Brit/pol/ - Enoch Was Right Edition

Do not fuck anime

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Gold's Saturday Party has been outstanding this evening, chaps.

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>>124380122
listen here faggots.
im sick of seeing your shitty generals cunts
nobody cares
your country is shite

get fucked

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>>124380243
Karenposting in the 21st century is as Anglo patriotic as Churchill bulldog propaganda posters in the 1940s.

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25yo virgin
am i allowed to be happy

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>>124380122

First for

>remember to vote Yes in indyref2

>>124380476
Take a hike kike

Were any you guys at that NatFront rally at Croydon. Thanks to you and the antifa faggots you fucked my journey by blocking the tramtracks

>>124380548

>Implying the SNP will be a political force after 1000 Year Tory Reich Day on June 9th

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>>124380485
T-thank you potato-kun.
I owe you a headpats

>>124380548
> Celtic nationalism.
> actually working.

Well meme'd Scot-kun.

>>124380476
Scotnonce? I missed you

>>124380489
Yes.

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>>124380476
I-is this the real life?

>>124380489
Why are you a virgin?

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>>124380862
no, its UK

>>124380489
The thing about virginity is you desperately want rid of it, then as you wisen, you regret throwing it away.

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will the 1000 year Tory Reich end in 3010, 3015 or 3017? when did the Reich properly begin?

>>124380914
That is not UK, that is London.

would you lads ever fuck a paki ?

>>124380914
I have said it before and I'll say it again, this is a fantastic image (in the sense of how well it portrays what it does, not that what it portrays is fantastic).

>>124380489
Same. Want to fug?

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>>124380683
I do miss his rants so.
>>124380653
N-no worries Karenposter-kun. . .
>>124380256
> Conservatives were second here so it sort of was.

They could have won so voting UKIP could have them the opposition party in your area. Alas they didn't win but not a bad vote. Though I would voted Tory desu.

>tfw too moral to vote against my principles
>I wasn't cut out to be an Anglo
You would have drained me of my yummy G A E L I C blood by now if you were so I'm glad.

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>>124380997
Momentum will seize control

>>124380997
It will end in 3010, the last white man in Britain will have been dead for hundreds of years.

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>>124380914
here's more

>>124380997
It begins this June

>>124380489
Stop spamming thread after thread

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Remember to fight Tory shills.

>>124381164
>posh niggers and pakis in Tory suits running this country

very amusing image

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>>124381052
Be my guest.

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>>124380645

kek

>CFI has thanked ‘greatest friend’ Sir Eric Pickles

Fuck off shlomo

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POLES OUT PAKIS IN

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>>124381110
I agree.

But I do think British social degradation needs to take its place on the stand for its part in the destruction of the nation next to the immigrants, and pic related shows that perfectly.

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Tory shills are reddit migrants.

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Civic Tory shills are in operation RIGHT NOW

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YKTD COME BACK WE NEED MORE THAN THE IMAGES YOU LEFT FOR US

>>124381408
The sad thing about this picture for me is that the British police actually do something, our police wouldn't even be around for such a photo.

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>>124381408
Britain has been like that for hundreds of years though, even back when we killed colonials professionally

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JUST

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>>124381153

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>le epic bo jo lol wat a buffoon kek what a character XD

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>>124381410
They were in a coalition

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>b.... but they probably mean it this time

>>124381632
God I can't wait to sort him out of the day of the rope.
Disclaimer: All posts are satire, please don't arrest me, GCHQ

>>124380768
good, sick of these liberal jews who brainwash virgins to feel bad about not having an experience yet

How many shit skins you see today lads, i lost count.

>>124381589
They'll be some woman being raped by a paki out of shot being totally ignored

>>124381624
When the church was more prominent, degeneracy was kept more in check to the most depraved corners of society, now it is common place and even emulated as a desirable state of existence.

>make a tongue in cheek shitpost about Tory Reich
>the autistic tripfag starts spamming anti-Tory .pngs, paranoid as fuck about shills

>>124381686
Mass migration is still in the 150k+ range for the non-eu category. Besides, the Tories managed to fuck the lib dems over on most policies, if they wanted to they could have done so with migration.

>>124381860
Went into London today so I wouldn't be able to keep up with the amount.

I hate what we've become.

