/CPD/ Chicago Police Scanner General: July 4th Eve Edition

Evening, Adam.

>>132276792
Keys checked.
In early for Adam Hours so let the mayhem begin. Uh Ohh bring some more forms...

>dead body removal

>>132277499
nice!

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>>132277506

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Free Fire Zone Edition

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This thread is being hijacked in favor of /npdscg/ - Naperville police department scanner General

>shots fired! Shots fired! Oh wait it looks like it's a drunk lawyer or doctor shooting into the air. Cancel that 10-13 all clear. No male blacks in sight.

>>132277618
CALLING ALL STATIONS.
CALLING ALL STATIONS.

SEND RAHM'S ADDRESS
SEND RAHM'S ADDRESS

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>>132277565
Posted wrong one...
>already have a topless

Person shot 4346 marshville

>>132277499
>garage

It's popping off early

Chasing a MALE HISPANIC at 53rd and Ashland. Black Ford Focus took off Northbound.

>person shot multiple tickets. 42 and Ashland
>crash at at 43 and Ashland people bailed
>emergency male spic ran from Autozone

whew

>>132277992
Where is Naperville.

>>132278594

So it's a Monday in Back of the Yards.

>>132278638

Chicagoland, West and slightly South of the center of Chicago.

Had the Fed(ora)s started working yet? Check yo keys, Roberts!

>>132278727
same old same...keeping Adam busy

>>132276792
what happens when you integrate a big city:

niggers, spicks, ragheads, everywhere

a bunch of brown-skinned thugs take over

>hopping away on one foot

>>132276792
obligatory robert post

Has there been any update on the FBI getting carjacked last night?

>At least two people shot

>>132279022
we got a hobbled mexican jumping bean

>>132278638
Naperville is western suburb in the Chicagoland area. Pretty nigger free until Chicago chimps out

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>>132276792
CHECK YO KEYS

>AK47 shooting
Wew

>>132280064
That's at least the third AK call this weekend. Robert had to put one of them down already.

>Victim Roberto calling all his friends. Shooter was using an AK-47
gang war tonight

>just grab this little fuck!

>>132276792

Time for some real Adam hours.

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Good evening Roberts

>>132280215
I bet this is where the Fed's stolen stuff will turn up

Male Black got his hands on some heat last night, prepares his homeboys with all the ammo in the car.

2 known Saints at the hospital in Trauma

9-10AM local

key counter: 0
spanish interpreter requests: 3
burglar alarm: 10
>schizophrenic man causing a scene
>ambulance for drunkard
>CA license plate, noncompliant
>domestic battery, male caller in tears
>second call = same building as above but completely different domestic
>expired plates, registered to Hernando Dominguez
>police are now taxi service, giving people rides
>"[officer 1] you speak spanish?" (Why the fuck would he, he's black)
>"[officer 2] you speak spanish?" "No I only speak United States"
>someone cutting utility lines at caller's location
>"male white, intense balding"
>male 25-30 having shortness of breath in the subway
>a bunch of kids tell dispatch good morning through officer's radio :)
>luis gonzales refusing to leave
>lady dead in apt, pronounced at 5AM
>van driven around with handgun, possible gang activity
>domestic, caller says mom battered him
>burglary in progress, juanita roman "oh wait disregard, prank call"

Also apparently an FBI agent had their car with valuable things stolen at a gas station today

10-11AM local

key counter: 3
spanish interpreter requests: 5
burglar alarm: 13
>male white found dead in residence
>domestic, father's on the way home while son tried taking pills to suicide
>mental issue patient starts fire, people screaming in vicinity
>audi driving recklessly
>battery in progress, man kicking man's head in the street
>drive-by: male black and older white fire several shots at group of male blacks
>two tickets created for same event, confusion ensues
>male black broke into a blue lincoln
>10 minutes of discussion trying to get real location of a domestic
>shooting in the boost mobile store, 4 male blacks
>"it doesn't matter anymore"
>dispatch says she's got a "special domestic" for officer
>man down in alleyway, ambulance requested
>(later on confirmed for F)
>nurse calling about schizophrenic male off medication, threatening behavior
>unrelated, male hispanic threw cup of urine in caller's car and is currently following her
>domestic involving a caregiver and 95 y/o person
>hispanic officer gets ticket from dispatch "thanks, I'll get you a mojito later"
>other officers chime in "and some batteries" "and love"
>man breaking things, caller says mental issues unlikely
>2 male blacks stole merchandise from treasure island
>hispanic officer with open key keeps saying "oh yeah" over and over
>car with open windows sitting there 5 days
>suspicious truck cruising through alleys
>person walked in with gunshot wound to hand
>man threatens to blow up building if he didn't get gas to his apartment
>lady won't leave store
>domestic, person with a gun at police academy
>black challenger/charger involved in shooting
>male black threatening suicide
>domestic, aggressor took phone away from victim while on the line
>van with doors open 2 days
>male black tried robbing store friday, seen shopping there today
>did anyone get to dealing with those prostitutes? (No)

