Brit/pol/ - Pretty Pictures edition

>Brexit means leaving the single market
umm no sweetie
during the entire campaign we were lied to by our politicians and the people who voted for Brexit didn't really think we'd have to leave the single market

File: 1496971264184.jpg (62KB, 750x736px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 750x736px

>all the people with muslim names who didn't buy the book leaving 1 star reviews for Tommy's book
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mohammeds-Koran-Muslims-Kill-Islam/dp/0995584907/ref=sr_1_3?s=kids&ie=UTF8&qid=1501190262&sr=8-3&keywords=Tommy+Robinson

>>135185979
>>135185979
top kek
more like the other way around

>>135185979
>americans

This made me angrier than that rape case..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4737320/Rochdale-grooming-gang-legal-aid-fight-deportation.html

File: 1500561265796.jpg (115KB, 771x960px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 771x960px

>>135186181
>>135186412
>still responding to that one american who found Rightly's rape confession, spams the homogeneous pasta and begs for Brit/pol/s help to get a job
Stop it.

i'm on the internet comminicationig with people


extraordinary

daily reminder that South Dakota is full of tourists and not really South Dakotans

Well done Tommy, making this guys shop and yourself a target, announcing it well over 24 hours in advance.

>>135186504
??

which american?

File: file.png (55KB, 595x263px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 595x263px

>>135186882

>>135186882
Shop at Fletchers lad.

>>135186896
You are a sick fuck. Three years ago, I was raped by a man like you. It ruined my life. I'm still broken, no matter what I do to try and fix it. I can't move on. The scars run too deep. You don't even care about how those girls are affected. You don't care that you're breaking their spirits, dreams, and everything they hoped to be. My joy in life was taken away, stolen by someone like you. You don't deserve to live for the pain you caused those girls.

>Brexit means reducing the number of migrants coming to the UK
umm try again sweetie
didn't see that on the ballot paper. now if all you brexshitters could just fuck off and stop ruining our country, that would be great. anything less than one million new migrants each year is racism, simple as

based Pastor Biker

>>135187059
lol that fucking olympian on now is pathetic

How many of you are proper suburban little Nathans? What do you helmets do now Nandos isn't a meme anymore?

>>135185254
You'll be tending to pakis mainly mate. Stitching up Ahmed's arm and scraping disease off Mohamed's feet.

Go to your local a+e dept and sit around for a few hours and watch it all happen around you. You'll soon change your mind.

File: 1501168296164.png (2MB, 1468x7317px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1468x7317px

>ssave britain XD
>brexit XD

>>135187158

I heard so much about Nando's that I went to one in Edinburgh on my last visit home. That chicken was as dry as shit, totally unremarkable

>>135187158
>fairly poor
>council flat
>had nandos once not worth the money

>>135187148
>elite athlete
>bobsled

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4736162/Cumbrian-trucker-gets-bizarre-tattoo.html

File: reverend-lionel-fanthorpe.jpg (92KB, 745x564px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 745x564px

>>135187059
>Pastor Biker

We used to have a TV show called Fortean TV with one of those back in the 90's

File: Capture24.png (4MB, 1920x751px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1920x751px

>>135185820
Same place but in 2014

>>135187463

Fuck that takes me back. Used to like reading the Fortean Times as well

How long until the monarchy is abolished?

lads is it a bad thing that my first instinct in a fight response is to bite and tear at the jugular

watch the news on the BBC right now I bet they're going to shit all over refugees again

>>135187674
As soon as any reigning monarch decides to exercise Prerogative powers.

>>135187798
Sounds hilarious

>>135187408
goto channel 2 i bet you 3 shekels the immigration ministor is a kike

File: 1500920892857.jpg (59KB, 620x524px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 620x524px

>>135186693
Yeah, it's Dudley. I read through it as part of applying to uni, and found it pretty accessible to lay readers.

As far as city legal careers are concerned, Sussex probably won't get you very far, even with a first. Outside of London you're fine, but be aware that the pay drops drastically depending on firm (e.g. first-seat trainees at a high street firm can be on £18-20k, compared to £40k+ around Moorgate). Of course, the firms/sets all say they don't care about uni, but some are more elitist than others. Are you looking into insight days at firms or mini-pupillages at chambers?

>>135187674

The monarchy represents a vital, non-partisan symbol of the nation's historical continuity... abolishing it would be just another landmark in Britain's continuing decline

>>135187717
So what did he say on the mortgage fraud thing?

>>135187849

Surely a referendum could be called at any time, though?

>>135187862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1L6jQ0Pfrw

its so disarming

File: London BTFO.jpg (46KB, 1136x505px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 1136x505px

>>135185820
remember lads.
>Don't buy; laugh as they cry.
House price crash is rolling along:

>Foxtons BTFO share price
>Countrywide profits down 98%
>Highest percentage of number of property with reductions in many years in London.
>Auctions - Check Barnard Marcus and other listings - lots unsold and many going for 20-40 percent off.
>Buy-To-Let nearly dead. New re-mortgage rules in September via PRS mean landlords have to have entire portfolio/greed-bucket assessed before acceptance.
>Housing political issue now.
>MSM rolling with this scare tactics.
>Radio 4 even talking about a house price crash!

Implications:
>Scare tactics to frighten EU cucks into backing 2nd ref. to save muh house prices even though this has little to do with the Brexit vote
>Government props market up to protect muh house prices.

or
>Prices correct properly as they should and housing is no longer a "vehicle for investment"

>>135187717
cringe

>>135187472

Bloody hell people dress like such slobs these days. Wouldn't it be lovely if everyone took a little more pride in their outward presentation instead of slouching around town dressed in glorified pajamas and sweat shop tat.

>>135187798

one day you'll decide it's the right day to unleash your nerd rage, try this, and end up briefly sucking on a guy's neck before having the shit panelled out of you

>>135188011
No. There is absolutely nothing in law retaining to the abolishment of the monarchy. No public assembly nor any court in the land has that power.