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>all the arguments I have are old pastas and images some tripfag made
Not even a Tory voter but this is just pathetic

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>>124381391
CFI works to promote its twin aims of supporting Israel and promoting Conservatism in the UK. With more than 2,000 activists as members, CFI is active at every level of the Conservative Party


>Yesterday, during a debate in the Council of Europe, CFI Vice-Chairman John Howell OBE MP called on political parties to take a “zero tolerance policy against antisemitism”


being this cucked

>>124381821
Don't stop you from trying to get some crumpet though, just get tinder and a tinder plus account so you can like as many people as you want and just tap "like" as many times as you can in a day.

I currently have liked every female within an 18 mile radius.

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>>124381990
Anime girls

>>124381900
Please, read the diary of Samuel Pepys, this country loves it some degeneracy always has, after all, why do we hate muslims so much? Because they try and kill us for having a bit of harmless degenerate fun and not worshiping their pedophile god

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>>124381990
Dogs

>>124381967
I make some from time to time

>>124382074
A fan of the buckshot approach I see

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>>124381990
Best dog, prove me wrong
>>124382080
Anime girls are for protecting, not owning

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>>124381408
This.

Demolition man is on Dave
I recommend you watch it to see the pussified liberal version of the future we all want to avoid

>>124382134
>degeneracy is normal so we should embrace it

That's a stupid fucking stance

>>124382389
>degeneracy
If something has always been, it hasn't degenerated.

>when a yank complains about gas prices

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>>124382080

>>124382389
That's not the thrust of my argument, I was countering his point that degeneracy in British society is something new
Besides, a bit of fighting,whoring and drinking is good for you, it stops you becoming french

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>>124382630
>when a yank says they're English

>>124382690
>>124382606
I never said it was new, are you saying we should all act like animals because we were once cavemen?

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>>124382232
>>124381990


Here's a dog who owns a cat.

>>124382690
I was under the impression they were even more degenerate. French Kissing, blowjobs and all that.

>>124381408
>>124381624
>>124381900
>>124382134
>>124382389

I believe a line should be drawn between good natured merry-making, and rampant inexcusable degeneracy

Otherwise you're either becoming a society of no-fun-allowed puritans or a society akin to Sodom or Gomorrah.

nothing wrong with enjoying a night in the pub with your mates, that's been British custom for centuries

>>124381990
DELETE THIS

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LITERALLY what did he mean by this?

anycunt up itt like slipping the missus the rodger on a saturday night?

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>>124381967
cba deleting them all, its hard enough sorting them.

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>>124382632
Are tattoos cool?

>>124382690

This

The most degenerate thing is for a grown man to admit he's never been in a fight.

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I wrote a slam poem for you guys for when people try to talk crap about your country. Hope you all like it.

Britain was the best empire in the earth
It used to rule from America to Perth
She defeated Napoleon all on her own
And fought off Hitler when he didn't like other people's skin tone
Britain will rule the world once again
Even if France elects Marine Le Pen
So remember if you don't like our nation
Stay out 'cause we never gave you an invitation

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>>124382957
>)

>>124381990
parrots.

>>124382815
I was just being a pedant. Never mind.

>>124382902

When a community is engaged in their local church, those who cross that line are socially regulated by their peers. When there is no community there is no regulation.

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>>124382767
I'm English mate. Tea my good man?

>>124382632
Is that fucking Bahamut from FF?
>>124383023
No

>>124382957
what the fuck is he on about

>>124382957
Really made me think...

>>124381700
You guys have fucked up immigration. I wanted to domicile in UK to avoid state taxes, but apparently its fucking pain in the ass. I would result in a windfall for UK, but you don't want people like me. I wouldn't even work in UK. But you accept some pakis. I don't get it. I would have to invest 2mm pounds into some shit British investment. I don't want to do it on general principle now.

>>124382902

im surprised nocunt has identified the faultline in British society, as being identical that between the Puritan roundheads, and the debauched Cavaliers.

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>>124383055
Not bad anon.

A little jingoistic, but not unreasonably so.

MRS BANFIELD

>>124383325
>I want to avoid supporting my own nation by moving my assets overseas

>>124382957

A civil war will end democracy hopefully

How hard is that to understand?

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>>124383139
You're not English, you're American- more specifically you're "whatever state you're from"-ian.
You'd only be English if you had English roots and ancestry and moved to America. Even then you're kids would then be American.

>>124383533
>British education.