11-12PM local

key Counter: 0
spanish interpreter requests: 1
burglar alarm: 12
>confused elderly woman, russian interpreter requested
>male white laying down in bus stop, not responding (F)
>shirtless male white throwing garbage around in alley
>apparently he's done this multiple times
>dispatch already getting sassy
>charger found, gun on passenger seat
>can't break into car for evidence, don't wanna lose in court
>[to officer] "whatever you think is right"
>"oh we're definitely not gonna go there"
>woman on drugs yelling at customers was shot
>auto accident, someone trying to flee scene
>couple having sex in car near railroad tracks
>someone broke into caller's building, went into apt. and never came out
>auto accident, both cars undriveable
>weeb black carrying some kind of sword walking around with heavy female black
>turned out to be an umbrella
>male black walking northbound, nothing else to report
>confused 80y/o female hispanic trying to get home
>15 males fighting in the street
>4 male blacks robbed someone before call disconnected
>domestic battery+mental combo at same location, two callers
>car accident, drivers refusing to exchange information
>"will someone PLEASE go explain the rules to them?"
>robbery in progress in alley
>mercedes SUV being assaulted by a buick in the drivethru of a wendy's
>this turned into physical assault 5 min later
>male black with a gun in a gold infiniti, other male blacks selling drugs in proximity
>male black off his meds just admitted to molesting kids years ago, currently wants to have sex with them
>naming error, Bill vs William causes headache
>male white laying in bushes, not moving
>female black, Crystal, wanted for robbery

12PM-1PM local (I was on the phone for 20 minutes, then left work)

key counter:
spanish interpreter request:
>male black put unknown object under jeep then fled
>male hispanic wanted for theft
>officer on foot in pursuit of suspect
>people burning trash in yard, pitbull chained up
>child calls police, says someone's snooping around house
>group of males fighting on corner
>panhandler calling people names when they refuse to give money
>caller says woman drinking on stoop and threatening her, may have a gun
>man screams at caller every time they approach
>stolen ford fusion driven by male black spotted, has access to firearms
>>>>>>time gap<<<<<
>all personals suspended, shit could be going down
>officer responding to domestic, can hear screaming in background
>unresponsive male black at playground (F)
>burglary reported by Mr. Ingram
>domestic, male howling at girlfriend
>>>>>time gap<<<<<

1-2PM local

key counter: 2
spanish interpreter requested: 0
burglar alarm: 7
>fight in progress in store
>50y/o man passed out holding his side, chest pain (F)
>chevy cruze driving erratically/recklessly
>male hispanic trying to break into caller's apartment
>auto accident, ambulances needed
>male black with hello kitty backpack causing disturbance in front of Target
>man overdosing on heroin in front of the fruit stand (took 2 grams since last night)
>10y/o with crying baby in a minivan for about an hour
>shots heard in alleyway
>caller's neighbor drunk and making threats
>shots fired, slow it down
>tracy williams wants a ride to the hospital
>someone saw suspicious person boosting child into window
>car accident involving wife of off-duty PO
>disturbance in dunkin donuts, ambulance dispatched
>males and females causing disturbance outside liquor store
>male white with braces asking to see people's gas bills
>blue bike stolen by male black, altercation in progress
>people dumping trash on caller's property
>suspicious car, female sitting inside since 10AM
>burglar+fire alarm combo
>shirtless male hispanic on foot following caller in mustang somehow

