ITS HAPPENING
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSL3N14O1PZ20160104
>* Trading halted as CSI300 slumps 7 pct, circuit breakers hit
>* Two surveys point to shrinking China factory activity
>* Investors worry about a glut of share supplies
>* Further losses in yuan add to uncertainty
>SHANGHAI, Jan 4 Chinese stock markets tumbled 7 percent in their opening session of 2016 on Monday as weak factory activity surveys and falls in the yuan added to concerns about the struggling economy, forcing exchanges to suspend trade for the first time.
>Early losses quickly snowballed in the afternoon, with trading suspended around 0530 GMT, about 90 minutes before the regular close.
Selling intensified after a brief 15-minute trading halt early in the afternoon when main indexes had shed 5 percent, and activity in Shanghai and Shenzhen was halted for the day soon after.
It was the first day that the >China markets so-called "circuit breakers", intended to curb volatility, had been in effect.
>The blue-chip CSI300 index .CSI300 ended down 7 percent at 3,470.41 points, while the Shanghai Composite Index lost 6.9 percent to 3,296.66.
Hong Kong's Hang Seng Index was pulled down 3 percent in response.
>A private survey early in the day showed China's factory activity contracted for the 10th straight month in December, and at a sharper pace than in November.
An official survey on Friday, which focuses on larger, state-owned firms, showed a fifth month of contraction, though a pick-up in the services sector could cushion the impact on the broader economy.
Investors also dumped stocks ahead of the imminent expiration of a share sales ban on listed companies' major shareholders, which had been imposed during the market crash last summer
So who has their bug out bag ready?
wew
lad
>>60011027
Nothing will happen.
Big bounce tomorrow. Bank on it.
Dow futures down about 190 now
around 1%
>>60011027
2016
0
1
6
>feel like there was a huge shift in everything in the last 5-8 hours. Anyone else feel this wtf?
>>60011203
i feel that too anon
>>60011027
looks like China will up the heat on their debt collecting from uncle samuel.
Shit is gonna get General Mao Spicy Chicken soon.
>giving a fuck about chinas econony
>thinking its happening while america is booming, fucking roaring if i might even say so
>being this retarded
Is this the Happening we've been waiting for since September?
>>60011261
Why would they do that while their currency is useless? Wait till the value peaks, then ask for your money.
Now would be a great time to pay them back if we had any money though
DEAD CAT BOUNCE
Wasn't there some guy earlier claiming some shit was gonna go down tomorrow(Aka Today)?
Chinks are just learning how to stock market
of course they were going to blow it up into the biggest possible bubble, now its starting to pop, the quicker the collapse in their markets the better.
>>60011479
Yeah tommorow (today) is the day supposedly.
If the chinese economy is tied to america's and america is "doing great" then why are they slumping.
Or is it all a facade and everything is in the shitter?
>>60011203
YESSSS something is fucked up. Today was just odd. I'm even acting differently. Feel completely different.
>>60011436
I hear your 1% has more than enough to pay debts in full.
Better hope they're not as penny pinching as they make themselves out to be.
but then again, who gives a turd about the rich?
>>60011544
Same dude I'm actually a little scared.
>>60011564
>I hear your 1% has more than enough to pay debts in full.
believe it or not if you taxed the richest 1% for 100% of their income in one year you still wouldn't have enough money to pay for all the student debt created in one year
>>60011537
Of course it's all a facade. Honestly what has changed since the crisis in 2008? It's all been pretty much Damage Control
>>60011203
This entire week will be fucked, just watch
Who /Comfy/ here?
>>60011771
>america booming
>straya booming
>chinese cheap labour getting cheaper
>right wing on the rise
2016 is going to be awesome.
>>60011715
DO you think timelines shifted?
>>60011027
china stock market has 7% max withdraw limit, wut?
>>60011833
I feel like something got bumped hard and everything's off. I feel people can sence it but can't put there finger on it. I'm gonna go to bed man idk.
>>60011639
>2016
>Chinese confiscate american federal government assets
Guess it's time to start learning mandarin so's I can communicate with my new soon to be liberators.
>>60011027
It needs to go below 3,000
Last time it did, but climbed up
>>60011027
Hopefully it tanks.
Fuck China.
