Brit/pol/ - You Are Now Entering The Gove Cove Edition

happy birthday from australia, your majesty

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Kaya

Daily reminder that the Irish are based, white and the real master race.

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We need more Gove memes.

Corbyn will be PM.

After the second general election.

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Pulsating Black Cock

>>129597860
>>/pol/ptg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n81UayFrKdo
>DUP will put farage in the brexit negotiations

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Andrea would have won

reminder that /newbrit/ board is up and active on hate chan just btw lads

>>129597985
>linking sodcuck

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>>129597985

>>129598003
why did they chimp out at old /brit/
i havent been on cripplechan for ages

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/ourguy/

Give it to me straight, how long does May have as PM?

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>>129597683
Strong and Stable, lads! Feels good, man.

>>129598101
A week?

>>129598101
1 year
the coalition will collapse over some gibs for norn iron that the torys wont give

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>>129597911
No. /Sg/ or Syria General.

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>>129598101
>Give it to me straight

>LIKE A PEAR CIDER THAT'S MADE FROM 100% PEAR

>>129598101
I reckon she will survive until summer.

>>129598101
She will definitely be PM for the moment until the Queen's speech and her government is secure. Then she's fucked.

>>129598101
until the backbenchers can find a way to remove her so any time between tomorrow and the end of the Brexit negotiations

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>>129597863

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV76RsmUag8

>>129598101
Until Boris thinks it's safe to strike.

Does Brady know him mum is posting on pol?

>>129598270
What the fuck is this video?

BREXIT
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Is Gove /ourguy/?

>>129598468
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/10060376/Michael-Gove-aims-to-be-the-heir-to-Tony-Blair.html

>96% drop in EU nurses coming to the UK since 2016
http://www.nursinginpractice.com/article/breaking-96-drop-eu-nurses-coming-uk-2016

Yet another monumental fuck up by the Tory's
EU nationals don't want to come/stay because the government has failed to confirm their rights as UK citizens post Brexit because of 'muh bargaining chips'

Mays failure to view her EU citizens as other than cards to play is one of many reasons why she is an utter disaster

>>129598081
He's one of the most powerful men in the Commons and is very pro-Leave. But he is relatively reserved so no wonder the shit-for-brains in this general haven't heard of him.

What's the ratio of right-wingers and leftists for brit/pol/?

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FARAGE IS GOING TO BE BACK AND LEADING BREXIT NEGOTIATIONS

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The "BRING BACK OOR ARNJ WALKS" shite doesn't surprise me.

Funny story: about ten years ago, Rangers fans decided to hold a fan convention in Las Vegas and a load of them - by dint of being daft hun bastards - decided they were going to try and have an orange walk on the Vegas Strip. They were up an arms - absolutely fucking raging - when the Vegas police etc. told them to fuck off, mostly because the Vegas Strip has ten lanes or some shit and a speed limit of 50. And these daft cunts thought they had a chance of marching up and down it.

>>129598581
70% right wing
20% leftwing
10% so-called centrists

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friendly reminder EU dude JUNKER suggested a 2nd vote and may just did it the absolute madman

>>129598537
>96

Holy shit we could be funked how do we counter this without waiting years for more brits to train?

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>>129598101
5 MORE YEARS

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>Labour

>>129598581

60/40 in favour of right

>>129598734
McDonell ruled it out yesterday though. Does Labour ever consult each other on anything?

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>>129598734
>Labour

>>129598468
Well Murdoch loves Gove - which is a gift and a curse. Murdoch in particular likes him because he came from a relatiely poor backgroumd for such a high-ranked figure.

He's also well-respected amongst Tories and was formerly chief whip, so he's like Boris in that people find him laughable but he has the chops.

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lmao

>>129598734
What happened to twats that whined that Corbyn wasn't into Remain?

>>129598808
Did Blairites consult Corbyn before telling people to vote Tory instead?

>>129597860
I agree but you're not as funny as Brits.

>>129598594
Haha. They're an odd bunch desu.

>>129598573
In the current circumstances he's the most powerful man in the country. As PM,he'd be fucked on a daily basis.

Which tripfag would you torture slowly.

>>129598397
eat a nigger dick you kike faggot

>>129598842
top japes

Is Brexit cancelled guys?

