Yellowstone Get Comfy Thread

>>130661703
>KeK says
How are you not absolutely disgusted by yourself at this point?

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I bought 26 cases of water and 200 cans of beans yesterday.

>>130661703
you may be waiting a while

>>130661703

You couldn't be bothered to read the sources you provided?

>“The actual hazard is the same, but now we have a much better understanding of the complete crustal magma system,” says study co-author Robert B. Smith, a research and emeritus professor of geology and geophysics at the University of Utah.

>>130661703
We deserve this for our decadence. We have forgotten God and chased our own selfish desires. We ridicule those who try to follow His laws and celebrate anyone who brazenly violates His righteous ways.

And don't try to pin this on the left. Stormweenies are just as responsible with their "muh based paganism" and "muh dead k*ke on a stick".

God gave us countless chances to repent. Instead we ignored Him and embraced a false frog idol. This is our sentence. We can only hope that as individuals we might receive His mercy, either by carrying His message on into the new world which is about to be born, or by receiving eternal life in Heaven.

I will pray for you, /pol/, and I hope you pray too.

>>130661703
Rise Yellowstone arise

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>>130661703
>mfw it might actually happening soon
>mfw the grain belt, and more than half of all fertile soil in the U.S. is completely decimated
>mfw the U.S. is forced to stop rationing out food to the third world out of sheer necessity
>mfw the U.S. is forced to not take any more refugees, to stop making up fake problems, and to stop funding globalism
>mfw Yellowstone will force us to become strong again

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man maps out the entire end of days going by the script of the bible perfectly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxu71hL_2D0

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Don't forget to praise her

>>130663006
that was two years ago

again people forget... whatever happened yesterday doesn't matter if something different is happening today

>>130663476
Amen brother, I'll pray with you.

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The universe is cruel

Yellowstone would be the ultimate happening, it would be a lot of fun, but the universe is too cruel to allow us that

There will be no happening for us

>>130664741
You fool, this is gods work

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>>130664342
The stock market will instantly crash due to speculation. All investments in affected areas are kaput (buried under ash). The food/crop market in the united states is dead, all that goes to 0. Doesn't matter if there are panic controls on the market or not, it'll still go to 0.

This will bring down the entire world economy. Also dont forget that even though only the US and southwest canada are affected by the ash, the ash that goes real high in the atmosphere will cover the whole planet in darkness.

In economic terms thats going to fuck economies too - because you will have No Crops next year, or the year after that, or the year after that. It will become very unprofitable to get into or remain in agriculture.

> force us to become strong again

You bet.

The problem remains about what to do about the FOOD issue. We'll be fine for about the nexy 6-12 months but after that...

>>130661703
your flag says snek but your map says meheeco

>>130665285
Choke on cock cunt

I would have thought any trace of the stock markets would crash to zero in a matter of hours, if not days.

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>>130665156
>There will be no happening

its like you dont even know what sept 23 is

fucking damnit dude

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>>130665156
it would be a good way to die

being shot by rural hicks wanting all your food and stuff, but knowing that if you didn't then youd probably die a much more painful death, and it would all occur under the ominous depths of the upper ash cloud

no worries about getting to the hospital, your chest aches from the gunshot and you just get cold and die

>>130665499
Its exactly like Y2K, 2012, and every other apocalypse prophecy, absolutely fucking nothing

>>130665427
speculation builds on speculation too

if the US economy is tanking and everyone knows why - everyone else is going to sell just to GTFO with their money before it reaches their economy.

This all occurring before the Ash or doom cloud actually gets anywhere. It probably wouldn't have even made it to Kansas by then (itll take about a week for the ash/cloud to get across the midwest)

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>>130665631
>mayan pagan spics is the same thing as a prophecy from the bible

>>130665932
Yes, it is exactly the same thing, its nothing

I'm gonna raid Mormons and take their stock of food they store.

>>130665597
Sounds nice.

>>130662752
get a bunch of rice too, the cheapest long grain stuff (or if you got money, get Parboiled, it cooks really nice)

that way if you want to eat on it, you can actually fix up healthy stuff with it

>>130665631
....M
BLOOD
....O
....N

>>130661703
Yellowstone already erupted, dude. We are all dead... Where have you been?

