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>Went to cougar bar
>trying to increase my confidence level and try my hand at some hot milfs.
>manage to dance with 5 different women (at one point, I was dancing with three women at a time).
>They just say "thank you" after each song.
What do I have to do (that's physically possible) to get their interest?
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bump bumop bumpo
;_;
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ask them out dingus
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>>25636980
One of them said, "I'm too old for you" while we were dancing.
The other one who I was hitting on said, "I'm over 50. I'm old enough to be your mommy."
cougars seeking young guys is a meme ;_;
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>>25637030
Mostly yes.
Go for the ones with personality disorders. The ones that think they're 17 and thus want to hook up with young guys.
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>>25636601
>went to a bar
fuck off normal
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>>25637030
the "im too old for you" is a shit test familia, if you aren't physically attractive enough to get the attention of a 40 year old woman you are wasting your time
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>>25636601
Be wealthy and powerful. At that age, that is what they want.
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>>25637064
Thanks for the input, i guess.
>25637080
I'm not attractive, I think. Since women don't walk up to me and start talking.
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>>25636601
>What do I have to do (that's physically possible) to get their interest?
Post your advice threads on >>>/adv/
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>>25637199
posted.
But I'd like to get some anons who have experience seducing cougars.
I know they're here.
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>>25637199
Why does that board never load for me? Like, literally, not once have I been able to go there.
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>>25637772
Disable your adblock for that board.
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>>25637787
Is this seriously it? I haven't been able to post on /adv/ for a long time on my computer even though every other board works fine and could never figure out why, especially because it seemingly stopped letting me post out of nowhere.
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>manage to dance
How? How the fuck do you dance at a bar/club?
What the fuck do you even do with your body?
I would find dancing at a Ball less stressful, at least I have some idea of what to do
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>>25638280
It's a bar, but people go there to dance.
They play fast paced music.
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>>25636601
fucking talk to them, get to know them
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>>25636601
also are cougar bars a thing?? like how do you find them
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>>25636601
>be me, 22
>go to wine bar
>robot as fuck, but falling for /fit/ meme for ~3 years at this point
>spaghetti and drink cheap white wine
>drunk, not sure what happens
>wake up in strange room w/ ~50yo
>fuck her in the morning
>panic GTG, taxi home
>never text back
>mfw
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>>25636601
Sorry anon, this is normie as fuck.
>gl btw
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