I made you a better one to have luls with
-op image guy
I didn't realise until now but this is all I've ever wanted.
I made a word cloud of the thread before last, looks absolutely normal to me.
Haha, of course.
People were deliberately spamming stuff to distort the word cloud.
Sounds beautiful. Meanwhile I'm having rice and tomato sauce :(
Some of you people here that post regularly on the britfeel thread may recall an incident I reported here one night that involved a dog that had eaten my radishes and raped my entire vegetable patch in the gardn. Premesis that the said dog had no right to intrude on. The dog is dead now and if you recall my plan I executed it perfectly I no longer have to worry about the issue.
>tfw you sit down after a shitty day at work
Working when you're ill sucks.
>tfw spent about 100bong on vaping shit this month
More addictive than cigs 2bh
I spent 70 quid last month and was about to put an order in for 100 quid worth of shit the other day but then I was like no this is fucking ridiculous I just need to quit. So I decided to quit for awhile but I was in Tesco buying beers the other day and ended up buying 2 e cigs for 12 bong because I knew I'd crave it when drinking.
Right, fuck it I'm going to go and have some more sex tonight
But he's/you're quitting so either you already have another job lined up or are becoming voluntarily NEET, neither of which needs a reference.
Some places have different rules, I need to give 1 week/year of working there.
can OP image guy stick falling bloke and this guy in the new image?
mummy's cooking steak but she says she would rather overcook them than undercook them
Poleaboos official list of decent femdom manga translated in the last 9 months
>Little Brother, You Are My Ottoman (Girls forM Vol. 09) [English]
>Thoroughbred (Girls forM Vol. 09) [English] =Lake=
>M-Fragment (Girls forM Vol. 07) [English] =LWB=
>Why, why, why did I steal them?! (Girls forM Vol. 09) [English] =LWB=
>Shukusei Mattress (Girls forM Vol. 10) [English] [CGrascal]
>Bully switching (Girls forM Vol. 05) [English]
>tfw agency haven't got back to me
>tfw not going to JC tomorrow because technically have a job (plus I forgot what time I need to be there)
>tfw not canceling my JSA because haven't worked yet
>tfw stuck in limbo between working and neeting with fear of sanction/getting fired from a place I haven't even worked yet
No however I do get the impression that they are less friendly with me now and possibly suspect my doings but whats done is done and it was an unfortunate means to an end. When i stand in my garden and watch them when they have a get together in their back room I can see stragith through the patio doors and they often come out and ask if im ok or what I want then go back and close the blinds when i dont say anything.
>last week at work
>overtime available for this week
>told them I didn't want it
>only supposed to be working 3 days
>look at overtime book
>nobody down to work those 3 OT days
>only me available to do it
>pretty much have to do it
Pissed off desu. Gonna try and get some more money out of them as they really can't afford to have me not work so they'd be willing to pay it.
>did poleaboo find his memory stick yet?
No, realised it was missing a few days ago
>or tell us why he thinks he might get snatched again?
because it's not where I thought it was, turned the room upside down looking for it
>tfw you don't need drugs because the love of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ is all you need
Try it some time anon.
Would you lick her clean if it meant you could buttfuck her after?
Poleaboo recommends mame, best in the game but hasn't released anything in a while, think he's quit or moved onto more mainstream stuff
Licking her clean is a reward in of itself
Girls for M is alright without him
One more knock probably
Whether it be another arrest, the uni not letting him back or some other justice
Though he spends most of his time thinking about solo urban guerrilla warfare
>a bunch of britfeel guys sodomising one tied up girl
>then cleaning her up before shafting her again
Look up basic guides for Personal Finance/Financial Independence/Early Retirement type stuff and see if anything catches your eye.
If not just spend some of it on whatever and keep doing what you're doing.
>implying he could ever get his hands on a gun
Could grab a few addressed, stalk them a while, break in at night with a crowbar, kill them in their sleep and burn the place down removing all DNA evidence
or the same thing but gain entry via pretending to be a delivery man when only 1 person is home and then knocking them off 1 by 1 as they arrive back home
Whatever you say you retard. The same person who pisses himself while at a job.
Mate you're too incompetent to even work at McDonalds let alone be a serial killer. If you got as far as breaking in you'd probably bee to beta to do anything and get your ass handed to you.
I'm thirsty lads but too late, cold and wet to walk to Tesco and mummy won't give me a lift so thinking about ordering some booze in but it means I would have to order pizza too
What do you think lads?
