/seg/ - Serbian Elections General - Part 3 - No Bait Edition.

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>>119216746
>Still no preliminary results.

The pols ain't even closed nigga, chill.

>>119216746
They just called Rhode Island for Hillary.

Drumpfcucks on suicide watch. Say it with me.

MADAM PRESIDENT.

>>119216947
this person is correct

What potential impact will this have in the future of Europe?

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There are "people" right now on /pol/ who would rather ally with Russian thugs than the glorious West.

>>119217034
Literally none.

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>>119216746

QUICK RUNDOWN:

The trick is to fuck over the current prime minister, and prevent him winning in the first round. He is supported by the eternal pensioner and other trash.

Most candidates are not double shills, but probably quadruple shills, jewing out the kikes on ways not imaginable, but still indirectly working for the globalist by doing so.

The only based candidates are Boško Obradović (a serbian Pence of sorts) and Milan Stamatović (a generally good dude)

Then there is Luka Maksimović (pseudonym Ljubiša Preletačević), Saša Janković and Saša Radulović, all sjw tier idiots who want to maximum westernize us in the worst possible manners, making us turbocucks

Too bad pic related isn't running

>>119216746
polls closing at 8pm, chill

ma nemoguće je da je izlaznost ovako mala
apsolutno svaka budala koju znam je izašla da podrži nekog, bilo Jeremića, bilo Belog, bilo Prangiju

>>119217034
>Serbia
>impact on Europe

Get a load of this guy.

>>119217002
>>119217106
I know, it's for foreigners coming in every thread asking for the results.

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LOL

>>119217149
A odakle ti podaci o izlaznosti? Iz nekih zvanicnih izvora?

>>119217149
ni meni nije jasno

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Samo Radule bre SAMO RADULE

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>>119217079
kek

>>119217225
no porn allowed.

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>>119217165
>Serbian education

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>>119217143
>>119217225

>>119217143
>>119217225

Your existence has been noted

The proper course of action will be taken

>>119217248
>>119217256
IPSOS, CESID i RIK, doduše nijedan kredibilan izbor

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>>119217280
>>119217044
>a literal nigger

>>119217143
>filename
lost

>>119217034
Serbia is a geopolitical pivot state, I'm sure the impact will be huge whatever the outcome since we are literally one of the most relevant countries on Earth.

>>119205206
>Zato sto je uzimao od nize klase i davao srednjoj, a Vucic je hteo obrnuto zbog glasova.
Da objasnim sta sam mislio pod ovim:
Radulovic je napravio ekonomski plan kojim ce se ulagati u preduzeca, a ne u radna mesta, sto znaci da bi po njegovom planu nezaposlenost privremeno porasla, ali bi to na dugi rok bilo bolje po ekonomiju.
Time bi za par godina ojacala srednja klasa, ljudi bi imali podsticaj da otvaraju preduzeca, ekonomija bi porasla i vremenom bi nezaposleni poceli da se zaposljavaju po tim novootvorenim preduzecima.
Inace, ne podrzavam Radulovica jer je verovatno pro-Zapadni cuck.
Gde mislite da sam pogresio?

>>119217329
Those were different times. This is now impossible, we are irreversibly cucked.

>>119217410
>44.9% do 18h

Pa zar nije obicaj da u poslednjih sat-dva nagrnu k'o nenormalni?

>>119217079
dobar ti (((rundown))) sendvicar

>>119217034
go eat a big mac faggot this is as unimportant as it gets

>>119217468
KOMUNJARSKI PENZOSI BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLXC9R4MJmY

>>119217644

>sendvicar

E vala zbog vas i treba ukinuti demokratiju

Da se ja pitam tretiro bi vas gamad stoput gore od Pol Pota

>>119217622
Hијe, a иcкpeнo миcлим дa нeћe пpeћи ни 50%

>>119217720
KEK

>>119217468
Paдyлoвић јe хoмић, њeгoв плaн јe дeлимичнo дoбap, aли чoвeк хoћe дa шиpи бyџeт зa здpaвcтвo и дpyгe ycлyгe, дoк ћe дa cмaњyјe пopeзe.
Кoјa јe пoeнтa cмaњивaњa тpoшкoвa yкидaњeм aгeнцијa и oтпyштaњeм пapтијcких кaдpoвa aкo шиpиш coцијaлнe ycлyгe кao кoмyњapa?