>>124383383
i don't understand your post

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>>124383023
No. It is a very reliable signal that you were abused and haven't dealt with it.

>INB4 But mine's so cool and unique! It's more than just a tattoo - it means something.

No, it really doesn't.

>>124383562
>Even then you're kids would then be American.
>you're kids would then be American.
>you're kids
you are kids?

Whatever point you are trying to make, is rendered invalid by the sheer gibbering idiocy of your post.

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>>124383562
Sorry mate. Pure Red-Coat ancestry. Probably more "English" than you.

Stop being a crank.

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>When a Yank says he's more English than an Englishman

>>124383752

I can only conclude that that is because you are, technically, ill-educated.

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>>124383023
>Are tattoos cool?
Yes. But only if you want to look like a COMPLETE TWAT.

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>>124384015
I noticed immediately after I posted, fml
>>124384024
My families ancestry is from Yorkshire as far back as it goes, I find that hard to believe

>>124381990
two cats an I leaving you lads tonite going rehab tomorrow ,
CPN sectioned, cats going in care for my return

>>124382286
Thats me shit the bed last nite ewww

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>>124383822
>all those hairs

>>124383751
>I want to to domicile in UK to avoid state taxes
Sure sounds like trying to avoid taxation by a legitimate government which you owe fealty to to me

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>>124384176
>when a yank knows more about British than the British themselves
t. NSA

>>124381230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE

>>124384245

Sorry to hear that my friend. however i have had some buddies who have taken a similar route as yourself in the past, and have came out right as rain.

Ain't nothing but a fever, brother.

See you when you get out.

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Any one here buying Big Doug's new book?

>>124384976
Neo-con cunt.

>>124384427
Its not illegal. I don't owe fealty to my state. Fuck them. I can leave the state or go overseas.

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>>124383467

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>>124384245
Is CPN for the mentally ill?

Are you pic related?

>>124385165
Enfield is based af.

>>124384245
Good luck, I really mean it.

>>124385053

Did you get a date lad?

>>124385244
Community Psychiatric Nurse, they, along with a psychiatrist co-ordinate mental health care.

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>>124385053

>But it was when I reached the chapter titled simply “Tiredness” in Douglas Murray’s book, The Strange Death of Europe, that I understood the nature of the “strange death” he describes. European civilisation, Murray argues, has left behind the rock-solid moral certainties of empire, passed through the disillusionment brought by two world wars

He's pretty great, sounds like it'll be similar to Peter's book on WW2

>>124385381
I've decided not to talk about it on brit/pol/ for two reasons, firstly because I don't want anyone getting doxxed, secondly it's not politics related and I don't want to end up being resented amongst the community as much as meme merchant.

Saying that though the date thing is getting closer, though it may not be with any people I have posted here before.

>>124385424
Oh yeah, I forgot Europe had socialized medicine.

Guess you can afford it when you don't spend all your money on building the most powerful military in the history of the world.

>>124385503
But morality is making a comeback.

The internet will enable it, no previous generation had the internet like we do, and in the online world SJW bullshit is mocked almost absolutely. Bowden talks about it at https://youtu.be/aL3agVbX6K8?t=13m54s from 13 minutes 54 seconds onwards.

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>>124381990
>bet this is a gay guy

>>124385657
I don't care about the doxable shit, just want to know if you're making progress.

Fair play for staying /pol/ related, I hardly consider you merchant tier and the thread's slow as fuck.

>>124385712
Yeah enjoy giving your local traffic police 17 armoured tanks you utter retard.

>>124385657
>>124385934
Plus, this >>124381990 is the current state of anonymongs

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>>124385712
>building the most powerful military in the history of the world.
Israel's proxy Army. Nice one.

>>124384787
>>124385354
Thanks and
Cheers .

Kind of a feel a bit sorry for the French, they really are fucked.

Just looking at the normal French people they look so down and sad.

>>124384245
Good luck and Godspeed, Anon. I hope to see you back on the thread when you get out.

>>124386236
We created isreal to be fair,

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For those who missed it, this https://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/libdems/pages/8907/attachments/original/1429028136/Liberal-Democrat_Manifesto-_2015-Easy-Read.pdf?1429028136 was posted in the early hours, it's the Easy-Read LibDem 2015 election manifesto, for people who are disabled, worth a read.

>>124386299
What's wrong with you?

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>tfw completely lost hope
Might just give into hedonism and profligacy now lads.

