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Falling man edition
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/sp/ is being shitted up with balloon door threads so i'm gonna funpost here for a while
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I made you a better one to have luls with

-op image guy
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>>25674937
>not even the new OP pick

Poor tbqh senpai
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>>25674974
Whats a balloon door?
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>>25675010

a meme award to supposedly the best footballer in the world at the time.
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>>25674976
I didn't realise until now but this is all I've ever wanted.
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I made a word cloud of the thread before last, looks absolutely normal to me.
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I can't remember when i had shower lads. I'm pretty sure I had one two days ago but I am feeling pretty greasy.
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>>25675069
So have one now, who care when you had one last
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Is the jobs centere place like, you go there and get benefits but they send you to some company to work?
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>>25674937
>>25675047
>>25674976

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY

EVERYONE IGNORE THIS RETARD FROM NOW ON
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>>25675052
Why would people be talking about Wenger in britfeel? We don't talk about football that much.
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>>25675082
its multiple people you pleb
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>>25675078
There's no point in having one now I am not going to leave my bed today. I will have to have one tomorrow if I go to the shops .If not it can wait until Wednesday.
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>>25675052
Haha, of course.
>>25675086
People were deliberately spamming stuff to distort the word cloud.
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>>25675086

speak for yourself lad. its the only thing that gets me through the weekend.
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>>25675082
>the guy who feel over posts on britfeel

kek aren't you a bit old to be here m8?
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Having chicken fingers, waffles, cheese and beans for tea lads. Gunna eat like a king
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>>25675169
Sounds beautiful. Meanwhile I'm having rice and tomato sauce :(
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>>25675189
Why not get some of those tinned mackerel things.
Those are alright.
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>>25675189
You should buy some soy sauce. Veg is pretty cheap too lad.

Humans can live off potatoes and butter so you could try some baked potatoes
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Some of you people here that post regularly on the britfeel thread may recall an incident I reported here one night that involved a dog that had eaten my radishes and raped my entire vegetable patch in the gardn. Premesis that the said dog had no right to intrude on. The dog is dead now and if you recall my plan I executed it perfectly I no longer have to worry about the issue.
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>tfw you sit down after a shitty day at work

Working when you're ill sucks.
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>>25675266
Paddy pls
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>>25675287
Hey your pretty cool for a qt.
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>>25675331
Fuck off gay lord.
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>>25675283
well do come back tell us how it pans out.
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>>25675283
I missed this, explain plz
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>tfw spent about 100bong on vaping shit this month
More addictive than cigs 2bh
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>handing in notice tomorrow
>have to do 5 weeks notice
>gf goes back to work when my comfy life begins

;_;
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>>25675283
Haha oh wow I remember that post. Have the neighbours said anything?
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>>25675374
>have to do 5 weeks notice

Or what? You're already quiting, they can't fire you
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>>25675374
>gf
>>>/int/brit/
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>>25675374
>gf

oh for the love of holy jesus, please fuck off
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>>25675374
One months notice is statutory mate
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>>25675369
>tfw

I spent 70 quid last month and was about to put an order in for 100 quid worth of shit the other day but then I was like no this is fucking ridiculous I just need to quit. So I decided to quit for awhile but I was in Tesco buying beers the other day and ended up buying 2 e cigs for 12 bong because I knew I'd crave it when drinking.
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>>25675369
i spend 180 quid a month on golden virginia get it for tenner a pack
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>>25675374
How come you are quitting mate? Just miss the NEET lifestyle?
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got tickets to go see father john misty in may, hype as fuck lads
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>>25675369
ENJOY YOUR MOUTH FEDORA

>>25675374
HOPE YOUR GF IS OFF SUCKING TYRONES DICK WITH YOUR WAGE KEKING AWAY
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>>25675433
>father john misty
youre going to se a priest?
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>>25675396
No reference and no holiday pay
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>>25675396
I'm not sure actually. I'd be ok with doing two weeks really but I need dat referral from them, held hostage by a line on a CV.
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>>25675433
>father john misty

Just googled it. So he's a hipster Sgt Peppers rip off?
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>>25675500
Why is it 5 weeks and not a month?
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Right, fuck it I'm going to go and have some more sex tonight
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>>25675472
YOUR GIMMICK IS UNORIGINAL.
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>>25675430
Pretty much. I'm bored there and wanna focus on my maths degree. And the lifestyle is too damn comfy.
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>>25675396
my mate a Asda had to give 1 weeks notice but he didn't and they gave him aids after he left
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>>25675526
Been there for 5 years
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>>25675533
can you not post about it here for fuck sake
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>>25675483
>>25675500
But he's/you're quitting so either you already have another job lined up or are becoming voluntarily NEET, neither of which needs a reference.

>>25675526
Some places have different rules, I need to give 1 week/year of working there.
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>>25675525

not at all m9
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i've spent all me jobseekers dosh on fucking clothes
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>>25675564
hehe, memes!
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Just had some of those part baked mini baguettes with some spreadable goat cheese spread on. Found out diced tomatoes actually go nice on 'em. 7/10
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>>25675533
Tell me all about it when you get back senpai.
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can OP image guy stick falling bloke and this guy in the new image?
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>>25675695
>putting normies in the /britfeel/ image
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>>25675681
>Found out
>just discovered that tomato goes well with bread and cheese

You need to patent this and give it a catchy name, something like .....pizzi.
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mummy's cooking steak but she says she would rather overcook them than undercook them

shit life
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>>25675722
Maybe... pizze? Lads, I think I found something fuckin' revolutionary.
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Poleaboos official list of decent femdom manga translated in the last 9 months

