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Go to bed Nakano "no fun allowed" Azusa waifu anon
waifuposting is best
do not bully other waifuposters, we are all friends here
>Jap text not allowed
Not a fan of this Jannybot9000 gimmick 2bh
we're all in this together fellow waifuposters
No bully, it is actually bed time, for me anyway.
Night anons, I hope you can meet your respective waifus in your dreams.
>being intimidated this much by black people
I'm aware of the scene, don't think i'm ignorant of it
It's still fucking shit you cunt
>being intimidated this much by black people
What? Be honest, you're an actual faggot aren't you
>but somehow good at making normie friends
>not good at making abnormie friends
I really don't understand. I know some shy nerd girl that I want to be friends with but I'm not, meanwhile there's some hot normie girl who regularly talks to me and when we go out drinking she wants to dance with me etc
This wont stand
>tfw I like no one in my life but my family
Well desu the only people I know besides my family and people in school. Literally everyone of them is incompatable. I just want to have a mate to fuckin have a laugh with but but a retard.
They're all normie-spastics or too fucking socially tame or meme-reddit-retards. I know I'm a picky cunt and all but what can I do?
January of 2015 when I had to get my 14 year old chocolate lab put down. He developed some sort of condition that in addition to seizures made him very aggressive and he even bit me a couple of times. After taking him to the vet I cried for about 30 seconds and then I went back to not feeling anything. It was either right before or after my birthday too.
Can I make a claim against the nhs for giving me what is essentially a botched circumcision? They've taken far too much skin off to the point that over the years it's been dragging my ballsack closer to my bellend where it physically looks weird and my balls don't have enough space in there, so I've essentially gotten used to being partly castrated.
>dropped out of sixth form within the first few months
>only ever occasionally worked with my dad (shitty work and no potential for socialising)
>neet and on the dole for years
>start going to college in September last year at the age of 22
>suffering from depressing for longer than I can remember; never had any therapy or medication and I struggle daily to not let it overcome me
>small circle of friends before college who I often argued with and regularly felt like they hated me
>plenty of people think I have autism of some kind
>Feeling almost constantly like you need to cry but not being able to
Who here /lives by themselves/?
>tfw want to go back to college to do a levels
>cant because need a job to pay rent and live
>plus i'm 21
How do I escape this dole and wageslave shit?
But how does financing work for a foundation degree? Wouldn't I still have to do atleast a minimum year at college? Which I can't afford...
It's not for me, means I can't save money or go back to into education
Ian Duncan Smith, my friends, Ian Duncan Smith has 420 different ways devoted to sanction your benefits, each earning him over 200,000 sanctions a year. Now, I have spent the last two months analyzing what all Ian Duncans Smith's rules on sanctioning benefits mean, and I still can't figure it out. One thing I do know is that the neets drank five million gallons of alcohol last year, and I'll bet that half of that was drank while weeping into Ian Duncan Smith's best-selling books beloved by politicians all over the world.
The new law of NEET seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated.
The last seven books that I read were all benefits advice books, and I enjoyed the hell out of each and every one of them.
I am not a destroyer of culture. I am a liberator of it!
The point, ladies and gentlemen, is that Dole is good.
Dole is right.
Dole clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Dole, and all of it's perks -- Free money for booze and smokes, Waking up at 8pm, Being slandered by the Daily Mail on a daily basis and the excitement you feel at midnight before every pay day -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.
And Dole -- you mark my words -- will not only save a neet, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the United Kingdom.
Thank you very much.
No, some unis have zero (0) entry requirements. You do 2 years foundation degree which is 2/3 of a normal degree, then you do another year to make it an honours.
I was thinking of doing this as I can't afford one of those access courses either.
No you don't... Foundation degrees require no qualifications to do.
Not too hard, find a dnm that's legit. I used to use agora but it's down now. You'll have to learn how to use a pgp key, find the reddit guide 'pgp 4 noobz'. Buy bitcoin through bittylicious
Aren't a lot of the sellers Indian which would mean they're out of our jurisdiction ? Well, I suppose it depends what you're buying but I know for prescription drugs most sellers are Indian.
fucking hell lads, im wasting my life
I'm 19 in 8 months and I've not done one exciting thing in my life. All I want to do is have a wild teenage life but the chance is gone. I have no friends at all. Just going to buy acid and fuck about in my room alone
Maybe a captive robot lured in by a women to be her slave. 3 hours until the poison kicks in. He could have used it on her or himself, I like to think the earlier.
Maybe it's this pepper in my captcha
Machine operator. Good money, plenty of days off and tons of overtime if I want it.
Can't beat it.
12 hour shifts suck but I wouldn't be able to work 3 and get 6 off if I did 8 hour shifts.
>mfw I have a large bedroom, my own bathroom, free food & utilities, a cleaner who comes once a week, a pool I can use any time and both my parents are out for 8-10 hours a day at least
How's that studio apartment going for you, renties?
>finally got kicked out of my benefits after the guvment lost patience
>now joined some 100% commission based marketing gig that's probably gonna end up badly
>they're actually upfront about this shit though, none of those false promises/you can be a manager in 5 months/omitting the salesperson description.
