/ptg/ - President Trump General - The Shakes Edition

Drumpf impeached when

Britain Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT2Ph_9bGPs

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>>128097409

Trump's extermination when?

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Reminder that Kathy Griffin is literally the stupidest person on the face of the Earth

'splain paris drmpfies

inb4 no replies

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>>128097467
Within the first year, certainly.

Your days are numbered, Drumpfies.

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>tfw no esoteric Saint Germaine style president

>>128097486
>october
The 9th Needs to be disbanded.

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>>128097467

Never

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Bless that anon for that imigur earlier

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>Lefty libshits commiting suicide en masse

I am so happy right now

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>“When he hears people make comments like ‘Coal jobs don’t matter anymore’ or ‘Those are going away,’ he thinks of all those people who got the election wrong and didn’t realize that, no, these people are important to us,” the operative said. “That’s when his populist message kicks in. It pushes him.”
>these people are important to us
>it pushes him

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>>128097578
Pittsburg, not Paris, okay?

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YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO ENJOY YOUR TWO SCOOPS WHEN THE WORLD IS MELTING, BLUMPF

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>>128097486

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>>128097533
>inb4 she kills herself

>>128097533
this is the problem with the modern day left. They think they're invincible and do whatever they want until they're called out, but when that happens they turn around a feign victimhood and run away from all conflict. Hiding is their only skill.

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NEVADAWOO~

>>128097533
>The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

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Tallgees Nighty News I have got some promising.

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>>128097613

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>>128097533
Thats not how you spell Harry Reid or Debbie Schultz yet you're not wrong either.

You know what I just noticed?
There's been a distinct lack of Israeli flags in these threads lately

Has our resident Nigger Gypsy Jew finally given up?

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Consider this your Trump Nightly news

I never knew I could love a man so much. Donald Trump is a hero.

>>128097625
>brainwash millions of retards into thinking the world will literally end because you don't hand your money over to (((developing countries))) so they can use the money to fund things other than environmental improvements
>suddenly they think the world is actually ending because your agenda fell through
Oh fuuuuck that sucks so baaaad.

>>128097650
>Don't jump off this bridge, the fall will kill you
>FAHK YOU MAGAMAGAMAGA

>>128097486
So basically he's saying 'even if you find it unconstitutional, it must be reinstated until such time because it would otherwise set precedent that judges have more power than the president'?

Even though they will affirm it

>>128097719
Time zones. He'll be back in 6 hours.

>>128097719
All Israel flags are suspect anon

>>128097719

You're pretty new here if you think Israel even ranks among the more troublesome shills.

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>>128097495
I main Charizard because I'm a hipster faggot but damn if I don't love hitting that down taunt after monkey punching some shitter into the sunset.

Also I think this is my last cool animal webm I can't post without hotpockets cracking down on me.

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covert feather feather

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TRUMP HAS DEPLOYED THE FIRST JUDGE

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>>128097533
left has lost its mind

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>>128097624

>>128097799
You should come up with a better analogy. It makes even less sense than it did in the last thread.

>>128097763
why didn't they just break a window?

>>128097486
>October
Just in-time for our annual autumn jihad attacks.

>>128097763
Kek, where is this from?

>>128097578
Agenda 2030 plus migrants like the EU plus $150 billion a year minus over five million US jobs. It was the ultimate shit sandwich and he wiped it all over Merkel's fat fucking face.

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Countries that would contribute to the $100 billion a year under the Paris Climate Deal

>Australia
>Austria
>Belgium
>Canada
>Czech Republic
>Finland
>France
>Germany
>Greece
>Ireland
>Israel
>Italy
>Japan
>Netherlands
>New Zealand
>Norway
>Portugal
>Slovenia
>Spain
>Sweden
>Switzerland

"Developing nations" that would receive this money:

>China
>Brazil
>Russia
>India
>North Korea (no joke)
>Qatar
>Iran
>Saudi Arabia
>UAE

>>128097900

Sri Lankan?