>>124385165
LEGITIMATE REQUEST

>>124386481
Those fucking pictures

>>124385957
They stopped that program a couple of years ago.
>>124386236
Israel is our proxy nation now. They're the only country that prevents the Middle East from becoming a Persian or Ottoman Empire 2.0 and being able to fuck with you and us.

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>>124385845
Hopefully, but the most popular people online, those who mock pink/purple haired SJWs, are Sargon/PJW; that kind of ilk. The classical liberals, they're no better than civics.

People keep posting on how generation z is more conservative than millenials, they're fiscally conservative not socially. I believe they'll simply be akin to the Yuppies.

>Gonna watch that Bowden in a bit

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>>124384176
>Being this uniformed about your own country

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wtf I love New Labour's economic record now!

https://medium.com/@lukehawksbee/labours-economic-record-part-7-graphs-only-283c7943f13f

>>124386481
>second page
>We are a political party.
>This means we are 1 of the groups who want to
be the next government and run the country.

It's hilarious that they had to clarify this to their demographic.

>>124385250

This needs investigating.

He was Lily Allens stepdad for a while yknow, could be either way.

>>124386481
The clipart is great

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Rimmer's DEAD

Let me leave you all with this Based Top Bloke ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BA7CUrGYw

Sorry for being a cunt /Love u all

>>124386551
I tried that almost everyday for 15 years and now I'm a burnt out 37 year old who rants to normalfags about Jewish subversion of the West until they go silent and make any excuse to get away from me.

>>124386696
>The classical liberals, they're no better than civics.
I know how retarded they are, the typical 14 year old Rand reading fedora wearing Tory boy libertarian, but you have to look at is as a stepping stone to traditional conservatism, people generally don't just go from being brainwashed to being nationalist and pro-tradition without some kind of step inbetween, but that's just me trying to stay positive.

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>>124380122
FRESHLY UPLOADED ENOCH SPEECH IN FULL

PART 1: >>124386555

PART 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAN5IypQlsM

PART TWO HAS NOT BEEN UPLOADED IN FULL ANYWHERE ON YOUTUBE

>>124386364
>>124386509
Dying .. Cats are fostered out /Rehab in 50yo LOL that meme , Take care an Dont be a drunk loser with No Family . !!

>>124386827
Harry and Paul are pretty much the only even slightly right of centre comedians out there, although that is to say right of centre in the modern sense, which isn't saying much.

Here they are appearing in a sketch making fun of safe comedian Ricky Gervais with Farage appearing at the end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I

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>>124386866

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>>124386379
I don't think that was the point I was making. My point was that America has become the proxy Army for Israel. If you can find where I mentioned the creation of Israel or the relevance of such to the point I was making, then please let me know.

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>>124387173
Quality post

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Why did you mongs vote Tory?

Give me your fucking pathetic reasons.

>>124386481
Is this shit real? I understand it's the version for retards but do they actually think the retards will feel more welcome if they actually use retards in the pictures?

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JUST

>>124387373
>>124387357
>>124387415
come along now chaps, time to pay attention to a Brit better than all present in this thread
see : >>124387173

Thank you brother >>124387434

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>>124387447
But I didn't

>>124387357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_suB_k_Gz0

is great

>>124387447
I have nothing better to do on polling day than personally piss you off.

>>124387532

If this is true then surely the Blairites are planning a splinter party, this will likely appear in the aftermath come the bloodbath on the 9th.

>>124387357
How did one miss them so many series but Beeb didnt showcase ?
Maybe they*Our Guys* an Anti-fa hated them ?

>>124387415
>America has become the proxy Army for Israel
Israel is the only thing that prevents the Middle East from allying to become stronger than the US and NATO.

was that pic in the libdem manifesto too?

>>124387447
because the most based British politician to date was a conservative, changing only to the opposition temporarily to lobby against the (((EU)))
WE WANT ENOCH POWELL
WE WANT ENOCH POWELL
WE WANT ENOCH POWELL
WE WANT ENOCH POWELL

ENOCH WAS RIGHT
ENOCH WAS RIGHT
ENOCH WAS RIGHT
ENOCH WAS RIGHT

>>124387447

in this instance, for a right good giggle.

and also to stick it to the SNP.

in the GE I'll be voting for Corbyn though.

>>124387532
>focusing on driving up vote share rather than getting key seats

They.... they do realise we don't have proportional representation, r.... right?

