/ptg/ - President Trump General - Breaking News Edition

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Posting some mad redditards.

Holy shit its happening
>>128056571
>>128056571
>>128056571

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>>128101216

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>300 on the dot

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DRUMPF YOUR END IS NEAR!!!!111!!!

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>>128101241
Thanks you!

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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>>128101239

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Post YFW trump facerolls in 2020 by simply allowing the economy to grow and following through on his campaign promises.

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HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS
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Joe is Joe

Is covfefe the ultimate red pill?

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Who here /FlatPilled/?

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>we may not have the presidency, the senate, the house, or the supreme court
>but we do have the new reddit journal of science

well that's it guys
drumpf is really btfo this time

Anyone here trade forex or know why the markets haven't moved for shit tonight? I've been in a trade for like 5 hours, and it hasn't moved for shit.

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>>128101156

Think Trump has any other big plans for the week or is he gonna let the Paris Accord withdraw fester for a while

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>>128101330

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Today was a good day

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>>128101346
>>128101352
>he hasn't taken the Carlpill
Get outta my friggin face

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>>128101375
R E M I N D E R

>>128101399
no idea
I expected more of a market reaction to the Paris thing
of course it did only happen at 3:00 p.m.

>>128101346
An ingrediant.

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>>128101427

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AWOOOOMENT

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>>128101427
STOP! I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. MY ERECTION CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS WINNING.

>>128101439

Based NYP.

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Cofveve

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>>128100798
Florida is the greatest state in the union. Fact.

I'm thinking about getting the $5 taco bell box. Should I do it?

>>128101439
I kinda like the NYpost. They got a good sense of cheeky bantz that isn't DRUMPF tier

>>128101496
Yeah but usually that shit goes all over the place after a major happening.

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>>128101447
Once you take the FlatPill, there's no going back. It's an anti-globalist movement, literally.

>>128101491
THIS.

Trump is destroying everything they worked for, and it is glorious, America is now the strongest redpilled nation ever

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>We are already setting up a region to be a sanctuary region for European immigration.

>SD, ND, Idaho, Oregan, Washington etc..

Tell me more

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HURR DURR HURF DURF

You guys elected a big impulsive baby that randomly screams in the middle of the night

>>128101617
Yeah but ask them to give you a bean burrito.

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>>128101527

Only millions?

More

>>128101617
Only if you feel like having the shits tomorrow

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>>128101216
REDDIT SALT
GET YOUR REDDIT SALT

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>>128101216
You're being detained. Awoo

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>>128101611

>>128101669
for >>128101319

>Trump decided to withdraw from the Paris agreement because Macron gripped his hand then shit talked about it to reporters

Not laughing anymore are you frog?

>>128101427
oy vey

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sick bastard wants us to die of asthma and lack of sleep due to @Weather

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>>128101330
That right there is a Jew. I knows em when I reads em.

>>128101705
Very nice. Here's your (you)

>>128101693

I am so sensitive to coffee that I basically always have the shits.

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>>128101617
No. And stop your shitty marketing here faggot. We know you already tried to shitposting for wendys.

If you're not here to MAGA or post qt anime grils then GET THE FUCK OUT

The Nightly Roundup – 2nd June, 2017

Morning
>President Trump makes official announcement on Paris Climate agreement from White House rose garden
>Paris Climate agreement official legislation from the UN is accessible for anyone to read and dissect if actually interested in it
>Agreement does not actually enforce climate laws, seems to mostly focus on using carbon credits to redistribute wealth from first world to third world country’s
> President Trump announces that the US will be withdrawing from the Paris Climate agreement.
>“I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris”
>US is happy to re negotiate terms of agreement for a ‘better’ deal
>Germany, Italy and France not willing to re negotiate
>Canada is cranky, Trudeau “deeply disappointed” with Trump