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Check these double digits and accept that Yellowstone is going off - TONIGHT

>>130666392
Don't tempt god

>>130661703
>reddit kook

>>130666752
>>130666392

thats precisely what we're doing, and the yellowstone eruption is behind schedule, as far as we're concerned

>>130664741
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

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Posting volcanic Pepe to encourage the awakening of Yellowstone.

>>130662752
>cans of beans
>cans
nigga, you retarded

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>>130666392
SATAN NO!!!

It's not going to happen.

>>130661703
Let the Lord judge this wicked nation.

>>130667233
He has judged, and given you digits.

>>130664741
Fuck no I ain't meming this one into reality. I don't want to see the world collapse

What are you doomsdayfags sliding?

>>130667305
But that's the only way to save it from the savages

>>130667305
It wouldn't fuck over the entire Earth dumbass, just most of the entire west coast anons. As an East coast anon, I could give a damn. The niggers and shitskins wouldn't survive such dire circumstances, while all the whites would survive underground and arise from the literal ashes to a world free of degeneracy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqczaF0KT3Q

>THE HAPPENINGS, predicted the ron paul meme
>See you in September 2.3
>"there is danger in the summer moon above", august eclipse coming
>Original version is 2:31 length

Joel 2:31
The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD come.

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>>130665285
>>130666921
>>130664741

Good Luck Yellowstone - Chan!
I Love You Yellowstone - Chan!
And choke on cock cunt


Anyone living up there near mount doom will die quickly... when that volcano goes off its probably going to explode like krakatoa, im going to guess like 1500-2500 Megatons.

So that whole area is going to be just like Mt. Saint Helens, rocky shrapnel blast and people's houses will just be slammed with rocks the size of landslide boulders like a bowling alley.
> not to mention the shockwave, which will probably blow out windows as far away as kansas

And they will all be buried, nobody will be able to find the places they used to live, they'll be under tens of meters of ash concrete shit. And Lava Flow to follow after that.

Nothing will happen suck my cock

>>130664741

I love you Yellowstone chan !

But you better deliver you flaming whore, it's fucking 35c here so you better deliver on that nuclear winter.

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>>130664741
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE- CHAN!

>>130661703
fucking nothing.

>>130661703

yall niggers fucked

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>>130661703
So all Americans will die soon?

>>130661703
Relax guys, there's only like a 1 in 700000 chance it will blow this year.

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>>130667534
You're schizophrenic. You need a med-check.

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>>130667754
More like pic related. West coast is fucked, East coast would survive the initial effects but would need to do some preparation to survive the ashes carried on the winds later on. More than likely whites would survive and shitskins would die due to shit survival skills.

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Not gonna happen (i wish it did blow), but how can they plot a southeasterly trajectory when in the summer months, there is tons of hot air convection coming up from the Gulf (every year)?

It will just blow east....northeast

>>130667971
Why do you believe an outbreak is realistic? Are there any significant changes in volcanic activities lately?

I even made my screensaver a picture of the Yellowstone caldera to further fuel this happening. We deserve this.

>>130668193
Well for the most part, I don't. The idea is interesting to me though. I also was one of the ones who thought Trump wouldn't become President. Logic has been defied before.

>>130665499
This, we're in for Wojac's second coming

>>130662752
You can do whatever you want. Yellowstone would kill the whole planet. It would very hard to survive if you are in the USA

>>130668485
Explain how the entire planet would be fucked, and not just forcing the USA to live underground for a long time (and leaving the niggers to die on the surface)?

Dust masks and gallons of water a viable prepping route?

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>>130667619

All its going to take is something like an 8.0 Magnitude quake at this point.

The magma has forced itself into crevices and when that happens its going to open a hell of alot of fissures and weakened rock. All that pressurized magma is going to break into those and find a way to the surface.

And when it does, it will widen and break those fissures even more (like rape) and when it opens up enough of that you'll have a Detonation.

No upswell on the ground, until it was actually erupting. From the first pop to the big Bang would probably only be a few hours... especially due to secondary quakes being caused by this.


