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/r9k/ is literally normie-tier
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What the fuck happened?

Have all the actual robots went away and now I have to have discussions with faux-robots who have swell lives and just pretend and come here to gloat?
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>>25622552
/r9k/ was never your autistic safespace, newfag.
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There is no saving this board, my fellow robot, I only come here out of habit. Get out and browse other boards, but don't come here. This place is a rotting carcass of what it once was
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>>25622552
Well I'm here too, but how do I know you're not just another normalfag who wants to complain about his multiple ex's and how his job doesn't pay as well as he'd like
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>>25622603
>/r9k/ was never your autistic safespace, newfag.

It certainly never was a place for normie Chads and Stacies to come and satisfy their fucking narcissistic egos asshole.
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>>25622552

>that feel when you thought /r9k/ was for generally depressed people
>That feel when you share your that feel when and everyone calls you a normalfag just because you have a girlfriend and a job

This shouldn't be a competition! We should try to love and support our fellow robots. (Robots being anyone who is having trouble in life)
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>>25622714
>self-described "robots"
>not the biggest narcissists on /r9k/
where are theses Chads and Staceys anyway? I see more people whining about them on this board then actually seeing them.
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just found new places to farm that fresh pasta from

http://wiesnerx0042.blogspot.ca/2015/09/my-son-is-saying-that-he-is-dog-help.html
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>>25622603
>LOL IT'S NOT YOUR SAFESPACE IT'S OUR SAFESPACE
YOUR NEW SAFESPACE?
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>>25622552
One thing I've noticed is that on other boards, if you say something remotely sad, jaded, depressing, or even autistic, people tell you to go to /r9k/

That's how I found this board, anyhow
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>>25622774
Yeah that's because you're one of them.

Fuck off normie.
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>>25622714
>normie Chads and Stacies to come and satisfy their fucking narcissistic egos asshole.
>ITT: someone said something I don't like, and now I'm butthurt and looking for a boogeyman to blame.

I remember you; you're the angry faggot (>>25621342) who got mad when someone told you that looks don't override everything else.

You're the only person here using "swell"

also, pls go.
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>>25622603
Neither is it yours, you fucking /b/ shits
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>>25622755
Well now that your misunderstanding has been cleared up can you kindly fuck off?
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>>25622827
>normie
even if I were a "normie", that would be such a fucking non-insult
>Y-YEAH? WELL I BET YOU'RE NORMAL.
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>>25622872
Quite the smug face you have
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>>25622842
Fuck off normie.

Go gloat somewhere else.
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>>25622872
not all exclusionary concepts have to be insulting
now go fucking anywhere else
leave
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>>25622977
yooouuuuu caaaaaaaant maaaaaakeeee meeeeeeee :3
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its because it is now 'cool' to be a NEET. thats why their are so many normie here now
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>>25622977
>leave
no
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>>25622552

Normalfags are the worst thing that ever happened to the internet, and life itself. Everything is a "scene" to them. Everything is phony. An opportunity to reinforce their egos and make them feel more unique and special. Even if they don't really have anything in common with a community, they'll force themselves in, pretend they're just like you, and turn everything into a disgusting "tolerant" hivemind just so they can say "XDDD I have social anxiety, just because I have a gf and a successful career and social life doesn't mean I'm any different than you. Everyone is equal/the same; it's all about perspective maaaaan. Besides, if you try harder, you can be just as successful. Genes aren't real and everyone has the same circumstances in life. :^)".
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>>25623027

This, they just see it as another clique for them to take over. They're disgusting people.
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>>25623027
No it's not. Stop being so retarded.
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>>25623050
I ain't reading all that shit, normie
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>>25623050
/thread

Based anon-robot.
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>>25623050
>Strawman: Electric boogaloo

Yes, normies believe all those things. That is in no way a gross skewing or fallacious understanding at all.

Now give me another 3 paragraphs of anger.
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>>25623081
>>25623091
>Normie asspain

delicious
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>poke retard with stick
>reeeeeeee
>mfw
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>>25623050

Absolutely nailed it. You can see the same type of behavior in other communities and society as a whole.

>Race doesn't exist. We're all the same :)
>Gender doesn't exist. I'm a male just like you despite having a vagina
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>>25623050
this guy knows what's up
fuck off normalfags
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>>25623050
This 200 times
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i'm sick family ;_;

>tfw congested in the chest
>tfw non-productive cough
>tfw 100 degree fever
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>>25623050
>muh genes

kek
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>>25623050
What's wrong with this mindset?
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>>25623320
bait, ignore, delete
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>>25623320
It offends the robot's mentality of victim oneupsmanship, as they believe they've suffered more, and thus should have the moral and social authority they deserve.