Afternoon
>CA, NY and WA governors reject Pres. Trump’s decision; will convene alliance of US states that want to uphold climate agreement
>Secession’s back on the menu boys!
>MSM Meltdown on climate decision begins, fear mongering rampant
>Hollywood melts at news of climate agreement falling through
>Most seem to have suddenly forgotten all the travelling they make on private jets

Evening
>Debbie Wasserman Schultz busted using a voice modulator to call and snoop on case involving 2016 election fraud
>Trump takes travel ban Executive Order to Supreme Court
>Rowdy Gowdy questions former CIA director Brennan on Flynn unmasking
>Brennan proceeds to defecate in pants when information on Samantha Power being the one to request unmasking is revealed

>>128101780
The artist respected the death camp enough to have a pretty good rendering of it despite the cartoon styling.

>>128101617

>had one earlier today
>currently regretting

>>128101330
OY VEY GET THE WHITES! KILL THE WHITES! OY VEY!!

>>128101399
nfp tomorrow. shit'll range like that sometimes before a big announcement, especially when it isn't clear which way it's going to go.

>>128101838
Well then why ruin your shit organs even more?

>>128101669
It's some stormniggers larping about Muh Northwest Front. Those are indeed nice states, but it's not any formal program.

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>>128101590

>covfefe means "I will stand" in Arabic
>pulls out of the Paris Accords

It really did have a meaning

>It could take until October for the travel ban appeal to be looked at by the SCOTUS
Oh for fucks sake, a whiny shit judge can block crap in mere days by these old fucks can't just look at it and decide within weeks but fucking half a year later? Worthless.

>>128101336
>>128101846

I tired to support MAGA with Japanese shit but apparently you neanderthals prefer taco bell. Says more about you than me.

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>>128101617
ITS ONLY 10 PERCENT CHICKEN

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>>128101780
>Trump to gain control of Auschwitz

Is this supposed to make him look bad?

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Reminder
>ywn have Charlotte wrap those creamy thighs around your naked lower back on your wedding night as you give her the first of many white children

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>>128101283
>>128101330
>my god these are salty
HAVE SOME MORE

>>128101491
Wew, Erickson is a mega-cuck, but he called this exactly right. The Left's behavior makes more sense when you realize that they see themselves as being in a moral struggle between absolute good and absolute evil. The religious patterns humans fall into don't go away if someone stops believing in a particular religion. The behaviors will emerge regardless.

>>128101851
>CA, NY and WA governors reject Pres. Trump’s decision

They can reject all they want, if they really feel like doing something then the whole state has to vote, Cities aren't the entire state despite what liberals think

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>>128101617

Get the chicken chips one, it's delicious

>>128102033
delet this

>>128101336
there's a lot of money that's been left on the table due to regulations from a belief in climate change

>>128101947
Ahhh, didn't know about that. I don't follow the big news events because I can only trade at night. I want to get to the point of trading futures because the commissions and spreads on forex are shitty relative to the swing size I'm trading. Futures seem to be a better alternative. Do you know what kind of spreads the /ES and /YM have usually?

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>>128102033
>Charlotte is probably fucking Chad's while be you post in /ptg/

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This is what the world will be reduced to thanks to Trump

ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!?!

>>128101780
>implying Trump would take some shitty camp like Auschwitz
Puh-lease. Dachau or fuck your mother.

>>128101283
Why does Facebook exist? Why do people still think anyone gives a fuck about their opinions on anything? The last thing I want to know about my friends are their political stances.

>>128101750
We're going to take the north....In 10 years everything that happens in America will be in the north and with the massive relocation of people, we will take the courts, Local governments, cops. After that, all you have to do is fly in if you're European and you're in...Then we are going to start building settlements southwards until we take it all back

>>128102049
how terrifying. I'm literally shaking at these words
the person who wrote this is 12 mentally (physically could be a 33 year old man child, but just as irrelevant)

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>>128102049
REMEMBER TO HYDRATE SAFETY FIRST

>>128102236
Based. That's a lot of commies in the wawa.

