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Brit/pol/ - Albania greatest ally EDITION

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>Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
https://twitter.com/britainelects/

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164
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Reminder that your days are numbered communists.
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>>124371837
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>>124371806
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>>124371977
thanks aquafresh. i like it.
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Labour are going to lose out big time in this election. Anyone strongly pro-Brexit is going to vote Tory, and anyone strongly-anti-Brexit won't be drawn to Labour and their tepid pro-Brexit "too chicken to rock the boat" stance.

Not to mention the decades of insistence that "left wing = weak and immature" and "right wing = tough and sensible".

People switch off at election time, and revert to the basic fundamentals driven into them throughout their entire life, sure the Tories might be corrupt, and the NHS might be dying under them along with the police, education, fire crisis, sure the neoliberal experiment failed and we all had to pay to keep it alive, and this Corbyn fella seems a bit different to all the others, but at the end of the day, people want to feel mature, sensible and tough, and that's the image the Tories present.

I mean even 7 years of abject failure, project after project falling apart, cost saving changes that end up increasing costs, broken election promises, U-turns and flipflops, doesn't outweigh the projected image: "Strong and Stable".

It's fucking disgusting. What really is annoying is how well the Tory position of just hiding from the media is. Instead of focusing on the Government and people who have the most power, they are just picking on Labour non-stop. The media didn't even keep on the fact May was hiding from debates for more than a day. That's what happens when you have the media in your back pocket... or the other way around.
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>>124371806
MORE POWER TO MUMMY MAY
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REALLY makes you think
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bit quiet lads. is everyone getting a few sneaky sherbets in?
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>>124372257
I'm in work tomorrow, not that it makes a difference if I turn up drunk
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>A third of the posts by non-brits
Is this the end of brit/pol/ ?
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>>124372400
>working on the sabbath

you disgrace
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>>124372461
Demographically representative of the nation.
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>>124372144
It's almost as if the opposition is so lacklustre and milquetoast that they can barely be called opposition at all.
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>brit/pol/ hates socialism
>brit/pol/ loves mummy may interfering in markets

Protectionists and nationalisation-supporters need to leave desu senpai.
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THE
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>>124372461
> implying flags are representative of nationality

I've posted on here from abroad lad, and I know foreigners resident here post on this thread too.
>>124372201
Doesn't really convince me that scrapping trident and printing money to pay for THINGS is a good idea
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>>124372512
Yeah yeah mate, I've got a house to run and a kid on the way. Need dem hours because I won't bring myself to claim bennies while I have other opportunities.
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>>124372619
ABSOLUTE
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>>124372461
D-do diaspora Anglos count, Both parents fled SA
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>>124372679
STATE
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>>124371703
>Albania greatest ally EDITION

fuck off with your nigger OP
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>>124372400
Doesnt go to MCDs tomorrow
>>124372257
as an alkie thats a given
>>124372461
>Posts degenerate filth an this ,the Irony is strong in you
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>>124372599
> Flag
> Tattoo
> Clothes

ALL products of capitalist exploitation of labour...

I approve desu.
God bless the free market.
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>>124372599
we just hate socialism that much that we are willing to give may a landslide to defeat it.
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>>124372826
MCDs?
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DO NOT UPSET THE QUEEN.
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>>124372665
and them burgers wont flip themselves eh ?
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>>124372768
I thought an economy like Albania was something for us to strive for, according to Gove.
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>>124372985
top kek chap
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>>124372935
Burger franchise you may of heard of them its where the shitposters here work
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>>124372985
I work security/part time student. I bought the army meme and wasted my late teens/early 20's and I'm now having to retrade.
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why the fuck are johnny foreigners making Brit/pol/ threads?
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>>124372855
Your death will be a painful one. This I promise.
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went to a marshes town today, it had lots of independent shops, no non whites, cozy people,

half the shops were empty, the museums were shutting down

it's like i went to a white ethnostate and no one was interested.
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>>124373076
well its that or collecting trollies from the supermarket carpark lad
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>>124373252
i know a guy who wipes old people's bums. fucking mong.
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>>124372144
Imagine lad, in another world where the labour party wasn't full of mongs, we would be looking at a red surge!

