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/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER GENERAL – ALL UNITS ON ALERT EDITION

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>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed]
A Robert story courtesy RobertAuthor added 4 July 2017: https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
#### #### #### #### #### #### #### ####

BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
http://www.cwbchicago.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>132327242
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What's the name of the daytime shift, before Robert?
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>Blocking the street to have block party
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dayshift is adam
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>>132376932
Adam.
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>Kadisha beating her 1 y/o child
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>I'm back you bitch ass honkies
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>>132376936
>no space to party?
>shiiieeet block a road mf'er
BLM really likes blocking roads too.
>provokes muh gray matter
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>enjoy the 4th of July
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>Apt 3
>victim
>Jessica
>offender
>
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>matress on fire
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EVERYONE NEW TO /CPD/ READ THIS
https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
>anon did amazing lore.
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Friendy reminder....

NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE

CPD Directive 666666 - Policy Regarding All Dead Body Removal Services:

1. DBR Form SHIP TO ADDRESS shall be filled out as follows:
4228 North Hermitage Avenue, Chicago, IL 60613

2. Also, verify the COD box in the FORM OF PAYMENT section next to the SHIP TO ADDRESS line is checked.

Your attention to detail and cooperation is appreciated.
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>>132378252
>attacked by a dawg
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>"dogs" ran into build
>white dog
>brown and white dogs
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>check random chimping in background
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Those fucking sheboons screaming in the back
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i'm feeling much code is going on
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>man on her front porch
>wearing ski mask, grey sweat pants, black hoodie
>says he's just hanging out
>she's afraid to ask him to leave
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>>132378807
>Those fucking sheboons screaming in the back
which one?
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>late lunch

>two teeth in front
>can't miss him
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>Male Hispanic
>Stole a lot of liquor and over-the-counter meds
Happy 4th of July!
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>>132379131
I laughed when this one came on
just chillin in the hood, nothing to see here
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>>132379621
kek
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that video in the op is kino
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>small boat or kayak seen with bodies floating around it
>says bodies no longer there.
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>yellow kayak the had bodies on it
>no bodies now
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>>132379809
>>132379842

Shit they're reanimating

>Night of the living chimps
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>need van for special assignment
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>>132376936
to be honest this really could stop problems if they just shut down a few streets to let them party.
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>>132380280
blood sport?
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anyone save OC from previous threads i'm looking to collect.
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>>132380473
see
>>132378050
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>hehe you lost your keys
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what is a 14 Paul?
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new grass fire?
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>>132379145
>Maleisha
kek
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>>132380838
some post this
i don't know if it's accurate or up to date
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>>132381124

Chi hua hua?
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>>132381124
I looked at that b4 posting and it didn't make sense that it was coded "Alarm-Other Police Service"

Figured I missed something
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>>132381317
me too
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>>132381237
>Chi hua hua?
is a small mexican dog
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>>132381237
chicago code?
chi-cago
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firework fight lol.
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>and now kebab is shooting fireworks at people
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>middle easterners and fireworks
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>4-5 middle eastern boys using fireworks as weapons
WE FOUND A TERROR CELL
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>>132381868

Nogwarts is back from last night.
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>intoxicated man waving flag and beer bottles.
Give this man an AR15! murica!
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Has anyone refused to leave Walgreens yet today?
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>middle eastern men now stopping cars and throwing fireworks.

>weird UFO sounds.
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have any anon been seeing this irl?
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>>132376629
Hola people
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>car at target in car
>and a suspicious auto
>red toyota on sidewalk
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>>132383283
happy beat the brits day
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>>132376629
Is chicago worse than detroit?
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>>132383015

Where is PicRobert?
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>>132383513

Yes by a wide margin with just crime in general. It's much more populous. Detroit is just more like Mad Max because of the large abandon swaths of the city. Chicago attempts to maintain order in all of its areas.
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>>132383616
i want to know too.
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>>132382796
Not yet. They are scoping out the Tide detergent and fastest path to the exit door though
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chicago is worst then deroit.... detroit is just a burned out roastie hole..... CHIMPAGO.... is an active war zone
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>officer lost control of #####
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>no cars
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Im not hearing anything.
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>>132384377
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
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>>132384377
f5 now and then
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Found the problem. Opera too Stronk for Weak broadcastify.
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>neighbors say they hear people inside their floor
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>criminal trespassing
>people inside the floor