>>130667756

Actually its 1/730000 chance Per Day, not per year. The only time ive heard it mentioned per year was in this article (thats a typo).

But thats assuming things were going at the same rate as before. Obviously thats changed.

>>130668010
It goes so high in the air that its above the jet stream currents. There's enough of it up there to push itself outward. We're talking like 50 Miles altitude, this shit will reach space.

But what you're saying is correct, when it begins to fall down it will get hit by the air currents and probably pushed in a straight east direction.

Please also dont forget the practically immediate effect that all this Darkening of the atmosphere will have under that cloud. The temperatures will fall pretty dramatically just within a few days. That will affect the weather.

Dont forget about apocalyptic dust storms made up of the ash too. There will be so much of it that itll get swept up and blown around.

Now if we could just have real monsters start appearing amid the chaos that would be perfection. I always wanted to die in a survival horror/post apoc game.

>>130668943
Any comments on this and possibly more to add to it? >>130668901

>>130668901
Any mask you use needs to have an MERV of 9 or higher to filter volcanic particulates.

>>130669183
would surplus gas masks suffice?

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>>130668699

> noSun
> hydroponics cost money, resources
> people dont work or organize without money, even if their lives are on the line.

Also itll be cold af outside, US temps are going to be like 60F during the summer and completely below zero (and buried in snow) during the winter. The snow may not melt until June.

And no Engines are going to run with all that ash in the air, including the ash swept up into dust storms. No cars, no trains, no helicopers or planes, no trucks. Unless its specially outfitted military shit that needs filters changed every fifteen miles.

Vehicular use will always be an iffy subject after this.

>>130666899
Checked for satanic and double digits

>>130665499
>>130665932
If it gives exact dates, then it's not a bible prophecy. These are false flag images designed to subvert your Christian faith and catch you off guard when it ACTUALLY hits you.

Remember Shimitmah? Remember CERN? It's not happening.

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>>130668901
bruh if it happens yu gun get raped

>>130669147
If the supervolcano erupted, two possibilities exist, either: we all would die, or most people die and whites find ways to survive. Personally, the first possibility is least satisfactory for me but probably a good thing when looking at how shitty the world has become. The second option is what makes me actually want it to happen to a degree. Especially if we prepared.

>>130665285
Food can be grown in labs under controlled conditions. It'll be more expensive but food shortages won't happen, even in the case of a global winter.

>>130669253
If it's rated for CBRN. The M61 NATO filter standard will do this, but in an ash environment, you'll be changing the filer every 4-5 hours.

It's much cheaper to buy paper HEPA maskes rated MERV 9+.

>>130663476
>>>130661703 (OP)
>We deserve this for our decadence. We have forgotten God and chased our own selfish desires. We ridicule those who try to follow His laws and celebrate anyone who brazenly violates His righteous ways.
>And don't try to pin this on the left. Stormweenies are just as responsible with their "muh based paganism" and "muh dead k*ke on a stick".
>God gave us countless chances to repent. Instead we ignored Him and embraced a false frog idol. This is our sentence. We can only hope that as individuals we might receive His mercy, either by carrying His message on into the new world which is about to be born, or by receiving eternal life in Heaven.
>I will pray for you, /pol/, and I hope you pray too.
Shut the fuck up drone

>>130669450
I'm fine, I live near a decent cave system, I was just wondering what to stock pile.

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>>130661703
GTFO Shill

>>130662752
Remind me to not stand downwind from you, especially not if I'm smoking

O-pea, 4 words:

We're not that lucky.

Go back to quiet desparation, degenerative disease and poverty.

That is all.

>>130666899
I wouldn't call it defying his grace, I only hope that maybe it would be his way of erasing the corrupt. But deep down I know the idea is an insane one to suggest. I don't believe that God can be tempted in such a way by mortals, he has more important things to care about.

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>>130668901
If you're anywhere in the grain belt you need to have a Road Atlas (not gps) and have a route planned to get as far southeast of the volcano as possible...

> the reason for a road atlas is so you can plot Highway routes and Backroads routes, without relying on Interstates. And also so you can check where the Bridges are over the Mississippi River.

If you know anybody on the east coast or southeast you need to be heading in their direction when it happens.