2-3PM local

open key: 1
spanish interpreter: 0
burglar alarms:1
>shirtless male black running around
>kids climbing on road signal equipment, trespassing
>domestic, 14y/o twins fighting
>5 guys fighting with bats outside white castle
>agitated man with grenade
>male black with a gun, gang potential
>female black entered caller's bedroom without permission
>kids using foul language
>caller says daughter and boyfriend arguing
>landlord punched caller in eye
>kids asking for money, harassing people who refused
>2 shots fired
>10 male blacks fighting in parking lot
>female black officer freaking out over traffic light blinking yellow
>shoplifter at walgreens
>male blacks shooting fireworks around block
>man in wheelchair falling asleep/begging for money
>8 shots fired
>people throwing fireworks at cars
>fucked up electric box affecting power to an area
>confused woman leaves hospital, later found at firehouse
>male client beligerent because he got caught accepting drugs at location
>dispatch freaks out over not knowing where officer is taking her lunch
>reckless female driver speeding in jeep
>person with a knife
>30y/o person hit in face with a brick

3-4PM local

key counter:
spanish interpreter
burglary alarm:
>3 car accident, unknown injuries, drugs removed from vehicles
>male hispanic in alley with gun, caller owes him money
>9 male blacks flashed gun at caller, asked about gang affiliation
>no one actually went to pick that confused woman at the hospital
>dispatch goes WHOOAAAOOOHHH, laughter ensues
>black officer doesn't have grasp on traffic rerouting, male black officer has to help her out
>homeless male laying on sidewalk
>male black wearing all black doing something shady
>male black blocking sidewalk
>3 male blacks physically fighting in front of wal-mart
>>>>>>NAP TIME at 5:15 EST<<<<<<<<<<

And here I am, 3 hours later and ready to enjoy the sounds of chaos.

>>132281632
Ty Based Stenographeranon

dispatch
>i gotta hand out some jobs

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>>132281632

Did you take notes on the scanner all day?

>>132282292

Yeah, I was bored at work and took a half day. I'll probably do the same thing tomorrow

>>132281272
The FBI carjacking was early morning. The valuables were two Glocks, an M4, SWAT gear, and a large quantity of ammo.

>>132282529

That's quite a haul for your average chimp.

>>132281632
Thanks for the roundup

Evening, Adams.

Heading to the gym, will be back in time for late Adams' hilarity.

>24 rounds out here

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7 rounds

>do we have a condition on these two knuckleheads

>shot in left leg, looks pretty serious

F for artery shot

>>132285125


I mean someone could take off their belt and try to save him.

Looks like we may surpass last years 4th of July weekend tally based on heyjackass #s

>2016 Final Stupidity Tally: 6 killed, 62 wounded
>2015 weekend tally: 11 killed, 55 wounded
>2014 weekend tally: 16 killed, 66 wounded
>2013 weekend tally: 15 killed, 63 wounded*
*one extra day

>>132282439
>the autism force is strong within this one

>>132285350
then the locals and the alderman would be screaming Adam assaulted the poor wounded guy

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>4 male whites with mohawks
We road warrior now

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>body removal

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Robert reporting in

>>132285845
Punk's not dead

>male black firing off shots from the roof of a bulding

>male hispanic masturbating at the computers in the library
>seems to happen often in there

>Hispanic in the Library
>Masturbating to a public computer

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>seems to happen often there

>jerking off to a public computer

which one of you is doing this? you're going to blow our cover

did dispatch say... masturbating to commuters?

>vehicle contains four firearms and body armor

Another one? FBI car from last night only had 3 guns.

Bulletin on the FBI carjacking last night

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>>132287071
from the second city cop blog...
>thanks to a dumb-ass FBI agent, the offender now has a Chevy Equinox, a M4, a Glock 17, a Glock 22, a Glock 27, 2 vests, full tank of gas...

>>132287509
What are the odds that male black actually manages to hit anyone when he goes full retard with the M4?

>>132287509
and by now they will have been sold off for a pillow case full of drugs.
and a grape slurpee

>>132287644
True, he doesn't know what aim means

CATEGORY 2

>>132287509
A comment on the Chicago Tribune says they found the contents of the car in another car, but haven't located the FBI agents car yet.

any bodies yet?

Should be a good night tonight!

Did they retrieved the automatic m4 and two glocknades from the FBI hijacked car?

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RIP Canada GDP

>>132288411
>nigger gets a gold mine
>squanders it

Like pottery.