wtf are troll niggers real
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>>132384599
>Opera
You suck at life
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>>132384631
topkek going on
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>>132384599
Are you running Temple OS?
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>>132383015
yes, many such cases
SAD
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Is anybody actively recording this shit for a highlight reel?
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>>132385127
highlight reel? Its mostly people sperging out at parties and people stealing shit, a break in here and there, nothing worth recording so far
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I mean over the span of a year, the most bizarre happening
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none of the chicongo anons never caught stuff on a stream or vid?
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66? order 66?
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>code
>barricade equip drop off
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The YouTube video linked by OP has clips of 2 guys getting shot and a dude getting stomped surrounded by 6 minutes of traffic and sandwiched by a newscast from 1980. There has to be more material.
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more sirens
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>male hispanic in a pickup truck hit a dumpster and clipped her car
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>>132387422
VIVA (hic) VIVA EL QUATRO DEL JULIO! (BELCH)
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>Alarm in the library has been going on whole day
They really love to read in Chicago, don't they?
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>>132384631

It's return of Morloch nog.
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did she say something about not obeying key order?
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bump
climb
comfy thread
climb
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>>132376629
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago

May God bless Robert and the boys in blue.
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Starting early today. Has there already been chimping?
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>>132385377
I'm hoping for stolen UHaul truck drive-by shootings and struggling woman seen being dragged into a storm drain. Last July was a good show. However, I'll settle for 3:30AM LOUD MARIACHI band in backyard.
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>>132386035
2yrs old, but still fun to watch niglets play in traffic: https://youtu.be/biAVdBLbZJM
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anonymous black male shooting at passing vehicles
>sounds pretty gangster
kek
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>>132376629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2xRmPfXZrw
i've posted this in late robert hours before, but it's early as fuck right now so you guys might not have seen it.

robert hours starts at around 2 minutes into the video.
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>drive by shooting near ####

>"Sounds pretty gangster, on our way"

what
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>>132389546
It never stopped....this has been rolling since yesterday
>pretty gangster, well handle it
>cute dispatch "sweet".
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>>132389844
>>132389873
god bless the police
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>smoking marijuana and throwing fireworks at passing cars
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>tired of all these mothafuckin buses in my mothafuckin way
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The bantz
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>oh no, say it ain't so
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guy 1 "fireworks on the fourth of july?!?!"

guy 2 "oh no! so it aint so!"
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>>132389873
Wow can't wait for the first of the month if it's already getting bad
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>drag racing
>not throwing fireworks out of their vehicles while doing so
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now
>drag racing
maddness
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>drag racing
speed racer is out early
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>>132390724
4th of july is a special time of the year due to the heat and the wide availability of fireworks making it more difficult to identify gunshots
God bless America
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>>132390729
multitasking
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damn, what the fuck is this shit looking like?
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>her male friend hit her
>she's been drinking and can't remember who hit her
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>not using the designated pic for today
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>male friend hit her; doesn't recognize him because she's been drinking to much

What?
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bingo cards from last night
1/9
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>>132390809
sounds kinda like here in Texas after dark
Even with a burn ban in effect these fucking latino kids are setting off firecrackers in yards and dry pastures within city limits
Shit never ends and the police are busy all night
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3/9
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kek
>asian lighting fireworks
>caught a place on fire
>they put it out
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>>132391138
is that your OC Robert?

Very good!
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>>132391501
Upstanding members of the community.
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last one
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Hot damn am I glad to see this thread on here!

Starting early tonight I see, anything rad happen yet? I'm sure the fire department is on high alert tonight.

Happy 4th of July everyone :]
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>Landlord throwing all of his belongings out of the house
>nothing further

Happy 4th of July?
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>>132391138
CALLING ALL UNITS
CALLING ALL UNITS
CALLING ALL UNITS

Need a volunteer to bake the next bread. I need to head out for a couple hours and will be back tonight for the shitshow.

Recommended "designated pic" here:
>>132391138
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Neighbors outside washing themselves with a waterhole.....completely commando
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>Blake's pizza orginal call about homeless male black sleeping
>now he's not responsive

F...for another fentanyl overdose.
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>>132393049

Probably all hot from the bathsalts or spice they smoked.

