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>texting crush
>what did she mean by "how great it feels to not be wearing a bra"
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Tell her you wish you were there with her.
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"Maybe you can show me how great it looks to not be wearing a bra"
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>>25623768
Tell her that her tits are gross and to shut up about them
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I'll be your bra.
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Text ''I've always wanted to know how it is to wear one... Can you make me your sissy?''
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>>25623768
she wants you to ask for nudes
she would really like for you to ask to see them
also
>Hermione
is that actually a real name?
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According to female friends, wearing a bra is uncomfortable and not wearing one feels amazing in comparison, thus she is expressing her feeling of ecstasy for not having to currently wear one.
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What's with the xxxx?
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>>25623768

Why is no one wondering why these retards type xxxxxx at the end of everything?
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>>25623852
>>25623838

The Only two acceptable answers DESU SENPAI
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>>25623768
Tell her: "send me nudes u lil cracker bitch"
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>>25623828
This.

But make an ironically lame dad joke about Pink Floyd when you say it. Bitches love ironic dad jokes.
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"Xxxx" after every text

Fuckin hell that shits annoying. Cut it out you both look like fucking retards
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>>25623880
Because we arent the retards since we know it means hugs.
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you obviously say "haha and then what ;)"

also, that's not nearly enough x's, you should stick some o's in there too.

shit should look like this
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOX


that's when she fucks you
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>>25623917
I thought it meant kisses
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>>25623913
It's obviously a joke.
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>>25623946
beacuase you're a virgin
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>>25623768
Damn I think I used to have that same garbage ass phone
also what's with all the xxxxx shit?
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>>25623858
middle class england senpai
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>>25623946
O is kisses, X is hugs.
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>friends
>crush
>girls number in your phone
>texting a girl

Why is this board filled with so many fucking normies?
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>>25623917
>>25623946
i dont know what it means, she sends it so i copy
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The moar you ignore sexual advancements from females the moar they force that shit.

If you call attention to it she'll recluse a bit. It's like trying to catch a mouse. You put the cheese far from the hole so he has to come out further. Otherwise you'll never catch it.

Make her work for your attention. She obv is craving it.
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>>25623768
If this is real and it's not bait. She is actually into you. You are typing one line answers and she is responding with detailed questions. You don't belong on this board
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>25624013
That doesn't sound right. I think you have it backwards.
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The only reason she's using all of the xxxxxxxx's is to tone down the awkwardness a bit so she can freely make sexual advancements. Like mentioning he bra-less tits.
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>>25624067
X = crossing arms when hugging. O = the shape of your mouth when you kiss.
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>>25624053
this. if you get ACTUAL texts from a girl she wants the D
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>>25624114
not in europe senpai
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>>25623768
>im kinda
>xxxxxx

It's like down syndrome in motion.
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>try to flirt
>feel like shut down
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>>25624267
you made your move too soon my friend
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>>25624267
>dorito face
Oh, you master memer, she wants you to fuck her for sure :^)
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>>25624267
Tell her you would like to be having this conversation in person.
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>>25624267
>When a roastie whips out a percentage you know it's game over

Sorryforyousenpai
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>>25624267
>>25624421
holy shit say this man. Definitely say this
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>>25623768
Damn i miss my gs2.. best photo and voice to text
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wrong board normieshit xxxxxx
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>>25624545
>being too dumb to play the normie act.
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Say bitch! Im coming over to fuck you...
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>>25623768

She wants your pen0r
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>>25624267
Tell her how comfortable you feel being stark bollock naked.
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>>25624421
>>25624464
why did i listen to you two
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>>25624421
PLS DO THIS RN OP
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>>25624600
>wanting to play the normie act
no thanks xxxxx
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>>25624741
What the fuck is up with all the xxxxx-s?
Also, u dun goofed
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>>25624741
Say "Come over"
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>>25624114
In Canada O means hug and X means kiss. Must be an American thing.
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Stop with the "xxx" thing, you fuck.
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>>25624741
You didn't say it at the right time, you said something before. Also use smileys dude.
Tell something like "Well, you're boobs sound like fun and I'd like to meet them :p"
Add a "jk x)" if you're not sure.
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>>25624741
Ah shit. Well anon, this isn't a complete rejection.
You can go with >>25624792 and say "Come over" which I don't think is a terrible idea but you might be a bit hesitant. Choose now anon. Either close down this thread and go back to the friendzone where you were, and just say "Sorry, it's nothing" or continue the thread, and try one final push with a "Come on".
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>>25624786
It's a Brit thing.
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>>25624860
>>25624853
Or you can say what this guy said. Saying you'd like to meet her boobs isn't a terrible idea either. Pretty much anything where you're being forward isn't a bad idea. But it's up to you if you're gonna be a cuck or not.
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You make me feel really confident in my social skills with girls. Thanks, man. I feel a lot better about myself, now. Also she's not into you AT ALL. Girl's talk about taking off their bras with their gay friends or guys they friend zone. I'm sorry, man.
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>>25623768
The number of Xxxxxs at the end of a message correlates to how bad she wants your dick.
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That's such a weird amount of x's for someone who's acting completely uninterested.
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>>25624878
I'm British and I've never said 'xxxxx' in a text

Fucking hell man just talk to her normally
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>>25624878
It's a fucking gay as fuck thing*

Seriously I just lost respect for Britain because of that gay ass shit.