Do people actually make money off this shit? Like the company is 8 years old and has branches all around england so SOMEONE has to be making profit.
I'll be in charge of selling those weekly subscription for healthy food deliveries with recipes and shit.
I just need something to tide things over while I get an actual salaried job.
I fucking hate to be a mentally ill wagecuck lads
99% of people who are like me just become NEET
Same here bro
Although lately I've been thinking I really can't stand my parents, it's their fault I exist in the first place and they made me who I've become so fuck em maybe they should have put a slight bit of effort into parenting if they didn't want me to kill myself.
So I'm leaning over the fence at the moment I think I could easily go for it.
>read into ESA
>eligible for work-related-activity but not support group
>know myself that i'm too incompetent to even show up to WRA, but none of my stuff measures on the tests
should probably kill myself t-b-h lads
to get support group you need one of these:
which i don't have
but i have quite a few of the lesser descriptors:
putting me over 15 points when totalled up.
I have to make a confession.
I'm an Amerifag, and Britfeel threads are my favorite threads on 4chan. They're so comfy.
Please don't hate me.
I just woke up from a really weird dream
>on my laptop
>torrenting this weird file
>open the file
>Windows tells me not to open it
>open it anyway
>all this text about how now I have opened the file they own my laptop and I need to perform sexual favours on webcam to get it back
>try to close it and my laptop resets
>starts up again and there is loads of weird pixelated shit like old school Super Mario and Ronald McDonald on the screen
>webcam turns on
>instructions come up that I have to finger my ass to get laptop back
>this Mexican girl in her underwear appears in a window like on Skype watching me
>as does this middle aged lady in another window
>close my laptop
>wake up with my laptop still on my bed from last night
>check it is oky
What the fuck is wrong with my head
nah, would never hurt my mum, or anyone for that matter desu. it's mostly my fault the way i am.
mummy is the only person who really loves me so just going to stick around with her and off myself when she passes.
i hate it too, wish i didn't care so i could leave now. least i have you lads here to keep me company. hope this place is still around in some manner 10-20 years down the road.
Is there any training or courses you can do to get the qualifications you need to get on ESA? It looks really good.
I knew this fat kid once whose parents were hoarders like Chris-Chan. They left a bunch of plugs on the stairs facing upwards and the fat kid ran downstairs barefoot and stood on the plugs putting holes in his feet. Then he got to sign onto disability allowance while he couldn't walk.
>tfw woke up laying in bed browsing 4chan
>if I was still a wageslave I'd be rushing to the office right now
Life is good.
Think I'm going to have a shower now lads then see if mummy will cook me a fry up. I'm in quite a good mood today so I might pop into town later on for a look around.
>training or courses you can do to get the qualifications you need to get on ESA?
what, you mean like how to lie your way onto it?
just read the descriptors and pick some of the easier ones to fake.
>I'd probably still have friends if I could have invited them over without dying of embarrassment.
iktfb apart from my parents weren't hoarders they were alchys.
I don't blame people for being NEET shut ins it is normally entirely the parents fault.
Anyone else feel like their own mind could make them go insane sometimes?
Like I feel that when I'm left alone without any powerful distractions like when I'm in bed late at night I can literally feel my sanity slipping away, can be pretty scary sometimes
>I'm in bed late at night I can literally feel my sanity slipping away, can be pretty scary sometimes
I know that feel lad, it's why I'm never sleeping properly, always too scared to be alone with myself.
Just spent the last hour meticulously cleaning my room, polished everything, hoovered, cleaned my key board and mouse even took a nail brush to them to get all the shit out of the seams. Blasted out my pc with some compressed air even pulled my bed all the way out and hoovered under it. Really went to town.
Sat here drinking a cold orange capri sun enjoying the smell of polish and listening to some Deftones. Ain't felt this satisfied for along time lads.
Nah, I just blasted all the shit out with some compressed air I used on my PC, then sprayed a ton of polish on it then buffed it with a cloth. I'll keep an eye out next time I buy some stuff though, I used my last can of air today so I'll be looking to get some more shit to keep it chugging along.
Hey thanks dude, I'll wishlist it so I don't forget to pick it up when I order some more compressed air off there
just had a call regarding being a territory manage for unilever ice cream or some shit, gonna respond to the voice male.
>We would like personable people with high energy and self-motivation
>Results focussed individuals looking for a challenge
>Effective and flexible communicators
>Great Inter-personal skills
>People with high levels of initiative and the ability to work without direct supervision
>Some experience in a similar field of sales/ van sales or merchandising role in the Retail, Convenience or foodservice sector will be an advantage, but full training will be provided to the successful candidate, plus ongoing support
no fucking clue how I got in man, im not qualified at all. I don't even have a car
Angry Anon, filled with rage and cruel nature,
Pray for the soul who feels in his path,
Angry Anon, he sees his mum later,
Foul is the smell emit from her arse
Angry Anon, lo' change your ways quickly!
