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ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous
2017-07-16 03:27:34 Post No.1458867
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:27:34 Post No. 1458867 [Report] [View this topic]

There should be a counter for how many people have hidden your thread

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:29:06 Post No.1458870
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>>1458867
You shouldn't be able to hide threads at all. You should be forced to look at things you don't like.

Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:32:55 Post No.1458874
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:32:55 Post No.1458874 [Report]

How would you account for filters?

Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:51:36 Post No.1458890
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>>1458867
But only you should be able to see it, not everyone, otherwise it would just turn into a down boat.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 02:58:09 Post No. 1458830 [Report] [View this topic]

So this one time, Stephen Hawking and I were discussing the pros and cons of classical era stoicism, and we both stopped and sighed after a while and said "sometimes it seems like life would just make more sense if we didn't have such massive I.Q.'s". And then I laughed, and at that exact moment my bipolar disorder kicked in and I became terribly depressed and started reminiscing about the things in life that made me sad. How most people don't have an I.Q. of 150, and aren't geniuses like myself, has really made life difficult for me over the years. I've fought time and time again with brainwashed religious fools (many of whom were, dare I say, people of color). I also thought back to the time when I would correct the malodorously incorrect things teachers would say in high school. The nature of my mind exists in a different plane of existence when my bipolar disorder kicks in, but when combined with my schizophrenia I become a cold, calculating, heartless genius. I remember by the age of three I had a firm grasp of quantum mechanics, and I already had a disdain for things the lessers enjoyed like sports and sex. Sex makes no sense to me, but maybe it's simply because I've never met a partner with a sufficient I.Q. to stimulate me. According to the last online I.Q. test I took (I take them weekly), my I.Q. is 162. Not too bad, but unfortunately the way I speak has evolved past what many people can understand, and so when I try to explain things like how the higgs boson field has already collapsed and we are all doomed to die, nobody listens. Or maybe they just don't care. Nihilism, am I right?

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:03:27 Post No.1458842
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based

Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:07:33 Post No.1458847
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>>1458830
who are you owning?

Anonymous 2017-07-16 05:02:46 Post No.1458961
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>>1458830

fuck nihilism

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 02:37:02 Post No. 1458817 [Report] [View this topic]

question & answer? More like question & poop. lmao.

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:04:00 Post No.1458843
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>>1458817
Mad men got cancelled lol

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2017-07-16 02:08:22 Post No.1458794
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 02:08:22 Post No. 1458794 [Report] [View this topic]

Marisa sure is scary!

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 02:11:27 Post No.1458795
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So minus8 is making 2hos now?

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>>1458795
I don't think it's this guy

Anonymous 2017-07-16 02:28:05 Post No.1458811
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>>1458794
That's not Marisa

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[Anonymous] 2017-07-16 02:06:07 Post No. 1458793 [Report] [View this topic]

A ten year old s ram would intend on remembering everything a man saying he's in a ten year old, IM A TEN YEAR OLD Year old thinks this is the end say god bye to game over its bonsai

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[SPOILER] 2017-07-16 02:47:04 Post No.1458821
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>>1458793
this[/spoiler]

Anonymous 2017-07-16 03:06:04 Post No.1458846
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>>1458793
It's bonsai! I didnt know he still came here. Good to know.

[D] 2017-07-16 04:44:26 Post No.1458945
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>>1458821
PULL dull gull sleeping while I creep freaking still stalking left no right start ignition these dream blistering skidding on the roof the roof is hugged a belt beaten with your fat fucking stench WENCH claim from under the thirst and follow through I got brown gold for u fALL through but never grew bird bird get in bed rest your head with thos yous that left with the death of the cleft operation bull why tyre this light is brighter fore a thinking of the strange cat is all you can do and look up straight up and felt this feel after me?[spoiler]HTTPS[/spoiler]

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2017-07-16 01:26:14 Post No.1458763
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 01:26:14 Post No. 1458763 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: memes whose posters you legitimately hope suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 01:28:52 Post No.1458767
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>>1458763
dumb frogposter

Anonymous 2017-07-16 01:30:16 Post No.1458768
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The m word.

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2017-07-16 01:11:48 Post No.1458752
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Pedojihadi 2017-07-16 01:11:48 Post No. 1458752 [Report] [View this topic]

Can we ban that kraut asshole that spams toehoes in every thread on /bant/?

I love you mods, pls help.

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 01:12:42 Post No.1458753
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>>1458752
go back there

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2017-07-16 01:04:45 Post No.1458748
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Anonymous 2017-07-16 01:04:45 Post No. 1458748 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: times you remember where /v/ was good.

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 01:27:26 Post No.1458765
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>>1458748
A DEAL'S A DEAL ANON

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 12:47:27 Post No. 1458735 [Report] [View this topic]

I keep getting the urge to shit but I can't and I keep feeling it coming but nothing's coming out its like my rectum is now a mean club bouncer and won't let anything out and it fucking hurts and it won't stop then I bend over like an idiot and it feels so good but the poop won't come out and all I can feel is the relaxing massage my spazzing lower intestine is giving me so I go to the toilet so I can drop a fat man on Nagasaki but then the feeling stops and when I'm doing something like watching anime and all comfy with my cat then I get the urge again and it just keeps straining and I tense up then my cat runs out of my room

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 12:48:43 Post No.1458736
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The mind of a shitposter.

Anonymous 2017-07-16 12:49:08 Post No.1458737
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>>1458735
die

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>>1458736
Guys my asshole can't take it anymore
HOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHGGGG

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 12:32:12 Post No. 1458731 [Report] [View this topic]

>it's a capeshit thread on /tv/

can we move these to /co/ please

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 12:49:33 Post No.1458738
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>>1458731
no.

Anonymous 2017-07-16 12:52:57 Post No.1458741
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>its a frogposter thread on /qa/

can we move these to /trash/ please

Anonymous 2017-07-16 01:36:53 Post No.1458774
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>>1458741
based

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 11:15:46 Post No. 1458686 [Report] [View this topic]

>stuck at 96%
>check peer list
>no one has 100%

wtf! anyone know what happen to the noobsubs guy i don't want to look for another torrent for fuck sake

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 11:25:12 Post No.1458690
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>>1458686
dumb frogposter

Anonymous 2017-07-16 11:27:28 Post No.1458694
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>>1458690
t. tsunadere

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 11:15:28 Post No. 1458685 [Report] [View this topic]

Saber riding a banana.

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Anonymous 2017-07-16 10:18:45 Post No.1459465
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BANA

Anonymous 2017-07-16 10:20:50 Post No.1459468
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NABA

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/