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I'M CALLING MY LAWYERS

>>128097903
why do people keep shilling for this bimbo. let her fade into the darkness. Block her like trump did/

>>128097763
Kek. Nice webm.

>>128097900
>rules pooing in loo unconstitutional

>>128097763
Well this is bullshit, none of them speak English and aren't thankful for anything.

>>128097900
Thapur is apparently an uber conservative.

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>>128097624
No problem.

>>128097961
Same reason 200 Jews couldn't break a wooden door.

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>>128097578
You explain this first

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DAILY REMINDER

Commies keep your ass in california and FIX YOUR SHIT. Do NOT just swamp another state because your cucked ass can't nut up to politicians. STAY YOUR ASS IN CALI

>>128097719
hopefully he got hit by a hamas rocket

>>128097763
I wish.

HOLY SHIT
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/870499625655861248

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>>128097763
A real human bean.

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The judgement of paris

>>128097903
News to no one who's been paying sttention, desu.

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>>128097998
What is the public reasoning for redistributing all of this money as part of what's supposed to be a climate change agreement? Isn't the climate deal just meant to be about emissions targets?

>>128097900
okay if the DEMOCRATS are kvetching about campaign finance they're scraping the bottom of the barrel

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>>128097650
it's gonna be alright

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>>128097409
four of these came in the mail today!

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we still doing hunting webms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAfJG1PMjbY

>>128098077
Poor upper body strength?

>>128098102
Based El Rato with the bantz.

>>128098081
Can James Woods leave?

>>128097763
>>128098040
Take note of the male's lines. The show justifies him appearing alone, without his supposed family.


HMMMMMMMMMMM

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>>128098102
Tedgeta strikes again

>>128098102
BANTZ

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>>128097998

>Slovenia

Forget Bannon, Melania decided this.

The Slovenian Queen won't have her people's money to to fucking Qatar.

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>>128098102
leave Elon to me Dahnald

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>>128097533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re-8MeEBUJ8

Kathy Griffin is the enemy of righteousness

>>128098137
THIS LOOKS SO FUN

>>128098158

Yes. Him and Chuck Woolery. Both /ourguys/ as fuck.

>>128097954
I don't see a refutation, faggot

>>128097900
Based poo

>>128098081
Based Hickok. Eternally /ourguy/.

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>>128098137
Yee-fucking-haw

>>128097650
> One senior White House official characterized disappointing European allies as “a secondary benefit” of Trump’s decision to withdraw.
That article is great

https://web.archive.org/web/20170602044008/https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-trumps-climate-decision-after-fiery-debate-he-stayed-where-hes-always-been/2017/06/01/e4acb27e-46db-11e7-bcde-624ad94170ab_story.html

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>>128097486
>OCTOBER
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKE 9 GORILLION YEARS

>>128098125
I think it's so they can upgrade their shit to be less polluting, but I'm pretty sure there's nothing stopping them from blowing it all on other shit. From what I understand, it's literally just gibs for this list of countries...which, you know, includes North Korea. Lol.

>>128098102
I hope he runs again. I'd be happy to vote for him.

>>128098137
I fucking love hunting hogs. I hate those fuckers with every fiber of my being. They exist only to destroy farmers' crops. Cocksuckers.

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>>128098102
>>128098153
>>128098179
>>128098186
Great replies aswell.

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>>128098137
That looks insanely fun.

>>128097900
>He's brown

B-BUT I THOUGHT DRUMPF WAS A RACIST

>>128098125

Unenforceable emissions targets backed by enforced fund payments, of course.

You gotta admire the Jews, they truly play the big game.

>>128098022
In pretty sure it's Bess shilling herself for rage replies.

>>128098081
This, stay the hell away.