>>135187946
Its more complicated than that. Our system is entirely corrupted by not having the monarch fulfil its role.

>>135188097
use a knife then

>>135187635

Was just reading about the Reverand and how one of his funeral congregations at a crematorium accidentally played a porno video last year kek

File: Bevan Pray For a Better Day.jpg (32KB, 615x410px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 615x410px

>>135187215

We should make a list of Muslim and Asian crimes in the uk and show it's year on year increase

>>135188066
Is it going to actually crash though? I want to see the whole market fall apart desu. Not slowly change.

File: 9.jpg (25KB, 852x480px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 852x480px

>>135186641
this is one bot who also love you humans back

>>135188097
no one can beat me up im 6"5

>>135187946

Britain can't decline any further at this point, and a change in system is needed anyway. The monarchy are useless and "muh culture" shouldn't be an excuse to continue funding it.

Abolish them legally, or do it the old-fashioned way. Britain needs to join the 21st century.

>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Tower Hamlets in September to start a new life in the United Kingdom!

>>135188228
but all I have is a thousands spoons. Isn't it ironic

>>135188317
BUT DEY GUD BOYS HU WAS BROUGHT UP IN POVORTY DEY DINDU NUFFINK

>>135188066

Can't fucking wait for that stupid market to drop its mangy guts.

How can people think it's reasonable that a house they bought has tripled in price?

>>135188393
>Abolish them legally, or do it the old-fashioned way. Britain needs to join the 21st century.


Reee no, she's our countrys mum

>>135188393
You haven't got a fucking clue what you're talking about, if that is not bait.

>The monarchy are useless and "muh culture"
Hard to tell since so many people genuinely believe this and do not see the negative effects that not having the monarch as the oversight has had on our entire country .

>>135188356
I'll beat you down you long streak of piss.

>>135188444

haa

>>135187030
First a cease to immigration. Next, deportations. Finally, the day of the rope/beta uprising/any such permutation thereof.

File: owned house rate.png (26KB, 1460x680px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 1460x680px

>>135188324
It already is.

It will fall apart but young podwan, much like a tree before it falls or a building before it gives way, you have to note the cracks, fissures, tears and general hilarity as it gathers pace like a rock rolling down the hill.

Read this Pill:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B24wHuyDETj3dzNzS1E5V1lfNkU/view

>>135187329
Nando's sucks the devil's ass. You were conned by stupid Britbong memes, sorry lad.

File: No man can kill me.gif (1013KB, 245x230px) Image search: [Google]

1013KB, 245x230px

>>135188540
time and place

>>135188716
It isn't going to fall anymore than 15%

>>135187798
First instinct should be a heel to the knee or if they throw a punch grab their arm turn away from them while holding their arm and then throw them onto the floor they wont be able to move

>>135188393
>Britain needs to join the 21st century.

Oh look, it's the "current year" fallacy again

File: Captain_Sir_Thomas_Hyde_Page_by_James_Northcote.jpg (68KB, 800x634px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 800x634px

>>135187798
Probably not. You mean flight or fight? Because those scenarios are rare. I think a good amount of people never experience it.

>>135188324
would this mean i could buy a house before i am 30

>>135188905

I just panic and get retard strength desu. I've been in a couple of fights that were remembered as me confidently shoeing the other guy but I was actually weeping internally and just throwing my weight around out of fear.

File: pussy.gif (995KB, 245x194px) Image search: [Google]

995KB, 245x194px

>>135188511
>QE to banks to lend to landlords who watch Homes under the Hammer with shit salaries to borrow that QE money that we fucking print for free and buy our houses and rent them back to us to create a greater demand than there was before twats like these learned they could essentially create the demand they say they are satisfying whilst increasing asset prices through hideously favorable mortgage interest tax relief terms giving them 40 percent off in mortage interest every year which puts them at an advantage over you and me and then when the value goes up these twats re-mortage through mutual equity withdrawal and take out the increased asset price and buy another buy to let property but since 105 Osborne removed their subsidy and the Tories rely on homeowners and the ownership rate is dropping so this crash is probably why May called the election as the crash and then the rise in ownership would have been sweet but the crash is gonna happen anyway and it's begun as no-one is buying because BTL landlords are fucked, foreigners have fucked off, wages haven;t risen and prices are too high so eventually the landlords due to the removal of their subsidy will be forced to sell and sellers have to drop prices right now and estate agents need their commission so with nothing selling the only way is DOWN.

>>135187798
They teach you to bite or grab a hand full of balls in the American military supposedly, when faced with life or death altercations. It seems more likely to me that biting a guy whilst he has you in a submission hold is just going to invoke his ire far enough for him to end up breaking your arm, or your neck. If you're that pent up go do sports, or fight a punching bag. If you absolutely need to fight, at least get in shape and learn a discipline first. My advice is to avoid physical confrontations all together.

>>135187798
Going for a headbutt catches people by suprise. Aim for the nose.

>>135188066
>2007 US housing bubble clone... Same setup..
>2nd/3rd Mortgages worth more than property soon.
>Foreclosures
>Foreigners buy properties on the cheap or gubnit gibs to shitskins

>>135187798
Just smack 'em in the solar plexus lad.

File: You.png (56KB, 485x409px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 485x409px

>>135188878
Screencap this:

London to fall by 30%+ if not 50% in certain areas.

>>135188761
Pepe's

>>135189484
Doesn't work like that.

>>135189125
>Buying houses
Might do, probably not though. I can't see average price going below 6x salary and I certainly wouldn't be buying at that price

File: WhiteBritish.png (2MB, 5080x4980px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 5080x4980px

>>135189508
Are you from 2006?

>>135189163
>I just panic and get retard strength desu.

Occams razor says you have downs

>>135189440
You got to have a full correction; ours was aborted circa 2010/2011 when the Tories decided that their banker mates needed more and that high house prices encouraged confidence in consumer spending.

The idiots

>>135189589
Yes it does.