>>129598713>>129598537


its a matter of a few hundred people you imbeciles

what are british nurses what are nurses from anywhere other than the eu

https://fullfact.org/immigration/immigration-and-nhs-staff/

only 4% of registered uk nurses are from the eu

fucking MORONS THINK BEFORE YOU POST RETARDED SHIT I HATE STUPID PEOPLE AHHHHHHHHH

>>129599147
it's on a mid-season hiatus

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>>129598390
>What the fuck is this video?

You need the English subtitles if want to understand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_CZTi8L29c

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>>129599147
We will get the Brexit we deserve.

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>on mainland britain everyone is raging at the idea of the DUP being in government
>meanwhile in northern ireland
>https://twitter.com/ianpaisleymp/status/874218860475449344

>>129599067
are you actually in Malawi

Reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_PRL1Z_Li4

>>129599291
His recent tweets are great, he confirms that Labour reached out for a DUP coalition in 2015.

>>129599291

NOY WE MARCH AHN IT

>>129598101
Anywhere between two months and two years. They need time for the public sentiment to settle down a bit after the GE before getting rid of her, and they might wait until after Brexit since then they can blame her again when that goes tits up.

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>>129598101
ONE
THOUSAND
YEARS

>>129598842
"the May" ffs.

Who is the worst tripfag and why?

>>129598842
Kek

>>129599067
RARE
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>>129599621
>C O P E

literally an attention whore, contributes nothing of value to actual conversation

>>129598683
This seems more accurate judging from the recent past: >>129598739

>>129599067
mup da do didda

>>129599621
>COPE
>Meme Merchant
>Rimmer
>Preuse
Those are pretty shit.

>https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/6grds4/breaking_96_drop_in_eu_nurses_coming_to_the_uk/

surprise sur fucking prise

i FUCKING LOATHE BRITISH POLITICAL REDDITORS

Cons MP says May has told fellow Tory MPs: I got us into this mess I'm going to get us out of it
Haha how

>>129599862
stay there you self hating cuckold

>>129598267
Doing so would likely trigger another general election in which those backbenchers would lose their jobs. It's pretty much a standoff at this point.

>>129599862
the sooner the NHS (pbui) dies the better

>>129599291
>https://twitter.com/ianpaisleymp/status/874300711856738306

>>129599862
>"So, I'm on a flight back from a wedding of a friend in Bangalore"

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>129599147
Indefinitely suspended.

how do you stop yourself from dropping redpills when you're smashed?

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Our mate is on BBC News.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6xxJ7PCmdo

PAISLEY
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>>129599956
Tory backbenchers are pretty self-destructive desu. Sack first, think about winning the election after

>>129600012
Once again the left chimps out and tries to use petitions to undermine democratically elected parties/people.

>>129599862
Are NHS nurses the new system of measurement? We used to use football fields or Eiffel Towers but now we use NHS nurses.

Jeremy has five food banks. If Jeremy doubles his amount of food banks, therefore quadrupling the amount of NHS nurses he has, how long do we have to save the NHS?

>>129598944
You ruskies aren't exactly a barrel of laughs either.

>>129599457
She's a good enough leader for them to keep her for a few years, but not a good enough campaigner for them to keep her on going into a general election. She made Corbyn look better in comparison.

Plus she annoyed a lot of the party with her highly personalised and clique-driven manifesto, so they have an excuse to keep her on a tight leash.

>>129600173
N E V E R
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Anyone seen the adverts for this?
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/ackley-bridge
Looks like a paki/white racemixing normalisation scheme.

>>129599862
really winds me up when lefties tout foreign nurses as a success of immigration when they should be criticising it as a failure of nhs spending cuts

it's literally their go to example every time immigration gets brought up and it's a direct result of the austerity stuff they won't shut up about

>>129600075
There are 52 weeks in a year. It has been 1,891 NHS nurses since we lost Jo Cox to a DUP supporting UKIP voter. How many refugees are welcome here?

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>>129598583
NO CHOICE BUT TO RETURN

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Corbyn didn't win.

Brexit is not cancelled.

Students don't get free stuff they haven't earned.

Alles gut.

>>129600291
Only 1.4% of Pakistanis marry non-Pakistanis. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>129598240
Magner's pear cider is rank though lad, Bulmer's far superior.

>>129600291
it's kinda anti mixing
the schoolkids constantly fight after they schools get desegerated

>>129598240
underrated

>>129600276
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
STAND TO THE LAST

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>>129599862
>Directly linking to reddit
>Lurking r/ukpolitics in the first place

>>129600354

>Corbyn didn't win.