>>128098165
>IF I GO BACK THEY'LL KILL ME!!
>I LEFT MY WIFE AND KIDS THERE, THOUGH. THE TRIP WAS TOO DANGEROUS

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>>128098102
Trump has really done well with him.
>>128098081
>tfw fled NY at 18 because I knew there was no hope
>SAFE Act happens a year later
No ragrats.

>>128097790

It's pretty bizarre how they think pulling out of one bad deal will destroy the world. Like, Christ, haven't they realized that climate alarmism is losing its hold?

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>>128098102
Is Ted smart enough to not cross the Don in 2020?

>>128098102
What does flying private have to do with the paris deal?

Here's something I wonder about the left.

The argue that climate change is going to have a profoundly negative impact on the United States, to the point where it may significantly impoverish large swathes of the country. On this basis, we need to act now.

But at the same time, they support importation of millions of immigrants who will only spread our resources thinner. How on earth do they square these two positions?

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>>128098310
ALSO, OVERRULING THE PRESIDENT BY 1 RANDOM CUNT TAKES 1 SECOND LMAO

OVERRULING 1 RANDOM CUNT BY THE SENATE + HOUSE + PRESIDENT + SUPREME COURT TAKES 9 MONTHS LMAO

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>>128098102
the seat, ruth

>>128098347
It is. I highly recommend hog hunting. You can kill as many as you can shoot in my state. They are a goddamn nuisance to farmers and you'd be doing your community a service by spending a few hours blowing away as many as you can find.

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>>128098249
You couldn't tell an argument from an asshole in the ground.

>>128097467
Never

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>>128098396
>white

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>>128098412

>>128098442
It's nonsense. The Paris Agreement would cost us trillions of dollars for a 0.1% change in temperature over 100 years or some shit and that's using THEIR models.

It's a scam. Nothing else.

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>>128097533
Get her, Melania

>>128098412
emissions

>>128098249
Explain how sticking to his promises to his voters and his people is like jumping off a bridge, and I'll try my best, anonsky.

>>128098412
Billionaires aren't making any meaningful contribution to lower CO2 like taking commercial airliners instead of private planes. Rato is teabagging Muskrat here.

>>128098137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRk6zDqc0vY
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER

>>128098483

Are they tasty though?

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>>128098137
Hopefully nobody is a pussy about this one. Cavemen did it for millennia lads.

Mods, give me a sign if I can post the bear eating pajeet or not. I'm too lazy to get up and reset my rotor if I get b&.

>>128098590
Yes.

>>128098396
(((WHITE)))

>>128097533
Nice gets

>>128098511
Then hit me, drone, or has your blind hero worship made you incapable of such higher order thinker?

>>128097650
He really would have been a crusader master in a different era.

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Oh wow.

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>>128098483
I would need to buy a giant chest freezer and some butchering equipment if I did that. Do they make good sausage?

>>128098569
That's not the point I made, retard. Get some reading comprehension before you speak to me.

>>128098483
>>128098590
>>128098607
TEXAS IS THE FUCKING PROMISED LAND

>>128098442

Nothing about leftism makes any goddamn sense.

You could also compare their autism over minimum wage with their defense of illegal immigrant workers. It's the most hypocritical garbage.

And that's why it's been so popular, unfortunately.

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>>128098310
>october
that is a long time

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What was he even doing on the council?

>>128098657
>eating wild hogs
>eating carnivores or omnivores in general

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>>128098396
who isn't white as fuck these days

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If get then Trump will win a counter suite vs The griffith

>>128097707
kek

>>128098720
Virtue signalling.

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>cuban at work "joked" about lynching niggers today

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>>128098615
>higher order thinker

>>128098595

Aww but bears are cute. Even if they can easily kill me.

>>128098689
Texas sucks the chrome off of a '57 Chevy bumper

>>128098442
Now you're starting to understand how many of their arguments are contradicting

>no human is illegal! One land for all, fuck borders and shit
>white man stole the Indians land give it back REEE

>>128098720
Money
Now he can't make as much

>>128098687
>doesn't explain himself
>"lol retard"
Fuck, guess I'm a #cruzmissile

>>128098728
Why not? Process the fuck out of it.