Use meme magic to make it happen
>>60011027
So they closed it because it fell too much? I don't think that even happened in September
https://www.google.com/finance?cid=7521596
>>60011203
My hand was a little sore but I figured that was more due to me playing fighting games than Chinas stock market crashing.
>>60011027
WE OCTOBER NOW
>>60011924
>all the assets are in america
>chinese will sieze them
not likely
>>60011771
Soon
Rain all this week, will probably get half a year's worth in the next five days
>>60011027
you are autistic bro. This is where you buy low when the market is down and sell high when the market comes back up. In the process you make millions. We know you would never do this since you are a speglord op.
>>60011916
i hear ya... i feel the same way. the memes are fucking with us
>>60012075
WE SHEMITAH 2.0 NOW
>>60011027
SHEMITA
H
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M
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T
A
>28rd
Chinese yuan doing a cup and handle on the weekly. China on suicide watch.
>>60011027
>China halts trading after stocks plunge 7%
>China suspended stock trading on Monday after weak manufacturing data spooked investors and sent shares plummeting.
>The benchmark Shanghai Composite shed 6.9%, while the Shenzhen Composite lost more than 8%.
>The trading halt was China's first-ever use of circuit breakers -- a kind of emergency brake -- on main exchanges.
>Investors were reacting to data that showed tough conditions in the country's all-important factory sector.
>After improving for two months, a survey conducted by Chinese media group Caixin showed that PMI fell to 48.2 in December from 48.6 the previous month. Any number below 50 represents a deceleration in the factory sector.
https://archive.is/rD3aR
Should canacucks be on suicide watch even more now?
>>60011261
Why do you think the BLM needs all that fucking land so badly?
PROTIP: It's collateral.
>>60011924
We owe most of the debt to the federal bank
I think most people over inflate how much we owe China
>>60011816
>australia
>booming
Are you mentally ill? We are so fucked, even more, now that China is going downhill.
>>60011203
It's supposed to be raining all week in Southern Commiefornia. Thar be a storm abrewin'
>>60011261
China owns a pretty small portion of US debt. Most is owned by Americans, hell I've got a few bonds.
>>60012340
Join our Union.
>>60012152
it doesnt even matter to china. they just keep working. their government has more control over their companies.
government control was being eased but the currency devaluation was all they needed to put it all back
they are literally bullet proof. and their gdp growth increased a bit. kinda envious our government just shills for the big companies who do waves of layoffs if that shit happens here
>>60012407
Are you retarded? The LAST thing we need is Aussies coming to America. I'd rather have more niggers
>>60011771
Got my comfy socks, warm robe, blanket, favorite comfy lounge wear, and all the toasty drinks I'll ever need.
Ready for some rain this week, and hopefully a happening.
>>60011027
I remember the last time we had this thread.
Get comfy, I guess. Nothing's gonna happen, but hey, let's drink coco and shitpost.
>>60011833
>>60011833
I don't know man, I'm less than a mile from DFW International Airport right now and there's a really strange sense of vibration in the air, or resonance. It's pretty much exactly like when a plane flies overhead, I can feel it in my ear drums and sinus but can't hear anything. It's been like this for the last 10 minutes and there are no planes in the sky either. This is inside as well, outside the air feels highly pressurized, similar to the center of a storm system.
This feeling has been present since that Russian jet got shot down in Syria but has been slowly accumulating and spiked suddenly in the last few hours. I feel like something might happen here and some of you guys are alright so you should know what to watch out for.
>>60011027
Awhile ago China froze alot of stocks making them untradable for 6 months. Does anyone know what that 6 months is up? It should be soon if not already happened.
>>60012456
>>60011771
im /comfy/ alright
Does this mean world war three?
>>60012533
Jan. 8th
>>60011261
That's not how government debt works
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>60011537
Things are no better than 2008. They just changed how to measure.
>>60012510
I didn't know I'd feel so peaceful when the world ended.
>>60011203
There are so many happenings in the past 12 hours. Seriously, what is going on??? I'm scared...
>>60012510
OH SHIT NIGGER that's fucking it im feeling the exact same.
>>60011436
Why would we pay them back?
We never had any intention to pay them back, the yearly bonds we've issued China are on a contingency basis.
They can not be cashed in all at one time and the only way they'll ever get that money is to declare war,
This is what we wanted, we are a war mongering country with the largest military in the world.
