Help Wanted Edition
That's right, it's happening, and it's going to star William Shatner.
We are currently finished with the Scripting Phase. We are seeking a Director in your local area in order to begin Production Phase. We will crowdfund you and staff this production.
thread #2: >>126456824
thread #1: >>126430131
Premise: the journey of a young woman who goes to work at Comet Pizza, but it's like Dante's Inferno, and she is guided by William Shatner, who will assist us.
Outline:
1. Pizza Gate-- scene, she exits the vast hellish front gates of comet pizza, singing a summary/theme of Pizzagate. The entire subsequent musical is a flashback of her journey of discovery.
2. First Day On The Job-- musical summary of how the entire democrat party, united nations and global elite look on the surface, and how inspiring their positive goals for humanity are. sung by naive young liberal woman as she goes to work for her first day at Comet Pizza.
3. Suspicion-- the girl notices that the chicken wings/sauces are unusual and funny tasting. We make some humorous dichotomies between children going missing in the restaurant and customer complaints about the food.
4. Shatner appears, playing the spirit of a dead child which sings her the tragedy of its life, and offers to show her the real truth in the basement below Comet Pizza
5. The Basement
this is the real doorbuster song
6. choosing the kids and abductions
7. abuse
8. rape
9. torture
10. murder
11. cannibalism
12. satanic fantasy-- this gives exposition on the satanic fantasy of spiritual power and longevity that these people get from these practices
13. Denouement, the young woman rejects their offer of eternal life by joining their global cabal and escapes. Returns back to Pizzagate Theme Song.
You'll need songwriters...
this would be a mind twist of ages if made, just like any Dante movie ever made
>>126492252
brilliant
I am going to collate all additional information on this script at the top of this thread. The notes still need to be fleshed out with full lyrics, but this is easily done. We are ready to proceed and we need a DIRECTOR!
Feel free to use this as a pizzagate general. Contribute anything you wish to the musical.
A treasure trove of information on pedogate/pizzagate @ voat.co/v/pizzagate
also remember about Dyncorp, Pegasus Museum, Epstein.
>>126492597
Yes. There is a great deal of additional information on the songs in the previous threads, which I will repost here. It provides a very clear vision. We do need to fully write each song.
I hope that once we can find a good and reliable anon to direct this project, and begin crowdfunding, the songs will be finished fairly quickly.
Be sure to include all the pedo crypto talk (cheese, hot dogs, walnut sauce, dominoes, spanish trampoline, etc)
Expanding on the songs:
>>126468678
>>126473052
songwriters can run with this.
Songwriters, we've given you a vision. Can you finish these 13 songs?
SHATNER BROWSES.
SHATNER SUPPORTS TRUMP.
SHATNER IS REDPILLED.
>>126430667
bang out some lyrics and tunes to finish off these concepts. it doesn't have to be good. I will continue working on it after I finish posting what we have.
It was truly a blessing of Providence that "Podesta" rhymes with "molester"
More information on what we're putting in. This is to help me keep track of what to put in as well.
>>126475240
>>126475712
>>126476086
>>126492252
I'll do promotional art if you'll have me.
>>126494594
Is he dare I say it /ourguy/?
>>126495435
looking that way
>>126495242
OF COURSE. We'd love to have you.
I suggest any anons that want to dive into this do read the previous two threads. I tried to link most of the creative material toward the top of this one. There should be enough to make songs in keeping with the vision we've agreed upon, if you are a songwriter.
I will work on writing lyrics, since I may be capable of that.
Also, if this thread disappears and you wish to support the musical, please backlink to the prior threads if you make a new thread so we can share a creative vision.
LOL I hope you are serious, I will donate to a kickstarter or some shit to make this real
>>126492926
>>126460003
ZZAGATE INVESTIGATIVE PODCAST WHEN???
>summoning a few true dekektives & voaters to begin a weekly investigative podcast (which draws upon & summarizes breaking open source research). Plenty of youtube, more podcasts & musicals are needed.
BUMP ALL PIZZAGATE THREADS
BUMP ALL SETH RICH THREADS
>>126495807
I want to have a Kickstarter up AS SOON as we have a director. That's the only way we will have someone to give the money to. Someone who is willing to put their name to it.
That's the next step. If we can get a director to take responsibility for this, we WILL provide him or her with all the money, resources and the rest of the material, and possibly with anons from the director's home area, where the production will take place.
