CPD/ - Chicago Police Scanner General

CHECK

YO

KEYS

File: Throwing-poo3.jpg (286KB, 800x690px) Image search: [Google]

286KB, 800x690px

>>132085245
bump

File: 1469159460656.jpg (46KB, 468x460px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 468x460px

>>132085245
First for niggers killing each other

Robert

ROBERT!

>stabbing victim

real death hours

>stabbed five times

>>132085382
>stabbed 5 times
>not expected to die.

pretty sure he just said
>8 shots fired
>someone stabbed 5 times

Anything juicy tonight guys? Like mass shooting or male on male rape?

File: Robert.jpg (2MB, 1606x2000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1606x2000px

Headed to bed, Night all.

Good luck to the anon who thinking about going to visit a mormon church.

File: Nigs at night.jpg (350KB, 1180x1566px) Image search: [Google]

350KB, 1180x1566px

card is filling up nicely

File: spicy-Thai-soup-for-the-soul.jpg (284KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 800x600px

What food / drink do you consume during Real Robert Hours?

>comfy spicy Thai vegetable soup

Thread theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQJARkSK4p4

File: 1494608635657.jpg (26KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 480x480px

>>132085477
There was a schizophrenic, bipolar cat lady just a few minutes ago

>assault, 4 males

>>132085504
coffee, iced tea and a can of mixed nuts.

>>132085489
G'night Robert.

File: cpdtrumpzerohour.jpg (2MB, 3120x2080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3120x2080px

>>132085391
It's Real Male Black Dark Zero Hour now

File: blacksun.jpg (32KB, 331x221px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 331x221px

wonder what will happen to chiraq when the eclipse happens?

>>132085477
>guy shot in the head
>nig threw piss at someone
>machete fight

It seems you guys are hearing calls before I am, is there another stream for the scanner?

>>132085536
Oh nice those are always fun

File: male black making a drug run.jpg (71KB, 660x440px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 660x440px

drag
racers

>>132085477
Mexican in boxer shorts with penis out playing with himself.

>>132085639
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

Nigga stole his bike

File: cpdinvitation.gif (2MB, 800x487px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 800x487px

>>132085586
>wonder what will happen to chiraq when the eclipse happens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
vid related

>>132085622
I love sat, shit sucks if you are working the street though glad I'm done

>>132085695
Haha he'll ya

>they're closing down the kennedy inbound at damon

File: 1488.gif (2MB, 311x223px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 311x223px

>watch your box

>tfw I wanna watch Sassy's box...

File: 1486914775280.jpg (96KB, 625x469px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 625x469px

1,000,000 blinded negros

File: 1475130901859.png (548KB, 600x628px) Image search: [Google]

548KB, 600x628px

>>132085874
>she'll never check your keys

>>132085504
Einstein's bagel with a glass of milk

>>132085504
>eating the soy jew
>doesnt know the sissification of the west is related to massive increase soy consumption

>>132085504
This is my first night listening, but at the moment I have some Castle Lager . It's pretty early in the day but I don't have work so I don't mind having a go. Soon, I'll have mealie porridge and then be off with it.

File: 1486913566738.png (413KB, 640x430px) Image search: [Google]

413KB, 640x430px

>>132086003
that better be a powerbagel with fruit and nuts, robert

>>132086057
>This is my first night listening
>Zimbabwe flag

This is what your people have become.

SAD

File: Jonsey.jpg (121KB, 780x439px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 780x439px

>>132085504
Disappointed. Get rid of the fluoride, soy and estrogen out of your diet.

File: promo_384x384.jpg (51KB, 384x384px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 384x384px

>>132086057
need to get to bed if ima get my cuddles b4 gf wakes up
time for summa this

>>132086057
Sounds comfy, anon.

>>132086164
aww cher

>>132085504
I had some bacon jerky and sipping a GOOSE ISLAND 4 star pils. True Chicago snackin

File: 1417399128360.jpg (64KB, 345x431px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 345x431px

>>132085718
Oy vey!

File: Islamic-experts.png (218KB, 1007x485px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 1007x485px

>>132086004
>sissification of the west
>Canadian flag

checks out

>>132086124
Reminder to drink distilled water and not filtered garbage.

File: cheesesticks.jpg (10KB, 255x198px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 255x198px

>>132085504
>>comfy spicy Thai vegetable soup
fuck that looks good, is from restaurant, home made, or is there some awesome premade thai veg soup I need to know about? thai from scratch is a pain in the ass

dr praegers green patty with gouda and avocado, fried cheese sticks, vodka and koolaid

>>132086105
I don't know what you're at mate.