>Little Brother, You Are My Ottoman (Girls forM Vol. 09) [English]
>Thoroughbred (Girls forM Vol. 09) [English] =Lake=
>M-Fragment (Girls forM Vol. 07) [English] =LWB=
>Why, why, why did I steal them?! (Girls forM Vol. 09) [English] =LWB=
>Shukusei Mattress (Girls forM Vol. 10) [English] [CGrascal]
>Bully switching (Girls forM Vol. 05) [English]
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>>25675760
Memery aside, did you know pizze is actually the plural of pizza.
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>>25675719

>posting like an amerishit
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>>25675769
nobody fucking cares omggggggggggggggggggggg
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>>25675216
any of these legal in the UK? Or are they dangerous cartoons act/extreme pornography fodder
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>>25675719
grow up you cretin
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>>25675806
none of them feature loli
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>>25675806
Why bother buying them?
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Poleaboo's brain was replaced by an onion bhaji
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>tfw agency haven't got back to me
>tfw not going to JC tomorrow because technically have a job (plus I forgot what time I need to be there)
>tfw not canceling my JSA because haven't worked yet
>tfw stuck in limbo between working and neeting with fear of sanction/getting fired from a place I haven't even worked yet
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>>25675533
FAGGOTS OUT

>>25675695
NAH MATE

>>25675740
LEARN TO COOK
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pakiboo is literally a worse gimmick than britnormie
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>>25675784
pizza (countable and uncountable, plural pizzas or pizze)
-Wikitionary

Fuckin' hell mate.
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>>25675683
>Tell me all about it when you get back senpai.
Will do lad, just heading out now

>>25675563
:^) Worried it'll awaken something?
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>>25675839
absolute shambles of a gimmick

take it to /brit/
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>>25675827
I don't intend to buy them I just don't want to download illegal shit
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>>25675862
Nah never catch on
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Got a quarter lads
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>>25675839

Thank fuck you had the sense to trip.

On the plus side, tildeanon doesn't seem as much of a massive twat compared to you and the slowly-decending-into-madness pollyboo.
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>>25675914
might get two fribbs out of it if you're lucky
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>>25675839
I want tilde back desu
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>>25675955
SHOUTANON BEST ANON
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>>25675382
No however I do get the impression that they are less friendly with me now and possibly suspect my doings but whats done is done and it was an unfortunate means to an end. When i stand in my garden and watch them when they have a get together in their back room I can see stragith through the patio doors and they often come out and ask if im ok or what I want then go back and close the blinds when i dont say anything.
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who /dontgiveashitaboutrefugees/ here?

i can't really identify with other Europeans desu
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>last week at work
>overtime available for this week
>told them I didn't want it
>today
>only supposed to be working 3 days
>look at overtime book
>nobody down to work those 3 OT days
>only me available to do it
>pretty much have to do it
>mfw

Pissed off desu. Gonna try and get some more money out of them as they really can't afford to have me not work so they'd be willing to pay it.
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>>25675897
I agree. Damn, that was a good idea while it lasted. Maybe I'll open a stall, y'know? Testing the waters and all that?
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>>25675955
>>25675930
>>25675882
DEGENERATES OUT

YOU WORSHIP A FAT BULIMIC AND A PAKI
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>>25675961
PUT YOUR TRIP BACK ON AND STAY FILTERED.
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>>25675946
Fribbs?
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>>25675992
mate I fucking hate Tilde that obese underage autist, I just hate you too
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>people are actually underestimating Northampton Town's footballing credentials.
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>>25675740
My mum always cooks steaks really well done. There is never any colour left in the middle and they taste like ash. Feels bad senpai.
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Lads when was the last time you saged a thread?

I've just realised it's been months, I don't know what's wrong with me.
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Are Nige is on live lads.

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/watch-live-carwyn-jones-nigel-10717759
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>>25675992
But its fucking hilarious senpai. Especially when you put it that way.
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>>25676026
I HATE MY SELF TOO BUT THIS PLACE IS NORMIE CENTRAL NOW
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did poleaboo find his memory stick yet? or tell us why he thinks he might get snatched again?
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>>25676060
Just to let you know but I'm not obliged to please you, faggot
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>>25675979
Best watch this then but

>>25676057
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Watching a ww2 animu thing with Joe nye the homeless guy and slowly running out of poundland reduced to 75p bags of jellybeans
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>>25676002
yeah zoots, joints
we call them 'kevins' round our way to keep it on the down low
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>>25675695
Probably not, I only tend to do things with the groups consent.

disclaimer - I didn't make the current op edit.

-op image guy.
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>>25676085
>did poleaboo find his memory stick yet?
No, realised it was missing a few days ago

>or tell us why he thinks he might get snatched again?
because it's not where I thought it was, turned the room upside down looking for it
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>>25675695
That's a normie meme, no thanks
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>>25676130
Nice, might have to borrow that. Where's your way?
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>>25676107
NO SHIT

JUST AS I'M NOT HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU
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Is Monday too early in the week for a fap?
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>>25676233
guildford in surrey
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>>25676280
I stopped fapping 4 daysago because I wanted a wet dream. Thought I'd have to wait like 3 weeks but it happened last night. Am I a superhero?
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>>25676280
'Course not mate.
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>>25676288
Essex here, and it's more than 2 zoots there's 7.5g
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>>25676280
>not fapping everyday
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>>25676313

Good job anon, that's a skill to put on the CV.
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>tfw anticipating kebab to arrive but not knowing if it willl arrive because drivers are scumbags
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>>25676460
What kind of kebab?
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>>25676492
A gay kebab.

