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/CPD/ Chicago Police Scanner General: FBI GETS CARJACKED Edition

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>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/
http://www.cwbchicago.com/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>132187430 → → → →→ → → → → →
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SAVAGES CARJACKING FBI AGENTS NOW
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we grand theft auto now
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>>132198412

For those catching up

>Black Male carjacked an FBI agent
>Multiple FBI weapons in car
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FBI dude done fucked up.
Male Black going full auto later
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Really hope he gets goodified tonight, I can't wait
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Someone tweet to pol news network the FBI habbening

Trump would be sure as hell to respond
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>>132198642
He's so dead if they ever catch him.
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YO! /pol/ MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!

FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO HIRO!

AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!

COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUKAS!!1!

THIS IS WAR!!!
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>FBI forgot to check his keys
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>>132198412
d
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>3 foot wide sinkhole in the street
>very deep
>caller almost fell in
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>3ft wide very deep sinkhole in the street

hell is literally opening up in Chicago
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>sinkhole in the street
oh shit what's happening
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>Sheecawgo's crumbling in
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>>132198661
whoop whoop nigga what Tyrone goin full retard
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VERY deep sinkhole in the middle of the street.
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>>132198788
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>>132198703

This is a top teir infographic.

How has the cast picture been coming along?
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>OH MY GOD!

Oh yeah, that sounded normal.

>Sensible chuckle about open key from dispatch
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CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT
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guys, did I do something
did I get a partial hit
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>6 shots fired at 4334 North Hazel
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>>132198821
>>132198834
>>132198835
>>132198874
The Maw of Hell is opening to swallow Chicongo
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>loud neighbors in rear
If you know what I mean
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>>132198991
i wish kekfags would kill themselves already
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>>132198703
Groids, love it, haven't heard that one for a few days always good for a chuckle
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>>132199123
Have you worn your free kekistan shirt lately
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>>132199123
I wish you would get a semi-serious penis injury within 48 hours
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>>132199123

You have to use your geoflag first, anon. Set an example.
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>>132199005
>>132198883
>>132198835
>>132198849

Didn't they say Illinois didn't have a budget by the 1st of the month they would stop working on roads?
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>>132198788
Damn my nig you just hit the Heil Hitler on Dubz
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LOOMESS
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>>132199005
Are there caves under Chicago?
...and are they full of gangsters and cocaine and organ harvesters?
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Niggers, Niggers, Niggers, Niggers
Chimping Everywhere
Chimping everywhere
Chimping everywhere
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>>132199216
he can't keep getting away with this.
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>the gates to the cemetery are opem
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>>132199252
The sewers of Chicongo are like the sewers in RPG games, full of dead people and giant rats.
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>>132198788
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We Thuggin in Chicago
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Must be beat your bitch O'clock over there
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>>132199211
the funds that go toward maintaining ambulances etc are also compromised iirc
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>>132199252

The city was literally raised by a foot or two out of the swamp a century ago. Google it.
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>>132199252
has the mexican't cartel made it that far up north?
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>>132199252
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>>132199211
How long before pic anon
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Sounds like them nigs are trying to set up robert
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>male white
he's in Chicago again!
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>>132198642
Carjacked the FBI???

Niggers can't get any dumber...

Also. How you gonna be FBI and let yourself get carjacked??
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>>132199327

>gates of the cemetary are open
>holes in the ground opening up

WE WUZ THRILLER-N-SHIEEET
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>>132199434
i forgot about the male black mugging people and dragging them into the sewer

he has probably mutated resistance to nuclear waste by now
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The original Robert
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>>132199359
got himself stuck inside; no more Vitamin D to feed the nigger's melanin
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>>132199504
>Carjacked the FBI???
>Niggers can't get any dumber...
>Also. How you gonna be FBI and let yourself get carjacked??
simple...
FBI started hiring niggers years ago
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>>132199504
FBI Robert forgot to check his keys
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>>132199504
I hope they don't catch the hijacker, and then a major bust happening
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>Also. How you gonna be FBI and let yourself get carjacked??
They train, but this is Chiraq, so may not train to that level.
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>brother is trying to kick down the door
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WE WUZ FBI AGENTS
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how we doing tonight roberts
any major happenings yet?
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FBI carjacked.
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>>132199741
>A fucking FBI agent got carjacked
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>>132199630
>carjacked
Its called bait in a sting operation.

