/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "Press S to Spit on Grave"

i'm still mad about the tomahawks

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https://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/869864312206217216

whyt

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>i was only pretending to be retarded

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>>127836264

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN

>>127836292
it's okay, the emperor will forgive you

>>127836321
Because you weren't tolerant enough.

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>>127836292

>being mad about a highly successful move

loling at your life right now

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>>127836264

>>127836292
This. I'm mad we didn't have a years long campaign to liberate Syria and install democracy

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Want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes?

Type: covfefe.org in the search bar

thoughts?

Oh shit someone figured it out:

covfefe = Coverage For Every Fake Event

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What did he mean by this?

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>>127836204
Reminder that "Press S" fags are new here and don't understand where "Press F to pay respects" came from.

>>127836292

They're called Hebrew Hammers now.

>>127836292
I know, he should have teamed up with Sisi and take Libya and Syria together and overthrow Assad.

>>127836459
domain was registered just now by someone trying to cash in on a meme

>>127836507
One of you already posted that, shill.

>>127836406
>AIM-120s

>>127836553
I'm more of a "Press X to Jason" man myself

33.4467 56.6753

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>>127836507
>>127836336
lol

drumpf

>>127836632

DELET

>>127836336
>>127836507
cmon guys fucking coordinate your shit on slack it's why we have it god

>travel bans btfo
>healthcare btfo
>tax reform btfo
>wall btfo
>budget btfo
>funds sanctuary cities
>deportations still lower than under Obama
>gives amnesty
>lifts refugee limit and takes them in
>personal lawyer wanted by Senate
>impeachment ever closer

>>127836292
That's okay, you are a gay.

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>>127836666
checked

>>127836684
At least I have a soul.

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>>127836684
Because the Republican party is filled with RINOs, cuckservatives (together with actual Republicans).

>Mike Pence

https://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/869864312206217216
Friendly reminder that ISIS and their autistic pals across Europe are planning an attack like this for Ramadan. Who do you think they'll target? Germany or France? Maybe something unexpected?

>>127836777
>covfefe

>>127836656
>reposting the same pic

oh you

How many of you ITT weren't on 4chan before 2014?

>>127836791
Maybe it will be both.

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>>127836588
it was probably Pedro himself

>>127836791
Don't they generally harass countries that are tied to middle east, just like France, Germany, or Brits?

But why don't they ever get at US?

>>127836632
>Some lost place in Iran
What did you mean by this

>Hours later, he posts a witty way of saying "It was a fucking typo, you retards"
>LOL I WAS ONLY PRETENDING MEME

Jesus Christ, are you even trying

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>Trump is blocking blue checkmark faggots left and right

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>>127836835
I've been here since 2005.

Not the proudest fact about m e.

>>127836835

2012, I was here for the Zimmerman trials

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>>127836945

>>127836835
Been here since late 2013, does that count?

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why do mods keep 404'ing this topic?

http://archive.is/NWTSt

>>127836945
Why the fuck is not Antifa classified as domestic terror group?

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WEW

>>127836981
I see what you did there. Faggot.

>>127836292
I didn't like it, but the Tomahawks seemed to me the strongest non-committal move he could have made

>>127836835

Only been here since Orlando attack.

>>127836870
It's harder to get to the U.S. - there's an entire ocean blocking them from getting here. That's why most ISIS related attacks here tend to be small arms in the softest of targets. Plus, many are being arrested on even the slightest suspicion currently. There's also the statistical reality of less overall Muslims in concentrated areas here as opposed to France or Belgium where massive mudslime ghettos have existed for decades.

>>127837070
>that shirt
kek'd

>>127836835
2006
>pls let me die

>>127836791

Actually, I don't think that's the bomb. The size and wind of the mushroom cloud is very different from the other Kabul images.

>>127837002
See >>127836756

>>127836945
>>127836962
>>127836997
>>127837032

Antifa has turned on Clanton ahah, according to FBIanon a few days ago, he ratted on a few of the more violent Berkeley antifa and even some of the BAMN higher ups that have CP collections and shit. Also he apparently broke down and cried, begging them not to take him to "that fascist institution of state funded torture" jail when he was arrested. kek

>>127837070
that obama shirt

>>127837070
>Obama shirt

One of his sons again I see

>>127836835
I can't remember when I came. Those years are a blur. I think it was 2012.

