>stomach looks like a pound of chewed up bubblegum that survived a tiger attack
Tigers are born with their stripes, the rest of us have to earn them.
Tanning or fake tanning will help the marks as mentioned. Needling maybe as well. Loose skin may not go away. People will give home remedies but it's largely how lucky you are in your skin health. I will say it's worh it to check thyroid and sex hormones if you have bad skin. Basically it's fill back with muscle fat or pay for surgery for final solution. Good 4 you trying atleast.
literally: coconut oil.
buy a huge thing of coconut oil. you can even mix coconut oil into a vitamin-E lotion that has NO MINERAL OIL. mineral oil is bad for your skin and is a cheap additive to make your skin feel "soft" after lotioning, but really it's just greasy and slimy.
anyway, use that coconut oil. no, you don't have to wash it off. no, it won't make you smell like coconuts. yes, you can wear clothes over it.
just rub it all over your belly like you're slathering pancakes in butter. rub it in every day. it helps reduce stretchmarks and scars and will speed the cell turnover of your skin.
thank me later.
>he fell for the get /fit/ meme
It's not even worth the effort once you got fat, just give up on everything and wait for your death.
No woman would ever settle for someone like us when they have millions of slim, tall redditor feminists lining up for them
I fucking hate it,
>be obese as child
>lost a lot of weight
>Realize I have a lot of excess skin (Not meme level much)
>Realize I have 5 stripes
>It's not my fault my mother force fed me to pig level when I was a child
Nice memes, none of them will work though.
Ask any woman who went through this after giving birth, there's no going back no matter how much shit you smear on your skin
I've seen girls tan them away but they just turn white at a much faster rate is all.
actually that's not true. as a female with stretch marks, coconut oil is amazing for your skin and can really work wonders.
don't knock it till you try it, fuckface.
"b-but muh maymays"
No, I just said I never claimed losing weight would fix the stretchmarks. OP probably still looks better than his original weight. He should focus on the changes in his face because that will look significantly better with weight loss. No one is going to see you're loose skin unless you walk around shirtless all the time. How is that really bullying?
the fact that you think nothing works makes me think you haven't tried.
did you rub it in for a whole week and not see any results? that's just TOO DAMN BAD you ought to actually do it for several months to a year or more if you're a real fatty fatass.
I know that feel, anon.
Although I'm still in the middle of losing the weight.
pls be my floppy skin bf.