My sister is going out with some British giga-chad and despite all my attempts I cant bring myself to dislike him as he's actually clever and I enjoy being in his company in a natural way.
Think this is a turning point.
It's your job to find a job. They will give you a work booklet where you need to fill out all the jobs you've applied to in the past 2 weeks. If you don't do enough, they will sanction you.
As for help, they'll send you on work programs where you volunteer. And eventually skills days where you sit around listening to some guy talk about a CV.
Most of the time, it's all up to you to find the job.
Its a drink flat coke and get used to my ssris kind of night, taking tomorow off college since im too nervous to go out, nothing left in the kitchen but maryland cookies and i dont even like them that much
>throwing cvs around
Top kek more like spend 45 minutes to apply to shitty positions ansering dumb questionaires and providing info that was already on your cv
Cvs are over anon kun
There is definitely something wrong with me, deeply, but I cover it up well enough and maintain good appearances/relations so it keeps people from figuring out what a strange individual I am.
Not in a predatory sense. I avoid illegal things and I don't have any strange fetishes. I'm just "not right". I appear correct, dress well, eat well, travel frequently, went to a top university, have an excellent job and live well but ultimately I'm I'm warped individual.
What is this? I've always known it by I've always hidden it well. You're all self diagnoses, help diagnose me.
30 quid is lunch in a Michelin star restaurant.
Think about that as Abdul wanks on your pizza and charges you up the nose for some out of date Heinekens that have been in and out of a fridge for weeks.
> I appear correct, dress well, eat well, travel frequently, went to a top university, have an excellent job and live well
you are a normie. fuck off to reddit where they can help you in your existential crisis.
>help diagnose me.
Role playing as Patrick Bateman syndrome
Oh fuck off you "waaaa there's something wrong with me in my perfect life"
No, it's just that you said "i look and act completely normal, I have no irregular fetishes but, guys, I am warped and crazy honest"
Also I'm not trying to say I am some warped freak, I'm easily one of the biggest normies here, just fuck off acting all special snowflake
>Because I don't live with Mummy and order takeaways?
Who /lowselfesteem/ here? Every time I think someone doesn't like me I instantly feel depressed and can't stop thinking about it.
>Do I need to provide any evidence at all that I have been looking for at least two weeks?
I don't think you understand. You do this EVERY 2 weeks. You provide proof of your job hunt every 2 weeks or you get sanctioned.
yeah that's what it is definitely
answer such as my secret guacamole recipe.
>walks like a dinosaur. In a way the world saw my boss and all three of us watched the world learn.
>mfw I can legally buy acid online
The future is now
Got back from a gap year of travelling 2 weeks ago and it's just made me realize how shit England is
>change my bedding last week
>Fall asleep with a beer in my hand
>soak the bed in beer
Now my bed stinks of stale beer but I'm not due to change the sheets again for another 3 weeks.
>it's just made me realize how shit England is
That feel mate
I used to post here from Lisbon I came back to England recently and after living in Portugal I have to say this country isn't a nice place to live.
It's probably the weather but I've just had bad experiences so far, bus has been late everyday which rarely happens in other countries I visited and the amount of chavs hanging around my town. Maybe it's just problems of living up north, really want to go travelling again though, might just pie off uni and visit Japan, Korea and Australia again
>What better about other places?
I liked Portugal because the people seem more responsible for themselves in a way, there is less government interferences, people are just trusted not to be dicks. There is no real social class system in Portugal, rich kids hang out with and live next too normal kids and poor kids, this means there is no chavs as people don't have the excuse of 'boohoo I was born poor so I am going to be a dick' because all of their peers will judge them for being a dick. The only divide exists between black people and white people. There are poor neighbours which are dangerous but these are African slums.
I also like how nowhere feels dangerous. I can be in Lisbon city center all hours of the morning any given day and I never feel an element of danger, even at 1 or 2am on a Friday night it is a family friendly place to be. They do not have a binge drinking culture there so you do not have a problem with angry pissheads.
Also everything stays open really late. Shops in the mall stay open until midnight even on weekdays and bars and pubs in the city stay open until 4am with bands being allowed to play until 3am. This means there is no rush to do anything. Now I am back in England I want to go buy something in town but it is already 3pm and I think 'I'll wait until tomorrow I don't want to rush' whereas in Portugal you have until midnight.
Those are the main reasons I prefer Portugal to England.
Also the weather obviously, more hot girls, very few fatties, the beach, good and cheap beer in some fantastic pubs and decriminalised drugs.
I still haven't gotten over how expensive trains are in england. You go to any other country and they are so much cheaper.
