CHINA HAPPENING THREAD #2

FIRST

>>60015436
This post is mine. You do not have permission to read it. You do not have permission to reply to it. Now, unless I am being legally detained, I will be on my way.

>>60015436
Holy fuck! If it ends up happening be sure to stock up on guns, ammo, food, milk and bread.

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a new mystery island has appeared

Reminder this is the end game of us being jettisoned into the Berenstain Bears universe.

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Sell tops

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>>60015436
WHAT SCARY WAY TO START THE YEAR. HOW MANY HAPPENINGS ARE GOING ON RIGHT??? LOOK AT CATALOG.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's gonna happen

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alertmap

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REMINDER THAT ALL MARKETS ARE FUCKING TANKING

>>60015599
>no funnzy zany tabs

Wtf man

>>60015627
Hope you stocked up on ammo, boys.

>>60015627

Dow Jones futures down 270 points right now

SELL SELL SELL

GET #SELL TRENDING

DO IT FAGGOTS DO YOUR PART.

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>>60015528
?!

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>>60015436
I wonder who's behind all this.

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>>60015627
Fug. It's happening! Conductor we have a problem! Why didn't you listen? Get out while you still can! It's all monopoly money. #SELL
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>>60015436
>TFW I GOT 300 ROUNDS OF NUGGET FOOD FOR CHRISTMAS

WHO /PREP'D/ HERE

PATH
OF
LIGHT

SEE YOU ON THE ROAD BOYS

>>60015507
>milk
>bread
LOL Holy fuck you're so dead.

>>60015627
>Iz ok the free market will sort it out
>iZ oki the gubermint will sort it out
I wonder if they all truly know what this means

RIP 401 k plan

Stay NEET /pol/. I'm buying when the NYSE opens, just like I did on black monday. Time for some post-xmas deals.

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>>60015673
>stocked
>stocks currently shitting the bed

>>60015729
Prepped as shit, although, not going on the road. Although I have a BoB made, I plan on Bugging in.

>>60015734
50, 2kg jars of honey master race reporting

Enjoy your no calories while I fuck yo bitch.

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The Dems are FUCKED if the market crashes. No fucking way they win 2016 if this bubble bursts. They won't let it happen until 2017.

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>>60015436

>people actually believed this was the "Chinese century"
>people actually believed China would become a super power

Reminder that the same people said Japan would be a superpower back in the 80s, instead they had the lost decade and remained nothing more than a regional power since.

There's three entities on this planet that can dominate the world, the United States, a United European super state and Russia. The rest, China, Japan, India, South America, Turey ect.. are all wannabe super powers. None of them have the capacity to actually be one.

>>60015436
Oh I see perfectly what's going on here:

>commie gamers: 0
>Mars: over 9000

They literally never learn.

>>60015679
There are no futures, Anon.

Not for Ȁ̴̢̲͕͔̹͙̹͔̣̻̩̲͖̙͌̓̉̀͡ͅͅNͪ̊̾ͣ҉͓̯͔͙̬̼̘̜͙̝͓͖̞͈̞͕ͅY̔ͥ̊́̌̃ͬ͌́̅ͥ͒͌͌ͪ̂̋̕͜͏̴̙͕̩̦̬͔̩͎͇Ơ̴̫̣̺̰͖̱͚͖̔͛̒̔̓͂ͬ͆̊͌ͥ̓̋͝Ņ̷̵̟̖̯͍͎̩̦̞͈̦͈̼̣̞̬̖̺̦͆̌̃̌ͭ̀̎̃̔̆̇ͩ̉ͥ̾̋̚͜͠Ë̊ͭ̏͏̨̨̲͈͍̹̘̙̪̩̗̟͚͈̹͔̘͜͟ͅ

Prepped as shit rn.

Getting my BoB ready,can't making contact with friends with land in Eastern Oregon (Portlandfag here)

>>60015815
*Marx over 9000

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JANUARY 4
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>>60015648
I have the flu. Judgment is off

>>60015750
To go off the trolling for a sec, there was a day in Obama's first term where the markets were headed towards collapse. My boss was a big time day trader he told me we were fucked then shit leveles off for no reason and got better. He said it made no sense and most likely Obama stepped in and manipulated something.