>>132086164
Have a crack at it for me!

>6 y/o female black sitting in the sonic drive thru

>male white, van, with a child
Stereotypes are always funny

>>132086275
>Not including a slice of deep dish and a chicago dog

File: 1496604713774.jpg (85KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 700x700px

>>132086264
cheers roberts

>>132086385
Next time, I didn't plan to be spending my night like this

>stolen cab

File: smv.png (291KB, 727x317px) Image search: [Google]

291KB, 727x317px

>>132086124

>Take my manly supplements
>Filled with nigger roots

kek

File: 1497713805160.jpg (22KB, 401x401px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 401x401px

>>132086440
None of us did at first. Now we can never leave.

File: cpdedwardos.jpg (41KB, 500x350px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 500x350px

>>132086385
>slice of deep dish
Edwardo's Pizza is worth the trip the Chicago alone

File: 1496613462081.jpg (137KB, 500x750px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 500x750px

>>132086367
tell her to order me some tots

File: _73156752_021242940-1.jpg (29KB, 660x424px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 660x424px

first name julia?

>>132086527
I have to admit it is pretty fun and interesting but it's probably going to feed my daily paranoia about something terrible happening to my husband. He's already been assaulted by a crazy black woman at work before.

>>132086351

I make it homemade, its breddy gud.

intoxicated male attempted suicide here we go boys

headed to bed but.

>Bridge jumper

>>132086652
>>132086667
Do a flip, faggot.

>20 shots heard

File: 1492980246384.jpg (57KB, 600x334px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 600x334px

>>132086527
>some of us were always waiting

File: 1432743489702.jpg (26KB, 350x250px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 350x250px

>>132086694
uh, you dont get to talk to robert like that

>>132086639
>I make it homemade, its breddy gud.
any specific recipe? don't even know where to get thai where I'm at, need to look around one of these days.
anything slant food other than chinese I have to drive into the city and rarely do since they closed my fav vietnamese place, although there is a himalayan joint i've been meaning to try

File: CrawfishEtouffeePlate.jpg (464KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google]

464KB, 2048x1365px

>>132086592
that just looks nasty, deep dish reminds me of wet bread. And ive had it maldanados (sp?) in chiraq.
gimmie pic anyday

File: Water.jpg (59KB, 600x602px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 600x602px

>>132086328
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

>they were shooting off fireworks
>now they're shooting guns

>>132086620
Tits or gtfo

>intoxicated female black in black dress being followed by male blacks

Trump Is Sending The Feds To Chicago Because Of Violence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiUYizuGymo

I'm always confusing chicago with detroit. Is there even any difference?

>>132086836
That looks good as fuck

>3 male blacks

>..they are filming her sexual acts in the alley

WE WUZ PORN STAAARZ

>3 guys
>1 girl
>all black
>filming their sexual activity in the alley

Hahahahahahha

>black females filming another black female having sex in an alley

File: 556927.jpg (320KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 1920x1080px

>>132086840
we just have to close the mineshaft gap

>Drunk woman being followed by car
>Recording sexual acts in a alley

We're on the bridge. There's nobody on the bridge. F

Shots fire

>>132086840
>I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
need to buy his interdimensional space commie vampire pedo detectors, they teleport into your house and dip their balls in your water when your back is turned

File: DDRp2YuXoAIQpkU.jpg (262KB, 1200x1070px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 1200x1070px

>>132086942
how can they even make out who is who on the vid?

>>132086933
I laughed so hard at that my coworker was wondering what I was chortling at. Explained to him what I'm listening to. This helps my shift as a security guard go by faster. Glad I live in Austin, it's a safe town with little crime. Then again, our nigger population is only like 4%.

File: muhdik.jpg (25KB, 366x351px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 366x351px

>>132086927
>>132086933
>>132086962
>>132086942

someone attempting to jump off bridge

File: jumpfaggot.jpg (957KB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]

957KB, 1500x1500px

>>132086969
rip bridgeman

File: Untitled.png (365KB, 778x642px) Image search: [Google]

365KB, 778x642px

>>132086969
HAHAHAHA
F


pic related...

File: 1476746267254.jpg (653KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

653KB, 1920x1200px

>>132086969
F
shoulda waited till it was green again for the lulz

>>132086592
try papas pizzeria in burbank

>>132087037
No wonder there are so many young, white, libshits there. They don't have any exposure to know better.