If anything good is to come of this election, it must rip the throat out of the Labour party, we need a strong opposition for parliamentary democracy to work and in its current clusterfuck guise the Labs aren't capable of providing that
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>>124373145
Did you kill any ragheads whilst a grunt
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>>124373367

Ooof, i'd [verb] her [object/s], if you know what I mean
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>>124373367
wonders if he fiddles with them too Top Kek
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No, go away. Neither you nor your parents are English.
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>>124371703
lol pic not related at all and niether is my post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj70rtP3lUQ
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>tfw no gf

physically, girls are breathtaking

sucks being a virgin. i only have myself to blame
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How many seats do you think the Lib Dems will win?

Thinking of putting a cheeky bet on.

Also: COMMIES OUT
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>>124373431
espesh with Harame Abbot in it lel
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>>124373635
Are you the cunt that can't kiss from this afternoon?
Did you take any of our advice onboard?
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>>124373106
One of those burger, kebab and pizza places?

Chicken Cottage?
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>>124372144
What is the context behind Mogg backstabbing Ken Clarke?
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>>124373562
he puts laxatives in their food because he just loves wiping their bums so much.
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>>124372461
G-good Evening Karenposter well done on your countrymen for doing the right thing and voting in Mummy May.
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>>124373644
i'm hoping enough to become the opposition. How many would they need for that?
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>>124373367
Helping the elderly and getting paid to do it is not shameful.
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>>124373757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4MkzppLyN4
Shit on him at various points
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>>124373644
I did £30 notes in bookies today ,think my nags still running lads

My cats will be eating the sad fuckers soon
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>>124373736
no i am not, i've kissed half a dozen girls or so
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Alb*nians are roaches.
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Considering getting in on the namefagging gimmick. What do you think, lads?
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>>124373635

u can use my bum for £7 and a packet Wagonwheels if you like lad

I am clean
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>>124373884
Oh fuck I completely forgot watching this, kek
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>>124373703
that's just because of media bias lad.
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>>124373635
Go see a milf whore and enjoy it lad
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>>124372201

>Conservatives have nearly double the years in office

The rest of it makes sense considering that. What's all this business about excluding the global financial crisis? Wasn't Brown in office during that time, after two Blair terms?

I didn't realise we were allowed to just subtract what ever we wanted from the figures to make a party look good, in that cases remove many of the Tory years in office, all the ones where thye spent the most, until their numbers beat labour in every way, ok great.
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>>124372768
Sorry for the Christianity
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>>124373644
Under 10, 8 to be precise.
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>>124373883
he doesn't get paid lad. he sneaks in at night time. fucking weirdo lol
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>>124373635
Have you ever actually tried? You know, put yourself out there, stopped girls in the street, spoken to women?
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>>124373818
noticed
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>>124373757
>Mogg backstabbing Ken Clarke?
Clarke is a Europhile and Rees-Mogg wrecked him about Brexit on national television.
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>>124373900
Then go forth and smash a fat bird
Just get it over with, it'll give you a confidence boost and you can start going after birds who look human
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>>124373436
I was CRE, unfortunately not.

We were on op providing route clearance and over watch for RM who were tasked with plugging tunnels under the neb canal, the main canal in the green zone. What when we're in one place is park the wagons in a square and live in the middle like a little fort. 3 days in we come under small arms, very rare as most of them aren't doped up enough to take on 8 armoured wagons with 4 .50cals on the roof. Only my wagon (I was driver that particular op) had eyes on the chogi shooting at us and my gunner was pinned down in the SV, so I jumped on the .50cal and engaged... or I would have if my shit cunt gunner had cleaned his weapon in the last 3 days leaving me with dead man's click. So I just had to sit there and watch as another RM callsign in the area put a few UGLs through the cunts window and take my frag.
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>>124373367
>i know a guy who wipes old people's bums.
Tell him to wipe this one.
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>>124373741
Hen cottage Kek
>>124373767
sides lost
>>124373900
and that was just family members
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>>124374057
It starts from 79'
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>>124373818
We must meme Tony Blair back into the office. By far the greatest Prime Minister post WWII
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>>124374189
>Tell him to wipe this one

which one lad she's got about 4 arses
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>>124374148
T-thank you Anglo-senpai.

I'm not joking how proud I am of my Anglo-senpais. Not voting for the meme party (aka the Sinn Féin of UK) that was UKIP and making the Tories stronger.

Now repeat for the GE.
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>>124374189
It would be more humane on both ends to take her to a car wash.
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>>124374189
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>>124373953
like throwing a sausage down a high street you will have to have your bum sown up soon lad
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>>124374386
to a landfill
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>>124373900
Stop bragging you bastard.
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>>124374189
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>>124374317
> We must meme Tony Blair back into the office.