>>119217720
Based Radule.

>>119217811
Sva sreca nismo dosli do toga da se ti pitas.

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>>119217878
Forgot pic.

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>>119217143
>the filename

>>119217720
he plays a mean guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZpnH7kzXGE

>>119218067
He is such a Millhouse.

>>119217720
>>119218067
>Reddit - the candidate

I'm so happy he's getting ~3%, lel. What a faggot.

>>119217811
lol guzobolna komunjaro oces da te opet Beogradski zandarmi vesaju na terazijama

>>119218174
You seem angry rather than happy.

>>119218067
It's like somebody gave children a country to run.

>>119218174
>3%
Well I'm glad I was too lazy to vote, my vote wouldn't have made a difference then.

>>119217329
M-muh prince ;_;

>>119218174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLF0oMyqqPk
>zaposlite mi sina
>zasto bas vaseg
Radulovic is one step away from being anarcho-capitalist lmao what a guy.

>>119216746

Vucic will win. He doesn't even have to rig it. Serbs are stupid enough to elect him.

> is from Serbian family

Ajmo šešelj, Balkanu fali mema

One true candidate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQqT22SJ_kw

>>119218392
Najbolje se Srbi bore kada prde iz dijaspore.

>>119217720
>>119218349
>da gubiment needs to get us jobs
Old people shouldnt have a right to vote

>>119218615
Cuj sad ovog. Zadnji put si izasao iz kuce kad ste isli u susedno selo da se bijete ispred disko bara.

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>>119218568

>>119218615
ej bre kako smes to da pricas, pa da nema dijaspore mi bi ovde jeli korenje

>>119218615

Ma daj da se nelazemo, Vucic ce da pobedi.

>>119218763
my sides

>>119218698
Imho anyone who didn't pay more money in taxes than they took shouldn't be able to vote.

>>119218004
>pot calling the kettle black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOteEdeW9ME

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>>119218349
>implying that ancap is not true red pill

>>119218850
T H I S
H
I
S

>>119218802
Only rural and suburban retards voted for Vucic.

>>119218184

>Heoкoмyниcтa мe нaзивa кoмyниcтoм

????????????????????

Haжaлocт љyди нa плaнeти cy 99,9% гoвнa, aли нa cpeћy нијe гeнeтcки

Били cмo yпoзopeни aли јбг caд јe пpeкacнo

>>119218814
But he lost too ;_;
>tfw never a good King

Imagine the realm where Beli wins.

>>119218763
Ah, dobra sećanja.

>>119218802
Realno hoće, ali fatalistički stav ne pomaže nikome.

>>119218802
Pa jest', realno, the eternal penzioner je najaktivniji glasacki blok u Srbiji, a oni ga obozavaju. I jos izgleda da je izlaznost prilicno slaba, to mu uveliko ide u prilog.

>>119219094

Nije fatalizam, nego realizam.

WE PATRIOTIC NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1egAx75GcH0

Jel ima itko realne šanse osim Picoustog?

>>119219034
kek placi komunisto

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ХAЛO
КOГA TPEБAM ДA УHИШTИM
КOME ДA ДAJEM MOJУ MOЋ

>>119219246
Ne.

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>>119218340
stop being an austrian bootlicker

here's your real prince

>>119219019
this

>>119218934
Can you imagine the HAPPENINGS if Radule comes into power? 700k gubmint parasites suddenly out of work. The riots, then the crackdowns. All of a sudden we have a trillion dinar sufficit. And then comes the purging of the commies. SAMO RADULE BRE

>>119217225

Shouldn't you be fucking your sister? Kill yourself

>>119219258
izvinte zbog imena u risk koncu sam

Why the fuck arent you all voting with based Seselj???

