Are there really Christians on 4chan, or is it all a meme wrapped

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can ha

>>414718
What the heck did you just say about me, you little human? I'll have you know I'll graduate top of my class in the training academy, and I will have been involved in numerous secret raids to the surface, and I have 300 recipes for spaghetti. I am trained in the culinary arts, and am the top cook in the Royal Army. To me, you're nothing more than just another best friend. I will leap the heck out of this window with grace that has never been seen before in these ruins, mark my words. You think you can get away with not making up to Undyne about that whole "trying to kill you" thing? Think again, buddy. As we speak, I am giving you my phone number, and adding you to my network of friends on the Internet and your wall is being covered in spaghetti recipes, so you better prepare for the feast, friend. The feast that fills that silly thing you humans call a "stomach". You're stuffed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and can cook pasta in over 700 ways, and that's just with angel hair. Not only am I extensively trained in Italian cooking(hey Sans, what's Italy?), but I have access to the cookbook of the top warrior in the King's Royal Army, and I will use it to its full extent to bury you under a waterfall of tomato sauce and vegetables. If only you knew what delicious treats your little "friendship" attempt was going to bring down upon you, maybe you would have cleaned your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. I will cook noodles all over you, and you will drown in it. You're full to bursting, kiddo.

I'm a Christian and I can give you two big reasons why I do this. First of all, religion is not as simple as you seem to think. There's nobody out there forbidding us from browsing websites or being rude or supporting gay marriage. Religion is simply what you believe in, it only goes further than that if you choose to take it further.

As for why I'm vocal about it, contrary to popular belief, atheists are the ones who are easily annoyed by Christianity rather than the other way around. For lack of a better word, it's very funny to trigger them by quoting Bible verses, telling them the Lord forgives them for their sins, and so on. The best part is, it's still true. So it serves a dual purpose of annoying people while displaying all the positives of religion, and if they get annoyed by it it's their own fault. You may wonder if it goes against my faith to try to annoy people and to that I just say haha.

>>414718
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/3hbean/fresh_off_the_boat_from_reddit_kid/

>>414728
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/3qnohg/papyrus_%CA%96/

>>414735
Oh hey, this one's fresh.

>>414735
I worship the Illiad, so I understand where you're coming from, but you're wrong. The Judeo Christian God isn't real. He was invented as a compromise to get Europeans to get to fucking work. The real Gods are the older ones. Zeus, Poseiden, etc. If your God invented the world then why isn't there any evidence of anybody talking about them before my Gods?

Hell, the Bible basically admits Egyptian gods exist in Exodus.

>>415118
Haha, look at the newfriend redditor who thinks he has to point out that those posts are pasta. 4channers know these classics from just the first couple words m8.

>>415121
>If your God invented the world then why isn't there any evidence of anybody talking about them before my Gods?

Sometimes it just takes people a while to figure out the truth. Then the realization hits them like a burning bush.

it's a gag u dork

>>414711
Just go to r9k, the place is full of christians and moralfags. They kinda fit in with the other virgins

>>414711
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>>415764
I'm not pointing it out because I think I have to. I'm doing it to be mean, you idiot.

>>415771
The christian god of sitting around on his ass and not doing anything because he's a lazy fucker despite claiming to be all powerful, right.

Your God's a liar and a con artist, you know. He promised that Neberkenezer would destroy Tyre, and that never happened.

>>415771
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>415821
Not doing anything is the whole point. A policy of non-interference makes the world more interesting. And now you understand why Sans is the most popular Undertale character, because he's lazy and doesn't do anything.

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>>415786
the common thing christians and r9k have is the hate for todays degeneracy

>>414711
Catholic here, go to church weekly. Nothing here is really sinful, just erotic/disgusting to normies.

>>415786
What the hell are you talking about? They're NEET redditfags who support Sanders the socialist.

Just visit /x/.They shit up every thread with MUH DEMONS MUH HELL

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>>415868
replying to the last five posts in this thread

>>415933
>>>/s4s/

Nice dubs tho.

>>414711
Same reason anyone else does. Something starts as an ironic joke, then it attracts people who don't get the joke, eventually the joke is all but forgotten. In fact, if you're ever questioning how anything got the way it is on 4chan, ask yourself if it's possible that enough people just didn't get a joke.

It's a real thing. Nothing in Christianity forbids being around sin as long as one refrains from said sin. Jesus himself apparently hung out with nothing but scumbags of his time to try and show them the righteous path. You even see churches do this in modern times where they build rehabs, have little motel things in bad neighborhoods, etc.

You're supposed to go where there's sin and depravity because those are the people who need god the most. At least in Christianity. And you're just meant to have strong enough faith to refrain from doing such immorality yourself. Not to mention there's places on 4chan that aren't all about jerking off to shitting dick nipples. Maybe they come here to discuss toys, or video games, or cooking, or paranormal events, politics, or any number of other things.

So, yes, there's Christians that come here. They even used to have their own imageboard called Christchan. Not everything is bait just because you don't get it/like it. I'm not even a Christian and can see why they'd come here and not automatically break any of their moral principles. Except for that one fag who said he came around to annoy people. He seems like a troll since I don't think Jesus went around saying "yea, and be a dick so that those who disbelieve may go and disbelieve even harder because you are such a cunt".

I'm not Christian but enjoy trolling fedora tipping athiests with Christian teachings and Christchan. It's probably a mix.

>>414711
Is your image of a christian an american from the bible belt or something?

You don't have to be all that deeply religious to still consider yourself a part of some group.

>>415885
I doubt the Holy Spirit.

Boom. Hell forever.

>>416007
>as long as one refrains from said sin

Way to misunderstand scripture. Humans can't abstain from sin because original sin will always be in our nature, hence the whole thing about proxy salvation through Jesus. If humans were capable of abstaining from sin, they could obtain salvation on their own by leading perfect lives. Not going to happen.

And before you get into repentance, that's impossible. According to the rules set forth by the New Testament, you can sin as little or as much as you want and still make it to heaven, provided you genuinely believe in the existence of Jesus and accept him as your savior. Now, this doesn't mean accepting Jesus will magically rid you of original sin. Once again, that is a permanent part of your nature. Everybody - Christian or non-Christian - is completely enslaved to sin, and will be until the end of time.

So in short, Christians are going to carry out whatever horrifically sinful lifestyle the nature of original sin afflicts them with, and there's nothing they can do to defy it. They can be shitposters like you or I, spree killers or even baby rapers. The only thing their salvation is contingent upon is the acceptance of Jesus.

It's the americans, most of us eurofags are atheists.

Being a conservative in America is closely connected with a religious attitude, it's not necessarily like that in Europe.

>>416084
By that logic, is it even possible for me to go to hell?

>>416132
>Western Europe