>>127837070
This is the kind of people you want as neighbors! Welcome, Wilkommen,bienvenue!

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#covfefegate

>>127836336
Kek this meme perfectly encapsulates how the drumpfcucks are rationalizing this retardation

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Do you think she actually meant it?

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>>127837070
>Obama Shirt

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>>127836973
Been on this BBS since I logged in with my first C64 back in '86. Get on this level. Tandy users btfo

>>127837110
Europe needs to remove all and any foreign country supported mosques and such.. Saudi Arabia spreads their radical Islam, wahhabism like this no? and Qatar too?

I think, I am not sure, but mosques in Russia are "state sanctioned"/controlled.. I think that'd be better in a way if you compare it to rest of the Europe.

And yeah the ocean is a great help.

>>127837118
?

>>127837202

CHELSEA NORMALIZING/HUMANIZING TRUMP

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>>127837184
Fuck this is great

>>127837247

>JOE OG

>>127836835
earliest memory is 2009, nice try

>>127837202
Fuck no she's just virtue signaling like always

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>>127836588
LOOKS LIKE SHEKELS ARE BACK ON THE MENU TONIGHT, GOYS

>>127836835
2010. I actually lurked for 2 months before posting

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>>127837070
Who would say that teaming up with local bandits to carve a new country that just coincidentally happens to hold a sizable part of the region oil would have disastrous consequences?

> you now remember that Obama and many of the Hollywood starts were making a genocide claim on the Darfur region to justify the whole kerfuffle
> you now realize that even among the today most rabid anti interventionists nobody batted an eye on the international community, mainstream media and Hollywood celebrities endorsing the secession of that country because Obama is cool and so is George Clooney

>>127836791
It's certainly going to be at least one incredibly autistic place, like a Shia mosque in India or something.
>>127837279
You answered your own question, anon.
They're all cucks, you can't expect them to do anything properly.

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>>127837330

>>127837405
I spose so

>>127836666
>that ID
>them digits
Maybe there is a stargate over there

>>127837259
The only way to stop them is to deport them all back to the middle east. I see no other choice for European nations at this point. It doesn't matter if they were born in Europe or not. In fact, there's an argument to be made for 2nd generation slimes being much easier to radicalize. Send them all back or face a continued effort to supplant and undermine European governments and culture. The moment Muslims start to make up 2-5% of the population they always start chimping out.

>>127836939
>>127836973
>>127837096
>>127837170

>mfw people tell me /ptg/ isn't just a bunch of newfags and redditors

I thought you faggots were anti immigration, why don't you go back and stay back.

>>127837393
Africa is for extracting resources, no one really cares beyond that, even liberals who claim they give a shit about blood diamonds.

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>>127836777
Checked. Covfefe confirmed to be Pence's codename

>>127837338
I have always been here through the eons.

>>127836835
2009 or 2010

>>127837484
I may be a newfag, but I'm no rebbitor.

>>127836891

Cyrus, Covfefe, Think!

>>127837314
Its garbage tier humour you fucking loser

>>127837484

I finally had to leave Reddit after all of the censorship about the attack. Once his name was released mods starting deleting comments and locking threads.

>>127836684
>impeachment ever closer

Must be why nobody's talking about it anymore.

>>127836835
Since Zim Zam
When Jaffa called I knew this place was gonna take hold of me

>>127837495
Preaching to the choir about the whole Africa interventionism (been there, done that, have the gold and diamond encrusted churches to prove). The point is that MSM, Hollywood and social media in general shilled for that for years and now aren't anywhere near accepting the disastrous consequences.

>>127837484

2012 is before Trump you single digit IQ retard

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Pic related prefectly describes the state of Trump and his supporters.

Trump made an error fell asleep only to wake up to the fact that he was the laughing stock of the world once again. So operation damage control was put into action and he comes up with a riddle (aka I was merely pretending to be retarded).

We only laugh harder now at rural and suburban retards like you. We use you as entertainment and nothing more.

Dance monkeys, Dance!

>>127837605
>loser
You're the fat weaboo americunt living in Japan

>>127837659
The Democratic Party dropped the "impeachment" meme when their internal testing showed it would only boost Trump's popularity. Meanwhile, the media is still pushing it because the Democrats have lost control of the narrative. It's not going to happen.

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What did he mean by this ?