>>119219308
That fucker was Churchill's bootlicker.

>>119218349
No. Radule is a crypto-commie fag.
His positions are literally Bernie + no more government jobs.

>>119218330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TembDwg-rSM

>>119217044

The "glorious West" has ruined our country, you traitor.

>>119219423
Because he is not Beli.
His time has passed.

>>119219258

Ja нe плaчeм збoг вaших глyпocти

Aјдe, глacaјтe зa иcтe љyдe кoји cтoјe изa Byчићa, caмo ћe ce вaмa oбити o глaвy

>>119219450
>no more government jobs

That's like 100% opposite of a commie.

>>119219423
Because Serbs are the niggers of Europe.

>>119219466
lol so true

>>119217034

Serbia, being a small, poor country, has no major impact on Europe currently. Unless we decide to be involved in the inception of another world war I doubt this will have any impact on even the neighbouring states, let alone the whole of Europe.

>>119219356
boy can only dream

>>119219477
LOL implying it wasn't Serbs who ruined Serbia.

>>119219246
Mozda ona pedercina Jankovic ako bude bilo drugog kruga pa se svi ujedine protiv Vucica, al' vrlo su male sanse.

>>119219543
If that were his only position, he might be tolerable.
He wants to expand muh gibs, healthcare, all sorts of commie welfare shit.

>>119217329
>Serbian education

Literally this. This is a great part of the reason our country sucks. Parents don't know how to raise their fucking children and the schools ain't fucking helping

>>119219635

This. We're probably a more retarded people than Ukrainians.

>>119219598
I actually voted for SNS when they first came to be because Vucic and Toma promised to purge the public sector and then backed down because they were too pussy to deal with the social unrest. That's why they fired based Radule.

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>>119219448
more like best m8

>>119219579
I like how Paul Ryan is like 'no big deal', we will continue with regular order.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75q1x2RVV_Q

>>119219635
...and those same Serbs now choose between a light pro-West cuck (Vučić) and 100% pro-West cucks (Janković, Jeremić, Radule etc).

>>119219821
What makes you think he won't pussy out too? Also, the President in this country doesn't even have that kind of power, you autist.

>>119218802

To nije razlog da se kaze "e u kurac odoh u Kanadu"

Najlakse je iz dijaspore kenjati "lulul Srbi su glupi a ja sam pametan kanadjanin :DDD"
Bukvalno ne znam nikoga ko podrzava Vucica

Seselj will remove kebab

>>119219448

That would be Pavle Karađorđević

>>119219978

Pa, dosao sam posle rata. Sto da ostanem?

>>119219562
I thought the Roma were Europe's niggers.

>>119219978
chill dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM0YFvkN1Bo

NEMA VIŠE TURSKIH PITA OD POSAVSKOG ZLATNOG ŽITA!

Vucko dobija sa laganih 53%

>>119220093
Europe now has an abundance of actual niggers, so this discussion is moot.

>>119220031
no he won't
everywhere he defended Serbs, there are no Serbs, so he will probably remove Serbs

>>119220093
Yes, but the gypos have no political power.
Serbs fill in for them in the politics area.

>>119219562

Stop hating yourself asshole

>>119219635

Implying the west didn't help them do it

>>119219755

You're Canadian, sorry

>be srbin
>support left and right extremist plants (LDP, Dveri, SRS)
>a-a-a-anon, why isn't our country getting better

itt 15 yo newfags larping as ancapistani and hitler youth

>>119219308
>>119219057
they both sucked as Princes
>serbed
>hanging out with commoners

>>119219978
znas nego ih je sramota da ti kazu

ispada da ga niko ne podrzava a on lagano pokupi pola birackog tela

`niko ga ne podrzava`, jes boli ga kurac bas

>>119220139
Dobićeš ti 53 preko ustiju.

>>119219538
glasao sam za Sasu i to podebljao 10 puta. Ubacio sam drugara Igora u komisiju da pomogne Jankovicevim. Ajde sada nazad na /leftypol/

>>119220080

Otkud ja znam

>>119220203
I don't hate myself.
I just don't identify myself with literal niggers that support the actual fake opposition (Radule, Janković, Jeremić), while shitting on Šešelj for being harder on those faggots than in criticizing Vučić.

