>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/
http://www.cwbchicago.com/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
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>>132327119
most effective camouflage
I have a friend that went to prison (he was a junkie) the sheriff paid him in burgers to tutor his daughter, no joke
so glad for that lack of melanin
MAGA!
Make
African-Americans
Go
Away
does anyone have all the bingo templates for tomorrow/later today?
>[audible laughing in the background]
>subject is detained
So for tonight what is prime time west coast and what are your predictions in numbers? I think one to three strings of police zhootouts and dindus that did nuffin causing summer riots.
>>132327595
i have most of them. need me to post now?
>>132327700
would you please, just to make sure there are a few anons with them if needed. thanks
Male black with pipe assaulting vehicles and public decency using a fedora
>15 people outside fighting
>15 people fighting
>maybe armed
>at 3 AM
What are black people?
>>132327854
Not people for one.
>>132327845
>>132327936
15? There was literally 15 women fighting the night before. Two nights in a row where 15 people are fighting.
>severe laceration
>doesn't know how it happened
>>132328029
>>132328069
Classic
Reminded of the bar fight in Yellowbeard.. "that man's got a sword stuck in him" "he fell on it"
>male breaking in through the rear
>>132328029
Weapons
>>132328029
>>132328267
both of these are gold
>intoxicated indian male breaking the glass door with a shovel
>intoxicated indian male using a shovel to break the glass banging on the door
>>132328534
Descriptions
>>132328568
thnx. ok dumping the ones i didnt do.
pretty sure she just said shots fired
>group of males and females fighting out front
>>132328864
bullets for breakfast
>attempted break in at 125 Racine
>you know I was only teasing you
KEEP UP THE BANTZ.
>2 unknown females fighting under a scaffolding
>>132327700
have all 9. damn didn't know they had that many
thanks again for posting
>>132329516
Shouldn't there be one for the cops? Robert is free, crabby, sassy, robot voice (echo?), etc...
>>132329516
>have all 9. damn didn't know they had that many
gotta catch em all
>drunk uber/lyft driver
NORMIES BTFO
>>132329640
How will they ever recover?
Crabby is finished.
>>132329995
look at those gams
>>132329995
>no cigarettes in hand
>no multiple cartons on cigarettes on the table
>no smoke
shes getting there
>>132330232
back in the good old days, Crabby wasn't so crabby, no need to smoke
>>132330232
oh i didnt think of that. have to find some cuz i cant draw. she sounds like a marlboro reds gal
>>132330316
Crabby prefers Pall Mall blue these days
>>132330391
>a suspicious package arrives at CPD dispatch
>addressed only to "Crabby"
>bomb squad called, robot deployed
>controlled detonation of 4 cartons of Pall Malls
>paper and tobacco everywhere
>>132330557
fug i thought she wanted my cigarette loads
He's carrying a female hispanic.
I've never done that. No mexicans here.
>>132330232
why not just make her an anthropomorphic cigarette?
>>132330821
>No mexicans here
Yet.
>5-6 men fighting out front of the Halstead
>male black shooting at clark and black
>intoxicated gf was running away
>naked with hat
>Naked male black wearing yellow cap
>>132331935
bretty good
just make a giant cloud next to her right side
>naked male black with a yellow cap
>BOWCHICKAWOWOW
>>132332090
Literally a walking ancap memeball.
>NAKED black dude in a cap driving his car around town
lmao they must love their jobs
>let's go chase yet another naked male black.
is that 3 or 4 so far tonight?
>>132331935
i like it
>guy standing around blasting loud music in the middle of the street
>>132332179
that captcha..
>6 male blacks on bikes going down the street checking every door
>>132332282
jewgle has been creepy with the captcha lately, huh
>>132332413
I've had some pain in the ass captchas, and some the fail and need to start over
>>132332413
i got mexico gibbs last night on my tablet
>>132333028
there's a silver lining to ever cigarette
>>132332973
perhaps that is a sign, mexico will gibs us the money for the wall we're going to fucking builf
now we just need one up top to keep out the great northern menace
>two men boning in alley
>2 men having sex in the alley... bet they are on the dl and not faggots
do they draw straws or go by seniority as to who gets stuck breaking up the gay nigger alley sex?
These clouds better?
>>132333814
prolly the rookie
Can't decide what to put on book
so we are about 10-12 hours away from the real fun? Chicago is EDT zone, right?