We /homo/ now
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>>25676492
doner senpai im a simple man
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>>25676507
TFW YOU'RE SO MUCH OF A KEK YOU CUT THE WOMAN OUT AND JUST START TAKING DICK YOURSELF
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>people who claim to be straight who have had more dick than you (any)
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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hentai is illegal in the UK btw, to whoever asked
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>>25676700
Only loli m8
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>>25676732
And only if you pay for it
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>>25676732

Most hentai is banned because it doesn't fulfil the racial diversity representation quotas under UK law.
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>>25676732
she might look 36 but the comic says she's 7, so it's illegal
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>tfw you run out of drugs
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>>25676732
nope, sharia bans all pornography
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Who /ESA/ here?
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>>25676835

>tfw you don't need drugs because the love of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ is all you need

Try it some time anon.
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>>25675769
>Bully switching
Read that yesterday, I want her as my gf.
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>>25675806
loli isn't illegal in Scotland and Wales IIRC.
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>>25676952
I'm not interested in that, it's fucking gross. Just want the lewd femdom manga without any of that
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>>25676887
Jesus what be against weeb /pol/ NEETS.
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Would you lick her clean if it meant you could buttfuck her after?
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>>25676989
>it's fucking gross
This guy baka.
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>>25677007
Gonna need to see a face first but most likely not.
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>>25676989
Poleaboo recommends mame, best in the game but hasn't released anything in a while, think he's quit or moved onto more mainstream stuff

>>25677007
Licking her clean is a reward in of itself

Girls for M is alright without him
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>>25677007

I'd do it for free desu
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>>25676989
You really overestimate your importance if you think anyone is going to give a shit about you downloading femdom manga.
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What you drinking tonight lads?

'Bout to try a Smirnoff Cosmo tinny, never had one before
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>>25677051
Would anything ever drive Poleaboo into a shooting spree?
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>>25677067

Lidl red wine. It's pretty shit.
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I have done nothing but work and save my money for the past 6 months.

All together I have 18,000 bongs.

Wot do?
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>>25677059
>>25677051
Good taste desuka.
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>>25677071
One more knock probably

Whether it be another arrest, the uni not letting him back or some other justice

Though he spends most of his time thinking about solo urban guerrilla warfare
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>>25677108
How do you get that much?
its taken me a year to get 10k bongs
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>>25677108
Get an overnight room at the nearest premier inn and leave 1,798,000 penny sweets behind
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>>25677126
*injustice
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>>25677108

Give it all to me and then live an honest life free of material grief.
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>>25677067

Tesco lad just been, brought my 1L of JD.
Had a little bit of banter with him, felt like one of the lads to be honest.
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Why does becks smell like shite weed?
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The memory stick wasn't posted away, the dates don't match up and the buyer responded to a message
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>>25677007
>a bunch of britfeel guys sodomising one tied up girl
>then cleaning her up before shafting her again

H
O
T
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>>25677199
I find a lot of beer smells like weed, becks, peroni stella

Fuck knows why
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>>25677108
Look up basic guides for Personal Finance/Financial Independence/Early Retirement type stuff and see if anything catches your eye.

If not just spend some of it on whatever and keep doing what you're doing.
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>>25677199
>>25677244
The guys who picked your weed like shit beer
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>>25677007
looks like shes shitting a ghost
>>25677244
>>25677199
>>25677265
try Tuborg. Has the aroma of weed and farts.
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>>25677265
kek yeah, all I could get tonight was becks cause the alternative was budweiser
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>>25677126
>implying he could ever get his hands on a gun
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>>25677155
By not working a shit dead end minimum wage job.
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>>25677413
HE'S USED THE DARKNET BEFORE
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>>25677434
Wew lad, all that money and you're still angry and don't know how to spend it

Remind me why I should seek employment again?
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>>25677413
Could grab a few addressed, stalk them a while, break in at night with a crowbar, kill them in their sleep and burn the place down removing all DNA evidence

or the same thing but gain entry via pretending to be a delivery man when only 1 person is home and then knocking them off 1 by 1 as they arrive back home
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>>25677108

Hire prostitutes and then race them against each other
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>>25677500
Whatever you say you retard. The same person who pisses himself while at a job.
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>>25677500
Mate you're too incompetent to even work at McDonalds let alone be a serial killer. If you got as far as breaking in you'd probably bee to beta to do anything and get your ass handed to you.
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>>25677530
>>25677622
That post was not made by Poleaboo, it's just a random anon, playing along with how someone could become a notorious murderer in modern day Britain
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Looks like "m80" is falling out of favour lads.
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>>25677686

Oh relax, the police budget has been cut to shit, nobody is watching you.
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If I go on job seeker's, do the people at the JC actually try to find you a job or is it just go there every week and see them? What kind of stuff do they ask when you first apply?
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I'm thirsty lads but too late, cold and wet to walk to Tesco and mummy won't give me a lift so thinking about ordering some booze in but it means I would have to order pizza too

What do you think lads?
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>>25677905
I've had fuck all help from them getting a job. I have made up jobs before and they didn't even bother to check if they were real.
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Who watching /R9K/ does Take Me Out here?
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>>25677905
The jobcenter found me my first job, but I learned afterwards that my first advisor was just great and the rest are mostly shit.

Also a qt chinky chubby.
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My sister is going out with some British giga-chad and despite all my attempts I cant bring myself to dislike him as he's actually clever and I enjoy being in his company in a natural way.

Think this is a turning point.
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>>25677905
It's your job to find a job. They will give you a work booklet where you need to fill out all the jobs you've applied to in the past 2 weeks. If you don't do enough, they will sanction you.