Um, sweetie, who gained the most seats again?

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I MUST GET BACK TO THE BATTLEFIELD

>>129600291
>Plot consists of paki and white school merging
>This is considered good TV
Has anybody watched it here?

>>129600291
>set in a yorkshire mill town
how much gangrape is there?
>>129600333
to listen to them talk about it you would think that every nhs worker is an immigrant kek

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>>129600457
Bulmers and Magners are literally the same drink with different names, I'm not joking.

>>129598079
dunno lad probably mods but i got no idea
check it out, family

>>129600652
>UK Opposition Leader
fake news

>>129599862
The government have had 70 years to train up nurses, but no, lets just let a bunch of single mothers coast off the system by knocking out a half caste kid every couple of years, council house included as a bonus.

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what if brexit, dare i say it, NEVER happens?

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>>129600630
>the winner of an election is whoever comes second
said nobody ever

>>129600630
Conservatives with 318.

>>129600333
>Conservatives
>Make it expensive for British Nurses to train
>We need immigrants to fill gaps in arr N/A chess

>>129600463
I only watched the advert and it was just pakis necking off with whites.

does brit/pol/ not even care about the queen or other countries in the commonwealth?

>>129600599
i wasnt lurking you fucking anime manchild

i could tell that this faggot >>129598537 came from reddit because he seems to be under the impression that anyone cares about his opinion

the link is proof of this

generally if i ever run into a pompous, arrogant, snide and generally up themselves poster in brit/pol/ they have come from reddit 99% of the time

>>129599067
come fight me you landlocked niggers

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>>129600729
SOONER THAN EXPECTED

>>129600548
>1
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>All good children go to heaven

>>129600833
That's tourism >>>/trv/

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>>129600833
The monarchy is dead lad.

>>129599919
By coalitioning with LibDems and cancelling Brexit?

>>129600630
the tories you fucking moron

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>>129600858
>generally if i ever run into a pompous, arrogant, snide and generally up themselves poster in brit/pol/ they have come from reddit 99% of the time

Then there's a 99% chance you should fuck off back there.

>>129599862
what happend to ukpolitics
it used to be our /pol/ colony

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>>129600899

>>129598683
pre corbynite invasion

>>129601079
>/pol/ colony
>backfires
wew

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Why can't burgers build ships?

>>129600075
Joe Cox? Who's he? What did he do?

>>129601257
Were UK ships really that big?

>>129601317
Radio 1 DJ

>>129601349
for you

https://www.reddit.com/user/Lethal_Papercut

wowee

>this "person" is here itt

>>129601349
before militarized air power whomever ruled the ocean ruled the world

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>>129601317
He was an impoverished fisherman who died in the Battle of the Thames.

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>>129599049

He has all the dirt on the backbenchers though, he would be a very powerful PM.

>>129600753
>>129600770
>>129600938

Um... 30 is bigger than 13?

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>>129600888
do you WANT us to become a republic ;_:

>>129601115
isn't there talk he will just pass it off so the kingdom doesn't have to go through two losses so quickly?

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>>129601257
>Biggest Navy in the world
>Your entire navy barely is the amount of one of our fleets
>We have a fleet for each ocean
"Why can't burgers build ships?"
Newfag btfo

>>129601349
victory wasnt even the biggest ship at trafalgar, the spanish had a bigger one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_ship_Nuestra_Se%C3%B1ora_de_la_Sant%C3%ADsima_Trinidad

but no, he has added a zero onto the displacement of the victory so it wasnt actually that big

>>129601349
nah not normally this is a 1st rate ship i believe only 2 british first rates were ever purposefully made to have this large a compliment, usually you would just see war galleons with a compliment of 100-300 men or lesser ships

>>129601485
all seats are up for election, the tories gained 318 seats which is more than labour

What do you guys think are the chances we're having another election this year?

>>129601758

We won't need one because Corbyn will become the rightful PM.

>>129601758
Quite high

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>>129601758
Possibly. No credibility and all that.

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>>129601758
0%. May will guide us to prosperity and security for another 5 years.

>>129601895
Not much chance of that without another election though. He wouldn't be able to get a queens speech passed

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>>129597863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKiDUmESDE

Lads listen. Out of every single politition we have, the only one I unquestionably trust to not backstab us is Nigel fucking Farage.

Am I wrong to think this? Is my trust somehow misplaced? Am I naive?