>>132334857
Central.
>done
>>132335525
i like that!
>>132335525
needs 2 p's. i think
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>>132335748
Fuck.
>fire rolling bump
>>132335748
Fixed.
>>132336599
saved
on broadcastify top listeners is CPD with 1834. bet we will top that again today/tonight
>>132337812
yep. will be kicking off about 4 or 5 with drunk spics. by nightfall male black will be near unstoppable
Bump for adam
>>132336599
How can Robert defeat Male Black once and for all?
>>132340664
The final boss hasn't been faced yet. Dunno if we even know his final form. Or her. Modern society and all that.
>mfw even the final form of MALE BLACK cannot outsass dispatch.
>>132340664
population control
>his panic sut off shirt rolled up jeans.. he just cross the rio grande?
>got a homicide just called out detectives and medical examiner
>green line staring at people with a gun
>>132327242
Where's steno anon
Any calls about people fucking with fireworks in broad daylight yet?
>grandma tried to put bag over grandsons head
>>132345576
not yet today but we did yesterday used as cover for gun fire
>2 his panics drinking in alley at 8am
>body removal
>male his panic short taking plywood off a house
>find my daughter her his panic male was beating the shit out of her
>ibeam collapse and outside wall of building is bowed out.
>suspicious make white doing drugs
>burglary at metro pcs.
July to Date
Shot & Killed: 4
Shot & Wounded: 43
Total Shot: 47
Total Homicides: 4
>FIREWORKS IN DAYLIGHT
>alarm at daycare... whats a nig gonna steal at a daycare.
>6'
>180lbs
DYEL?
>Spewing water for weeks
>stealing water
>stealing water
>male black stealing water
>every day this week
>>132347647
Finally, been waiting for the 8:30am firework show
>male black on da stps flashing gang signs about 18yo.
>>132348644
we had 8am drinking by his panics in the alley too
>forced to buy drugs at gunpoint
>hes turning himself in...
>nig syas buy my drugs or im gonna shoot ya ass
>>132348716
If anything, /CPD/ has taught me that alleys were a mistake
>male black drug dealer thinks he is a doorman. not allowing people in building unless they are there to buy drugs
>>132348868
as well as storm drains... will never forget the nig hiding in the storm drain like pennywise the clown grabbing peoples feet as they walked by.
>80 year old Alzheimer's man missing since 10pm last night last seen wearing Heavy coat.....
>>132349679
That's sad.
I do recall a few happy stories of the local dealers on the corner finding kids outside late at night and finding confused elderly people out alone and calling the police for help. Maybe this will end well.
>>132350018
almost 2 hours gone. its not looking good. he wont do well in the heat and sun
>>132350018
err 12 hours
>>132349262
And the guy who lighted a BBQ in his apartment during the winter.
>man in a canoe setting off fireworks
since last night...
had a black male naked wearing only a yellow baseball cap too
>woman sexually assaulted suspect has scratches from woman fighting
>Parade is steppin' off
It is patriot time.
>>132351833
Harold's Chicken Shack parade entry?
Howdy all. Chicagoan here. I'll be providing twitter links to happenings as they happen, until my gf shows up. Hope to have some fun y'all.
>female following another female. Wreck less driving.... A man walking his dog without a leash
>>132352195
Curious to see who u follow. I've been looking for faster sources of info
>>132352491
Everyone seems to be asleep right now
Dat threesome on a boat tho
Why exactly is the Independence day weekend such a shitshow? Do nignogs simply feed off the festive vibe and turn it into attempted first-degree murder?
>>132352679
Some street urchins prob sleeping off last nights debauchery. They'll rise like zombies as sunset approaches.
>block party
>50 people
>they're not being too cooperative
>>132353038
Everyone has the day off + booze + explosives (triggering their ptsd)
So what's everyone drinking today?
Pic related, sold at Mariano's
>>132353038
Well, for one, the police cannot distinguish fireworks from gunshots, so they're basically cartooning around all day/night mistaking fireworks for murders and murders for fireworks. This means that the small police presence that's usually there is diminished even further.
Not to mention the fact that it's just like adding energy to a closed system of chaos. Imagine somewhere volatile like some Middle Eastern shithole. Now add energy (e.g. Ramadan). Things quickly go south from there.
>>132354246
Nice saison, bruv. I sell that at my shop in MN. Off Color makes good beer. Lagunitas 12th of Never and Clown Shoes Space Cake #7 for me today.