We know you feel, won't you share us your pain,
As a small boy, his brain was quite sickly,
GFs avoid, for his penis too lame
Tired as fuck, been up since midnight, trying to marathon today to get my sleep back on track.
Not bad mate day so far
>had a shower
>played on my gutiar
Was thinking about going to into town for a bit to buy a new kettle and get a tasty wrap from this amazing wrap place but I think it is getting a bit late in the day now. Will probably just head up to the offy get some beers in them come home and play some vidya while listening to music/podcasts.
How are you?
>finally finished reading all of poleaboos blog
Took me 3 days ffs. What a waste of my time, a real low point in my life right now. Although might read the UTV fan fiction again now.
I always do this weird shit before my exams in winter. I really don't know why I become such a social recluse during this time.
Probably heightened by the fact she hasn't replied to me in over a week.
Boy makes you think doesn't it? If you actually worked hard at getting a career, girlfriend or even getting into shape you might actually achieve something and even feel good about yourself.
But instead here you are. Posting anime girls because the sight of real women makes you uncomfortable. Using the anime avatar and a signature of some shitty music off youtube.
You need to be banned, and then kill yourself.
>might read the UTV fan fiction again now.
Is that the guy from /sp/ we got caught up in loads of weird shit on other boards? I always saw him posting on /sp/ for years but never understood that whole storyline.
UTV wrote it all himself I think, he's just a huge attention whore. He was some crappy /sp/ trip who supported Aston Villa, that tells you all you need to know about his personality.
No, a qt virginal princess mate. I've met her many times but shes often weird such as thinking I may have got her pregnant when fingering her one time, and has been on holiday tbf so explains not replying. Also she live like 2/3 hours away and says she doesnt want a bf because shes never had one and scared.
Virgins arent all they're cracked up to be my man.
Yeah thats him, I used to post in /trb/ often just to see him I think. Used to have great stories about shitting in backpacks and stuff. The worry is, rationalising these things and hearing about them influences you too. I started pissing in the sink out of slothery after reading them and had to convince myself it was foul behaviour.
>tfw got 3 A Levels in English, History and Philosophy
>tfw can't do a stem course because they all want some STEM A levels
Despite the meme should i just go for a humanities degree, or is it just going to be a waste of time and money?
>I started pissing in the sink out of slothery after reading them
I thought everyone did this? I piss in the sink fairly often if I am going to the bathroom anyway and cba with the toilet and also I am a big fan of pissing out of the window. Unfortunately my bedroom is at the front of the house now so I can't do it because all the neighbours would see me, but when I was in the back room I would never go to the toilet I would always just slash out the window.
You literally insinuated that I was chasing a whore. I suggested otherwise. I don't think I'm the most insecure out of the two of us. I'm certainly not friendzoned because I don't often talk to her, so not even a friend.
You make me feel better about it, but I must remember that people on here aren't exactly aspirational in terms of lifestyle choices. I guess it's not pissing your pants at the arcade because you're too beta to ask for a potty break like poleaboo.
Did any of you lot have one of those toys that looked a bit like a fleshlight?
They were made of rubber, had a hole in the middle and were full of water so you could slip them around in your hands.
Bet they would be great for wanking.
I was already on the dole for a few years and got kicked off m8. So it's wagecuckery or uni now.
Surely you can do psychology anyway with those A levels? I just looked and at a few random psychology courses and they specifically ask for your A levels.
Part of the reason why i want to get a degree. I'm stuck in retail at the moment.
They're only worthless if you've got one. If you don't have one you are pretty fucked, any decent job asks for at least a 2:1 (note this is code for first but they will consider a 2:1 with experience).
I did a shit out of my window once for a laugh. I had a window seat so I positioned it so that my arse was hanging out but I could still grab the corners of the walls to keep myself steady. My house is surrounded by fields so no danger of any neighbours seeing my shitter.
I believe we have different views of what makes a whore if you think a girl thats 20 and never had a bf, sex or I have a sneaky suspicion based upon how bad she was at kissing initially not even kissed a guy before.
I never suggested women are either or, I actually leave my house.
Because I can barely leave the house
Really? wow I really hope so, I recently dropped out of the course I was doing because it wasn't me and I had no interest in it, I'd love to go back, just not sure if I should get a job for a bit first
Okay mate I can assure you this is wrong because I didn't even finish college I just went out working got some experience then eventually got a job in finance on 25k a year just because I'm a good worker and good people's person.
My brother started a programming degree but never finished it and he's earning about 40k at the moment as some kind of programming boss at a marketing company.
My other brother also never finished college and he earns about 50k as a regional manager for a DIY chain.
His wife never finished college and she earns 70k as the head of online marketing at another DIY chain.
I'm not saying you can be a doctor or lawyer without a degree, but most jobs without complex specialties are obtainable without one.
A work colleague once told me a great story about a guy who met his gfs parents for the first time that was his friend. Apparently he took a shit in their toilet and it didnt flush and after 5 minutes of fucking about he decided the only course of action was to dispose of the shit.