>>132392980
I'm switching between here and Civ 5 listening to the scanner. I can make the next thread, just need to keep this one bumped.
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>albertos is threating to beat up some cuck

>i dont speak spanish uhhhhhhhh can i get some help
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>>132393367
10-4. We've rolled continuously since last night with different OPs. Keep her rolling.
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>he has an object, possibly a weapon inside of his pants
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>angry female. Children crying in the background
Mom?
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>>132393367
What is Civ 5?

Ive just been listening here
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
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bumpin
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The game is over
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>Ronald White is Male Black
Wew lads
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>>132394204
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=civ+5

Do you not even into vidya?
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>>132394644
Undercover Ops
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>>132393367
>keep this one bumped
Happy 4th of July!
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>any fireworks calls from now through tonight just code 'em
>happy 4th of July!
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>>132394758
doh
I was thinking some hot zone in Chiraq where all the good stuff happens
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Stop the people!
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I've not listened in a couple months lads. Will there be murders tonight seeing as its 4th of July or will that come at the weekend?
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>>132395644
well, the daytime has been eventful
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>>132395764
Do burgers get the day off work for Independence Day? Maybe it's time to listen in for a bit
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>kid in riding a big wheel near busy traffic, seems to be alone (?)
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>Riding a big wheel
They see me rollin' they hatin
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>>132395850
No, day off on Beat the Brits Brits Day
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>>132395850
I'm working from home but it's pretty comfy and slow so far.
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>her son is off parole
>has a gun
>wants him removed
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>>132395850
>Do burgers get the day off work for Independence Day? Maybe it's time to listen in for a bit
yes, today is a holiday
but FYI: male blacks in Chiraq have everyday off from work
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>>132395764
QRD?
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>light blue jumpsuit riding a Big Wheel™
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>>132395850
My store is open till 4PM today, but I'm not staffing it personally.
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CHECK YO' KEYS
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Check yo fucking keys, Adam!
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CHECK YO KEYS!
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What's the emergency situation on citywide?
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Adam answers to Robert
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>All those unchecked keys
FFS, Adam!
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Happy 4th cpd!!!!
The night will be here soon, Godspeed Robert
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>>132395850

Most people get the day off, depends on the job. It is a federal holiday though.
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doing my job to bump

Ohio Robert reporting in. Looks like great weather for the dindus in Chicago tonight
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>>132396417
Is your store in Chicago?

Does your store sell burgers?
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>group of women threatening the caller
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>>132396919
Nope. Several hours away in MN. And we sell a shitload of beer and mischief-juice.
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Anything interesting happen yet? I havent been able to listen this entire weekend unfortunately.
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>he got shot in the buttocks
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>4 shots 1 person
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>19 year old shot 4 times, twice in the head

fucking savages
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>shot in head butt arm and back of head
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>shot in the head and the buttocks
>then he got shot in the right arm
>then in the back of the head

Damn, son.
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Guy got shot 4 times. Two times in the head, once in the ass, once in the arm. He's still alive
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>other guy shot in the right armpit
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>>132397379
and stable!
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>four shots for one person
>stable is not a condition
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>>132376629
Been looking for this for weeks, now. Good night Roberts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je2fGzKiqRM
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>>132396653
>>132396855
Love these.

Are there any /k/ faggots around? What do you recommend for AK's? I asked last night for advice and the bigger bullet gives me .1% more (false) psychological comfort. Anyway... I looked around and they all seem to be around $700. I'm planning on getting two of them and the 75rd meme drums.

>Pt#1
>shot in head
>then in buttox
>then in arm
>then in the back of the head
>pt. is stable (for now)

>Pt #2
>shot right arm pit
>stable (for now)
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>>132397379
>>132397350
>>132397342
>>132397331
>>132397330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3crqpClPY
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>>132397443

>stable
>condition

Come on, anon
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>>132397524
>>132397443

Stable is not a condition REEEEEEE!
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>naked crazy mannnn
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>>132397379
>>132397443
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>MALE BLACK
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>>132397112
>Nope. Several hours away in MN. And we sell a shitload of beer and mischief-juice.