>>132086912
im thinking of going crabbing this week. make a crab and shrimp stew.

>>132086895
Chicago is nice, Detroit is a shithole.

One reason why Chicago has such bad crime is that they keep all the trash people on the South side.

>mcdonalds security guard reports that a fat beaner is threatening a taxi drive
>the guard has a gun

>>132086942
can ANYTHING suppress this degeneracy

>male his panic at mcdonalds is threatening the taxi driver, security officer has a gun and is showing his gun

>>132085782

There is a lot of delays,diversions, and cancellations coming from jfk

File: cpdmaleblacksmile.jpg (4KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 480x360px

>>132087030
>how can they even make out who is who on the vid?
they smile and compare grills

>>132087123
This

F on bridge jumper

Guard showing off his gun.

Dammit, just as I was going to bed it getting good.

>filming her sexual acts

Mcdonalds fella has a gun does he? Christ, how'd he get that? What's he going to be on about, then? I fear I'm addicted to this scanner, boys.

>Female Black
>They're filming her sexual acts in an allleyway

DAMN SHEEBOONA GON BE ON BANGALLEY DOT COM GET WOKE MUH NIGGAS

File: crabcore.jpg (41KB, 688x713px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 688x713px

>>132087118
>crabbing
?

>rave at the bus stop

File: 1487191254853.jpg (361KB, 2552x1720px) Image search: [Google]

361KB, 2552x1720px

>>132087117
this is true
in my HS of 2500, one year there were 11 of them
and no fights were had
harmony.png

suicide bomber in damascus
https://www.rt.com/news/394962-damascus-syria-suicide-bombing/

>>132086832

This one is pretty gud: http://mediterrasian.com/delicious_recipes_thai_vegetable_soup.htm

When I am being lazy I will just take a "Thai Kitchen" rice noodle soup and add a bunch of thin sliced chicken and fresh veggies with chili paste.

File: mfw.jpg (11KB, 339x351px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 339x351px

>>132087180
do you need money or something

>heard a female saying she's going to kill him
>then gunshots

>5 shots fired at Marshfield

>>132087180
It is the US, most people have guns.

old hicks used to love getting drunk and listening to the scanner, now nerds on the internet do it to ambient music. What a world

File: OBJe3KN.jpg (449KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

449KB, 1920x1080px

>>132087146
lol
fucking paranigger activity

>>132087117
Basically this, when you get exposed to the black horde that is niggertry, you quickly develop a well-founded hatred for niggers.

File: 1480097508141.png (106KB, 305x349px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 305x349px

>>132087060
Mmmmmmm

>>132085245
gimme all the Chicago PD graphics you got

>>132087079

Fuckin captcha is scary tonight.

male black in cargo shorts robbery at the Marshall Hotel.

>they are adopting the clothes of a chad
>like some sort of windy city camoflage

>>132087192
i go down to one of the refuges or the thousands of other spots near me and you tie a chicken thigh to a piece of string. throw it in the water and slowly pull it in. put crabs in a bucket. go home boil and clean em make stew.

>>132087037

I fucking hate Austin.

t.FortWorth

>>132087386
kek

>>132087274
This, hell I own 30 myself. And I plan on reaching 100 one day. Guns are awesome.

File: 1480358172333.jpg (375KB, 1910x1200px) Image search: [Google]

375KB, 1910x1200px

>>132087277
some things are good

File: cpdnangohomerobert.gif (928KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

928KB, 1080x1920px

>>132087311
>gimme all the Chicago PD graphics you got
CPD produces some of the finest OC on all of 4chan (been pretty light of late though), gotta hang out to get some, I have several hundred at this point

>>132087274
I thought it was like, one third of the population has all the guns? They just have a lot of them. I need to fucking get one and learn how to use it.
>>132087305
I grew up in rural Oklahoma, hardly any blacks, in fact I did the math and Chicago has over 3x the blacks as the entire state of Oklahoma. I gave them the benefit of the doubt for many years, fighting stereotypes, etc. Moved out when I was 17 to Dallas, lived in an area with a lot of different people including low-income blacks, then moved to Chicago, and my compassion for the majority of them has just been downhill from there.

>>132087412
Awww, Dallas area baby butthurt about living in a dump full of niggers? Fort Worthless is lamer than Dallas. At least Houston is nicer for how big it is. Dallas is for fags and niggers.