I do not like this pro-Albanian Russia shill anymore.
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>>124373953
i'm not a faggot

>>124374004
i'm thinking about doing that

OARHH RIGHT YOU ARE

>>124374115
not really, i'm very fussy. haven't chased a woman 4+ years

>>124374155
i'm too egotistical for that shit

>>124374465
kek
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>>124374369
a-actually I voted for UKIP...
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>>124374584
Isn't it the resident Scot nonce?
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Do you think we can tone down the racism a bit lads? I know it's all banter and not serious but sometimes I have a hard time wondering if some of you aren't pretending and it's making me (and prob. a few of the other non-white posters) a bit uncomfortable
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>>124374392
Her boyfriend's nearly as bad.
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>>124374602
So if you're very fussy why are you whining on a thai political machinations board about being a virgin?
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>>124374727
When I'm uncomfortable I find somewhere else to sit.

*stares*
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>>124374628
> a-actually I voted for UKIP...

!

Well it's your vote, senpai, and I am biased as an Irishman about how the UK should vote.

I take it that solo UKIP seat wasn't the one in your area. . .
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>>124372400
Do you work in Tie Rack by any chance?
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>>124374785
>Cigarette for scale
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>>124374305

OK. Start it from the Blair year one and then Include the global financial crisis.

Weren't many of the banks involved in the global financial crisis UK banks? How does that affect things? Didn't Brown then apply his THINGS magic to a major element of the earths banking?
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>>124374798
Can I whine? I am not fussy but am still a virgin.
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>>124374628
If you're going to post anime shit, at least post a good girl
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>>124374698
> Isn't it the resident Scot nonce?

?

I'm potato-kun, not the Israeli Scot.

I post Mummy May memes.
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>>124374845
I wish
See >>124373145
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>>124374115
>stopped girls in the street,
this hahahahahahahaha
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>>124374903
Fire away lad, see my previous advice about fat birds, for the use of
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>>124374785
Which ass is the real ass? The one on the left or right?
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>>124373367
>i know a guy who wipes old people's bums
Do you think he can get this shit off Cheryl Cole's arse?
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>>124374305
Start it from 74
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>>124375096
that looks terrible
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>>124375096
What a stupid bint, why the fuck would you do that to yourself?
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>>124374843
No, mine was Labour I think? Just realised I didn't check the result for my area. But labour safe seat so probably.
>>124374915
terrible opinion friend
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>>124375033
Doesn't really work when fat girls reject you.
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>tfw you go the toilet and piss all over the floor and wall because it comes out in two different directions in a v-shape and panic to control the piss-beams
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE NUTTALL JUST FUCK OFF
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>>124374165
So thats NO then !!
all that Service pay wasted ewww
>>124374582
I would lick it out
>>124374602
Dont go a euro young tart they will rush you treat u as filth go get Good sex education lad
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>>124371703
I'm a building labourer.
Fuck Albanians.
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>>124374798
because most of the time when i see an attractive wench i find it depressing and sad
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>>124375096

That rank whore has had too much negro semen up her m8 - she'll never get that black jizz out of her bloodstream
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>>124375096
Christ...

I met her in 2011, she's tiny and very quiet.
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>>124373936
It's a tough old game, I tell ya. Have yo know your stuff.
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>>124375272
What do you look like?
Are you:
>Clean shaven
>Reasonably well dressed
>Not utterly autistic
>No more than moderately overweight
>Familiar with the use of chloroform in case of extremity?
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>>124374727
Fuck off achmed and stop raping our preteens ok
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>labour 56%
JUST
there's my deluded hopes of my constituency flipping to Conservative gone
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>>124374602
So you have low self esteem?
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>>124374832
Kek well said
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>>124375383
IKR!

We got blown up like 30 times, personally twice, but when you're in a mastiff you're golden.
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>>124374727
It's okay lad, even the Queen can tolerate some niggers.
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>>124375096

What an absolute chav mong. Her recent photos show her approaching madonna levels of paper skinned anorexic haggery.
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>>124375465
>Clean shaven
Yes
>Reasonably well dressed
Yes
>Not utterly autistic
Not sure
>No more than moderately overweight
I'm overweight
>Familiar with the use of chloroform in case of extremity?
No
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>>124375379
Name someone in UKIP that could do a better job (other than Nige)
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GUYS GET IN HERE

SPOOKY SHIT ON MACRON's EMAIl

ADRESS IN SOUTH KOREA

TALK OF PIZZA AND CHEF SPIRITUEL

STUFF WRITTEN IN KOREAN MOONRUNES

TALK OF HAWAIIAN PIZZA (SAME AS PODESTA!)

