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The Treaty of /r9k/ part 2
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It appears we had made no progress in our last thread (which only resulted in childish name calling and accusations as expected). I believe that many of you robots do not think that this treaty is beneficial to you but believe me it is! If you do not see anything you like please put in suggestions that we all can agree on. here is the treaty as copied and stated, so far no changes has been made.

These petty fights between us robots and the femanons are getting us nowhere. I say we all come to a mutual agreement and follow each others terms.
Femanons, do you agree to never reveal your gender on any other thread (besides tfw no bf/fembot feels)? Too only come here merely for feels and nothing else? If so, then you will be granted with the following rights
>Too not be harassed by our fellow robots in your threads
>Too be recognized as a robot (you may call yourselves fembots but only in your own threads)
Robots, do you agree to never harass other fembots in their threads? Too only attack attention whores, normies, and non-virgins? If so, then you will be given safety from non-robots and women in your threads, and any fembot who breaks these rules will merely be written off as an attention whore/troll.

If we all reach mutual agreement from this treaty,
>Then there will be less women in our mostly male dominant threads and vice versa.
>The definition of robot would be changed to lonely virgin.
>That the rules of this treaty will be treated similar to the rules of the internet (tits or gtfo e.g.)

Do we all reach agreement? Is there anything anyone would like to add or say before this treaty is signed?
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What a waste of quads
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>>25530000
>These petty fights between us robots and the femanons are getting us nowhere
>he wants to tolerate and coexist with "femanons"

You don't deserve those quads. Get raped.
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>>25530125
A signature is still a signature. Anyone else?
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>>25530192
How is merely wanting sanctuary on our own board bad? Also we don't have to tolerate other femanons, so as long as they stay in their threads how bad could it possibly be?
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>>25530000
>>25530222
>mfw when I get quads and trips
This proves it fellows, we need this peace treaty. Who's with me?
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>>25530000
>>25530222
>>25530293
quads and trips can't save this desu senpai
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>>25530493
Exactly what is wrong with the treaty? I don't understand why everyone can't get along.
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Fuck your treaty, faggot. This isn't your board. Go and create your own space or fuck off to wizchan.
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>>25530000
Just ban all females or people who pretend to be females from /r9k/.

There, the board is now a hundred times better.
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>>25530763
>Too be recognized as a robot (you may call yourselves fembots but only in your own threads)
there are no fembots just robots
saying you're a fembot in and of itself is attention whoring
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>>25530991
I wish we could banned all females from /r9k/, but since we can't the treaty is the only way.
>>25531009
Only if they come into out threads and reveal themselves. Have you not read the treaty? Also why can't they just call themselves fembots and be on their way? Do you get upset when children say they're adults?
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>>25530763
Because there's nothing stopping women from being fucking normies, they come here and complain "oh I haven't had a ND in like 2 weeks I'm such a robot lololol" Fuck those whores. They have facebook and all of society to comfort them about their problems what the Fuck do we have? It used to be this board now there's nothing because of cunts like you now Fuck off with your fucking treaty to these attention seeking fucking whores. They don't have a clue what it's like to deal with society telling them they've failed completely as a human and what kind of toll being beat over the head with it every day is like. They don't know feels they don't belong
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>>25531101
fembots are the cancer killing /r9k/
robot is already gender neutral
by classifying yourself as a fembot all you do is attention whore for orbiters
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>>25531117
We already have gone through this debate over and over again on this board and its gotten us nowhere. I understand its frustrating, I'm a friendless virgin too and it annoys me as well. But by universally agreeing to this treaty, woman cannot expose their gender unless its in their own threads. You will not see them, you will only see other robots and thats it!

And another thing, this treaty is still not yet complete, its open for new ideas, if anyone feels like it doesn't benefit the robots at all please share your ideas instead of flipping your shit.
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>>25531253
Read the rest of the treaty, they can only call themselves fembots in their own threads. It will not harm us if they stay in their threads. How do people not see the benefit of this?
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>>25531319
>It appears we had made no progress in our last thread (which only resulted in childish name calling and accusations as expected)
GTFO NORMIE FAGGOT REEEEEEE WHITE KNIGHT REEEEEEEEEEE
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I refuse to sign it for the simple fact you're trying to bring about peace. As such you're either a fembot or a normie trying to destroy precious robot culture. Robots only care about misery and conflict.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25531797
So despite the fact that I
>have never had friends
>never had a gf
>virgin
I'm a normie for simply not wanting to see women in our threads? Get fucked retard.
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What are you going to do if I break the agreement? Call me a faggot?
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I just wanted to stop by and say
I'm not a virgin, I've kissed, held hands, gotten sex and cuddles all night, had a qt say that she loves me, had qts jealous over me
And I declare myself a robot.
That is all, you may continue your civil debate.
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>too
>too