The director needs to take responsibility for producing it and making it happen, as we provide these resources. And they need to be willing to put their name to it.
There HAS to be such an anon out there... perhaps on /tv/?
Goethe - Der Erlkönig
>>126496175
Who has the courage to put their REAL NAME to this in exchange for our money, our support, and a finished script? You can be a hero today! Also, it helps if you are not averse to being murdered by cultists.
RECRUITING NOW!!!
>>126492597
I'll dos something give me a few minutes
>>126496366
Do you guys want a parody song or an original song?
>>126492252
As Mr Shatner's agent, I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on landing him! I'm totally overjoyed to hear of this contract we negotiated... yesterday, I guess? He'll be overjoyed to learn he's playing opposite a dead frog.
I've run it by the studio and they have a few minor changes to make, get it, ha-ha, minor, but seriously. Seriously, the 20 minute song about water filters? I'm not feeling it, the studio's not feeling it, the Head's not feeling it, you jive? It's out.
We've also got some minor tweaks to personnel here. Milo? SINGING? Have you heard the man, a dead frog with a kazoo stuffed up its ass sounds better. And his HAIR? Terrible. He needs tone correcting conditioner or something. Nathan Damigo directing the children's chorus? We've been digging and the business with the dog came up, he is NOT working with children on our dime is that clear? Roosh's role is also out, he's blacklisted by every single costume director on Broadway. I know you say he'll use toilet paper, I ran it by my best friend in props and you know what? Roosh said he'd use toilet paper last time. And the time before that. Cernovitch? We're all adults here, a little drugs in the mix are fine as long as you're chill about it. CHILL about it. Chill means DISCREET, baybeee. What's discreet? A good fucking start is not having 'sell baby for meth' on your todo list on a fucking billboard in the South Forties! Have you seen that billboard, damn thing is huge, you can see it for miles.
And lets come back to the children's chorus. What's wheelchair boy doing there? Why are you giving the President backstage passes to the fucking DRESSING ROOM? Are you trying to get us sued into oblivion?
>>126496312
interesting. this could form a basis for one of the songs. perhaps Shatner's song, #4?
anons, I am getting out of my depth here but will continue to do all I can. I will take responsibility for this project as much as I can. If anyone knows where we can round up some "creatives" who will really cotton to this, please bring them here. Thank you in advance.
>>126496692 whatever you got, dump your ideas
>>126496692
If you could pull off any of the concepts that have been floated for any of the 13 songs, that would be amazing. The Murder song was supposed to be a parody of the Barney "clean up" song... >>126473052
and we thought of an original song... >>126493909
But give us whatever you are inspired to do, anon! We are grateful for everything!
also this guy >>126496822
will be here, just ignore him.
>>126497419
I do think that if we try to fulfill the outline, we will be done faster, since we need to have a coherent whole in order to begin to execute production.
However, anything good you want to offer can be added!
>>126497419
>will be here, just ignore him.
Also, be sure to give lots of money to the crowdfund! It's not like 33% of the take goes to me for ~ironic shitposting~ or anything!
>>126498516
>>126492252
>We are currently finished with the Scripting Phase.
>>126497661
>I do think that if we try to fulfill the outline, we will be done faster, since we need to have a coherent whole in order to begin to execute production.
Oh yeah, and if you help us write the script that's 100% done we'd really appreciate it. Not that we're going to actually pay for your services, mind, the pay is for our ~idea~.
>>126492252
You should make threads about it on /tv/ so Shatner can see them.
Right now. I'm working on an intro to the album.
>>126498898
is shatner /ourguy/?
>>126498907
my ninja
>>126498907
YES!!!!
>>126499052
We believe so. He supports Trump and is a rebel.
>>126498898
I'm scared to do this because I never post on /tv/, I was hoping to find someone who is better versed in their ways. But I will do it if no one else does.
I'll bump it, as long as there are red pills buried in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
Already got a song bro
Guitarfag with novice knowledge of FL Studio, let me know if I can be of use
John podesta
The molester
No one does it better
In my basement evil festers
Cheese and walnuts wrapped in a sweater
Dominoes are better when they're wetter.
>>126500923
>>126496692
>>126498907
Does one of you guys want to be the producer? i.e. tell everyone which song to do, or if they have original material, integrate it into the tracklist, and then compile the album and publish it?