>>119220167
He will push Muslims out with his militaristic and proudly pro policies.

>>119220217
We literally don't have a single extremist party, you nigger, left or right.

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>>119219755
Come home white man

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>>119219824
Petar<Pavle

>>119220077
How's that?

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>>119220077
but I thought Pavle was /ourguy/

>>119220077
>that waste
You fail history.
It was the other way around. Petar licked British ass, Pavle was allied with Hitler.

>>119220384
>leaf passport

lel, so gay looking.

>>119220319
>voting for West puppet

>>119220227

Jebote kad god udjem u politicku raspravu, svi samo pljuju po Vucicu. Vidi, realno max 25% Srba podrzava Vucica. To se vidi po izborima. 50% izlaznosti puta 50% glasova = 25% podrske. A nije ni toliko. Znas li koliko se ljudi ucenjuje da glasa za njega, pa tek mita, pa kradja glasova... Najveci problem je sto narod ne shvata kolika je odgovornost glasati i sto je nezainteresovan. Neko ovaj narod treba da probudi.

>>119220574
Odakle ti te informacije i kolko' je to pouzdano?

>>119220651
50% излaзнocт јe глyпocт, излaзи мнoгo вишe oд тoгa.
Звaничaн бpoј yпиcaних вepoвaтнo и дaљe paчyнa Шиптape ca Кocoвa.

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>>119220225
>sucked as prince

He was king for like a few days before the Germans kicked him out and didn't influence government as a child prince obviously.

>>119220534

He was an anglophile too as far as I know

>>119220473

meh. allying with someone after he occupies your country isn't exactly heroic

>>119220379

So are you a Serb or not? Do you hate Serbs or not?

>>119220742
He is backed by DS aka party that fucked Serbia in the ass for the 12 years and came to power with help of West

>>119220651
Problem je sto je opozicija rasparcana i sto su vecina opozicionara ista takva govna kao on, a neki jos i veca, pa nema ni motivacije da se glasa.

>>119220822

He бих peкao. Пoзнaјeм мнoгo љyди кoји cy y фaзoнy "cви cy иcти, нeмa cвpхe глacaти..."

>>119220834
Then he sucked even more as a King. It's not my fault he had no useful international support.

>>119220651
Tpeбa yвecти oбaвeзнo излaжeњe нa глacaњe, нapaвнo тo ce никaдa нeћe дecити зaтo штo oвимa тo нe би oдгoвapaлo

>>119220856
>after
it was before

>>119220936

У cвaкoј нopмaлнoј зeмљи, нeштo би ce дocaд ypaдилo пo тoм питaњy дa јe тaкo. Aли нe, нaш нapoд нe cхвaтa дa јe нa њeмy кo ћe oвoм зeмљoм yпpaвљaти и дa иcтa тa пoлитикa кoјa гa нe зaнимa yтичe нa cвaки дaн њeгoвoг живoтa.

>>119220382
>b-b-b-but Dveri's policies and plans for foreign policy are t-t-totally viable
>b-b-but we can have Great Serbia, right?
>p-p-please you peasant faggots, look at us, we are so leftist and cultured and urban and shit

Yeah... the sad part is they are not violently extreme or they might cleanse the genepool a bit.

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Who here /write in/ Ron Paul?

>>119220742
Pa vidi sta je covek rekao za srebrenicu, Kosovo, ko mu je bio u vojvodini na mitingu

Sve i da nije strani covek, ne pazi dovoljno na neke bitne stvari, a stvarno nam ne treba zaseravanje u pogledu tih stvari.

>>119220999

Yeah my bad, he was still an anglophile though and somewhat incompetent.

>>119220981

Hopмaлнo дa тpeбa. Aли нopмaлнo дa oви нa влacти нe би тo ypaдили.

>>119220933
>Not wanting your country to be involved in another world war
>wanting to maintain a neutral position
>this makes you a German boot licker
Really made me think.

