4chan happenings thread

>>>/mlp/

Remember to report & ignore shitposting

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Damn, it feels good to be king

>>1569082
t. Johan

>>1569042
>>1569082
Get out of /qa/

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>>1569082
I'm in charge here

>>1569089
>>1569092
stop samefagging with your shitty thread

>>>/b/744897359
>>>/b/744898220
>>>/b/744898317
>>>/b/744900115

4chan is about to a /b/atman in space.

>>1569142
dumb furfag

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The real thread has been created >>1569161

>Tfw no Sewing and Home and garden boards.

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>>1569142
So long Mr.Adam West.

no idea who that furfag is quoting

>>1569210
Im not bitchy and girly enough for /cgl/ and /diy/ is more house and garden than /out/.

why is this furfag constantly replying to himself don't they normally leave a few hours between posts

>>1569206
Did they glue/taped the bat to the balloon or something?

Not 4chan but another Chan has been sold and turned into a video game http://www.krautchan.net/

>>1569624
I thought that died already? Why wouldn't they sell it?

>>1569640
Okay, actually it wasn't sold it just went undercover mode after being mentioned by a German newspaper.

This guy insisted we'd see an attack on 9/11 and everyone made fun of him.
>>>/news/177104
These kinds of tinfoil blog links are a problem on /news/ and I'm proud to see everybody mocking the OP of that thread.

gas the furfags

>>1569846
>some of the replies to this thread
are animeposters really this fragile? how can we restore /qa/ to an actual discussion board?

by gassing the furfags I bet

>>1569953
>how can we restore /qa/ to an actual discussion board?
We can't. Mods gave up in the Spring when they wouldn't stop reporting ponies for illegal content. We're lucky they brought back the board at all. Hiro uses it as a test board sometimes and that's about it.

only grown men who prefer the company of dog dildos to any named human would reply to themselves this much

>>1569963
never lose hope anon, the weebs will kick and scream and cry but it will happen

interesting and unusual: the stuff this guy shoves into his rectum

>>1570007
holy FUCK

>>1570225
/po/ never had a sticky.

>>1570267
Pretty sure it did at one time. Not recently.

>>1570271
Kys.

>>1570271
https://archived.moe/po/search/type/sticky/

>>1569039
Whops, meant to reply to
>>1569027

This is ridiculous
http://www.strawpoll.me/13916054

>>1570421
>Everybody's voting for using the horseless thread.
>Horseless thread is already kill.

Meanwhile, this one is alive and kicking.

le whops meant to reply to lol

>>1570536
He rigs his own polls. No surprise there.

wow furries are giant queers and homosexual faggots

Hello. I'm curious to know what /qa/ thinks about shitted. Will it be an effective counter to blacked threads? Is it the funniest thing to come out of /b/ in the past 12 years? Thank you for your time.

>>1570755
>shitted
quick rundown?

>>1570755
Pretty amusing. You should have posted a link though.

>>>/b/744978370

not a happening but e-celebrity thread up for over an hour on /a/ https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/162188720/#162188869

I thought /a/ was one of the more moderated boards on the site. they even went through the trouble of making a sticky and threads are more off-topic now more than ever. what happened?

>>1570894
The rise of e-celeb worship on /a/ of all places is fucking sad.

>>1570904
Literally every single post in that thread was asking OP to fuck off.

Also lolispammer is retarded. If instead of using proxies to spam obviously rule-breaking thread he used them on reports it would instantly get on top of the mod queue and would be noticed and deleted by a mod or one of global janitors.

>>1570926
I've asked him why he uses NSFW when it destroys his legitmacy as well...

>>1570755
>>1570764
I'm black and can confirm it is pretty hilarious. I hope it at least slows down all the blacked/white boi nonsense.

>>1570926
What makes you think they won't just ignore it and/or clear the report queue?

>>1570942
If they ignore obviously rule-breaking thread with high amount of reports then what does loli spam change? They will ignore it as well.

