CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General

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Thread theme, by the way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbILmXs3B0

I am finding this scanner to be more and more enjoyable, frankly.

first for niggers killing niggers

I'M HERE, I'M QUEER, LET'S PARTY

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It's a good time to be comfy Roberts.

what happened with the female being filmed in the alleyway fucking several guys

>>132091627
That's Wicker Park, full of white hipsters, nothing like this there. That bookstore, Myopic Books, used to have a resident cat til he got too old

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>Multiple SHOTS
AH AH AH

>>132091677
already been uploaded,

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>>132091606
Thats a rareflag

>>132091682
I just posted a pic. Not meant to be the ghetto.

>>132091606
This just in, President Trump sends Rhodesian Selous Scouts to Chicongo to help Robert with his Nigger problem

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>>132091712
Nice

>>132091784
Just dropping some local knowledge! No offense intended bro

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Final June Totals (YoY)
Shot & Killed: 77 (+12%)
Shot & Wounded: 323 (-13%)
Total Shot: 400 (-10%)
Total Homicides: 85 (+12%)
Week in Progress (6/25 – 7/1)
Shot & Killed: 18
Shot & Wounded: 77
Total Shot: 95
Total Homicides: 19
Year to Date
Shot & Killed: 314
Shot & Wounded: 1470
Total Shot: 1784
Total Homicides: 338

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>>132091834
First off, the Selous scouts would do a fine job, but the RLI would do even better, especially considering that Chicago seems to be a right jungle.

Second, they won't help anyone named "Robert". We've had enough of that name.

We had any DOAs tonight?

>>132092081
I heard earlier that there might have been 2 DOAs on a motorcycle that were involved in an accident.

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>>132092081
Had a guy earlier that had been in same spot a few days. Motorcycle doa. A few others
/comfy/ hours

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Hey Roberts just got in. Whats going on? I got my email back from CPD, I passed the exam. Guess I'm onto the P O W E R T E S T, hope to be on the radio soon one day. pic semi related, should've went lifting/studying tonight instead of out.

>>132092081
There was the guy they rolled up on who'd been shot and stabbed, but he sat up and said 'I've been shot and stabbed', cause he'd been shot and stabbed.

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>>132091682
Someone got murdered there a few days ago. Lots of rapes, assaults and armed robberies. Those hipsters are easy prey, and it's still a gang controlled area. The niggers are out on all 6 corners every night selling dope. It got so bad last year that they hired private security to patrol due to the crime.
Other than that, it's a good neighborhood.

>>132092074
>Second, they won't help anyone named "Robert". We've had enough of that name.
Robert is phonetic police Alphabet for "R", meaning relief/night shift
Send troops, we'll rename it Ian shift

>>132092256
Really? That surprises me, given the high rents over there. I'd never move there just because I don't want to pay that much just to live around a bunch of douchey people, but it sounds like the crime is pretty standard

>>132092283
I'm aware of the Robert code name at this point. It was only in jest, mate, though I think Ian Shift is a better option, sure.

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>>132092142
>>132092231
>>132092251
OK. I fell asleep and missed the start of Real Nigga Hours. I heard the bus stop ornament and a motorcyclist getting a bad case of road rash.

>where asking to turn the music down will get you shot.

When will be peak Monday or Tuesday night?

>>132092241
godspeed robert, do us proud

>two or three hundred people trying to break into caller's house

Did I hear that right?

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>>132092314
Sorry, I misspoke. The guy didn't die. But it was the third shooting in Wicker Park recently, all gang related. It's a lot better there than it used to be, but there are still HUD apartments full of gangbangers just south and west of the neighborhood. There are robberies and rapes there almost every night.

Plus there was the guy, a meme come to life in WP the other day.
http://archive.is/s8ukz
For ‘Game of Thrones guys,’ $100 Medieval Times sword saves the day

>>132092446
My guess it should be real good by 11 PM Tuesday,

>>132092753
>http://archive.is/s8ukz
Hahahaha, holy shit. Imagine going down in history like that.

>>132092798
makes sense. have to look at it differently. People with jobs will end 4th celebrations early because of work on wednesday. They dont have to worry about that.