As for help, they'll send you on work programs where you volunteer. And eventually skills days where you sit around listening to some guy talk about a CV.

Most of the time, it's all up to you to find the job.
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>>25674937
Its a drink flat coke and get used to my ssris kind of night, taking tomorow off college since im too nervous to go out, nothing left in the kitchen but maryland cookies and i dont even like them that much
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>>25678122

What do you mean by sanction? I also haven't applied to any, should probably throw CV's around and see what happens
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>>25678010
you can order booze and pizza from the same place?
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>>25678073
Yes
>That Harry Potter and dragons kid
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>>25678174
>What do you mean by sanction?

Cut your benefits / give a warning that will eventually lead to being cut off completely
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>>25678181
Yes mate. Yes I can.

I am torn because 30 quid seems like a lot but if I just promise not to order pizza again this week it is okay isn't it?
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>>25678174
>throwing cvs around
Top kek more like spend 45 minutes to apply to shitty positions ansering dumb questionaires and providing info that was already on your cv
Cvs are over anon kun
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>>25678010
That's a heck of a lot of money for fuck all food and drink
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>>25678174
Oh boy, you really have no idea do you? Sanction is where they will stop your bennies, and they will find every reason to do that too.
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>>25678235
Where do you order it from? I need to get in on this shit
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>>25678010
30 fooking quid

that's a joke, kill yourself for even considering that
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>>25678010
You could get a fucking cab there and back and still land more booze and food.
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>>25678010
Good plan lad!
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There is definitely something wrong with me, deeply, but I cover it up well enough and maintain good appearances/relations so it keeps people from figuring out what a strange individual I am.

Not in a predatory sense. I avoid illegal things and I don't have any strange fetishes. I'm just "not right". I appear correct, dress well, eat well, travel frequently, went to a top university, have an excellent job and live well but ultimately I'm I'm warped individual.

What is this? I've always known it by I've always hidden it well. You're all self diagnoses, help diagnose me.
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>>25678189
the Ian Beale impressionist gave me a top tier Kek
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>>25678298
This.

Do this famalama.
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>>25678315
You're completely normal.
Fuck off.
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>>25678235
30 quid is lunch in a Michelin star restaurant.

Think about that as Abdul wanks on your pizza and charges you up the nose for some out of date Heinekens that have been in and out of a fridge for weeks.
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>>25678315
> I appear correct, dress well, eat well, travel frequently, went to a top university, have an excellent job and live well

you are a normie. fuck off to reddit where they can help you in your existential crisis.
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>>25678262
Just-Eat mate. Pizza GoGo is my personal favourite

>>25678288
>being a jelly poorfag
>the current year

>>25678298
I actually couldn't. Taxis are expensive as fuck where I live.
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>>25678351
Why? Because I don't live with Mummy and order takeaways?
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>>25678073
link? i want to watch too
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>>25678315
>help diagnose me.

Role playing as Patrick Bateman syndrome
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>>25678364
And that pizza and beer will most likely be better than whatever wankstain they stick on a plate and charge 30 quid for in a restaurant.
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>>25678385
Oh fuck off you "waaaa there's something wrong with me in my perfect life"
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>>25678404
No it won't be. This is why you are overweight.

Ordering food is not only giving money to Muslims, it poisons you.
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>>25678385
No, it's just that you said "i look and act completely normal, I have no irregular fetishes but, guys, I am warped and crazy honest"

Also I'm not trying to say I am some warped freak, I'm easily one of the biggest normies here, just fuck off acting all special snowflake
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>>25678394
Gonna end in a few minutes. It'll probably be on 4od in 20 mins or you can watch on channel 4+1 but I don't know what stream it is.
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>>25678385
>Because I don't live with Mummy and order takeaways?

Well... yea...?
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>>25678465
I never said crazy.

>>25678418
There is, which is why I'm here.

I wouldnt be otherwise would I?
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>>25678189
He is wearing a fucking fedora.
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>>25678520
Saying "there's definitely something wrong with me, deeply" and "warped" implies crazy
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>>25678377
I know a pizza place near me that sells booze and it's not on their just-eat menu. Fucking hell. Doesn't matter though it's 10 now.
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>>25678255

Nope, never used anything like this before.

>>25678249

Do I need to provide any evidence at all that I have been looking for at least two weeks?
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Who /lowselfesteem/ here? Every time I think someone doesn't like me I instantly feel depressed and can't stop thinking about it.
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who /justwokeup/ here?
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>>25678588
I know nobody likes me so at this point idgaf.
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>>25678590
>working night shifts

I salute you sir
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>>25678569
>Do I need to provide any evidence at all that I have been looking for at least two weeks?
I don't think you understand. You do this EVERY 2 weeks. You provide proof of your job hunt every 2 weeks or you get sanctioned.
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>>25678626
>working

yeah that's what it is definitely
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answer such as my secret guacamole recipe.

>walks like a dinosaur. In a way the world saw my boss and all three of us watched the world learn.
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>>25678588
I haven't looked in the mirror for 7 years because I'm scared of what I'll see. Bet I don't even recognize myself anymore.
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A cute girl at my work asked why I'm single and I shit you fucking not, my response was 'because I prefer cartoon girls' and she just laughed and called me funny and left
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>>25678654
>waking up at 10pm to be NEET

Bottom of the barrel

>>25678715
You must be charming as fuck to pull that shit and get away with it. Bet you're handsome too, cunt.
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>>25678753
>get away with it
I don't think I did, I thought she was mocking me
>Bet you're handsome too
Nah I'm a fat fuck tbqh
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>>25678753
>waking up at 10pm to be NEET
>Bottom of the barrel

More like cream of the crop
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>>25678777
She laughed, if she'd thought you weren't joking she'd have gotten really uncomfortable, quiet and walked away mumbling an excuse.