>>124372197
>>124372197
>>124372197
>>124372197
>>124372197
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>>124374584
Seriously speaking though, there were no good leadership in Britain for more than a century. Other than the immigration and European federalism, Blair did a good job
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>>124375443
how and where did you meet her?
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>>124375599
First time I've seem a resemblance between her and Anne.
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>>124375270
My knowledge of English geography outside London goes to shit, senpai, but are you sure? Maybe Mummy May is your new mummy?
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>>124375379
>FOR FUCK'S SAKE NUTTALL JUST FUCK OFF

Paul is still under the illusion UKIP still has a bright future, though I don't think he actually believes this, that'd just be pure madness
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>>124374727
Yes, we will tone it down the second you leave.
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>>124374727
Wait, we're only supposed to be pretend racists?
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>>124375642
>Blair did a good job
> devolution for Scotland and Wales.
> destroying the Labour part as an opposition.

Well he did a decent job with N. Ireland initially but that is unravelling at the moment anyway.
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>>124375506
>>124375696
unfortunately the labour candidate won the mayoral election
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>>124372201
>The party that had twice the years doesn't have close to twice the borrowing
>New Labour and Momentum are the same
The absolute state of Corbyn shills
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>>124374727

You best be joking nigger. Racism is completely natural and nobody is pretending.
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>>124375506
how many people voted ukip in your constituency last election? if it was a lot, and they switch to tory, it might be enough to swing it.

plenty of 'safe' labour seats are under threat from switching ukip voters.
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>>124375096

Ooof, i'd tend to her coal bunker, if you know what I mean
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>>124374884
>Weren't many of the banks involved in the global financial crisis UK banks? How does that affect things? Didn't Brown then apply his THINGS magic to a major element of the earths banking?

You're referring to deregulating the banks I presume. The tories were yelling at Labour for not going far enough prior to the crisis.

>“I fear that much of this regulation has been burdensome, complex and makes cross-border market penetration more difficult.
>“This is exactly the wrong direction in which Europe should be heading and it threatens the global competitiveness of the City of London.” – George Osborne, 2006

>“In an age of greater choice, he offers more overbearing control; in an age of greater freedom, he gives us more interference…
>“In short, in an age that demands a light touch, he [Gordon Brown] offers that clunking fist.” – George Osborne, 2006

>“I want to give you [The City] lower taxes and less regulation.” – David Cameron, 2006

>“Light-touch… regulation is in the interests of the sector globally and the government need to send that message more strongly.” - Mark Hoban, 2006

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-files/Politics/documents/2007/08/17/ECPGcomplete.pdf

ctrl + f deregulation in this document and speech

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6987556.stm

This also leads me into (not wanting) defending another point about THINGS, in that the tories wanted to bomb the fuck of out Iraq even more than THINGS did. Not to mention Ed milimeme prevented us bombing Assad.
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>>124375646
I'm in this image
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>>124375579
probably, nowhere near the amount i used to though
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T.face when I go morrisons for a sunday dinner by oneself , and stared at like Im a paedo by normies
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>>124375096
I can't wait until these tattooed roasties start getting old and saggy. I knew a kid who got tattoos a Chinese characters his arm when he was 13 and by the time he was 18 it looked like a cock.
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>>124375863
>Honk
Much better taste
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>>124375443

You probably breathed in some of her atoms lad, which is prety hot if your fetish is particle sex
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>>124375863
>unfortunately the labour candidate won the mayoral election

D-Daijobu?? (also how are you health-wise?).