>drinking cadburys hot chocolate
>wrapped up in a blanket on the sofa
>watching alex jones videos

who else /comfy/ here?

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>>124387566
Our farage is a man of CIVIC tastes.

>>124380476
Fuck off kike your the ones screwing the world

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>>124386689
>Israel is our proxy nation now
America is Israel's proxy nation, dumbass.

>>124387910
>polish next door but one blasting out shitty foreign music
>haven't cleaned room
>too hot
>can't find anything to watch

Distinctly uncomfy atm.

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>tfw you spend the whole day in the pub with Nige celebrating the triggering of Article 50
>you both stumble towards the taxi rank, rather worse for wear
>back to Nige's for more beer
>he's regaling you in the back of the black cab with the details of Woolf getting knocked out
>you arrive at his London flat
>bursting for a piss, you head to the toilet first
>unbutton your fly about to urinate and you realise Nigel is standing in the doorway
>"Nige, what are you..."
>he bounds across the room in two steps and suddenly his tongue is in your mouth,tasting of bitter and roll-ups
>he pulls away and cackles loudly
>you recoil in stunned silence
>he drops to his knees in front of you
>"Here we go old boy, HERE WE GO" and like that, your penis is in his mouth, your heterosexuality gone
>involuntarily you start pissing
>you look on, horrified, as your yellow urine floods Nige's mouth, spilling from the sides and splashing onto the expensively tiled floor
>he pulls away for a moment, the piss soaking his tie knot and lapels
>"Do you know, I'm so greedy for piss..."
>he opens his mouth again and engulfs your still urinating member
>you start to cry
>he speaks, looking up at you, your penis still in his mouth
>"You're not laughing now, are you?"

>>124387748
nah mandelson was on saying that if jeremy lost, then he would 'own the result.'

>>124386689
>They stopped that program a couple of years ago
Wait, that's not a joke? What the fuck would traffic police be doing with tanks?

Would a tattoo saying Enoch Was Right be degenerate?

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>>124387911
/ourguy/ tbqh

>>124382957
FUCK YES CORBYN STARTING A CIVIL WAR

>>124387910
Alex Jones is an autistic water filter salesman who lectures amerilards on UFOs and reptilian celebrities, don't waste your energy on such non-sense. Return yourself back to your roots and get truly comfy with the best grandad you never had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAN5IypQlsM

>>124387911
>bedding

Is that when you wrap the person up in blankets really tightly so they can't move but then they break out of it before the morning?

>>124388150
Its newspseak for shagging

>>124387315
>Take care an Dont be a drunk loser with No Family . !!

Whoops, too late. I already am.

>>124387910
Alex Jones is positively uncomfy

>>124386689
>They stopped that program a couple of years ago.
You still have massive overspending on the military for the sole purpose of decreasing employment, if you wanted to do that in a better way you could just use those tax dollars to fund doctors and nurses, but I suppose that might be too much like "muh socialism".

>>124387911
>sexist culture
>Nigel had sex with a woman seven times
>sexist culture

Cuck isn't a bad enough insult anymore
These are eunuchs

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>>124382957
P-please provide updates.

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>tfw when avoid tripping for months because I drunk post
>then I figue out to phone trip
>then I check the archives

YOU ARE ALL PUPPETS

BUT YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR MASTER

>>124388095
Yes. Same with t-shirts.

No tattoos and wear formal clothing 24/7 - it's the only way.

CPN here bang at door , I Love you guys we sparred lots , Listen Thanks for being You OK :) x

>>124388148
i find alex jones very funny and satirical, it's a form of entertainment for me

>>124388253
i find it comfy

>>124388303
Nice to see you again!

How are things going?

>>124388069

you need the doctor my son.

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>>124387824
MPs in marginals are more likely to be moderates, he wants them to lose so the left get control over the PLP

Seat losses can be blamed on UKIP - "We did just as well as Miliband, but all those Purple Tories went back home so there's nothing we could have done to save more seats"

>>124388328
But "Enoch Was Right" is a perfect phrase and I want it to adorn me

>>124388347
Oh....

I get it.

You almost had me for a minute there randposter.

Almost.

See, I can always uncover you.