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>>60015528

JANET YELLEN ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>60015773
Honey? HOney? HONey? HONEy? HONEY?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!
Stop wasting your time!
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How do we meme this so the algorithms pick it up?

DAX floating at around -3.3%
Get comfy lads

>>60015862
Obama has been using high inflation/low interest and stimulus packages to keep the bubble growing. It had to burst some time.

>>60015829
As much as I'd like the world to go out in a holocaust of ecstasy and fire, realistically everything will just suck for a while then weel all get over it

SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL
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GET #SELL TRENDING

DO IT FAGGOTS.

SELL SELL SELL

>>60015528
Just looked on Viking conquest m&blade
It's still there you nigger

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>>60015729
I think I'm good

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>people panicking

kids these days

Anyone else /comfy/?

I'm staying up to see developments.

>>60015807
Their magic is now inferior to ours.

The market is fucked.

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>>60015877

there's also a new province in Northern Canada named Nunavit

>>60015906
Post things like "sell stocks" or "economic crash"
In to google search and the algorithms will pick it up.

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>>60015962
>tfw you just went to the range yesterday
>tfw you shot almost all your ammo
>tfw you don't get paid until Friday
>tfw you only have 3 mags of ammo for each gun

How could I have been so irresponsible?

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>>60015989
I'm Comfy as fuck Senpai

>>60015988
That big rise from the indicated point to now?

Yeah, that's the bubble.

When it pops, and it will, your standard of living will become reminiscent of medieval Europe.

>>60015988
Fair enough nigger, however I raise you
>>60015627

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>>60015989
Comfy as ever

>>60016083

I don't know about that but we should see 1,400 before too long

Sooooooo what exactly would happen if it got worse?

>>60015989
Can't wait to drive up to my Vermont place in the middle of nowhere tomorrow

>>60015906
Twitter. Create more hysteria

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>>60015988
WALL STREET INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE DETECTED!
Don't listen to lies.
It's ogre.
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!
SELL

>>60016166

IT

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>>60016013
/comfyNunavut/ here by the fireplace.

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>>60016083
>When it pops, and it will, your standard of living will become reminiscent of medieval Europe.

Shit I don't have any gold or silver coins

>mfw

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>>60016182

sorry for misspelling it
twice

>>60016166
You ever seen two starving men fight over a baby carcass before?

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Have we started the fire?

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/01/05/business/international/stocks-asia-markets-china.html?_r=0&referer=

Dow tomorrow end:
-1.58% +/- 0.08%
bank on it

>>60016207
>h̨̜̳̮̀̿̌̓ͫ̔̎̕t͓̺̹̼͇͎͙̪̘̃ͬ̓͆̌ͨ͝t̥͈̦̱͎̏́ͭͅp̧̫̲̣̦̺̖̤̈͋̈ͦ̈̍́̀ͅs̖̟̾͋ͣ̊ͤ̀:̘͉̫̯̤̙̜̈̓͊͛̊̓̓͜/̼̗̘̟̞̔̽̔̇̈̍̔͗/̵̜̯̮̞ͮ̍̂͜w̻ͪ̓ͨ̀͋̐̓ͥ̿́w̨̢̝̟̟̱̦͐ͯ͂̾̄͆ͣ̇wͦ͐҉̹̞̘.ͥ̚͏̵͓y̫̥̝̮̺̻̐̍ͦ͡o͙̺̮̰̲ͣ̕ṳ̵̶ͨ͒͝t̥̮̤̪͓̑̌͒̊̂ͩ̎̊ư̢̜͓̱̈́̅ͬ̑̊ͅb̈̈́͐̚̚͏̤͔̬͍͇̮͈̜e͛̐́ͪ̕͝͏̭̣.̶̞̠̐͐̂̒̊̚ć̵̮̼̺̜͎̿̆̓͊̀ȍ̉̈̎҉̧̼̳̜̰̥͉̜m̵͓̭͙̼͖͉̮̩ͫͤ͗͒̐́̽̍/͈͒͛̄́̎̔͊̄w̞͚͉͉͆ͦͯ̿̃̐ͭ̿̃͝͠a̶͚͊ͥͤ̔ͨͪ͟͝t̵̶̲̱̱̟̝̟ͤ̌̄ͭc̡͔̯̥̭̞ͥ̈̄͋̈̋̄͢ͅh̛̰̰̣̄̆̇?̝͙̀̎́ͭ̉̔̌ͧ̃̀v̮ͦ͒ͧͪͥ͗ͩ̈́͟͜͡=̨͔̖̪̮͉̫̙͗̎ͫ̀m̸̖̥̦̦̩̫̗̪̽̆ͣ̃t̤̞̙ͧͪ̀̊ͭB̷͈̼͈̯̎ͮ͑ͬ͑̋͝V̧̠͉̰̠̈́ͅĺ̛̻̳͎̰̫ͮ͐ͧ͐ͤ͗̋d̷͙͎̮͕̲̜̘̬̎́̈́̑͒̀͒͑̉ͅL̛͕̘̠̮͖̼͙̗͇̑̒͒̍̕ţ̵̘̫̥̤̟̱̯̈ͯ̓ͤͬͥv̴̗̳̗̯̿́̈́̄͛̽̕͟D̢͖͍̹͉̩̤ͩ̽̊̾ͮͭ0͎̼̓̆̈͜
>Typed that into google
>went bonkers