The musical will proceed from the album.
I sadly have no skills in these areas, I won't be able to hold the whole thing together much longer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqAvvwu0kMU&t=2718s
for some inspiration
>>126498633
Canaanite kike cult with various pagan beliefs from other cultures mixed in.
>>126501502
Could have a whole number on "when you put walnuts in a sweater" honestly.
>>126492252
Plenty of info here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6vvx2rHid0
Be sure to mention the Benn Swann deleted pizzagate video:
https://youtu.be/0mIS7Idut4Q
This fake ass witness:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrf7qYRdKRw
>>126501586
At the moment I want to the intro song
I might feel obligate to do the last one since its a revival of the first one.
My vision is have the first song all happy go lucky shit but with dark humor.
The last song should be all distorted as fuck and John Cale/Velvet Underground tier shit
As for producing, I'm not sure how I could since the only thing I have is a mic, some guitars and a piano. I'd recommend someone else to produce it, but if there is no one else, I will do it.
>>126501586
I could take the producer role. I'll keep my eyes on these threads and I'll work on some shit myself.
>>126502277
Is that you Will?
>>126501717
kike cult, most jews are people too
>>126502277
I love you guys.
>>126502193
dude thank you so much. the dark humor, that's exactly what we were thinking. you know what this should be. I have been trying to keep the threads together but I literally am not able to do anymore, I don't have the basic computer expertise necessary, let alone music expertise. I've just been trying to be the clueless leader of the project until somebody came along who could actually take it forward. and you understand it perfectly. also, I'm really tired.
if nobody else that you think is better steps forward, and you would like to do it, you would have everyone's gratitude forever.
I think you should sample "you think your hot shit doncha?" And "I am your father now" and there's a vid of podesta you could use to introduce the musical... You gonna be here in 30 min? I could whip up a mockup and upload it to get my idea across. Or give me some contact info.
>>126502277
oh okay you. bless you. also checked, Kek has chosen you
>>126502914
I must rest my frail body now. we have a real producer now. I think these niggas will be here in 30. I will still be in these threads. love all u guys kek bless
>>126502796
I'm on the last verse. I'll show off the lyrics soon
>>126503479
thank you brother
>>126473052
Okay I meant to make this a little goofier, but it's a loose test.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gskGiGex7w
>>126503541
>>126503551
>>126503604
holy shit dude
>>126492252
Adding my two cents as a musical theatre buff
The satanic fantasy song should be a tango duet between our female lead and our "devil" lead villain that embodies the struggle between the desire for power and existence of strong morals
For example (tune of galavant as much as someone like me could love anyone)
>Villain:
Dance with me
Don't you see all that you could become
Don't you see that we already've won
Chorus
>Villain/Heroine
Don't you see that (it's starting/ it's over)
(It's starting/ it's over)
(Put down the gun/I have the gun)
>heroine
Can't you see
This is just monstrosity
What has happened to humanity
Chorus
Gun goes off curtains close and reopen on out heroine exiting the shop singing her lament
>>126504452
this is amazing, if you want to take a more active role u should.
just gonna bump this thread until i fall asleep
>>126504452
I like where this going. another producer fag /mu/anon here. if toptier lyricist/libretto anons throw it down I can also put my hat in for some backing tracks or provide soundbytes and blips from my personal library.
not gonna tripfag, but I'll keep an eye on these threads.
bumped because I want to see this happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xxugNQUtpE
Captain Podesta. It has to happen
Here. I might re write the second verse.
(Intro) Announcer: Welcome to the Ping Pong Comet Pizzeria. It's for kids and family form all ages especially kids 12 and under
(Verse) Skippy: I love Pizza so damn much that
I tell people about it on email
I'm always starving for more pizza
I get many cravings that hurt like Hell
I love the cheese and skinny bread sticks
and all the pepperoni slices
I have this friend Alfantis
Who owns this Pizza Place, Oh he's so nice!
(chorus) The Comet Ping Pong Pizza is the place for you
The Pizza is great and you can even play too
The Comet Ping Pong Pizza is the place for you
The Art is great and the band is cool
The Comet Ping Pong Pizza is the place for you
Safe for kids especially if the're two.
(cont.)
>>126493531
Do we have any songs to parody already?
>>126492252
>>126493268
That seems like a lot.