I could go on but I'm on a phone and it's gay to post from a phone.
CONDUCTOR
WE HAVE
A PROBLEM
>>60011027
again? Is it for real this time?
>>60012541
comfy too down here m8
>>60012637
HE'S NEAR DFW
where are you?
im up in canuckistan near the nations capital
>bernie get
>commie china collapses
coincidence? or meme magic?
>>60012723
There is another thread about stock market crash.
>>60003869
Almost every country has the problem.
>>60011027
Cut the shit.
What's the worst possible scenario?
>>60011564
for you my kurwa
https://youtu.be/e-8spGrLrUM
>>60012762
Near San Francisco
>inb4 gay joke
>>60011027
Sadly, because of the "circuit breaker" rules, there aren't any good market crashes any more. Makes me sad, pol.
I'll dream tonight of a happening but undoubtedly I'll wake up to no happening.
>>60012792
Perhaps that get caused a massive disturbance in the Rift and now we are feeling the shockwave.
>>60011532
Jan 4 0528
IS HIS OFFICE ROOM
J4 0528
LITERALLY
>>60011468
MEW MEWMEW MEW MEW
>>60012843
what does the gay horse eat
>>60012852
They have to reopen them sometime.
>>60012807
I buy a shitload of stock tomorrow morning
>>60012648
We aren't exactly fond of China's leadership and when we started borrowing money from them they didn't have nukes (but I'm pretty sure they do now). We could have just Iran'd them with sanctions and made them our bitch, but we needed money.
Basically, they give our government free money, we allow them to sell to Americans. Both countries benefit from the relation, it's just that we've given them a lot more money through trade than they've given us. Our debt means nothing.
>>60012921
so kawaii baka desu senpai
>>60012807
This x1000.
They just stopped trading, for an hour and a half, 'till close? China will never be taken seriously. Buy gold, now.
>>60012884
Mods have done this
no more dead frogs
no more dead frogs
>>60012603
>US has military bases in Sork and Japan.
>China debt collector seizes all property and assets on them and populates them with their own troops.
>americans forced to relocate to australia
>No more american military encircling China.
Do you think this was all part of the plan?
I got the feeling too, but I did just see some one die.
>Go for a long drive. Got a little too comfy and had to think about life.
>Right before I get back see an amberlamp and some cop cars
>Cops and paramedics standing around the dead body of a pedestrian
>literally just thinking about weather or not I even wanted to live through the happening
>>60012931
/HaaaAAaaayyyYyyyYYYYYY
Ftse 100 is open and 1% down as of now.
STOX 600 IS TANKING ON THE OPEN.
WE REALLY ARE IN A HAPPENING THREAD.
23th
t
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>>60011027
>>60011203
60000000 get knocked the universe out of alignment. it's all downhill from here.
>>60013026
shit anon, where in canuckville are you
>>60013053
LINKY OR YOU STINKY
>>60013009
Staying safe abd comfy at home in the irrelevant city of Lyon. Stay comfy too, burger bro
FTSE 100 now down 1.4%
January 4th, anons.
Let's see if the riddler is right and this incident will happen today.
>>60013053
And here I am shitposting in it
REMINDER BLOOD MOON
>>60012340
>unemployment rate at it's lowest since the economic crisis
>oil prices low
>recession fears non existent, foreign investment keeps increasing
>australian dollar low, further increasing tourism and foreign investment
China won't go into a recession, they will continue to buy our shit.
>>60013050
bad open. -1.5% now
>>60013109
Leaving for my remote ass Vermont house tomorrow. The world has never know such reckless comfy
>>60012999
Chinese Stock Market is basically Gov. controlled. Massive regulation and control. It's an absolute joke. Big investment firms invest overseas. The only people who invest in Chinese stocks are laypeople.
>>60012986
Because Chinese take that money and buy property across the globe.
>>60012807
Nothing. People who think Chinese Stock Market actually matters are fucking pathetic. No real investor takes it seriously.
>>60013252
That's not a link faggot
>>60013263
Fuck off chink
>>60013108
Thunder bay, ON (no it ain't close to Toronto)
>tfw you get shit on by Toronto's liberal law making and don't even get the easy life that comes with living in a liberal utopia
>tfw you never thought the hunger games would actually have some resonance in your own life
>>60011532
Stop spooking me bro
>>60013252
This is no longer a happening thread, brothers we have entered the happening thread
>>60013301
ive been to thunder bay nigga
>>60013236
-1.8% now, that was a big drop.