>>60016226
The wall rises

Mfw I'm googling "Margin Call"

do that one too guys

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/comfy/

Glencore is shitting itself right now, -6.4%

>>60016179
>>60016088
>>60016083

>China factory activity shrinks again in December
This isn't a happening event, just a small correction.

>>60016260
>typed

Dark... darker... darker still...

Photon Readings...
Ņ̸͙͉̹̮̱̫͖̪͍̙͚͙͈̠͎́͋́͒̓̏̚͢͟͡ę̥̘̱̟̟͔̪͔̯̞̬͈̀̀͛͊̒́̊͝g̷̮̮͉̥͇̭̮̳̾́̃̈͂̊̓̔̂̾̆̔ͯ̉̓͗̀̚̕͝͡aͥ̅͌̄ͬ̎ͣ̆ͪ͆̓́̅̌̄ͧ̚҉̼̲͓̗̙͈̠̘̹͍̣̙̞̰͞ṯ͕̠̩̟̜̈́͐̃̐ͭ̉̃̇̂͌̎́͟͠ì̷͇̘̗̻̥͍͎̝̜͈͚̲͖͓̞̰̥̇ͬ̒ͧͫ̔̆ͪ̆ͮ͆̇̚̕͜ͅͅv̸̾̉͐̇͒ͬ͛͒̂ͤͩͫ̒̃̓̆ͤ́̀͏̜͙̳͉e̱̞͇̘̻̺̹͉͎̜̗͖̞ͣ̍̄͐͌ͤͧ͐ͤ͛̑͟͞

>>60016339
Factory activity shrinking during christmas????

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>60016166
China, Japan, EU, and Russia will step in to bail out the market. Obama will try but the Republicans will block him. If it gets much, much worse in the US, recession. If the gooks bail it out, tiny blip that only the 1%ers see.

>>60016310
Glencore is going bust it's gonna be awesome. I have my doubts that they can restructure their company quick enough to save it.

>>60016367
please go back to /b/

>>60015495
You have permission to reply to deez nutz

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>>60016339
>le it's just a blip
Please be bait.

>>60015858
everyones getting sick. I'm getting better.. but I hope this isn't the big one they keep talking about

Feds to raise interest rates if situation continues to spiral.

We need to bring about the end times before it's too late

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

SELL SELL SELL

>>60016442
please also go back to /b/

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the fed raised rates for two weeks, kek, now they will take it back and give up QE

We will have Jap-ified our economy for good when that happens

SELL SELL SEEEEELLLL

MEME IT SOOO

>>60016478
Why would they raise interest rates? They can't lower them much since they're at like 2%, but they certainly won't raise. That would probably cause a credit freeze and rape the economy.

Uh.. guys?

Can we stop this? I'm actually getting kinda scared now.

http://quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html

>>60016201
consider moving to the US instead

your dollar continues to tank and your government doesn't care

>>60016457
buy the dip :)

Wasn't there something about how earthquake activity is increasing in some areas, indicating the possibility of a 'big one'?

>>60016516
Nah,also

You're a bunch of faggots crying over nothing :^)

>>60015988
What an idiot, you don't understand/see the difference between now and 2008 do you?