Is it because you live in a major urban English city or muh milk snatcher?
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>>124375878
Was 56% in the local election, exact same % as GE2015. Conservatives aren't even close.
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>>124375597
Goes in British Army treats it like an adventure theme park ride then dropped like a useless turd
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>>124375966
Sure...
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>>124375920
Some quotes from that PDF

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-files/Politics/documents/2007/08/17/ECPGcomplete.pdf

(They deleted it from their site)
https://www.conservatives.com/pdf/FreeingBritaintoCompete.pdf

>The (Labour) government claims that this regulation is all necessary. They seem to believe that without it banks could steal our money
>We need to make it more difficult for ministers to regulate, and we need to give the critics of regulation more opportunity to make their case against specific new proposals
>We recommend deregulating venture capital fund raising, and investment for professional investors
>A Conservative government should relax banking regulation, allowing a new breed of venture/micro-credit institutions……………. Competition is the customers’ main ally. It is competition which keeps the bank honest
>We see no need to continue to regulate the provision of mortgage finance, as it is the lending institutions rather than the client taking the risk
>Our aim is to liberate the economy from the burden of unnecessary regulations……………
>Before imposing traditional ‘heavy’ regulation, government should always consider whether the ends could be achieved by less burdensome means, such as through competition, incentive schemes, or self-regulation
>The regulatory burden should be measured and reduced year on year
>Greater use should be made of “codes of practice” rather than direct regulation
>From its first days in office, a Conservative government should challenge the public and press assumptions that encourage excessive regulation, and explain the likely effects of and reasons for its regulatory reforms
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Is there a brit/pol/ reading list?
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the malvinas are ours
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>>124376215
What?
>>124376221
Why's that so unbelievable?
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>>124375966
Basra?
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>>124375966
What regiment were you in?
I just passed army selection myself.
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>>124375642
>Other than the biggest issue facing us he was good
>Forgetting the total disaster that was iraq
>Ignoring the total destruction of labour allowing Britain to slide into a one party center right dictatorship.
Blairites will get gasssed before Jews or pakis or anything else
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>>124375599
I liked the darkies .
here
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>>124375615
>Overweight
Lose fucking weight then
Simple
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>>124376313

When you type in English they're called The Flaklands

The Falklands is what they're called

tl;dr The Falklands
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>>124374727
Good, this country isn't for you. Go back to bashing rocks together in your mud hut.
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>>124375966
Pasco?
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Akshay has a good idea to reform the voting system.
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>>124375966
t.cheryl cole
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>>124375913
Oh FUCK YOU thats awful ! MODS really
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>>124376039
Morrison's cafe ain't all that bad tbf. Mostly quiet old people too who don't make a fuss. Saw some old guy eating crisps with a knife and fork once, which was rather amusing
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>>124376341
No, that's on bastion, she never left camp btw unlike Ross Kemp (who we saw briefly) who was legitimately on the ground with the infantry who don't have nice vehicles to hide in with remote control .50cals you can operate never leaving the mastiff.
>>124376362
32 Engineer
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>>124376335

Which one's you lad you can be famous until this thread dies
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>>124375966
OBV you the achmed next to her Top Kek
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>>124376661
I think I'm mostly obscured, my main memory of that is being embarrassed at every saluting with her.
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>>124376061
sou desu ne
>>124376168
Northern town, used to be mines n shipbuilding n shieeett but no more. Too many people stuck with the 'me da voted labour' mindset. And I'm much better, t-thanks. I seem to have some sort of insomnia now however.
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>>124375350

I once pissed directly onto the floor behind me, through my own legs, because my piss did that thing water does when your pour a jug and the liquid tension physics makes it creep back up the side of the jug.

My japs eye was like stuck together slightly and it just somehow caused caused a vortices to form and my piss was just arcing right off the back of my dick full power onto the floor.
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>>124375966
Found you
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>>124376444
>flaklands

lol you cucked yourself
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>>124376778
This guy?

Kek

That's pegs, he was a scouse para. He's not a paki but he did spend the vast majority of his time covered in carrot oil and sunbathing while the rest of us repaired wagons.
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>>124375621
Too right, the media have played a blinder and you can tell who's a newfag when it comes to opinions on Nutt. He's been pretty consistent and hasn't changed one iota since being deputy leader. Safe pair of hands and he played a blinder the other night on QT, even had labour voters clapping his points.

Not sure if he's leadership material and Stoke was an embarrassment, so his reputation is in tatters, so criticism is fair - but this idea that he's ruining UKIP is bollocks. Nobody can or ever will compare to Nige, Paul's literally the best UKIP has.
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>>124376925
Try flying your shitty airforce over mate, we'll show you fucking Flakland.
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>>124375642
Enoch Powell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw4vMZDItQo

His only fault is that he was ahead of his time.
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>>124376042
Brilliant
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>>124376335
Unless you prove it, why would you expect anyone to believe you? Impersonating a soldier is immoral, btw.
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>>124376779

Fairynuff lad.

>>124376853
>My japs eye was like stuck together slightly and it just somehow caused caused a vortices to form and my piss was just arcing right off the back of my dick full power onto the floor.