Just finished setting up my buttermilk brine for Nashville style hot chicken tenders.
>battery report over by Stroger by _____ Morphine...
why's he callin'? He didn't feel a thing.
>>132333028
Jesus Robert back for the coonery. Nice work on crabby.
>>132354246
I have a ball of hash and a 1/8th. Might go get some beer later tonight.
>food is ready in the lot
>stealing her hooooosssee???
>woman being threatened in a church, her "hose" is being stolen while planting flowers.
Jesus might forgive but we're going go old testament on this negro.
>>132356679
Why on earth would a Templar Knight hold a Kalashnikov when he could wield an AK5 or whatever is the hottest carbine in the western armies right now.
>>132357080
Perhaps he is behind enemy lines and had to equip an enemy's weapon.
>>132357080
Why couldn't your nation produce a worthwhile firearm instead of shitty furniture and meme fodder?
>came up to the car and threatened TO KICK HER BUTT
>Leaving dog in car
ANSWER WITH YOUR BLOOD!
>stolen honda fit hatch back
that dudes not working delivery today.
>dog in hot car : (
>lady causing issues at restaurant
>>132357080
Jesus you just what you need, not what you want.
how many nignogs got shot last night?
>erin wants ex girlfriend to leave, both are drinking
>10am and drunk already?
>dispatch "yeeeeeep"
LADY RANTING ABOUT MUSLIMS
>female black, in all black ranting about Muslims and Catholics. Has sprinkler attachments on her head and other gear.(?)
>she's in front of the church ranting about muslims and catholics.
Next crusade coming
>>132358630
we need picanon STAT to snapshot that shit.
>panic alarm at metro PCS
>all people at the game should be in full uniform and NOT on their cell phones.
Bitchy dispatch is the hottest.
Garden equipment crusade?
Sign me up!
>3rd call about women in front of the church
>2nd call about drunk couple fighting
>shaneice gordon says her boyfriend hit her
oh god these names.
>young man being taken in for murder (?)investigation.
He had assault sprinkler mounting spikes
>30 people in line, parking units will not work
>they won't get a ticket
>dispatch goes "woo" with the thrill of a turtle on Xanax.
>>132327242
Nice to see these threads going through the night just like the chimping. I slept in waay too long.
Grass is on fire
>very long open key
Some one needs to check their fucking keys.
>radios not working
muh Russia blamed for Chicago murder rate -7875838 drump.
>check yo keys, unit 16 (?) check yo keys
I don't think this is an open key, they were discussing the problem a few minutes before anyone mentioned an open key.
when the radio comes back everyone's dead
>>132361251
>radio guys there right now
It is funny because they were talking about bad radios last night. Someone was on facebook live treating suicide and we tried to find it. /they/ know we listen.
>countless crimes could be happening right now and we couldn't know
>countless roberts could be engaging male black as we speak
>sound of an A10
or dispatch gets ear raped
>>132361488
Checked. Back when we used to listen to the detroit scanner we'd hear the BRRRRTTTT a lot more often. Could be related to the shitty equipment or setup.
good day adams
> i wish all of your a happy and merry chimp-mas
> DIZ GOING 2 BEZ GUUD
> MAX /COMFY/ ..... burgers brews and fireworks
>>132345888
CPD Directive 666666 - Regarding all Dead Body Removal Services:
1. DBR Form SHIP TO ADDRESS shall be filled out as follows:
4228 North Hermitage Avenue, Chicago, IL 60613
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audio cable half plugged in?
Have they tried turning it off and then turning it on again?
>>132361772
doesn't sound like she's that bright
>>132361575
>>132361720
I bet the radio guys are messing with cables, yeah.
The silence is unnerving. I know a male black is up to no good.
Here's citywide 1,5,6,
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web
this is happening and we dont if robert and adam are ok
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
did dispatch say "it is a commercial worm"?
>>132362636
Alarm
>hear robbert knocking on a door in the back round
It's not a "hey, you home?" It's a "I aint got time for this shit you dumb negro" kind of knock on the door.
Nogs prob stole base and repeater antennas to resell as scrap
>>132357080
it's AN-94 you retard
Could the radio have gone out at a worse time? Hopefully it's back up by tonight or it's gonna be a bloodbath.
>dog in a hot car
fucking niggers...poor doggah : (
>>132363255
They switched to here........