>>60013105
>Bernie shill gets 60000000
>communist country stock market falls
>>60013346
2spoopy
>>60013252
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>60011771
I am Comfy as fuck
SELL!
MOTHER OF GOD! SELL!
footsy down 1.9!
>>60013299
Dude. Prove me wrong. Like, fucking faggots like you look at a contraction in Chinese manufacturing as a sign that Chinese Economy is taking. Yet simultaneously argue that there is malinvestment in manufacturing and fixed asset investment.
You fucking can't have it both way. It's structural, fucking, reform newfags. This is to be expected. The question is the velocity of deceleration. That's what should scare people: how fast the economy is slowing, not that it is.
Fucking faggots can't econ.
Inb4 Chinks arm American freedom fighters in Oregon.
/pol/ has been experimenting a lot with meme magic recently, did we fuck something up in the universe?
Have we unlocked something?
Fuck
The Donald may not have enough time to save us...
>>60013413
President Xi pls leave
CONDUCTOR
WHAT THE FUCK IS OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOW JESUS FUCK
all you stock faggots need to graduate to currencies, those paint the real picture of whats happening
the dollar is smashing the euro/pound/cad
>>60013301
oh shit tbay here nigga
actually up north atm
driving back tomorrow
that story about the dead person really spooked me
hope the drive isn't too bad
wish me good, anon
>>60013413
CHINESE DAMAGE CONTROL
http://www.bloomberg.com/markets
>>60013517
that picture is shit anon all I see is black
>>60013413
Chinabro is right
Currency manipulation =/= stock market crash
What's concerning isn't that the fall, but people's reactions to it, i.e., closing early, FTSE falling, etc.
>>60013453
Some /pol/acks starting messing with rituals and shit back then with Ebola-chan,shit has escalated quickly and some started worshiping a demon from Carthage.
>>60013547
ZOOM the fuck in theres eyes and mouth and a fucking head shape
fuck this shit im out of here /pol/ has turned into /x/
>>60013453
This is all what LOVECRAFT intended! The whole world will burn in a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom
Posting Survival Info just in case
Trump got this
CONDUCTOR
WE HAVE A PROBLEM
does the ftse and other euro exchanges have breaks?
>>60011833
>do you think the timelines shifted
Depends. Is the childhood book you read as a kid called the Berenstain bears or Berenstein? If its back to Stein we might have been given a overdue correction.
>>60013576
I SEE IT
I FUCKING SEE IT
>lurk mode engaged
>>60013517
>tfw you see the face
Too spooky.
Oh boy finally the October Happenings are back. Meine Seides. It's better live lads, use the live chat to spread fear.
http://quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html
>>60013413
your communication skills suck
S H E M I T A H
H
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>>60013552
And the reason people freak out is that no one trusts the Chinese Government. Basically investors over estimate the slowdown because they don't trust the Chinese Government.
Markets are freaking out because they assume things and worse then they are.
>>60013413
>The question is the velocity of deceleration. That's what should scare people: how fast the economy is slowing, not that it is.
>chink thinks he can econ
>doesnt realize his market is super inefficient
>thinks his bubble is popping fast
>bubble is actually popping extremely slowly, has been since last fucking summer
>accuses others of not know how free market works while living under socialist commie nightmare
>>60013663
Spam it SPAM IT
>>60013376
Have we started the fire?
Rule of Threes, "3 Minutes without air, 3 Hours without shelter (Heat), 3 Days without water, 3 weeks without food" All will kill you.
/pol/ comming together causing the 2016 mummers parade to be viewed from 104 countries really got to people's heads imo.
>>60013671
Good to know.
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>60013517
HE'S COMING
>>60013699
Don't forget to cook steak 3 minutes on each side
>>60013692
>Implying I'm a chink
Also, where the fuck are you getting the rest? That's not what I said at all... But okay.
>>60013699
not everyone has survival carpentry senpai
Easily Waterproof matches using wax
>>60013272
https://www.google.com/finance?q=INDEXFTSE:UKX
say that shit to my face not online pussy see what HAPPENS
German DAX had opened down 2.6%
>>60013576
I managed to isolate the face from the picture by changing the lighting settings and this is what I found
god page with down pre-market stuff:
http://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
>>60013272
Holy fuck just google it it's literally a picture of google finance.