>>124387748
SDP 2.0 confirmed?
>>124387824
Imagine the OUTRAGE if labour got more votes but the tories got more seats

>>124388091
I actually think Obama stopped it after the Furgeson riots because yes, there were slightly stripped down old military transport and armored vehicles on the street during that shitshow.

They had some other tacticool military equipment too but they didn't have actual tanks with cannons and shit.

>>124388079

Nice and sinister from Mandlescum as per usual.

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>>124388047
Just got through the entire series up to the present. It's not as good as The Thick of It but well worth a watch and much better than most US TV

>>124388411
Better, head was a mess in March.

>>124386306

They are voting for their own demise, RIP the 21% of the good guys.

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Not the best of line-ups 2bh.

>>124388347
RANDPOSTER IS NOW SWITCHING TO OR FROM PHONE POSTING

RANDPOSTER OPERATES IN THIS AREA, BEWARE.

>>124388622

absolutely, he was virtually wringing his hands as he said it.

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>>124388303
Great. Filtered.

>>124388683
US television/writers has always been better.

We have shows like Top Gear, The Office, House of Cards, and Antiques roadshow, just to name a few.

>>124388347
good lad, see you when you get back.

>>124388693
How is the pregnancy thing going? What part race is she again? I forgot. Feel free to ignore if you'd rather not talk about it.

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>>124389187
Almost got angry reading that first sentence, but I'm glad you were just being sarcastic mate

>>124389187

3/10

>>124387532
>..will argue Corbyn should keep his job if he matches the 30.4% Ed Miliband won

Ed did the honourable thing and stepped down, though. Jeremy should do that. He's like an old relative that won't fuck off, you keep looking at your watch and he isn't taking the hints.

>>124389187
US sitcoms >British sitcom
US standup >British standup
British panel shows>U S panel shows
British Dramas > US Dramas

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Give me your bottles of Milk traveler!

I have plenty of gems to trade :^)

>>124389367
no yeah, the British have some goofy gene or something where they just make good/funny shit when it comes to the arts. In America, its fart and fat jokes and they get old after a while.

Brits also have an interesting way of describing the world around them. Probably explains why they you're all so good at making television.

Pretty much explains why I'm itt right now.

>>124389646
The best TV dramas ever were arguably all American.

>>124388878
Is the black Anglican the guy who denounced homosexual marriage?

>>124389285
It's 1/8th black her Grandad was black, she doesn't look black except curly hair. Didn't think until she told me, and she was "on the pill" until she "forgot" to take it. Wrap up, best advice. Once they edge 30 they get baby crazy.

>>124382957
>when you understand where you've come from you know where you are going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY

>>124389187
British telly is really really bad
People here go mad when Fargo or True Detective or Walking Dead is played over here

>>124389721
>Milk seller, I want only your most skimmed milk.
>My milk is too whole for you, traveller.

>>124389646
American sitcoms are awful

>>124389646
>US sitcoms >British sitcom
i still fucking hate the office (America)
Never saw the U.K. version

>>124389827
They go mad over our shit like Dr Who, Sherlock and Downtown Abbey

>>124389646
>what is black books
>what is father ted
>what is only fools and horses
>what is porridge
>what is stewart lee
>what is mark thomas

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>>124389646
British humor is funny tho

>>124380653
I will give you funny doll, to protect you.

>>124389818
I'd love it if I could get some 30 something preggers and not have to worry about raising it, I would have spread my seed with minimal effort.

>>124390090
I mean now
Old britsh sitcoms are GOAT tier

>>124389646
You are actually a fucking retard. US sitcoms are universally known for their poor quality. Veep only stood out to me because it's one of Armando's babies.

>>124390093
Translate to English please, I don't speak Klingon or whatever dead language that tweet is written in.

>>124390093

>In 24 hours France will be run by a Europhile former Rothschild banker who was groomed by his school teacher.

The absolute state of France lads.

>>124381052
No, not even gun to head. I would rather lose my brains than fuck a paki.

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>watch a bailiff show
>all the people who haven't paid are either niggers, pakis, or slavs
>the pakis have 8 children in their home
>they go to the council for housing when they get evicted
>"i've been to prison once, i'll do it again!"

really puts my noggin in gear

>>124390193
Name a current US sitcom that is good.

>>124389827
Walking Dead is pretty retarded.
Fargo was pretty good but I stopped watching it after I fell behind.