You'll need a (hand)gun and a couple boxes of ammo just to be safe on the road. As long as its not a revolver and you've got at least 5 mags - you ought to be fine (just in case). Pic related is only a suggestion among many, a common caliber like 9mm would be better.

> Dust masks

That can be improvised, look up ways to do it, ive seen one using a cut up milk jug that has filter stuffed into the normal opening of the jug. Its not going to become an issue until the ash reaches the new area youll be at.

Rather than stock water I would recommend looking into water filters. Whether its expensive alex jones stuff or just common filters doesn't matter, the point is to be able to purify water later so you can literally get it out of a Stream rather than compete for it with other people.

Food is going to be a bigger issue, you'll need food for the road trip but you're going to need a way to get food. Money may not work.

> methinking stocking up on a fuckton of cheap Lighters might be a good barter tool, the ability to start fire is important for people
> and maybe getting a fuckton of gasoline in portable canisters in your trunk.

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>>130667461
>The niggers and shitskins wouldn't survive such dire circumstances, while all the whites would survive underground and arise from the literal ashes to a world free of degeneracy.

Sounds oddly familiar

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>>130669421
thats because youre blue pilled and dont care about observing the signs and the times of his coming exactly as jesus commanded to do

youre the one letting down your faith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_l2yS6H2o

(he explains how 2015 is tied into 2017)

>>130662752
You're gonna have a Yellowstone in ur pants soon

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Guess all non mainlands states and territories will be the New America then.

>>130670243
Deep Appalachia, guns we good on, stream in my front yard.
I might live folks.

>>130669961
supposedly god said he'd destroy the world with fire this time, he would not destroy it with water like before

> a volcano is fire if I ever saw it
> and three days of darkness sounds like volcano plume shit

>>130669933
maybe god will grant us mercy from all this misery and just end all of this
> god is merciful isnt he?

>live in Nebraska
well i'm fucked, but at least i have a good view of it coming

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>>130667100
check'em

>>130670365
>Claims to have more faith
>Gives proofs by the word of some guy
>Thinking some guy speaks for God himself
I am a Catholic and I can't stand when people do this kind of shit. Nobody except the Lord speaks for God himself. To say that you know what God is thinking or what God plans to do is nothing but heresy as it implies that you believe that you are of the same power as the Lord.

>>130670243
>fuckton of gasoline

You better condition it with STA-BIL or AMSOIL, especially if it is high octane.

>>130670253
I support this.
I didnt know about winter-chan but im 100% for it.

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So this is why there is so much government interest in Antarctica.

>>130670704
>>130667100
there's seriously so many checks when it comes to yellowstone, its almost like we're talking about trump getting elected

>>130664741
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

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>>130670727
>god says in genesis he put the stars in the sky for the purpose of giving signs and seasons and dates to people

>gets mad when people do it

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>>130670988
I seem to keep getting numbers on this subject over and over again...

>>130670742
Im thinking its more like as soon as Anything actually happens up there - he goes and tanks up with the gas.

If he's lucky he can get to the store and beat the rush or at least be near the front of the line. Since he knows what to look for, any real weird reports about yellowstone and he knows there's probably only hours or days left before it blows bigtime.

And if it doesn't, he can just put the gas in his car.

>>130669343

>no cars

Tesla bitch.

>>130664741
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

>>130671375
Well, there's so much ethanol in our gas these days, it won't store for more than 3 months before becoming a mess that will gum up an engine without stabilizer.

>>130665285
>Also dont forget that even though only the US and southwest canada are affected by the ash, the ash that goes real high in the atmosphere will cover the whole planet in darkness.
Oh my, where have I read about that before?

https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Darkening-Sun-Moon-And-Stars
Oh yes, in the Bible about the darkening of the sun and moon and tribulation upon the earth and distress of nations.
Don't be surprised when it's happening! Remember, Jesus told you so! You better be on His good side when shit hits the fan!

>>130670988
confirmed.
it's getting fuken spooky again.

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>>130671376

Advanced Tech would be free to come out since the globalists would get hung during all this mess.

So electric cars definitely could be a thing. The problem is who is going to make them?