>>1570974
>so mods do see the threads
have you ever seen the report queue screenshot? It could be that the janitors simply see those posts out of context of the thread itself and were deleting only the ones which are reported.

>>1571345
That would explain why they haven't deleted all the shit on several boards, like asp.

>>1571345
That cap is also why they sometimes miss images that have been edited to hide porn

>>1570578
whops, meant to reply to
>>1570300

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>>1572033
never change /qa/

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>>1572109
T-thanks u too

I don't think this public ban has been posted yet.
>>1569299

>>1569624
Yeah rip
What a shame

Chans that matter(ed): fourchin, 2ch.ru, krautchan
Chans that don't matter and never will: 2^3chan

>>1572278
stupid frogposter

>>1572354
So there are mods on /qa/.

It would be nice if more came to clean it up or deal with the bots.

>>1572761
>>1572764
>>1572766
Oh look, spam.

I'VE JUST SEEN A FACE

You know, it's funny, this only started when >>1572756 talked about wanting the mods doing something about the bots.

Almost like someone is trying to make us forget about it.

The bot is slow as fuck. It will take more than an hour to reach bump limit. By that time one of the mods will notice it.

>>1572812
Yes, but it's IP hopping.
Just look, it happened again. >>1572820

and what about spam in this thread mods?

>>1572709

>>1572826
?

Why was this thread deleted? What rule did it break? was it the menstruation jokes?

http://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1565234/#1565234

>>1572986
Delete your post

discord shitters are attacking these threads

>>1570894
This was almost up for an hour, I don't get why people care about this stuff.
>>>/a/162222099

>>1569953
>supporting the redditors who want to pretend they have questions

>>1573276
>This was almost up for an hour
And it wasn't spammed with lolis. Fucking lolispammers, do your fucking work.
Hiro needs to hire more lolispammers because current ones are all lazy faggots who don't deserve their salaries.

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>>>/bant/ is being spammed again

>>1573346
>>1573404
aaand it's gone

>>1573412
B-but... IRC isn't supposed to work... that's a screencap faked by the weeb mafia...

Sticky
>>>/v/390185359

>>1573438
Oh hey my IP range isn't blocked for no reason anymore

>>>/b/745082937
>>>/b/745084123
>>>/b/745084207
>>>/b/745085903
>>>/b/745086639
>>>/b/745087864
>>>/b/745087964
Public bans.

>>1573686
I guess someone is having fun.
>>>/b/745085292
I bet there are more but I can't be bothered to look though the entire board. And the archive updates too slowly.

>>1573686
>>1573703
Why on /b/? None of this breaks /b/'s specific rules.

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>>1573710

lol
>>>/b/745086670

>>1573714
/b/ is the designated location for racism and nsfl meme garbage tho

cuck cuck epic cuck spam weeb pepe teen based cuck bro

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>>1573710
>>1573723

>>1573736
ah

>>1573686
Is SHITTED already spreading to /pol/? It could legitimately improve the board

It's some dumbass (who I think also posts on /qa/) thinking that blacked posting will help start the racewar, so it probably will since it makes fun on the whole idea,

>>1573778
In fact, if you think of all the instigating that goes on in /qa/ it's reminicent of someone testing out ideas on how to cause two mutual parties to hate one anoter.

>>1573778
Yeah, I don't know. There are a few different kinds of people who post those threads.
I know a few of them do it to intentionally incite hatred.
Most of the other ones are just trolls.
A few upset retards about the whole racism thing. (like that will help?)

i don't know about this blacked thing but the fact is that this board is crawling with literal 8gag teenbro archaea desperate to start using it as a platform for e-activism again, just take a look at https://archive.fo/B58z3 and ctrl f op's id for some comedy gold

neo-nazis are retarded and 4chan has a few of them

>>1573815
Can you imagine being constantly butthurt like this?