On the other hand, bring up people who've had it worse than them, and then suddenly their whole argument shifts, and suffering becomes subjective, and the robot starts claiming "it's all about perspective".
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>>25623320
Loser personified. Eventually goes all the way to the genetic level in the attempt to eschew personal accountability. Pathetic, and markedly juvenile.
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>>25623371
Fucking this. It's narcissism.
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>>25623426
Absolutely. The 'robots' on here are some of the most arrogant people I have ever encountered.
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>>25623390

The truth hurts. Fortunately for you, you have the luxury of ignoring the truth so you can further reinforce your ego.
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>>25623468

Normalfags can't handle the bantz
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>>25623371
>>25623426
>>25623468
>Normies actually thinking robots are more narcissistic than themselves

o i am laffin
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>>25622552

I have a solution.

You may not like us, but there is no better normie disinfectant than yours truly
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>>25622552
i haven't been outside in five days. i plan on going to sleep soon and when i wake up i'll make some tea and play video games for six hours straight.

then i'll probably go to sleep again.
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>>25623505
http://www1.appstate.edu/~hillrw/Narcissism/shycovertnarcissist.html
"Robots" are fucking textbook narcissists.
>>25623529
Always suspected /pol/'s userbase consisted of young marginals.
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>>25623154
This is exactly why I come here for
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What's more worrying is this place is getting invaded by tumblr SJWs. They are here looking for the newest pepe memes.
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>>25623596
come to /pol/
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>>25623578

I'm 34, and monetarily successful, although a failure in many other aspects. I just have opinions that disgust and anger others. And I'm not even racist. There's a certain mindset that normies can't adapt or cloak in irony, so they're forced to eschew it.
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>>25623596
>What's more worrying is this place is getting invaded by tumblr SJWs
what do you base this on?
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>>25623613

yep. i left r9k for pol over a year ago and am very glad i did. it was easy already being a politics nerd, but judging by the types of posts that real robots make, the transition shouldn't be too hard
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>>25623529
no
>be me, today
>think, I'll go to the library and perhaps see a qt
>unlikely I'd even do anything if I were to, but fuck I'm desperate at this point
>sure enough there is a qt there
>she's sits down across from me
>smiles a couple times at me
>she looks up and sees what I'm reading (Mein Kampf)
>smile fades
>she gets up 5 minutes later and goes somewhere else
girls don't like nazism
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>>25623663

If a girl really likes you, she'll put up with your ranting, and eventually come to find it endearing and manly. You might have to tone it down in the beginning, but it's certainly no deal breaker if you can hide your power level for a bit.
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>>25622552
Things aren't black and white
There are shades of grey of robots
Some robots may had been lucky enough to get a kiss once, but haven't talked to women in years since
Robotness grow on you, it comes in different levels,
You may be more robot than someone else, but that person is still a robot.
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>>25623663
He did say it was a normie disinfectant
that means it repels normies
that's exactly what it fucking did
he's right
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>>25623529
Mein kamerad

Normies can't stand it when I start talking about the Jews
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>>25623663
gotta chill on that power level son
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>>25623638
I see them in threads all the time they are easy to spot. Just look for the offended poster who is calling things racist and sexist. They had a thread before trying to recruit robots into being activists.

I think there is some crossover because most tumblrinas are depressed like robots.
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>>25623578

You are aware that they just redefined and broadened the meaning of narcissism so that it can apply to anyone, right? So that they can insinuate that people who hate themselves only hate themselves because they secretly love themselves too much?
Also, are you aware, Mr. Normalfag, that any type of behavior can be classified as a "mental illness"?
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>>25623769
finally, we've arrived to:

>muh anxiety
>muh depression
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>>25623371

No, this has nothing to do with narcissism. We just want one place on the internet where we won't be subtly insulted by people like you, where we can discuss things with like-minded people and won't have shit smeared in our faces, but you're so narcissistic that you won't let us have it.
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>>25623769
this
read through the diagnostic criteria in the DSM-V, see how many 'mental illnesses' you can 'officially' have
now try to find someone who doesn't have multiple potential 'mental illnesses', it's literally impossible
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>>25622607
/thread

I'm a girl btw
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>>25623529

bestu solution desu senpai
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>>25623910
I think I shoved this anon into a locker once.
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>>25623901