>someone called the police because a black person asked them if they want to buy drugs

fuckin snitches

>>132087037
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin,_Texas#Demographics

>4%

8.1%, but I'm amazed that Austin's nigger percentile has actually decreased over the past 67 years

File: 1493788102421.gif (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>132087311
May 2nd 2017

>>132087225
thank you that one looks pretty simple ingredient wise, need to try that out haven't made any in years due to not living close to an asian market and the amount of work, used to make tom yum goong every few weeks, it's the best cure for a cold too

>>132087505

>Austin
>Dallas
>Houston

All shithole big liberal cities.

I actually live in the country outside FW, and it is GOAT.

Enjoy your faggotry in Austin, we will purge you soon.

File: pizza.jpg (450KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

450KB, 1600x900px

>>132086836
I live here and I don't like deep dish pizza, it's just too much of everything and it always makes me sick. Thin crust is where it's at.
Man, I could go for a big old plate of mudbugs though.

>>132087505
houston has almost as many beaners as San Antonio

>>132087274
It is our civic duty to own and learn to operate some kind of firearm.

Every one of us who does this makes (((them))) weaker.

File: 1489118627682.gif (6KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 200x200px

>>132087505
>tfw north west houston, in the Woodlands
The rest of the city can't compete. Hell, Austin can't, either.

>>132087505
>At least Houston is nicer for how big it is

FUCKING LOL

>there's a lot of glass out here
>there's blood also

> thats how i catch niggers too... chicken wing on a string

>>132087550
Shit I could have sworn it went down from 5 to 4. We got more niggers here? Fuck that shit. That's why I always pack a gun in the car. I was leaving work at 11PM in downtown and when I hit 6th and 35, it was like a mini Congo with the monkeys pouring out. I was ready to reenact that Black Hawk Down scene. Unruly fucking apes they are.

>>132086004
Faith go to bed

>>132087505
>At least Houston is nicer for how big it is
how long has it been since you visited Houston...

>>132087277
old hicks used to also value traditional relationship roles, lack of diversity and conservatism in general

>irate panhandler in the parking lot

>irate panhandler

goddamn fireworks in the alley

>>132087620
if you ever want fresh crawfish come to Louisiana in a month that has an R in it. You will be able to get fresh in any of those months but peak is the month leading up to easter.

File: 1498194481729.jpg (47KB, 591x599px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 591x599px

>>132087620

>>132087389
>>132087686
underrated

MALE BLACK is running interference

>>132087794
Cripes, I'm gonna puke.

>>132087794
fuck i just threw up in my mouth a little

File: thumb_600.jpg (210KB, 590x590px) Image search: [Google]

210KB, 590x590px

>>132087620
Chicago has some great thin crust too. Home Run Inn (from the pizzeria not store bought) is phenomenal

>>132087794
kek

>>132087248
No, I don't.

>>132087274
I didn't figure most folks had them though. My main question is whether or not chaps that commit crimes usually acquire guns by way of illegal means or otherwise.

File: 1497413604063.jpg (185KB, 768x820px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 768x820px

>>132087754
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAhEi7W1ib0

12 year old black girl in short skirt is being chased by a man.

>>132087929
Former Chicagoan here. For Chicago, they get them illegally in Gary and drive them back across the state line.

>>132087902
Yessss, their cheese is top-fucking-notch. I don't know what it is about it but it's just better

>>132087695
I didn't say it was nice, better than Dallas and Fort Worthless. Granted when I go visit my sister and her family they live in a nice part being wealthy white people. I don't deal with the unwashed niggers that inhabit the nasty parts of it.

Frankly I don't give a shit, I just like talking shit about Dallas. God awful town. Fort Worthless just wishes it was relevant. It's lame as shit there from the times I remember visiting family.

I kinda wanna leave Austin though, all cities are shit for the most part. I miss country living. Hardly any niggers, can see the stars quite well at night.

>12 year old black girl in skirt getting chased by dindu.

Jesus, what a dump.

>Male white chasing 12 year old female black

File: mormon2.png (137KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 1920x1080px

in and out of consciousness on the platform, save him robert!

>>132087929
>I didn't figure most folks had them though.
I think the offical rate is almost 40%

>>132087929
most first time crimes dont involve a gun. In the US a felon can not purchase a gun. By the time a criminal moves up to armed assault robbery etc they already have a record preventing them from obtaining a gun. So guns used are either stolen or bought by family members girl friends with no record and given to criminal.