The US population is 320 million. The alleged number of children disappearing per year is 800,000.
That would mean that .25% of the US population is disappearing every year.
Also, if we do some rounding and assume 4,000,000 babies are born each year, that would mean 20% of kids born in the US will be kidnapped. Which is fucking retarded and you know that's wrong.
Someone find a better number.
>>126506493
>>126506628
Seriously, explain to me how that's possible.
>>126506061
(Verse 2) Survivor: Many years of my life has
been taken and altered for the pizza
The men and women worship
and the kids follow along to the pizza
the pastor said that that the cheese binds us together one Holy Pizza
The sauce drips to Portugal
from Hollywood int he name of the Pizza
(chorus)
(Verse 3) Survivor: I first went to the Comet
Ping Pong Pizza when I was really small
I really enjoyed playing there but I didn't like the Pizza at all
My parent's must be worried
staying there seems to take a toll
My friends don't want me to leave
But the Angels say It's time to go
(Either another chorus or skip to the coda)
(coda) Skippy: Hey I hear that some hot shits on a Mongolian basket weaving board are on to us!
Announcer: Hey relax! What can they do?
>>126492252
>flashback
GAAAAAAAAYYY
>>126505465
Im shit at writing music but I got lyrics for days once I have a backing track
I can pick up whatever you throw down
>>126505465
BTW Im >>126504452 Just switched to computer rather than phone
I imagine the satanic fantasy song being very reminiscent of past the point of no return from phantom of the opera
>pic related for not musical theatre anons
bump. This has potential and its actual original OC.
>>126492252
>6. choosing the kids and abductions
For your inspiration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckypztcOFV4
>>126507430
>Original OC
For the OP. I strongly recommend listening to Ayreon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFuMKdrzPqU
I'm getting "The Wall" vibes from this, anyone else?
>>126492252
I'd recommend finding a song or songs that you like or everyone likes, and then write in your lyrics so they flow together. That's the standard if you want to write and create good music. If you just write the lyrics first, you're almost forced to record all the instruments around those lyrics and force them to fit in. It can make things a jumbled mess.
So basically, have everyone shoot some good songs that people like, or would go well with this musical, and then write the lyrics in.
I AM SONGWRITER/DIRECTOR GOD. LET US REJOICE. I SHALL COMPLETE ALL TASKS. JUST REPLY TO ME AND GIVE ME INSTRUCTIONS. REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
So, how do you exactly plan to get William Shatner on board?
>>126509164
okay, be in charge for now because nobody else that volunteered to be in charge is here right now. i think it possibly wont work to have one anon be the only producer, because he asleep sometime. whoever is in thread has to start being leader if nobody else is doin it. like reply to all the people who provide content and integrate it into the project
that's what we need, i literally dont know how to do this though. i cant even thing
whatever anon is willing at any time should do it
thank u friend
>>126509515
memes
>>126508799
For me it's like a combination of Joe's garage and White Light/White Heat
>>126506061
>>126506867
Anyways I'll try to conjure something up with my piano
>>126509874
>wont work to have one anon be the only producer
Just to make sure things are clear, producers are very different from directors, producers front money and organize management sometimes
directors, work with the actors and make sure the final product on stage is good
>>126509874
>>126509164
Get a discord for us and we can discuss what we want
>>126510227
those lyrics were good btw
i was waiting for someone else with actual music knowledge to reply
>>126509164
bear man take the charge. no be afraid
im not a musician but is it actually possible to do something like this collaboratively without one controller/person in charge/producer or what have you
because if so then who appoints who what will be in every thread. who was phone. if you know what I mean
>>126510381
sorry, i dont know even the terminology. thats why im trying to transfer this to someone(s). I thought we were doing album, then stage show, so I guess I meant producer of the album, and... yeah i cant help anymore, im sorry.
>>126510398
I will make you guys a discord, I should have done it sooner. of course, it all make sense now
>>126510859
Here is Discord
https://discord.gg/rk6Yv2Q
>>126510859
Its perfectly fine I just wanted to clear something up that may have been a future problem
pic related theatre hiearchy
>>126511382
No, thank you for clearing it up. I just want to make sure this starts rolling and we don't lose the window when everyone is here
>>126506846
no joke
>>126511172
okay guys this exists now. All of you who have volunteered to contribute or posted anything should go here. for the record I really enjoyed all of your work, I really look forward to the album and the musical eventually. goodnight goys
Ok, check the basic idea of podesta introducing the vid at http://youtu.be/PSqpckhf62E
I can make a clean version if you like, it's just a quick mockup of how his interview can be edited to announce a pizzagate musical.