>>135189163

I just imagined you crying internally while beating the shit out of someone to the backdrop of that famous aria from "I Pagliacci"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRhmogBs-gU

>>135188911

I don't see anything wrong with my original post. The monarchy have very little power, and are no better than, say, the Kardashians. So, what exactly is the point of keeping them around in this day and age?

Who else will be applying for an EU passport as a "free citizen" ?

>>135189414
BBC made a program opposing homes under the hammer, look at when the landlord moves in

>>135189429

Old Gaelic proverb: "Neither seek nor shun the fight". Seems wise to me

>>135188086
True. This is one of my pet peeves. Go take a walk about your local highstreet and you have girls dressed like they're on their way to yoga and wearing general form fitting clothes and fellas wearing childish brightly coloured t-shirts with silly messages on them.

>>135189629
>implying high house prices are solely due to immigration.

Lad, read me post. immigration is one small cog in prices, credit creation and margin buyers were key.
In any case if you really hate the darkies, then you should look at the Foreign money that piled in to buy up property and raise prices artificially.

>>135189780

kek, that encapsulates the experience nicely. just watching my own fists flailing of their own accord and praying I don't get my jaw broken

>>135189864
>The monarchy have very little power

>The Queen's constitutional prerogatives are the personal discretionary powers which remain in the Sovereign's hands. They include the rights to advise, encourage and warn Ministers in private; to appoint the Prime Minister and other Ministers; to assent to legislation; to prorogue or to dissolve Parliament; and (in grave constitutional crisis) to act contrary to or without Ministerial advice.

https://publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200304/cmselect/cmpubadm/422/42204.htm

You don't understand the historical and extremely important role played by the Crown in our entire system. That is fine. But do not talk about things you do not understand.

Those are the theoretical powers of the Queen. Those being devolved to ministers is partly why our system is screwed.

>>135189924
What are you on about? Wrong (You)?

>>135189924
OH mate. I'm a fucking retarded. I thought you meant below 50% white lel. I didn't read who you were responding to.

File: dear god why.jpg (70KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 600x600px

>>135187920
I don't know it sounds like a fox and the grapes situation for someone in my position to be saying this but I'm not sure I would be happy working in London anyway despite the pay. We get a lot of firms scouting about on campus and quite a few opportunities for shadowing show up each year so hopefully I can still make a career out of all this. I wondered about going into chambers for mini pupillages and the like but I don't think I'm in the position to be aiming that high into barristerdom if I'm honest, my A-levels weren't as good as I hoped they would be obviously.

As I say the opportunities at solicitors firms are good so there's something to be optimistic about I hope.

>>135189872
Aye, watched it part of the MSM prepping people to feel good when prices drop and Landlords get BTFO but it was too easy on them.

Not one documentary so far has dealt with the points I and many Anons have made.

They may all come out of the woodwork to be experts when the crash is accelerating.

>>135189874
Will remember that one m8

>>135189864
>in this day and age?

You're doing it again. Stop doing that -- just because "it's 2017!" doesn't mean your opinions are automatically proven correct.

The monarchy is a symbol of national continuity that transcends political divisions, which is why it's important. In America you lot have Washington and the eagle and Lady Liberty and all that crap, and none of those have any power; well, this is the same kind of thing.

>>135190208
It's not just a symbol. Without the monarch presiding as overhead of the system, we are left with a supreme parliament, which we've discussed a thousand times in Brit/pol/ and is what we've effectively had since 1688.

File: red dwarf corrie.png (976KB, 800x531px) Image search: [Google]

976KB, 800x531px

>>135190129
Yes r'kid, no worries lad.

I will say that EU migration to London did contribute to more HMO landlords.

>>135190063
How so? What role should the Crown really have IYO?

>>135190383

Danny John Jules just does not age. State of the rest of them compared to him.

Why isn't this guy more famous? Anyone know anything about him and whether he's involved in politics at all? He puts forward the white nationalist argument perfectly in a completely non-sperg way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muf3XYTXfHk

>>135189712
Instinct takes over and your body does everything for you. There's no moment where you pause and recall what you were taught to do. It's nothing like a fight between two pissheads outside a pub.

>>135190375

The problem is that the Divine Right of Kings idea is itself a historically recent innovation (OK, it goes back to the 1600s, but relatively speaking). Before that, you had the Pope as the uniting force of Christendom whose sovereignty superseded that of national governments, but of course he was also a kind of king claiming divine right. Do you really want to turn the clock back that far?

File: dan ashcroft.gif (928KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

928KB, 480x270px

>>135189899
I know it's overused but fuck me it's true here in London:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhAr_UeroCk

File: eleanorsmith.png (591KB, 593x453px) Image search: [Google]

591KB, 593x453px

>>135190582

>>135190450
The role that they already hold theoretically, that the groundwork is already set up for and has been since 1200 ad. To appoint Prime Ministers, hold Prerogative powers, apply Royal Assent for law, appoint ministers, hold dismissal powers over parliament & command the Armed Forces.

>>135190666
I just want England back.

File: Red Dwarf pol.jpg (282KB, 1259x695px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 1259x695px

>>135190582
So true.
>BASED Red Dwarf Series 3-7

File: Martine_Croxall_al_3117714c[1].jpg (32KB, 460x287px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 460x287px

who's your favourite bbc news presenter

me

Martine croxall

I like how she got fatter

inb4 edgelords tell me how bad the beeb is

>>135190731
How would you like them to iuse this in today's environment? Could they?

File: Feelsbadman gun.jpg (9KB, 267x181px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 267x181px

The absolute state of my life lads.

>>135190450
>>135190666
Borrowed from my pasta. Anything other than this which limits the monarchs powers (and even the BoR 1689) is unconstitutional.