>>132088016
Poor missionary

>The ones who do online are mostly those in wheelchairs

>>132087929
>I didn't figure most folks had them though. My main question is whether or not chaps that commit crimes usually acquire guns by way of illegal means or otherwise.
Chicago is an extremely rare situation of city gun ban laws (as opposed to state), where Illinois already has ridiculously restrictive laws
Unfortunately that leads to niggers having them since they will break the law anyways, and a much lower portion of whites having guns to protect themselves than most of the rest of the country
fortunately, blacks are mostly interested in shooting other blacks, like anything else in life they tend to do whatever is in their worst interessts

>>132086365
Are you a Rhodesian, or a filthy Mugabe loving kaffir?

File: 5gz3i.jpg (24KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 256x256px

>living in Chicago near 4th of July
>don't know if I'm hearing gunshots or fireworks

>>132087794
Oh hell no. That's 3 items that barely exist above the threshold to be considered edible. Those are some items for after the apocolypse when all other options have been exhausted. That looks like something a prisoner would slap together with his commissary money and consider it a gourmet meal. That looks like one of those challenges that would get your photo on the wall if you can down it without vomiting after a night at the bar.
But I laughed at the photo.

>>132088130
That goes for anywhere in the US desu

all out of white power today night roberts

>>132088115
Bingo! Right on target.

>>132088159
what the hell? I put "desu" and it corrected to "desu"

What the fuck?

File: 1498954006132.jpg (100KB, 1420x946px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 1420x946px

>>132087995
>visiting parents in IN
>take gf to chicago via train one morning
>Gary stop
>100 niggers get on wearing the same family reunion t-shirt
mfw

>someone threw a cigarette and drink at the passenger in the car, a Yaris

>>132088232
You gotta watch out for Gary. That shithole is niggerville.

>>132087660
Yeah, I am thinking of moving to Houston. Rent is too fucking expensive here and there are more and more hipsters invading south Austin. Absolutely disgusting.

>>132088208
What the fuck is going on?

File: 1476010976657.jpg (48KB, 541x960px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 541x960px

>>132088208
strange phenomenon

>>132088208
gook moot implemented that word filter, same goes for "f am" and some other words

>male down in the parking lot

>>132088208
To be honest, what did you expect when you typed "DESU"?

Northside call: Someone tossed a lit cigarette into someones car.

Southside call: 4 people having sex and filming it in an alley.

File: 1468544876425.jpg (217KB, 600x542px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 600x542px

>>132088292
mom was born there, believe me I've heard the stories
mom's side white flighted to valparaiso right quick

>>132088302
>Yeah, I am thinking of moving to Houston. Rent is too fucking expensive here and there are more and more hipsters invading south Austin. Absolutely disgusting.
Can always move to El Paso/Juarez

>>132087761
I stumbled into some little dive place in Morgan City a few years ago and had a big tub of them that were the size of small lobsters. It was one of the best LA experiences I ever had. The old cajun parts of LA are amazing.

>>132088355
Senpai, DESU that Crazy!

>>132088386
God no, have family there and that place is a dump. Only city I loathe more than El Paso is Corpus Christi.

ha ha scion windshield got fucked

>Hit the callers SCION

WE WUZ INITIAL D

>>132088302
The Woodlands is your best bet, but it's expensive. Kingwood and Atascocita are also fine.

File: ComfyIVProcessor.jpg (20KB, 362x362px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 362x362px

Just got home after an 8 hour travel day through, of which a 4 hour layover was spent in Chicongo. Time to smoke a J and get /comfy/.

Checking my keys.

File: 1479617773492.jpg (168KB, 445x356px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 445x356px

>>132088394

>>132088450
me too, want to go visit them soon, maybe ill stumble across the border and get some roids and heroin so I can get jacked for the purpose of crushing nigger skulls more efficiently

>>132088471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89d1oip7WM&t

>>132088491
I love how my BLM-spouting, Trump-hating ***white*** cousin grew up in the Woodlands and now lives in one of the richest zipcodes in Texas, let alone Houston, where there are 47x whites as there are blacks. Fuck libs.

File: mormon9.png (130KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 1920x1080px

>>132088112
im keeping them busy

>>132087995
Does "Gary" have a police scanner, then?

>>132088083
So they get the guns illegally, but quick question on that. Is owning a gun that is illegally purchased illegal? Is it only illegal if they commit crimes with it?

>>132088115


>>132088208
>>132088303
You alright, mate?

>gf took armed security guard's pistol

>>132088648
Most of them can't legally own a gun due to being convicted felons.