He collected it in one of his socks and threw it out of the window. Evidence gone, or so he thought. He hears a thud as he chucks it and thinks nothing of it, goes downstairs to the family proud of his work. They stair at him from their conservatory and notice his 1 sock. Then he notices on the roof of the conservatory it is splattered in shite and his sock is there. Unsure how the events transpired after that.
This pretty much
I started out 6 years ago in an entry level job, now I'm an analyst making 20k a year with other benefits. Just need to work hard and if you want to get somewhere make sure those people know who you are
That's fucking hilarious.
Why are shit stories always the best ones?
Of course it's a conspiracy. I'm not even a tinfoil hat wearing guy but even I know it's obviously a conspiracy.
The idea that first world countries can't handle this kebab threat just makes me laugh every time.
>oh no, they have remote controlled car bombs!!!1
We have fucking planes that can be controlled from a basement in a different continent which can blow you up with pinpoint accuracy and probably break the sound barrier at the same time. The last thing we need to worry about is a bunch of shitskins with AK47s and pickup trucks.
We should just let them kill each other or just drop a bunch of Agent Orange on everything so they will starve and have deformed kids like Vietnam.
I almost pissed myself when he told me it. He recalled the story much better than I did.
I also had a kind of Chad friend at school who had some weird habits that I'm reminded of. For example he actually kept a "poo knife" in his bathroom because his shits were often too big to flush. Also he used to cum on his curtains, or hand to curtain I don't know for like 3 years and they started rotting so he decided to pour boiling water on it only making the smell so bad his mum barged into his room asking what the smell was with stinging eyes. He also had piss bottles but despite this terrible hygiene issues was very popular and had lots of female attention.
I would refer to him as the secret robot.
Just think of it this way mate, if your nan never had your mum then your mum wouldn't have been able to have you so then you wouldn't be in this shit existence. Fuck her mate she's jus as much to blame for this as your parents are.
Study business and then get a job working for your local council.
I have a friend who is a literal moron and only studied business because it was easy, he didn't need to go to many lectures and he just wanted to drink all day and party like a normie.
He now works for the council doing something with housing and he's laughing. Drives around in a brand new BMW and he's about to put a deposit on a nice house.
Local councillors are the greediest set of bastards you'll meet. Many are on more money than MPs
I'm a sandwich artist thank you very much. I make 7 pounds 50 pence an hour and I got a first in my sandwich making degree from Oxford, I then did a one year placement in Best Kebab House before securing a place at one of the biggest Subway outlets in Swindon.
Don't be bitter just because you are not as academic as me.
So you make less money than everyone else I anecdoted apart from me, and I've been at the job a year, I don't have to pay any student loan back and I probably have more money saved than you do due to my years of working while you spent time at uni.
You're so amazing though mate, we're all really jealous.
Poleaboo would like everyone here to know that he considers them his friends, you are all very important to his quality of life and welfare.
He values everyone who has sympathised with him, given him advice and even just take a few seconds out to acknowledge him by giving him a (you)
Poleaboo would like to go on to apologise if he has in any was upset, offended or distressed anyone in these threads, it was not his intention and he will do all he can to avoid repeating his mistakes
got mouth ulcer, fuck me it hurts
it's at front of top lip, and right near where I have a chip on the front of one my tooth, like a jagged edge. so moving my lips the tooth digs into it. also got another one on the other side of top lip but it's not as bad
I small part of me pities you because it will be hard for you to get out of the situation you're in now. Most of me knows you are the source of 99% of your problems though.
I suggest you have two options to improve your life.
1) You move to another country. A cheap country. A country that will be impressed purely because you're British (south or east Europe would be easy mode, or Asia) and where you can start your life afresh without the lingering criminal convictions. You're leaving nothing behind and places abroad are often cheap and would employ you to teach English or something just because you're native speaker. You could then literally find a Polish dom and live your fantasies.
2) You kill yourself. No half arsed measure. You do it seriously. You end it all and you save the rest of the world having to suffer your existence as well as us.
I personally don't care which you choose. 1 less paki in Britain either way.
>I'd probably still have friends if I could have invited them over without dying of embarrassment.
So much fucking this. I know it's the cowards way to blame your problems on others but so many of my problems stem from my Father being such a shit human being.
Conspiracy theory of the day: ISIS are a proxy army of Israel to create a further expanded zionist state.
Just ordered Chinese lads
3x Vegetable Spring Rolls
Salt & Chili Chicken Wings
Crispy Shredded Chili Beef
Egg Fried Rice
Going to get down the offy now to get some beers in before they arrive
I moved to Germany to study and only took 1500 because its all I managed to save in a year. If I don't get a job soon I'm fucked. But I literally just booked a place in a hostel and found a place to live in a week. Everyone knows English and I slowly learn the language on duolingo and a lil bit whilst here. It's free to study here so if you take advantage you meet new people, make contacts for work and friends and shit to find out more and people love you because you're british.
If you're serious about moving, and you should be if theres nothing for you in the UK I would be willing to help you based on my experience a bit more. I might even put you up for a bit if you wanted to come here, but like I said I really need to find a job first. Maybe I'll fucking conform and teach english to chinese kids online for 6 quid an hour. Although they probably wont have me after I ignored them for 2 months and counting.
