/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "Top jej" EDITION

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AHAHAHAHA JOE IS PISSED

Guess he got dragged off when afghanistan got bombed.

Pretty funny way to handle a fuckup

>>127833344
Absolute banter

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AWOO~

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I LOVE YOU DONALD TRUMP!

COVFEFE!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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so thats what covfefe means.......


wtf i love covfefe

>>127833433
IS THIS HOW THE PARTY OF FEFECOV DIES?

>>127833344
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
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>>127833344
Praise

>>127833433

Too bad he'll never figure out the meaning of "covfefe" and find Trump's Treasure.

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>>127833344

BEST TIMELINE

BEST PRESIDENT

BEST COUNTRY

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>>127833344
8 FUCKING YEARS OF THIS

Covfefe.

As foretold by Pepe.

>>127833495
Fug...

>>127833344
>twitter for iphone
I thought he had a Galaxy

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>Enjoy!

Will do, Mr. President

>>127833489
I love this man

lmao that the trump tweet dropped while joe and mika spent 10 fucking minutes on it and drooped it after he tweeted

WHAT IS COVFEFE

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>I'm actually proud of our POTUS

>>127833495
Goddamn, Mr. President! Try not to drown in pussy!

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>>127833533

Those are tears of joy, I assume?

Donald Trump I know you're reading this, please track my IP address, kidnap me, and let's have really dank discussions, I love you

>>127833501

>J3b

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>>127833433
>POTUS is bullying Joe

>>127833525
>Trump's Treasure

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>>127833344
>>127833489
>The most powerful person on Earth is a 4chan-tier shitposter

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E N J O Y

I hope this never ends

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>>127833495
Look at the time

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>>127833592
>he doesn't know what Covfefe is

>Mfw liberals will be assblasted about this for the rest of the week

This is exactly why I voted for this man.

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Going out to get a some covfefe, you guys want any?

>>127833604
Colonel, we managed to avoid drowning!

>>127833344
Trump is the best

He can literally make up words and have it be news lol

The media will be reporting about covfefe for hours like retards

>>127833619
He's an 80s man. He only discovered the power of memes last year, so do not expect him to know the full extent of his power even now.

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>>127833495

>>127833344
is this some kind of code or something? Like reverse alphabet?
a = z
b = y
etc
or another code where you shift the letters forward or backwards? It's likely a code.

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>Joe spends the opening of his show obsessing over covfefe
>Trump drops his new tweet
>Joe throws a big shitfit saying it's not funny

Media got played hard. Stop obsessing over stupid shit you retards.

>>127833465
it's literally the best thing I've ever seen handled ever

>all the left wing rags pushing the covfefe thing as anything other than a typo

We used to have good journalism in the 80s, man

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>>127833679
Don't forget about the bombing. They will look bad and immature

More seeds planted

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>>127833495
I literally have bigger tits than her. Sad!

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>>127832972
joe is joe

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HE DELETED THE ORIGINAL COVFEFE TWEET IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH IMEPLACO IME A IMEPACJ TISM TWO TWO RSOOKO TWO SCOOPS TWO SCOOPS TWP S OKSP

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>>127833728
From the last thread

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen, he's literally just shitposting at this point and everyone is going mad.

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>>127833533
This thread and Trump are blessed

>>127833489
What did the original tweet with the spelling error say? Obviously covfefe but what else?

He confirms here that Kek theory is correct!
Praise Kek!

>>127833728
Charlie
Oscar
Victor
Foxtrot
Echo
Foxtrot
Echo

>>127833344
THIS IS ACTUAL 9-D CHESS

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I'du like-u som-ay mor-eh covfefe

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>>127833465

Yup, humor is a good way to handle an other-wise embarrassing situation

>>127833454
DONALD YES!

The Covfefes will last forever....

>>127833786

"Despite all the negative media covfefe"

>>127833433
what's joe saying?
Is he scared about covfefe?

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>>127833606
Yes, shitposting fro the Oval Office is something I always wanted

>>127833685
Good job!

>>127833775
shes objectively beautiful now go away you cow worshipping autist

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>>127833854


Ya'll always need daddy to tell you everything.
I decoded it already FFS.

COVFEFE:
>>127832076

>>127833781
It is 100% this. Not even kidding, not memeing. It is this. It is truly happening.

He deleted his first tweet mentioning covfefe?

He always flip flops, the man is a pancake.

I regret voting for him

>>127833344
how does he do it lads? how does he manage to top himself time and time again

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>>127833786

>>127833782
>big ass bomb in Kabul
>shitpost a typo

I've been laughing uncontrollably since his last tweet, send help

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>>127833646

NO!