>fights in the streets

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>he's digging in the front yard

Aww sheeeiit we got a burial going on

>10 to 15 people fighting on the street

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>>132092953
now if only he will use that shovel as a weapon i can mark another spot.

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>>132092418
the CPD scanner is definitely a bit addictive, and /CPD/ thread probably the comfiest of all 4chan

be sure to tune in 3 days from now, the night of our independence day (4 july) it's the bloodiest night of the year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkGkTTFqI1c

>female stabbed
>passed out

Dammit Tyrone, go shoot up a car so I can get the last spot on this bingo card.

How's the night been, Roberts?

Reading the nigger twitter comments is amazing. These people live in their own little 80 IQ world.

>>132093323
link the rest of us nigger

Hell yeah im going to leave the house and have sex with my cop girlfriend

>five known gang members out front fighting with rocks

>Large group of people being "rude and out of control".
>Five known gang members fighting with rocks.

It's a good night.

>muh shots fired
>hold up robbery

>>132093294
There was a machete fight and a dude got shot in the head.

>>132093323
>Reading the nigger twitter comments is amazing
the politically correct term for the Black only social media platform is known as 'Twigger'..for some reason

Again? Hoodie and raincoat niggers are on a spree. Taking bets on their robbery count before they're caught.

This shit i probably the best 'music' I listened to in a while.

>shots fired

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>>132093495
Muh sides. Ban all assault rocks.

>>132093052
I'll certainly try to tune in. I'm sure the regular folks are waking up about now in the US, so I suppose this means the fun is through in Chicago? I'm just hearing in about rocks and nonsense. Frankl-

>"Husband has been drinkin' and husband refuses to leave"

Disregard, I'm sticking put.

>>132093645
>There was a machete fight and a dude got shot in the head.
takes notes: gun w/built in machete

Why Chicago though? Why is it preferable to Detroit, NYC, or LA?

>>132093645

Literally Africa teir. What the fuck? It was probably just a couple miles from where I am in Logan.

>>132093811
This isn't even the first machete fight we've had. Axe and hammer fights too.

>>132093757
Rocks kill people.

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>>132093647
>the politically correct term for the Black only social media platform is known as 'Twigger'..for some reason
I prefer Colored Twitter

>>132093778
It's 3am in Chicago, it'll go on like this for another two or three hours before it slows down a bit as the sun comes up, I believe the bars just quit serving, so calls will go up for a bit, or whenever a basketball or baseball game ends

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>>132093895
>>132093811
weve had all these, and marked are since last night

>>132093793

Welcome, newfag. Detroit is where it started with Nigs at Night. It's not as big or as fun as Chicago.

>>132093779
Squall is such a fag.

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>>132093778
Veteran of summer 2016 Chiraq threads reporting. I'm in the same TZ as Chiraq and it's about another 3hrs till normal folks start waking up. However, nigs@night normally starts to wind down in the next hour or two, but it's a holiday weekend so knows.

>>132094009
Rocks just happened.

Weapons at party just called in.

>>132094009
>>132093895

Been here since last year. Machete is new to me.

>trying to drive a car he just smashed

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>>132093928

>>132094125
going to have this one covered before the 4th at this rate. Do SS checks come in monday or did ss and ssi come in on friday. the elderly nigs nog on the 3rd gibs. will get wheelchair and wallker then

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>>132094170

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>>132093895
Kek. A nigger robbed a CVS with an axe across from my old work a couple years ago. He was naked and the police dogs chewed him up good.

had to actually look it up, it's 2am Sunday-Friday, 3am Saturday
bars with a "Tavern License" which are no longer issued can serve till 4am, 5am on Sat

>5 ft 4

> my fucking sides

>riding a bike
>smoking marijuana
>destroying swings in the park

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>>132093289
damn right. Need a innocent car to get shot up for blackout.

>>132094311

Sure do. I worked at a 5am bar for a year. The licence is no longer issued but can be transferred.

Riding bikes, smoking marijuana and destroying swings in the park.

>destroying the swings in the park

Man I always hated niggers for shit like this. Why can't kids just have a nice place to play without them shitting it up? It's so mindless and especially in the states the parks there aren't government funded. They probably had a fundraiser and had to have some land donated etc to establish a park for kids, then some niggers go fuck up the swings and probably set the park on fire. Why? What is the fucking point?