Shit, missed the ball shot

https://twitter.com/Chicago_Scanner/status/882023977719394305

>>132288667
yes

>>132289033
Jesus Christ, THANKS ROBERT!

>>132289033
Last night we had one where the bullet, and I quote, entered the left buttock and exited through the testicles".

>>132289027
It's possible that FBI gear was too hot to sell

That's why the car is still missing but the gear itself has turned up - selling the car is much safer then selling FBI guns that could be traps.

>>132289249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBCDY5XhZng

>>132289249
It happened on Saturday, not yesterday, Adam.

>>132289015

yeah they can thank Saudis chimping out over Iran selling oil and helping tank the price of oil

>>132289249
Yesterday some drug gangs in a favela shot the police, the bullet hit a woman pregnant, 8 months, it hit`s the vertebra of the babe in the woman`s womb, they managed to save her and get the kid but the doctor said it would be paraplegic, it was on Rio de Janeiro, they spoke about it on TV.
Niggers on tv were trying to blame the cops, they didn`t even fire back at the guys that were in the opposite direction.

>>132289677
I thought they were tearing down all the favelas because "muh olympics"

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>>132289249
>>132289033
for special occasions

>>132289937
That only happens when there`s international coverage.
But they arrested a whole police department that had an agreement with the drug dealers yesterday, they received somewhere around 300 to 400 thousand dollars per month so the drug dealers could operate.
A snitch gave everyone in the department away in order do reduce his time, it was 100ish people in a particular Rio De Janeiro police department.
Well, when they want to get rid of them they usually call the special forces among the cops, they kill a bunch of them, then whatever international event happens but once it`s over other drug dealers take control of those positions, or they strike deals with regular cops.
It`s much like "Tropa de Elite" movie, they tried to kill the director of the movie a couple times, calling him a nazi or whatever.

>>132289389

A full auto M4 would be worth some serious cash. Finding a buyer would be the problem.

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No rain, should be a good night

>>132290058
kek

>>132290444
Disassemble, sell online for bitcoin using an escrow service, obtain gibs since it was stolen from the taxpayer

I've been looking forward to this thread all day.

>she is an alcoholic
>banging on the windows

At dusk they chimp.

Shits going to get real tonight.

Everyone is going to be drunk, on drugs, and armed.


Plus only 2 days ago half of Chicongo got It's "disability" money

>>132292114
Did that shut down ever happen for Illinois? I've been out of the loop for a few days.

>>132289389
I'm sure you can sell a stolen MP5, AR, and couple Glocks very easily in Chiraq.

A stolen gun is a stolen gun, It really doesn't make a difference if It's a cops gun.

Might get another FFV for having a select fire weapon without a tax stamp though

fun fact: Milwaukee & Honore is the filming location of the record shop in "High Infidelity" featuring John Cusack, Jack Black, Catherine Zeta-Jones and others. It is currently occupied by white male in green shirt harassing passers-by

>20 gang members loitering in a parking lot
Did I just hear that correct?

>>132292368
So John Cusack is harassing people?

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6 cards in 1 for the action to come

>>132292795
Git yo' markers ready :)

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>>132292585
I can't say that John Cusack is not harassing people in Wicker Park tonight

Where's Robert?!? Chicago needs him

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>>132292795
3x3 format

>>132293661
Robert rolling into duty in 1 burger and 50 fries. Til then Adam must hold back the night as best he can.

Texas checking in, checking my keys, sparklers lit

>>132292795
>>132293824
Very nice, anon. Thanks.

>>132294137
i feel like im in the basement of a catholic church about now!

>she's scared because there are kids throwing paper in her yard

>>132294685
court summonses
You been serv'd bitch!

>>132293824
Advanced bingp. Streets of Chiraq

Loomis
Racine
Morgan
Wolcott
Albany
Madison
Roosevelt
76th
Halsted
Ashland

Need a few more

>serious condition

>>132294953
good idea. you making or need me to?

>>132294953
Maypole
Diversey

>one driver has no license
>the other has a suspended one

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>>132295193
Not me, just an idea man

>>132295193
Loomis
Racine
Morgan
Wolcott
Albany
Madison
Roosevelt
76th
Halsted
Ashland

>>132295234
Maypole
Diversey

http://www.chicagonow.com/getting-real/2016/07/chicagos-safest-and-most-dangerous-neighborhoods-homicide-rates/ can give some street name ideas, could combine the 70-79th st, 80-89th st, 90-99th st, etc

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and the fire risesssss
> evening roberts
reporting in for chimp-mas eve

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>>132295193
Lots of action on these streets

Anything good so far, yesterday was a bit of a letdown. Only one headshot homicide, correct?