>"they were throwing bottles off the roof and....10-4"

>>132088393
im about 45 minutes from Morgan city. You must have been taking HWY 90 from nola to lafayette. When i boil crawfish i pull em out quick throw them in an ice chest to finish cooking and sprinkle them with my boiling powder. Makes them extra spicy. I usually throw in a bag of onions, mushrooms, corn, sausage and taters boil em in the same water. Take the leftover taters roll em in a light batter and fry them. its my guilty plessure.

File: __houjuu_nue_and_komeiji_koishi_touhou_drawn_by_miata_miata8674__eaf186d95dad878b841706ef8451667e.png (1MB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 900x1200px

>reddit transplants not knowing the word filters
baka desu senpaitachi

>>132088648
Pls answer if Rhodesian.

Depends on the state, realistically you'll never get caught with illegal guns unless you do something '''illegal''' but that can be something as simple as a traffic stop. I live in New York State, and if you have a pistol here without a permit you'll go to prison, even if you're white.

>HELP ME ROBERT IM IN THE GUTTER

robert got the godvice going

>>132088648
While other US cities have higher crime per capita, Chicago has more incidents total and interesting police activity.

>>132088648
>Does "Gary" have a police scanner, then?
if you press the globe button you can switch the cities in the youarelistening.to link
also, plenty of phone apps available to listen to any US city police scanner, they are all available online

Have tried others in cities that are way more black and dangerous, but they do not have the same feel as Chicago scanner, it is by far the most entertaining

>>132088491
IDK, found a one bedroom for only 855. I pay 1138 for a two bedroom in south Austin. It's the cheaper places. This town is too fucking expensive.

Looks like a decent place. IDK, mulling it over. I have no real attachment to Austin. Just lived here too long. How's the job market in Houston? I'm assuming the pay is comprable to Austin.

>>132088515
trying to recall all the world filters active

moot
desu
senpai
mods
faggot

File: 1472590066911.jpg (113KB, 462x349px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 462x349px

>>132088648
>Is owning a gun that is illegally purchased illegal
well, if it wasn't legally purchased, I'm gonna venture a guess of
no

>>132088855
cuck in all caps

File: mormon4.png (135KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 1920x1080px

motherfucking loud music and fireworks

>>132088648
You see, if they aren't supposed to be able to purchase a gun because they are a felon, it also implies they can't own a gun. As for the police scanner in Gary, as other anons have said, Chicago scanner is just more interesting.

>>132088881
Question was pretty straight forward, and honestly if it's our "God Given Right" to bear arms per the 2nd amendment, having an ""illegal""" firearm is a bit strange to a foreigner.

>>132088926
This is going to good places.

>2 male whites in the middle of the street in an altercation, another male was coming at them

File: mormon6.png (137KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 1920x1080px

>>132088984
i wish. its not as fun as it was 4-5 years ago on /b/.

File: gun-001.jpg (3MB, 3072x2304px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3072x2304px

>>132088648
>Is owning a gun that is illegally purchased illegal?
Yes,

However 99% of the time if you illegally buy a gun, you have a status that just possessing a gun will be a violation.

Fun fact, blackpowder weapons are not viewed as guns.

>about 50 people hanging out and being loud
>SUV going a high rate of speed near Central park

>>132088917
KEK DESU SENPAI

>drag racers at Wacker and Columbus

>>132089088
Time to get my hands on a Henry Rifle.

>>132088773
Yeah, we traveled all the way across the road that runs along the gulf from Galveston to New Orleans, but spent some time in Abbeville and drove around that area to check it out. Way nicer than New Orleans. Folks down there eat everything that moves and make it all taste good. I love it.

>>132089088
>Fun fact, blackpowder weapons are not viewed as guns.
gotta love it, can purchase one as a kit in plastic clear packaging at the sporting goods store

File: 7915afedbcf9f9942abdd30bb976a345d318563f424d442b8e1be2a697b7f9f9.jpg (202KB, 1355x900px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 1355x900px

>>132088855
I had no idea there was a wordfilter for moot, what is it my dude?

>>132088810
I was born Rhodesian (though I don't remember any of it) if that's what you're meaning to say.
>>132088822

Thanks for the info regarding Chicago! Another question you don't mind it. Are the police in the city largely white, or coloured, or are they black? I'm only interested because the voices on the scanner seem all sorts of accents, really.
>>132088825

Cheers! Admittedly, Chicago seems a hell of a lot more active, right in spite of Gary being the source of it all.

