THE FINAL FUCKING HAPPENING

>>130601567
What if we archive that
https://archive.is/GXq6S

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"Earthquake swarms are common in Yellowstone and, on average, comprise about 50% of the total seismicity in the Yellowstone region."

"This is the highest number of earthquakes at Yellowstone within a single week in the past five years, but is fewer than weekly counts during similar earthquakes swarms in 2002, 2004, 2008 and 2010."

https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/vhp/updates.html

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!

>>130601567
reminder the morning of the eruption of Mt.Vesuvius numerous tremors and quakes were felt in pompeii.

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>>130601567
I predicted this. I posted last week and said there is going to be a major earthquake after a spirit warned me during an out of body experience. You should have listened.

I can't wait for the end, nothing to care about anymore since everyone is dead

>>130601567
>Newsweek

Hope you virgins aren't getting excited..

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>>130601567

>>130601793
dont be afraid leaf. the end will be quick.

>>130601567
I wonder what this faggot is trying to slide with this doomposting

ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

>>130601606
Fucking LEGEND!

We still have no fucking room, aight.

>>130601567
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES IS THIS SHIT GOING TO BE POSTED!?!?

For the past 5 years this shit is always posted every 2 months and nothing has happened...fuck off with the sliding threads you stupid mong.

>>130601867
Sure guy.

>Experts at the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) say the risk of an eruption at Yellowstone supervolcano is low—the current volcano alert level remains normal and the aviation color code, which provides information on the potential risk to fights, is green—meaning the volcano is in a normal, non-eruptive state.
>A spokesperson from the USGS and YVO tells Newsweek the current activity appears to be “slowly winding down” and that “no other geological activity has been detected.”
>The probability of a large eruption at Yellowstone in the next year is currently calculated at one in 730,000.
>However, the USGS also said that if Yellowstone were to erupt, it would likely be far smaller than the one modeled. They also described what would concerning signs of activity would constitute: "Yellowstone hasn't erupted for 70,000 years, so it's going to take some impressive earthquakes and ground uplift to get things started,” the team said in a press release.
>Even with explosions, earthquakes and notable ground uplift, the most likely volcanic eruptions would be the type that would have minimal effect outside the park itself.

All false happening fags should be gassed. Getting people's hopes up falsely is deplorable.

>>130601606
i love (you)

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>>130602682
>pulls some fucking FACTS out and bitch slaps doomsaying OP with them.

MUH NIGGA!

The thought of taking in large amounts of American refugees is seriously the worst possible Neanderthal migrant scenario.

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good. i'm ready to go.

>>130602682
?They'll always say don't panic everything's fine even as they all get on planes and leave for secure bases

>>130601567
If I live in Minnesota, how long after eruption would it take for me to find out? Instantly? 10 minutes? An hour? Pls halp.

>>130601606
it blocked

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>>130601567
yellowstone threads = slide threads

>>130602682
>one in 730000
as a Physicist I can tell you that events with much lower likelihoods' happen all the time throughout the cosmos - 1/730000 is not that small of a probability in the grand scheme of things.

>2.1 million years ago
Oh shit.

>>130603533
slide from what?

>>130604066
Why, slide right down into an onushing tide of superheated magma, of course'

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS
DID ANYONE ELSE
JUST FUCKING FEEL THAT

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>>130601567
10% chance of eruption within the next century. I think we'll be just fine. I'm more worried about the ultra progressive radical left communists than that.

>>130601567
It will erupt tonight. My uncle works at Nintendo confirmed it.

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NO

PLease don't meme this. I'm right on top of it

>>130601793

I've been doing all sorts of alternative research for the past 15 years or so. This yellowstone nonsense creeps up every few years or so. It's right up there with nibiru, the man-made sun, etc.

You are right, it's nothing.

>>130606438
Nice knowing you.