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>>128101705
Delicious. They're literally having IRL mental breakdowns and I'm just sitting here awooposting.

>>128102033
delete this

>>128102249
sounds nice
but who is we?

>>128102033
I literally teared up thinking about this.

Thanks faggot.

>>128102236
>Houston TX removed

I see no problem

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What punishment is there if a country doesn't meet the emissions goals set out by the paris deal?

>>128102236

I wonder what excuse they will cook up when nothing happens

>>128102435
A scolding, which means jack shit.

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>>128101705
>I doubt Flint would have had this problem under a Democratic president
This is satire, right?

>>128102435
they get a stern talking to

>>128101491
when Ron Paul got crushed in the 2012 primary I just sort of sighed
when Romney lost the general and Obama got a 2nd term I had a few shots of whiskey and went to bed early
these leftists though...it's like every defeat ignites some existential crisis for them

>>128101352
>flying near land
Now why would they do that

>>128102435
Excess money and productivity - which we all know is racist.

>>128101375
Guys you're basically my peers. Can you review my science.

Global warming is a gift from the heavens, we can't get enough of it.
First: All celestial bodies are cooling through loss of energy over time.
Second: as we burn fossil fuels they will form a carbon shield from our sun as it expands in several millennia
third: Global warming increases the equatorial zone. thus growing the rainforests and coral reefs which hold the densest biosomes on the planet. Ergo Killing a few polar bears allows the conditions for a myriad of new creatures to spontaneously generate/evolve.

Global cooling is the far more dangerous threat as the energy will simply be dissipated into vast space.

>>128102348
Don't worry about it.

This is the second time you've asked me

>>128102236
urban and coastal niggers btfo

>>128102435
Immediate nuclear holocaust

>>128102236
>Bangladesh becomes the Designated Shitting Seas

>>128102149

https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

i'm only trading usd pairs right now. new york open - london close has been pretty good for me.

>>128102236

Maybe the coastal regions should think about... Building a wall?

>>128102236
>Finland coastline change
Even our (((education)) doesn't state that this'd happen since our sea is naturally shrinking due to ice age fallout or something. So the sea level rise would simply nullify this effect and our sea'd stay the same

t. someone who took a course on climate change just now

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>>128102558
When Romney lost I wasn't even remotely surprised.
When Trump won however, I cried actual tears of joy.

>>128102441
>"WE WERE LUCKY THIS TIME THANKS TO OUR SLUSH FU-I MEAN ACCORDS, BUT IN THE NEXT 50 YEARS WE WILL BE DONE FOR, FOR ONLY $19.99 BUY OUR CLIMATE SURVIVAL KIT!!!"

>>128102435

Only weak nations face a punishment

The strong nations just whore our their taxpayers to the global elite

>>128102642

Walls are racist.

>>128101490
they know nothing of the sacrifice it takes to get those high income investment farms going.

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>>128102611
But now I am worried

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>>128102236
No

>>128102236
How is all that water meant to get into the middle of australia when there's nothing connecting it to the coast where all the new water's meant to come from?

>>128102678
Crust rebound from the ice sheets. The same thing is happening over here in Puget Sound and the other North American fjords.

>>128102009
Sauce?

>>128102236
>australia finally gets its inland sea
>russia gets better access to literally everything
>all the shitlibs are wiped out

Where is the downside?

>>128102678
ugh stop mansplaining to me like you own me

just listen to the (((scientists))), they say that the science is settled and they know what's best alright?

>>128102236
>in other news, Australia has been saved

>>128102049
>ASpoonfulOfAwesome
Even their names seem completely fabricated. It's like David Brock created one of those Wu-Tang name randomizers for reddit names for his interns.