>>129601989
>politition
What did he mean by this?

>>129601989
he backstabbed us by clearing off to American for a quick paycheck as soon as the referendum happened

>>129601735

This is why you're a virgin.

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>>129601989
Always and forever are Nige.

>>129597998
3d chess, all in good time..

>>129601989
Nigel is the only politician I've ever voted for. I think you're right.

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>>129600899
Don't post it you twat

>>129600833
what are you talking about, of course we do
are you that same fucking FAGGOT aussie that comes here every day literally begging for (you)'s or else you become a republic? fuck off you soft cunt if you need reassurance like that

>>129602098
this is why you are a nigger who cant count

>>129600741

CIVIL WAR
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>>129600291
I have seen the adverts and came to the same conclusion as you.

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we still posting corrie charectors?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6phOoSSaz8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG9YIjfUXek

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Reminder to tune in and listen to are Nige at 7PM lads.
>http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/
http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/
>http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

>>129602040
he meant "politician"

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>>129602599
I SAY I SAY LOOK AT THEM TITS ASHLEH!

>>129602322

This is getting sad... just accept that Corbyn won already.

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>>129602599

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How can redditors be so wrong yet so sure of themselves?

>>129602777
OUCH RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FEELS

>>129602830
Easy, Corbyn isn't a pacifist. He is anti-Britain.

>>129602794
moar

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Really glad I voted for Jeremy "Leave Brexit to me" Corbyn

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No, this is our guy.

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Brooke is way better than Helen.

Sally has good genes

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>>129602784
explain to me, precisely, HOW corbyn won?

bear in mind the following things
>losing by less than expected is not winning
>gaining some seats is not winning
>being in opposition is not winning
>the only thing that IS winning is forming a government

the fact that corbynfags think he won just shows their small club mindset

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>>129602830
Same way everyone is.
Brit/pol/ are wrong about a whole bunch of things but they're so sure they're right.

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F

>>129603081
Is she still gay in the show?

If you can't run a mile in under 7 and a half minutes and do 4 pullups AT THE VERY LEAST then you do not respect your body

>>129602830
corbyn isnt a pacifist, he just backs whoever opposes the west

he is like a troll, really. he just backs whoever makes the west the most butthurt

>>129603181
>Using Nazi propaganda

>>129602933
My problem isn't even so much the argument more the argumentation

>Corbyn is X, and you're not allowed to dispute that
>therefore he could never contradict X because he is perfect
>here's a shit quote from arthur conan doyle that proves this argumentation that I didn't even employ

It's annoying because I know the person who wrote that is probably not in year 7 and is probably in his mid-20s

>>129603121
He won his constituency decisively, so technically he did win.

>>129603121
Corbyn PERSONALLY won, but labour lost

>>129603181
why do you keep posting this antisemitic nazi propaganda? is there much call for that over on reddit?

>>129603121

>what is 2+2 AND DON'T SAY "4"

>>129599067
Ooga Booga?

just asked a 7/10 6'2 girl out for a drink

will she know i'm a virgin? we used to work together and i never got that impression

>>129602794
Seen the video, she's not bad at sucking dick.

>>129603297
Good point. Caroline Lucas for PM when? If she gets all of the other parties and a few Tory turncoats backing her she'd make the majority.

>>129603440

Yes.

Give up now.

>>129601257
Because it's not 1784 anymore.

>>129603339
gaining seats isnt winning

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_2001

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_2005

being in opposition is not winning, otherwise the tories won in 1997

losing by less than expected is not winning, the clue is in the word "losing"

so which one of these points do you disagree with?

>>129603440
>7/10
>6''2
How tall are you?

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Do any of you think Farage will end up joining the government as per the DUP's wishes?

>>129603472
link?

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>>129603211
not a clue don't watch it

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>>129603440
Do you have the virgin walk?

>>129603525
Nah just add 200 years onto that

>>129603540
6'3.5
>>129603524
giving up is for pussies
>>129603589
yes and no

>>129602784
why are you even here you fucking mong, we withstood your incessant shilling for 6 months, only now you have no legitimate reason to continue

>>129603597
SAS is second rate compared to the Seals.

>>129603440

I can't imagine a girl that tall is attractive.