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web
>>132363372
It's most likely a White considering the area
>domestic w/ 17 y/o daughter
>all units in Zone 1switch over to Citywide 6
still having radio probs
>>132364547
this is going to end bad.
>>132364547
Dey gon' get raped
>>132364749
>>132364700
Some Robert quotes?
http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/July-2017/What-Cops-Know/
anyone having problems with radio? All i got is white noise.
>>132365483
Switch over to citywide 6
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web
Good morning Adam.
Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth.
As he strolled towards the door, he had to remind himself of the days when six glasses would have put him on the floor. It had been a while. Not everybody remembered the days when alcohol affected people. Now, even kids could drink it.
Before leaving, Robert grabbed his black trench coat, and USP45 he called "Betsy". He felt the metal chassis slide across his hand before inserting a magazine. He blew a kiss to his Asuka body pillow. "Best girl" he said, as he gave a wink to her smiling face, before the light from the hallway closed on her as he left.
Robert opened the door into the hallway, glancing at every door number he walked past. He made his way downstairs. Outside, the cold air caressed his face. He checked his keys, radio static..."5 black males drug dealing at Hyde Park." Robert lit his last cig in the box. He pulled out Betsy and cocked the hammer. Showtime.
>>132366424
Robert crossed over to Hoyne Avenue, moving swiftly through the shadows of the alleys to get to Hyde Park. It was 4th of July, and Chiraq takes the opportunity to celebrate the night with gunshots instead of fireworks. As usual the police had their hands busy, more than ever before on a night like this. Which is why Robert felt an obligation to do something. He had been kicked off the force a few years back since the Homan Incident, but that was the past. He didn't need a badge to save lives. To serve and protect. The public has a fundamental misunderstanding about the role and capability of law enforcement. It's mainly the "protect" part the public puts too much faith in. The police do not protect. They cannot prevent. They can't be there before the gun is fired, they can only chase the thug who fired it. Only a fool puts his safety in someone else's hands. Especially one to trust the demons that run this city. And if Robert ever needed more proof, here it is...the Cobra gang, drug dealing a smuggled foreign substance straight from the drug refineries of Tajikistan known as "Dank Meme", right in Chicago's backyard. And the authorities have no idea. In the middle of a park that is six blocks from an elementary school. The worst feeling on the battlefield of this city is this one: the feeling you have underestimated your enemy. It is a cold wash across your skin. Like blood loss. It's pure instinct, and it is absolutely to be trusted. "Praise thee His name, Lord Kek, to bless me on this mission." Robert whispered as he clutched his Pepe amulet. He opened his eyes again, to notice a woman buying drugs from the Cobras on the basketball court. It was Sienna, Sienna Ricchio. The temptress that belonged to Big B, leader of rival gang, the Disciples. He couldn't believe it. What is she doing out here? She always stayed with her own group. Was this a peace talk? Territory negotiation? Espionage? Whatever it was...time was running out.
>>132365483
Male black is jamming their signal.
>>132366505
Robert had to find the lead to where this drug trail would take him, and cut the source at the top. Like a lion diving for his prey, he leaped from the rooftop overlooking Hyde Park, with the moon behind him, lighting his path to redemption.
"Listen shawdy, I'm finna make a trade wichu. Dis shit is fo someone else. Ya hear?"
"Hol up baby daddy, just let me have a piece of dat, I hear you be makin' all kiiinds of stacks on dat magic."
"Don't fuckin touch me you ight skin thot."
"Yeah, you betta get cho ass outta heyah befo we bust a cap in yo mouth. Annit wonbe lead if you know whatta mean."
"Eyy ya'll keep her busy, Ima check if he coming to pick up da stuff."
He struts across the court. Around the park. Gunshots mixed with fireworks can be heard from afar. Too much noise. Too much darkness. He doesn't hear it fall to the ground. He approaches his Cadillac parked in the alley. He looks for his keys to open the trunk. He doesn't notice they were picked up when he dropped it. He doesn't even see someone sneaking from behind. He doesn't even see Betsy pointed at the back of his head. He doesn't move when Robert says "Freeze, or I give your car a paint job."
The Cobra thug stays still, smacking his lips.