>>128102236
So the worst thing that happens is I have to give up some good CA pinots and serve craft beer with beef tenderloin at xmas? Seems like we're still coming out ahead in exchange for no Mexicans

>>128102637
I wish I could trade during the day. I go to bed and get a couple hours of sleep to watch the London open for a few hours if I'm not AWOOing here. I have a 9 to 5 job, so the best liquidity during the times I can trade is then.

>>128102236
NICE, I`ll have the sea nearby and not 1.8 thousand klicks away.
I hope it happens suddenly so that people actually die and don`t move around.

>>128102706
This.; I knew R Money couldnt win but looked on to see if the upset if the century could happen

>>128102790
Tears from a gun ban repeal?

>>128102786

The globalists did just about everything they could to destroy America and pave the way for emerging superpowers

Why tho

>>128102827
Look at Australias northern most tip.
>more water for illegals to travel through
yessssss

>>128102049
>Mr president
So is he their president now?

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>>128102868
I think you might be onto something.

Somebody else bake the next thread.

>>128102050
They replace God with Science and call it a day. None of them understand the scientific method or it's pitfalls. They just want something to believe in now that their ancestors mythos is gone.

Sounds park called it over a decade ago with the atheist episode.

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>>128101851
>secession is back on the menu
>family didn't immigrate to America until 1908
>too late for the first one
>just in time for the second
Glory glory hallelujah

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captain obvious appears

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kek

>>128102915
Money. Think of getting in on the ground floor of a hundred Amazons and Microsofts and having the game rigged to know you'll win.

That was their plan. That is why they're kvetching. These pieces of shit all promised themselves billions. The REAL establishment just fucked these upstarts raw.

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Anyone here have a list of campaign promises that Trump fulfilled? Like a graphic perhaps? The Trump campaign website either doesn't have the list, or I just suck at navigating it.

>>128102769
Don't worry about it...If you figure it out you'll be one of us if not we'll reach out to you soon enough and you'll be one of us anyway

>>128101527
so dramatic. trump never denied climate change in his explanation, the deal just isn't fair for us.

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#NotMyPresident

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God, I love Lion Ted's redemption arc.

>>128103106
>did not go well
For "Europe."

>>128102510
Michigan would be a lot better off if that poisoned water killed literally everyone in flint.

t.Saginaw

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>>128103099

Last one was brutal because it was fought by smart, strong, determined men on both sides

This next one should be more like a purge then anything

>>128103288
thought those were star of david earrings for a second. I honestly wouldn't have been surprised.

>>128102247

Facebook is the backbone of internet advertising. Even if you don't have a facebook per se, you still have a profile.

And Zuck will use this to great advantage in 2020 when he runs for president.

>>128102236
Oh no, the Hungarian areas of Serbia will be flooded and we'll have a nice lake in the north.
That sucks.

>>128103313
Ted 2024

>>128103288
>If Tito Ortiz was trans

>>128101239
whenever I hear someone say "wrong side of history," that's when I reach for my gun

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>>128103267
How smart was Dilbertman to prime us for this exact reaction?

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>>128103288

>>128103106
Trump is a ruthless businessman
nearly every euro leader is the typical western political weenie

>>128103549

is this oc?

I just realized something. So the Paris agreement puts the US on the hook for $100 billion (or is it million) each year. That's enough to build 10 walls per year (or pay for a nice down payment on one if it's $100 million).

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>>128103406
As long as the globalists and Bolsheviks get the justice they deserve

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Are you proud of this?

>>128103610
hehe, god fucking bless america. i love our president

>>128103666
billion with a B

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>https://www.c2es.org/international/2015-agreement/paris-climate-talks-qa

Link states that only developed nations are required to contribute to the 100 billion (((Paris Accord)))

It also states that developing countries can make a voluntary contribution, China is one of them mentioned.

Pic related is from a PDF for a roadmap to 100 billion payment. It states the developed nations involved in raising developing this road map. China isn't on this list, so we can assume pic related are all the developed countries according to the treaty.

