>Went to cougar bar
>trying to increase my confidence level and try my hand at some hot milfs.
>manage to dance with 5 different women (at one point, I was dancing with three women at a time).
>They just say "thank you" after each song.
What do I have to do (that's physically possible) to get their interest?
One of them said, "I'm too old for you" while we were dancing.
The other one who I was hitting on said, "I'm over 50. I'm old enough to be your mommy."
cougars seeking young guys is a meme ;_;
Is this seriously it? I haven't been able to post on /adv/ for a long time on my computer even though every other board works fine and could never figure out why, especially because it seemingly stopped letting me post out of nowhere.
>manage to dance
How? How the fuck do you dance at a bar/club?
What the fuck do you even do with your body?
I would find dancing at a Ball less stressful, at least I have some idea of what to do
>be me, 22
>go to wine bar
>robot as fuck, but falling for /fit/ meme for ~3 years at this point
>spaghetti and drink cheap white wine
>drunk, not sure what happens
>wake up in strange room w/ ~50yo
>fuck her in the morning
>panic GTG, taxi home
>never text back