>>25678784
No, not at all
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Clean bedding lads, one of my favourite feels.
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>>25678844
putting bedding on, one of least favourite feels
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>mfw I can legally buy acid online
The future is now
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>>25678315

Diagnosis: Normie

Recommended Treatment: Leave

Prognosis: REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25678870
It's not too bad for me as I have ape like arms for the duvet and the bed isn't squashed in a corner so the sheet is pretty easy as well.
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>>25678844

How often do you change it?

I've slept in the same bedding for two months and it wasn't a good feel by the end.
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>>25678911
about 3 weeks, I did it for christmas and covered it in blood on the first night after getting drunk, dropping a bottle and standing in the shards.
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>>25678911
I change mine once a year at most

I just cannot be fucked with it
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dickhead ting
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Got back from a gap year of travelling 2 weeks ago and it's just made me realize how shit England is
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>>25678911
>change my bedding last week
>Fall asleep with a beer in my hand
>soak the bed in beer

Now my bed stinks of stale beer but I'm not due to change the sheets again for another 3 weeks.
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>>25678947

Once a year? Doesn't that end up kind of awful during the final months?
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>>25678984
how did that get past the robot?
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>>25679022
The only thing that's shit is the weather and the overcrowding

Everything else is fine.
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>>25679028
febreze that shit lad
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>>25679022
>it's just made me realize how shit England is

That feel mate

I used to post here from Lisbon I came back to England recently and after living in Portugal I have to say this country isn't a nice place to live.
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>>25679038
I've never noticed a difference. Only time I do notice is when it's fresh and clean. 2 days and that's gone.
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>>25679022
>>25679054
How so? What better about other places?
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>>25679022
I just got back from travelling back from the west coast of the US and I welcomed coming back to England, felt just perfect mate.
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>tfw drinking Horlicks
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>>25679045
It's probably the weather but I've just had bad experiences so far, bus has been late everyday which rarely happens in other countries I visited and the amount of chavs hanging around my town. Maybe it's just problems of living up north, really want to go travelling again though, might just pie off uni and visit Japan, Korea and Australia again
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>>25679022
I want to fuck that anime
robo
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>>25679110
Oh yea, our trains are a fucking disgrace as well.

Overpriced, overcrowded pieces of shit
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>>25679054
What do you do in Lisbon? Iknow you've mentioned it before, but I have the memory of a sieve
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>>25678897
>buying acid online
mate there's a chance you're not getting acid at all. Serious question. Does it taste metallic when you take it?
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>>25679090
>What better about other places?

I liked Portugal because the people seem more responsible for themselves in a way, there is less government interferences, people are just trusted not to be dicks. There is no real social class system in Portugal, rich kids hang out with and live next too normal kids and poor kids, this means there is no chavs as people don't have the excuse of 'boohoo I was born poor so I am going to be a dick' because all of their peers will judge them for being a dick. The only divide exists between black people and white people. There are poor neighbours which are dangerous but these are African slums.

I also like how nowhere feels dangerous. I can be in Lisbon city center all hours of the morning any given day and I never feel an element of danger, even at 1 or 2am on a Friday night it is a family friendly place to be. They do not have a binge drinking culture there so you do not have a problem with angry pissheads.

Also everything stays open really late. Shops in the mall stay open until midnight even on weekdays and bars and pubs in the city stay open until 4am with bands being allowed to play until 3am. This means there is no rush to do anything. Now I am back in England I want to go buy something in town but it is already 3pm and I think 'I'll wait until tomorrow I don't want to rush' whereas in Portugal you have until midnight.

Those are the main reasons I prefer Portugal to England.


Also the weather obviously, more hot girls, very few fatties, the beach, good and cheap beer in some fantastic pubs and decriminalised drugs.
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>>25679146
I still haven't gotten over how expensive trains are in england. You go to any other country and they are so much cheaper.

Why is this not being looked at? Why the fuck does no one seem to care?
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>>25679182
I basically got tired of wageslaving in England so decided to move to Portugal on a whim and I taught private English classes mainly to kids while I was out there. I am back in England now because I've decided I want to try to save up loads of money so I can move back there permanently.
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>>25679303
What are the long term career options of teaching english abroad?
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Alright guys, I want to play a VN, I hate most of them but I enjoyed a few, cripple girls and mighty fighty ninja highschool or something, looking for something easily pirateable I just want to dunk my feels and maybe my Johnson on an anime game preferably not just some moe blob tripe or something that's 80% Johnson fuel
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>>25679324
Unteralterbach, it's free so no pirating needing, thank me later.
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>>25679302
Nothing to be done about it. Thatcher sold them, now they're monopolies so you pay what the people that own the tracks say you pay.
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>>25679324
There is that really cool one with all the meat. Although I haven't actually played it myself.
Need some recommendations too actually.
>>25679340
This too
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>>25679323
I don't know 100% desu because I did it privately. I didn't need to earn too much money so it was fine but I imagine if you were relying on it it would be a tough slog.

If you have a degree in anything at all and are a national born English speaker a lot of schools in Portugal will hire you and you can earn upward of 1000k Euros per month which is over twice the minimum wage and more than enough to live and have your own apartment.