Once again US #1
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>all these x's

holy shit my stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard
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>>25624017
seriously go to b or something you fucking normals
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>>25623768
Are you the same OP that had a conversation with grill and typed cxxxxx after every post?
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>>25624786
>What the fuck is up with all the xxxxx

we live in a time surrounded by insincerity and excessive irony

it's sad
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Honestly, I reckon she's interested but doesn't really know what to do about it.

Like that's a shit ton of x's. And she's sending long messages.

Maybe she doesn't want you to beat around the bush, or maybe she's shy and isn't 100% sure if you're genuinely hinting. Try just straight up saying something.

I'm being straight up serious tell her you like her now. If she says yes then you're sorted if she says no then just cut her off and get on with your life.
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>>25623828
This XXXXXXXXXX
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>>25624967
i cant remember the last time i laughed
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>>25624950
Oh I don't do it either it makes me cringe but I know a lot of people that do.

I occasionally might send one or two but it's usually in a joking manner.
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>>25624986
>I used to send my oneitis "<3 xxxxxxxxx" at the end of every message
>Had it "autowrite" when typing <3
>She thought I put effort into the x's

She got rused
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Best thing to say atm
>Lets have sexxxxxxxx
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>>25623768
Givings xxxxxxx back and forth tell her you miss her go, plan on a night alone and kiss her and enjoy

Stop being such a massive pussy.
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>>25625040
this desu, go with this. 100%
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>>25623768
>>25624267
>>25624741
Both of you sound like insufferable retards.
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Just break into her house and rape her. Wear a mask too.

Leave a post-it note on her pillow. A post-it note that reads "xxxxxxxxxx".
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That dude who was cucked by his father showed that his girlfriend and his dad both used "xxx" at the end of the texts
Now i laugh everytime i see texts with that
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>>25625046
This desu.

The girl's definitely at least a bit interested. She's sending long texts, continuing the conversation, and not only is she reciprocating the large amount of x's, she's adding one more.

OP's sending 6, she's sending 7.
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>>25625129
It's a Britbong thing. It's common as fuck here.
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>>25624741
I commented before ove read like a fucking faggot.

Op is retarded kill yourself.
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>>25624741
if she's not adding anything to the conversation (like right now) it means "keep going"

try "what, you don't want me around?"
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>>25623768
>inconsistent xxx capitalization

Dropped.
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>>25625131
>counting the x's

This board is literally autistic.
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>>25625088

you're the insufferable retard xxxxxxxxx
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>>25625241
No you're American you wouldn't understand.

There's a science behind this. She's doing it on purpose.
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>>25625131
an extra kiss is in FACT a sign.
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>>25625279
>cant read emotions unless they are associated with numbers
>says its not autism its science.

Top kek.
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>>25623768
It's beta bait. She's waiting for you to do something that reveals how thirsty you are.
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She obviously likes you. Stop sending x's and tell her how you feel.
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Tell her you don't want to hear about her lopsided tits, and that she should probably put the bra back on.
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Come on op dont be a fag
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>>25623768
Tell her that you want to fart on her tits.
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femanon here. completely disregard the comment. talk about something else entirely, in the same vein of the conversation, but pretend she didn't say the bra thing. she'll feel confused and insecure and you'll have her on your dick in no time
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>>25624741
Tell her that you want to lick her asshole.
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>Hermione

u wot m8?
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You fucked up OP. Should have asked for nudes like that other anon said. Instead of whatever weird shit you did.
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>>25624013
Way to go 2016.
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girls don think ahead she's just saying how she feels at the moment dont take it as a hint she's just saying its comfy jesus
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>>25624741
>>25624267
>>25623768
>sperg texting girl
>asks /r9k/ for help (why?)
>always chooses the worst suggestions

WHY?
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>>25626253
implying any suggestion from /r9k/ is a good suggestion
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>>25626315

Retard,

Just because there are no good suggestions doesn't mean that he can't draw the distinctions between bad and worse suggestions.
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>>25626351
You got me man.
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>>25626414

That is not what you do when you get caught being retarded.

What you do is close and hide the thread then try to forget that it happened, while your mistake haunts you for hours, days or even weeks and months.

Although I appreciate the gesture.
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>>25623768
>she sends xxxxx
>You reply xxxx
I means you should both hang yourselves
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>>25626351
>being on r9k
yes, yes it does
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>>25624741
She sees you as a friend so she treats you like one she would've put a winky face or some stupid shit like that if she wanted your dick now she thinks you're a fag
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