Who is going to take the hybrids we've already got and retrofit them with whatever (infinity generator gizmo) provides the power?

I mean we'd definitely have a reason to tell Business to BTFO since this is the survival of the human race at stake. Free energy killing petroleum is a sidenote to that.

It would solve most of the problems, being able to keep the heat turned on, keep the hydroponics going and have electric cars that didnt care about the ash that always gets kicked up.

The problem I wonder is still... who is going to do this, and with what incentive to get people working. This could form the basis/backbone of a new economy to get things rolling again, but its going to take some serious work from people who actually know what they're doing - and not getting shot by accident in the process.

>>130665499
So what will happen?

>>130671785
nah it lasts for a good while.

>>130667100
Are you seriously going to use meme magic to force Yellowstone to bring chaos upon our realm?
Then again, Kek does like his chaos.

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>>130664741
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

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>>130672364
I wish it

maybe if I wasnt a homeless neet and had a comfier life id be less inclined, but then again maybe not - we need chaos to produce real change

>>130664741
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

>>130664741
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

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>>130672285
birth of the children of god into their new bodies

thats what it means when it says the women is with child

>>130665499
Shemitah again?

>>130667451
>whites choose the Samsom Option via memed supervolcano
A fitting end to the world I'd say

>>130667619
>So that whole area is going to be just like Mt. Saint Helens, rocky shrapnel blast and people's houses will just be slammed with rocks the size of landslide boulders like a bowling alley.
MSH was less about shrapnel and flying boulders and more about mud. When MSH erupted it spewed a ton of hot ash into the atmosphere, yes, but it also more or less liquified a large chunk of the mountain. That mud was incredibly hot and destroyed the land immediately surrounding the mountain and destroyed lakes and rivers. I grew up around there and remember the eruption, and it took a long fucking time before that area looked anything like a blasted landscape.

tl;dr - MSH is a good model for ash distribution and effects, but other than that Yellowstone will be quite different.

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>>130672795
>schemitah
>all the movies with september 23 had no year at the end

>>130671319
"God" also said in genesis that the earth has a physical firmament above it and that the sun was created after the earth. Only a retard bases their worldview on some kike powerfantasies.

>>130664741
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE- CHAN!

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>>130674213
those are both true

do i have to make this a flat earth thread

>>130664741
>GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN
>I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

Wait a sec. What if we just kill all the niggers, and take over sub-saharan Africa? The ash will have a hard time crossing the equator. I guess Australia would be ok, too.

>>130674530
Flat earthers are unique snowflake -tier retards who fell for a psyop. Unless you're one of the rare christians who actually read what the bible say about the cosmos and believe it, but that makes you a fucking retard as well.

>>130671376

>Tesla has no moving parts that would be vulnerable to abrasive volcanic ash
>The power will be on so I can recharge my Tesla

>>130661703
>The threat level of an eruption remains the same, and the chamber just adds to the understanding of the park. You know, the understanding of it as a giant volcano that could create a crater at least 25 miles wide if it were to blow, and send volcanic ash into the sky that could blot out the sun.
>The threat level of an eruption remains the same

Just jump of a cliff if you wanna die so much

>>130665285
Your retarded agricultural business will become extremely profitable food prices will skyrocket

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>>130661703
I literally live on the edge of the red circle, can you stop memeing this?

>>130665597
Rural hicks will be the only ones with food since they are the ones who make it. It will be rural hicks doing the shooting though because city fahs can't do anything without muh government.

>>130675808
plan for a hasty retreat on the road - check plans posted earlier in thread, you'll get the shockwave for sure but maybe youll still get away, head east and south and have an atlas

A super volcano eruption is a mass extinction event by all normal barometers. So it's not just the burgers, they're just unlucky enough to sit on top of it. It's like 90%+ of us. Can't wait.

There's a lot of earthquake around the planet recently. Watch videos from "dutchsinse" on YouTube to get a better understanding. He actually doesn't think Yellowstone will erupt, though

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>>130675251
globe earth is the psy op and billions have fell for it

>>130675808


You get to die quick. The rest of us enjoy an global ecological collapse

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>>130666392
>>130666752
>>130666899
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>130661703
DO IT FAGGOT

>>130676138

Flat earth is a hoax and you are one of like 7 people to fall for it.