>>60011203
A matrix disturbance is likely because our wicked mods went against the lords will and did not gave the 60000000 Imperator Trump but his weak and low energy opponent General Bernie. Be ready for the final happening.
Every part of a dandelion is edible.
>>60013517
Noise and/or compression artifacts?
>>60013807
>>60013742
>>60013654
>>60013636
im actually spooped its windy out and i hear shit upstairs
>>60013804
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
NYC here as of this moment everything looks fine here and the skyline is not in flames.
>>60013517
Shoot it.
>>60013517
it looks like
HES COMING
>>60013775
Type R is still in china?
>>60013517
GET YOUR GUN
Loaded my revolver after seeing it
TFW meme magic is the Waaagh and /pol/ are the psykers
50% Water, 50% Maalox, will neutralize pepper spray.
>Born too late to explore earth
>Born to early to explore space
>Born just in time to witness a total collapse of the the economy and the breakdown of society that tollows
>>60013791
I learned this from Gundam :DDD
No shit, they were a fucking fraud minetary power anyway. The only reason they seemed dominant was because infrastructure and development used to be included in the standards so they built a bunch of these mega cities suited for hundreds of millions all over the place and only a couple hundred thousand people moved to them.
I have just filled up my bathtub transferring water to every container in my apartment
Monetary*
>>60013517
FUCKING SHOOT IT
>>60013874
What a cool little pic.
Very similar to how they used to keep air flow in mines.
Guys I need an answer are we in the Berenstain or Berenstein bears time line at this moment?
wow, the dax is fucked
down 3.3
>>60014008
This
>>60011261
China owns 1.2 trillion. This is foreign investors, not the government.
>>60014108
Stein, I hope.
>>60014108
Stain
https://www.google.com/finance
ALL I SEE IS RED
Cattail - known as the "supermarket of the swamp", the roots, shoots, and pollen heads can be eaten
>>60014108
I'm more freaked out by the Chick-Fil-A trajectories
it was Chik-Fil-A when I was a kid
without a doubt
>>60014150
>>60014108
Stain.
There's no going back. We're all dead in the Stein universe.
>>60014108
Call me tinfoil, but I swear to God it was Barenstein.
I have a distinct memory of asking my mother how the "stein" part was pronounced
>geel the fern mod b8 get
>just in time for the economy apocalypse
STOP TALKING ABOUT IT
IS HAPPENING
>>60014200
Everyone in my family says its Berenstein too, as well as my friends
>>60014200
That's impossible the Stein universe was destroyed which is why we made the jump. I heard the US government is creating a new Berenberg timeline so there is hope.
Skinning a Squirrel - Two of you can do the job fairly quickly. You simply split the skin crosswise down the middle of the squirrel’s back, then you and your partner pull the squirrel’s “pants” and “shirt” in opposite directions. If you both hold firmly and pull slowly but steadily, the skin should come right off.
>>60014167
JESUS FUCK SELL SELL SELL DAJHJGHLjbA
>>60014211
>Comrade Sanders get
>Commie CHINA Getting BTFO
Have we started the fire?
>>60013958
I don't fucking see it.
>>60014270
I'm 30 and I don't even remember this show/book
apparently it was big for everyone else in my age group
>>60014108
Stein
Once Jesus returns, it'll become Stain again
>Saudi Arabia vs Iran
>Oregon happening
>China collapsing again
And we are only 4 days into 2016
Truly the year of /pol/
>>60014320
>>60014353
Lol you don't remember because you are a time exile. You caused some major issues in another time and they booted you here to us faggot.
>>60014183
Wait. What the fuck?
>>60014198
Is there any theories about what exactly happened?
>>60014200
I grew up learning how to read on those books, when I heard about this I nearly shit a brick.
>>60014108
I actually have a bunch of those books that were mine from a kid. Been boxed up for a very long time. Got all my kid stuff when my mom passed. I will investigate the box of books.
>>60013958
Holy fucking shit what is that
OKAY /POL/, LET'S DO THIS.
EVERYONE CONCENTRATE OUR COLLECTIVE WILL BY POSTING "SELL SELL SELL" IN THIS THREAD, GO.