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>wake up
>"ehh... stupid drumpf took too long to make his announcement... im with her now. he probably cucked anyway."
>check news
>mfw

>>128098759
I'm waiting

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>>128098125
Give them money to help them reach their targets. Presumably so they can upgrade their infrastructure to make it less polluting. Developing nations have more leeway, they get to decide what they feel is an acceptable emissions target to hit. And they can basically request a certain amount of financial support.

From previous thread. Anyone got a source with this list. I need it to further destroy normies.

Countries that would contribute to the $100 billion a year under the Paris Climate Deal

>USA
>Australia
>Austria
>Belgium
>Canada
>Czech Republic
>Finland
>France
>Germany
>Greece
>Ireland
>Israel
>Italy
>Japan
>Netherlands
>New Zealand
>Norway
>Portugal
>Slovenia
>Spain
>Sweden
>Switzerland

"Developing nations" that would receive this money:

>China
>Brazil
>Russia
>India
>North Korea (no joke)
>Qatar
>Iran
>Saudi Arabia
>UAE

>>128098738
>when virtue signaling breaks the boundaries of logic and laws of nature in general

>>128098689
Next they're doing commercial hot air balloons, hogs have sharp senses but they'll never see lead rain from the sky coming

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>>128098655
Oy vey

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>>128097998
do you have a source on this so I can tell people about it without having to say it came from 4chan?

>>128098657
Yes. Wild boar sausage and porkchops are nice.

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>>128098615
>higher order thinker
How can I match such enlightened statements?

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>>128098823
That's nice for you.

>>128098655
No way the left brass lets her do this. It would be devastating. There is simply NO way to spin that. They must be freaking out she's this stupid and arrogant. The bullying of calling you out for one of the most vile statements against a president in history? Yeah no.

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>>128097763
So glad we have him. Anyone else would have wilted under the pressure.

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>>128097900

About time we start taking back the judiciary system, it's been too long abandoned to the left

>>128098595
Do it.

>>128097700
sounds (((familiar)))

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>>128098595
Yes, do it. Please.

all these faggots freaking out about paris accords are going to look very stupid when china pulls out of it in 2030 before they are held to the standards

>>128098759
Anon.

Anon I think that bird is dead.

>>128098805
avoiding parasites & shit which are harder to avoid if the animal's diet is uncontrolled

carnivores have super stomachs to deal with carrion and shit too, so in eating them you're in particular trouble + they aren't very tasty

>>128098900
This, will be useful.

>>128098728
>>eating carnivores or omnivores in general
Alligator is fucking tasty nigga. Also literally all fish are omnivores.

>>128098038
kek'd

>>128098887
its funnier she's the VA for alice from Dilbert

>>128098581
>>128098595
this is some ballsy shit. seems like it could turn bad real easily.

>>128098442
Every single position the left has contradicts at least one or more other positions they have. The open borders position opens up a liberal contradiction bonanza.

>>128098657
Anything makes good sausage. though they are a fair bit leaner so you might want to get some pigfat.

Also cook them really well.

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What dis

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>>128098758
>joked

>>128098919

You still don't understand the left, they're willing to destroy society itself just to be seen as victims. Literally the cornerstone of their mindset.

>>128098595
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCJ-Ps8LAmo

It looks delicious.

Who ever posted that Gabe goodbye video, you made me cry at work.
Thanks now I'm a little bitch boy

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wtf i love trump now!

Does anyone know if Joe is still Joe?

>>128098970
You are telling me if that if you butcher it properly, grind it into sausage, then cook the ever loving hell out of it parasites are still a problem?

>>128098881
It's already legal to use helicopter door guns to hunt hogs in Texas. You can literally go
>IF THEY RUN THEY ARE PIGGIES
>IF THEY STAND THEY ARE DISCIPLINED PIGGIES
>CHIGGACHIGGACHIGGACHIGGACHIGGA
like in Full Metal Jacket.