My sides
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>>124376306
Razzle /Fiesta/Escort /Mayfair an Color Climax
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>>124376864
I think that's the tp sgt judging by the shape of his head

I think this is my behind the grining bloke (troopy) whith my mouth open. Not 100% though.
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>>124376568
Do the gibsmedat parties still get to tax everyone, or just the scroungers?
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>>124377175

Club and Mayfair were best desu
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>>124375838
>>124376392
Also his destruction of the House of Lords.
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>>124376925

You nigger, i'll probably chin you if you ever set foot on our islands
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>>124375966
Thank you for your service.
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>>124377024
Erm I can time stamp my medals.

Not sure why it's so unbelievable, it's not hard to get in
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>>124377008
>le internet tough guy
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>>124376335
Gets blown about like theme park ride wonders why you never legally killed shitskins , you are a disgrace lad
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>>124374727

I thought none of us were really white?
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>>124376306

>a-pile-of-sixteen-books
>6 books in image

what did they mean by this?
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>>124377175

Didn't Fred West send picks of Rose to Razzle?

>pic unrelated i just like Frogfoots
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Has anyone got the meme comparing Callaghan and Thatcher?
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Conservative majority 2017-2022...

What will the average net migration figures be across the 5 years? If it's more than 150k I'll lose my shit.
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>>124376306
This is a short read.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/3643823/Enoch-Powells-Rivers-of-Blood-speech.html
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https://twitter.com/albawhitewolf/status/860936814064001024

The crazy EU comic girl is being trolled by dual national leave voters
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>>124377515
800k

CIVIC
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>>124376042
There aren't many people who plan their tattoos in advan…..
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>>124377328
Plenty of people post on hear pretending to be something they're not. There was one the other day where a guy posted medal he bought off ebay.
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>>124377515
300k+
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>>124377376

Rude 2bh lad
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>>124377376
I have no idea what you're on about mate... we're not yanks who brass everyone who looks at them funny or you end up like Sgt Blackman. Most armoured/mounted units don't see much small arms.
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>>124377430
Google works in mysterious ways.

Also, what te fuck is Radio 4 playing at? Literally talking about slavery and the holocaust at the same time.
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>>124371703

>Albania greatest ally

Triggered
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>>124377621
>>124377678

Nah seriously, the public won't accept that. If that happens the electorate will move further to the right.
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>>124377515
They will respect the EU vote and halt European immigration so we can double the net migration of our old empire friends from Pakistan and Nigeria.
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>>124376432
sides lost lel
>>124376640
I hate the levels of normie snide looks I get , I forgive them til not had meds then kills as many as poss til cops stop me .
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>>124377447
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>>124376424
They went to a good school, Dave.
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>>124376643
Claims to be RE but working as security guard , wow you must of been a low intelligent cunt
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Just got back from my friends, he got voted in as Conservative town councillor, the Labour candidate was this proper slag who had been the to Jungle in France and wanted to setup a portacabin on the village green for rapefugees to live in.

Needless to say this went down well with the locals and he won 75% of the vote.
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>>124377550
Not even kidding when I say that the opening is one of the best ever.
>The supreme function of statesmanship is to provide against preventable evils. In seeking to do so, it encounters obstacles which are deeply rooted in human nature.
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>>124377644
I dunno what else to say mate this is the best I can show you.
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>>124377625
Oh my god, I can't tell if he is an idiot or mildly intelligent.
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>>124377824
And with Labour dead there is no one to turn to. UKIP will pick up some more votes but it won't be enough because of FPTP. People would have been saying the same thing as you 7 year ago.
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>>124376779
Mods delete this LARPer
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>there are posters ITT who unironically mourn the end of Car Share more than the demise of UKIP

Get out 2bh.
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>>124377835
Unexpected end to that sentence
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>>124377868
hmm seems like callaghan was /ourguy/ after all
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>>124377724
>or you end up like Sgt Blackman

whoa there - the achmed he shot had five minutes before had been trying to kill him and his mates.

Pretty standard in war m8

>source my granddad who was at fucking Normandy!
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>>124378005
Could well be fake, desu. Unless you show me your face, then I can't trust you.
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>>124377731
They need to meet their weekly anti-white brainwashing quota and it is already almost Sunday.
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>>124377824
The public only care about EU migration because of those bloody poles.

