Anyone else have hot cousins in their family that you would FUCK

What you mean if they weren't related?

I'd fuck any of my female cousins if they wanted to. And they're all fat or ugly, that's how desperate I am.

Got to a BJ with one though, that was nice.

>>25564244

I ate out one of my cousins when we were both 12

>tfw big titted teen cousin
>tfw my uncle notices I'm constantly staring at her boobs

she's 12 but she has the ass of a 21 year aerobics instructor
I don't know what they're putting in the water but it's working

Shit I'd fuck them regardless.

>42 year old milf cousin with a pretty face and curvy hips and giant fat ass and blowjob lips

>16 year old cousin with an angel face who grew up to be a titty monster

Fuck it, sign me the fuck up. Every time I go to an event where they're there I end up going to the bathroom to jerk off.

My niece is a legit 9/10 head to toe. We spend a lot of time together and I never fail to get a good look at whatever she decides to show me which is a lot since she likes to walk around in add little clothing as possible. She notices but doesn't seem to care too much.

>>25564211

She's not super hot or anything, but she's pretty damn cute and takes good care of herself.

I'd be down to fuck her as long as the rest of the family never found out.

>Older cousin is cute but comes with major daddy issues and drug problems
>Family Christmas at aunt and uncle's house (not her parents, since she only has a crazy mom and not a dad)
>Cousin comes in and sits on opposite end of couch from me
>Starts scrolling pictures through her phone
>Every time I glance over I can see naked selfies
Why must i endure this? And what is with captcha's current obsession with milkshakes?

Who gives a fuck if related? I'd smash the shit out of my cousin, if she was down. She's got a sweet ass and perky boobies :^}

>>25564211
>tfw literally no hot relatives
i like reading about your guys' hot relatives that have big tits/ass

>>25565939
>>25564244

It must suck being you guys 2bh

My cousins are literally Staceys at at school everyone wanted to fuck them

>>25564692
>>25564697
oh my god pics please

>>25564211
My cousins showed me what a fucking massive difference makeup can do
holy shit

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>>25565995

Gang gang

>>25564211
If they werent related i would find them hot, yes, so yes i would

>>25566024
jesus fuck she's hot

thanks for sharing

No man, she is only 9. That's not right man

>>25564244
>BJ from female cousin
hot

>>25565912
>>25564529
pics plz

>>25565939
>i like reading about your guys' hot relatives that have big tits/ass
hnnnnngg same

>>25565969
Same. I have a lot of Stacy and Chad cousins. I feel like the odd one out in the family.

>>25566013
What's the difference?

>>25564211
perfect fucking body. So perfect I would fucking think that this pic was shopped

>>25564529
He's probably staring at them too, and mad that you can do it with less guilt.

my cousin is a 5/10 butterface and she's dating some 6'3 rich football player guy

of course I wouldn't fuck her if she weren't related to me

>>25566794
Plastic surgery. She is 100% silicone
https://instagram.com/ini.helen

>>25565803
She wanted you to see them. She didn't need to go through her pictures. She wants to fuck you or blow you so she can get drugs or money for drugs. If you hang out with her enough it will happen. Daddy issues and drug habits are a powerful combination.

I've got an aunt that i would fuck until all the skin was torn from my dick and it was just a shredded mess of spongey tissue held together by veins and dried cum. And a cousin i would love to bang in like 10 years once she has had some experience. She's in her 20s but very sheltered and dumb.

>tfw ugly autistic cousin who wears a trenchcoat and fedora found my nudes
>tfw have to see his smug, autistic face at family events giving me little winks

Would literally kill myself before fucking any cousin of mine

> if you weren't related
> implying I wouldn't rail the shit out of my cousin regardless

Can't figure out a way in there without losing my entire family, though. She clearly knows I want her but she's just being a tease and I can't tell if she's really be down.

> raging hard-on at these stories and pics

Please don't let this thread die.

>>25566644

>Same. I have a lot of Stacy and Chad cousins. I feel like the odd one out in the family.

Are you me??????

>Out of all my Chad and Stacey cousins I was the only one who was quiet/introverted/shy
>Every single one of them is engaged, married, or has a bf/gf
>Every single one is highly popular on social media
>Literally every single one was the cool kid in school or had a fuck load of friends
>I felt so pathetic compared to them
>All my cousins either had accomplishments in life, were traveling, or had a good steady job
>I feel so ashamed that I'm not the life of the party or an extrovert like them
>They invite each other out to eat or go to places inviting THEIR friends as well
>"Omg Anon why are you so quiet?"

Your post hit way more hard at home, senpai.

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>>25566514
>No man, she is only 9
You're right anon. Too old indeed.

>>25561420
I'd fuck my aunt and my cousin.

pmub

Originalerino

Yes. They're twins, blonde, with round asses.