>>130665888
Checked... Ks faggot here... Hope I have time to gtfo of dodge when it blows. Maybe summer solstice?

Nuclear or rather Volcanic Ash Winter
Worldwide crops gets fucked.
Loosing major part of population.

Could acctualy help this overcrowded planet. Like wiping out 70% world population.

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>>130664741
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

May the eruption bring new riches to the surface!

>>130661703
I've been seeing these threads for ages. Nothing has happened so far, why should it now?

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>>130676347
7 people? flat earth videos have got millions of views on youtube now

you cant stop it scum

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>>130676347
i got to be a one man horsey today

>>130676551
thats a fallacy
> oh it didnt happen before, so it cant happen now

>>130676864
And a clock is right twice a day. If you say it long and often enough, it might happen, but that doesn't mean that you predicted it.

>>130676675


that's you and the other 6 six dozy cunts with a couple hundred thousand views each.

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call me when the seismographs start harmonising

Just nuke the fucking thing... controlled demolition

This might be the best opportunity to stop the Jewnited States of America from conquering the world, hope Russia, China and their dogs are prepared.

>>130676551
Because school is out for the summer. These threads show up every summer and always scream about MUH CALDERA GONNA ASPLOD!!!! when it gets hot in Wyoming and melts the asphalt, as it does every year.

>>130677616

you'd rather those boys running shit?

>>130676675
So are all pilots part of the vast round earth conspiracy? Those that fly around the world navigate based off of the idea that the earth is in fact a sphere

Yellowstone would be a mass extinction event. Most Americans would die from the ash or heat and the rest of the world would starve to death

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>>130677749
no they just fuckin fly

>>130668699
unless you have over 50m you'd be fucked

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>>130664741
Good Luck Yellowstone - Chan!

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>>130661703
KeK wills it

>>130676675
You realize most people watch those videos to laugh or get mad at the stupidity of them, right? Weird Chinese cartoon videos of Elsa getting eye surgery to the tune of a children's song get more views.

>>130670365
Again, actual, specific dates = Into the trash it goes

>>130677878
And what happens if you hit the edge? Do you fall of the edge of the world? Whats on the other side?

>>130677749
You can't navigate open ocean under the premise that you're on a disc either, so add everyone with a boat larger than a dinghy to the conspiracy too.

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>thread derailed by flatearthtards

just fucking end this earth already

>>130676675
Yea, I've watch a couple videos to see how they try to explain away the motion of pendulum. Fukeking hillarious when, they want you to have an open scientific mind about flat earth, but then have nothing close to a explanation for the motion of it.

>>130678213

Its a cia psyop to see how stupid people are, whether they'll believe something just because of constant hearsay even despite evidence against it. One of those "lie until it becomes truth" sort of things.

> even the church was willing to accept the earth being round and not being the center of the universe
> galileo got in trouble for other reasons

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>>130678408
pic

>>130678251
that man in the video isnt even a date setter he says it 100 times hes just pointing out the signs of god

ur a retard to ignore it

>>130678213
ya cuz theyre living in zombie mode already programmed to laugh at it ill show you the illuminati card 1 sec

Yellowstone volcano will erupt on 21 August 2017 at 11:35am local time.
Screencap it.

>>130665285
CHOKE ON COCK CUNT
does that mean that if the stock market crashes the value of cryptocurrency hits the wall too?

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>>130664741
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

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>>130678213
the flat earthers know something

>>130678812
Given the very real possibility that internet will be terminally fucked, and airfreight and shipping will be on triage, cryptocurrency will be largely useless.

>>130678748
What's on the other side of the ice wall?

>>130678812
>>130679130

very likely, it has even less intrinsic value than cash

its like arcade tokens pretty much, its only worth something in a certain context

>>130661703
>estados unidos
fucking spics

ITT: Autistic doomsday cult posters

nuclear generators + fuck tone of hydroponics and mushrooms that grow great in the dark

Am I forgetting something? I am not saying that everyone will survive, perhaps only a select few, the chosen if you will. People live in Russia in -50 degrees just fine and even oil extraction doesn't really need the sun.