>>60016571
Mega Big Birtha One Hits LA soon

LEARN TO SWIM COMMIEFORNIA!!!

>>60016540
.25%

>>60016571
Please please please
Clinton does in San Andreas Fault earthquake or some shit. Please God

>>60015773

>Honey

>Not 100kg of maple syrup

The fuck is wrong with you canuk?

>>60016571
this.
this morning our north east was struck with 6.7 Richter scale earthquake.

>>60016645
poo in loo loo

>>60016589
?
was just pointing out that people are overreacting...

buy keep buying your gold :)

I'm kicking myself for not buying some gold, oh well
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>>60016571
Yea when I look at the alert map I notice an alarming amount of earthquakes all occurring in either the middle East or West United States

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>>60015729
>tfw only 1 .22lr rifle
>50 rounds of ammunition

Witness me /pol/fags

>>60016657
France pls, brush your teeth

>>60016645
The God Emperor has spoken India must be nuked as a sacrifice

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>>60015436

CONDUCTOR
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>>60016555
>http://quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html
>click link
>first comment in the crawl: "deathto china"
>commence audible laughter

Seriously? Holy fuck. This bubble is going to be biblical when it bursts. Fucking 08 all over again.

>>60016645
Poo quake ?

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>>60016555
trips,

>>60015627
>All markets tanking
>Mudslime invasion of europe
>SJW shilling in the west
>/x/ thinking some sort of super plague in europe will be unleashed next month with a happening tomorrow or early on the 5th
3
2
1
lets jam

>>60016555
Everything on that site looks so happy. Where is all the red? SELL!

>>60016645

did shit hit the fan or what?

Talking heads on Bloomberg in full "Don't Panic!" mode.

How bad could it get?

http://www.bloomberg.com/live

>>60016768
It's all reversed in China - red is good and green bad.

>>60016571
3 of the 10 largest earthquakes ever recorded have happened within the last 12 years. Those records go back several hundred years based of estimates of intensity and close to 150 years with proper instrumentation.

We have already seen more than our lifetimes quota of "big ones". California I guess is potentially due for another large quake.

Can we talk about the Chik-Fil-A thing?
Also, how long have we been in the Berenstain timeline?

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>60016768
It's a Chinese site.

Red = Good
Green = Bad

Weird, I know.

>>60016764
Trump will save us. I have faith.
He'll build a wall for us to take refugee behind.

>>60016784
When they tell you not to panic... that's when you run!

>>60016808
Since 9/11 probably

MEME MAGIC GO.
SELL SELL SELL

>>60016865
Agreed. If they were saying, "Capitalize on this blip" I might trust them. Instead it's "hold your stocks even though the market is falling".

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>>60016685

witnessed

>>60016808
9/11

SELL
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sell sell sell sell sell sell sell selL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

BERNIE DID THIS TO US

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>>60016740
>>60016865
>sell sell sell
which one of you fag is hacking that website?

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>>60015436

U.K. MARKETS IN FREEFALL

GET YOUR GUNS!

http://www.bloomberg.com/live

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>>60015809
I have to disagree anon, I think China will eventually become a great power, if not a super power.
Japan is a bit like Germany in that it is limited in land area and natural resources. Both China and the US are huge on both counts and both have extremely large industrial capacities.

>wake up
>World is crashing

nice

>>60016964
>Comrade Sanders GET
>Commie CHINA Getting BTFO

Holy fuck
MEME MAGIC

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>>60016888
>>60016888
>>60016888
>tfw trips
>tfw our original timeline's 9/11 was probably committed with nukes instead of planes

Friday should be glorious. When the chinks remove their weird ban on selling off too much of whatever stock a single owner has in a company.

So if its tanking now....just imagine the happening before the weekend!

>>60016967
It was me I used a series of whistles into a payphone and I hacked the site

>>60016967
SELL EVERYTHING DONT PANIC JUST SELL SELL SELL SELL ELL

Alright /pol/, got myself a gun, ammo, gold and silver during your last happening frenzy, and that looked alot worse than this. Can someone explain to me why I should be worried? Just in the slightest?

>>60017038

did u just watch that documentary on steve jobs/phone freaks?

>>60017054
if it goes down you go down with it cheese man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3imSKAvgmY

I've just liquidated all my assets into bitcoins

bugout bag by my side


am I doing it rite?