>>130606438
Wakey, Wakey Yellowstone

>>130606295
>http://www.newsweek.com/yellowstone-supervolcano-earthquake-swarm-eruption-risk-627189

u got ez death than

>>130601567
If the numbers appear, eruption in accord with total eclipse 2017.

>>130608136
Re-roll

>>130601793
>>130606583
Try every year on GLP and every other year on /pol/.
Face it, you've fallen for 4+ year old newfag bait.

>>130602601
Atheists BTFO

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Based on my calculations.
Some time this year is likely.
Sorry

>tfw florida
>tfw laughing my ass off as a third of america vanishes

goddamn i love the east coast

>>130601606
I love your dedication to this.

>>130606438
F

Nothing ever fucking happens, seriously. So many asteroids, volcanos, people, bugs, and nothing major ever happens. Why the fuck can't I wake up to the sweet sounds of bombs detonating in the distance? We must fucking live in a simulation. None of us were around in WWII to even confirm that it happened. Fuck this shit.

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>>130601876
Tfw it's not the end, only the beginning

>>130606583
Man-made sun?

>>130606438
f

>>130601606
how are you always first post

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>>130601606
You can't be real you just can't.

>>130606438
free trip to space

>>130606438
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

>>130617373
One day my friend.

>>130601867
Yeah and a spirit once told me I'd be married to the love of my life with 2 happy children by the time I hit 30. Then the DMT wore off.

Now I'm 31, living in my parents basement, eating tendies single and alone browsing 4chan.

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Reminder that KEK want's /The Final Judgement/ (prophesied Biblical doomsday).

Also we need Yellowstone-Chan (Ebola-Chan for Yellowstone). Bls anons, we need more Tulpa Level Meme Magick.

Ohhh Yellowstone-Chan ~
Wake up sweetie ~
Cover me with your molten love ~
Pleease make me hot ~

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>>130620216

TOO SOON! YOU HAVE AWOOKEN ME TOO SOON ANONYMOUS!

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>>130620545

*yawn*..."Oh hello anon, thank's for waking me up..."

>>130620545
>Yellowstone-Chan
>posts picture of Ragnaros-Chan

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>>130601567
chiggity check before you kek

>>130601606
You give me hope Mohammed

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>>130601606

>>130619162
Amphetamine and no sleep

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>>130602419
Actually no, if you arent within about 100 miles you will either choke to death on ultra fine carcinogenic ash and obsidian glass. If you dont outright suffocate or die within weeks of respiratory infection/damage then you will die of starvation/cold/lung cancer soon enough.

As for anyone not within the ash clowd so half the US and the rest of the world, the ash will block out the sun for weeks and crops will die worldwide as temperatures fall on average 10-20 degrees FOR DECADES.

Plants and animals would die at rates approaching 50-75% extinction. Most of the food growing regions in the northern hemisphere would be fucked for hundreds of years.

Fresh water sources would be contaminated and within just the first year or two billions would starve or be killed as civilization breaks down.

No more medicine, no more food, no more governments, no more clean water, no more electricity.

The small groups that manage to hold on now live in at best feudal societies with little to no electricity or medicine.

This would last for centuries or possibly thousands of years until the earths biodiversity returned and by then it would be civilization beginning again.

They would only have the slightest idea that an ancient great civilization had once flourished eons before. Most will consider it myth, or religious fantasy.

Everything we have built, the wars we have fought, the art and beauty we have created will be lost forever in the crushing endless march of time.

>>130606438
F

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>>130601567
>The probability of a large eruption at Yellowstone in the next year is currently calculated at one in 730,000.

>>130606438
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE YOU DINGUS

>>130601793
These were all even-numbered years. If this would be 2016 or 2018, you'd be right. But this is 2017.
This is different.
This is the end.

>>130601567
>yellowstone blows up
>releases ash burying america up to a meter deep
>ash released to atmophere blocks sunlight
>global temperatures fall
>no more global warming
>but ice age 2.0 frozen cum edition
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Without_a_Summer

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america falls in 1 hour
christians are taken before the storm

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>>130621226

It's almost like this has happened before.