Why is it that liberals will always jump at Trump's harmless tweets and insult him, but as soon as Trump actually makes a bullshit post, namely:
>We have a MASSIVE trade deficit with Germany, plus they pay FAR LESS than they should on NATO & military. Very bad for U.S. This will change
Suddenly everyone in the comments agrees with him?? WTF??
That idiot studied economy, he knows that a trade deficit isn't bad. It's pure propaganda. And he knows exactly that the US isn't forced to support our military. They could literally just pull their stupid troops out of Germany and be done with it, but they don't! Germany doesn't need a huge military to begin with. Right now the money would be spent better on the police force (because of refugees etc).

>>127835102
"I went too far" is not a good enough apology. The fact she went anywhere at all with this hysteria is a sign of how much she's part of this bubble of detached reality these hollywood liberals live in.

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>>127836835

Started browsing 2004. It was a time when people would not simply post stupid shit on the internet for fear of getting raided.

>I cannot believe it
>Habeeb it.
>TWINKIE HOUSE!

>>127837710

>Toothpaste writing Trump fanfic

Good to bed.

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>>127837751
>when their internal testing showed it would only boost Trump's popularity

MOTHERFUCK the US MSM has made Trump fucking untouchable in his imago

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>>127837759
I need my morning covfefe

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>>127837710
>tubes of toothpaste right now

>>127837751
>>127837826
Literally same thing happened in campaign. Like nearly everything they threw at Trump literally bounced off at him in a day or two, didn't it? Nothing stuck. Pussy tape became a fucking meme.

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>>127837686
Because if the media doesn't say they should be outraged the normies won't be outraged. You know they have football and shit.

>>127837890
I'm not gonna lie I was sweating bullets through that pussy Shoah

>>127836835
I'm hitting my three year mark around now. Before then I was in the military and only used my computer for myspace and porn.

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TRUMP NOOOOOOOO

Jaki Zbigniew, kurwa?

>>127837890

Khhhaaaannnnn!!!

>>127837868
No you see that is not what I mean.
A typo can happen to everyone. Afterwards pretending is was deliberate is fucking retarded.

Just admit you made a tiny mistake.

>>127837973
Kek

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HES MAKING YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN

>>127837973
GIT HER DONALD

>>127837973
Holy shit, she's getting demolished from all sides.

>>127837961
SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRRODUCTION

>>127836264
JESUS IS HERE, I KNEW IT!

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>>127837710
Stay salty faggot

>>127837973
HAHAHAHAHAHAH MASTER TROLL.

>>127837686
They accepted it, why the heck do you think they wanted it in the first place?

>>127837751
>>127837826
Even historically, when Clinton was impeached his popularity rose, this was the dumbest meme they tried to push in years.

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Now it's personal!

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/869874798087819264

>>127838015

Awoo!?

>>127837973
Was wondering when he would address it kek

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They made Barron upset
UNFORGIVABLE

>>127837710
>Fell asleep
>When the biggest HAPPENING just occurred

This is what toothpaste actually believes.

>>127837973
>Barron is upset.
They have no idea what is coming at them in the future do they?

>>127838057
Holy hell, he is the biggest fucking troll around.

>>127837751
>Democrats have lost control of the narrative

Then what the fuck is the MSM even doing? Just going on autopilot?

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869874798087819264
APOLOGISE TO LORD BARRON OR FACE HIS WRATH YOU HAG

>>127837973

THE CHILLEN

>>127837759
It means "It was a fucking typo, you dipshits."

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Looks like Griffin will have a very unfortunate accident in the future
She dun goofed

>>127838070
>>127838057
>Barron is upset.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

>>127837973
Fucking lmao.

This is going to backfire AGAIN. Trump is such a hypocrite

>>127838082
Then why did he delete the tweet?

>>127838086
Between Barron, Bannon, and BOTUS Bundo, the left is fucked.

>>127838057
>>127838070
Really enrages the blue checkmarks

>>127837973
She's going to bend the knee so fucking fast, I'm waiting for her damage control with glee

>the Muslim ban

It's not a Muslim ban you dolt.

Haha that Jules Salamander guy blocked me for calling him irrelevant

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>>127837890
The problem was that too much of something desensitized the audience. Hillary had one scandal: Benghazi and the coverup, including deleting the emails. For 18 months it was "but what about Benghazi? What about the emails".