Fun fact: I lived in Fargo, ND for about 5 years. Funnier Fact: The movie (and I think the series) is based in the town of Brainard, MN.
Funnest Fact: I remember going to visit my grandparents in the brainard area and swimming at some lake they have there multiple times.

>>124390248
Name a single good british sitcom from the 90s onwards. The end of only fools was the end of British comedy.

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>>124390157
I suppose for every man its different, but I feel responsiblty, currently trying to convince myself that morals are dead so are a useless to adhere to.

>>124390301
Be honest though, when you were a kid did you not have a thing for any of your teachers? I know it's still paedophilia, but if I could have gotten with one I genuinely don't think I would still mind.

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>>124390093
all the gloating tomorrow is going to trigger me hard. fuck you france

>>124390357
none are good but there better than the shite bbc itv and sky put out now

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>>124389646
British are not funn-

>>124390193
>What is Toast of London
>What is Car Share
>What is Man Down

There's some, and Inside No.9 if we're talking comedy in general.

>>124390449
I suppose if I was actually in the situation I might not be so flippant, but iirc she is happy for you to have as much or as little involvement in the kid's life as you want, right?

Do you lads think that cultural nationalism is the most realistic way forward? Given that Civic nationalism at least allows for the idea of multiculturalism and that Ethno nationalism is too toxic with most to ever catch on?

>>124390289
>Macron, the puppet of the globalist "elite", the poodle of the EU and Merkel

>>124390301
Fuck France if Macron wins please mock them and ridicule them

>>124390502
The long talks about having 'defeated the far right in Europe again' will be grating, but come the 2020's we will be winning in France. Macron will be a disaster, he is more of the same.

>>124390614
I don't get people who like car share
It's not terrible but its pretty average for British tv.

>>124383055
Please don't do this anymore my friend. I appreciate you trying to appeal to us here on brit/pol/ but frankly, don't.

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Has Brit/pol/ prepared an equivalent to this for frogs?

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>>124390610
But much of it would not be allowed to be broadcast now.

>Hello Ranji my son, how are you, alright? Here, I saw your missus on Tuesday, she's got a terrible spot on her forehead ain't she?.
>He's a nice bloke you know, that Ranji. He took me and Rodney over to Southall last week. They was holding this Asian song contest,a bloke called Singh won it

Apparently this got cut from the tv broadcast

>>124390716
Tar.

>>124390502
All it will lead to is more dead frenchmen
20% support has become 40%, give it a few years with the peace fleet rolling and it'll be up to 60%

A potential terrorist attack in France now?
https://twitter.com/letopeur/status/860959882895405056
https://twitter.com/lyro91/status/860950476023623682
>tfw niggers do this here every day

>>124390336
>george rides his mobility scooter to the food bank
>due to his weight he cannot work

Those shows make me so mad.

>>124390614
Anything by Pemberton and Sheersmith is usually excellent.

>>124390427
>Father Ted
>Black Books
>IT Crowd
>The Thick of It
>Phoenix Nights
>Spaced
>Toast of London
>League of Gentlemen
>Psychoville
>Inbetweeners
>Bottom
>I'm Alan Partridge
>Keeping Up Appearances
>Red Dwarf
>The Office
>The Royle Family
>Count Arthur Strong
>Peep Show

>>124390821
It was a cringe rap shitpost

>>124390831
delet

>>124390952
the parliamentary election will be the real elections.
If FN scare the republicans to the right massive changes will come

>>124390861
Political Correctness ruins all good things

>>124390660
I could abandon it and it would be fine in the modern sense of the word, i.e. it will survive but be socially incompetent due to an unstable homes dominated by women who never grew out of there teens, I just don't know if I'm ready to make the step of idgas.

>>124390831
I think the difference is that with Trump, it's only by chance that he does the right thing, and is still very much happy to sacrifice the working class at the alter of (((big business))) (healthcare for example), and he doesn't really believe in what he says, with Le Bic, I think she actually means what she says, and France is much closer to home, so we are a little bit less ready to gloat over her loss because we have more invested in her perhaps.

>>124391059
Has anybody seen Funland by Jeremy Dyson(writer of league of gentlemen)?. 10 year old-or-so dark comedy miniseries set in Blackpool. fucking brilliant.

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would you musses bunfield?

Television is rubbish, you stupid Goyim. All we talk about these days in the West is fucking television, even on /pol/.