>http://dfat.gov.au/international-relations/themes/climate-change/Documents/climate-finance-roadmap-to-us100-billion.pdf

Conclusion: It's a wealth redistribution scheme that only stands to benefit Chinks and Poos while predominantly western nations send them gibs.

>>128103549
Top awoo m8

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>>128103683
HNNNGGGGGGGGGG

>>128103720
Jesus fucking Christ. And the wall was projected at $10B, right?

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>>128103683
YEP!

How long is it gonna take for the left to get over the Paris shit? I saw 5 days before something new comes up and they forget

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>>128103683
>black flag

>>128103683
>for an anti trump protest
what did this commie actually do?

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>>128103683
Extremely so.

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>>128103683
yes

also, who dis?

>>128103683
Wait, who? There's been so many protests over Trump, I can't tell who's who anymore

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*inhales greenhouse gases*

>>128103683
What protest? The soon after result one, or the inauguration one?

>>128103683
>for an anti trump protest

That's not how you say violent riot

>>128103821
Right.

>>128103666
It puts the western world on the hook for 100 Trillion dollars. Its so crazy it should be the moment everything changes

>>128103849
Probably violently attacked 20 people or something. They always downplay their own evil.

>>128103849
The DC inauguration riots incited by anarchists. He is an anarchist going to jail for rioting.

Considering filtering French and German flags now. Their posters have been undesirable as of late.

>>128103849
the people who protested the inauguration in DC got the book thrown at them because obama put in hardcore anti rioting laws in DC. the guys who were tipping over trashcans and lighting cars on fire are fucked.

>>128103821
correct; that is a good chunk of change we are saving each year.

>>128103683
God bless these idiot shitlibs acting like 13 year old drama queens and plastering everything about their miserable lives on twitter for us to indulge in.

>>128103106

There are people who don't know that WaPo is controlled DNC propaganda.

>we have all these anonymous sources
>who just so happen to hate the guy we hate! wow how amazing!

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>>128103908
Holy. Shit. I don't even care if Mexico pays (they will). We're going to get a goddamn space wall.

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>>128103683

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>>128103683

I was hoping for televised executions hosted by Alex Jones, but this will do nicely

>>128103683
GET REKT

>>128102790
Magic. Stop asking so many questions

>>128101557
just havin a good ol time in his localized rain storm

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>>128103683
No. They deserve worse

>>128103738
You forgot all the globalist (((financiers))) taking at least 50% off the transaction.

>>128103981
>obongo threw 200+ antifa into jail and got them raped by inmates
Thanks Obongo.

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>>128103288
>where have i seen this character before

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>>128103683
King Nigger was the one who put those heavy penalites on protesting POTUS events.

>>128103887
That was probably for when Trump was sworn in as POTUS in DC.

Highly illegal to be a faggot during that.

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>>128104137
Trash pandas are so funny with their stupid hands for feet

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I am so grateful for Trump's decision and the Left's reaction. It has brought back the Trump General to the levels of fun and excitement I have not had since the later end of the 2016 Election.

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wtf is wrong with Indians.

>>128104144

Correct. There was language about 'easing the burden of financial incentives' look, I'm drunk now, but the language heavily implied that financial institutions would be able to speculate.

>>128101283
>being THIS mad

the salt and tears still flows

>>128103840

Their entire political movement has ADD. They need a political fidget spinner

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Give me a quick rundown why does the world believe that a global tax for all human activity based on carbon credits which will lead to even more wealth redistribution will stop global warming/change?

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>>128104177
Really makes you think

Checked, praise kek, druid numerals

>>128104243
I was so pissed I was at work and couldn't help with the salt mining. I enjoyed it from my phone though.

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>>128104177
no way that's like pottery

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Holy fuck Megyn

>>128104312
Because they're useful idiot sheep who cheer on the way to slaughter.