>>1573805
Normally yeah but since /pol/ loves to weaponize memes so much I am expecting them to suck away all the fun from this too

>>1573815
you sound butthurt

a lot of robots think that /r9k/ would be a slightly better place as a blue board
>>>/r9k/39719098

>>1573972
Is this even a happening?

>>1573983
Good question

>>1573728
whops, meant to reply to
>>1572422

>>1573805
Whops, meant to reply to
>>1573792

>>1573778
Whops, meant to reply to
>>1573757

whops meant to kill myself

>>1574582
whops meant to reply to
>>1574561
>>1574557

fucking BASED

This exists

>>>/r9k/39725038

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>>1574660
>thought he was just some name fagging kid
>it's actually an old man
What the heck is he doing on /r9k/?

Why are you guys preemptively bitching about /pol/ so much
This is like /tv/'s old obsession with Reddit

>>1574680
>>1574681
Same reason Shatner browses it, because it's a fun board once you take the jaded stick out of your asshole.

>>1574659
whops meant to reply to
>>1574593

does sadpanda have a no panties tag?

>>1574729
He uses a few

>>1574729
if sadpanda has a no panties tag it will single handedly make me use sadpanda indepwndent of all the elitist cock stroking bullshit its userbase takes part in. I will check myself but will expect nothing

>>1574740
well i tried a bit and unless it uses like a "paizuri" tag for it where it's still in japanese or something they dont have one

>>1574727
Have you ever heard of nopan, faggot.

>>1574761
Listen, I may not have a socially acceptable angry word to call you, but that shit only has seven pages and none of the results appear to show it as a tag. If you mean you'd rather I'd said that instead, I don't care for the shitty "if you're not already in I hate you" sadpanda mentality.

But anyway I get sadpanda's a website with content but I really don't want to dabble in the bitter conformity that site breeds/ plays with and it seems I don't have to.

>>1574768
Who cares about the community, it's a hentai site. If you don't know how to search for the stuff you want to search for, then that's your issue.

some friendly leaf has taken it upon himself to tell /bant/ that there are bump bots here

>>1574811
love those cool little canadian guys

>>1574811
I'm sure he has only the purest of intentions for /qa/ and has no plans to raid /qa/ with shitposting storms

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>>1574923
¥janitors
¥on /qa/

the OP image was just deleted

Lmao. Based

>>1574938
Did the OP break a rule or something?

>>1574952
Some mod has been banning every frog poster in the catalog this morning. He was probably one of those.

>>1574952
if I remember correctly this is the happening thread that had the popular threads bit full of ponies

>>1574952
The "popular threads" section that's usually used as the OP contained threads from /mlp/. It would seem, hilariously enough, that the 4chan main page is habitually violating GR 15 and as such posting screencaps of it is a bannable offence.

>>1574955
>contained
It was only stuff from /mlp/.

>>1574952
OP took the classic screencap you always see on happenings threads (popular stuff from the 4chan main page), and edited to include only threads from /mlp/, and whether intentionally or not, all include a clearly visible pony. I know it sounds redundant or dumb, but a lot of threads on /mlp/ have images that aren't ponies, sometimes anthropomorphic characters, or general ideas, like these:

>>>/mlp/30926697
>>>/mlp/30936350
>>>/mlp/30932020

So OP took the time to refresh the popular stuff until he had enough screencaps like these >>>/mlp/30936117 to edit and fill the entire OP pic.

For the lulz.

B-B-BUT THE WEEB MAFIA IS RUNNING BOTS, WHY WON'T THE MOD BAN THEM INSTEAD??

>>1575022
>lulz

>>1575022
you dont have to be a ponyfag apologist. the commentary was clearly that ponies are allowed amongst other content on 4chan.org, but not the sub boards.

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And now, the next episode on the new powerpuff girl saga: the writers for the episode have been leaked, pic related.

/co/ is having an aneurysm.

>>>/co/95330802
this happened

>>1574945
whops, meant to reply to
>>1574938

>>1575023
whops, meant to reply to
>>1574953

>>1569006
>>>/asp/3094283
Horny fucks...

bump again