No your post is TOO infuriating.
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>>25531880
You'll be written off as a troll and your opinion will be discarded. You'll be nothing more then a pathetic tripfag.
>>25531914
y-you too...
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>>25530000
Quads confirms
Fembots welcome in /r9k/, and blackbots too
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>>25531944
n-no, plz if there is a god save my board
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>>25531944
>>25531972
Even under the treaty femanons will never be welcomed here. It is merely to keep them from bothering us real robots, and in return they can have their little threads and share their little feels.
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>>25531850
Now you're a cuck.
>Implying attention whores and shit posters will pay attention to your treaty
>Implying lonely robots won't encourage the attention whores to break borders
>Implying certain threads will become border towns where we war with them like we always have
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>>25532040
This is what I've worried about, like all treaties theres going to be loopholes. But this is made to be open for suggestions and new ideas. So far no one has given any, and I have not heard anything from the females on this board, which leads to me so think that they don't want anything to do with this.
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>>25532040
>Implying you are the voice of /r9k/
>Implying you and people like you aren't just one vocal demographic
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>>25530000
this is fucking stupid

shit get
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>>25531930
Do you seriously believe this treaty will change anything? This is just a joke right? Like those /r9k/ parliament thing.
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>>25530000
Youre all gay
Im piss drunk and im still functioning better than you retards right now
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>>25531890
Why do normies come here? Serious question. There are so many places for normies to go.
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>>25532114
I'm a fembot and by fembot i mean i'm a grill with a vaginee i only respond to anons giving me praise about how buetyful i looked today going after all the chads on the beach
as to your treaty i will post in what ever board i want because like i said b4 i have a vaginee and am fembot
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>>25532166
>>25532180
Zero contribution only lead to poor sportsmanship
>>25532167
I believe if carried far enough it will reinforce some form of moral ground between us, A mutual understanding if you will.
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>>25532205
Deep down, they think theyre the exception.
They think theyre a robot on the inside that just got lucky.

They are all normalscum
I wish wiz was faster,
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>>25532257
youre a faggot and your thread is bullshit
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>>25532222
And you will also be written off as a poorly disguised troll. Nice try brother, but I see where you're getting at.
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>>25532222
QUADS CONFIRMED
ROBOTS LITERALLY CANNOT STOP GETTING BTFO ITT
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>>25532152
All /r9k/ is vocal demographics. You got the NEETs, the suicidal depressed people, the /pol/sters, and whoever likes trannies so much but I think they've moved over to /gif/, the cuckholds along with the baiters, and the people who want to figure out how to use this as a dating sight,
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>>25532280
Zero contribution only leads to poor sportsmanship
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>>25532326
Being a faggot only leads to being called a faggot
Faggot
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>>25531890
>tfw sexual experience was with my male cousin
>kissing, cuddling, sucking each others dicks and rubbing then together.
>i want to to this with a girl, but it'll probably not happen.
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>>25532463
Zero contribution only leads to poor sportsmanship. sorry buddy, but this site is 18+
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>>25530000
>>25530222
>>25532222
ITT we waste quads and trips
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>>25530000
quads chekd

aside from fembots demanding special treatment, the real problem is that there are fuckers going into the fembot threads orbiting there (giving them the special treatment desired), which prompts the shittalk and whatnot. its just people not shutting the fuck up. we don't need to circlejerk here, that's /s4s/
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>>25532524
aye, but youre on the shitpsting board, and because chad has decided to dick stacy this week and not you, and marleen and her gang of chickenheads decided to not invite you clubbing, theyre getting dicked by brad and thad without you.
And now you thing youre a robot, because you think youre the exception. Youre not. You were given a chance for an easy life, go take it. Its not going away, there will always be a beta to look after you, but go take your chance. I have no such chance, so I come here to bitch, and whine, and complain about how much I hate cunts like you. And youre getting in the way of that.
Hiroshima needs to take a leaf out of wizchans book for this board.
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>>25532618
There is no other way around this, trust me if I was a mod I'd ban all fembots and the faggots who enable them. But since we're all just lowly robots what can we do? I just want to call a truce because I'm sick of good threads being ruined by petty disputes over who earns the right to being called a robot.

If this treaty is agreed on, not only will femanons agree to leave us alone or remain secretive (just calling themselves gender neutral robots), they will also remain in their own threads so as long as us robots do not hassle them. This will lead to less trolling and attention whoring, isn't that what we all want?