File: zatarains.jpg (91KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 1280x720px

>>132089218
>taste good
pic related
i always take a little sip straight out of the bottle of it when i'm making boiled peanuts, never had the reaction pictured

File: 1498648961910.gif (17KB, 648x518px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 648x518px

>>132088975
>rights can never be stripped
we don't let felons vote either, genius

File: cpdcvsdiversitymayne.jpg (2MB, 2048x2048px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2048x2048px

>>132089260
very diverse

File: 99617d758d96bb3b9c4dc6d06b1aa4d5797e96c6fe13794cc46960e59191b3ba.jpg (33KB, 574x382px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 574x382px

>>132089296
good god, man
splash some on before you go out on the town too

>>132089218
abbeville used to be such a quaint little town. But nigs have begun to take it over. Crime is terrible there. Yes you were on hwy 90, about 5 miles from abbeville is a little group of towns if you blink you miss them, Erath and delcambre. Delcambre is wear you enter vermillion bay through southwest pass. o its a major hub for shrimpers. ive lived all over the united states and no where can you find people like old cajuns. They are insulted if you dont eat, you are expected to stay for dinner. Cooking is how we show our love. i came back here when i retired.But katrina really fucked our area, nola nigs have changed this area. its sad.

>>132089249
think it was sigourney?

Dude it must be annoying as fuck to be a cop listening to all these clusterfucks of calls coming in all night and knowing it's not even 2am yet.

>people selling balloons full of nitrous

>2 young male blacks selling nitrous in a yellow balloon, they have a tank with them

>>132089495
>splash some on before you go out on the town too
I like to clap it on my cheeks like aftershave and scream like Macauley Culkin on Home Alone

File: hubigs.jpg (604KB, 2048x1362px) Image search: [Google]

604KB, 2048x1362px

>>132089296
I could use some hand pies.

Oh shit, the Nitrous Mafia is in Chicago for the Dead and Company shows.

>>132089226
Yeah, I have thought about buying a black-powder rifle for fun.

>>132089296
Everything Zatarain's is fucking good.

I'm also on my third hour and it's all starting to blur together.

>>132089249
moot used to become sigourney

>>132089602
>Oh shit, the Nitrous Mafia is in Chicago for the Dead and Company shows.
Medie, Five Dollars

File: 1490036801962.jpg (794KB, 1920x2711px) Image search: [Google]

794KB, 1920x2711px

>>132089649
Oh I thought you meant it was a current wordfilter.

Hooo boy listen to that Robert's deep ass voice. getting me hot

File: wook.jpg (32KB, 500x331px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 500x331px

>>132089681
NO DEALS FOR CUSTIES BRAH

File: 1498971164202.png (242KB, 484x605px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 484x605px

>>132089566
>turns out to be He, they just lulin

>>132089296
what does it taste like straight out of the bottle

File: reisings.jpg (312KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

312KB, 1280x960px

>>132089602
>I could use some hand pies.
also those are delicious, some killer food in the NOLA area, love to get Reising's baguettes at the Rouse's
Fuck I want beignets and cafe au lait now

>10-12 people being loud

File: 1497200120523.jpg (70KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 600x800px

>>132089188
>Wacker
where you get wacked

>>132089829
breddie gud, it's like salty heat hard to describe, definitely can't take a big swig but tiny little microsips are great

File: 1480357222490.jpg (1MB, 1376x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1376x1080px

>>132089546
when is last call?

>>132085245
BAD DREAM BABYYYYY

File: Biting-lip.jpg (2MB, 1600x1067px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1600x1067px

Loud music pisses Robert off.

>they found a man in the hallway beat up

>suicide attempt call

File: lower wacker ricer racers.jpg (86KB, 620x465px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 620x465px

>>132089919
That section of Lower Wacker is where all the Fast and Furious wannabes hang out and race. A couple of them hit a light pole the other day and blew up in a fireball. Passenger killed instantly, driver committed suicide.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-woman-killed-after-car-strikes-poll-bursts-into-flames-on-northside-20170626-story.html

>suicidal man with a weapon

aw shit

>Wants to commit suicide
>armed with weapons

Bet they shoot him trying to stop him killing himself.

>>132089852
i go to rouse's every wednesday morning to do my shopping. Their sales run wednesday to wednesday so double the items on sale that day. (im a tight wad) We dont have any beignet shops here, most people make them from scratch. We do have a donut shop so good you have to drive around the block a half dozen times to get a parking spot. Apple fritters, kolaches, and the best king cakes for madi gras. they even ship them.

>>132090242
damn looks like it might have been a GTR

>>132090242
>hit a light pole the other day and blew up in a fireball
You'd think playing GTAV for 20 seconds would be enough warning.