>>129603546
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph593cc02accc87

>>129603688
I don't think you understand what I said for fuck's sake you idiot

>>129603589
Who /changedtheirbehaviourbecauseofthisimage/ here

Don't lie to me lads, it's probably for the best that we're all more conscious of posture

>>129603440
she's a big lass

This just happened where i live
http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/police-release-cctv-footage-of-man-they-d-like-to-identify-in-connection-with-pensioner-attack/story-30384758-detail/story.html
>The suspect is described by police as either a white or Asian male, aged 25-35 years old, wearing a blue jacket, red shorts with a distinctive white strip at the side, and white socks and flip flops.
so which one was it

>>129601758
About 90. The real question is what will happen with Boris V Corbyn.

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>>129602794

>checked the other leaks
>tfw you finally get to see Melanie Sykes tits 20 years after the Boddingtons advert

It's been a long wait.

>>129603864
Too skinny for me though, looks like bones

>>129601758
I was certain it would happen on the night but seeing as Labour have yet to move on corbyn I highly doubt it

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>>129603688
lol no everyone knows the SAS are the best in the world.

>>129603938
Tamzin Outhwaite is available in her granny girdle.

>>129601758
I reckon we will have one in Jan/Feb 2018. Not this year.

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>>129603557
Kek, she is. BLACKED too.

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>>129603440
>will she know i'm a virgin?

"Depends" is the right answer to that. Thrusting your percy into a lady is a whole different dynamic compared to lying on your back chugging it to your animes, champ. You might get away with it if alcohol is involved and you let her take the initiative.

And make sure your nails are trimmed.

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>>129603540
>AHHHM SIX FOOT FAAIVE

>>129603543
L O R D F A R A G E
>O
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>D
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>A
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>A
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>>129604118
dropped

>>129597683
>STRONG AND STABLE.
kek.
>>129597863
I met and spoke to Gove twice, he's an even bigger wet-lipped spastic than you'd imagine.

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Owen Jones has been aggressively hounding Corbyn’s critics over the last few days, and touring the television studios professing his undying love for the dear leader. Superficially Corbynistas might smile when they meet Owen, they might welcome his support online. Privately they have never forgiven him for betraying the Corbyn project. As recently as last week Owen wanted Clive Lewis to replace Corbyn as leader after the election. The Leader’s Office and the Corbynite grassroots know the truth, they know his conversion back to their cause is about little more than his career, him staying relevant and keeping those TV appearances coming. This is what Owen Jones really thinks about Jeremy Corbyn…

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Reminder that Brit/pol/ is infested with lefty faggots currently

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>>129604118
seriously though when did Sophie and Sian split up?

>>129603440
They can literally smell that you're a virgin. She knows subconsciously.

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>>129604316

m8 il fekin smesh ur teeth in u wnt see it kmin

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>>129604076
No

>>129603757
I knew what you meant, I'm only trying to be a twat

>>129604326
good thing there's no way to edit html so we know this picture is legit

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>>129604399
Owen has issued a mea culpa to Corbyn, claiming that conversations with anti-Corbyn journalists and Labour members made him have a bit of a wobble. It was not just a wobble. Time and time again, throughout the whole duration of Corbyn’s leadership after Owen wasn’t brought into the inner circle in 2015, he has condemned Corbyn, argued for him to stand down, undermined him and helped those plotting against him.

Corbynites know the truth about Owen, he isn’t really one of them…

>>129604438
leave the thread

>>129604149
Unexpected KEK
@129604326
Where's your proof you LARPing faggot?

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Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

You newfags here are on wrong side of history. Corbyn has been BTFO people since Magrot Thatcher days.

Do not underestimate him.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-40250820

>A roastie who faked a paternity test to fool an ex-partner into becoming a cuckold has been jailed.

>Disgusting lying whore Danielle Morris, from Seaforth, Merseyside, initially told naïve beta Jamie Somers in May 2014 that he was not the father, but later changed her story.

>Mr Somers paid maintenance, had the baby stay with him on a weekly basis and stupidly tattooed her name on his arm before a test showed he had been tricked by the lying whore.

>The 29-year-old was mercifully jailed for one year for fraud by SOFT ON ROASTIE CRIME Liverpool Crown Court.

>The court heard Morris and Mr Somers, a singer and Michael Buble impersonator, had a brief relationship in November 2013 and, six months later, she told him she was pregnant but he was not the father, as she had been getting filled with fifteen flavours of cum every fortnight.