"if I woulda known it was you comin ovah, we was brought da whole squad to fuck yo snitchin' honkey ass up you fuc-"
And down he goes, with one quiet hit. Falling backwards, he grabs the thug and gently lowers him down, picking the dropped glock in his hand. Robert pulls out the car keys to open the trunk. He tries each one of the five keys, until the last one gets it. He opens it, only to find...5 police badges and one radio scanner, broadcasting the same line he has been listening to. No, it can't be. He felt the presence of a gang behind him. A gang of impostors. He walked right into this.
"You've always been careless, Robert. We knew you would show up to this call. After all, we know you come out at this time to play hero. Drop the gun."
>>132366624
He knew he got played, and played well. Robert carefully lowered and placed the gun on the ground as he heard the collective cocking of pistol hammers behind him. He raised his hands and put them behind the back of his head. How could he be so careless? Judging by the familiar sounds, these were standard issue Chicago PD firearms. The familiar voice came back to him. This wasn't the Cobra gang. It was the undercover Chicago police force. "Good boy." And leading this corrupt pack of degenerates was none other than Detective Gibsme Datt. A native of Chiraq, a product of city corruption, a former member of the Black Panthers, and Robert's former boss. Robert slowly turned around. Datt had Sierra in a chokehold, with a gun pointed at her neck. She was unconscious. "You see Robert, I am a man of business, and it just so happens I get to take down 3 stones with one bird, tonight. And you're the 3rd stone."
"Don't you mean the 3rd bird?"
"Fuck you, I ain't got time for this shit."
He points the gun away from Sierra and aims it at Robert. Good, going along as expected.
>girl bit on the hand by a pit bull
nice little doggie
>>132366424
>>132366505
>>132366624
>>132366764
EPIC OC! fucking saved!
>>132366764
"You're coming with me alive, boy. The commissioner will give me a big fat paycheck and a promotion for catching Robert, the traitorous fugitive who was caught selling Dank Memes to schoolkids in Hyde Park, while assaulting an undercover cop on duty. You, a former cop and a white man, who killed and raped this Disciple slut, for fun." The other goons laugh and smirk in unison at each other. "A crime that will incite yet another race riot in the city that will force the jury to throw you in jail where you will be raped by Disciple gang members until you rot and die of old age. Speaking of which, this will start yet another gang war where my men and I become even more armed and valued than before. All while the papers call me a hero, as they name you a demon."
Robert took it all in, quite bored of the lecture that he had just heard.
“Gibsme, I still haven’t introduced you to an old friend of ours.”
“Are you fucking trying me, whiteboy?”
“I said, I didn’t introduce you to my old friend. You forgot about her.”
Robert gestures to the glock he dropped on the pavement. “I’m returning what doesn’t belong to me.” And kicks the pistol over to their side. They all look confused.
And they all look dead when they see Betsy. Within a series of flashes, all 3 goons are dead, and Datt is disarmed as he chokes on Betsy. Sierra is still unconscious on the ground next to him. Robert is bleeding from the shoulder through his coat. Surface wound, where the bullet grazed him. Datt was lucky, lucky to not have shot better, otherwise the interrogation would be even worse for him. Robert grabs his undercover prop outfit by the collar. “Listen here, nigger. I don’t have time for this shit either. Tell me where the drugs are coming from. Who is the source? Where is the distribution of Dank Memes coming from?”
Robert pulls Betsy out of his mouth. “…f-fuck you whi-“ Robert smacks Betsy across his face. Hard.
>>132366878
Datt is bleeding profusely from his mouth and nose. Barely seeing through his bruised eyes. This questioning has already gone on for twenty minutes. “TELL ME. I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND.” Another smack across the head. From the first thug who had recovered. Robert falls to the ground beside Datt, knocked out cold. “Neither am I.” The first thug picks up his keys and glock from the ground. He helps Datt up from the floor. “You okay, boss?” “Get off of me”. Datt pushes him as he stumbles to his radio, switching the signal from Chicago PD to a private line. He raised the radio to his mouth, and pushes the key. “…Carl…it’s Gibsme…we got him.”
Robert woke up a time later, hanging upside-down from a meat hook next to what he could only assume was a cow, although this wasn't really his element. A voice came from behind him.
"So. I hear you don't like how I do business."
The voice was the smooth sound of a man assured of his power. As Robert struggled, he caught a glimpse of Sierra hanging two hooks over. His eye was swollen shut, and something was throwing off sparks near his chin. Blood dripped from a wound on the side of his head onto the concrete floor. Robert twisted as much as he could to get a look at their captor.