This retardedly broad definition of narcissism is just attributing a false motive to self-hatred. That's all it is. But you're such a gullible normalfag that you believe anything described as a disorder must be legit, because some jew told you it is.
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>>25623769
>So that they can insinuate that people who hate themselves only hate themselves because they secretly love themselves too much?
The whole thing is that they think so highly of themselves and their abilities, that when they don't live up to their own expectations, they hate themselves. They then proceed to lash out at "normies" for living up to the expectations they built for themselves.
t. actual cover narcissist
>Also, are you aware, Mr. Normalfag
Why does everyone always jump to this?
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>>25623529
I have been told Mein Kamf isn't that bad by edgy teenagers. What does it talk about? Or is it just what I would expect from a genocidal maniac?
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>>25623972
>you believe anything described as a disorder must be legit

Nope. I don't believe anything described as a disorder is legitimate.

That's why the robot narcissistic 'robots' crack me up.

>b-but it's CLINICAL depression
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Anyone else sick of seeing bullshit threads like;

>Look what this girl is sending me
.Hey check out this girl I'm messaging
>Hey look what my gf wrote, hey look what my crush wrote
>etc..

>>25623768

Such threads are always shit, meant for bragging and should not be allowed on r9k.
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>>25624000
>The whole thing is that they think so highly of themselves and their abilities

This is the total opposite of the truth. You have no basis for assuming that this is common for people on R9K. Are you new here?
Everything I've seen suggests that most actual robots on R9K see themselves as being completely incompetent in every normal area of life.
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People here grew up, and the ones that didn't make themselves completely obvious. You've complained and made excuses your whole life, and now when you see the community here start to realize what faggots they were being they got their shit together you get all asshurt over it.

Robots are a perfect example of a bucket of crabs.
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>>25623154
This guy gets it. Devilish, tbqh.
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>>25623758

Deus Vult, freund!

>>25624024

If you read it, honestly, be prepared for a lot of discussion about the Socialism part of National Socialism. Hitler takes great pains to explain why he despises Marxism, and the differences between his socialism and what we would typically consider the predominant socialism of that era. It's a polemic, so it reads a bit like you think it might, but like any good polemic it's the opposite of what people paint it as - erring on the side of boring, rather than hysterical, as he lays out a variety of arguments. Some of it is dated, of course, but that's no fault of the author. The eugenics parts that are most shocking to, well, normies, were in fact agreed with by people like Teddy Roosevelt and Churchill, so you'll definitely learn a lot about how history is truly written by the "winners".
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I've been here since 2012 and I agree. /r9k/ peaked with Elliot.

Not even a kissless virgin although a virgin who never had a gf nor ever will.
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>>25624171

original kek

kek
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>>25624179
>You have no basis for assuming that this is common for people on R9K.
Have you seen the self-righteous way they talk about normies/roasties/"others"?
>Are you new here?
7 years too new.

Off course, there really are people with depression/anxiety/etc on /r9k/. But for the most part, I think most people who identify as "robots" are narcissists.
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>>25622552
When /b/ turned into a haven for deviant interests, the displaced normie's ended up here. No saving it now.
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>>25624364
>there really are people with depression/anxiety/etc

nope.
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>>25624392

Hiroshima was smart for creating /trash/ - it SHOULD have lured /b/'s degenerate idiots, but I suppose it was too little too late. If it had worked, perhaps /b/'s content would be more interesting to normies than here, and it would have improved this place.
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>>25624401

So people with schizophrenia are just making everything up?
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>>25624401

Ooh, the Scientologist appears. A rare breed.
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>>25624442
>So people with schizophrenia are just making everything up?

>>25623154

D-E-V-I-L-I-S-H
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>>25624364

Yes, we talk about them this way because we don't want to discuss anything with delusional shitheads that attribute everything to free will and choice, and religiously defend their just-world dogma. We don't like actual narcissists who believe that success is purely a product of effort and that losers just choose to be losers because they hate being happy. It's not about believing that we're superior; we just don't like you. We are never going to like talking to you people, and you're never going to like talking to us.
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>>25623050
Goddamn motherfucking this, this, THIS!
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>>25624506

>BAAAAAWWWWWW WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME BAWWWWW

Gee. I wonder why
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>>25624515
Shut the fuck up mindless normie
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>>25624506
Nigga, your fake Socrates ass needs to cut the jive and get a job.
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I may be responsible. I am a normie and I often post on other boards about how great this place is and always mention it.
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>>25624401
it's all your mind just detox your body drink fiji water use himalayan salt and don't forget coffee enemas
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>>25622552
We all quit fapping bro
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I'm just here for the cute frog desu
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>>25622552
>itt: neetcucks getting anally devastated by normalfriends