I think other places like China and what not may be even easier to get school teaching work.
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>>25679347
>Thatcher sold them
Fooking bitch, how can people honestly like her. It's shocking how cheap they are everywhere else in the world.
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>>25679302
I had a Norwegian friend come over and he was bitching at how expensive the trains are

If a freaking Norwegian is whining about the price of something, you know it's fucked up.
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>>25679351
>really cool one with all the meat

Saya no Uta?
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>>25679445
Thats the one, thanks.
Looks like a cool setting.
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>>25679324
If you want something shonen and entry level there's always Fate/StayNight. Something very slightly less entry level is Tsukihime.

I've heard Ever17 is good. I've read the previous VN in its series, Never7. But that was a bit shit. Apparently Ever17 is much much better.
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>>25679511
I've only read a handful of VNs but I enjoyed it, it's short and has an interesting plot and characters, great music too, would recommend.
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>>25676002
we call it salmon down here in Kent
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>>25679340
I'm not interested in the german loli one, I want girls that look coot and a ron weasely esque MC best friend
>>25679445
>>25679553
I will look further into these, I've heard the lovecraft one is breddy good
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>>25678701
don't you have any mirrors in your bathroom?
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>>25679576
If you don't at least think Maja is cute you need to kill yourself. Also the game itself blows the fuck out of cripple sim and is so much more engaging and interesting, not to mention the music is god tier. You are missing out on a legit 9/10 VN.
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>>25679576
Saya No Uta is entertaining at the very least. Urobochi's writing is very polarizing though so you'll love or hate it.

It's only 5 hours long at most, so it's so short it's worth reading anyway.
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Poleaboo went into the living room for the first time today after his mother urged him to get off the computer when she was going to bed

The TV was very high, this bothered Poleaboo so he asked his sisters to turn it down
They shouted at him, told him to shutup and go away

Poleaboo repeated himself but the oldest told the other two to ignore him

He left without ever sitting down
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>>25679576
>ron weasely esque MC best friend
Weasels out, HHr forever
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I have to write a 2000 word essay by 7am tomorrow on a topic I know almost nothing about.
Is it possible lads?
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>>25679669
Download the wikipedia article and put all the words through a theasaurus
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>>25679669
I would say no, give up now.
On the other hand I'm not very good at writing so your mileage may vary.
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>>25679022

That feel.

I've been in the US for a year but I will be returning to England by February and I am already thinking of ways to permanently move away from the country.

How can I ever go back to living on that horrible island?
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>>25679649
Only one thing to do lad, piss in the milk/ribena
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>>25679649
I think most families are like this, I know mine is. watching the gogglebox, nothing else matters.
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>>25679715
Claim asylum in the US
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>>25679609
>>25679628
DL'ing as I type, also goodled best VN and #1 is : GRISAIA NO KAJITSU: LE FRUIT DE LA GRISAIA
Maybe that would be better?
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>>25679782
Honesty doesn't bother Poleaboo, it's deceitfulness, hidden intentions and secret disgust/disdain that Poleaboo hates
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>>25679715
>he doesn't have an American passport and citizenship

lol damn bro
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>>25679715
Dogs: 1
Muslims: 0
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>>25679845
I do but I don't really care, I don't see how moving would make me hate myself less
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Lads, all memese aside i have literally reached Cozy Nirvana.

I bought a slanket and put it on and i had the heating onm after like 10 minutes i rolled into bed and fell asleep watching retro game flea market haul videos and napped for 3 hours.

Im weeping because i don't think ill ever be that cozy again.
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>>25679843
My mate played Grisaia, he said he enjoyed it while playing it but looking back on it he thought it was garbage.

If you want a dating sim with suffering I think that fits the bill though.
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Poleaboo is selling Witcher 3, he finished it a while ago

Doing the game again on the highest difficulty proved too much of a challenge for him

He is considering what game to purchase next
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>>25679903
>retro game flea market haul videos
English lad
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>>25677188
He was just humouring the alkie, to make sure you didn't cause any trouble.
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>>25679845

I've been trying to find a qt to marry tbph

>>25679813

I don't think I can do that m8
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>>25679945
You kind of make me want to kill myself.
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>>25678122
Just make shit up, you don't actually have to apply for jobs, just write down the job references and how they want you to apply. Job Centre can't ask the companies if you really applied due to Data Protection rules.
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Put on Facebook a status about how Bobby Shmurda has contributed more to music than David Bowie and I feel like all the normies I know will get mad, a cute girl liked it tho so that's cool
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I think this may be the first time someone has asked a question in britfeel that only britfags are qualified to answer: how or where can I book a train that takes me from somewhere outside London to an underground station in zone 2? Can I do that all on one ticket?

I can't into trains
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>6 weeks to collect my shit from the cop shop
>3 weeks have passed
>no indication when solicitor will collect it
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>>25679028
dunny worry lad. before i quit drinking i spilled everything on my duvet and soaked it to the mattress many times. beer and wine are the worse and tend to smell for a good 3 weeks or so, but it eventually wears off - just savor the smell for a bit lad
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>>25675769
Thanks buddy
Is girls for m the only good femdom manga?
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>>25680147

>Where can I book a train that takes me from somewhere outside London to an underground station in zone 2? Can I do that all on one ticket?

Look up local train station online, order tickets by punching in your destination. Set it to a return ticket around whatever time you want to travel home.

I think the london underground has tickets that are like full day riders, but navigating the tube is your own problem.
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>>25680253
>act surprised when legal aid solicitor isn't doing you favours for free

Did they drop the charges?
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>>25680305

Thanks anon. Actually it turns out not all of the underground stations show up on NationalRail, though.