>>the Magna Carta (1215), the Provisions of Oxford (1258), the Provisions of Westminister (1259), the Statute of Marlborough (1267), the Welsh Acts of 1535 & 1542, the Petition of Right (1628), Instrument of government (1653), Humble Petition & Advice (1657), Habeas Corpus Act (1679), the Bill of Rights (1689)

>>135190916
Legally so, apparently. But it has gotten so bad that now, I believe, if Prerogative powers were used, it could damn well result in the dissolution of the monarch or a supreme court ruling limiting their powers. It hurts.

>>135190809
10 and 11 were on Dave, right?

Whichever was on first, it turned out pretty fun. Parts of 8 were good and I've never seen 9 or the last one.

Is it possible to help a political party campaign and sort of nepotise up the ranks to a job (not an MP or anything LARPish like that, just any job whatsoever, however dull and low paid.) without actually joining the party?
Quite want to move in that direction, but don't want to officially hold a membership card until I see which way the cat jumps on a few things.

>>135191002
Talk to us lad.

>>135190707

poet Benjamin Zephaniah #60 on top 500 poets Poet's PagePoemsCommentsStatsBiographyShare on FacebookShare on Twitter
Poems by Benjamin Zephaniah : 12 / 21 « prev. poem next poem »
The British - Poem by Benjamin Zephaniah

0:00
/ 1:47
Autoplay next video
Take some Picts, Celts and Silures
And let them settle,
Then overrun them with Roman conquerors.

Remove the Romans after approximately 400 years
Add lots of Norman French to some
Angles, Saxons, Jutes and Vikings, then stir vigorously.

Mix some hot Chileans, cool Jamaicans, Dominicans,
Trinidadians and Bajans with some Ethiopians, Chinese,
Vietnamese and Sudanese.

Then take a blend of Somalians, Sri Lankans, Nigerians
And Pakistanis,
Combine with some Guyanese
And turn up the heat.

>>135190731
>I just want England back.

Of course, but England would be England under any political system, even left-wing totalitarianism, as long as the foreigners were given the boot

>>135190651
If you're shit maybe. Smack em in the the SP, just remember that.

>>135190190
the thing is BTL is the go to mug investment or the standard investment for most people.. and they were forced into it from the terrible IR

>>135190970
Put the trip back on Prussian man

>>135191095

Fucking hell, that's awful.

>>135191002
It's not quite feelsposting hours yet but do tell.

File: FionaBruce.jpg (47KB, 400x624px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 400x624px

>>135190819
>bbc news presenter

Fiona Bruce

Covered in chocolate mousse

>>135191030
So it is theoretical? Practically why would you want to defer to this perogoative if say Charles was in charge??

>>135190970
The point of this meme is to exaggerate the desirable nature of Chad to the point where it become undesirable.
Literally only the
>always posts with a trip
makes Chad look retarded.

>>135191113
It is true that England will live so long as the English do, but England has the best and most legally developed system in the world. Why have we squandered this and replaced it for a federal republic?

I am not an absolute monarchist, but England has never been an absolute monarchy since the Magna Carta in the 13th century and even before then, arguably so, as Kings were still subject to councils.

>>135191279

Sprinkle some fresh Indians, Malaysians, Bosnians,
Iraqis and Bangladeshis together with some
Afghans, Spanish, Turkish, Kurdish, Japanese
And Palestinians
Then add to the melting pot.

Leave the ingredients to simmer.

As they mix and blend allow their languages to flourish
Binding them together with English.

Allow time to be cool.

Add some unity, understanding, and respect for the future,
Serve with justice
And enjoy.

Note: All the ingredients are equally important. Treating one ingredient better than another will leave a bitter unpleasant taste.

Warning: An unequal spread of justice will damage the people and cause pain. Give justice and equality to all.

File: Kryton Hello.gif (25KB, 172x250px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 172x250px

>>135191058
Didn't get to check them. Aye, you're right, new ones were on Dave.

As a kid I loved how well done the sets were.

File: zippy bungle.jpg (58KB, 1100x851px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 1100x851px

>>135191002
Yes lad, why so?

File: 1478788660160.png (597KB, 1024x512px) Image search: [Google]

597KB, 1024x512px

>>135185820

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpeNT_-BO0

>>135191329
>The point of this meme is to exaggerate the desirable nature of Chad to the point where it become undesirable
No, that's a huge tell that the meme was made by a virgin who cannot cope, a true chad (i.e Preusse) makes authentic and true memes.

>>135191064
Canvassing, work on the PR side of things, work on their social media presence.

What party are you part of? I can't think of a party worth doing that for anyway nowadays.

>>135191094

Never mind lad. Things aren't too bad. I just made some stupid fucking life choices in the past and tinnitus is getting my down.

I KNOW I have eustachian tube dysfunction which is probably causing it but nobody is doing anything to help me get rid of it.

File: Owen Jones gets it.jpg (7KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 225x225px

>>135191095
That Vocarooo rippage of this plz lads:

File: pepepuzzling.png (37KB, 741x568px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 741x568px

>>135191002
>[elaboration needed]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/double-manhunt-after-girl-15-10883264

sick of not doing anything lads, are there any vigilante groups going

>satire post, completely rhetorical

>>135191377
>politically-correct and nation-killing doggerel masquerading as poetry

Aaaahhh, fuck, make it stop

>Binding them together with English.

Assimilationism is racism Benjamin, I guess you must be a coconut after all

>>135191661
Archived that for you
https://archive.is/iUSYO

>>135191319
>So it is theoretical?
Uh, this is hard to say. The last was compiled as recently as 2003-2004 in an attempt to be more transparent about the Crowns powers. On a legal technicality, they're 100% enforceable, and 100% legal. The Queen still approves all law, she still appoints Prime Ministers, and she still holds Consent powers but a) they're mostly devolved to ministers, b) things such as the appointment of a PM is done, again, on ministerial advice or the advise of an ex-PM if not chosen by the electorate.

These powers EXIST. They are legal for the Queen to use. But precedent dictates that ministers handle all her duties and I've already stated, IMO, a monarch exercising their full powers could result in the dissolution of the Crown entirely.