I thought MN was now called New Somalia?
Do the skinnies drink malt liquor?
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Four
Four shots for one person that is alive and in stable condition
AH AH AH AH AH
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>>132397667
They are African, so I'd assume so
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>bottle kids
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>>132397576
>>132397623
Hi, /chiraq/ vets. This season is shaping up all right, eh?
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>>132397985

Weve reached the best day of the year, friend. Im planning on getting drunk tonight and listening in.
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>>132397623
i know, but nig should have been dead before they loaded him into the meat wagon. the fact he made it to the hospital is unbelievable. just costing the state more money. he will be in the stats tomorrow though. wasted resources
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Showered and shaved ready to get /comfy/ for the imminent chimpout
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Happy 4th lads.

Great to see the constant coverage.
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>>132383616
>>132383815
He probably got busted by his sarg.
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>asian male
>shooting fireworks into someone's house
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>>132398204
>just made coffee. nice and /comfy/ waiting for crabby. have some new oc
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>>132397667
That's just Minneapolis. Specifically Cedar Riverside. aka "Little Mogadishu" or "Ghetto in the Sky".

The diligent, tax-paying types move out to the 'burbs by me, but they're chill most of the time.
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>Samuel Epstein
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>>132398475
>((()))
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>>132398409
Wrong one
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>>132398475
yep (((male white)))
91 years old missing
wonder what he thinks of chicago these days?
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>>132398523

Did i miss a real robert posting pics?
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>>132398116
Already drunk and setting up some buttermilk-brined Nashville-style hot chicken tendies for frying ye ol' cast iron skillet. Grilled burgers on the side.
Real Robert hours Soon™.
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>they're taking the fireworks and putting them in the portapotties, and... having fun
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>youths setting of fireworks in the portapotties
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>>132398614
>dept. of gibs
I like it.
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>>132398694
yes. small town robert doing traffic. we got to decide if they got tickets or warnings
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>>132398614
so you envision crabby as white?

I thought for sure she was black
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5:30pm and we no have tear drops out
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>>132398694
Yes, on Sunday.
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>>132398842

Fuck me. Im so sad i missed that. Been working too much.
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>seven kids threw fireworks at her and her vehicle
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>>132398916
*now
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>black shiny revolver
>barely even dinnertime in GMT -6
It's gonna be a fun night, Roberts.
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>>132398884
we have an old daytime and night time white crabby. also sassy latina and sassy black.
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>male black
>afro with the front dyed orange
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>>132399038
>we have an old daytime and night time white crabby. also sassy latina and sassy black.
I know night time sassy, but never listened during the day...until July 4
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>>132399214
that would have been crabby 20 years ago
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>AR-15

Shall not be infringed
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>occupants of construction vehicle with an AR-15
>>
When the the shenanigans usually begin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok85BmPyl_I
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>>132399492
when i would get called to oakland i would sit in the back of the van with the equipment with an ar. had our shit stolen too many times.
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>AR15
shit just got real
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>>132399536

Hours from now, but its chistmass in Chiraq so we will have nonsense all day.
>>
>they were both fighting
>now they're both going to get guns
>black males
>>
were those fbi guns from the carjack the other night retrieved?
>>
>>132399536
They've been going on since Friday night, but Real Robert Hours® start in about 4hrs.
>>
chimpout occurring near a party I am at in the bronx! fuck. wish I got it on camera. Can't wait to get home for real robert hours.
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>>132399821
Not that I heard, but I took a couple breaks for vidya and then went to bed around sunrise CST.
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>lady in wheelchair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xcwt9mSbYE
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>deja barber says she was dragged last night by irene

I do actually remember a call about something like that last night.
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REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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sounds like mission time
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>male bleeding from the head and stomach
>doesn't know what happened to him
>>
>They dont know what happened to him
>DINDU NUFFIN
>DUNNO NUFFIN
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>>132399821

Guns found. Vehicle still missing.
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>man with an AK-47
>>
Facebook live in Chicago is mad
>>
>>132400923

Any good nigger block parties?
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>>132401083
a couple and there is the odd gang members flashing guns
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>>132401205
"We real shit nigga. Fuckin real shit."
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>>132400923
had nig with gun to guys head on fb live last night. cpd had to call in hrt
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>irate
>tearing up caller's third floor apartment
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>>132400923
link?
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I love that they have to specify that drugs or weapons are not involved... Because they usually are.
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only a few hours till male black turns chicago into a warzone again
Godspeed Robert
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>>132401597
facebook /livemap/

Just find Chicago on the map and zoom in
>>
>rooftop party
>>
>stating there is a riot with a million people and everybody has guns
>that is a lot of people
>>
>riot and everybody has guns