Niggers and pakis are a-okay!
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>>124378058
Car share was an unambiguous force for good in these dark times
UKIP was a party with one real idea and one charismatic bloke in charge
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>>124377816

Just a few more centuires and it'll be a 1000 year old alliance lad
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>>124377911
Most RSME quals mean fuck all on civvy street mate, I was RE fitter equipment but you never really do your apprentiship, just get the cert. My old man was a planty and ended up an MPF and even he doesn't do his trade because army quals, RSME anyway are shit.

I'm doing a law degree part time now, it's going well but only my first year.
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>>124373818
T-thank you potato-kun for noticing me.
I got unbanned today and mummy may did very well!
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>>124378163

Not so - virtually illegal to say anything negative about the 'diverse' Poles etc are a cipher
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>>124376997
FUCK OFF NOW Impersonating Brit Army guy is illegal in the UK
Your IPs just been sent to HMRP lol
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>>124376293

I'll give this document look.

In the meantime tho you are saying that Labour didn't do what the Tories told them and fucked up, which is not a great argument in their favour. Not sure what you're getting at.
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Ceryl Cole has burned the coal
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>>124378300
DEATH TO KAREN AND ANIME!
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>>124378033
It's a process. 7 years ago normies could shrug it off and say 'ha i-it's not that bad', now they feel concerned and in 5 years time they'll be ready to go full 88.

UKIP has collapsed because May has adopted their main policies.
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>>124378163
You know that's not true.
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>>124378114
I agree, but he still got manslaughter

>>124378142
I don't actually have anything to prove to you. You can pretend I'm LARPing if you want. It just makes no sense to me why you think I would pretend to join the army when it's piss easy and you do fuck all but drink.
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>>124378379
She came good in the end.
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>>124378350

My point is that 2008 would have been just as bad (due to all the banking deregulation), if not worse had the tories been in at the time.
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>>124378401
Wishful thinking.
>full 88
KEK never gonna happen larper. 1000 year Tory reich inbound.
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why cant we all just get along lads?
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>>124376809
I used to have insomnia. I found stopping playing games and going to sleep at around 10 helped a lot.
I listen to comfy background noise like music or a tv show to help me sleep
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>>124378814
>I used to have insomnia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJzZcFoT-1A
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>>124378517
It doesn't need to be true in fact. To speak out against Nigerian and Pakistani migration is unthinkable because people don't have the "they're white so it's not racist" excuse to fall back on.
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>>124377199
Fake Troll an reported
>>124377268
Classy ladies an I loved the war stories an car pics in Mayfair
>>124377431
He sent her pics to many Contact mags/Rendezvous was the fav , to get women /Young girls for her an him in their cellar lol
>>124377720
Lying POS and never has served lol
>>124377724
You getting Jailed an Outed as A Cunt you Never Served an I will repost your damning courtcase here lol
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>>124378652
Full 88 is a bit too far outside the pale for it to ever go mainstream but the public is going to get increasingly annoyed with immigration, look at what's considered acceptable mainstream discourse now, seven years ago the only people with a similar publicly stated outlook were the BNP
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>>124377882
I Loves it lol
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>>124378770

Ooof, i'd install my splinklers on her lawn, if you know what I mean
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Do you think they binned my application for the Civil Service when I told them I was white, or did they wait for me to select male?
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>>124378770
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>>124379087
*Sprinklers

I went all chinese for a minute there
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>>124378531
Because people lie to try and get (you)'s all the time. All I'm saying is that I can't trust what you're claiming if you won't show us that picture below your medal or you take a picture of yourself and show it to us. NO OFFENSE!
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>>124378652
Defeatism will get you nowhere. It is your job to make sure it happens, no man is too small to have an impact. That is the spirit that made Britain the conquerer of the world.

>>124378770
How many times have you been robbed today Wikus?
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>>124378005
Do you have PTSD? Why are you posting that shit to prove anything to some 12 year old
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>>124379128
They probably binned it because you're a fucking retard, any gimp can get into the civil service
>t.just got a job in the civil service
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>>124378531
doesn't the army refuse people with a history of self harm
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>>124375966
Found you.

Want to know how I know, lad?
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>>124379171
Things will go where they will go. I will watch.
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>>124379231
All of the questions were easy and I finished it off quickly, but it wouldn't let me progress to the next stage.