>She contacted him again in 2015 to say she was sick of the cock carousel and a DNA test had shown the man she thought was the girl's father was not and implied that Mr Somers was.
>Mr Somers then paid for another DNA test but stupidly trusted Ms Morris to carry it out, who promptly faked a results document

>Mr Somers only discovered the lie when he finally trusted his atrophied masculine instincts and called the testing company for more details and was told they had not tested him.
>A subsequent test showed what any bloody idiot would have known, he was not the girl's father, news which he said "devastated" him.

>Offering mitigation, Morris's counsel said she had "the dumb roastie whore wanted beta bux" for her daughter and had thought Mr Somers would give the girl "a chance" in life. Morris pleaded guilty to fraud and dumb roastery.

>>129603326
>Kike thinks I'm a Redditor
Guess again Scholmo.
I only it posted once earlier.
Someone else obliviously appreciated how well it sums up Brexit.

>>129603260
I'm no Nazis but it just seemed too fitting not to post.

Anyone know where we are now in the queue to make a trade deal with our greatest ally?
I'm sure it will be an excellent deal by the way. We definitely won't get screwed.

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>>129603589

>>129604444
The fact you jump up and act so defensively proves it. That and the fact that Brit/pol/ is obviously filled with people who aren't from around here.

>>129603247
He stands up for the proletariat. Fuck the Queen and fuck the Empire.

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RISE UP ENGLISHMAN AND FIGHT

>>129604438
Just leave. It's called /Brit/pol. We don't come to your threads.

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>>129603864
All those years of watching Des and Mel...

>>129604340
Dunno, I don't watch it either. I just searched it on youtube, looks like she's been with a few different lasses now.

>>129604524
paki paki paki boi

>>129604633
holy shit

CSA scroungers BTFO
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-40250820

>>129601758
Unless the Conservatives have a 30% lead in the polls then the answer is "never". Boris told everyone that the public were sick of the elections so that's it.

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>>129604518
It's a meme, mate.

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>>129604653
im a little upset here lad

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>>129604399
>>129604446

Are people on Twitter ganging up on him because of this?

Because he was quite happy to take the plaudits on election night.

Lads what're you having for tea?

>>129604487
>>129604632
Sorry, I'll put the proxy back on.

>>129604607
Shush.

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>>129604524
Corbyn was a pretty big guy.

>>129601975
proud to be friends with the guy that makes those memes

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>>129600630

Tories got 318. Labour 262. Maths never a socialist strong point.

>>129604774
Had a salad.

>>129604781
kys

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>>129604633
Cheers

>>129604784
I almost admire the pettiness...

>>129604884
no u

>>129604784
Osborne not holding back I see.

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>>129604524
>A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit.
Actually he became their leader.

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I just wanted a chaotic hard brexit.

what changed since the by elections to make people turn away from the tories? the campaign was bad but it wasn't drop 20 points bad

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>>129603716

Someone needs to do a dialogue transcript for that like we had with John Terry's mum.

>>129600075
what did Jo Cox remember? he looks deep in thought, it must be important. too important for them not to put it in the caption.

>>129604784
For you.

Who's the young blonde lass in Corrie with the pale skin and red lips?
She gets me a raging bonon.

>>129604774
>Lads what're you having for tea?
Milk and 2 sugars

>>129605077
Did you watch the same campaigns as the rest of the nation lad?

May's was fucking awful, Corbyn got BTFO quite a few times as well but he managed to rally DA YOOF and promised every gib under the sun

>>129605045
>We didn't have any Brexit so we gave you a double helping of chaos instead!

>>129604524
That fucker needs to get rid of his washed up hippy look before I take him even remotely seriously

Any navy lads here? Just graduated, and it looks like a pretty based route to take.

>>129604784
I unironically wish I was Osborne. Now I know why he wanted a lefty london paper to work for

>>129604316
>>129604399
>>129604446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGhOTihjHlk

this aged well

>>129604954
>Getting paid to kick the shit out of your bitter enemy
>Not doing it as ruthlessly and pettily as you can

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>>129604159
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET

>>129604535
Which jurisdiction is trying to outlaw unilateral paternity tests?

I think it's Sweden

>>129605077
Corbyn promised to give everyone more free shit and May promised to take away free shit people already have. Nobody expected half the UKIP voters to prioritise free shit over inconsequential things like borders and law.