SELL SELL SELL
>>60014359
No, and not likely.
>>60014027
the ghost cities were build for the survivors of the nuclear war to move to. the major cities will collapse and be uninhabitable, just like many US cities. the governments will move physically underground.
>>60014133
I don't have enough worried pepes or happy spardos for this senpai
>>60014183
HEY HEY HEY HOLY FUCK.
WE'RE NOT JUST CRAZY.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/woman-crashes-pickup-truck-into-south-carolina-chik-fil-a/
Prepare now folks. I want you to seriously consider what you would do if you woke up and the media hype had already done its damage. All the stores looted, semi trucks/trailers abandoned.
>>60014405
Are you sure you are able mentally to handle the truth? Think about that before you literally open Pandora's box.
>>60014426
SELL SELL SELL SELL
now France will pull down their pants
cac down 1.5
SELL! JESUS CHRIST AND MARY SELL!
>>60014411
>>60014390
>>60014320
HOLY SHIT I WENT ON HACKERFORUMS AND I ASKED THEM TO UNHACK THE PICTURE AND HOOOLLY SHIIITTT!!!
>>60014397
>Wait. What the fuck?
what was Chick-Fil-A when you were a kid?
it was Chic for most people
>>60014366
Forget the day of the rope
We year of the rope now
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>60014390
Just artifacts.
WHO HAS THEIR /4OFCLUBS/ I'D CARDS READY?
SELL SELL SELL
ALSO
ANTHRAX ENVELOPES
ANTHRAX ENVELOPES
ANTHRAX ENVELOPES
ANTHRAX ENVELOPES
ANTHRAX ENVELOPES
ANTHRAX ENVELOPES
>>60014438
Should have acted when Pepe prices were low
>Riots happen
>Taiwan retakes the mainland.
Who is ready?
>>60014468
i can literally survive forever off of killing and cooking birds
HOLY FUCK GUYS LOOK AT THESE STOCKS
https://www.google.com/finance
WOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW WHAAAAATTTTT
>>60014478
Im kinda scared. Its been taped up since like 1993 at least. I fucking know they are there, she even saved every one of my baby teeth.
>>60014499
Definitely fucking Chik-Fil-A
It was Chik-a-Filla for my mom and I'm not even joking, she used to always accidentally call it that growing up. I've never heard this shit before. Any links to further information? I'm tripping balls right now.
>>60014552
Should have m8
>>60012020
They only made the system last week
>>60011771
reminder to invest in rare pepes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdhNkv4ryuM
your reminder that Northern Canada is called Nunavut now
>>60014602
Lol I'd fun a DNA test on those teeth and make sure they are yours
>>60014584
Nah, Norks go for South Korea, rooftop koreans everywhere!
place bets now
>>60014491
SHUT IT DOWN
>>60011027
STORE GOLD
HOARD GUNS
GRAB A CUTIE AND GET THE HELL OUT OF
D O D G E
O
D
G
E
>>60014587
Do you have the ammo to do that forever? (BB's Arrows? Bullets? Rocks for a sling?) Do you have the water? Heat sources? Defenses?
>>60014595
OH FUCK
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
http://quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60014730
yub
Can we get a list of happenings that have occurred in the past few days.
The only ones I can list are:
El Niño fucking everyone up.
Saudi-Iran diplomatic tensions.
Stocks suddenly fall.
Any others?
>>60013263
You do know they will kill you for saying that
https://www.google.com/finance
>>60014730
WE HAPPENING NOW
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
Cotton balls mixed/rubbed with Vaseline make great long burning kindling, just store it in a watertight container, or tin foil.
>>60014715
BBs arrows safe full of ammo pantry full of shotguns shells no water please help i am going to die
>>60014730
what a shitty start to 2016
i'm going to /biz/
>>60014822
Oregon
BUY?
>>60014822
The Oregon Uprising?
gunna be 8 hours of pure hell for European traders
is good
>>60014822
Oregon militia happening
>>60011203
NEVER FOR GET
HUGE EXPLOSION JUST REPORTED IN PXING PXONG!!!
WTF IS HAPPENING!