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>>132294953
>>132295234

>half pants? Like jorts or shorts; or maybe just one leg. Anyways, he's selling drugs
Kek

>purple 4 door acura parked in the permit parking area
>tony wants it ticketed

>>132296413
>nig no money wants to sag steals toddlers pants wears at knees

>>132296287
Pershing
Garfield

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every second, closer to maximum chimpout, /CPD/ holiday

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>EIGHT OR NINE
>EIGHT OR NINE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>132296779
10 more needed and the free spot

>innocent car shot! mark it

I just got back to Chicago from Tennessee. Man was that place weird.

Classic drive by. Caller's driver side window was shot out. 2 hours and 39 minutes until real robert hours

>>132296079

SOmething happens on the way to or coming back from between Ogden Park and Food 4 less. It's a straight line of niggerdom.

>>132297044
>I just got back to Chicago from Tennessee. Man was that place weird.
Did you go to Memphis?

>>132297103
Nashville.

three year old calling. Father is drunk

>>132297085
can you list some of the street names for me. have too many things going to pull up maps

>>132277499
Awesome card, sincerely. OC?

>homeless male white down on the gorund
>pants around his ankles

>>132297532
yes did it yesdterday. thnx

>>132281540
>agitated man with grenade
wew boy

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>>132297391

I was just making an observation on anon's map, I don't know these areas very well. Only ever visit family out in suburbs. I can just the ones in his image if that's what you need?

>pants around his ankles

>>132297532
>>132297585
The amount of OC in these threads is staggering

>>132296287
>"Jonquil or Juneway."
>Recreation Drive

>uncle douglas being held for money

>>132296989
Halsted
Woodlawn
Troy

>Someone's uncle is held at gunpoint because he owes money

>>132297832
need 8 more free still open so 9 more.... thinking diversery for free spot

>>132297391
Broadway

>>132297044
how do you like tennessee anon? any White people left in tennessee?

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>>132297633

Top kek this is outside of that KFC

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>>132298162

roman candle fight woot woot

>two male hispanics chasing male black with roman candles

Male black chased with roman candles

>>132297704
i did weapons and descriptions last year. updated them this week. i love all the OC here, i have no talent so i stick to the easy stuff. but love all the images we use for the thread starter. im always asking for new ones.

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>>132297281
Nashville is ok it's weird, a little more livable than Memphis
Memphis is kind of like Chicago but more southern and in reverse, you have awful ghetto nig areas that feel more like country/suburbs and city areas that are halfway gentrified, and whites are a minority in the city with 1/6 the population but that's because of ghettos in city limits

>>132296287
Cermak
Pulaski
Belmont
Lakeshore
Kedzie
63rd

>4 males sitting on caller's porch smoking and drinking

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how fucked is your life to be passed out on heroin in the middle of the sidewalk

>>132298069
k 8 to go

>on the porch mark it

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>>132290444
Agreed.

Also, anybody else groovin' on the dispatchers tonight? It's like they pulled out the female All-Star team. We got sassy, sexy, sarcastic, syrupy, and a bunch of other interesting adjectives.

>>132298158
I had a decent time. It took some getting used to people not being complete jagoffs, but it was a good weekend. You can't get a decent beer much over 7%, though. Still, I'll be back again.

As for white people, I can't speak for the rest of the state but Nashville was shockingly white.

>>132298271
>>132298277
>>132298279

I see the wizards of Nogwarts have awoken from their scissoryrup slumber.

>>132298350
belmont or belmore?

Neighbors are throwing debree at her husband

>complained about the noise
>now the neighbors are throwing debris at her husband

You're lucky they didn't just set off a stick of dynamite on your porch, caller.

>girlfriend calls on the way home
>can no longer hear dispatch
>wonder if anything has happened or if it's gotten more interesting
>turn streak back on
>"suspects throwing debris at callers husband"

Is the fire rising?

>>132298540

Some nig would still find a way to shoot himself in the ass with it.