Why is this not being looked at? Why the fuck does no one seem to care?
I basically got tired of wageslaving in England so decided to move to Portugal on a whim and I taught private English classes mainly to kids while I was out there. I am back in England now because I've decided I want to try to save up loads of money so I can move back there permanently.
Alright guys, I want to play a VN, I hate most of them but I enjoyed a few, cripple girls and mighty fighty ninja highschool or something, looking for something easily pirateable I just want to dunk my feels and maybe my Johnson on an anime game preferably not just some moe blob tripe or something that's 80% Johnson fuel
I don't know 100% desu because I did it privately. I didn't need to earn too much money so it was fine but I imagine if you were relying on it it would be a tough slog.
If you have a degree in anything at all and are a national born English speaker a lot of schools in Portugal will hire you and you can earn upward of 1000k Euros per month which is over twice the minimum wage and more than enough to live and have your own apartment.
I think other places like China and what not may be even easier to get school teaching work.
If you want something shonen and entry level there's always Fate/StayNight. Something very slightly less entry level is Tsukihime.
I've heard Ever17 is good. I've read the previous VN in its series, Never7. But that was a bit shit. Apparently Ever17 is much much better.
I'm not interested in the german loli one, I want girls that look coot and a ron weasely esque MC best friend
I will look further into these, I've heard the lovecraft one is breddy good
If you don't at least think Maja is cute you need to kill yourself. Also the game itself blows the fuck out of cripple sim and is so much more engaging and interesting, not to mention the music is god tier. You are missing out on a legit 9/10 VN.
Saya No Uta is entertaining at the very least. Urobochi's writing is very polarizing though so you'll love or hate it.
It's only 5 hours long at most, so it's so short it's worth reading anyway.
Poleaboo went into the living room for the first time today after his mother urged him to get off the computer when she was going to bed
The TV was very high, this bothered Poleaboo so he asked his sisters to turn it down
They shouted at him, told him to shutup and go away
Poleaboo repeated himself but the oldest told the other two to ignore him
He left without ever sitting down
I've been in the US for a year but I will be returning to England by February and I am already thinking of ways to permanently move away from the country.
How can I ever go back to living on that horrible island?
Lads, all memese aside i have literally reached Cozy Nirvana.
I bought a slanket and put it on and i had the heating onm after like 10 minutes i rolled into bed and fell asleep watching retro game flea market haul videos and napped for 3 hours.
Im weeping because i don't think ill ever be that cozy again.
My mate played Grisaia, he said he enjoyed it while playing it but looking back on it he thought it was garbage.
If you want a dating sim with suffering I think that fits the bill though.
Just make shit up, you don't actually have to apply for jobs, just write down the job references and how they want you to apply. Job Centre can't ask the companies if you really applied due to Data Protection rules.
Put on Facebook a status about how Bobby Shmurda has contributed more to music than David Bowie and I feel like all the normies I know will get mad, a cute girl liked it tho so that's cool
I think this may be the first time someone has asked a question in britfeel that only britfags are qualified to answer: how or where can I book a train that takes me from somewhere outside London to an underground station in zone 2? Can I do that all on one ticket?
I can't into trains
dunny worry lad. before i quit drinking i spilled everything on my duvet and soaked it to the mattress many times. beer and wine are the worse and tend to smell for a good 3 weeks or so, but it eventually wears off - just savor the smell for a bit lad
>Where can I book a train that takes me from somewhere outside London to an underground station in zone 2? Can I do that all on one ticket?
Look up local train station online, order tickets by punching in your destination. Set it to a return ticket around whatever time you want to travel home.
I think the london underground has tickets that are like full day riders, but navigating the tube is your own problem.
Thanks anon. Actually it turns out not all of the underground stations show up on NationalRail, though.
Fuck, if I'd known I needed a PhD to book a train I wouldn't have tried to go outside, this enterprise was doomed from the start.
Find a zone 2 station which connects to National Rail and buy it off their website, like Kentish Town, Finsbury Park or Highbury & Islington and get a train to one of them. There's probably dozens of them.
>Actually it turns out not all of the underground stations show up on NationalRail, though.
Yeah, in that case, pick a well known station like paddington and get onto the tube system whatever way you can.
I'm sure there are more effective or cheaper ways once you become seasoned with the routes, but this is how my brain works when navigating trains.
It may be worthwhile buying a ticket to a major London station that you will initially arrive in (ie kings cross or Victoria) and then buying a zone 1-3 travel card there.
If you are coming into London from anywhere further than a London airport, buy your ticket in advance at the national rail website.