>>60014608
I saw it in a thread a few weeks ago
made me rethink everything
also we figured out most of 4chan had a neardeath experience when they were around 5 to 7
for me I nearly drowned when I was 5
>>60014822
Obama will enact gun executive order legislation today
it begins
If doubles today is day of rope
>>60014730
==AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA==
>>60014916
When I was 6 I cracked my head at the beach on rocks when I came to mom said everything was fine. Didn't even have a bruise.
>>60014491
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>60014880
What are you talking about? This is it. 2016 is here and it's happening. All the decades of shit that we've piled up is coming down. It's over.
It's all fucking over.
And from the rubble, we will build a great, Great Wall.
>at work
>go outside
>see pic related on wall directly opposite Wi-Fi router I'm using to post
>it wasn't there an hour ago and it's 0237 right now
>about to head back inside
>see something extremely bright in the sky, almost as bright as burning magnesium
>look up, appears to be a shooting star headed east to west in the northern quadrant of the sky
Ok, google says the Quadrantids meteor shower is tonight but I'm not sure I trust them since they're Jewish-owned, and these celestial bodies could be a warning sign. Also what is this thing outside? It likes like the spyware that got sucked out of Neo's body in the beginning of the first Matrix movie.
Are the machines evolving?
>>60014939
Fuck imma reroll for that.
>>60011027
Again?
>>60013022
they can sell their treasuries on the open market, they can't demand their money back
HOLY SHIT DOES THIS CRASH HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE RIDDLER THREADS
https://www.google.com/finance
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
>>60014426
SELL SELL SELL
>>60014983
>>60014730
>Shanghai down 6%
>All other markets bombing
We have started the fire
>>60014916
Bookshelf almost crushed me when I was 5-7, can't remember the exact year
>>60011151
>dead cat bounce
>>60015022
dubs confirm
>>60013846
The God Emperor has been angered. All will feel his wrath
>>60014916
Dude, wtf!!! I got hit by a snowmobile at age 5 and aparently almost blead to death.
>>60015055
Holy fuck they're absolutely bombing.
>>60015055
CONFIRMED
>>60015055
Fug. It's happening! Conductor we have a problem! Why didn't you listen?
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>60011203
This entire year feels weird, there is going to be a HUGE fucking happening i can practically taste it
>>60014916
I've had a few. I came into the world with my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck and almost died. At 8 I fell off of a 12 foot high playground thing and landed on my head. Throughout the rest of my life I've had knives pulled on me and have generally lived a rather risky life but nothing that stands out in particular.
BUY EURO
US AND CHINA ARE FUCKED
>>60014916
I was almost ran over by a car when I was 6, apparently I was so close to getting rolled, but I didn't even see the car.
>>60015102
>this entire year
its only been 4 days you fucking retard
Cmon everyone, MEME MAGIC TIME
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
I'm predicting it: Saudis and Iranians escalate it today
Year of happenings.
The honorable Rabbi Jonathan Cahn has always warned: 2016 will be the year after the seventh Shmitah: a jubilee year.
Prepare for the worst.
>>60015100
DUBS AGAIN
THE GOD EMPEROR IS ANGRY AT THE BERNIE GET
>>60015141
But look how much is happening in just those four days.
>>60015151
>5151
Technically dubs
>>60015141
no shit
>>60015141
Someone wasn't around for the Summer happenings.
Dude, those were some good times.
Then my Mom died. ;(
>>60014916
I was 7. My mom and I almost died from car crash.
> mfw #sell starts trending
>>60015169
JANUARY 4st
THE SHEMITAH
>>60015194
>>60015203
Can you feel it, comrades?
Its getting cold, isn't it?
>>60014998
Fucking stop I don't want to die. repeating numbers and we revolution now lol
>>60015200
Holy shit dubs again.
The God emperor is truly angry at the Bernie get.
>>60011027
sell sell sell sell sell by my very soul I will all to sell sell sell
>>60015204
Sorry Anon :(
MAKE A NEW THREAD
MAKE A NEW THREAD
NEW BREAD
NAO
PLZ
KEEP ME POSTED PLEASE
WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>60015151
Confirming year of happenings. Trump saves us all.
>>60015215
I almost took a hook to the eye socket when I was 7. Weird story. Maybe woulda killed me?
>>60015238
*second coming of shemitah
don't forget aug 2015
>>60015169
what the fuck is a jubilee year and why is it bad?