I'll also add, the Crown still holds IMMENSE power. It is only the Queen who does not. In 1975, the Queen's Governor General in Australia fired the Prime Minister in response to a government shut down. She holds that power in all countries she is Head of State in.

https://publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200304/cmselect/cmpubadm/422/42204.html

>>135191606
I'll be your friend anon.

>>135191540
>people will HAVE to start working again
Then the government will have to return to full employment as a policy goal (not by artificially creating government jobs like launching a huge army recruitment drive, but by moving to policies that benefit the real economy over financial speculation) or hire a lot more policemen. We've got far more people who want work and can't get it than those who can get it and just don't want it.
http://uk.businessinsider.com/unemployment-in-the-uk-is-now-so-low-its-in-danger-of-exposing-the-lie-used-to-create-the-numbers-2017-7

>>135191095
by turn up the heat did he mean nuclear fire?

File: King Alfred the Great.jpg (32KB, 367x450px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 367x450px

>>135191719
Also, Rex Toitus Britannae.

Pic related, our best king ever.

File: expulsionofjews.png (114KB, 641x733px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 641x733px

>>135191855
And Edward I.

>>135191661

As the old Methodist hymn says, "brighten the corner where you are". Right-wing organizations are always riddled with the informants of intelligence services, that's why you have to pick a few trusted mates and take the initiative locally

File: Happy Grill.png (14KB, 166x166px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 166x166px

>>135191436
The costumes (and yeah the sets have always been great too)are insanely higher quality than anything Doctor Who has even today, Kryton is just perfect.

It's literally the only BBC program that gives me faith in state run media getting the money to the right places and not just lowest common denominator shit for normies.

>>135187798

Yes, my first is to find a suitable place to store my suit jacket, roll my sleeves up and then assume a fighters stance.

File: 1496925191627.jpg (23KB, 219x397px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 219x397px

>>135191504

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aemoQm4Gxus

>tfw you turn around and see the freezing void between now and your childhood

>>135191130
Aye, it is now.

I am not having that lad about them being forced; they weren't.

I know the low IR in savings may have encouraged people to seek higher returns elsewhere i.e. btl property.

But BTL was used by many nefarious and frankly baby-boomer/Blairite neo liberal style twats who had no clue how or why just that they should because they could and not thinking about the people affected.

Also: The bankers the bonuses the bankers (BASED Harry and Paul Sketch)

>>135191319
>Practically why would you want to defer to this perogoative if say Charles was in charge??
The House of Windsor has never wielded any significant power in their history, and is quite the embarrassment.

>>135191304
Is that real or a pastejob?

Also:
>tfw when Jane Hill's jugs will never be manhandled.

>>135191341

I can get behind this, my dad who was a right-wing Scottish nationalist (back when such people still existed (and yes he was actually Scottish)) told me that "King/Queen of Scots" rather than "of Scotland" meant that they had absolute power but that if they misused it they could be deposed at any time

>>135191719
Isn't that the point of it all; a means for everyone to save face without triggering those powers?

>>135191983
>>135191983
>when kid dgaf about this
>now I only see television propaganda

>>135189629

>live an almost total white area
>abit rough but in a caring for your neighbour kinda way
>british asian family viewing a house in the next street over
>local tikes cycle over and tell the 'pakis to fook orf'

Nice day all round.

File: COUNTRY QUEEN EMPIRE.png (55KB, 1292x646px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 1292x646px

>>135191341
Someone on Brit/pol/ who finally fucking gets ot holy hot damn.

>>135192155

I dunno lad, they bodytype is the same so may as well be real and for all I know it may well be

File: white.png (19KB, 1163x130px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 1163x130px

>>135192319
No, the point is for the Monarch to exercise their ancient powers to act as oversight of the entire system, which allows parliament and all public assemblies to follow the will of the electorate whilst having their actions subject to scrutiny, and for the Monarch to serve as the Commander in Chief, thus the military backs them.

The latter is still in notion. Soldiers """Swear allegiance"""" to the Queen.

>>135192503
I'm here every day lad. I'm the guy who spams this post >>135185891 and the monarchist stuff lel.

>>135192463
99% white here.

File: 1500905843634.jpg (1MB, 1299x1595px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1299x1595px

h-hello...

File: monkey_dust_bestof.jpg (12KB, 210x200px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 210x200px

>>135191931
The problem isn't the concept of BASED non-profit state media - It's that people who make the decisions now, which tends to be of one class.

Needs different people. Look how they fucked BBC3 to death.
>BASED BBC3 RIP 2000-2010

File: sad robot.jpg (57KB, 640x789px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 640x789px

>>135191983
>they took the rainbow away from our children and made it political

That hit me harder than I thought it would lads.

Might become the leader of the identitarian movement in the UK, become a notorious figure in the media for my hardline anti-immigration views, and then do a complete u-turn and give an interview to BBC in which I tearfully recount how I was gradually recognised by years of logging onto far-right websites such as """4chan""", where hardened neo-nazis deliberately target disaffected lonely young men like me with propaganda.

File: Feels on wheels.png (57KB, 646x624px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 646x624px

>tfw constantly alternating between how amazing life is and how depressing it is also

My main hope is that science fixes a lot of the bad things so I can look forward to the future and I don't fuck up my life anymore than I already have.

>>135192425

>mi5 plot to make kids think having a zip for a mouth is acceptable

>>135188905
>>135189163
>>135189429

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A2tu7ZvFFE

>>135191700
Based Norbot.

Actually I think we should call him Norbert from now on.

File: 1500996818968.jpg (1MB, 908x1288px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 908x1288px

>>135190141
Don't be a barrister unless you know you're going to love it. It's hard to make a living when you first start out, and since there are so few pupillages per set it makes sense they'd all be looking for Oxbridges or RG firsts.

Being a solicitor is better if you're after less pressure and a stable job that pays the bills.

>>135191587
Sounds like something they'd farm out to the membership, might ask around though.
I'm thinking Tories or SNP. It's not a conviction thing (I've come to dislike all the parties making it a bit zero-sum), just looking for a job more exciting than stacking shelves and something to kill spare time. Since I'm sad enough to waste time on politics anyway, might as well take a punt in that direction.