I swear I never got a gf because I was embaressed about my mum because she seems to do her level best to always fucking show me up. Plus shes weird as fuck.
Mate you have just helped my porn searching immeasurably by giving me a brain wave.
I like femdom, but most of all, I like east euro dominatrixes, or russian, or what have you. I can just get the translation for dominatrix in each language on google translate and my results will improve! American accents on women really turn me off.
My shits are like torpedoes, they shoot out and go around the u-bend all by themselves.
>Ni Hao. We are prepawing your food right now Mr. Anon.
You'll be sorry when a Rabbi is sucking your unborn childs cock.
Got over 7000 quid saved up
>found a place to live in a week.
"Auditioning" for flatshares is stressful
>you meet new people, make contacts for work and friends and shit to find out more and people love you because you're british.
This sounds stressful too
>If you're serious about moving, and you should be if theres nothing for you in the UK I would be willing to help you based on my experience a bit more.
I would like to read a lengthy detailed greentext of your life experiences
>I might even put you up for a bit if you wanted to come here,
Standards in Germany are likely too high for me still, I was thinking more like the Balkans
Find your favourite torrent site proxy, go there, and search for "michel thomas v3" - no typo there, his name is michel.
There you will find a 20gb torrent containing the best language courses ever devised for most relevant languages. You don't have to download them all, just download the folders that you're interested in.
Within 8 hours of learning time you will have a decent grasp of your chosen language's grammar
By the way '8 hours of learning time' doesn't mean 'leave it on in the background while you browse dank memes'. It means give your full attention and do the exercises.
Once you know the grammar its just a case of building vocabulary and practising, which is super easy if you're learning a latin-based language, and also not too bad if you're learning a germanic one. If you're learning chinkese, moonspeak or sandnigger then stop it and learn a civilized language.
>I used Michel Thomas and it didn't improove my employability
Ok so you could probably literally buy something outright in a shit part of south europe with 7000, not even joking.
I don't know your standards and expectations but I have friends who teach and live in China, 2 mates in Poland together from school and myself in Germany so kinda have a lot of experience because we're from a really boring part of the UK everyone just leaves.
I was actually about to go out and tick a few things off my list (pay rent, apply for this job in town and buy food). Have you got a way to contact you other than here, or will you still be here in like 2 hours?
Once I find a bit of motivation I have to take advantage of it.
I wish i had become a plastic surgeon. Ear lobe reconstruction is gunna be a fucking goldmine.
Just finished several hours of looking for jobs online lads.
Why the fuck do retailers expect you to be some retail paragon of customer service. Reading essentially the same spiel on every website is making my stomach turn. I think its majorly unrealistic what they expect people's attitudes to be for repetitive and uninteresting work.
Looking for a new job is suffering...
>will you still be here in like 2 hours?
Yeah, and the hour after that and the hour after that etc
Retail jobs are impossible to get, 100 applications and they'll just pick the stacy
>Why the fuck do retailers expect you to be some retail paragon of customer service.
Because retail is the most-applied-to job ever.
Why aren't you developing some kind of marketable skill RIGHT NOW anon?
Back from the offys lad, few observations
>walked past some dustbin men doing the recycling
>looked like a really fun job they were all running about collecting the bins and having banter
>there was this fit chavvy bird in the street I was checking her out but then one of the bin men came past and she started looking at him and then she said some stuff to him and they started flirting so I stopped looking
>bin man seems like really cool job you get to run about, have banter and chav birds fancy you
after that I walked past some pikey kids who were shouting and smashing up a car while walking their greyhounds.
>get to offy
>two rough looking blokes outside starring at me as I come in
>go in and no shop people
>then this white dude comes out from the back and shouts 'for fucks sake!!'
>I go to him 'alright mate'
>he is Eastern Euro he says yea sorry mate it's not you it's the other two
>buying my beers the two rough guys from outside come in
>Eastern Euro yells at one of them for not working and standing outside talking all the time
>The guy he is yelling at is a fat british neckbeard/chav crossbread
>I leave as they argue
It's weird that offy was always Sikhs but now it's full of whiteys and they they're already fucking it up lol
Anyway I got 4 Imperial Red, 4 Hobgoblin, gunna start drinking now and play some vidya, Chinese should be here any minute.
Let the NEET times roll boys!!!
>tfw 2 scotch eggs and 2 MOTHER FUCKING VANILLA DANISH CROWNS
forced into working another factory, start on friday, might just pretend I'm retarded and fail the induction, 7.50 an hour though I hope it's not going to be hard
Is physically moving to another (European) country different to moving to another town?
Did you do it like >>25538516 said?
Book a hostel and then search for flatshares or did you have something sorted before moving to the country?
>Is physically moving to another (European) country different to moving to another town?
Not really mate, you don't need any papers or anything. You literally just buy a plane ticket, bring all your shit and get a house. The only differences are stuff like you'll need to set up a new bank account for the country, but overall it is practically the same as moving down the road these days with the EU.