5333 Justine?
>>
>riot with a million people and everyone has guns
>>
>riot with a million people and everyone has guns
Here we go.
>>
>RIOT
>"everybody's got guns"
>>
>riot with a million people, and they all have guns
>that's a lot of people
>>
>A riot and a million people have guns

One of you called that in, didn't you?
>>
>riot with million people and everybody's got guns
>>
riot million ppl all have guns
>>
>sitting on the porch masturbating

kek
>>
>Riot with a million people and everybody has guns
>That's a lot of people
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another fearless fapper!
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>guy masturbating to his neighbors' kids in the yard

wtf
Capatcha: Arracuda stop!!!
>>
>neighbor is masturbating on the porch
>>
>Probably not 6gorillion

Kek!
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>million man riot
>everyone has guns
>>
Its only what 7pm there and theres a riot??
>>
>>132403579
It's actually only 6pm there lmao
>>
>>132403579
Things that would be considered a riot anywhere else are pretty much a daily occurance in Chicongo.

>abandoned building on fire
>>
>>132403815
lmfaooooooo, real robert hours are gonna be fucking insane
>>
Is there like 4 fires going on? Its going to be amazing tonight what are your bets anons?

I say string of death by police shootings where they 'dindu nuffin' will incite a riot then a riot like the LA riots.
>>
>>132402241
Fuck! My Facebook says "not found"
>>
>>132404373
At least 4, I wish there was a periscope
>>
>>132404373

I would invite this
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DRANK BLEACH
>>
SHE DRANK BLEACH!! ITS HAPPENING!!
>>
She drank bleach
>>
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B L E A C H E D
L
E
A
C
H
E
D
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>>132404373
it's quite possible with thousands of drunk, drugged up, and armed chimps.
Not to mention the media always blowing shit out of proportions.
>>
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>>132403815
>>132404047
6:27PM CST. Settle in for a long night, Roberts.
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Did someone say PB&J?
>>
>Young child called in says dad was hit the mom. The Feels
>>
Male Hispanic is threatening people on the soccer field
>>
>Andrew Garner
Huh, that's interesting. One of my coworkers here about 50 miles from South Bend has that same last name and she has a brother named Andrew. Wonder if its the same person?
>>
>husband and his lover refuse to leave
>>
Caller says her husband and her female lover refuse to leave the premises
>>
Lmfao her husband and his female lover won't get out
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Im so thirsty, could really go for some nice cool bleach right now
>>
>3 cars
>one with blood splatter on it
>one the victim was in
>one with bullet holes
>>
>>132405118
you're drunk. change your flag.
>>
>>132405459
F
>>
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Bread is in the oven I will serve it when ready.
>>
>>132405357

Giga-cucked.
>>
>>132405502
No
>>
>>132405575
You are the hero that we do not deserve
>>
Did he say "black party?" Or "block party?" Kekk
>>
>>132406144
yes
>>
>>132406037
633 Robert
terrorist detected
>>
>active shooter slow down
>91 yo male with Alzheimers missing.
>>
>>132405575
do you think the ATF will step in tonight?
>>
>>132406240

Is that the same man missing from last night?
>>
>>132406296
It's just a normal night
>>
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FRESH BREAD GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT

>>132406382

>>132406382

>>132406382

>>132406382
>>
>>132406144
>implying there's a difference
>>
>>132406461
>i so huuuungray
>>
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>dumping
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no matter what you say, it's
>pic related
>>
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reeeeeeeeeee
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football is for faggots
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robert?
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do not post in this thread with a meme flag
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>>132407278
reeeeeeeee
>>
>>132407376
It is so dumb, either you are from the usa and listening to real roberts or you are foreign and having fun listening to real roberts. With a meme flag in this thread, if you ask a question, the person answering cannot explain properly.
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>>132407278
k i'm done now
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>>132407539
sry. i was just fucking with you.
>>
>>132407656
roger
>>
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this is a shitpost
>>
anyone want to cook up a new bread?
>>
>>132407769
>>132406382
>>
>>132407769
see
>>132406382

i'm just eating the rest of this bread and shitposting it out.
>>
>>132407932
>>132407934
photofinish
>>
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>>132407966
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fugg
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why am i the only one shitposting? help me out
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