>>60017054

You can only pull back the rubberband so much before it snaps.

>>60016694
kek

>>60017054
See here >>60015627
It's affecting just about every market

>can't sleep
>check pol
>world is in the middle of an economic free fall
Well fuck

>>60016967
We're always writing messages in that forum, saying "prepare for sell" or "all in". Funnier back in September though.

>>60017098

Never disrespect a cheese monger, not on my fucking watch buddo.

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>>60017108

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>>60015436
>>60016969

>>60017108
yes, bitcoins will help immensely in a world without order

>>60017138
I'm in the same boat as you.

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>>60017138
What a glorious way to start the day

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>>60017138
thank god

ive waited for the happening for so long

and now it looms overhead

>>60016737
>>60016657
These jokes are kind of annoying now can you shut the fuck up

SELL SELL SELL
get #sell trending

>>60017138
Same, I wouldn't get my hopes up too much though, remember the September shimitah bullshit

>>60017098
Go be a roma somewhere else

serious question, I have about 12 K in bank stock. the stock has increased 5 fold since I got it as an inheritance gift from my grandfather(5 K in total, I sold half of it to help with a home). When the fuck should I sell this bank stock? it just keeps going up. I'm paranoid about the crash but why ruin a good thing. If anyone can give some advice it would be much appreciated.

>>60017248
>thinking romanian posters would have the mental capacity to have good banter

they're just as bad as curry-niggers friend

SELL
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THE MEME GODS ARE ANGERED BY THE SANDERS GET

>>60017248

Indian national located

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELLSELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>60017134
so did the crashes last summer. We had some chinese markets crash alot harder than this.

>>60017285
you already got your investment out, keep taking portions as you need it for other investments..

SELL
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>>60017292
maximum burger hurt

>>60017305
I'm white

SELL
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>>60015436
>>60017171

>>60017232
man kind needs to be cleaned
to return to the days of old
to a happy simple world
enjoy the ride brother

GET #SELL TRENDING ON TWITTER

YOU CAN DO IT /POL/

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>>60017345
OK Gandhi

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
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>>60017171
>FUTURE SO BRIGHT I DON'T NEED EYES TO SEE

FUCKING SELL
U
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I
N
G

S
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As I was opening my eye and coming out of sleep

I said to myself...

damn I hope a big happening happens today

I imagined what sort of happening I would inflict on this world

giant meteor from the sky?

nah

Iran ans SA go apeshit on each other?

nah

global economic melt down


fuck yeah

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

SELL SELL

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shit lads, should I sell my stock? I'm still +20000$ in profit on US stock, could it really tank that much?

JUST SELL
U
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T

S
E
L
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SELL SELL SELL SELL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonLd-32ns4

THREAD THEME

SELL NOW

>>60015436

We doing this again?
Trump stumping Chine before he even gets in office?

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I want it to happen, /pol/, but I know when I wake up later, nothing's going to have changed.

>>60017325
I'm worried if I invest some of it elsewhere I will fail. I wish my god damn grandpa didn't die last year. I just want another safe as fuck bank stock, but with things the way they are IDK if such a thing exist. Im really just confused as to how much this affects my shares. last time a happening occured the stock dropped from 10K to 9K, now its up to 12 and growing weekly. The bubble worries me.

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CRASHING THIS MARKET

>>60016764
Don't worry, that plague will not hurt the US according to an anon post a while back.

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/comfyasfuck/

>>60017501
this
2 months ago was the same shit

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Gee, I wonder who's behind this one??

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>>60017553

>>60017512
WITH NO SURVIVORS

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BERNIE SANDERS CRASHED THE STOCK MARKET

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SELL SELL the property is the most part of my normal and a lot more to do. I'm not there. it is not the intended recipient of the deal. The climax then it would take the time. China has been the same thing. I'm sorry.

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Since its officially real

Can i ask for a meme magic request? There's a qt girl who's totally redpilled and absolutely like me in most ways. the problem is im coming out of a huge depression that's completely ruined my mental state

maybe reply to this post with good luck frog so i have a chance

>>60017595
THIS

SELL SELL SELL

>getting involved in the stock market

good goys

>>60017620
good luck frog

>>60017594
>Sanders 60 Gorrilion Get
>Stock Market Crashes

>>60017620
A true man creates his own luck.

who /hasToWorkin2hours/ here?

im FUCKED but this is such a fresh HAPPENING

>>60017285
literally yesterday

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Meanwhile, gold is a strong buy currently

I remember when liberals taunted and mocked us right wingers for saying that their beloved China was under a bubble that was going to burst.