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>>132094272
those silly niggers
used to live in Memphis, and on my same block the convenience store and bank got robbed the same day, then both of them were also robbed once more that same week...within a block of the central police precinct. they're not too bright

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The two armed robbers are in Wicker Park right now. They had ran away from Milwaukee Ave earlier and are now on Damen.

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>Four! Four shots! Ahaha!

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>>132093895

>>132094514

>where I work

Glad I'm home, holy fuck. Niggers usually know to stay away.

>>132094605
Glad you're safe

>>132092753
>The guy didn't die.
Did the guy live in wicker park? Even in nice neighborhoods, you get black on black gang related shit that just bleeds over

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>>132094472
Im in the SF bay area. Shit like that happens every day here. In my hometown, nigs robbed the bank next door to where I was working. Cops forgot to cover the side door so the nogs got away.

https://twitter.com/SPOTNEWSonIG/status/881419123863019520

"0-1-1-0" = First degree murder, yes?

>>132094649

Thanks Anon. It's usually a super safe area. Robert doesnt fuck around.

>Almost ran him over just behind the Walgreens
what a shame she missed

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>>132094084
nein

>>132094654
Yeah, it's pretty much all gang spillover as far as the shootings. I'm not totally up on gang territory in the different neighborhoods but it overlaps in that area and it was pretty rough around there up til around 10-15 years ago. There's still public housing close by, and of course the Blue Line brings the niggers in. Lots of easy prey around there and it's pretty desolate on those side streets late at night. Easy to ambush people for robberies and rapes.

>>132094457
nigs gonna nog, m8

>loud mariachi band in the back yard

LOUD MARIACHI BAND

>mariachi band in the bandyard

did anyone else hear this

LOUD MARIACHI BAND IN BACKYARD

>>132095049
>>132095042

>Probably my neighbors

Fuck my life

>>132095042
>132095042
>>132095049
>>132095075

Damn them criminal mariachi bands.

>>132094084
robert better watch out for the limit break if his health is below 25%

>>132095034
It's just sad. I used to have so much faith in humanity growing up in the 80's/90's. But really, most of "humanity" if you can even call them that, are just animals. Niggers seem to just mindlessly destroy everything, even shit for kids that's probably in their own neighbourhood, for no reason at all.

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>>132095140
It's 3:30am, Paco needs to give it a rest

>>132095140
Nosotros éramos músicos y shit

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>>132095288
>It's 3:30am, Paco needs to give it a rest
when mariachis break the law, robert goes in raw

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>>132095206
Fucking kek m8. Surprised I haven't seen any anime/vidya edits of Robert fighting Male Black yet.

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>male black hosing a female black down on the curb

kek

>>132095525
how else you gonna clean them?

Jennifer wants her boyfriend removed.

Dead.Body.Removal.

>>132095589
He's prolly giving her his big hose

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>>132095697
Body snatchers inbound.

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>>132095592
Did someone of saying remove?

>>132095224
Well, when you've never produced or earned anything, nor known people who have, it's probably easy to get your jollies by breaking your own community's stuff.

>>132095750
Of calming down, Ivan. We of removal when of multiples.

>male black shot at her car and shot her girlfriend.
We need to know if the innocent car got shot.

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let the bodies hit the fllor

>>132095935
Volkswagen did nothing wrong!

>GOLDEN NUGGET
GET YOUR TENDIES!!

>straw hat and jeans

>>132096068
No matter how perfectly fried to a golden brown, nuggies will always be inferior to o tendies.

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>>132096068
It is almost time for breakfast tho

>>132096080
Bet he had a hot bitch and a lying jew with him too. Don't believe the if they tell you they're just looking for their lost Japanese friend.

shot in the face, jesus fucking christ.

>shot in the face

F

SHOT IN THE FACE

>looks like she was shot in the face

Wait was she fucking driving like that?

>>132094084
underrated post

>15 females fighting

??

>Fifteen females fighting.
Bet they're all grabbing each other's hair in a big knot.

Dammit, Jamal Washington.