Problem is they've had to go and make it hard if not impossible to decide which party has better future prospects by planning another referendum!

Would you date a girl who had a serious relationship with a Lebanese Christian

File: BTL Post-Section 24 Cry Tears.gif (3MB, 320x176px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 320x176px

>>135191983
>tfw a random post on a sub-section of a cyber peruvian knitting forum holds more truth about your life than anyone of the many people in your real life.

The ABSOLUTE STATE of us and this world.

>>135192919
>Would you date a girl who had a serious relationship
No.

>>135192887
Aye. Fucking proper based that Anon lad.

>>135192781
used to be better/simpler times. don't sweat it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg

>>135192053
Ceremonial I see. but I did hear from my mate in the city that they have financial significance to the world?

>>135192914
Just out of principle as an upstanding member of society you should not aid the SNP in any capacity whatsoever.

Tories are faux conservatives and need to be washed away but that's something this general has covered countless times.

File: moralitycrisis.gif (2MB, 383x204px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 383x204px

So since we're free of tripcunts for the moment lads, who is your favourite out of the lot? I'm aware it's choosing your favourite cancer but go for it.

I'd go with Eddie.

>>135193201
>>135193230
Bad timing. Get the fuck out now.

File: 1489996396766.png (277KB, 728x522px) Image search: [Google]

277KB, 728x522px

>>135192927
>The ABSOLUTE STATE of us and this world.

I know lad, the black dog's sitting right on top of me tonight

>>135192831
Is this from an old tv show anything else it's quite funny desu

>2017 uk
>get attacked
>beatdown perp and sit on him
>police arrive
>arrest you
>30 years

>>135193182
Oh yeah, they're extremely rich, but having a rich Royal Family forced to operate in private defeats one of the purposes of a monarch, which is transparency and knowing who your rulers are.

They likely have to conspire in darkness.

>>135193230
>Eddie over RImmer

The absolute state of your favorite lists

>>135192640
But you know the monarch never will precisely because you know it's to save face.

The Parliament won't change the provision of those powers and the Monarch will never excercise them.

Or is it to give confidence to the markets that the worlds largest Land owner has the constitutional ultimate say?

File: Happy bear.gif (754KB, 149x175px) Image search: [Google]

754KB, 149x175px

>>135192888
Thanks Anon I don't feel as bad about being such a fuckup brainlet now. I know a few people who went to polytechnics that are worse off than Sussex and ended up being barristers, I'm just not in a place where I can be confident enough to go for it full on at the moment anyway.

File: pepelurking.png (74KB, 299x282px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 299x282px

>>135193230

File: deserter.png (173KB, 453x291px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 453x291px

>>135193390
Eddie's a deserter, but he is a triplord crush for our conversations on law.

Rimmer is suspicious.

>>135193323

Y-you don't know Mr Cholmondley Warner?

My god man

>>135192800
>Sunny days wouldn't be special if it wasn't for rain.

>Joy wouldn't feel so good if it wasn't for pain.

>>135193323

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y_7bmPpniU

>>135193230
I only really like Rimmer because he's harmless enough and just posts fucking frogs and shit for an hour or so. Rightly isn't too bad. The rest can go to hell, they go out of their way to be cancer and should be treated as such.

>>135193416
The thing is, the ground work for everything I described exists and is in play still. It exists under law, so the fact it has become ceremonially is not only unconstitutional, it is illegal.

>>135193261
Try actually reading the thread before you make such posts.

>>135193201
What can I say? if they're the first government of The Tartan Republic my overriding concern is to have my name filed under "Payroll" instead of "Purge"

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS WEEK

>>135193577
I can tolerate Steerkike as well, for the most part.

>>135193502
>Rimmer is suspicious.

Rimmer is a dreamboat and hes a lovely cheeky-chops

>>135193647
I am OP of the thread and the last 3 you fucking numpty. You had all left and I wish you in particular would.

File: p04701hz[1].jpg (82KB, 480x845px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 480x845px

>>135190819
no love for naga munchety?

she's surly and into golf....I like that

File: begone tripfag.jpg (292KB, 1300x1233px) Image search: [Google]

292KB, 1300x1233px

>>135193457
shoo shoo

File: cry.jpg (23KB, 426x230px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 426x230px

>>135193279
>BASED metaphor.

Don't take the pill. 4chan will horrifically get you through. That, fast food, snacks, and muh showbizness. Have a bit of green herb if you need to.

>>135193230
honk,rightly and eddie are the best

>>135193508
I'm way too young

>>135193450
>mfw grades probably too shit for sussex uni

>>135193679
QT and This Week both on summer hiatus during the parliamentary recess.

>>135193723
Last 2*

File: Angry Grounder.png (6KB, 160x224px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 160x224px

>>135193815
She's not British though is she you nonce.

>>135193723
Well pay closer attention. I had made several posts before you foolishly assumed there were no trips. Calm down on the salt too mate, it's not a good look.

>>135193864
ahhh

both of them now

goddamnit

>>135193911
>commonwealth
>not British

>>135193372
A monarch is not transparent as you cannot remove them.

Imagine a monarch on crack addiction. Do you do what they say constitutionally?

>>135193916
We didn't have a tripcunt presence in the thread for 20 minutes prior to 5 seconds before I posted that when you shoved your nose in.

Leave you mong.

>>135193980
Correct.

>>135193820
>>135193457
You mental funny fuckers

File: tfw to intelligent.png (35KB, 372x300px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 372x300px

>>135193853
>tfw king of the brainlets

I read a lot of philosophy and it stops me from feeling insecure if I'm honest. Maybe you should try hitting up some Kirkegaard.

>>135194039
You can remove the English monarchy though. This was established in the case law of Rex vs Rex after the English Civil War.