With Trump every week was something different making it look like last week's outrage had fizzled. Had them chosen one and only one and repeated it over and over and over they would have had a chance. But they didn't.

>>127837417
Tfw party of Lincoln can finally be revived.
Joe8.jpg

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>>127836336

>>127838110
Yes. They've gone full retard because their lives depend on it. They've gone full in with the Russian-Trump narrative and impeachment shit so they can't let go.

>>127838198
She released a half assed video apologizing

>>127838199
Aren't we all Muslims when you really think about it

>>127838215
I think the Comey "rescuing Clinton" when he skipped over DOJ hurt her alot.

POST COMFORTING TRACTORS

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>>127838234
Are you also feeling covfefe, lads?

>>127837982
>Afterwards pretending is was deliberate is fucking retarded.

When the fuck did this ever happen?
No, really. What ass did you pull that out of?

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Man, the shills are fast !

Another tremendous tweet, that one was good. Of course there are dipshits in the responses trying to undermine even Trump's own son.

>>127837826
I'm pretty sure Trump is going to be the Republican Bill Clinton

>>127836204
so covfefe meant media coverage right ?

>>127838260
> only oldfags will recognize this and its significance in today's context

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>>127837184

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>>127837982
I thought the Dutch had a sense of humour. Guess not. Also what is shaving sex?

>>127838110
>Then what the fuck is the MSM even doing? Just going on autopilot?
>Debbie sends email to Soros group saying DOJ won't let Clinton investigation go too far.
>Comey had shown this email to Congress as an explanation for not letting the case go to DOJ OR Comey didn't show it at all to the Congress and just based it on a "Russian intel showing fake email"
>email is on Awan's laptop that DWS is trying desperately to retrieve from capitol police.
>This is why Gowdy said in an email to Martha that the DOJ was compromised.

>CNN/WaPo are now saying that email from Debbie to Soros was fake and planted by Russians. And Comey didn't let the case go to DOJ because he did not want to tip off the Russians he was in on their fake email. (WTF??)

>Graham is saying bullshit, Comey never told us that this was a fake document.

TL;DR Comey took the case from the DoJ because of an email from Debbie to Soros that showed the DoJ was going to let Hillary walk. Comey then lets Hillary walk and presents the email to Congress as an explanation as to why he took the case. Now the email is a fake from Russia and Comey took the case so that the email couldn't be leaked so as to cast doubt on the DoJ. Then why present the email to Congress as legitimate? Why is Debbie threatening police for a laptop?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTIaQ-fuAJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT5unqVfCKE

Check the TL:DR for Media Narrative.
They are lying so much they can't even remember what they lied about.

>>127838151
>Then why did he delete the tweet?

Becaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuse it was a mispost?

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>>127838151
Shut your fucking mouth ahmed

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4D chess again. Liberals are going to defend Kathy's ISIS shoot just to spite Trump.

>>127837484
You're supposed to post a picture of an upset face when you put "mfw" in a sentence like that newfag.

>>127837727
>humour
>American

Ok retard

>>127838309
>>127837982

according to toothpaste making a light hearted joke about your viral typo is pretending that it's deliberate

>>127838434

Oy gevalt!

>>127837170
This. I don't know how people remember this shit. It's been awhile

>>127836336
>>127836507
>>127836656
>fuck off retard
this isn't how normal people react to typos, just blue checkmark twitter

>>127838350
If it wasn't for Newt, Bill's Presidentcy would have been a joke, believe that !

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Defend this

>>127838563
CHAOS
PRESIDENT

>>127838512
Were you here for zimzam? If you were here for that the current oldfag crowd believes you are old enough to post.

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ANOTHER FAGGOT DESTROYED

TRUMP IS GASSING ALL THE BLUE CHECKMARKS

>>127838309
His second tweet says soimething like: Why knows the meaning of covfefe? Enjoy!

He is implying it has a meaning and therefore that he deliberately wrote covfefe.

>>127838407
I thought he was the President but apparently he is a comedian and a joke as president.

>>127838420
Hereby proving he made a mistake and afterwards implying covfefe means something is retarded.

>>127838420
Truth hurts doesnt it?

>>127836336
I laughed, Trump really covfefe'd this up.

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>>127838381
>oldfag
>fefe is barely even two years old

>>127838600
Oh no that sucks
Who?