He is far higher level than the chans. He is an elder God from a long lost past whom we are fortunate enough to observe in his twilight. His like shall not be seen again.

Donald Trump, the genius shitposter who makes Aussies look like faggot leafs. Cherish him, bros.

>>127833854

Covfefe was the man destined to destroy him

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>>127833489

Trump must disavow all covfefes immediately!!!!!

>>127833501
You are low energy

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I love our President. Also this was the funniest reaction

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>>127833344

>mfw this is real

Trump is a true puzzlemaster

CNN: OUR ANONYMOUS SOURCES SAY THAT COVFEFE IS A RUSSIAN INFORMANT SENT BY THE KREMLIN TO INFLUENCE THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

It always comes back to Russia...

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>>127833344
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOD BLESS THIS PRESIDENT AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

>>127833921
lmao I saw this one too, glad someone took a screencap

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>>127832076 COVFEFE decoded >>127832076

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>tfw you realize Trump knew we would get bored without happening so he gave us this gift

>>127833820
I believe you mean green teavfefe.

>>127833955
reddit tier humor

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The 4D chess meme and allegation of Trump trolling everyone was true. I'm sorry I doubted you /ptg/.

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>>127833957
Based Bess wants the D

>>127833955
Brilliant

>>127833781
kek, praise kek

>>127834035
fuck off leaf

>>127833489
Nigga bout to start an ARG

Has anyone started pasting the Oh Sweetie lady's shitposts onto pics of the Kabul aftermath, yet?
This is important work that needs to be done.

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>>127833525
>>127833644
>Trump's Treasure
>an entire freezer full of Trump Steaks

>>127834038
this slut needs nudes leaked

God fucking damn I love this man

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>>127834048

>>127834028
DAMN IT THERE IS THE BIGGEST BOMB IN EVER THAT WAS DETONATED IN A GREEN ZONE DURING RAMADAN THIS NEEDS MORE ATTENTION

>>127833646
I bet he stole some trickster god's mojo or something

>>127834086

Still voting on treasure hunt. This is his stimulus package.

>>127833454
xNOOO

Not our most important ally!

What is covfefe?

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According to this new tweet, is Trump the Riddler now?

>>127834137

A bomb was detonated in the middle east

Not big surprise

>>127834173
What do you think it is

>>127834180

What will the Nyedder do with himself now?

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>>127833489
Who are these Jews with instantaneous multiple comments under all his shit?

>>127834173

Come and see...

>>127834126
I second this.

KEEP CALM AND COVFEFE

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>>127834117
Please?

>>127834151
He may be a descendant of Loki

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I remember Jens Stoltenberg did something very similar a few years ago, tweeted out "hvkæ"

but Jens wasn't smart enough to handle it well

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>>127834180
Excuse Me?

>>127833946
But seriously we can't let this man start the third impact

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I mean, he has a point

>>127834112
>Trump keeps all the trump steaks in Stasis with his tesla machine.

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>>127834112
>frozen beef
>implying Trump doesn't only eat Wendy's

>>127834137
the kabul thing? how bad was it?

>>127833888
WHAT WAS IT TRIPS MAN

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>>127834307
>yfw Wendy's becomes the new exclusive purveyor of Trump Steaks

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>>127834290

That's the idea

>>127834322
It was >>127834021

>>127834290
Wow, that guy is really worried about Trump's covfefe arsenal.

>>127834021
Fuck off son, the true Kek decoding is much better and the real one. You are disinfo shill.

Co V Fe Fe is confirmed to ad up to a green frog by way of periodical system decoding.

There is NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. It has been ESTABLISHED!

Stop shilling.

>>127834203
In one of the most heavily monitored and secured regions in US control.

The fact it got through means there's been a massive intelligence failure.

>>127834316
80+ dead, hundreds injured

>>127834173
>being this out of the know
I think it's quite obvious what covfefe is and the fact that you're so ignorant you don't know is just proof positive you should consider asking for a lobotomy

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458

i love this man

>>127834290

>Nobody has ever made a typo before

>>127834316
Lots of people died. There was one in Iraq too. And Australian was killed.

>>127834417
Covfefe is just a dogwhistle for Harambe.

You know it, I know it, everybody knows it....

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>>127833344
>meaning

>>127834112
I wanna FUCK that awoo

>>127834307
>>127834371
>Falling for the Wendy's meme
https://twitter.com/arb
Here's who ran it.

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>>127834307
>>127834371

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>>127833344
>thought that was a fake as balls tweet
>its actually fucking real

He truly is a shitposting faggot in a presidential role. What a fucking timeline.