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>>128098990
What about jellyfish?
Checkmate, atheists.

Please note I was joking.

>>128099062
>Also cook them really well.
Certainly. Figured it was lean so that would be a good idea to grab some fat from a butcher.

>>128099111
Negan? Is that you?

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>>128098758
Cubans are honorary whites.

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>>128098814
did you miss Nigel Farage being named Trumpo's diabolical Russian master?

>>128099072
probably /another/ pakistani staffer for the dnc being a spy

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>>128098738

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The Nightly Roundup – 2nd June, 2017
Big News! Edition
Morning
>President Trump makes official announcement on Paris Climate agreement from White House rose garden
>Paris Climate agreement official legislation from the UN is accessible for anyone to read and dissect if actually interested in it
>Agreement does not actually enforce climate laws, seems to mostly focus on using carbon credits to redistribute wealth from first world to third world country’s
> President Trump announces that the US will be withdrawing from the Paris Climate agreement.
>“I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris”
>US is happy to re negotiate terms of agreement for a ‘better’ deal
>Germany, Italy and France not willing to re negotiate
>Canada is cranky, Trudeau “deeply disappointed” with Trump

Afternoon
>CA, NY and WA governors reject Pres. Trump’s decision; will convene alliance of US states that want to uphold climate agreement
>Secession’s back on the menu boys!
>MSM Meltdown on climate decision begins, fear mongering rampant
>Hollywood melts at news of climate agreement falling through
>Most seem to have suddenly forgotten all the travelling they make on private jets

Evening
>Debbie Wasserman Schultz busted using a voice modulator to call and snoop on case involving 2016 election fraud
>Trump takes travel ban Executive Order to Supreme Court
>Rowdy Gowdy questions former CIA director Brennan on Flynn unmasking
>Brennan proceeds to defecate in pants when information on Samantha Power being the one to request unmasking is revealed

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>>128098963
Red nigga just passed out, I'm sure he's fine, too much chronic though

>>128099117
I'll have to check with my sources, but I've received word that this is the case.

>>128099087
But this is just them destroying themselves It can't possibly help. Usually they're smart enough to know when not to fall on the sword. This is devastatingly stupid. A LOT of top dems in the media worked to bury this, now she wants to bring it back up? Arrogance and stupidity beyond words. The only reason she would do this is to hurt the left and their argument,

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>>128098862
Fucking Finns man

We will ALWAYS obey the rules even if we find them shit. We were one of the only countries to actually pay our "reparations" from WWII to Russia in time.

>>128099111
Guys a good shot

>>128098758

Spics really don't like niggers.

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>>128098102

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>>128099111
>eight seconds in
>manually cycling a Garand
What?

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>>128098921

>Merkel
>second most powerful leader

lol no

>>128099170
Not going for the armbar

That bear has shit arm placement

so which country is going to be the next to bail from the Paris accord?

>>128099257
Thank you.

>>128099248
its weird when you do morning/noon/night by abbo tinme

>>128098887
kekkelz

>>128099375
Chyna

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>>128098921
>Merkel
>second most powerful leader in world behind Trump

I thought Putin was behind it all.

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>>128099072
She's as dumb as she looks

>>128098511
May I place an order now good sir?

>>128099375
None. (or maybe China?)

What other country has a based Trump like figure leading them?

There's no way Kathy Griffon is going to lawyer up, maybe a press conference where she does some more damage control, but trying to turn the argument back on Trump? Nigga you waved his severed head in a photo op like you were recruiting for ISIS.

