ran thus:
>be me (22 year old virgin, super skinny mode)
>kissed girls a few times when I was a teen, but not much luck since then
>went to an all-boys school so did a bit of homo-stuff there out of desperation, only oral though and only a few times
>bisexual by circumstance I guess
>fast forward to recently
>immensely sexually frustrated, there's no way for me to do random hook-ups with girls so go for a guy instead
>ideally wanted to do the fucking, but wasn't that bothered
>go on CL, guy advertising that he's good for new inexperienced guys
>email back and forth and he seems sane, relatively good looking/in good shape for a late 40s guy
>finally decide to take the plunge yesterday, even though he says he pretty exclusively tops, I just wanted some action
>go over there early evening, having taken the necessary hygiene precautions
>have a couple of beers with him to take the edge off my nerves (opened the bottles myself so I wouldn't get drugged)
>eventually we decide it's time to get down to the business of dirt
>I strip off in the living room, he undoes his trousers and takes his pants down
>"Oh blimey it's happening"
>Get down on my knees and blow him
>Only done it a couple times before, but think I did an ok job, he seemed to like
>after a while we go upstairs to his bedroom
>he rims me and then fingers me with one then two fingers in doggy position
>while jerking me off slowly
>eventually he slides his cock in slowly (with a condom)
>feels good man, especially as he warmed me up
>fucks me doggy for a good few minutes and I really get into it
>he never goes full on porno beast mode, but does end up going pretty fast
>flips me onto back
>fucks me like that while giving me a hand-shandy
>nut all over my chest
>not long after that he nuts in the condom
>have a shower at his, by myself
>say thanks and that I enjoyed it then head home
And then came the crushing guilt and shame
He's keen to meet again, and I'd probably enjoyed it, but need to come to terms it first.
I'll bear that in mind in case it happens again.
I think so long as you're careful it's probably alright to be honest.
I'd rate the experience a strong 8/10.
It was also immensely easy to organize compared to casual sex with a girl.
What's it out of these days?
50 still? 38's a fail right?
I'm sure you'll get it eventually, I think you can still take the test up to 5 times before they permanently ban you from driving.
>tfw my ocd means I have to keep going back to motherbase to shower as I don't having like having a bloody snake
sometimes you get a reward
He's chatting shit. It's not a permanent ban but if you attempt and fail the theory test more than 5 times you have to take an extended learning course before attempting it again.
Want to go to shop, have 0 motivation
Go with me senpai, I need to go get some stuff.
I'll check back to see if you did when I come back.
>normies on facebook pretending to like David Bowie all of a sudden
I fucking swear lads
That ass is pfat
Got asda coming tomorrow 2-4, just wanted a pizza and some beverage to keep me going for tonight, already had takeaway this week, haven't had any JSA come in for 4 weeks either so I can't really blow out on another
>Put your seatbelt on
>PUT YOUR FUCKEN MOUF SHUT
Holy shit if your going don't bother, just one look from some random passerby and I feel worthless.
Least I have some flapjacks now I guess.
Move on Poleaboo, plenty of native qties to pounce on.
>4 interviews this week, bar, hotels, marketing etc
Fuck me mate it's about time.
My dosh levels are running low and I can't afford to compromise my steroid/nightclub budget.
>normies on facebook pretending to like David Bowie all of a sudden
There's nout left for me on this planet anymore.
>"I KNOOOOO WHAT IT IS"
>"I'M REPOOOORING YOU"
Should have shoved the camera up his soft posh boy arsehole. No fucking need to follow the car, he was looking for something to put on youtube.
The bloke didn't even pass that close, it was a tight street.
Finally plucked up the courage to tell me boss I'm not happy in work at the moment and I want to be on something better.
He agreed and said okay.
Have I put a big fucking X on my head for redundancy?
>he was looking for something to put on youtube
And he got it.
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oops my bad
>yeah you can stop posting these now they're not funny
Making my way downtown
And I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd
And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder....
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you