Unassuming was the man that stood before him, in a tailored three-piece suit that seemed immune from the bloody environment. He held a cane out in front of him, clearly not necessary for walking but absolutely vital to his image. A slight cocky grin dominated the man's face, and his eyes told Robert only one thing. I am in control here. Robert spat at the man's face, but it fell a bit short and landed at his feet. As he gathered another shot, a real one rang through the air. Robert could barely see the man who fired it, standing behind the boss. He mentally traced the trajectory to see where it had landed, square between Sierra’s eyes. From the sound of the shot, it was Betsy being used by someone else.
>>132366424
Fuck SAKE
we got LORE now
LORE!!
I fucking love this. Well done anon
>Not using a glass candle to attack people
What are you doing with your lives lads.
>>132366965
"Now that I have your attention, how would you like to make a deal?" The smooth voiced man was unperturbed by the death, whereas Robert was doing everything he could to swing himself closer to Sierra, whose unswollen eye had opened at the gunshot and now stared dead into space. A swift strike of the cane hit Robert in the cheek, and he did his best to face the monster before him. Now was not the time to fight.
"What do you propose?” Scumbag… Robert thought, spitting blood out onto the ground.
"You stop following me, and start going after the people behind this." The man punctuated each word with a slight swing of the cane. Robert’s eyes narrowed as he felt he rage building up again. "You're behind this! Bringing this drug into Chicago. Selling the Dank Memes over TO CHILDREN.”
"Oh Robert, you don't really think I'm the only one behind this? You've got to understand that there are bigger things at play here." The man suddenly looked put upon. In his public image, he was said to be in his mid-thirties but in this state it was clear he was much older. It didn't do much to subdue Robert’s rage, however. The man was concealing his face completely in pitch black darkness. A rotating motion of light and shadows projected against the far side of the wall, as what little light seeped in through the industrial fan to the corner of the room was hiding from the man with the cane. Robert bit his lip for a minute and finally came up with a reasonable response, one that had a chance of getting him out of here.
"What's in it for me?"
TO BE CONTINUED.
Any overnight highlights? I listened until about 2:00am EST.
>>132367283
>TO BE CONTINUED.
FUCKING NICE WORK! That's just amazing anon....I totally wonder who the romantic love twist is going to be already...young sassy or milfy crabby....dare it be the fat boogie sounding dispatcher?
>>132367283
ENCORE
More of this kind of thing please.
Dunkin Doughnuts happening.
https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
Someone add this pastebin to the thread starts.
robert and male black, name a more iconic duo, I dare you.
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Switch back as per dispatch, up and running.
>radios back up and running.
that was a close one there. Who knows what would have happened without sassy and crabby to give guidance.
>>132367487
>>132367726
Cheers. I'm already working on the second chapter and I'll post it if this gets good feedback again later tonight.
>men throwing half sticks of dnyamite over the fence
>almost blew up a dog
Press F to save dog and have high explosives blow up in negros face.
F
>>132368890
Fireworks related injury.
HERE WE GO.
>>132368365
>fireworks went off in callers hand
fuk yea
Did I just hear about fireworks blowing someones hand off?
Please kek let it be the people almost killing the dog.
>3 women and a man on a boat, might be in distress(?)
>CPD lasted all night due to the 4th
FUCK, someone catch me up. What have I missed in the last 10 hours?
>garbage can on fire
check
>>132369953
I've been waiting for that one.
>>132327242
Quite the early Robert thread must be good.
>>132369828
Too much.
Basically Chicago with dynamite, a lot of scared dogs we must save with frog autism , the radios broke for a while...
>>132370000
Checked and why would that even be a call, I thought that was the norm??
>No confirmed kills on 7/4 according to heyjackass
The calm before the storm?
>>132370032
We're still rolling along from last night with the continuous shitshow.
>>132370379
hell yea. everyone is still waking up.
>>132367874
Thanks for that. I wrote this story last year on the same date but people only reposted the first paragraph to the story. I'll make the continuation for it.
>domestic with 79 year old grand mother.
>>132370379
>shooting in the parking lot of the grocery store
here we go
>active shooter incident
>active shootout in grocery store parking lot
>1017 W. Cermak at Cermak Produce
ACTIVE SHOOTER!!!