Fuck, if I'd known I needed a PhD to book a train I wouldn't have tried to go outside, this enterprise was doomed from the start.
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>>25680147
Find a zone 2 station which connects to National Rail and buy it off their website, like Kentish Town, Finsbury Park or Highbury & Islington and get a train to one of them. There's probably dozens of them.
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>>25680317
No but the fiscal hasn't set a court date yet either, think they'll wait out the full year
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>>25680346
still banned from t'internet?
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>>25680361
Yeah

The law is a joke, what if Poleaboo isn't brought to court? They banned him from the internet for a year for nothing
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>>25680338

>Actually it turns out not all of the underground stations show up on NationalRail, though.

Yeah, in that case, pick a well known station like paddington and get onto the tube system whatever way you can.

I'm sure there are more effective or cheaper ways once you become seasoned with the routes, but this is how my brain works when navigating trains.
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>>25680401
Remember that contactless cards cost-cap now o you don't even need an oyster card
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>>25680147
Yes.

It may be worthwhile buying a ticket to a major London station that you will initially arrive in (ie kings cross or Victoria) and then buying a zone 1-3 travel card there.

If you are coming into London from anywhere further than a London airport, buy your ticket in advance at the national rail website.
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>come back to britbong from abroad
FUCK THIS COUNTRY
ITS SO DEPRESSING
ARGHHHH
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>>25680303
It's an anthology series, it's popular so attracts talent and it's mostly real femdom

You can find a few solo one-shots but not many recent ones

>>25680095
How so?
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>>25679022

That fucking feel man.

Don't get me wrong there are things I like about this place, and my family are here, but I want to get out before too long. There really isn't a lot left here for people like us. Housing and transport costs alone are embarrassing compared to other countries.
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>>25680340
>>25680425

Thanks anons, I think I am gradually arriving at a solution, I will be sure to post when it inevitably goes wrong and I end up in Glasgow.
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who here /learning web design/
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>>25679022
WELL FUCK BACK OFF THEN

>>25679715
DON'T COME BACK, FUCK OFF TO ANY OF THE OTHER THREADS TOO WHILE YOUR AT IT
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>>25680734
Looks like a website I would go to desu
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>>25680601
Yes you can - it's called a "through" ticket. Though I've actually done it myself due to oyster.

If you have a contactless card you can use that on the underground too. might be easier.

http://www.nationalrail.co.uk/times_fares/ticket_types/46587.aspx
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Nearly midnight
Exam tomorrow so I gotta be up at 7
Haven't showered, watched TV or done my.weights yet.

Wtf, where does the time go?
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>>25680734
Already learnt it years ago lad
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>>25681071

post site
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>>25680734

10/10 would use as homepage
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>>25681096
would mean doxing myself, I've been working in the industry a while
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Think people see me as an idiot to be honest
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>2nd year of BSc Psych
>gradually enjoying it less and less
>questionable job prospects
what do
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>>25681285
Pic relation is valid
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>>25681285
90% of people doing degrees feel this desu.

It just gets really hard, having graduated there's no way I'd go back to uni. Most stressful shit ever.
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>>25681285
KSFB
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Poleaboo is nice and snug under his covers in his bed and on his tablet
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>make cereal and toast
>not many shreddies left so have some shredded wheat on top
>eat toast and forget about cereal on the side
>1 hour later and the shreddies have took up all the milk and left with 2 dry shreded wheat
>my face when
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Living off of potatoes desu
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>>25681442
>make cereal
>go to sleep
>wake up
>mfw past me made future me breakfast in bed
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>tfw looking around on ancient chans from over a decade ago
Creepy, melancholic , depressing feels

>>25681442
Shite ceral desu senpai
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>>25681354
i like how people look differently at it all.
some people say that after getting into the workplace they really miss uni. usually those people went to rather mediocre unis, i've noticed.

i'm in my 3rd year at a pretty fucking good uni, and i can't wait to graduate and get the fuck out. i just go to class all day, study intermittently in the evening and just read/browse 4chan when i feel like it. it's fucking depressing. it's even worse considering i live at home.
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>>25681658
I've got bad news for you, you're not getting a job

Employers don't care what uni you went to
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>>25681658

I miss studying and going to lectures but I don't miss the 'student experience' shit.
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>>25681649
Where can I look at really old threads?
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>>25681658
The people who really enjoyed uni are the #lad cunts who spent every other night out on the lash.

I'm much happier now I've graduated and got an actual job.
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>>25681693
>Employers don't care what uni you went to

It depends on the industry. It still counts towards something in law and banking, but for most roles they aren't that bothered. It doesn't matter if your uni was really prestigious or not, if you have no experience and the charisma of a damp rag, they aren't interested.
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>>25681658

To me it makes no sense.

You should go to uni because you're using it to get into a field that interests you.

If you hate studying the material then what does that say about how valuable that degree actually is to getting you employed?
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>>25681756
In most industries all they care about is how well you'll fit into the group. I do STEM work and I've seen people with BSc's hired over people with PhDs because the job isn't that demanding and the people with PhDs were usually autists.
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>>25681693
being this pessimistic will get me, or you, nowhere in life. i'm aware that uni prestige never equates with a successful and happy career, but you're just being a bitter cunt by insinuating i might as well drop out at the slightest hint of an obstacle and jump off at the cliffs in dover.
>>25681708
i don't like the lectures at all, half of my professors have thick foreign accents and act like spastics, just scribbling incessentaly on the board. 70% of my classmates are asian. the only times i'm happy nowadays is when i'm working out or meeting up with friends once a month who go to shit unis and are happy with their lives.
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>>25681658
UNIFAGGOTS OUT
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>>25681989
tripfags out
take your trip off you pathetic attempt at a human meme
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>>25681712
http://www.intern3ts.com
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>>25682032
I forgot how /b/ used to actually be random rather than just the same general threads
Almost as [s4s] is today with less memes 2bh
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/Slowfeel/ 2bh
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Our model wears a size Medium and is 189cm/6'2.5" tall