>>128103213
Try googling it. I'm sure someone on r/the_donald has made one at some point if no where else

>>128102558
>when Romney lost the general and Obama got a 2nd term I had a few shots of whiskey and went to bed early
bo one was invested in romney, so it's natural no one cared

>>128103683
>Protest
>Beating people up
>Burning cars
>Violence against police
>Destroying private property
This is the shit that comes to my mind when I read it though, but these people never cease to amaze me.

>>128104276
Designated shitting synapses.

>>128104276
SANATIZED

>CLIMATE CHANGE IS GOING TO KILL US ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>By "us" I mean the third worlders

>>128104276
>tfw you're pissing in designated pissing street
>some faggot comes up to you with his faggot rickshaw
>rubs his fancy money from his "job" in your face
>kill him
MANDATORY SHITTING STREETS

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Leftists have an absolute cuck mentality that shines through, even in computer text.

>>128104400
If one ever doubted Trump this should show that he is definitely not a good goy. A massive middle finger to globalists.

>>128104237
haha they'd be cute if they weren't such fucking terrorists

>>128103981
it didn't help that all of the rioters thought DC wasn't any different from their shitlib municipal government

>>128103840

THe DNC proper has already began to spin down in muh russia. The MSM will soon follow.

Look, the MSM can bullshit all it wants but at the end of the day, if people feel they are better off and the president, despite maybe being a dick is keeping his word, they will take that over uncertainty. Especially uncertainty in the Warren/Sanders/Whomever far-left mode.

Wow so ummm lets review…

Trump denies climate change, and proclaims that we won't do shit to help fight it…

Then you trump cock suckers defend said position as if he was your god or something…

He is literally turning his back on every scientist in the world by denying climate change…

Bye Bye Eastern seaboard…
Bye bye to Rome…
We don't need any more island nations, right????
Kiss Florida goodbye.
Kiss coastal cities world wide bye bye.
Kiss New Orleans bye.
Kiss millions of innocent people bye bye.
Kiss endangered animal species bye bye.
Who cares about drowning polar bears, right?
Myrtle beach is a goner too…

Who cares that we are going to go extinct because of this idiocy, right?

Holy shit you people need to stop blindly sucking Trump's dick…

This board is sickening.

You the_donald cucks need to leave. This is not a board for circlejerking over Trump.

>>128103683
>1 post by this ID

>>128104177
Oh my fucking god

COMEDY FUCKING GOLD RIGHT HERE

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>>128104177

He really thought he was some sort of supreme leader, didn't he?

>>128104486
>Climate is going to kill us
>but if we tax people based on carbon dioxide that will benefit carbon credit holders it will not

I fail to see the logic here.

>>128104312

Read manufacturing consent.

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>>128104499
>sanctions on the US

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>>128103683

>>128104499
can the whole EU take on the US? realistically.

>>128104552
>TWO

>TENTHS

>OF ONE

>DEGREE

Go fuck yourself.

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>>128103683

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>>128103683
>>128104341
>Anti-Protest Law Passes Nearly Unanimously And Is Signed By The President
https://archive.is/zkjUb

>>128104312
because the name of the thing was the paris CLIMATE accord

it is sort of like the AFFORDABLE care act. just give it a good name and loe aboit what it does to brainwashed aocialists and watch them riot in the streets for something which does nothing to achieve its stated goal, further centralizes state power, and acts nominally as a redistribution scheme. works every time.>>128104312

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>>128101439
When is Trump gonna do a Press conference again? I don't mean one of those boring ones standing next to another nation's president. I mean classic roast em' full bant style like in February. I miss those a lot. I really enjoyed seeing him go all out in that last rally. I need my fix!

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>>128104552
Thank you based shitposter for giving us more shit to laugh at and feel superior about

>>128104499
The absolute state of the Left right now. They're just a national embarrassment.

>>128104666

Absolutely not. It's laughable to think the EU is anything more than the 5th ranked power, (behind US, Russia, Chyna, UK) at this moment.