All the shit in that car has GPS on it. That stupid nigger is gonna take that stuff right back to the headquarters and then the FBI is gonna go Elliot Ness on their ass.
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>>132199741
>FBI agents got carjacked
>M4 in the car
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>>132199741
>any major happenings yet?
The block is hot
FBI lost an m4 and a glock
Whoop whoop nigga whuuuuuut
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>>132199825

Sounds like wishful thinking. Those weapons will fuel our amusement on Tuesday most likely.
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>>132199504
>>132199586
AY YO
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>>132199338
Few weeks ago Robert spotted a guy with a home made spiked iron ball and chain. He was a cleric who got back into town to buy rations and torches. There is no other possible explanation.
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WE GOT YO CAR NIGGA

DOOP WHOOOP.
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>>132199942
Would be perfect if it said "Chimpocalypse Now"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uy1XMqZ2zA
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>>132198884
>trying to find Hammy The Ham Preist for a quest
>find Hammy
>my holy ham man, I need a quest
>fetch me 24 cheeseburgers, six packets worth of cooked bacon and two big gulp sodas
>fetch items
>rewarded with ham blessing
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>>132200214

It's better this way. Unless you want to join the meme team.
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>>132200249
Those niggers should be arrested for being annoying twats
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>intoxicated male hispanic
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>sassy dispatch says samich
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>>132200249
I always wonder why they do this. Same with the nogs that kidnapped that handicapped guy and brought him downtown.
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May Robert be accompanied by the vengeance of the gods
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that game police 911 was so good
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>>132200532
Commen sense is not a chimp's forte
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>there was also SWAT gear in the FBI vehicle
>wow
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>>132200128
Yeah nigga we took this steamer off some bitch ass bane ass fbi lookin ass nigga, straight to da chop shop
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>Glock and swat gear in the FBI agents car
>"Wow"

NICE JOB FBI
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>>132200487
excellent. you should use the current shot clock. it's less than 2 1/2 hours per person shot now.
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Throwing bats and stuff into the roadway?
wtf, why?
>limo refuses to move
lol
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>>132200573
How's Camp Crystal Lake this time of year?
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>>132200113
WE WUZ OPARATORS N SSHEEEEEIIITT
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>>132200487
this is fucking god tier m8
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>>132200556
This ones my favorite
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>>132200663
>and a whole lot of ammo in the back

this is gonna be good
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Male Black car jacked an FBI agent
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Comfy.
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Can someone distort this and watermark it?
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>>132200740

Welcome to the thread. We have the top OC on /pol/.
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>>132200834
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>>132200119
that's a flail m89
>>132200573
is...is that a chicken leg on a pentagram
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>>132200727
>WE WUZ OPARATORS N SSHEEEEEIIITT
AYOO LMAO Real FBI-Nigger Hours keep it 100
Who da fuck up?!?
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>>132200889
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>>132200904
That's how you summon Male Black
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>>132200904
Since you mention it, yes. Also Success By Trump cologne
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Does the FBI really not have GPS/OnStar in their cars?
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Damn this is possibly leading up to the best 4th of July ever, i'm gonna celebrate like a motherfucker
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>>132201068

>Sting Operation
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>>132200889
>>132200931
Please tell me somebody screencapped the Libyan dude from last summer.
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>>132198788
I can't read this.
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>>132201039
Not sure what's more American, that cologne or this one
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>>132201068
it was probably a confiscated vehicle, my pops use to work with fbi taskforce, its common to use possessed vehicles from felons to do these things so it doesn't come back and bite you in the ass later if one of the subhumans has a brain.
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>>132200119