>>132279168
Nothing yet. They haven't released information about the suspect yet, as of three hours ago.

>dropping fireworks and some kind of powder

>>132298715
Belmont

>heavy duty fireworks

>>132296287
Milwaukee
Damen

>>132299012
sticks of dynamite*

>male hispanic was beaten
>wallet was taken

>>132298574
thank you the feedback! now if we can only raise the mean standards to get Whites off drugs

: /

I think 85% of calls are (fe)male/ black, 10% hispanic, 5% white/asian

>>132299012
Exactly,what are heavy duty fireworks?

>>132299114
I stuck to the more civilized parts of town, I guess, I dunno. Apparently my hotel was in the ghetto but if thats what a bad neighborhood looks like in Nashville you should count yourselves lucky.

You gotta do something about the whole "no package sales on Sunday" thing, though.

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>>132298574
there you go, Nashville is more livable because of a way lower percentage of niggers

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>>132296779
>>132297633
>>132297832
>>132298350
Here you go. Let me know if there are any typos or mistakes.

>>132299316
"heavy duty" fireworks in IL refers to anything other than snakes & sparklers, for which you've got to travel to Indiana, Wisconsin, or Missouri to purchase

>>132299403
gg anon

>>132298715
Belmont.

>drunk husband trying to break her car window with a brick

brickin' windows, nigga

>brick mark it

>>132299540
Is the forth of July like Bonfire night in the UK with people setting off fireworks even weeks before?

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>>132298290
You may say you have no talent, but all I can say is that you do very, very nice work, and thank you for sharing it.

>>132299403
Kick ass job bingoanon

>someone in the lake moving a flashlight around in circles in the water

>>132299724
Sort of. They started in force on Thurs/Fri last week and will continue through Wed/Thur this week. And I'm in the suburbs.

>>132299724
It's sounded like D-Day every night for the last week. I live in Texas though.

>>132299724
it used to be like that in my Chicago neighborhood, but this week has been unusually quiet

>>132299724
Yes but it's pretty much year round in Chicago. The more cunning nogs use them to try and mask the sound of gunfire.

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>>132298857
lol. Black Goatse, anyone?

>>132299724
Here in MN, they are legal, but only for a week or so, and nothing big. (We go to Missouri for the fun ones). Most people ignore the laws about them, and as long as you are not being stupid, or launching mortars from your garage roof, cops leave you alone. They have other things to worry about

>the fence is on fire

whats on fire?

>>132298277
>>132298279
>>132298649
I sincerely hope you guys have seen this video: https://youtu.be/biAVdBLbZJM

tl;dr roman candle street fight amongst late-night traffic

>>132299863
I thought I misheard that. wtf?

>>132300381
a garbage can lid shield and a roman candle/8-ball is good fun... until it's not

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>>132298754
"Niggas be throwin' day-bree at dat baby-daddy."

ftfy

>>132300552
no truer words

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>>132300381
this one is funny

>>132300381
Part 2: https://youtu.be/0JdJDsVT2dE

>>132299902
>>132299996
>>132300037
>>132300069
>>132300304
Cool enjoy it i love the smell on Bonfire night i bought too much this year and theyre still in my cupboard hopefully they will be still safe to use in November but even here i still occasonally hear ones being let off late at night.

>>132300656
instead of a dog
it's a nigger baby in chicago

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>>132276792

The term fireworks shall mean and include any explosive composition or any substance or combination of substances, or article prepared for the purpose of producing a visible or audible effect of a temporary exhibitional nature by explosion, combustion, deflagration or detonation, and shall include blank cartridges, toy cannons in which explosives are used, the type of balloons which require fire underneath to propel the same, firecrackers, torpedoes, sky rockets, Roman candles, bombs or other fireworks of like construction and any fireworks containing any explosive compound; or any tablets or other device containing any explosive substance, or containing combustible substances producing visual effects. The term "fireworks" shall not include snake or glow worm pellets; smoke devices; sparklers; trick noisemakers known as "party poppers", "booby traps", "snappers", "trick matches", "cigarette loads" and "auto burglar alarms"; toy pistols, toy canes, toy guns, or other devices in which paper or plastic caps containing twenty-five hundredths grains or less of explosive compound are used, provided they are so constructed that the hand cannot come in contact with the cap when in place for the explosion; and toy pistol paper or plastic caps which contain less than twenty-five hundredths grains of explosive mixture; the sale and use of which shall be permitted at all times.