>>25566855
>For Serious Business Inquiries, please email my management at: [email protected]

Does this mean she does escorting?

>>25566996

Do it roastie. One less roastie to make shit poasties. No one wants to fuck your gross body anyway.

>>25564211
No hot cousins, not a fucking one
I have 37 cousins, all but 3 of us are female
Freaks, fats and fucked-up's
But when I was 14, I fucked a 17 year old cousin who is non-verbal and mentally retarded, she has really bad teeth and is mostly cross-eyed but had a mouth watering ass, OK tits, but a mind-numbing ass
We had sex about 40 times over a summer we spent with my grandparents
She is really good about helping to clean around the house and I had a full leg cast from jumping out of a tree, so she was told to help me
She was wiping my cast and I got a hard-on, she kept staring and smiling, so I jerked while she watched, she was all excited when I came, then she started jerking me and one thing led to another
Around Thanksgiving my parents told me that she was pregnant, I was about to scream that I was sorry and that I really fucked up, but they told me her stepfather had been arrested for raping her and she was getting an abortion
My parents said they were telling me because they knew we a "special bond" and that I would want to know
When I saw her at Christmas, she gave me a handjob in my bathroom

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me, here. during childhood we played to be "mom and dad"

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>mfw hot cousin called me out on being into incest

Two of my cousins have fucked me.

They are both hot as fug.

How to get my cousin to fuck me?

She's realistically probably only like a 5 or 6/10 but for some reason I want to fuck her more than any 10/10 I ever saw.

I hear all these stories of people plowing their cousins and I gotta know how.

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I have two step cousins, 14 and 16 that are both sheltered weebs, but really fucking qt

would /ss/ out of 10

>>25566024
>angel face
Weird way to write "ape face".

>>25564211
no, i'm not really attracted to anyone in my family
>tfw i will never know this feel

>>25564211
Or would even if you were.

>>25564211
Honestly first cousins are fine to fuck. You aren't as close genetically. That's why it's legal for first cousins to marry in California

>>25573606
Legal incest. Woah, cummies(noarmetoo)!

>>25564211
>fucking cousins
>remotely wrong
Cucking yourself out of good options tbqhwyf, cousin sex is best sex.

My female cousins are pretty ugly and thank god for that.

>>25564211
>if they weren't related?
I'd fuck them now, if they let me.

>>25564576
Females are becoming more feminine (in terms of body) but so are males. This is why we have r9k

>>25566024
POST MORE TITS

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>tfw have a younger cousin and we used to play together all the time
>even though she was 13 she was pretty childish, liked playing "house" and dolls and liked wrestling with me and stuff, always wanted to play with me
>tfw puberty came around and aggressively fucked her shit around in the most amazing way possible, suddenly sprouted gigantic tits nearly overnight, has fucking impossibly thick curvy body with a fat ass and delicious thighs
>tfw she still wants to play around like we use to
but I can't even be around her anymore for more than a second without sprouting a painful boner that won't go away, seriously it fucking hurts being around her
>tfw she still wants to fucking wrestle and shit, I'm terrified she'll see/feel my boner and be completely grossed out and hate me forever so I just tell her that she's getting a little too old for all this play shit
>after this become more and more distant from her for her own good
>she's understandably sad, sends me texts every now and then saying we should hang out again and that she misses me
>I just say "ha-ha maybe sometime soon" and then never respond after that


It fucking hurts boys, I miss her too, she was a really cool chick. Why couldn't she have just grown up ugly?

>tfw played doctor with my cousins when i was a kid

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>>25564211
sent me this, but I can't remember why

She may not be a 10/10, but she still makes my dick diamonds. We almost made out once, but I was too retarded at the time to recognize clear signals.

>>25574240
Fuck her, it's your only option now she probably wants to fugg too.
Don't be a pussy.

>>25574320
Why would you want to make out with a tranny?

>>25574333
She's underage and also my cousin. You want to throw in some more degenerate shit in there and just get my shit fucked up for life or what

>>25574353
>implying there's anything wrong with trannies

>>25574380
>She's underage
What like 16? If so, doesn't matter.
>my cousin
Legal almost everywhere.
>just get my shit fucked up for life or what
Tryin' to set you up senpaitachi.
>>25574432
There's everything wrong with them.

>>25574491
>not wanting to demolish smooth boipucci
I bet you regularly browse /pol/

>>25574491
>What like 16? If so, doesn't matter.
Try 14.
>Legal almost everywhere.
Not here.
>Tryin' to set you up senpaitachi
I appreciate it family, I think my situation is too fucked to fix

>>25574526
>Try 14.
RIP
>Not here.
Really?
>I think my situation is too fucked to fix
It can always get better though, but it can get worse too

>>25574240
post some pics at least faget