>Tristram teir

The "stay a while and listen" meme just got so much more real.
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>>132201096
God bless America!
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How fucked is this guy anons?
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>>132201266
>TFW played Diablo just half an hour ago while listening to /cpd/
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>>132201266
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>>132201195
If you wear both at once you can command birds of prey.
>>132201068
Most have lo-jack, but in Chicago they can only afford ko-jack.
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Wow
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>>132201390
>Most have lo-jack, but in Chicago they can only afford ko-jack.
underrated
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>>132201355
im playing right now
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>>132201355
Im watching CharlieBo on mute while listening

https://m.youtube.com/user/CharlieBo313
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>>132201376

Anyone have my Cain OC? Dump 'em.
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>>132201434
I can't believe you had a relevant Kojak on deck
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>>132201488
Check check check it out

is anyone else having new postid every few posts tonight?
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>>132201552
>I can't believe you had a relevant Kojak on deck
I stay strapped with the hardest /CPD/ oc
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>>132200670
I made it few month ago. Maybe ill update it later, still have he male black png.
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>>132200573
I ate the chicken leg. I'm about to spray some of the Trump cologne on the Robert pentagram (which has been fully charged by the idol) and burn it.

This may result in something.
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>>132201488

them digitz white as snow.
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whats that noise?
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Robert?
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>>132201835
THE PURGE
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wtf is that
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Check your goddamn keys, man.
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whoa that sounded a bit like automatic weapon fire for a second
shit it's a DjChimpout on a motherfuckin Baofeng
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>[machine gun fire]
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>>132201835
Jackhammer?
Generator?
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>>132201835
BULLETS
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F
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SUPRESSING FIRE!
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OMG MACHINEGUN
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>>132201835
Is that a fuckin minigun or wht
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the fuck is this annoying as shit noise

CHECK YO KEYS
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Laser guns.
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KEYS
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jackhammer or gun with infinite rounds
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>CHECK YO KEYS
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It's some kind of advanced autism form of key non-checking
Put the keep squad on that ass
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>sniffle
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>>132202006
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>>132201488
Checked 1488
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>>132201835
MOM YOURE JUST JEALOUS ITS THE
BE
STIE
BOYS
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Robert ritual activated
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Tobert threads are officially showing up in Google results now.
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>tfw they pick you to pick up the wagon
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/pol/ shoutout when?
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wheres our sassy girl at?

>silent
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Have a great and fun night, Roberts.
Stay comfy, and keep an eye on male black.
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Check yo damn keys Robert brrrrrrrrrrrrt
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oc
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Who can live here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlQOj7BcBM
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TEN FOUR!
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Sassy R O B E R T???
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44 Robert sure is chipper
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44 Robert is boss
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>>132202674
i like it nice job Robert
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>>132202674
>then Feds got carjacked
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anything unussual the "removal" service needs to be aware of?

body snatchers
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BTW the "Robert" tag is for a car that is midnight shift
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>>132202732
Doesn't even look like America
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>>132202846
>>132202860
it's because he rolled digits. he is the chosen one. he will deliver.
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Body removal form
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>A
>FUCKING
>UHAUL
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>BALD MALE WHITE IN HIS UNDERWEAR
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> got a bingo on underwear
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>>132203037
step aside
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Is robbing thugs for a living okay?
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>>132198612
why would I want that you dumb cunt
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>>132203066
gratz robert
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>he is now taking his clothes off
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>>132203066
nice
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>>132203137
There's excellent money in robbing the "dope-mane", or so i've heard
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>>132202732
>first few seconds
>fried chicken and fish

cant make this shit up
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>>132203137
not much different than retweeting a retweet, in theory
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>Taco truck has loud music playing
If it isn't the Mexican beep beep song I'll cut someone
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>>132203066
Step it up to Real Robert Archmage Male Black-out rules, get on my level son
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>>132203319
i am but that was first bingo on card. ive been doing weapons since friday night. theyve been remarkably tame with weapons this weekend...
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44 Robert, I'm waiting
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>>132203318
>>Taco truck has loud music playing
>If it isn't the Mexican beep beep song I'll cut someone
It's my new taco truck franchise concept, Midnight Margaritas 'n Mariachis
>>
>Assault at the mcdonalds
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>mcdonalds
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>car pulled up at the window and started reaching at the caller
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>>132203487
>assault machine broke
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>>132203532
Understandable
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>>132203476
>>132203482
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Traffic stop. CPD doesn't have any traffic tickets left because they have no money to pay their bills