>>128099407
for my emu brothers

>>128098914
>Grew up farming corn
>Instructed to hate crows
>Can't chase them off
>Nothing works
>They're smart as fuck
>Begin admiring the bastards
>End up capturing a bunch of them in traps
>Dad tells me to shoot them
>Instead spend an afternoon building a bid cage
>Put all crows in the cage
>Begin training and conditioning them
>They attack and chase out other crows from the farm
>My parents are not amused by this
>Dad leaves open door one day
>All crows but one fly away
>Jokes on him, I still have one and the rest hang round the farm, no longer restrained by "working hours"
Years later, my parents still tell me there's a murder of crows defending their land. Crows are the shit.

>>128099170
Probably one of the worst ways to go since they like to eat their prey alive. Sucks if you're a fatfuck since they'll probably go for your intestines over your neck/face.

>>128099091
Makes me hungry.

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>>128099218
They certainly disguise themselves as such in Canada

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>>128099170
facking brootal man

was considering hiking the appalachian trail next year but all the bear attack stories/vids i've looked at are giving me second thoughts

Wow so like can any of you defend Trump now?

He is literally turning his back on every scientist in the world by denying climate change…

Kiss Florida goodbye.
Kiss coastal cities world wide bye bye.
Kiss New Orleans bye.
Kiss millions of innocent people bye bye.
Kiss endangered animal species bye bye.

Anybody else dropping support of Trump after this?

>>128099170
Did he ded?

>>128099147
Yeah but realistically balloons are so much cheaper so any jackass and drop a few hundo and go nuts
Not all of us have helo's or hog-assault-vehicles

>>128098137
reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/9Xpb7F7bAsM

>>128099111
This would solve the migrant crisis.

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>>128099218

Angie is wonderful

>>128099375
One of the smaller Euro nations on the contributing side >>128097998, perhaps Ireland or Czech Republic.

>>128099633
piss off schlomo

>>128099633
Right here, we can't let this guy get his hands on the scoopular codes.

>>128099111
This fucking rules. What's it from?

>>128099607
He was a gay dude who just wanted to die. Crazy story, his beard/wife was hot as fuck

>>128099333
>checked
>kekked

>>128099170

The Winnie the Pooh reboot is really hardcore.

>>128099572
I choose to believe the Castro story. It would explain so much.

>>128098900

This right here. Where's the sause

>>128099633
I'M NOT IN A DOOMSDAY CULT I SWEAR

>>128098720
Seems a bit of a knee jerk reaction. Why should our involvement in the Paris Accord, or lack thereof, keep you from participating in creating a better future for America and therefore, the world. Makes more sense then guilty conscience payments to corrupt foreign governments who will spend the global warming money on hookers, weapons, and privates estates....

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>>128099572
lel

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>>128099520
It's a little startling how smart they are, I've heard stories of crows recognizing individuals, like picking one person out of a group consistently to harass because that one person had fucked with a crow once.

>>128099607
bring a 12ga and brenneke black magic slugs
https://youtu.be/HFxaJ0m6yI0?t=101

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I'm telling you goys, if 2018 and 2020 go Trump's way, I'll move to somewhere in the US. I'll start preparing for it already! (and I have, since I now have a job and thus money to move in years from now)

>>128099880
Holy shit, they're the trolls of the animal kingdom.

>>128097900
ALT-PAJEET DEPLOYED.

>>128099846
It's almost as if his entire purpose of joining the council was to dissuade Trump from taking away his fedbux...

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>>128099520
>>128099880
You all have probably seen this, but it's classic /b/ so I'm posting it.

>>128099675
>the pig that tried to help
Man, I know they are pests but at least just shoot them so they don't hurt so much, they have equivalent IQs of dogs.

>>128097799
This is great considering the lemming argument was the defense literally every talking head gave for staying in the agreement

>>128099633

Can't tell if this is for yous or if reddit is invading like they usually do after habbenings

>>128098758
please we hate them. stupid gibs commie bastards destroyed out country.

Trump 2020

>>128099351
Germany doesn't even have a military
I don't think it even has nukes
Second would probably be China or even Russia

>>128098720
Lobbying Trump to continue the gov't subsidies for his companies.