File: 21096582192_2035fffda6_b[1].jpg (506KB, 1024x989px) Image search: [Google]

506KB, 1024x989px

>>135190819
is it just me that wants to eat Laura Kuenssberg's vagina till she squirts gallons of cum over their face.

are you guys fags or what?

File: 1476541287651.jpg (128KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 640x480px

>>135193230

steerkike and rapedly so are alright, tripping is pretty gay to begin with but at least they're amicable enough lads. eddie is just a stroppy dkny tribute act

>>135193853
>I'm way too young

Lad just youtube Mr Cholmondley Warner, there are loads of his clips like that one, it' Harry Enfield

>>135193601
I disagree. The lack of use of such powers is not illegal. Surely it is the prerogative of the monarch to decide the extent of the use of such decrees?

File: asuka.jpg (9KB, 248x233px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 248x233px

>>135193980
>American "Citizens"
>Not even Subjects to her Majesty

File: Abbott-819822[1].jpg (34KB, 590x392px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 590x392px

whod've thunk being a fat bitch would lead to debilitating diabeetus

>>135185820
>>(((Alt-right))) commentator gets 'schooled' by historian over diversity in Roman Britain

He's right though. There weren't any blacks in Roman Britain. Moors, Libyans and Syrians weren't black. Rome was diverse in ethnicities but local populations were always a huge majority and blacks weren't in the picture perhaps except local slaves in egypt. Pisses me off when leftists try and re-write history to use as an argument.

>>135193570
>oh look it's a privately educated kids who are the kids of Oxbridge types take the piss the out of privately educated kids who are the kids of Oxbridge types, throwing in a couple of digs at working class kids who are the kids of working class types who pay for it all in the first place episode

>>135194143
Well if chopping heads is one way then cool.

File: R diane.png (246KB, 772x512px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 772x512px

>>135194339

>>135194164
It's not just you. I've wanted her to sit on my face and grind down extremely hard for a long time now.

>>135194237
The monarch has a role to fulfil, upon which they're groomed for from birth. Failure to adhere to their responsibilities (should they have them, which ours doesn't) should result in them stepping down as, what's his name, Edward IV did.

>>135194393
That is indeed possible friends. It doesn't specify how we should murder them, but it also doesn't specify how NOT to murder them. I'd get rid of our current royal family truth be told.

File: American USA Healthy Obesity.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>135194299
>Subject to Obesity

>>135193457
>pepe in the woodpile

>>135194077
Rude, dismissive, presumptuous, hot-headed.

This is classic anonymong behavior.

>>135194122
*pat* *gags* *pat*
I'm gonna look into that i was really smart before college where i became a full on degenerate i'm trying to scrape my way into uni now as i had a mid life crisis at 18 kek
>>135194219
Yeah i'm watching the vid the other anon posted got Cholmondley up on yt in another tab; it's comfy entertainment desu

>>135194366
>muh class
>muh regional accents

give Connie Yates gf please

File: 1493399157866.png (15KB, 240x304px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 240x304px

>>135193708

File: Naga-Munchetty-4[1].jpg (483KB, 989x1024px) Image search: [Google]

483KB, 989x1024px

>>135193980
'sactley

i'd eat her arse like a maddddman. MADMAN

anyone who says otherwise is overly concerned with hygiene or a poofter

>being british is genetic

then im 34th generation Scandinavian

File: Laura Kuenssberg17.jpg (89KB, 596x596px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 596x596px

>>135194164

mai waifu Oakeshott on Sky News

File: Trump and Theresa May.jpg (32KB, 624x349px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 624x349px

>>135194117
>>135194299
>Brits are now subjects of this man

>>135194965
see
>>135194997

>>135194494
I don't want her to fart or anything weird like that.


I just want to taste her

>>135194888
There is no Ukrain on this pic... Fuck

File: fitlit.jpg (97KB, 1174x464px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 1174x464px

>>135194424
>Read Mosley
>Get really passionate about his cause
>Read Burke and Evola
>Revolutionary movements lose their luster
>see Mosley as a misguided victim of passion with only the best intentions
Fascist aesthetics still get me though

>>135194702
I've got into theology recently and though I still have a lot of anxieties about the world it's given me the drive to try much harder with myself. Kierkegaard's "fear and trembling" in particular would genuinely be really good for you.

>>135190819
sam naz (sky)
rebecca wiliams (sky)
victoria fritz
Karthi Gnanasegaram

>>135190819
but it is anon

File: kes.jpg (24KB, 305x400px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 305x400px

>>135194969

File: lk.jpg (42KB, 401x401px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 401x401px

>nobody lizposts any more

the decline is real

>>135193570
>oi oi weirdo alert
>deck him

>>135194997
god thats depressingly true.

"special relationship" means getting bent over a barrel and shafted.

we're like india or someshit now.

File: 1496000112741.jpg (548KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

548KB, 1920x1080px

>>135195298

File: 1501105251867.jpg (21KB, 440x440px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 440x440px

>Watching Maser and Commander again in bed

Maximum comfy

File: Victoria_Fritz.jpg (798KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

798KB, 1920x1080px

>>135190819
>>135195282

>>135194997

>he washes his chicken in chlorine

>>135195452
portillo posted likes seamen hmm

File: murdoch_2036248c[1].jpg (28KB, 460x287px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 460x287px

>>135195282
>sky

File: 1500495613352.jpg (68KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 700x700px

>>135195346
>yfw

File: 1470638689914.jpg (24KB, 385x385px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 385x385px

>>135195313
>>nobody lizposts any more
>46 years old
>Not married
>No kids
sad

>>135195452
pretty homoerotic.

coudn't get into it because i dislike homosexuals

>>135195687
Give it another go lad its absolute patrician tier

>>135195527

Look at that mouth, she's gaggin' for it

>>135195672

>no kids

I bet she clamps down like an industrial press when she comes

File: 1501008337257.jpg (688KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

688KB, 1920x1080px

>>135193450
Just think twice before signing up for the LPC without a firm's backing and maintenance grant. Even if you don't end up in a legal career, a law degree can get you lots of places. It teaches you how to think, and employers value that.