but still, it amazes me how quickly my fellow robot brethren will turn on fellow robots who just want to remain in peace and share their feels without being bothered.
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>>25532695
Holy shit you're a fucking dumbass, I know I'm trying to remain civil here but god damn man, have you even read this treaty? First of all, I'm a guy. Secondly this treaty will allow you to bitch and whine about cunts all you want and there will be no women to get in your way, they will all remain in their thread, and you'll stay in yours. Agreed?
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>>25532827
A wasps nest in my garage tried to make the same deal, now ive got a bunch of dead wasps.
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>>25532889
yeah but you can't get rid of the women on this board can you? dumbass
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>>25532772
That's what you don't understand they aren't robots and they need to just Fuck off
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>>25532968
I know they aren't robots, but they won't leave. So I figured so as long as they stay truly anonymous in our threads or stay in their own then no harm will come to us. What harm could it be if they made one thread and call themselves something they're not? Would you get upset if someone tried to sell you bruised fruit? Just don't buy them!
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>>25532827
listen to based >>25532222
quads have spoken!
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>>25533061
And still you have nothing to contribute, pretty bad sportsmanship, what would your parents say?
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>>25533113
Probably that your an faggot
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>>25530000
and i say we just
petition for a new "feels" board on /qa/ because this place is full of women and reddit users
and all female posters are banned
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Robots don't sign treaties that's why we are in the middle of the beta uprising
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I wonder if
>>25533333
will get in this thread
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>>25533169
Whatever you say, bitch.
>>25533212
You know full and well that will never happen. Chinese M00t does not care about us
>>25533221
There hasn't been a shooting in a while, why don't you go out and do something about that?
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>>25530000
/r9k/ cannot work together on anything

does nobody remember /r9k/ parliament and how it fell into shambles?

pic related
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I agree with these terms, and will not harass anyone solely for being female. I will harass them for being a normie though. :^)
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>>25533448
what game is this

LET ME POST THIS SHIT
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>>25530000
Fuck your quads, you can't change the definition of robot. It was formed over years, and I'll be damned if you change it by fiat.
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>>25533908
Are you really willing to sacrifice peace of mind over a little word? If so go fuck yourself and your singles! You're not a true robot, you're a normalscum and thats all you'll ever be!
>>25533868
You may harass attention whores however. Normies will never benefit from this treaty, if anything it will only harm them since robots will be gaining an unlikely ally.
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I don't agree to any of this and I will harass anybody at any time for any reason.

ree
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I am a fembot girl with a vagina. I only mention this to upset robots and for attention. The issue here is that robots should just stop being assblasted by the word itself and stop responding to posts that say "fembot".

I'll stop bothering if it stops getting a response.
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Women can never be robots. Stop pandering to roastie whores just because they're invading r9k for attention.
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>>25533907
That's the /r9k/ Parliament Simulator

it was a multiplayer game developed by some anon where everyone could go online and chat about the ballot in the thread and vote in real-time

>>25534222
fuck off roastie
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>>25534458
You fuck off pencil dick.
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ALL YOU STUPID FUCKS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE COOZE WILL ABIDE BY THIS TREATY

YOU STUPID FUCKS ARE GOING TO TRUST THE LEAST TRUSTWORTHY PEOPLE ON THE PLANET
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I am against this stupid idea. There is no such thing as fembot or femanon. Only cumdumpsters, and the only thing that should be said to them is tits and gtfo.
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Fuck off beta fag they thrive on attention and submission and will just bitch even more
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>>25534546
>tits or gtfo
>2016
okay anon
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>>25534564

Read again, faggit

Tits and gtfo, not or. Cool use of the least current year yamyam though.
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>>25534560

This, give them an inch and they're still the same annoying shitposters who should fuck off back to reddit.

We need stronger community moderation. People are too nice to these whores and white knights. It doesn't take much to throw together a "redditplzgo" or "kill yourself, roastie". Fuck the faggot nigger mods right in there faggot nigger assholes. If spiderspam is allowed in loli /b/reads then we should be allowed to post roll images in '''"""""fembot"""""'''''' threads.
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>implying the whole "femanon" thing isn't a ploy to piss people off or to pick up women

These people are the bronies of /r9k/, spam threads while some people take the bait I.e them being females who want attention. Rate me threads use the same style in pulling in people.
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>>25534918

>tripfag talking about spam and bait

O i am laffing m80
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>>25535093

Clarify, I used this trip to post in two threads only.
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>These petty fights between us robots and the femanons are getting us nowhere.

agree
Eradicate them.
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>>25535270
You use a trip for the wrong reasons, you are a tripfag now.
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>>25535326

Im using a mobile and the app is fucked for the namefield for when I started a thread to prove I was op.
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>>25535270

Two threads only so far
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>>25530000
>>25534564


Roasties dont belong here
Go find some normal friends and drink beer

You stupid bitches
always have me in stiches

thinking you can post here

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>25535441

The ip of the motel I live at has been banned for 4 years. So not many
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>>25530000
It is amazing what the jew can do if it is determined to accomplish their goals. Now they want to "unite" us, but I know the truth, they just want our women and lock them in interracial breeding grounds
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>>25530000
NO ROASTIE FEMBOT WWWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOORRREEES NEEEEEED TOOO FUUUUCCCLKKING LLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAVVVEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT AND THE OOOOORRRBBBIIIIIITEEER TTTRAAAAAITORS TOO
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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