Sorry I didn't see your second question mate. I had a place sorted out before going, there is a really good website called uniplaces you can use to find a place. It's meant to be for students, hence the name, but I'm not a student and no one ever asked me about it so....
Also one more thing bud, I didn't get a flat share I rented my own flat because rent in Portugal is cheap as fuck. If you have 7k saved up you could live there for a year in your own flat without working easy.
Had a bad ear infection a week now. Finished my antibiotics today and honestly it seems just as bad, if not worse than a week ago. My ear feels completely blocked off and it's still bleeding with gunk and shit coming out of it.
Back to docs?
yea i got some, but it's really old and gone kind of bad, still works
fucking burns when it goes in at first
i used to get them a fair bit but haven't for a while. dunno if i bit my lip or it's something else
salt sounds like it would burn tho
>just finished a 2 hour chest/triceps workout followed by a 30 minute sauna session
>eating sirloin steak and broccoli
>about to watch a film (not decided yet)
Sure does feel good to be NEET again
PAKIS OUT TBQH
>can hear the banging of my neighbours shagging
>walk into the other room which is next to their bedroom so i can hear better and possibly pick up her moans
>probably heard me walk in
>went to go make a sandwich
> fresh load of bread that I bought today
>go to take some out and notice a discoloration
only got ramen, or rice which i cbf cooking up.
either travel somewhere (japan, or europe like germany/netherlands) or buy a car (though would only be a 3k-ish one)
Me either until a few years ago when a grill got me into them. They're highly under rated thanks to Stacy's Mum being a meme song. Their best song is Mexican Wine
>my school had a shitty 'award ceremony' for our year as we were leaving
>one of the awards was 'couple most likely to stay together'
>they both came up seperately to collect it and sheepishly sat down again
>pretty obvious that they'd broken up
tfw I was nominated for quietest boy in year but didn't even win that
>failed to see the irony in my post
Please go to the cupboard under your kitchen sink grab a bottle of the thickest bleach you can find and proceed to consume it in vast quantities.
You serve no purpose to society, Mr most laid back
Lay back in the bath with your head under the water and attempt to breath
>Still no Chiyo nendoroid
Don't know why I get up these days.
Hey guys.. I had a long sleep. went to bed early like 10pm lastnight, just woke up.
I missed a thread that got deleted, feels bad man. anything important said in it?
DWP sent me a letter, theyre coming to my house next Monday to see if theres anything they can do for me.
anybody else get this??????
Do you know where you are?
>DWP sent me a letter, theyre coming to my house next Monday to see if theres anything they can do for me.
They're cracking down on the decadent NEETs and their out-of-control hedonistic lifestyles.
anyone else at uni, looking like they are going to pass with a 3rd or 2.2 maybe even a 2.1 if i really push it but at the same time feels completely demoralized as you are going into a competitive industry and you know that you are in the lower skill quarter of your class and you know there is no hope in hell that anyone will want to hire you when put next to your classmates even if you put in 110% as it comes completely naturally to them and they can do better work in less time?
If you been on them for years at that dose definitely taper, it will help with withdrawals immensely, sleep is hard but I find some chamomile and valerian root tea helps
Do you self medicate or prescribed by doctor?
>getting hooked on anti-anxiety/depression drugs
Fuck that. Suppose it depends on the person.
Well, I get phonecalls from my jc adviser every 6 months or something, they have to ask what im doing. what help im trying to get for my problem.
He said on the phone 'oh we have this new visitation team for people who don't get out to come see if they can help you in any way'
so its just that really. theyre not here to inspect anything, ill keep them downstairs so they wont see my room.
they will say is there anything we can do,
ill say no.
it`ll be uneventful.
its not some mandatory thing that normal ESA people have to worry about.
If you're doing it with your doctor research 'the ashton manual' either print it off or get your doctor to look at the website with you
Supposed to be the best method of tapering but seeing as I self medicate I've never had the chance to do it properly
Good luck mate.
Let's get this out of our systems early today, I've got "stuff" to do...
this is why you built a network in univeristy.
network>>>>>>>>competence.. the work place is not more competent than you are.
Is the Balkans bro still here sitting on 7k?
I heard you can arrange getting a house via a skype talk with people, maybe even just via email, but through skype they can also show you the house. There will be websites for each country so good where you want to go and obviously if you're willing to pay a bit more can live alone.
If you're here, describe yourself a bit so I can make suggestions as to what to do and where to go in Europe. I really would suggest it. I've not really had to integrate here at all, people always seem willing to speak English.
eg: are you in any way sociable or looking to be?
Do you have hobbies or want to start some eg a sport?
Will you be looking for work, what kind of things have you done?
Would you like to study?
Are you potentially looking for a qt gf (or bf)?
Do you plan on networking or making friends?
How long do you plan to be there?
Are you racist?
Do you want easy access back to the uk?
want to learn another language thats not too hard?
want cheap life such as food, rent or prefer higher standard of living?
Potentially want to stay there for life?
Want to live off another benny state?
What is your endgame?
Other lads feel free to answer and I and Lisbon bro can make suggestions too :)
Maybe you should try moving abroad?
>are you in any way sociable or looking to be?