>about 15 females fighting

>>132096455
Weaves gon be flying everywhere

>>132096455
>hair
implying they're not all weaves

male in garden threatening to kill himself. Suicidal garden gnome?

WHO PLAYS MARIACHI AT THREE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING

>>132096655
Must be at soundgarden.

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>>132096461
>Jamal Washington
You can't get any blacker than that.

>>132096664
Mexicans.

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>>132096531
>Weaves gon be flying everywhere
Chicongo will get bumped up one spot on the Tumbleweave Index

>>132096664
It was almost 3:30AM. And it's mexicans.

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>Jamal W....

Jamal must have stopped drumming

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>Jamal Washington

>silver gun
bling bling jamal

>male hispanic sitting in garden talking about wanting to hurt himself

Shit essay, I jus cand do dis kno more you know?

>>132096996
Lol. I wish I could hear that spoken by an Australian

>>132096871
I'm Italian, being loud and obnoxious is pretty much part of my culture. But I don't know anyone who would start a concert in his backyard in the middle of the night, except if it was just after a big football victory. Mexicans are really something else

>>132096765
My parents always said that you can make a black name by taking the name of a disease or medication and tacking on the last name of a former president. Especially the older presidents.
Example:
>Propecia Jefferson.

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>>132096996
cuts himself with a broken garden gnome

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Dindu Lives Matter

>>132097056
The other day while waiting for a train I overheard a woman calling her kids. One of them was named Peace and the other was named Amazing. Yes, they were black.

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>>132096826
See that kind of shit all the time.

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>>132096765
We wuz founding fathers n shieeet

>>132096875
Kill yourself Jamal

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>>132095525
>>male black hosing a female black down on the curb

there might be a kanglet there. have Robert look again, it being dark out and all. : /

>>132097056
Hepatitis van Buren

>>132097125
I bet those kids did not live up to their names with their behaviour.

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>>132096764
Fuck my sides. I just noticed this on their list of awards:
>1996 - Internet (During Democratic Convention) "A Place to Visit"

Now I want a" double dog"

>>132097125
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvelous_Nakamba
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodluck_Jonathan

>>132096760
either that or got his red hat chipped

>>132097195
Viagra Jackson.

New faggot to cpd here. Who is robert?

Turned on the radio, immediately

"gun pulled on the caller, no futher.." lmao

SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN LADS

>>132097361

OH SHIT HE RUNNIN

DINDU ON THE LOOSE

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>>132097383
happening

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Chase is on!

>>132097348
Oxycotin Hamilton?
>shit's happening now

Fuckin TELL them were youre at nigger!

>in custody
>got the weapon

FUCK YEA Robert

>>132097054
>When Italy realizes they're not all that loud or obnoxious compared to Mexicans
Much love from the Midwest, pastabro

How2beanigger.html
http://www.niggermania.com/raptorman/howtobe/howtobe.htm

Do you guys think there is someone at BLACK MALE headquarters who listens to the police scanner?

>5'4"
Have Jamal's balls even dropped?

>>132097361
In the future, read the OP, newfag friendo. It's the callsign for "relief/nightshift". Robert is also the hero Chiraq needs, but does not deserve.

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I don't know how to tell you all this... but I'm coming to the conclusion that black people have a penchant for crime and violence.....

>>132091628
You're in luck, this thread isn't about humans.

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>>132097710

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>A #PoliceInvolved shooting near Cermak/Kostner has left one man dead & 2 guns recovered including an AK-47

https://twitter.com/CNshooter/status/881433070007721984

>>132097705

Saw it RIGHT when I posted. Feels shitty man

Is Jamal Washington still loose? I want to sleep, but I'll sleep better if I know he's in Robert's custody.

>>132097807

Nightcrawler?

>>132097660
kek. it's called a crack house and shaniqua is on the dispatch

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The coonery never ends

Damn robert just gave out his number.

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>>132097814
S'all good newfriend. Get comfy.

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Getting kind of stabby out there tonight

>>132097958

Post it, didn't hear

>>132097421
Lamactil Harrison. Sheeeit.

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4 guys stabbing a lady

Muslims on the rise tonight

>4 guys stabbin' a lady in the Wendy's parking lot

Niggers dying over crispy chicken sandwiches pleases me

>four guys stabbing a lady in the Wendy's parking lot
Did I hear that right?