I've had no issues with similar things before (most of which were harder) and I came across the role on a whim, but it wouldn't let me get past the sift test.
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>>124377935
Based lol
>>124378268
Seriously You are a stab at best
>>124378770
hang and burn that filthy nigger
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>>124379250

looks like zammo from grange hill
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>>124379231
You got a job after putting white male on the application?
Wow pretty impressive desu
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>>124379128
Shit tiered scum profession ever LOLOLOLOLOL
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>>124378899
You should know the rules by now, lad. If they are on the list they have to leave.
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>>124379445
How quickly?
You're supposed to spend more time than you actually need, always, it monitors the amount of time you spend answering the questions to see if you're actually thinking about them
>>124379516
I know, its almost like not everything is a conspiracy
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>>124378899
You do have a point mate but there's no reason why we can't push the boundaries and use dogwhistles..
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>>124379166
I'm not claiming anything unbelievable, you're free to think what you want mate.
>>124379179
>PTSD
No lol, I did fuck all.

The worse I saw was in nightingale (bastion hoslital) when our medical made us voulenteer to help out in the ED to prepare us for if one of us got wounded (never happend), I saw two USMC come in, one minus both legs above the knee. But you have a kind of disconnect to guys in different uniform. No serious shit like 3 of my best mates getting pink misted as I know happend to one of the lads I knew I'm basic

>why am proving shit to 12yo

Someone asked what I did and I said security because I bought the army meme and I had people call me out for bs.
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>>124379766
I didn't ask for your life story, this isn't a blog
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>>124379651

where would the half breed and chav go?
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>>124379250
Please tell me, because I've still got that lad on WhatsApp. We call him Wobble
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>>124379766
Did she smell nice?
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>>124379882
Half breed euthanised, chav sent to a work camp.
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Reminder that this is an ETHNO board.

CIVICS OUT
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>>124378005
t. walter mitty
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>>124379682
>http://www.w4mpjobs.org/JobDetails.aspx?jobid=58777
>only open to UK nationals from black, Asian or non-white ethnic minority.
It's almost like a lot of jobs openly select non-whites and women to fill internal diversity quotas
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>>124374727
NIGGERS!
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>>124379834
Bit rude, assumed you were interested as you asked about PTSD
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>>124379166
>>124379179
>>124379241
I know lying cos he stated a claim inb4 an I have reported Milt Pol they will arrest him an charge him an named shamed, an he will be reposted here his court appearance here !
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>>124380122
>>124380122
>>124380122
new
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>>124376809
> Too many people stuck with the 'me da voted labour' mindset.

I don't blame them but it won't get them anywhere. Voting for UKIP in an area like that wasn't a bad call A-Anglo-senpai desu.
>>124378300
N-no worries (even if you cucked me of my headpats before). . .
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>>124379882
Who cares? As long as they leave. Leave or Die. Those are the rules.
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>>124379895
>Did she smell nice?

This is a question that needs answering
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>>124380109
>stated a claim inb4

What do you mean?
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>>124379895
>>124380337
I was never close enough to smell
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>>124379166
I TOTALLY AND UTTERLY REJECT YOUR EXPRESSIONS OF SORROW.
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>>124380256
>UKIP wasn't a bad call
Conservatives were second here so it sort of was.
>tfw too moral to vote against my principles
I wasn't cut out to be an Anglo
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May is the greatest hero to England since St. George. I'm so ashamed we have cuckly Weedman as pm. Thank God the Queen is our actual head of state.
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>>124377826
I don't know if we take them from Europe though, they all seem to be African, middle Eastern or Indian. The poles and a few others obviously came in thanks to the EU borders but the others just seem to arrive without all that much hassle so even tighter borders from EU citizens doesn't seem like it'll slow it down much
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>>124378267
For me it has always been eternal
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>>124382152
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>>124380583
S-sorry senpai I accidentally replied to my last post next thread, not yours. . .
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>>124372144

>That image

The only person in that image who is against Brexit as it stands is Ken Clark and he's fucking gone for good.

I thought Political cartoonists were meant to be smart?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC-tQD4pPEw

http://nickmartinezofficial.com/
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>>124374727
Nigger/Paki/chink/Somalian
Cross off words that don't apply
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>>124383454
It also has IDS in there when he's no longer a cabinet minister and Jacob-Rees Mogg knifing Clarke in the back (?????)
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>>124371703
Albanian women are fucking great. I worked with a bunch of them before and they were all about pleasing their man, being devoted to their families, and avoiding gays and degenerates.
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>>124375615
/fa/ here
show me your favourite trainers/shoes
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>>124377816

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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