No, not at all, social interaction is always painful
>Do you have hobbies or want to start some eg a sport?
No, play a fair bit of Heathstone
>Will you be looking for work, what kind of things have you done?
I don't think anyone would want to hire me, all I've done is a couple of weeks at McDonalds, 2 months at an amusement park and I'm 24
>Would you like to study?
No, my brain is incapable of absorbing and understanding information anymore
>Are you potentially looking for a qt gf (or bf)?
Buying a gf seems more likely
>Do you plan on networking or making friends?
>How long do you plan to be there?
>Are you racist?
I'm a paki, flip between being racist and in awe of various races
>Do you want easy access back to the uk?
I guess, in case things mess up
>want to learn another language thats not too hard?
I would like to but I don't think I've got it in me
>want cheap life such as food, rent or prefer higher standard of living?
Cheap, want that 7k to last a while
>Potentially want to stay there for life?
>Want to live off another benny state?
If I'm going to do that, I may as well do it here
>What is your endgame?
Feel like I just want peace of mind and nothing to worry about, a gf would be nice too at some point, when I'm ready
Other times I feel like I will never be at peace and must go to war
>just not in the support group
My sympathies senpai. No reason not to push for the switch, it will be less hassle and more benies.
You told me you have a degree, right?
Would you be willing to teach English? All they generally require is a degree in shitter countries because it's hard to get a teacher. Try and find work for example in Poland teaching (money will be about the same as minimum wage here, but thats loads there) and getting a place to live would be easy. You have to have some fucking balls I admit, but what have you to lose? You can fly there for like 50 quid with a big suitcase.
I think I said to you before poleaboo, you can literally buy an apartment in like Bulgaria or Hungary with that money apparently. If it fucks up you could still sell it, probably for a profit and come back to mummy.
Unless you have the huge paki nose, they're pretty tanned and might mistake you for a local and leave you alone too.
You could probably find a menial labour job there after a few months with a lil bit of the language and hopefully find a shy qt girl who understands you. But do not spill your piss bottles over her.
I feel a change of scenary is what you need. I'd even risk getting a ryanair flight and going hostelling around east europe for a month, it costs like a fiver a night to stay in a hostel if you book it in advance.
You would probably come back much happier and have met 1 or 2 freaks like yourself.
>tfw going to be in same position soon
have a hug and a (You) lad
>tfw McD's get back to you about the part time job and want an interview
>tfw might not have to do shitty factory job
>working at McDonalds is a dream job if you settle in right
Lads my boss is trying to trick me into thinking I'm being given good work but I know as soon as his favourite is back from travelling I'll be kicked back onto shit work.
How do I make him not do that? There's a job in another department and I know he doesn't want to lose me since I'm the only one willing to do the crap. Would applying for that make him throw me a bone? I think as soon as I don't bother switching departments he'll just put me back on the bad stuff.
I'm looking at it from an hours per week of work perspective
7.50@39hr constant work vs (6.70?)@>30hr with lots of slow hours and downtime
Just want to earn enough to pay my bills with a little extra on the side, I'll have more spare time to work on a portfolio towards my dream job
Nah, all EU countries will have been smothered with capitalism, its what its all about really, a maccies on every door step.
Worked in a factory for almost 2 years at college. I cant tell you how great it was to leave, although there is a lot of hot polish talent to keep you going usually. I remember being a proper cunt in my last week as I could taste leaving. Calling bosses cunts and blatantly pissed around eg wrapping a hot lithuanian girl in about 10 metres of cling film and chucking frozen lasagnes at people, but they couldnt kick me out on shift because they needed me lel.
For me, they are always petite and language barrier makes me more condifent because they dont know as much that you're being beta or saying silly shit and appreciate you for being English/a ticket to a better life.
>Calling bosses cunts and blatantly pissed around eg wrapping a hot lithuanian girl in about 10 metres of cling film
>wrapping a hot lithuanian girl in about 10 metres of cling film and chucking frozen lasagnes at people, but they couldnt kick me out on shift because they needed me lel.
Fuck off normie dog
my review was meant for december last year but i still haven't gotten a letter with a date on it and im getting my payments like normal, how long did you have to wait for your review?
also, if they deny my review will i have to pay them back?
>For me, they are always petite and language barrier makes me more condifent because they dont know as much that you're being beta or saying silly shit and appreciate you for being English/a ticket to a better life.
This. My girlfriend is a QT Latvian - she doesn't realise that I'm a total sperglord because her English is kind of shit.
>I cant tell you how great it was to leave
I just finished 4 months at Thorntons and it was a pretty similar experience and probably pretty similar style of work
It had a few qt polish/lithuanian but the ratio of them and middle aged women was 20/80
I didn't even turn up for the last day I was supposed to be in, factory jobs are garbage, you need to be there to believe it guys trust me.
The dream at the minuet is they offer me night time shifts where literally nobody is there
>This. My girlfriend is a QT Latvian - she doesn't realise that I'm a total sperglord because her English is kind of shit.