Hmm...

>>130621809

Why is that woman holding a giant dildo?

>>130621226
Nah, man. The blast would just fuck the US and Western Canada. We'd get a bit of dust and awful winters over here on the eastern side, but not enough to completely eradicate civilization in my corner.

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>>130617411

>>130622244

False.

>>130621809
Go see a doctor.

>>130622244
If it erupted the way it has historically, yes it would, the world would be completely fucked.

You will die, we will all probably die, the united states grows most of the food and it would all die.

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>>130622182
its a nuke

>>130601606
Keep it up I've been a fan since day 1

>>130622436
Wow that some serious schizophrenia you have there.

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>temperatures will fall on average 10-20 degrees FOR DECADES. >>130621226

> ice age 2.0, global temperatures fall, no more global warming >>130621799

Good! No more Global Warming.

>>130601567
>tfw in South Florida outside blast and ashcloud radius
Feels comfy

>>130602523
Oh yes you DO Darwin... You should be nice and share.

>>130601606
the fourth reich starts with you, norbro

>>130622663
Good news no global warming, bad news we all die anyway.

>>130620210
>ancommie
yep checks out

>>130603030
>https://archive.is/GXq6S
and you really would get the absolute worst. all the red blooded Americans would stay and rebuild

>>130608166
welp

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>>130622550

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>>130623111

>>130601567
You guys need to fuck off with these threads. We've been having them for literally years and California is still alive. All you're doing is shitposting

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>>130623111
...wat

>>130621226
Who cares about global warming then

>>130601606
Does 4chan have a new-thread API and new-post API?

>>130621809
> nuke in socal
i'll buy that for a dollar - just hit all the commies and spics

>>130623111
wow there are people who do this... of course. holy shit lols

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then you have obama being revealed as the antichrist...

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>>130601606
>>130602480
>>130602892
>>130613715
>>130619162
>>130621093
>>130619301
>>130620995
>>130621012
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>>130622872
Isn't it a bot with a pass?

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>>130620723

dumb animeposter

>>130624218
nope he is real.
says he has no life and amphetamines

>tfw when living in commiefornia

im so fucked

>>130623111

Who do you get your weed from?

Hook a nigga up

>>130601567
You goddamn stupid NigNogs. You realize that almost ANY happening is a false flag triggered by ((them)).

Focus on what matters faggots.

>>130606438
kek wants a sacrifice

sorry brother, I'm close enough to die choking on ash, so I'll prolly die too.

F

>>130624218

I actually had a conversation with him when he first started doing it.

Maybe it's also a bot, but a guy is there.

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>>130624462
That was someone else, they have different IDs.

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>>130621226
Good.

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>>130606438
WAKEUPYELLOWSTONEWAKEUPYELLOWSTONEWAKEUPYELLOWSTONE
WAKEUPYELLOWSTONEWAKEUPYELLOWSTONEWAKEUPYELLOWSTONE
WAKEUPYELLOWSTONEWAKEUPYELLOWSTONEWAKEUPYELLOWSTONE

>>130606438

F

>>130601567
I wonder how the media will try to spin this to blame Trump (if there is any left)

>See Drumpf's pulling out of Paris Agreement caused this climate change deniers BTFO
>See God himself despises Trump
> Volcanoes are part and parcel of living on Earth

If the local elevation data changes, or a large bulge forms & bodies of water start changing their path, then I will start worrying.

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>>130601567
/pol/ you've been saying this 2013. Nothing's gonna happen.

>>130606438
S

>>130606438
f

>>130601606
The legend.

us genocide when?
please mother nature
at least the big one in california

will only cry for the animals when it will happen

My friend works for USGS. She hasn't mentioned this at all, and they are very enthusiastic about destruction. So if she isn't telling everyone about it, it is fucking nothing.