>active shooter
>#1 white shirt
>#2 red shirt
>possible in a white car
>one in store shooting
>1711 west shermanc @ produce store
>white nieasen fleeing though parking lot
>80 y/o grand father in the house with a rifle
>>132370743
1711 W. Cermak
>Not an active shooter. Just a drive-by.
>>132370621
Always the grocery store. Why didn't they shoot up Cricket Wireless next door? Sheesh.
>"Just a drive-by"
>ch1 helicopter flying
>boat on the way
Illegal Canadians?
>not active shooter, just a drive by
>no one shot at this time.
>grandfather came outside without a weaponn
Whats everyone up to while listening to the chaos?
>>132371433
fapping my zinc away
>>132371117
Oh thank god, business as usual.
>>132350694
Yeah i know.
One of my biggest fears is getting old and having dementia or having that happen to my parents. Poor man is out there alone, confused and afraid. Hoping he is found soon and safe.
>police officer asking for assistance
HERE WE GO
Chicagoan here. This years 4th will be a new record.
>tac team going someplace
>>132370379
Good morning African America didnt come on until 12 Central. Give it time
>how old was he
>27
>body recovery
>adam yelling about man with a gun(?)
>someone shot(?)
>Fire on a baseball court
Wut?
still the current thread?
>really long open key
>phone rings twice
>"what?"
>"all units stand by unless emergency"
>>132372318
>Chicagoan here. This years 4th will be a new record.
Whats the old record?
hey jackass reporting 7 KIA 54 WIA in Chiraq so far this weekend
fuck, it's going into uber-code
>sirens in bg
> hobo panhandling
>>132374160
We're going for the record - heyjackass tallies:
>2016 Final Stupidity Tally: 6 killed, 62 wounded
>2015 weekend tally: 11 killed, 55 wounded
>2014 weekend tally: 16 killed, 66 wounded
>2013 weekend tally: 15 killed, 63 wounded*
>*one extra day
>telling groups to be in posts
>be visible
>>132374817
hoping for new record, but disappointed July 3 was so slow
male black is a really shitty shot, he should practice more
>in the front yard stealing their plants and flowers
>dispatch holding back laughter
>Male hispanic stealing plants and flowers from caller's neighbors
Man in yard stealing neighbors flowers..... God I love niggers
>>132375228
>>132375278
>>132375254
Fucking have to steal EVERYTHING.
He wasn't invited to the Salvation Army???? Fucking niggers...
i thought that was code how she was enunciating stuff that random
Buzz cut, hairy style... Yeah...
>male with buzz cut "harry style"?
>>132375228
>>132375254
>>132375278
>>132375364
hands off them buds El Chibo
>>132327242
> http://heyjackass.com.
>Assailant of homicide.
>85.7% Unknown/No arrest.
>3.7% Everyone else.
>(10.6% Black People.)
Why are niggers so violent?
Anonymous called? Which one of you is calling in?
>>132375646
> *very* low IQ
>primitive mind
> no pappi to luvs them
>>132375646
Leftists will say it 100% has to do with income and how they're raised.
Reality contradicts this.
>Commercial alarm
>Been going off since this morning
>Doesn't know if anyone has checked it out or not
Top lek
Anyone baking new bread already?
If not i'll oblige
>>132375847
I'm guy stealing plants. I'm in blackface and it's working like a charm.
Seniors doing non lewd karaoke...
>code
>"hydrants"
>"karaoke singers outside"
>seniors doing karaoke
The horror....oh god, the horrors.
i got a fashy hair cut in my minddd
In front of the Schwab? Nigga needs some 401ks n shit.
>request of evidence tech.
>domestic battery
>offender in custody
>address does not exist
>>132375899
Leftists won't even admit to the "how they're raised" aspect when it comes to home life. That'd be rayciss. Instead "the schools are failing them" so the obvious answer is to throw more taxpayer bux at underperforming schools so they can hire more administrators and extraneous staff that don't accomplish anything.
>>132376304
>>132376372
I thought she said beaners doing karoke
Who got that number????? Call it damn it!
>>132376180
Shake-n-bake, Adam.
NEW BREAD:
>>132376629
>>132376629
>>132376629
WARNING CONNERY IN PROGRESS
>>132376629
>>132376629
>>132376629
>>132376304
>>132376349
>>132376372
They need to call in the National Gaurd.
>it wuz da skoolz who fail me, yo. Let too many honkers into class. Crackas are bad juju.