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>>127834112
Not just the steaks, but also the Trump gold, a signed copy of Art of the Deal and a pair of Ivanka's panties from her late teens.

>trying to hide his Alzheimer's

>>127834572

And his tax returns.

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I control the covfefe
I control the universe!

>>127834272
Jens is a real cunt.

Long time Trump supporter here

>>127834614
Fuck off Colbert

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>>127834417

>Co V Fe Fe is confirmed to ad up to a green frog by way of periodical system decoding.

LMAO, sheep.
You choose numbers associated to chemical elements associated to randomly choosen letters ripped completely out of the word's context, make a google search and associate a random search result to it, because with the hundreds of thousands of Google results the odds of actually finding something like that is high. Sure thing. This is how Trump uses code words. Very reliable.

My decoding is based on actual esoteric and occult numerology.

>>127834608
Just tried to hide his Covfefe my dude

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>>127833344

>>127834665

I'm clearly not Colbert, otherwise I'd be after his extra scoop of ice cream.

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>>127833344
>It actually was 88D Darkest Hour all along

>>127834707
I think it's just funny that he is playing the game when everyone started asking "what did he mean by this" and he just plays along.

It's [spoiler]cute[/spoiler]

If covfefe really meant something then why did he delete it?

He has Alzheimer and is now trying to awkwardly conceal that fact

>>127834707

Kek.

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>>127834307
>>127834371
>>127834544

I am waiting for my ex gf to drop off chicken soup. She has no idea that I'm going to covfefe the living shit out of her. I'm going to make her beg for covfefe.

>>127833878
>pic
Wow this makes me uncomfortable

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>>127834476
YAAAAAAAAAS

KAAAAAAAAANG

>>127833546
He's said he sometimes dictates to assistants (probably Barron) what to post on his Twitter, but most of the time he does it on his own phone

Joe is SUPREMELY butthurt today

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every now and then Trump reminds us he really is playing 4D chess

he just completely instantly overshadowed Kathy Griffin's bullshit publicity stunt, with 2 tweets

>>127834038
>comedian

>>127834816
Why?

>>127834816
Covfefe is the key that leads us to the identity of who murdered his intern

>>127833489
Is this real?

>>127833344
It's a password

>He loves the Chaos
>He is the master of chaos

>>127834757
probably cause it was a llate night fuck up for te spelling of coverage you sperg
people act like theyve never mistyped something and didnt look at it til they already sent it

>All of these faggots in the ((((News)))) STILL can't look at the time when it happened and put 2 & 2 together

The bombs can't drop soon enough.

The fact you morons actually cheer for this behavior angers me even more

This is not how a president acts

What's your guilty pleasure song, /ptg/?

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Do you think he shitposts here?

>>127834984
joe pls go
>>127834995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFx-5PGLgb4

>>127834995

eurobeat

>>127833781
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_green_toad

"European green toads require minimal care space. Like other toads, enjoy hiding and should be provided with decor to allow for this. Peat moss is another great accent to their environment, as it not only provides a hiding space but also helps keep humidity levels up."

Peat moss
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphagnum#Uses

"Dried sphagnum moss is also used in northern Arctic regions as an insulating material.

Anaerobic acidic sphagnum bogs have low rates of decay, and hence preserve plant fragments and pollen to allow reconstruction of past environments.[5] They even preserve human bodies for millennia; examples of these preserved specimens are Tollund Man, Haraldskær Woman, Clonycavan Man and Lindow Man."

Trump conserved Egyptian emperor under Kek confirmed. He has been conserved to come back in this day and age to lead us into the stars with the power of Kek!

ALL PRAISE

>>127834984
>This is not how a president acts
I don't give a fuck

>>127834909
He's Joe.

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>>127834984

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>>127834995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8

>>127834984
This is not how (((((journalists)))) act, but, well, here we are.

wew lads. whats going on.

>>127834995
tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down

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>>127834984
ohh yes plz stay mad

>>127834995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0f9ifrDSp8

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>>127834984

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ANOTHER KNEE BENT

>>127834984
>This is not how a president acts
IT IS NOW...

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>>127834984
>This is not how a president acts
Good.

>>127834995
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-ywL_zokELE

>>127835028
Ooh that's a good one

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>>127835034
>feeling guilty about Eurobeat

>>127834984
How is a President supposed to "act"?

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SPUNGDALD SKRUMP, I DEMAND YOU TELL ME WHAT COVFEFE MEANS, OR YOU WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER SCOOP!

>>127834984

Trump is a president, so ever action he takes is how a president acts

>>127833344
Trump is learning that he can make the media say whatever he wants

This is powerful

Dictators of old had to start wars to change the news cycle

Trump can shitpost

>>127834984

If if if if if if you would quit being a sensetive fagget, okiedokie?