>>127838563
>Applying the law with greatest precision ever
Yeah, they're out of (((control)))

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>>127838563
Can America elect 535 Gianfortes to the House and Senate? Hell, can they elect the same Gianforte to 535 different positions?

The Guardian is now forever "the rag belonging to the dude who got bodyslammed by a winning candidate."

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>>127838512
Just think of the meme from the period you first remember and go find out when it was around.

06 here too, I've seen it all.

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>>127838563
Ok

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>>127838237
It makes me laugh how fully mental so many people have become. Someone I once thought was my best friend (I was best man at his wedding) has gone full retard. He publically "cut me off" because I voted for Trump and actually tried to get me fired. He had people call my work and say I said racist things. (I work as an instructor and go to companies to teach employees how to use various software or hardware devices). My boss told me that they couldn't tell him what company they worked for or when it happened. That is how retarded they are. He probably found them on plebbit and sent them to try get me fired.

These people have become very dangerous. I had no idea this kind of psychosis existed.

>>127838260
basic gestalt?

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>>127838605
You ruining the reputation of ethnic toothpastes
stop what your doing

>>127838605
>His second tweet says soimething like: Why knows the meaning of covfefe? Enjoy!
>He is implying it has a meaning and therefore that he deliberately wrote covfefe.

It's almost like the internet exploded over it for the next several hours, pretending there was some kind of meaning, and THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

Jesus Christ, you're thick.

Why are Joe and Mika kissing Franken's ass?

>>127838783
Priming him for 2020.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

COVFEFE = 27232626

SEARCHING IT = YOU FIND FROG GOD

FIRST RESULT ON GOOGLE VIDEOS:
>My Chemical Romance - "Welcome to the Black Parade"

>When I was a young boy
>My father took me into the city
>To see a marching band
>He said, "Son, when you grow up
>Would you be the savior of the broken
>The beaten and the damned?"
>He said, "Will you defeat them
>Your demons, and all the non-believers
>The plans that they have made?"
>"Because one day I'll leave you
>A phantom to lead you in the summer
>To join the black parade."

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>>127838634
> only oldfags will remember this meme

COVFEFE xDDxDDDxD DURMPFDFOT HAS ALZHEIMER!

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>>127838237
I wonder if MSM realizes that they are the one damaging and undermining the US democratically elected government, best examples are all those classified intel leaks from CIA and the discussion about ISIS laptops (which was leaked in a very damaging way by WaPo and NYT, funny how they claimed Trump endangered the poeration when he shared it privately in a meeting with officials and NYT and WaPo blasted the contests of it in the newspapers so any ISIS agent could see it)

>>127836835
I've been here nine or ten years.
Regret the first five, as I spent it primarily on /b/.

>>127838783
Because Joe held Mika at gunpoint last night and told her to do it or she'd go the way of her intern.

>>127838817
>WHEN I WAS
an old /b/ (forced) meme
hmmmm

>>127838817
All of this stuff reminds me of that movie "The Number 23".

>>127838833
Shut up, ashcorp is a faggot and you are one for even secretly liking him

>>127838811

It's sickening how biased they are.

>>127838600
>Immediately whines about getting blocked
>Calls the other guy thin-skinned

The lack of self-awareness is incredible.

>>127838600
AHAHAHAH TRUMP BAN ME AHAHAHAH FUCK YOU I'M NOT EVEN MAD AHAHAHAH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>127838817
We really do live in best timeline.

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>>127838772
You know what to do !

>>127838817
this is like the film knowing with Nick Cage

>>127838914
Pretty sure that guy would block someone after one shit post let alone making constant shit posts on every tweet he posts

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>>127838772
What reputation?

Your love of watersports?

>>127836553
Actually you are even newer, it comes from Press S to spit on grave metameme, try to keep up

I went to sleep and people were sperging out about a mistype, they`re still at it.

>>127836656
What gets me is how petty and alarming this is from our FUCKING PRESIDENT.

Imagine you met some jackass who fucked up, and instead of confronting the problem they instead claim that- no- they MEANT to fuck up. The guy is a pathological liar who has no clue what the word "accountability" means.

Will the Democrat candidate in 2020 try to shitpost on Twitter as well?

>>127838597
It was way before that. started going to /new/ before it got shut down but I was on /b/ awhile before that.