They said it would never happen and that we were crazy.

Well look now. Feels good to be right.

>>60017685

I have a drug test some time in the next 12 hours so I can start one of my 2 new jobs. Other than that, /comfy/

It would be my luck that once I manage to pull myself outta a mental breakdown that cost me my job and try to look for a job again the economy shits itself.

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>>60017620
You're going to die, frog

>>60017620

godspeed fair frog

>>60017691
?

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>>60017692

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/pol/ Will the crash stump the trump?

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>>60017620
good luck frog

Do they expect one of us to be in the wreckage /pol/?

>>60017771
It will make him stronger

>>60017771
ONLY A SACRIFICE TO THE GOD EMPEROR WILL STOP THE CRASH

>>60017820
This.

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>>60017620
Good luck frog

>>60015718

>don't buy gold they said
>invest in stock they said
>the USD dollar is real money the "Federal" Reserve said

I'm glad I keep most of my wealth in assets so I don't have to worry about bullshit like this.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFckSbt5p4o

MUH ROPE DAY HAS COME!!!!!!

IT JUST HIT -2%

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM. CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

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JANUARY 4TH
>JANUARY 4TH

>>60016630

Just like you guys have dropbears everywhere, maple trees are abundant, unlike bees. It's easy to obtain loads of syrup anywhere.

>>60017728

I graduated college in 2008
couldn't find a job in my field

back in grad school now and graduate next year

apparently me finishing colege brings down the economy

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>>60017817
Now is not the time for fear, brother. That comes later.

>>60015807

Yes, we need another economic collapse so everyone really starts to feel the pain of being nice to foreigners with free money. The UK and many other european nations spend billions on "foreign aid" to countries who use it to buy military aircraft instead of helping starving kids or investing in education.

>>60016182
I fucking love those mountain wooden houses

>>60017958
I don't see where that says the 4th.

>>60016764
>super plague

Was that from the riddling moose fucker? Anyone have an archive for the /x/ stuff?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMfp9GG-xHQ

>>60017980

>tuition confirmed economy crasher

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just a reminder nothings going to happen it never does

see you guys next year when it happens all again just as it did last year and the year before

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>>60017958
>Not posting full version

>>60018073

J40528

>>60018073
>J40528

rearange it to January 4th, and the numbers were the guy's office number.

I don't have them anymore, but Sergei Guriev will have a meeting today and that's when it happens

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>>60018081
We have a pirate politician too

>>60018073
exactly

>>60018040
If you want more look up timberframe and log cabins/houses m80. Those are the English terms atleast.

>>60018121
>Australian
>Having respectable opinions

Choose one.

>it's happening!
>for real this time!
>any day now!

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>>60018138

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukd2Zjr_HPw

Who here has their bugout bags at the ready?

>>60018214
Open it in a new tab

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>>60017620
good luck frog

Believe in the meme magic my friend, there's tonnes of qt grills I know who I'm determined to bang this year with the meme magic power that be

>>60018231
Where are you bugging out to? I have my supplies ready and my bag ready, but, mostly my supplies. Gonna bug in.

>>60018263
Out of the city of course. Imagine the looting and Chimpouts if this time really happening

>>60018140

18 MINUTES!?!?!?!

>>60017685
I work at 7

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>>60018231
Why would I do such a thing, friend? This is my driveway :)

>>60018263
I'm personally going to bug out to Wiggins Mississippi where my family has 1000 acres of land and about 2000 acres about 30 minutes north of there as well.

>Invested in australia
Ohhhhhh, takashi-san family is having konbi noodles this week

>>60018312
Yikes, I don't live in a big city luckily.

ANOTHER TRUMP PREDICTION COMES TRUE

BEWARE OF CHINA HE SAID, DO NOT TRUST THEM. THEY CALLED HIM A STUPID RACIST BIGOT IDIOT WHO WILL RUIN OUR TRADE RELATIONSHIPS

>>60018363
Question:
Why are all the Asian posters here full on Autists?