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>>128104350
she needs to start sporting another enormous tit window blouse again

>>128104666
Economically? Not really. Militarily? Fuck no.

>>128104638

>wolves terrorize humans for ages
>we turn them into freakish jokes

Humans are brutal

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>>128104666
They'd have a bitch of a time holding territory since everyone and their grandma is packing heat.

>>128104666
Ahahahahah! No. Not even close. That would be suicide for the EU.

>>128104542
So they can ask whoever organized about it.
Also, it`s not impossible to ponder on the fact that PDJT might pardon it once for good PR - if nobody was hurt.
>inb4 jew, kike, he deserves death sentence
Agree.

>>128104666
What? No! EU needs the US far more than the US needs the EU. Also, how can they defend against ebil Russia without US?

>>128104276
One of us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99n083E0IA

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>>128104666
Just take a look, Satan.

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>>128103654
SI

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>>128104638
Odd doggo

>>128104666
We are their military.

How soon are the lefties' climate calamity predictions supposed to happen? I'm not sure if I can wait twenty years to see them BTFO when Florida isn't underwater

>>128104666
US is protected by two massive seas and two friendly countries.

if you thought
>le Russia le napeloane le hitler
is bad

USA is impossible

>>128104848
Based granny

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>>128104666

No way

Best they can do is withhold products and such, which is what Trump wants anyways

So if you can go without your favorite Euro drink for a while then we should be good

>>128104666
You don't need to fight a war to bring down U.S.

Just convince Japan, China and Russia to flood the market with their dollars.

Then Americans will need to literally BURN their money to stay afloat and I doubt money do that

>>128103683

This was for felony rioting, right?

I remember hearing if its a secret service event the penalties are extreme.

>>128104770
Russia has the GDP of Italy. Their military drives around the world on old tanker ships belching black smoke

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>>128104498
>MANDATORY SHITTING STREETS

>>128105045

Missiles.

Has anyone ever realized that Trump gave us the greatest reality show of all time? The POTUS show.

>>128104666
Russia is literally the only country in the world with a chance in hell to take us militarily and they'd have to nuke spam to do it so they'd die in the retaliatory strikes. This is why the concept of the US and Russia being friends puckers so many buttholes in Europe.

>>128103962
Good, I witnessed those riots. Saw them destroying a limo and for the first 2 seconds I couldn't believe my eyes and thought it was some theatrical thing. (this was the first time antifa really emerged so I didn't know at first) Some black was in the front seat smoking and other were jumping up on the thing. That was one insane time. First the inauguration than the

so how are you guys spinning Trump's decision on the whole paris accord thing as something positive? Apparently Trump can do no wrong by you guys.

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>>128104894

gj m8

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>>128104938
Not to mention
>actually gain any size foothold on US soil
>every gun owner in the area starts masturbating furiously at the idea of shooting at invading troops
Please come through Canada.

>>128104937
Predictions from Al Gore's book have already been proven wrong. Their cult is dying as we speak.

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>>128104805
She got slammed pretty hard for the spaghetti top during the convention, wonder if the libs would shit on her for wearing it on NBC

>>128104552
>Look at me science goyim

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>>128105167
FUCK FRANCE THEY FUCKED THEMSELVES

>>128103962
They deserve to get some good time.

>>128104666
no
it goes well beyond money and weapons
some of these euro countries have totally lost their military tradition
they couldn't train fresh infantry if they wanted to; they would have to import them
meanwhile the US has some of the best troops (considering what I saw in the Army this is kind of sad, but it's true) and we're also leaders in combined arms and logistics

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>>128104666
they are fractured, weak apart and together

Not only could the US now face sanctions, but deserve them...

Trump isn't only destroying the US coast lands, but the entire world's…

Hopefully after the impeachment his replacement will undo his dastardly deeds…

>>128105167
>not going to give our money away to China, North Korea, and other anti-American shitholes for no reason
It's not hard to spin, but I know you're just baiting, so here you go.