>>127838722
I think I heard about 4chan in a newsweek article so it wasn't too early but it was still a long time ago. Well before boxxy so I'm thinking 2008?

What's going on?

>>127838600
About time he started scrubbing his twitter from all the cancerous fags

>>127839083
A meme nebula.

>>127839083
big news, Trump made a spelling error and corrected it

>>127839052
are you people being deliberately obtuse

>>127836835

First came here in 2009

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>>127838600
>He banned me
>ME
>I think I am going to go with sweetiepiehoneycuddles and talk to a lawyer "friend".

>>127839069
The Democratic party will have imploded by 2020, it's gonna be Trump vs Jill Stein.

>>127839083
uno farto @3:14

>>127838845
They do and they don't care. The "press" in the U.S. have gone out of control a few times before. This isn't new, it's actually an old problem that resurfaces every few generations. They start to believe that they hold the government accountable when in reality the people do. You know what journalists do? They're supposed to report on current events based off ethical guidelines. You know what happens when they stop following said guidelines? The people come to hate them to the point where journalists get attacked for being writhing maggots.

>>127839164
Shitposting is a 4chan tradition, lurk moar faggot.

Notice how he stopped blocking those petty cunts in his replies after coming back from his foreign trip. I think this is part of bettering his media image.

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>>127839019
DELET

>>127838822

OLD MEME IS OOOOOOOOLD XDDDD

>>127837134
I was in that thread. I wish FBIanon would give us scoops like that more often.

>>127838563
Someone needs a body slam

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>>127839209
No

>>127839052
>and instead of confronting the problem they instead claim that- no- they MEANT to fuck up.

1. For the billionth fucking time, where is this whole "I meant to do that" coming from? What layer of reality are you extracting this message?

2. What fucking problem is there to confront? You either edit it, delete it, or just fucking move on from it.

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>>127839131
>>127839159
>>127839186
Okay, thanks, guys. I was wondering what was going on.
>mfw have to go help my dad today with road work
>>127839209
You deserve it.

>>127838408
No wonder our media completely dropped the investigation line. I was curious if they'd blindly follow, but I suppose they can see this shit coming, too.

>>127839192
We have a council that follows that the media here follows certain ethical guidelines. They sanction/fine papers that break them and remove their seal of acceptance (which implies good tradition) from the paper if they don't correct their shit.

I heard there is not one in U.S. because first amendment though

>>127838563
>Agency does its job
>10 Reasons why this is horrifying
>By Chaim Goldberg
I hate the mainstream media.

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>>127839052
How stupid are you ?
He made a mistake and hit send before looking at it, I do it all the time, then knowing ppl like you would shit all over him, he made a joke !
Get a grip man !

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>>127839131
>>127839159
>https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/869753060620480514
Yet a spic caught PEPE yesterday and nobody is talking about it.

>>127836615

tfw no press X to Shaun edition thread.

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IT'S HAPPENING

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Classy...

Is the TRAVEL BLOGGER who intermittently CAPITALIZES THINGS like a fucking SPAAAZ gone yet?!

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>>127839083
trump is no longer tweeting.
someone else is doing it for him, and they fucked up their first tweet.
twitter is in meltdown over it.

attached is from last night.
'covfefe' is still trending

>>127839373
Damn, a frog that big could eat a child

>>127839421
>Sean

>>127839052

You're the retard obsessing over the typo, you gotta be sperg to care that much because he joked about it instead of saying so sorry, Trump does not owe you an apologie

>>127839373
Which one's the spic?

>>127839430

Oy gevalt!

>>127838134
No shit idiot

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>>127839430
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>127838563
My penis is hard now. At work. Thanks alot dick.

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Just look how many liberals have put "covfefe" into their name. They really have gone insane.

They can't stop posting things.

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>>127839430

>>127839435

Tiffany is under investigation as well?

>>127839430
BUT MUH INTERGERENATIONAL EQUALITY

>>127839430
Should have made it a double scoop.
>>127839438
Darn.

>>127839430

Good, let the 6 billion non-white Americans fed and funded since WWII figure out how to save the planet.

Meanwhile America will just innovate their low-lying cities with technology and shit.

Meaning the only peoples who will suffer from "global warming" are the dumb.

Guys, 50 years ago we were walking on moon.
Now we are just doing nothing

When will we populate the near space with man made cities, colonize Moon and Mars? The earth is a finite space that's containing man within its little limits.