What a time to be alive bros
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>>25624594

Why? Working won't improve my quality of life. I prefer being a lazy loser over a hard working loser with a dead-end job.
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>>25624127

i feel you friend... :/
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>>25624744

>I choose to do nothing and then complain I'm a faggot
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>>25624744
Why even get off the couch to use the toilet? Just shit your pants senpai, it's easier.
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>>25624857

more like
>I choose to do nothing because I recognize my inherent limitations
>because I've done "something" before, and I know it doesn't change anything for the better
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>>25624893
Save your bullshit for mommy anon. The rest of us see you for the pathetic faggot you are.
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>>25624893
>responding to normiebait

They are trying to change the board into Normieville anon. Don't give them the pleasure.
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>>25624993
Where are you guys watching the game tonight? Texans are embarrassing themselves.
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>>25624506
>Yes, we talk about them this way because we don't want to discuss anything with delusional shitheads that attribute everything to free will and choice, and religiously defend their just-world dogma.
You say that as though you're any less delusional about your persecution complex.
>We don't like actual narcissists who believe that success is purely a product of effort and that losers just choose to be losers because they hate being happy.
Except that's not exactly what narcissism is. Simply believing merit gets you somewhere doesn't make you narcissistic.
>We are never going to like talking to you people, and you're never going to like talking to us.
1. What leads you to believe that I'm a normie?
2. What leads you to believe I don't like you? I've never even met you. You could be a nice person for all I know.
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r9k was a pretty cool board but then the "tfw no gf" meme happened and it went to shit.

imo it's taken a turn for the better lately.
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>>25625050
>You could be a nice person for all I know.
He's definitely not a nice person. That I guarantee.
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>>25625059
>r9k was a pretty cool board but then the "tfw no gf" meme happened and it went to shit.
You thought it turned to shit, but still hung around for 6 years?
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>mfw when I start sports threads on r9k
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>>25625105
i'm a very stubborn man.
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>>25625050
>Simply believing merit gets you somewhere doesn't make you narcissistic.

You don't seem to understand. Effort is not intrinsically merit. Hard work only benefits those who have potential and circumstances that are conducive to success.
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>>25625237
>You don't seem to understand. Effort is not intrinsically merit. Hard work only benefits those who have potential and circumstances that are conducive to success.

...and this is why your fat.
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>>25625263

No, I've never been fat. I'm very skinny.
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>>25623091
>electric bogaloo
>normies can't even meme properly
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>>25622552
Maybe the real robots actually have killed themselves.
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What about those lucky few who have no worries, who choose to be a KHV and due to having nothing else to do with their free time post on a used to be gentleman board filled with negative children who complain about sex or their lack of it?

Autists with hero complexes are always welcome no?

>try to quit 4chan
>Excess free time even doing side projects/self improvement.
>come back a day later.
The fuck else am I supposed to do?
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Original robot here

I will always be here

Do you want to hear my ulililia-tier opinions about video games, or hear about how much I hate women? I also hate niggers a lot, but individual blacks are fine.

Soon I plan to masturbate to porn of giant anime ladies.
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>>25623529
Fuck off, /pol/ is just as normalfag infested as this board, if not worse
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>>25622552
>wonders why there is an influx of normies to r9gag
>frogposts

are you this dense? le pepe is what brought the normies in. stop posting it and they will eventually go
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>>25622552
I go on r9k to laugh at the sperg burgers
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Who here /chadindisguise/?

I read this board for laughs, desu.

Just get /fit/ and learn how to have a conversation. That's literally all you need
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>>25626360

A man who failed at genetics and/or puberty, even in his ideal form, will never come close to being as masculine or attractive to women as Chad.
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>>25626389
I went from average to above average by getting fit. Robots have too high of standards. If you are ugly, you can get ugly to avg girls.
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>>25626360
Your conversation isn't worth having, shut the fuck up more often
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>>25626559

Wrong. Ugly, fat, and average girls can still hook up with above average men.
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>>25622552
>Have all the actual robots went away and now I have to have discussions with faux-robots who have swell lives and just pretend and come here to gloat?

What the hell are you saying? My girlfriend and I both come here regularly and we're about as robot as you can get.

>shout out to other delta tau deltas
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I don't consider myself a robot, but do you think I as someone with no life or hobbies has anything to say here?
If there are a lot of normies it's probably just because they have more to talk about
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>>25622755

You best get off my board. I feel a reee coming on.
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>>25623091
You used that meme incorrectly.
I'm physically disgusted right now
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