>>135194702
>i was really smart before college
>mid life crisis at 18

I went through something similar. Your self-esteem takes a hit when you realise everyone around you is smarter than you and yet also somehow manages to live a fulfilling life with lots of hobbies.

>>135194997
>You are now aware that Donald Trump suffers from a condition that makes him terrified to go down stairs
>You are now aware that Melania laughs at him and refuses to hold his hand when going down stairs because she wants him to fuck up

lel

Agree/disagree:

Those face-melting acid attacks are utterly evil and horrific, and the only way to truly kill this emerging trend dead in its tracks is to bring back the death penalty.

>>135195882

kek'd

File: But why though.gif (2MB, 160x200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 160x200px

>>135195687
This.

I like Portillo and Starkey (a little less since he railed against the house of lords), but why do they have to be bum burglars?

File: tark2[1].jpg (20KB, 220x264px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 220x264px

>>135195770
>lollywood
>patrician

File: wrong.gif (1MB, 480x287px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 480x287px

>>135195882

>>135195899
I agree with bringing back the death penalty but no, the way to stop is mass deportations and preventing non-whites from coming to Britain.

Fuck a yes/no answer m8. That isn't concrete at all. You can't present a non-fact then ask for a yes or no answer.

File: 1500487329267.png (89KB, 186x267px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 186x267px

>>135195998
>He doesn't like seeing the Royal Navy in its prime absolutely BTFO the French

>>135188086
Totally agree with this. I'm a hypocrite because I dress like a slob as well but it'd be nice to go back to men wearing suits and women wearing pretty but modest dresses.

>>135195899

I firmly believe this but everyone I've spoken to about it seemed more upset about that than the acid attacks themselves. People's priorities make no sense to me.

File: 1481216628688.gif (843KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

843KB, 200x200px

>>135195452

>>135194969
I want to meet Laura Kuenssberg.

>>135195672
>>135195313
I actually like her desu

Her opinions on TW are silly but at least she argues her points without sounding like a complete lunatic like most of the Labour MPs.
>as far as I can tell

File: 09.png (285KB, 788x756px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 788x756px

>>135195452
Never gets old tbqh

File: article-0-05321A1B0000044D-190_306x423.jpg (31KB, 306x423px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 306x423px

>>135196046
So that's a yes?

File: Victoria_Fritz1.jpg (274KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 1920x1080px

>>135195772
She's married now lad : (

>>135196214
It's a yes, but no, but yes, and disagree.

>>135195808
Yeah but I bet she's dry as sandpaper

>>135196015
Not wrong, it's true. Donald grabbed onto Theresa out of panic when going down those stairs. He always grabs onto Melania too.

>>135196166
>>135195452
is master and commander somewhat historically accurate? I wouldn't mind watching a good popcorn movie tonight to celebrate today's successes.

File: rw.png (901KB, 702x636px) Image search: [Google]

901KB, 702x636px

>>135190819
More weather presenter than news reader (although she has started doing that too now occasionally) but I'm a bit in love with Rebecca Wood off BBC Midlands today.

>>135196353
No, it isn't. It's what Gladiator is to Rome

>>135196314
>what is chivalry

>>135196353
Story wise or navy battle tactics and life wise?

>>135190819
Jane Hill obv or for the Scots on here, Catriona Shearer.

>>135196353
Fictional story that is based on somewhat true events, based British captain chasing a much bigger and better French ship, very historically accurate in terms of anything else

File: Laura Kuenssberg2.jpg (56KB, 318x441px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 318x441px

>>135196134
Same, You should start tweeting her lad : )

>>135196410
>what is vertigo
Ask Donald

File: PepAyIt.png (46KB, 397x492px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 397x492px

>>135196377
She's tall af. Unless they put her on some kind of platform.

>>135196409
>>135196425
I understand it follows a captain (and commander) and probably a fictional story about his life but is the action pretty decent? Does it at least talk about why they are doing what they're doing, with references to geographic locations?

>>135196493
>lives on the 55th (45th) floor of a skyscraper in New York
>has vertigo

>>135196255

Ooof what a minx

Watching the Harry Enfield someone posted before is giving me heavy nostalgia. The world seemed so much less grim back then.

File: redcoat1.png (165KB, 563x721px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 563x721px

>>135196588
No it's c-
Oh wait. It's the Ameritard again. Nevermind.

>>135196111
nice trips...... but I dislike middle-tier films where stuff blows up good. I also disliked the books.

I have standards, son

new lads
>>135196893
>>135196893

>>135196409

Apart from the actual plot being fictional (obviously) I wouldn't say it has anywhere near the level of hollywood bollocks Gladiator does. Both great films though.

File: behind this post.png (127KB, 300x315px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 300x315px

>>135196123
That's true. People are irrationally afraid of the death penalty for (((some reason))). It's very strange and I can't quite tell why this is the case, but there's clearly a lot of money in the anti-death penalty lobby the strength of the narrative. It's almost as if (((someone))) wants to keep the most dangerous people around forever.

File: 1494254215524.jpg (13KB, 380x405px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 380x405px

>>135196686
Bathmophobia. Skyscrapers have elevators.

>Thinking Trump walks up and down all those stairs
Silly boy.

>>135196719
Just answer his question instead of being rude. Only be rude to the rude Americans, you should learn to conduct yourself better. Naughty boy, 50 lashes for you!

>>135196588
Less food, more vomit and clean clothes? Nope. Also more children on RN ships back then, smaller, easier to fit into gun decks and no one missed them because of how poor people were.

>>135196458
>trying to get anons in trouble with the old bill

never change tripfriends

>>135197022
>Rightly So
>Anonymong
Pick one

>>135197007
You don't know who he is mate. He's the same American who spams Brit/pol/ every day. We only have 1 main one. He did everything noteworthy a burger has ever done on Brit/pol/.

>>135194366

>no fun allowed