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>>128099686
Florida Cubans are solid allies, and helping to save the west, by outbreeding the communists

>>128097763

What documentary is this?

>>128099091
blueberry bears baybee

>>128100000
>>128199999

>>128099675
Faggots

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What punishment is there if a country doesn't meet the emissions goals set out by the paris deal?

>>128099962
Holy shit, I'm dying. That's hilarious.

>>128099129
It's not parasites/bacteria that are dangerous (they are) but it's the byproducts of their biochemical pathways that are dangerous.

>>128100122
What were the 9s tho?

>>128099218
Eew.

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http://www.independent.ie/world-news/and-finally/this-blogger-has-gone-and-got-a-covfefe-tattoo-35778565.html

>>128099962
it was always my dream as a schoolboy to gain mastery over the local crows

>>128100196
Nothing now, lol.

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>>128100039

>>128098102
I wish Soarin Ted was VP. Could you imagine the amount of bants coming out the white house? Pence is cool, but he's super low key, you never hear anything from him.

>>128098862
>Russia
So did Putin hack the climate conference too?

>>128100229
Admittedly better than the retard who got the tattoo of Trump sucking a cock.

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>>128099962
Reminds me of this.

>>128097763
Don't kill the jews they say

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>>128099962

>>128100229
how big is her penis?

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>>128097799
Here's a better analogy
>Oh my gawd, in two hundred years this bridge will fall apart.
>That can't be natural.
>This is all our fault, the only way to stop this is to give all our money to the guys on the other end of the bridge that are running a jackhammer!
>What do you mean you don't want to!?!?!?!

>>128099880
I can confirm that. They absolutely hated my dad with a passion.

>>128099962
Always a good story.


This is making me want to raise another murder.

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>>128100094
>you will never raise children that grow up hale and hearty due to Angie's nutritious breast milk
kill me now

>>128100301
No idea. I heard he was for it, which if this list is correct, makes sense. Gibs from his economic enemies is always a good thing.

>>128099962

HAHAHA.

>>128099520
How exactly did you train and condition the crows that has me curious.

>>128098720
Amber Heard has taken his soul anyway.

>>128100455
Kek. Europoors cuck themselves once again.

>>128100454
I would give anything to have my tongue in her asshole or just on her soles

>>128100352
Fucking Boof.

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>>128100229
COVFEFE

>>128099170
He's shitting on the golden streets of Heaven now.

F

>>128100474
My guess was a good dental plan and chances for advancement.

>>128099633
>Kiss Florida goodbye.
>Kiss New Orleans bye.

WWWWWEW

>>128100363
small and feminine

>>128100229
benis

>>128100589
>>128100589
Holy fuck thats hot

>>128098720

Hoping to get more government money so he can fail at competing against ULA and sell cars at 75K per while telling people that a 200 mile pressurized tube transportation system is feasible.

Standard fraud, you know.

>>128100474
Take them to crow school

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>>128100595

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>>128099962
Good times

>>128097998
We are giving money to the chinks and oil shieks? Who the fuck made this stupid fucking deal?

>>128099698
greece

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>>128100578
I love him.
>>128100589
>that fake hat
Absolutely disgusting.

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>>128100352
Jesus, between that and pic related, I need to hang around /k/ more.

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>tfw missed the shitposting and saltmining extravaganza

why didn't i just try and stay awake a little longer

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>>128100616
>implying flooding the whole state would stop or even slow down Florida

WATCH IT AGAIN

JUST
DO
IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3wE7MO1uSw

WATCH

NOW

DO IT

>>128100767
It was glorious, anon. Leddit and Twitter imploded.

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>>128100767
go read through the archives

>>128100767
It was great. I'll post some from reddit in the next thread.

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>>128100724
Shit, here's a better resolution.

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>>128100821
any screenshots?

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>>128100767

Here is some salt on the house

>>128099896
We don't have large Mongolian communities for you to move into, sorry.

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>>128100798
kek

Floridians are like cockroaches...You can't stop them