>>60016310
Glencore has been in the shit for months. A drop of that much in a day is not unusual. They're volatile as fuck.

t. /biz/

>>60018335
You should be fine then. Not a highly populated area, I assume?

>>60018406
Because they're like the rest of us

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>>60018390
WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED

guys i don't think it's happening. you're the only ones talking about this.

>>60018352

Smith County reporting

family has a couple hundred acres and a natural spring
if I can make it down there

>>60018406
Question:
Why did you capitalize autist?

>>60018415

>shillbot

S E L L
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>>60018450
IT'S
FUCKING
HAPPENING

>>60018450
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=china+stock+market&tbm=nws

oh

>>60018406

Strong correlation between high intelligence and autism.

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>>60018415

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>>60018526
>intelligence

>>60018335

Watch out for those walker herds and keep plenty of ammo

>>60018521
oh

All i see is "yeah they stop trading after a selloff"
meanwhile on /pol/
HAPPENINGM AOMG BUGOUT BUGOUT

We won't even feel the repercussions unless you're in business with the gooks.

CONDUCTOR WE ARE SELLING STOCK
OND
ND
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U
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Black Elvis here
international markets will ignore china's shenanigans

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>tfw you sold your index fund back in early September because of a meme
>tfw it ended up being a good decision

SELL
E
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>>60018593
BALELVIS LIES

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

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>>60018580
hahahaha

Well looks like I'm going to make a trip to the supermarket to prepare to be comfy. What is essential comfycore?

>hot chocolate with marshmallows

>>60018567
I live on top of a mountain at the end of a mile long dirt road that has 11 houses on it, all of which are armed with >20 guns and thousands of bullets.

I'm the last line of defense, I'll all good.

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>>60018583
CONDUCTOR I'M SELLING STOCK
CONDUCTOR I'M SELLING STOCK
CONDUCTOR

Anybody know how Alibaba's stock is holding out through all this?

This seems like a convenient way for them to scoop up smaller competitors..

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Anybody else setting sail on a long 19th century themed sea voyage too? Pretty comfy aboard ship in a stateroom.

>>60018649
yeah pretty funny you use cricket. Oh wait that's someone else's screenshot anyway.

>>60018656
whiskey

egg nog

ludens cherry drops

pork ribs

Yesterday i got myself a tactical pen (S&W MP)

i should be fine

>>60018766
Whiskey and vodka

tomato/lettuce/potato seeds

a lot of steak

>>60015436
>-2/3%
>Hurr durr it's fucking happening buy ammo get in a bunker ww3 incoming

This meme need to die

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>>60018737
So? Want me to go take one? Here. Bam, Screenshot acquired. As if that even mattered, lol.

>5:28 in 4 minutes

SCARED

>Chinese economy crashing
>it's gonna drag Russia further down with it
>Putin master chess player meme

Has any leader managed to fuck his shit up more than this man?

just for the laughs, jan 4, at 05.28am or pm all hell will break loose?

>>60018853

>pm

>>60018832
...T-Thanks anon.

Fuck I only 10 rounds for my shotgun
Shieet

LOL the only bern we're going to be feeling is this economy crashing with no survivors!!!!

>>60018889
No, Jan 4 is the date, but the other numbers were Sergei Guriev's office number or something, he's going to a meeting today

>>60018903
No problem, just pay attention next time, you could have easily confirmed the screenshot for yourself :)

>>60018853
riddle said he was in Paris maybe he was also referring to the timezone Paris is in?

>>60018947
aight thanks anon

>>60018890
>0528
>pm

It was supposed to be UTC anyway and it's 11:28 UTC I believe

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My dick suddenly became hard. Red stock indices literally made my dick hard.

>>60018853
IT WAS AN ADDRESS YOU DUMBASS

Reminder to invest in Argentina

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>>60015707
Err....everything is going just fine Goyim...errr I mean guys!!!

>>60018968
lol XD

>>60018832
>Merval +95.97
ARGENTINA FUCK YEAH

>tfw visiting family in a major city
>tfw BOB, guns and ammo over 1,000 miles away
>tfw family lives in libcuck state
>tfw close proximity to imminent chimpout

trump give me trips and protect me through the habbening

>>60019048
>>60019077
It must be fun to RP argentina right now... Probably the ONLY time..