That fucking feel man.
Don't get me wrong there are things I like about this place, and my family are here, but I want to get out before too long. There really isn't a lot left here for people like us. Housing and transport costs alone are embarrassing compared to other countries.
Yes you can - it's called a "through" ticket. Though I've actually done it myself due to oyster.
If you have a contactless card you can use that on the underground too. might be easier.
>make cereal and toast
>not many shreddies left so have some shredded wheat on top
>eat toast and forget about cereal on the side
>1 hour later and the shreddies have took up all the milk and left with 2 dry shreded wheat
>my face when
>go to sleep
>mfw past me made future me breakfast in bed
i like how people look differently at it all.
some people say that after getting into the workplace they really miss uni. usually those people went to rather mediocre unis, i've noticed.
i'm in my 3rd year at a pretty fucking good uni, and i can't wait to graduate and get the fuck out. i just go to class all day, study intermittently in the evening and just read/browse 4chan when i feel like it. it's fucking depressing. it's even worse considering i live at home.
>Employers don't care what uni you went to
It depends on the industry. It still counts towards something in law and banking, but for most roles they aren't that bothered. It doesn't matter if your uni was really prestigious or not, if you have no experience and the charisma of a damp rag, they aren't interested.
To me it makes no sense.
You should go to uni because you're using it to get into a field that interests you.
If you hate studying the material then what does that say about how valuable that degree actually is to getting you employed?
In most industries all they care about is how well you'll fit into the group. I do STEM work and I've seen people with BSc's hired over people with PhDs because the job isn't that demanding and the people with PhDs were usually autists.
being this pessimistic will get me, or you, nowhere in life. i'm aware that uni prestige never equates with a successful and happy career, but you're just being a bitter cunt by insinuating i might as well drop out at the slightest hint of an obstacle and jump off at the cliffs in dover.
i don't like the lectures at all, half of my professors have thick foreign accents and act like spastics, just scribbling incessentaly on the board. 70% of my classmates are asian. the only times i'm happy nowadays is when i'm working out or meeting up with friends once a month who go to shit unis and are happy with their lives.
Lads, I've got a headache. It's always been in the same place, all my life: on the right side above the eye. Sometimes, I don't know when I need water until it's too late.
>slowly lost more and more friends over the past year and a half
>closest friend bailed on cigar night on Wednesday with no explanation (as in not even to cancel)
>only about 3 people I can call friends
>they've been a group for years now and I always feel like "the new guy"
> one of them I started crushing on about a year ago and she now has a bf
>started back at uni today, no interest anymore
Shitty night lads. Trying to meditate to Colin Hay but the impending 9am lecture is ruining my chill.
>Getting into a fresh bed after taking a bath
why aren't there any good british political parties. conservatives are shit, ukip are conservatives just with anti-immigrant policies and retarded members, labour are cucks, snp are scottish cucks, lib dems don't exsist anymore and greens are a joke.
>Tfw only one testicle
Havent jacked off since I lost it 2bh
>interviewing for a job at a bar tomorrow
>manger might be east asian like me(he speaks the language to me and brought up where I was born, though has a middle eastern/indian accent I dunno), so I can probably get in through reverse racism
>I'll have to fucking walk home for an hour since manchester to salford buses are down past midnight, 4.4 kilometers, probably gonna get ganged up by chavs or slavs
>or I can just get an uber for 10 minutes and pay 8quid a night
I dunno bros, seems painful.
Then again if I can ask for 8-9quid an hour plus tips and free food I can probably be alright and manage to save 500quid a month after all expenses/leisure and pool up reserves for downpayment to move to a flat in the city centre.
Fuck why did I fucking think living in a nice home in salford for 350quid is better than living in a shitty place in the city centre for 450, commuting is hell, and the expenses negate any advantages.
>woke up at 3am few months ago
>nut was a bit sore
>Fuck it, went back to sleep
>woke up at 8 in the morning
>extreme pain in my balls up to my chest
>right ball swollen to about the size of a golf ball
>straight in the car to a&e
>had to stand in the waiting room because of pain
>eventually seen and admitted in right away
>operated on within the next two hours
>woke up with one nut
Life is miserable
Im going for an interview tomorrow for a bar in york, i love pretty close but i have another interview for a bar in leeds on sunday. Praying i get the job here desu, i feel your pain
Eating an apple and just swallowed a seed. Am I going to die and if so how soon?
4am feels and I'm pretty sad 2bh, noo reason why just depression I guess
I hope everything will be alright one day soon