>>127834984
Actually this is exactly how a president acts, Trump is president so everything he does is presidential.

>>127834979
Then what about the next tweet

>I was only pretending to be retarded

He could have just said I meant coffee or whatever it was

>>127834984
OK go suck obongos enlarged clitoris after he bows to more shitskins you grotesque cuck.

>>127834984
for real though, we cant let him get his hands on the nuclear scoops

>>127834232
Twitter bumps the bellyaching shitlibs to the top of the reply chain

>>127833344
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>127834984
Not how a president acts, he says, as the president acts that very way.

>>127833680
Oh shit get me a big Mac

>>127834995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw

Very dark for a popular mainstream song

Amen
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

>>127834984
But it is how a President acts. Why are you so stuck in the past?

>>127834984

We had a president that swam butt naked across the Potomac River everyday, one who dueled, and one who showed his dick to who ever was in the room. How is a president supposed to act?

>>127834984
hot damn some fresh salt in the morning, life is good

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>>127834984
> angers me
Watch our, you're gonna pop your blood vessel

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>>127833921
>tfw the president of the free world kangposted

>>127834984
i'll be cheering for this type of stuff for the next 8 years

>>127834290
>shitskin
Discarded

>>127835139
We need to meme Katie Griffin demanding to know what covfefe means, or she will behead him

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>>127834984
>This is not how a president acts

>>127835134
He's supposed to taunt people and drop his phone, pretending it's a microphone.
On national television.

>>127834984
Yeah, because it'd be better of Trump whipped his dick out and slapped it on the desk and said "how do you like Jumbo", right?
You people don't even know shit about how our past presidents have behaved. Now off yourself.

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What did Joe said about Covfefe-gate?

>>127835134

like a boring cunt

>>127835166
>DESPITE ALL THE NEGATIVE COFFEE

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>>127835139
>Despite the constant negative press ---

covfefe: WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Did trump deleted his tweet with covfefe?
I can't find it anymore.

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>>127835259
I liked the president that dueled people

>>127833344
what the fuck ahahahahah

>>127835166
It was hours later and the internet already exploded over literally nothing.

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>>127835264

>>127835114
I don't think you get what a guilty pleasure song is. Classic is GOAT, no shame there.

Goddamn that's one big fucking explosion.
https://twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/869864312206217216

>>127835102
>When you're not even famous enough to benefit from a marketing stunt on the most hated person in the media

State of her life

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>>127833344
>the President of the United States of America is now flagrantly shitposting
>absolutely zero attempt at hiding it anymore

I literally fucking lolled at work when I read that tweet this morning

I wonder how much money and how many man hours will be invested by the MSM in order to decode what covfefe means

>>127834995
Most songs from that Furry faggot, Ken Ashcorp

>>127834984
>1 post by this ID

>Nearly 1 million twitter about covfefe

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WHAT DOES HE BLOW?!

>>127835362
What do they hope to achiece with this? All out war between west and muslim shitholes where muslims have to choose if they are with west or muslim shitholes?

>>127835355
Yeah because he fell asleep then he woke up and Saw what a mess he made

>covfefe
This is turning into a bigger scandal than anything else they have gone up in arms over. It's literally all they got.

>>127835438

BRAINS!!

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>>127835362
Jesus

>Democrats and MSM are reduced to blogging about Trump's tweets.
This is *politics* to them.

What does sweetie have to say about covfefe?

>>127834984
Fuck you Joe.
Go murder/suicide Mika live on air

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>>127833344

>>127835460
I haven't seen a truck bomb that big in years. Probably giving suggestions for their autistic mates all over Europe on what to do this Ramadan.

>>127835500
I lked the part where PRESIDNET BANNON vanished but came back second time.

>>127835134
>>127835134
I dunno but honestly Trump always said he was going to do things differently, don't know why people are pissed. He garnered most of his support by bypassing the media and speaking directly to supporters, there's no reason he would then give up on that when he became PotUS

>>127835102
Record time

>>127835362
Imagine if they did that in europe. #Notallmushroomclouds

>>127835468
Do... do you not follow the news? I mean the real news.

>>127835360
People give me shit for liking classical all the time

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>>127835319

The man was born to fight

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Trump is the most punk, rebel without a cause president. A fucking 70 year old businessman is the coolest kid around..

>>127835542
Wait Bannons President. Wait bannons fired wait no he's President agin

>>127835362
so this is the force of Trump's shitposting...

>>127835166
Self deprecating humour at a typo. Why would he make a formal apology or some shit?