>>132096664
Legitimately tho, mexicans.

>Took that many to stab one

>>132097998
I didn't write it down. He didn't have the department mobile on him so he gave out his personal cell phone. I should have written it down, people could text Robert messages of support.

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>>132098098
Forgot pic

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2 hispanics shootin gunz

Gang members being chased by other gang members.

Nothing futher...

lmao

>>132097717
Kek. American nature documentaries are narrated by the police.

>4 guys stabbing a lady in the Wendy's parking lot

Bitch, you didn't get no nugget sauce and I wanted me two muhfuggin baconaters with extra cheese.

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>>132098147
If its brown its down

>>132098031
Keppra Fillmore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21RSRIpcQWw

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any updates on the 15 women fighting?

I haven't been around much this season. Is crabby dispatch still around and plowing packs of pal-mals like god commanded her to?

Domestics usually end violently :thinking face:

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>>132098326
RIP Crabby

>>132098326
theres one on day shift like that too

>>132098309
Not that I heard. Action seems to be in the Wendy's parking lot atm. I'm still hoping for closure on Jamal Washington on the loose with a silver gun.

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>>132098385
What the fug. Meant to post this.

>>132098453
what about the garden chico? you don't want that resolved?

>>132098286
Kek. Eczema Adams.

>>132098409
If she's gone, I'd like to imagine that she retired to a peaceful life of cable reruns, cartons of cigs, and boxes white zinfandel.

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>>132098546
fuck I want to go to that party, probably got margaritas, some delicious guacamole and mexisluts

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>>132098495
we good

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>>132098644
nah she's still around, was on tonight
apparently either never saved or lost the crabby meme, cant find it, way too much to dig through

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>white pontiac grand am
Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

>>132098646
LOUD MARIACHI

>>132098495
the one on the right should fit in my coffin for my body snatcher im doing atm. thnx

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>shots fired

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Some one go stop the motherfuckers from celebrating. Too many noise complaints.

Although this is like noon time for dindus

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Some one my dope. IM GOIN A K I L L U B I T C H

He's gonna kill her because someone took his stove in the alley?

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>>132098864
dont forget to tune in Demons night, 4th if July, Count Von Bodycount will lose his voice

>>132098992
Dope

Good Good

Drugs

>>132098567
>gimma mah dope bietch
Topamax Polk

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GUNSHOT WOUND TO BUTTOCKS
anyone else hear it?

> MALE BLACK threatens to kill a bitch for taking the dope he left in an alley

you done fucked up, La-a

>>132098992
Don't take my dope, you emu! RREEEeeEee

>>132099030
Oh my bad. The music kinda obscured it. That makes kinda more sense by why would the nigger have his dope in an alley? That's just asking for it to be taken.

>>132099042
ammo to anus contact confirmed?

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>gunshot wound to the buttocks

click goes the meter

>>132099094
Nah, the dindu himself was in the alley when someone else in the alley took his dope.

>>132099116
lead poisoning confirmed

>>132099094
>Oh my bad. The music kinda obscured it. That makes kinda more sense by why would the nigger have his dope in an alley? That's just asking for it to be taken.
They'll do stuff like have kids hold it, one makes deal one takes money one hands dope, negotiate deals in the street duck into the alley to grab the dope etc
court case can be flimsy if they aren't caught with the dope red handed in busts or get out of arrest altogether

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>24th and Rockwell
Shit, is that a memorial for a dead nigger?

dispatch gettin' sassy

>>132099034
About to go to bed. Thanks for the keks.
>Xarelto Johnson
Goodnight everyone. Stay safe, Robert.

>>132099334
looks too mexican, niggers just do dumb shit like duct-tape teddy bears to that signpost on the corner their third cousin's baby mama baby daddy's brother got shot on

>>132099346

"well SOMEBODY cleared you"

;D

>>132099349
Clocking out myself shortly. Rest well, Robert.

Sarge is on the line!

if we have to bake new bread anyone else mind doing it?

>>132099512
ill pop one off if it hits 300 in the next 45min

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tyrone baking

>>132099557
thnx

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>>132099334
And at 25th and Rockwell we find this.