http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/2017/07/no-more-tickets.html
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>>132203610
>Traffic stop. CPD doesn't have any traffic tickets left because they have no money to pay their bills
>>
R O B E R T
O
B
E
R
T
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>3 males in black masks just robbed the Subway
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>3 males with masks stole food from subway

How desperate do you have to be to do that?
>>
those sounds in the background... they kind of sound like crickets, or perhaps another sound-making animal of summer... the frog
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Posting this because I think it's cute.

Good luck, Roberts. Pls check yo keys.
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>>132203727
If they took some Spicy Italians I wouldn't blame them
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got a runner!
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FOOTCHASE
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>stealing food from Subway
holy shit
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ROBERT IN PURSUIT!
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Robert runnin
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>>132203727
shit in 2 nights they've hit chick-fil-a, subway, wendy's and mcdonalds

it's only the 3rd of the month, their kids shouldn't be starving for another week, must've traded that EBT for crack rock

sounds like we might have a foot chase, radio the area, radio the kilo unit
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black masks
black t shirts
stole food

antifa is reduced to robbing subways

15th - more cars. robert in pursuit
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>volkswagen has crashed into something
>it's in the alley
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>>gotcha key down
>>
sounding busy
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stole a guy
in custody

slow it down
robert always get male black
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>>132203853

First name

David
Ida
Nora
David
Union

Last name

Nora
Union
Frank
Frank
Ida
Nora

Male Black, age 38, wearing black pants white shirt black hooded sweater black hat dreadlocks, robbery offender
>>
>>132203901
July 2/3 my dude. This is just the beginning
>>
>group of people fighting in the lot
>somebody flashed a gun
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>stole food from Subway

Isn't that shit barricaded?
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Live PD needs to go to Chiraq
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Any updates on the carjacked feds?
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James
6 mar 1986
2036 north cobey?

who is this nigger?

antifa robbery
implied weapon

bikelock?

morse code
that means ems call inbound
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>>132203936
your killing me
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>>132203936
Dinu Nuffin
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>>132204075
Nope, they're long gone. Should be a good July 4 with a full auto M4 on the streets
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>>132204049
Sneeze gaurds and everything.
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>>132202219
Beautiful.
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any word on apperent mexican cartel declaring open war on Latin Kings, nationwide apperently
>>
>>132204168
I can't help but think what a great night Tyreese is having. He's probably smoking crack and rolling blunts, and they are taking pictures with the guns and sending them to people. And they are talking about Making Moves
>>
>>132204142
>>132204216
>Sneeze guard everything
>>
>>132204247
the male HIS PANIC has been too busy beating the shit out of his gf to flex nuts at latin kangz
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>>132204280
actaully thats to prevent niggers from stealing the fake gold chains
a common problem at nigger disposal units
>>
In Cicero, never stand by a window.
>>
>>132204264
>accurate
>>
Gun
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>>132204216
>Sneeze gaurds and everything.
I thought you were referencing the casket for a second
>>132204142
>>
Depressed gas pedal
>>
>>132204264
Them monkey punks are really swingin high from the peter tree tonite i tell you what
>>
KEK KEK NIGGER LMFAO
>>
>loud music and drums
>up to 30 males in the back drinking and smoking
>male white lighting fireworks in front of the liquor store
>>
>25 to 30 males