>>130679130
wouldn't you still be able to use them in other countries where the internet isn't ruined
>>130678809
how would an MA fag prosper in yellowstone my oracle?

>>130664741
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

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>>130678669
i dont even know what that is so why dont you look at the evidence that is being presented

fukker

>>130679130
the dome probably
you aint fallin off into space tho

>>130661703
Dream event: 2040 arrives and Yellowstone still hasn't erupted yet. Demographics have shifted to the point where whites are a minority and the minorities are now the majority. Leftshit have reached full reich mode and deport all whites back to Europe.

Day after the last white leaves, Yellowstone finally erupts.

>>130679733
You'll be ok. There's a stream of wind that travels south west, down the Appalachian mountains. Much of the ash will flow down the ridge line. You would be safer in NFL though.

>>130679733
I would, however, get used to eating human flesh. In the long term, there's going to be a famine.

>>130664741
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

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Yellowstone
Yellowstone
Thy time hath commeth
Arise Arise
And ASH THIS WORLD!

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>mfw I'm an australian dual citizen

>>130679733
>wouldn't you still be able to use them in other countries where the internet isn't ruined
The US is such an integral part of the internet that a hit like that to the US will fuck with the internet entire. Cryptocurrency won't help you in a Yellowstone-style event. You'll need something physical to trade, ie currency, precious metals, objects valuable due to their utility.

>>130679835
>the dome probably
The dome?

>>130670845
what

Anyone else just hear that explosion??

So what would you need technically to survive the raining ash and cold weather? Will bottled water and preserved, packaged foods be the only edible items?

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>>130680407
>yfw every flight will be grounded the second that thing pops off because volcano ash will rapidly cover CONUS and you're stranded, looking at your passport as your lungs fill with toxic sulfur.

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>>130680689
I live on the east coast.

>>130680622
TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW OMG ITS HAPPENING

>>130661703
Kek didn't say shit because kek is NOT REAL!

>>130680634
Sure, so long as you have a year plus for each person in your household. Medicines for that same amount of time as well. Filters for whatever vents you have in your house will help, also be prepared to not be able to drive.

If you want to be able to go outside for any period of time you'll need the proper PPE.

>>130661703
>kek says
You know suicide is an option right? Fucking disgusting retard

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>>130661703
America will be covered in Ash.
Praise Kek.

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>>130667100
volcanic pepe, I will lend you my energy for a super explosion tonight

>>130669485
Lol, you dumb as fuck nigga

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>>130680450
>The dome?
Rocket hitting the flat earth dome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAcp3BFBYw4

>>130680948
this is better though
> we gets to take everyone else down with us

>>130676792
bruh if you've ever been on a plane you can see the curvature. If you've never been on a plane you should just buy a ticket to anywhere just to experience flying. you owe it to yourself.

>>130680894
Those digits say you are wrong.

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>>130664741
Good Luck Yellowstone - Chan!

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>>130664741
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

Earthquake hit my state. Pretty rare here too so it's just kinda adding to the LARP

www.ajc.com/news/local/breaking-earthquake-hits-augusta/9fnhLzx6nyeXrclQ7YHkiI/amp.html

>>130661703
It's gonna go off any geological minute now, guise!!

ANY

GEOLOGICAL

MINUTE

>>130681129
>>130681178

GPS satellites
stationary due to the rotation of the earth sphere, at 24,000 miles altitude

>>130661703
There was a yellow stone thread a year ago or so hyping it up. Why should I believe it now?

>>130681404
A bunch I mean

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>>130681178
the windows cause a bulging effect bro

theres no curve

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>>130661703
>estados Unidos
>gadsen flag to mask latino
fuck off fanboi
only we can make calderas great again
gg saged

>>130681404
I mean, it's true. Yellowstone is going to erupt any time now. Which, on a geological scale, means sometime in the next 100,000-500,000 years.

This is just 4chan being autistic. We'll be colonizing distant galaxies by the time yellowstone erupts.

>>130681520
man I've been in a flat windowed piper you have to be kidding me here.

>>130681129
So where did the shuttles go when they launched? Where do rockets that go to the ISS go?