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>>127835362
god damn I love this timeline

>>127835438

their covfefe

>>127835034
see >>127835122

>>127835074
Wew middle school nostalgia

>>127835083
Shadilay

>>127835089
My favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8YXut6_56c

>>127835114
Bretty gud

>>127835195
Heard this song too much on the radio and at bars but still good


I have several guilty pleasure songs but here's an all time favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYiGA_rIls

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>>127835588

He has more energy than people a fraction of his age

>>127835023
He's so deep into shit posting I wouldn't doubt he was a reverse ironic 3rd gen leaf poster.

>>127835574
Can you imagine if an explosion that big tore through Berlin or what if they targeted Hungary for once? Maybe Heroe's Square when it's full of people? Fug man, that would result in 300+ dead and I hope a crusade.

>>127835362

Holy fuck!

That's the answer to Trump's MOAB. Goddamn.

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>>127835577
You have pleb friends then. Classical music is pure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00iO7FXWhx8

If a fucking mudshit african came up to me and said he loved classical music, I'd be his friend.

>trump comes back to the US
>sets up media war room
>immediately starts shitposting and rustling jimmies
I love this man

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>>127835663
didnt he call Jared Kushner "a cuck"

>>127835727
More human than Bush or Obama.

>>127835575
>I mean the real news

Okay i'll bite.
What does the real news say about this?

That it was a deliberate joke?

Lmao

>>127835460
To show thier power.

Here is the Diplomatic District in the middle of the Green Zone, the most supposedly secure area in the region and they can sneak a massive bomb past it despite billions of dollars spent securing it.

What matters more, a generation of poor people not having a huge, overly protective safety net, or preventing a governmental and societal collapse because your government spent way more than it had for decades

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>>127833888
>ya'll
It's "y'all" and that's how I know you're not an American

JOE IS TALKING ABOUT THE ILLUMINATI TARGETING HIM WITH ADS!!

>>127833679
>assblasted
*Laughing
Please get out of of your basement once in a while

>>127835777
Yeah, that's not very impressive to me honestly when France, UK or U.S. could just level an entire country with nukes.

They're just fucking retarded.

>>127835818
Burning it all down matters the most.

>>127835818
covfefe

>>127835818
The problem is, history shows us that poor people cut the heads off of rich people if they get too numerous and too hungry.

>>127835836
???

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>Uncomfortable laughing at Joe's ramblings

>>127835923
whos carter paige and why should we care?

>>127834995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUQ4ibWR8ro

I felt like the biggest faggot for liking this back when I was a kid.

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>>127835923

SHIEEEEEEEEEET

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>>127835023

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>>127835655
that pic

That's how you do it lads. You stay you at all times, yet hit on the things each compass group would love to hear without shitting on the others.

>>127835932
A safety net is still there to keep them fed enough in one. The government ceases to exist in the other

Covefe = rosebud

>>127834203
This. I saw
>suicide bombs kills 80
>get excited
>in Afghanistan
>excitement gone

It's like the Jap said, shit in your toilet is no big surprise.

>>127835974
Trump supporters dont even know who carter page is. Jesus christ, you really are in your own echo chamber.

>>127836015
is the chan post earlier than the reddit post?

>>127836081
>ID GAy

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>>127834786

>>127836081
And you're GAy.

>>127836024
Definitely not his sled

>>127835102
Female Andy Dick couldn't take on the DonTron.

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>>127836015
>'pedes
I hate reddit

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>>127836081

>gay

>>127836081
>1 faggot doesn't know who Carter Page is
Really ferments my kimchi... Maybe he's a summerfag?
>GAy

>>127836114
>ID ho4C5lgY
ho 4 cocks let's get yiffy

>>127835264

We wish we could laugh but we can't because you're mentally unstable.

>>127835534

I didn't even know they could get that big. What are they using, fertilizer? Dynamite? It's got to be tons of explosive, that fireball is enormous!

There's no way Trump is actually happy right now, this is horrible.

new thrsd


>>127836204
>>127836204
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>>127835873
Personally don't give a shit about it but if they missed that there might be a hell of a lot more a hell of a lot closer to home they missed.

>>127835923
this cuck posted a 48% approval rating on his twitter? from the most right leaning poller there is?

>yfw the cuck in chief brags about being unpopular

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>>127836239
>Links at 298

>>127836194
It was sneaked in by a water truck, those things can be a couple thousand gallons easily, even basic bitch ANFO with a strong enough C4 primary charge would be enough for that size.

>>127835362
Fallout 3 mini nuke when

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>>127835932
What is most funny to me about this is the millennial bourgeois masquerading as the proletariat. When if the true communist revolution they want happens they will be the first to be slaughtered. Faggot larpers.