Or just take the idea and run with it
If you want some creative help, ideas, edits, contact me at [email protected]
It will forward to my email for 4 more days
i came back to bump it one more time hng
bls remember keep making these threads guise
n pls work from the thread and post ur work in the thread so u dont become sequestered in discord and prevent new people from coming in or let thread lapse
ty
bless
i can draw can i help? this one of my drawings
>>126492252
Bump. This is an interesting solution. Going to have to read the previous threads to see if there is anything I can do to help.
>>126496319
This may be one of the bigger hurdles.
>>126515118
Make an album cover
good idea how would it look like?
but i warned you i am not the best artist
i think i am going to sleep mybe talk tomorow
>>126515912
Needs more Pizza
You are good enough
Good night
>>126492597
ask those faggots at /mu/
>>126492252
Bump this shiiiiiiit.
Why does no one talk about this anymore? The amount of slide threads is fucking insane.
>>126515529
wow thats good
John Podesta no molesta
>>126492597
PIZZAGATE WAS DEBUNKED
ROOO
SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP YOU FUCKING GOYIM
Skippy, he molests them
the cops never arrest him
whatever will we do with Skippy
By day he talks on TV
at night he gets real creepy
whatever will we do with Skippy
He really thinks he's hot shit
Doncha wish he'd quit it
whatever will we do with Skippy
I work in the world of professional theatre as a builder and painter of stuff and shit and whatnots. Can I join your crew?
>>126492252
Musical and stage industry insider here.
If you want your musical to fly up the charts, do three things.
1. Choreograph! Choreograph! Choreograph! nothing is more offputting thing backup dancers (or main dancers) who don't have well designed steps or flub their steps.
2. Costumes! Outrageous costumes with ruffs, tufts, feathers, glitter, and sequins, for the dancers of course. This includes backup and main dancers. The more extravagantastic it is, the better.
3. Have a diverse cast of actors and actresses. It can be in the current "meaning" of diverse, but I'm specifically speaking of the older meaning, red heads, different eye colors, different heights and weights, different races if applicable.
I can see the reviews now: "Like Rock of Ages, but with pedophiles"
>>126521511
Sweeny Todd meets rocky horror but with pedophiles
I flubbed my own lines here >>126521236, I forgot something very crucial.
A well designed and well decorated set is key.
>>126512539
Do you know the name of that artist? A good set designer could highlight the pedophilic evilness of some characters by having that artist's art present only in scenes that feature said characters.
Make a song called Fake News and have all of the media/villains shilling :) , maybe involve that actor that went in there with a gun as a part of this one
>>126520081
>>126521236
I'm songwriting anon on a different device. Sure. Right now getting a play done is nothing more than a pipe dream but we can talk about that once the songs are finished
>>126524008
That's a good idea
>>126526726
Just fyi for ease of communication, the posts you were responding to are two different people, I'm the music and stage insider, not the builder/painter, and I was simply giving you a piece of advice, because I believe this is a grand idea, and an easy way to draw attention and interest to the plight of the victims.
I have never really worked on something like this but I have always thought I have great artistic vision and I love cinematography, camera shots and stuff. I would genuinely love to be involved in something like this.
I have a masters degree in piano (yes, it's useless and you probably make more money than me) but I know a lot about composition. lurking this thread it appears to be a bunch of retards screaming in a rather useless manner. Somebody compile the best of this nonsense and email me at [email protected]. at the least - I can make melodies and pick chords for this autistic shitfest.
>>126526726
Make it happen. You know what rhymes with fake news? jews :)
Is the story fleshed out? If it is I can start writing song music tomorrow, and work on lyrics tonight. I'm getting a huge "The Wall" vibe and I can roll with that for sure.
Is the main antagonist John Podesta?
What is the main character's name (or should it never be used?)
>>126528338
I've written a fuckload of music and have been playing guitar/drums/piano for ten years. We should collaborate, but we should use these threads and post our shit so everyone can see it form in realtime.
Even if youre not putting on a stage play you could still make a DVD of it one time