How did this shit turn into a flat-erf debate? C'mon keep it on topic.
We're all going to die.

>>130662752
Friendly reminder that bottled water does expire and will taste awful. Not sure how long it lasts for though.

>>130681974
Don't get it too hot or cold either.

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>>130681520
the space station is obviously not curved in this photo, and the view lacks a full display of all of the oceans and continents
> literally, not flat

>>130681535
saging doesnt work when other people arent doing it, like the OP

>>130681974
Keep it out of the sun and it'll last a good long while

ITT:

NEETS so sad with their own lives that they wish this would happen. This kind of desperation is literally /b/ tier.

>>130681936
shills looking to slide the thread as they always do with yellowstone

no idea why, im guessing so it doesnt affect the stock market

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>>130682047

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>be /pol/
>bitch about "muh super volcano"
>nothing happens
>continues to bitch about "muh super volcano" on and off every year
>volcano eventually erupts in the 30th century
>see, /pol/ is always right

baka

>>130669485
It won't happen for the ultra prepared with stockpiled grow lights and secure, hidden locations, you mean.

It'll happen for 99.999% of everyone, though. Even assuming somehow that enough food magically gets produced anyway, the amount of hoarding, violence, and instability would make distribution fall completely apart.

Just look at Katrina. Now imagine that without outside aid pouring in and communication networks falling apart.

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>>130682047
.

>>130682338
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear what you said. It just fell flat, really, really flat. Maybe go find a friend with some nice big lungs to get your point across?

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>>130670822
more gospel for You friend

>>130664741
>1 post by this id

Is this just a stupid LARP? Could somebody with a brain explain the probability of anything happening with Yellowstone soon?

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>>130664741
Good luck yellowstone-chan!

>>130676792
>>130676138
>>130676138
>>130676138
>>130676138
>>130676138
LENSES LENSES LENSES LENSES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FLATEARTH BELIEVING RETARDS
take a picture of moon with ur phone, you can barely see the fucking moon. take a picture of a fking REAL CAMERA and WITH A NORMAL FUCKING LENSE and WHAT YOU KNOW THE MOON IS BIGGER DERP DERP DERPITY DERP MURICA TRUMP IS MAH PERSIDUNTH DUUUHDUHDUUUH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>130682817

>>130682817
TAKE A PICTURE WITH A REAL FUCKING CAMERA SORRY***********

>>130682564
Yo that shit looks pretty flat to me

>>130682889
HEY BOSS I FORGOT MY FUCKING ASTRONAUT SUIT TODAY.
THAT'S OK STEVE, JUST USE THE SCUBA FUCKING DIVING SUIT, YOU AREN'T GONNA BE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA TODAY

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>>130683073
>its fake
>wtf why didnt they make it real

Am I the only non edgy-neckbeard that is NOT excited for such a massive destruction in the world and civilization?

>>130670988
Worshiping numbers is satanic.

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>>130683451
we're just memeing
i think

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>>130664741
good luck yellowstone-chan!

>>130669421
This exactly.

>>130671906
Its almost like they experienced something similar... I wonder if any volcano ever erupted before the bible so they couldnt use it as an "act of god"? Nah, prophecies

>>130661703
Hyped.

You guys enjoying this LARP?

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>>130683862
>This exactly.

actually jesus commanded to watch for his coming lest he comes on you like a thief in the night

even though we might not know the exact day he even says in the video 10 times hes not a date setter and tries to avoid that

so no , not "this exactly"

>>130684125
It's fun.

>>130664741
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

Thread is dying, new thread. Migrate.

Join here:
>>130685715
>>130685715
>>130685715
>>130685715
>>130685715

>>130683478
>The universe is made by God
>Math is the language of God and his creation
>Worshipping the language of God is Satanic.
Ok guy.

>>130664741
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE CHAN!

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>>130670988
Checked.

>>130664342
Look at this nigger talking about muh refugees. Dickhead, Chicago will be covered in almost a foot of ash. CHICAGO. This will be the end of your life as you know it, if not just the end of your life. It'll be the end of civilzation as we know it. The only torchbearers of the modern civilzation will be the elites in bunkers and the few they bring along. We won't lose all our progress at least.