>>60015113
>euro
>stability
Just pray the germs crucify erkle and switch to the mark. German nationalism will once again save the world
Who else /SpammingMemesNonStopButNotReallyConcerned/ ?
>>60010706
NEWWW
An interesting thing I've noticed is that these new year happenings started at the same time as this sudden drop in temperature over here (London).
Has this happened anywhere else?
>>60011203
hahaha the day have come
SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS
>>60015268
She was a unique woman. Thanks man.
She raised a family of survivors on next to nothing.
>>60011203
Yeah my wifi ran out and now I'm stuck with my phone's data for a day, perhaps even forever.....
Get the fuck out of the markets guise
>>60015238
(1/4/2016)
1+4+2+1+6
14/2
7+7
>>60015295
This is the Jubilee year, so basically anytime between the 23rd of September of last year to the September of this year will apparently be some kind of happening.
>>60015318
this.
if everyone dies, everyone dies.
too comfy to care!
>>60015352
Its been about -1 C here for the past months or 2, but it did snow more than last month so far.
>>60015352
here too
n-not that it matters
>>60015328
That's Oregon. Someone please keep us all posted and make new thread for stock crash.
>>60015294
We're from Berenstein universe I think. Berenstain universe is the most fucked up place. I wanna go back.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X48RiKQmFQ
HEY WONKA I WANT OFF!!! NOW!!!
>>60015378
nuoh my god
>>60015388
>dubs
>88
>but flag
fuck man, i don't know if to trust you or not now.
>>60015405
slightly rare flag
>>60015391
How does it feel to live in one of the most populated nations on Earth, right next to another massively populated nation, both nuclear armed, and both ready to be swept up in a massive market crash?
Do you anticipate cannibalism?
A sacrifice must be made to the God Emperor
Jeb must be sacrificed
NEW THREAD
>>60015436
>>60015436
>>60015436
>>60015299
The year following every seventh shemitah.
Basically a mega-shemitah.
And this one started September 2015.
You know what else started in September 2015?
The exponential explosion of refugees coming to germany.
It was 200.000 from January to September, and 800.000 from September to December.
>>60015444
Australian shitposting is as subtle as a brick to the face. I'm being serious, anon; look up Rabbi Jonathan Cahn's studies into the Shemitah.
>>60015478
Know what else happened in September?
A major CERN test.
>>60015444
if you've seen it before, it was almost definitely me
also, nice trips
>>60015563
This guy gets it.
Major jewish meme magic at work.
>>60015449
china may be falling hard, but we are still much better.
anyways, too comfy to care, mate.
>cannibalism
what??
are you trying to make a new meme?
at least pick something relevant.
>>60015352
It's getting cold, isnt it?
>>60015352
Yes
They all started Dec 26th, but were alluded to on the 21st, or thereabouts
There's always a decline in newsworthy events over the weekend and over the holidays, so this is especially strange.
The 26th also saw dozens of tornadoes and a 50F drop in temperature here, where it started torrential rain earlier in the week (Dallas).
>>60014916
reporting here
First time I ever fainted and barely had any strenght to call my mom but made it through
Quick question
Any of you having problems increasing or decreasing weight?
>>60011203
I've been angry and pissed all day. I don't know if it's the trolling on twitter or its everyone getting sick around me.
>>60011532
2016
0
1
6
>>60011203
oh hell yeah.
>>60014313
its always been berning since the world has been turning
>>60012510
I just started feeling this way too.
>>60016279
yeah... I just thought it was sinus pressure, I had my sinus ripped open this time last year and my head caved in.
>>60016358
>>> 60000000
>>60016279
that is some badass architecture
>>60016824
LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN AVALANCHE!
>>60014862
or you could take a fucking lighter and some fluid you know.
>>60014176
tack is gross as fuck
>>60014730
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!
I wonder how many of you actually do have a bug out bag.
>>60014916
Fell in between the rocks on a jetty. Dad saved me.
Brakes failed on my bike. Was uncontrollably speeding into a moving van. Dad saved me.
>>60014426
SELL SELL SELL
And China has frozen their markets!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-01-04/china-halts-stock-trading-day-after-entire-market-crashes
>>60013413
chink shill pls gtfo, reds not welcome here
>>60016821
>>60016824
BERNIE SANDERS CRASHED THE STOCK MARKET WITH IS JEWERY