>>129598942
Corbyn voted leave but shhhh

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Peter Hitchens' twitter handle is @ClarkeMicah

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micah_Clarke

>The book is a bildungsroman whose protagonist, Micah Clarke, begins as a boy seeking adventure in a rather romantic and naive way, falls under the influence of an older and vastly experienced, world-weary soldier of fortune, and becomes a grown up after numerous experiences, some of them very harrowing.

Clearly Peter identifies with young Micah - he was a naive young Marxist who went looking for adventure, witnessed socialism first hand, became disillusioned and grew up into a wise Christian. But Micah owes his development to "fall[ing] under the influence of an older and vastly experienced, world-weary soldier" - this is a key part of the story, and probably a key part of why Peter identifies with Micah so much, but not something that Peter has ever discussed (to my knowledge).

Did Peter have a secret gay love affair with an old priest when he was a young socialist?

>>129604784

I bet he sat next to her for years and never opened his mouth.

Fucking worm.

>>129605077
You're very forgiving, it was a total dumpster fire. But the people have spoken they want a "soft" Brexit, even some UKIP voters it seems.

>>129600354
Corbyn didn't win but may didn't either. It's basically a tie and this is the second round. May is likely to survive but it really isn't over yet.

>>129605077
The massive turnout of the youth vote was a key factor behind the numbers. The general addiction to social services and welfare has become terminal, to the point that Corbyn could (and did) promise them the world and they'd prefer that deluded marxist fantasy to hard, pragmatic options offered by the Tories.

Bad thing is, this will convince the Tories that it will never be in their interest to be honest. May tried to be honest, showing what she'd do to try and balance the budget and not waste money in our overstretched social services. She could have just kept quiet on those plans and introduce them after she won. But the people preferred the package of communist profligacy Corbyn had. Plus May was virtually invisible during the election whereas Corbyn wasn't; he's a better campaigner than her, but against what was the worst Conservative campaign in history, that's not saying something.

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>>129605661
>But the people have spoken they want a "soft" Brexit
Get the fuck out faggot. No one is falling for your shit.

>>129605216
Kippers also voted corbyn after Farage told them to.

>>129604784
Although I appreciate mummy getting kicked in the cunt I can't take joy in Osborne's pamphlet being smug

Reminder that Osborne literally thinks that he would've done better

>>129598240
Osama Bin Laden has let himself go.

>>129605661
They've figured out what Morality Man tried to tell them years ago; you're not getting a decent Brexit unless you get a party in charge who are dedicated to leaving and doing it properly. Soft Brexit is damage control.

new thread?

>>129605661
>>129605216
prominent tories in 2015 were saying big dave's campaign was atrocious too and shitting themselves before the election night

>>129605970
His campaign was shit, overall. It was the referendum promise that won it for him, it turned everything else into background noise.

>>129605781
Turn on the news, it has already begun. People rejected May's vision for Brexit. She will have no choice (or who ever replaces her) to compromise Brexit.
>>129605970
True, I guess Ed failed to get the young folk out.

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>>129606055
>Turn on the news,
Stopped reading there.

Have the actual figures for da yoof vote actually come out yet?

If you tards actually think that the DUP will turn the UK into a le BASED fascist Christian state then you're deluded

Tories aren't going to let them do shit

>>129605538
Labour and the media managed to make it look worse than it was, and May's campaign wasn't able to defend it properly. The social care reform was a needed way of means-testing and reducing the burden of our social services, and it would only effect a small number of people, but Labour knew people love their gibs so they made it look like it was a huge thing. Didn't help a lot of the elderly who would have voted Tory (either because they're usually more inclined to do so naturally or because they wanted Brexit) prioritised not having to pay for their own social care and heating over everything else.

>>129605970
Yes but the difference is Cameron won the first majority in 20 odd years, and BTFO Labour and the Lib Dems simultaneously when he was supposed to lose seats himself

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>>129604769
He backstabbed uncle Jezza last year and props to the Corbynystas if they really haven't forgiven him.

>>129605970
Cameron got lucky, he didn't expect lib dem seats to go conservative, and that's what got him his majority

>>129606134
The Tories need the DUP much, much more than the DUP need the Tories.

If the DUP don't get what they want, they walk out and tell their members that they stood up for what they believe in. They end up with more votes. Whatever happens, it's a win-win for them.

But yeah nah sure, the DUP are going to grovel for more mass immigration instead, that makes sense.

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>>129606134
Sup Corbyn

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>>129606117

>>129606055

People haven't rejected May's Brexit, they rejected her gash manifesto.