>>132099392
Most likely biker gang death

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>>132099334
That's TacoNigger territory in between Pilsen and Little Village, two of the oldest and biggest Mexicunt hoods. Both are getting gentrified but Little Village is still pretty shooty.

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Headed to bed. Will be back for sure.

For fun I made a picture of all the illegals that my county has had and deported since Trump took office.enjoy

>>132099512
>>132099557
>>132099795
Set one up preemptively. The natives seem restless tonight.

>>132099782

>>132099820

Damn son. Im glad I dont have that shit here. Just banditos

is it safe to eat at KFC restaurants in Chicago and other similar cities?

>>132099820
Nah, the Outlaws keep their shit legit and don't mess around with the people down there. They just set up their clubhouses in the hood because gangbangers don't call the cops.

Alright I gotta go to bed. This was my first time and it's been fun. Looking forward to the next time and praying for safety

>>132100047
Got an old friend who was born into the MC. Pretty legit dude, used to throw warehouse parties and campout events around the midwest.

>>132100024
Safe yes. Good no. They don't have zinger burgers.

I want to google street view in Chiraq, what suburbs should I look at?

>>132100211
I feel like bikers aren't bad. They have a good set of rules and keep innocents out of their business

>>132100247
Actually US KFC now has zinger burgers

http://www.nrn.com/whats-hot/kfc-launches-zinger-chicken-sandwich-us

>>132100479
Oh shit. They finally joined the 21st century of fried chicken.

>>132100211
I grew up going to some Midwest summer campout parties that were pretty epic. Trash Bash!

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>>132100479
>Actually US KFC now has zinger burgers
as a vegetarian, I would only consider visiting KFC if they bring us your Gaytime Krusher, so I can have a a gay time, I would probably order macaroni and cheese, mash potatos, and some corn too

we got new bread
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>>132099782
>>132099782

migrate

>>132099782
>>132099782
>>132099782

like a motherfucking syrian

>>132099782
>>132099782
>>132099782

thats looking for some better economics

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>>132100262
If you want nice, then take a trip up Lake Shore Drive. If you want Chiraq, then start at the intersection of Roosevelt and Independence on the near west side. Note the nigs conducting an open air heroin market in front of the petrol station. Come on in! It's open 24/7!. Now take a street view walk in any direction, really.
Remember our white lad who was kidnapped and tortured by the 4 nigs? That was just north of the intersection. It's quite the cultural area.

>>132100613
we just need their famous bowl next and we're set

>>132100705
Gaytime krushers are pretty good f a m, missing out

>>132101003
thanks anon, this will keep me occupied for many hours now. If you want to check out our ghettos go to Sunshine in Melbourne. Its where ((Apex)) live

>>132091606
Damn I have 151 flags and not yours until now.

>>132101237
On the buildings that are still standing, notice the details - the carefully laid out decorative brickwork, the beautiful millwork on the wood trim, the craftsmanship of the relief carvings and plasters that surround doorways and windows.
All of this effort, not just to build for function but to create something beautiful, something lasting for posterity - each of these buildings represents someone's dream and the pride in their work and in their city.
In the 60s, they were forced to hand over the keys to niggers. They destroyed in 20 years what had stood for 100 years before them. It's a shame, that's all you can say. My grandparents came here after WWII, and their house was lost to this plague.

>>132101623
why did they all migrate to Chicago?

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>>132102101
During WWII, all of our men were at war and there were factory jobs here, jobs in the steel mills, or in transportation. Chicago is the center of all manufacturing and also the hub for all tranportation, being connected to all major railroads as well as the shipping channel through the Great Lakes and the river barges. So lots of jobs, and jews that were advertising for "help wanted" down south where the niggers were. Then later, the jews agitated for civil rights in the south, and they kept blacks flooding north into the cities.

Another good neighborhood is Englewood on the south side. Around Halsted and 55th st. You can look up historic photos from when it was all white, and know that it was a vibrant and safe community. Now it's a wasteland of vacant lots and gang violence.

>>132102863
Interesting. Its so depressing to see a once prosperous city in the current ghetto state it is in. I really hope Trump cleans it all up

>>132103536
Dayum, night to morning and the city is still going strong.

God bless Robert.

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