>>124391019
>burger king
americans of peace strikes again

>>124391101
Man I have to check 'em out

>>124391416
MESSES BANFAYLD

>>>124391101
No
>dad's army
>blackadder
>porridge

>>124391310
Would you say that John Cleese was funniest British comedian? Is there anyone funnier from UK then him?

>>124391460
Don't bother, Goy. Live your life. Don't sit there watching people pretend to live life. The electronic Jew ought to be unplugged, smashed in and thrown out.

>>124391101
>Faulty Towers
>Last of the summer wine

>>124387911
Latvian Women are fine dusu

>>124391705
I would say that there are plenty of comedians at least as funny as John Cleese. It depends what your tastes are.

>>124391445
>violently revolt against being ruled by a monarchy
>found burger king

>>124391232
Here are some mental gymnastic moves I have prepared for you, if you want to leave it and go on living with your life:

1) It is not a totally white child, by giving it your time and money you are diverting resources from a more deserving potential white child you could have.
2) Historically speaking it is not totally uncommon for a father not to be totally present throughout the child's life, in times gone by I bet many a child have been raised without their birth father due to him being lost in battle.
3) The child could pick up on you not being happy to be there and only being there through some kind of sense of duty, you being there could prevent a more willing person taking the spot and the child could end up having a happier life if you aren't there, a step-dad for it might be the better option for the child. It may indeed be the moral thing to not be there.
3) If you chose to go off and sort your life out a bit more and find someone you love and have a child with her you will be more happy. You deserve to be happy.

>>124391829
I don't watch politics because it's all biased lefty propaganda but I do like good comedies from time to time.Can't help it

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>>124382286
That's from the film Grimsby. Stop posting Anglophobic Jewish propoganda.

>>124391980
I shouldn't have called those things "some mental gymnastic moves" by the way, that falsely degrades the points, they are legitimate points to consider.

>>124391689
>>124391885
He asked for 90s onwards

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>>124392036
Borat was probably the funniest movie ever probably because he was playing anti jewish character bit ironic

>>124392026
Why bother watching anything, goy? Unplug the electronic Jew and fucking burn it. If you're hard up, sell that electronic Jew for shekels.

>>124392036
>>124392279
Sacha Baron Cohen has made a living out of making fun of poor people and working classes, Grimsby for example was one long piss on the working class. It's set partly in a council estate and is one long slog through as many shallow stereotypes about people who live on council estates as you can imagine, things left out on the front lawn, too many children, benefit fraud, gathering in pubs and loutish behaviour, all of it is just making fun of people who have had any kind of identity taken away from them when all of our manufacturing and mining jobs went abroad, and when successive governments instituted a policy of mass migration to either satisfy their own globalist/socialist beliefs or to bolster the number of people who automatically vote for them, these migrants flooded to areas with cheap housing stock, council estates, went looking for the same jobs that the people who were original there were looking for, thus devaluing the labour, and when they took on the jobs they were willing to work at a much lower standard of living, because even that low standard of living was much higher than the one they had in their prior country.

But I digress, literally every Cohen character is just cheap jokes, no in depth satire at all.

>>124391101
>gimme gimme gimme
>operation good guys

>>124391689
Blackadder is the only thing ever BBC did that worth something.

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Nobody mentioning Brass Eye.

>>124392357
Ali G was about pakis who think they're from new York.

>>124392357
Wait so Grimsby is something like Jeremy Kyle show?

>>124392493
not a sitcom though

>>124391980
Appreciate the effort mate, but I've already fully explored these trains of thought.

My conclusion is that the most important thing a man can do on this earth is to create life, and it is his moral duty to raise that child as a productive member of society and the costs of personal happiness is negligible in the scope of the continuation of society.

Now this holds true, but when I transpose it onto modern society:

Morals are a tool for social cohesion that require the majority to follow in order to be relevant.

We don't live in a moral society.

So morals are irrelevant.

This is the train of thought I'm exploring, but the abhorrent nature of abandoning my blood is weighing, but I will no doubt be a sideline regardless as she and her equally childish mother treat it as an accessory.

>>124392493
Brass Eye is the only programme any one of you plebs have mentioned that I can sanction. Partridge and Iannucci can be funny sometimes too.

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>>124392493
We were talking about sitcoms mate. And I thought Brass Eye and The Day Today were a given. They're practically comedic gospel on here.

bureau de change is best drama of all time

>>124392824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQw3PxYpF1Q