>>130625973
I am an animal

>>130601567
>https://archive.is/GXq6S
>Experts at the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) say the risk of an eruption at Yellowstone supervolcano is low—the current volcano alert level remains normal and the aviation color code, which provides information on the potential risk to fights, is green—meaning the volcano is in a normal, non-eruptive state.

shut the fuck up already

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>>130601567
May the good Lord above help America the day that supervolcano finally BRAAAAAAAAAAAPS

>>130624276
>that snek
Anon take that shit to /trash/

>>130606438
Enjoy life in Brazil

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>>130606438

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>>130629997
Choke on cock CUNT!

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>>130601802
I remember, it was horrible.

>>130629997
CHOCK ON CUNT COKE

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>>130629997


Choke on cock cunt

>>130618404
some dyson sphere ancient alien nonsense

>>130633872
explain further

>>130601567
So they pop this off to kill the only populations that would have fought back against what is coming in the aftermath? Is that the angle? Only because I'm unaffected so I'm looking at the Martial Law response. That's the angle though?

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>>130601567
Goodbye dear burgers

>>130603308
The shockwave would probably blow out your ear drums and/or turn your brain to jelly. I'd say an hour or two max. There's a reason North America has a fraction of the wildlife that other places do.

>>130601567
I haven't been on /pol/ in a while so I don't know if it's 4chanX or there's legit an Ancap flag now.

>>130601567
>The probability of a large eruption at Yellowstone in the next year is currently calculated at one in 730,000.

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>>130635184
So you are very unlucky

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>>130601567
>http://www.newsweek.com/yellowstone-supervolcano-earthquake-swarm-eruption-risk-627189

Turn Yellowstone into a giant fucking geothermal power plant. Syphon the heat slowly over centuries and maybe even prevent another eruption if we can utilize enough of the heat. You could eventually have enough power for the entire US and it would be nearly endless.

Oh it's a nature preserve? For fuck sakes why do people want to preserve a fucking ticking time bomb!!!

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I'M EVACUATING

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>>130601567
>The probability of a large eruption at Yellowstone in the next year is currently calculated at one in 730,000.
Oooh baby I love those odds

>>130635407
That would put the old school Republican ways out of business. Conservatives want to conserve their old ways. They see no other option.

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>>130601567
"My name is Oscar. I want to introduce myself. I was killed in 1936, by my brother. I'm a demon. I want you to know, that, the world is going to end in 2017. Yellowstone National Park, there is a very large, active volcano in the ground. The world is going to go into a global winter, there will be no sun, and the world is going to freeze."

>>130621226
>No more medicine, no more food, no more governments, no more clean water, no more electricity.
Bring it.

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>>130621226
>No more medicine, no more food, no more governments, no more clean water, no more electricity.
>The small groups that manage to hold on now live in at best feudal societies with little to no electricity or medicine.

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>>130601567
>all predictions say cali is on the outskirt of the radius
>thinking they will be chillin in the sun
>nothing like that can happen to our sta-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Valley_Caldera
yfw YS goes off, setting off our long overdue quake, which sets off this bitch, which sets off andres fault line, throwing half of cali into the ocean and the rest in ash. We're going to have the biggest party on the best coast.

>>130627777
That get

>>130606438

Eruption imminent

>>130601606
thank god you are still here, was worried for a while

If triple is gonna happen today

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holy fucking shit. does there have to be 4-5 threads of this bullshit meme every day all fucking day? always with the same kike bullshit title too.

Do you think the sea pickles washing up on the shores in the US have any relation to Yellowstone possibly going nuclear?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aOVr0yPwW4

>>130601867
who's that? swear I've seen her posted before

So should I start raping?

>>130646839
It's a guy you fucking nigger

>>130646974
does that mean I'm gay?

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>>130601567
>implying nature can kill America

>>130646974
The dick only makes it 100x better.