>>132296287
Cermak
Garfield
Homan
Rockwell
California
Ogden
Pulaski

>male hispanic in a mercedes throwing fireworks at people

>>132300722
What's Bonfire Day? When I was younger I used to spend a few hundred bucks on fireworks and do the same thing. I'm a cheap bastard these days.

>>132300954
thanks just finished. >>132299403
but i can and move around any you want

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mfw cigarette loads are legal

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>>132300802
Wait'll it gets a load of the white kid. It will soon learn its place.

>20 people
>major arsenal of fireworks

Major arsenal of """fireworks"""

>>132300916
so.. the model rockets the kids made, that I filled with black rifle powder would qualify? they are basically unguided missles, the kids love them and they made them themselves.

For wanting to fuck the police so bad, they sure call the cops over some of the stupidest shit

>Chinaman threatening to pull a gun

>>132301512
I never did that as a kid, sounds fun. I was a potato gun person myself.

>>132301628
Also, load shot shells with sugared kool-aid. use and old single shot to don't care much about, cleaning is a bitch

>>132301512
I reckon you're covered under the "article prepared for the purpose of producing a visible or audible effect of a temporary exhibitional nature by explosion, combustion, deflagration or detonation" clause, as model rockets aren't intended to detonate, deflagrate, or explode with normal use

on another note: did they ever recover the M4, side arms, and ammo stolen from the feds last night?

>two males climbing a scaffold

>>132302126

I believe so, yes. >>132288411

>>132302224
thanks, I missed that post apparently

>brushfire near the railroad tracks

>>132302197
natural chimp behavior when no trees are handy

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>>132301333
Fucking cigarette loads. Thank you for reminding me of those.

>the pole in the alley is on fire from the fireworks

UH HUHHHHH

THERES SOME HOES IN THIS HOUSE!!

>>132301512
We used to break the sticks off bottle rockets so they didn't fly up or straight - called them nigger chasers

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>ran out of Popeyes with a gun

He's on a bike. Ran out of Popeye's with a gun.

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>>132302330
legal in Illinois

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>>132302746
>legal in Illinois
So we can load a cigarette up to pop and give someone a heart attack
But can't shoot niggers attempting to rape and murder
Excellent logic, Chicago!

>>132302708
you know he had chicken too.

>male white
>5'2"

When will they learn?

>>132302531
I burned a hole through one of mom's towels hanging on the clothesline with a nigger chaser. She whupped my ass for that

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>>132302197
>>two males climbing a scaffold
The one thing we are sure of is that Male Blacks aren't climbing scaffolds to do any work

>>132279168
Gosh what a shit city

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We need 6 more dead and 11 wounded to tie 2013. I think we got this.

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>>132302708
Not black enough.

g'night

>All these roberts saying g'nite

WHOLESOME ROBERT HOURS

>>132303325
we will have more than 11 wounded before midnight

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>>132295847
>>132296079
>standby for chimpout

>>132303335
>Burger King running out of patties

What a niggertier accomplishment. Just a microcosm of how they ruin everything they touch.

It's probably more likely they locked up to get high in the freezer.

>grabbing coffee while we have a break with shift change

>man that fell and hit his head on the ground

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Real Robert Hours happenin' now.

>>132303401
I wanna hear 11 dead before midnight

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T-5m to Real Robert Hours
Who da fuck up
Keep it 100, male black

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10pm Chicago time
real Robert hours

>>132303325
>We need 6 more dead and 11 wounded to tie 2013. I think we got this.
did I miss a few dead?

http://heyjackass.com showing 7 dead 52 wounded

>behind the mexican restaurant
>fireworks call

Send fuckin ICE, won't happen again

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> REAL MOTHER FUCKING ROBERT ROLE CALL

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>>132303887
>Send fuckin ICE, won't happen again
LA MIGRA! Tits or Get The Fuck Out of 'Murica!
Independence day motherfucker

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>>132303887
Chicago is a sanctuary though. It'll never happen.

>can hear someone yelling being held against their will inside

>>132303560
Not that I'm a defender of nog management techniques, but I'm pretty sure the person who wrote that wasn't the manager.