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>>127839560
>gone insane
that ship sailed a long time ago

>>127839437
I don't KNOW kike but HAVE you found the DOLLAR bill I left in YOUR oven?

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>>127839430
Just a reminder of why the agreement is trash and fucking suck I'll let the text of the agreement speak for itself.

Here is something verbatim from the so called "climate agreement" [1]

> Acknowledging that climate change is a common concern of humankind, Parties should, when taking action to address climate change,
> respect, promote and consider their respective obligations on human rights,

> the right to health,
> the rights of indigenous peoples,
> local communities,
> migrants,
> children,
> persons with disabilities
> and people in vulnerable situations
> and the right to development,
> as well as gender equality,
> empowerment of women
> and intergenerational equity

Anyone supporting this agreement or essentially anything coming out of supranational organizations is a complete retard that can't see what the Marxists fail to achieve at the ballot box they try again at these organizations, treaties and agreements.

Trump better pull out of this wretched thing and burn the UN to the ground.

[1] https://unfccc.int/resource/docs/2015/cop21/eng/l09r01.pdf

>>127839560
To be fair a shire with 10000 orcs in it would be more difficult to assail than a shire with just hobbits.

>>127839605
For the crime of stealing our hearts :^)

>>127839659
OY VEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>127839435
How fucking delusional do you need to be to patronize the president of the USA when you are a nobody

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>>127839430
wheres the second scoop?

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>>127837973
the best part is you know he doesn't even care, he's just stirring the shit pot for fun

>>127837973
>blue checkmark attention whores are on his side
Top fucking kek.

>>127836204
I don't remember this trump tweet
He didn't actually say that about mika's dad did he?

>>127839430
BAD GOY

>>127839817
no

>>127836264
Covfefe, aka CovFEFE.
Aka the Covenant of Freethinking Enrico Fermi Freemasons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox

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>tfw you spend time on a meme but it is already dead when you finish..

Why even live

>>127839654
Maybe we should clean the earth before that so it would be even possible.

>>127839923
fug I love that chocolate. Every time I'm in Europe I stock up like a lardass. They started selling it in the US now.

>>127839430
Yes yes yes. Hoomotherfuckingray!

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>Styx still hasn't made an Occult video on Covfefe

>>127839435
Hahahaha YES what a fucking boss. Commie Kathy eternally BTFO

>>127839664
>I want to live in a world were the ocean in filled with plastic goo, I cant see anything in the city because of smog

I know your life is shit, but stop trying to destroy the world

>>127839664
and based portugal is part of it?

>>127839923
I think it's terrific, Jari.

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>>127839959
by proxy of tech advancement required to populate space you will learn new techs to do that

>>127839430
OOO NOOO THE AIR WILL AUTIMATTICALLY TURN BLACK AND WE WILL ALL DIE IN 5 YEARS. DRUMFT US LUTTERLY HITLER

>>127839923
ur not the first one to make this. a german anon already made a similiar one.

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>>127838690
>New ads for those running for congress
>Watch me bodyslam this faggot reporter from the Guardian
>people respond by saying "PLEASE REPRESENT US"
>Guardian Reporters all over the world are bodyslammed by people running for office.

>>127840105
fuck

>>127839654
We need to cure aging first

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>>127838722

>>127840159
No, to cure aging we need time and space which is finite on earth but infinite out there.

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>>127839430
SCOOP?

BREAKING: USA whitedraws from Paris climate agreement
>BREAKING: USA whitedraws from Paris climate agreement

>>127840191
What do you mean by that

>>127840069
I mean the scum in the establishment and anywhere else. Human scum.

new thread

>>127840268

>>127840268

>>127840268

>>127840268

>>127840268

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PARIS AGREEMENT CANCELLED

>>127840238
I see you follow @BreakingNLive

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>>127839430
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

>>127840042
Not being part of that agreement doesn't mean you want plastic in the oceans you complete, utter moron. Go be an imbecile somewhere else and let functional adults be on the itnernet.

>>127840238
>whitedraws

Muh privilege

>>127839664
And? That's normal UN or diplomatic talk. He's hurting the economy for nothing. US loses jobs. US gets embargoed. Jobs go to China. Sad!

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>>127839655
I live in the bay area. no way would I put a trump sticker on my car. The nutbags living around here would go crazy.