Jesus Christ
>>
> male white
aw its not happening...
>>
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>>132204374
>actaully thats to prevent niggers from stealing the fake gold chains
>a common problem at nigger disposal units
>>
lol drinking, smoking, having a good damn time. Freedom baby!
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>>132204245
it's better to /x/ on /pol/ than to /pol/ on /x/, isn't it
we should build a cabin
>>
>25 males fighting, drinking, and smoking
>white liquor store clerk shooting off fireworks
This 4th is gonna be great.
>>
>ROBBERTY
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>>132204506
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>>132204417
>peter tree
teach me your language friend, I want to learn
>>
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>suicidal 42 y/o white male texting his wife pictures of edgy shit
>>
>>132204631
ooh that picture is just waiting for some love...
>>
>>132204684
>box cutters, prescription bottle
>>
white + 40's= depression
common in 21st century America
>>
It's actually touching they're concerned with a suicidal male.
>>
>>132204737
Brown makes the white man frown.
>>
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Mondays, amirite?

>loud music and drums
>>
>>132204806
keep on drummin jamal
>>
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>wash down hastings and wood
>>
I see Double Digit Roberts as the Elite of Roberts, possessing clairvoyance, enhanced reflexes, and hive mind
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>>132204506
You are 100% correct. Hippie fags on /x/ always complain when you tell the truth. Down for a comfy cabin.
>>
And we all know what he means by "strange people"
>>
anyone requests for image for next thread?
>>
>>132204893
Jews
>>
>>132204737
yeah another liberal realizing he just spent last 25 years voting for his own demise
or his buddy whos been trying to explain to him for 25 years to stop voting like a turd

im nearly fifty, and I have to say I dont have alot of sympathy for this generation, even though they got bombarbed with jew lies
they were being warned, people were talking about this for years
but it always the same old platitudes
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>>132204916
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>>132204916
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Any update on the FBI agent's car? I took a break.
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>>132204916
>>
>three oh five baby
>>
305 baby
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>>132204977
fuckin shithead
millions of people build thier own computers every year

big deal
nog can put together some computer parts
>>
>305 baby
>>
>>132204916
>>132201096
>>
Any estimate on when the gibs run out in IL?
>>
>>132204916
Would be cool to see my oc used >>132202674
>>
>>132205083

items lost: m4 rifle, 2 Glock pistols, SWAT gear and large amount of ammunition
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>>132205114
>>132205120
Kek. He's having a good old time busting niggers for nigging tonight.
>>
>>132205142
news lies build blacks coonfidence
>>
>>132205157
>>132205026
i used those last night
>>132205040
using
>>132205111
>>132204977

saved
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>>132205142
if you google this nigga his mom put his hand on her titty though?
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>>132205218
they just keep increasing taxes
they wont get it until the whole system burns
eventually the fed will bail them out
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>>132205280
>coonfidence
Top kek Robert
>>
>>132205040
i have the tshirt of this.
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>>132205142
They're even trying to claim that the niglet invented something totally new.
>>
This white man with fireworks must be stopped
>>
What to we meme into Robert's life?

A huge gang fight with melee weapons where Robert has the only gun?

An overturned chicken stand?

We are strong with Robert energy now. We must choose his fate, for he is our champion.
>>
New Bread
FBI CAR WHERE ARE YOU
>>132205458
>>132205458
>>132205458
>>132205458
>>132205458
New Bread
FBI CAR WHERE ARE YOU
>>132205458
>>132205458
>>132205458
>>132205458
>>132205458

New Bread
FBI CAR WHERE ARE YOU
>>132205458
>>132205458
>>132205458
>>132205458
>>132205458
>>
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>>132198412
>>
>pick up niggers
>get carjacked
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>>132205256
shit
hes gonna be laughing stock of office if he doesnt find that nigger fast

does CPD give a fuck about feds
>>
>>132198788
that takes me back
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>>132205457
just ridiculous
I've built about half dozen computers in my life
and I dont know shit
Im not a pro
just like to customize my shit
like many normal people

nigger acts normal === a fuckin gold medal and a jewspaper writeup

this world is fucked
>>
>skateboarding with a gun in his hand

sheeeeeit
>>
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Male Black picking it up tonight. Boring yestraday, must have been the court appointed time they had their kids.
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>>132205430
you sick bastard.

i wanted that
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