MAGA
Make
Africans
Go
Away

lol they JUST changed shifts and shit hit the fan

can someone give me a quick rundown on robert? new to the general....

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>>132304180
10pm, Robert Shift coincides with the start Chimpout on BP-Time

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Real Roberts Hours in effect.
Come one
Come all
Time to get /comfy/

>>132304122

Perhaps, I'd go 50/50 on that.

Time to play "Is it a bomb?"

>>132304236
It's the overnight shift. Coincidentally, that's when the bath salts kick in.

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>>132303876
>>132303703
>>132303325

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2 male Hispanics riding around in a Jeep Cherokee flashing guns

>>132304236
>firework calls everywhere
>7 dead, we're on pace for a new record
>vehicle fleeing from police
>person holding a woman hostage

REAL ROBERT HOURS

>>132304285
The one time these fucking MALE BLACKS are on time

>>132304122
>but I'm pretty sure the person who wrote that wasn't the manager.
you would be surprised
t.former retail wage slave

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>>132304110
71 degrees and Dark, perfect homicide weather

>>132279168
I hope they were from the FBI civil rights division those mofos need checked for helping niggers rak communities

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>>132304236
>can someone give me a quick rundown on robert? new to the general....
welcome Robert, get comfey and listen to the death of a once great city with us

>"package is not ticking, package is not leaking, package is sitting outside the fro-" *explosion in background*
>"we're gonna need a clean up crew"

>>132304572
you forgot
>package does not smell funny

>>132304531
gracias amigo

>too bad roosevelt didnt sign the declaration of independence

>>132304710
no problemo Roberto

>>132304710
Stay extra comfy, it's gonna be a good one tonight

whispering, "I hear fireworkd"

>hushed voice
>I hear fireworks
whut?

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>>132304236
>can someone give me a quick rundown on robert? new to the general....

Chicago mayor bows to ROBERT
In contact with Sam Hyde and George Zimmerman
can operate with full impunity, making them judge jury and executor
Control Chicago with an strict but fair fist
Own prisons & cemetaries globally
Direct descendants of the ancient Spartans
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Whitetopia will be be the first city)
Own 99% of black suicide gene DNA editing research facilities on Earth
All rob-bots are genetic clones of the original Robert, Ben "Robert" Garrison
The ROBERT collective said to have 10000+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Ancient Aryan scriptures tell of two crusaders, Dylan Roof and Elliot Rodger, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gentalmenship with them
They own ROB-BOT R&D labs around the world
You likely have ROB-BOTS inside you right now
The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church.
They learned negro slurs in under a week and can track them in a matter of seconds through fear.
Chicago entrusts its people's safety with ROBERT. There’s no police in Chicago, only ROBERT clones
The collective of ROBERT is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings cloned from the greatest of all points of justice and crime fighting from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they they can bring the safety of Chicago.

I HEAR FIRE WORKS

>>132276792
>"...I hear fireworks..."

>I don't know why they call the police every year with this.
>Mmm-hmmmm

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>i hear fireworks robert

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>I don't know why they bother to call the police every year
>mmm-hmmm
dispatch gettin' SASSY!

>give 'em all a 19 Paul

New bread
>>132305222
New bread
>>132305222
New bread
>>132305222
New bread
>>132305222

New bread
>>132305222
New bread
>>132305222

6 CARLOADS OF GANGBANGERS DOUBLE PARKED OUT THERE

IN ESCALADES AND TAHOES

"HOW DUM KAN YA GIT?"

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>six car loads of gang bangers double parked
>in escalades and tahoes

oh shit!

>setting off fireworks at the gas station
>"How dumb can you get?"

>fireworks at a gas station
smdh

>>132305073
Are you negro hunters who exploit fireworks as a cover up for killing black people?

>>132305073
Criminally Underrated. Only improvement would to shop a Bogs face onto the Robert.

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>>132305534
>Criminally Underrated. Only improvement would to shop a Bogs face onto the Robert.
oh its been done just was taking to long to find it in retarded large cpd folder

Someone reported to be on pcp, for those of you keeping track of bingo cards.

>>132304531
Fucking heartbreaking. Imagine how good things could be if we had the will and the resolve to deal with the problem .

Intoxicated male has a butcher knife

>>132296287
If it's like every other city on the planet Martin Luther King drive should be the free space...so everybody will get it almost immediately