As an example the first conversation we had I started talking to her about the Northern Crusades and The Teutonic Order. A British slag would have laughed at my autism, but she was pleasantly surprised that I knew something about her country.
They're pretty incompetent with this stuff, it could still be a month or two away from getting a solid date. Just phone the automatic machine thing to say you're still waiting if you want to get it out the way or just keep waiting for the letter.
>also, if they deny my review will i have to pay them back?
Balkans sounds about right. Cheap land. Go rural imo and see how you like it. Read up on self sufficiency and buy a bunch of food and see how you like it. Worst case you don't like it but you have a holiday home or 'investment'
How long would this last you guys? 2G
The degree is in Geography ("specialised" in environmental science) so I don't know how valuable i'd be abroad. Also, i'm too dumb to learn a second language so I don't know how I could teach my own.
You have to work 2 hours in a factory treated like shit and belittled to fuck. The cling film thing wasn't bullying it was for fun, she said I could, although she was joking and I pretended I didnt realise.
I worked the last time I was there 14 hours a day because I needed the money and was going mad. I used to talk to myself to make it less boring. I'd come up with mad theories in my head such as how time isn't real. Putting things in boxes for 8 hours a day or whatever makes your a boring person as well.
I usually just say something about a footballer or whatever, then try and tease out how much they love their country eg before spilling red pilled info.
Depends where you go, you can literally find work teaching English online then turn up I believe. Or even just teach English online in China or something from the comfort of your room, you can do it now but the exchange money is terrible in the UK. I guess walk into places, try and network and see online. Theres job centres here in Germany, don't know about really less developed places like romania.
>mfw I come back to thread to see Angryanon got angry about my post
>Robots claim not to be normies
>Every fucker has the social connections to buy weed
>Also, i'm too dumb to learn a second language so I don't know how I could teach my own.
Anyone can learn a second language - 95% of the world has managed it. You would have to be a window-licking downie to not be able to learn another language.
day or two
I cut down recently, i used to smoke 2gs a day, but way back i used to smoke a g of bho a day
I'm not trying to say I'm cool or anything i just thought since you asked that question you might be interested/
>I usually just say something about a footballer or whatever, then try and tease out how much they love their country eg before spilling red pilled info.
I have no idea about shitball, I can't watch it because it's so boring and repetitive. Off the top of my head I know Michael Owen, David Beckham and Eric Cantona - that's it.
Lads I wanna make sausage and chips but i dont have any like oven chips. If I cut up some potatoes like chips do you reckon i can fry them with the sausages to make chips?
This could revolutionise my life.
>these autists that still believe smoking weed makes you a stupid, stoner who sits on his ass all day
I know SOOO many people that smoke weed who are just normal people with jobs and families. I even know a doctor who smokes it.
It's the filthy chavs that make it look bad.
Makes sense his name got stuck in your subconscious, he's the Greatest player of all time.
>I know SOOO many people that smoke weed who are just normal people with jobs and families. I even know a doctor who smokes it.
>It's the filthy chavs that make it look bad.
The jury is out on whether cannabis use lowers IQ and brain power, some studies suggets it doesn't others that it doesn't. I wouldn't risk it.
Watching Black Bullet desu lads.
that got dark pretty fast
>some studies suggets it doesn't others that it doesn't
>I wouldn't risk it
You're too far gone, mate. May as well enjoy yourself.
How about you do it in moderation then? Your head is gonna get fucked if you're smoking an ounce a week.....
Hey guys, I used to drop 50 tabs of acid a week but quit. That shit will fuck your head!
That is NOT 2 grams what the fuck that's less than a tenners
This is 2 grams
This >>25541034 looks denser than this >>25541403
dont be stupid and ignore how weight actually works. bigger things that are less dance can weigh less than smaller things that are more dense
The big nug was in front of the rest sorry
Mate your some fucking kid who smoked a joint with his friends at a festival and had a 'life changing experience' all this hydroponic chemically infused shit isn't healthy but you're going to believe what you want because that's what kids do and frankly I really can't be bothered to argue with a child on the internet about the effects of cannabis on the mind and body
>All those sticks
>weighing with the bag
Don't underestimate how much my brain has degenerated. Anyway hopefully I won't have to consider learning another language if I get this job tomorrow. Pay is not amazing but a job is a job.
For starters it's you're, not your. You're claiming shit that never even happened. I've been smoking consistently for a while, have a steady job, good amount of savings, friends, and a healthy social life.
Nobody around here grows hydro weed and it doesn't get sprayed with chemicals and shit like you're making out. It's just weed, not cocaine that's cut with all sorts of shit.
My mind is as sharp as it has ever been and I go to the gym 4 times a week. I'm 24 and as fit as I've ever been.
The old bags I used to use for a tenners weighed 0.3. That bag is a bag that's bigger than my old tenners bags, I'd say it would be closer to 0.4-5. I suggest you try and find a better source to procure your condiment from.
Well, you'd think that for someone who is calling someone else stupid and saying that weed rots the mind you would think you'd know the difference between you're and your.
>also you're fucking clueless and cba yo argue
Ah right, so basically I just gave you the facts on why you're wrong and you don't have a comeback.