So should I buy a small?
I can't imagine being 6 foot and fitting into a small.
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>>25682555
Always check chest size buddy
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Lads, I've got a headache. It's always been in the same place, all my life: on the right side above the eye. Sometimes, I don't know when I need water until it's too late.
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>>25682709
That's just a migraine you fucking pussy.
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>>25682548
It's because the normies have work tonorrow lad
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>slowly lost more and more friends over the past year and a half
>closest friend bailed on cigar night on Wednesday with no explanation (as in not even to cancel)
>only about 3 people I can call friends
>they've been a group for years now and I always feel like "the new guy"
> one of them I started crushing on about a year ago and she now has a bf
>started back at uni today, no interest anymore

Shitty night lads. Trying to meditate to Colin Hay but the impending 9am lecture is ruining my chill.
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>>25678844
>Getting into a fresh bed after taking a bath

The best.
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Is Firefighter a good job? I can run pretty well and I'm friendless enough to find the time.
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>>25677028
Who are these cock cream captivators?
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>>25682934
No all they do is whine and go on strike.
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>>25682934
>Risking your life for normies
nah m8
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>>25674937
why aren't there any good british political parties. conservatives are shit, ukip are conservatives just with anti-immigrant policies and retarded members, labour are cucks, snp are scottish cucks, lib dems don't exsist anymore and greens are a joke.
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>>25683110
Define 'good'.

originality
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>>25683253
to be desired or approved of
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>>25682760
you got to try really hard and fully break into that friendship group but not seem like you're trying too hard, we'll make it bruh
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>Tfw only one testicle
Havent jacked off since I lost it 2bh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtZRuspbCp4
>tfw you will never feel the joy of this man as he destroys that nest
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Really fancy a can of Doctor Pepper.

Not bought one for years, but I think i might go and get one tomorrow.
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>>25683626
how did you lose it mate?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdtfWh9aO20
Look at the hornets struggle, why am I watching flying insect videos?
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>>25683866
dont just stand there man do something
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>>25683973
oh he did, cruel as fuck to just let them suffer like that. makes my blood fucking boil. should've stamped on them or something.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DobxqhczJyQ
look at this guy with a ball of bees what a mad man
>>25683999
not sure of the size but they were pretty big I'd be pretty scared 2bh
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>interviewing for a job at a bar tomorrow
>manger might be east asian like me(he speaks the language to me and brought up where I was born, though has a middle eastern/indian accent I dunno), so I can probably get in through reverse racism
>I'll have to fucking walk home for an hour since manchester to salford buses are down past midnight, 4.4 kilometers, probably gonna get ganged up by chavs or slavs
>or I can just get an uber for 10 minutes and pay 8quid a night


I dunno bros, seems painful.

Then again if I can ask for 8-9quid an hour plus tips and free food I can probably be alright and manage to save 500quid a month after all expenses/leisure and pool up reserves for downpayment to move to a flat in the city centre.

Fuck why did I fucking think living in a nice home in salford for 350quid is better than living in a shitty place in the city centre for 450, commuting is hell, and the expenses negate any advantages.
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>>25683723
Testicular torsion
>woke up at 3am few months ago
>nut was a bit sore
>Fuck it, went back to sleep
>woke up at 8 in the morning
>extreme pain in my balls up to my chest
>shit
>right ball swollen to about the size of a golf ball
>straight in the car to a&e
>had to stand in the waiting room because of pain
>eventually seen and admitted in right away
>operated on within the next two hours
>woke up with one nut

Life is miserable
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>>25684054
buy a bike
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>>25684361

nigga im so clumsy I can't even ride one without risking an accident.
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>>25684329
are they going to give you an implant?
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>>25684054
Im going for an interview tomorrow for a bar in york, i love pretty close but i have another interview for a bar in leeds on sunday. Praying i get the job here desu, i feel your pain
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>>25684603
Good luck with the interviews anon!
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GOODNIGHT GUYS

SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW
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>>25684780
my sleeping pattern is fucked lol
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Eating an apple and just swallowed a seed. Am I going to die and if so how soon?
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>>25684329
>tfw had intense pain in one testicle, could feel it pulsing
>went back to bed and it was gone
was sweating all day praying for my righty
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>>25684867
tree will grow out belly booton rip in trees
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>>25685008
In a way it'll mean I've fathered something, this is ok.
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>>25684812
MINE TOO

I'M TRYING TO FIX IT

>>25684867
WHEN EVER THE TREE GROWS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

YOU COULD SMOKE SOME CIGARETTES THE SMOKE WILL SUFFOCATE THE BACTERIA IN YOUR STOMACH
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>page 10

Don't tell me I'm alone
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>>25686112
you arent, im just being a super depressed shitter who doesnt want to talk because im a faggot who needs to die
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didnt buy any food for dinner because I came on my leg and couldnt be fucked to have a shower or go outside where normies would judge me for smelling of cum
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>>25686403
doubt they'd have been able to smell it mate unless you wore shorts
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>>25686507
yeah but they might have and I couldnt deal with that
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4am feels and I'm pretty sad 2bh, noo reason why just depression I guess
I hope everything will be alright one day soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cK_AIpmejs
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>>25686795
Feeling pretty shitty too anon
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