>>128105167
First you need to tell us how us giving 150 billion dollars a year in honor of a nonbinding treaty that doesn't even help the environment is a good thing for us.

>>128105167
It's not exactly spin if we wanted him to do it.

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>>128104552
Hear hear! DRUMPF is KILLING MILLIONS!

>>128103549
I dont save many awoos, but this is just so good.

>>128105226
I want to dick Megyn Kelly so bad

>>128105301
They don't have the balls to sanction the US.

>>128105132
Probably now even more so with the US wanting better relations with Russia; wanting EU to pay up for NATO; not putting up with anymore of their shit like the Paris Accords and other trade deals. Trump threatens them with America First everyday, and they shit their collective beds a little more every day. It's why they are so hostile to him

>>128105301
Nearly every country except Canada implementing sanctions would be a net benefit. You have massive trade deficits with the world.

>>128105301

Possibly the weakest bait since the election season

>>128105167
He literally promised this the whole time. Of course we're happy. It's interesting that when he gives the left an inch the shills call him a kike puppet, but when he stands strong the shills pretend to be leftists who care about the environment. Notice guys? There's been no "Trump is a kike" shills today.

>>128104666

I think you have more military hardware in the EU than they do.

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>>128105167

I want to hear how you spin it as a positive

Assuming you know more about what it actually is than just Neil Tyson and Bill Nye whispering sweet nothings into your ear

>>128105167
Its okay to admit we're divided.

We don't like you, you don't like us....Go live in the third world where you belong its simple...You don't want it to be simple because it means abject poverty and the exit from the ride but its simple, you fuck offf and let us be us

very impressed trump stood by his promise despite all the pressure he was under. This will be remembered as a key point in trumps presidency

>>128105301
>Not only could the US now face sanctions, but deserve them..

sanctions would be a blessing
it's the perfect excuse to raise tariffs
also it would be hilarious to see countries ban exports to one of the most desirable consumer markets in the world

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>>128105301
Not much hope of that my friend -- PENCIL DICK will be his replacement. We're gonna take back the senate in 2018 and put in someone doped and based in 2020. Resist! HUMANITY DESERVES IT! RESIST!

>>128104668
>>128105235
How are you guys responding seriously to such abhorrent bait? How new/young are you?

Too summer in here.

>>128105324
Ummm hello!?

The funds are meant to build up clean emission systems in developing nations.

Fucking morons. The lot of you.

>>128103065
OP is gone

Baking

Worry not

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>>128105350
HOW DO YOU SPIN TRUMP BUILDING A WALL ON THE US/MEXICO BORDER?

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>>128105457
nice teef macron

>>128105546
>>The funds are meant to build up clean emission systems in developing nations.

Why not give the money directly to those nations and their respective tech deparments then

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>>128105301

Literally nobody in the world could do anything that mattered against us

Russia could nuke us but they're no friends of the global establishment

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>>128105535
APOLOGIZE

>>128105423
I saw someone call him Donnie Kikemph earlier, although with the average quality of shilling it's impossible to tell who's being ironic and who isn't.

>>128105301
>Putting sanctions on the second largest economy in the world

I don't think you understand how this works

>>128105535
can you please not use classic films in your shitty anti-trump memes

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>>128105457
cucron's wife is wurzel gummidge

>>128105296
i love the italians. they're /ourmongrels/

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>>128105535
That me me is awful.

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>>128105167
Before the election: "I want clean air and water! I like lots of kinds of energy"
After the election: "FUCK FUTURE GENERATIONS!"

HYPOCRITE!

>>128105544
I just wanted to greentext that.

Using 2/10 instead of 1/5 is good persuasion.

>>128101379
Will this kind of shit redpill Ivanka? She is a woman so chances are she will be shamed into conformity.