File: 1486410499472.jpg (45KB, 352x351px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 352x351px

>>132090242
mfw the dark knight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dinrz-M3jnk

>white man getting a white chick

>>132090353
Suicide is illegal!

File: 1491635577381.gif (2MB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2048x1152px

>NINETEEN
>NINETEEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>132090533
forced to keep ones own live. oppression.

File: 1473428512684.jpg (44KB, 506x506px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 506x506px

>>132090533
how else would police have the legal authority to try and stop it
if it was your family member, you'd agree

security guard flashin his gun at the mcdonalds. lmao

>>132090355
love double wednesdays
only beignet specific place i know of around here is about a 45min ride to a tourist trap beach town, but they're actually as good as cafe du monde, they use a premade dough mix that is from wisconsin of all places got them to show me how to make them perfect years ago
only 2 places I know of close by that have them, one they're just ok and give lemon wedges to squeeze on your sugar, not too bad
the other place I haven't tried but have been meaning to, they give em away free on Tuesdays with any purchase apparently

something else I love to eat but have been too lazy to make for a a couple of years, have a box of dough mix in the cupboard just need to do em up some time soon

File: 5shots.jpg (3KB, 125x70px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x70px

AH AH AH

File: 1472591731303.jpg (68KB, 604x592px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 604x592px

>23 people shot, 5 fatally, in city shootings
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-shootings-violence-20170630-story.html

>someone hit her friend with a bottle
>refuses to answer questions

>caller states someone hit her friend with a bottle, caller refuses to answer questions

>>132090910
slow Saturday considering 17 shot and 2 dead for friday

File: 1451709821791.jpg (43KB, 640x853px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 640x853px

>more bottles
like last night

File: yum.jpg (46KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 500x500px

>>132090767
you do know cafe du monde makes a mix right? i found it in a grocery store when i was living in missouri. its not bad at all. a good black iron dutch oven and thermometer and you can get pretty close.

>man slumped over the wheel at Shiller and Lakeshore drive

>>132091112
F

File: fried biscuits.jpg (12KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 225x225px

>>132091046
Have you ever fried canned biscuits? I cut them in half or fourths and fry them and toss them in cinnamon sugar or dust with powdered sugar. Not quite as good a beignet, but way better than it sounds. They go from perfect to charcoal in a matter of seconds though, gotta watch them.

>>132091046
>>132091046
yup thats exactly the one i've got, they even sell it in walmart here
rouses should have several different brands
the secret to getting them to pop the way they do it in the cafe is getting dough mixture exact portions, refrigerating it overnight, get the thickness exactly what the box says, then hold them down on the bottom under your fry basket while they puff
the way they make the dough at cafe du monde is a little different, seen it on a documentary but the exact process and ingredients is supposed to be a closely guarded secret, but can definitely make them just as good with pre made dough

up in Memphis one time they opened a place called "beignet cafe" that was just straight awful, seemed to be nothing but niggers there, they brought me what was basically a big ass lump of dough dropped in a deep fryer looked almost like a funnel cake, I asked them what the fuck is this, explained what I expected and they said "oh yeah that new orleans style, we don't have them yet"

File: lips -2-.jpg (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>muh loud music

>>132091134
Probably just drunk.

>>132090622
ooh so good senpai

just went away for 3 minutes and came back to hear

>..on the 3rd floor is the male beating a female inside

>>132091234
yes they kind of remind me of those chinese donuts you get with takeout. im an old cajun grandma so most of my stuff comes from scratch. i do homemade drop biscuits and gravy every sunday morning. i make a cinnamon struesal coffee cake served with a cup of dark roast community that could make you die a happy man

>>132090993
That's a good six hours out of date though.

>mermermermermermermermer

>wtf

MERMERMERMER

New beignet i mean new bread
>>132091470
>>132091470

Police line do not cross
>>132091470
>>132091470


New beignet i mean new bread
>>132091470
>>132091470

Police line do not cross
>>132091470
>>132091470

File: gravy.jpg (39KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 500x375px

>>132091416
My family is originally from Kentucky. My granny taught me how to make homemade biscuits and gravy. It's the best breakfast of all time.

File: agro-reacts.png (303KB, 462x316px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 462x316px

Male shot nineteen times. Madison/California.

>>132090659
It's a bad precedent. The government should have no business in defending you from yourself. Eventually the government will take it upon itself to protect you from overeating into obesity.

File: 1497541333777.png (36KB, 235x235px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 235x235px

LOUD MARIACHI BAND