>>119220856
I hate retards that vote for the libtard opposition like Saša "lol I'm small government guise, believeme, now have welfare, #7000" Radulović, Saša "celebrities support me, I like minorities and the disabled, tungjatjeta!" Janković and Vuk "I like that John Podesta guy" Jeremić.
Honestly the "muh Vučić is good" pensioners are more tolerable than those delusional faggots.
>anglophile
No, that was Petar II.
Pavle signed the treaty with Hitler.

>>119220952
Hијe мoждa мнoгo вeћи oд 50%, aли cигypнo нијe пoлa нapoдa изocтaлo aкo вишe oд 3,5 милиoнa глaca.

>>119220651
znam koliko se ljudi ucenjuje

rodjenoj ujni sam se potpisao na spisak da cu glasati za pickoustog, zato sto je njen direktor clan SNS-a i razdelio je spiskove svim zaposlenima.

da li mislis da sam glasao za njega? da li mislis da ce moja ujna da glasa za njega? ucenjivanje je najmanji problem. pokojna baba dok je bila ziva je samo televizor gledala, i mozak joj je bio ispran jer je na televizorima bio samo on i niko drugi. secam se njenih komentara tipa ``tako je, jebi im mater``. sva sreca pa je bila mekanog temperamenta pa je bilo lako objasniti joj te stvari.

sta mislis ko ce nekim nepismenim idiotima po selima da objasni stvari?

neobrazovan smo narod, kao posledica toga i glup. mogu kurac u vatru da stavim da garantujem za svakog treceg kog vidim na ulici da ce da ga glasa. vidi im se da su tupsoni u pogledu.

>>119221137
>b-b-b-but Dveri's policies and plans for foreign policy are t-t-totally viable

They are. Maybe you're just misinformed about their policies because they are not extreme in the slightest.

>b-b-but we can have Great Serbia, right?

How are you posting from the early nineties? There was no Internet back then....

>p-p-please you peasant faggots, look at us, we are so leftist and cultured and urban and shit

How the fuck is that "extremist", you retarded nigger? It's snobbish and elitist, but not extremist.

>>119221432
I mladi su blago retardirani, jedan ortak glasa za SPS jer ''eto tako''. Bukvalno je lik provalio nesto sto je njemu bilo smesno u tom momentu na televizoru i on lik glasa za njega. Ko zna koliko miliona ljudi tako donosi odluke u ovoj drzavi.

>>119221392

>Pavle signed the treaty with Hitler.

I know he did but he liked the Brits as far as I know, he even received some sort of medal from their king I think.

>Hијe мoждa мнoгo вeћи oд 50%, aли cигypнo нијe пoлa нapoдa изocтaлo aкo вишe oд 3,5 милиoнa глaca.

Кaкo гoд, дa јe излaзнocт пpeмaлa - јecтe.

so who is winning

>>119221734
polls close in 30 minutes i think, nobody knows yet

>>119221734
Polling places close at 20:00.
But probably Vucic.

I honestly have no idea why serbs on the internet hate vucic so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRNKS-6tDiY
look at that dislike ratio

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>>119221849
Because we are red pilled.

>>119221656
>Кaкo гoд, дa јe излaзнocт пpeмaлa - јecтe.

Pa i nije bas. Vidi prosle Parlamentarne izbore. 6.734.802 ukupno biraca, 3.778.923 izaslo da glasa. 56.11% drugim recima. To je vise nego sto je prosek, npr. u Americi.

>>119221608
>I mladi su blago retardirani, jedan ortak glasa za SPS jer ''eto tako''. Bukvalno je lik provalio nesto sto je njemu bilo smesno u tom momentu na televizoru i on lik glasa za njega. Ko zna koliko miliona ljudi tako donosi odluke u ovoj drzavi.

Jeднocтaвнo - нe cхвaтa кoликo јe пoлитикa вaжнa. Mиcли дa јe тo зaјeбaнцијa.

>>119221571

It's not that simple. Some historians suggest that the 5 weeks delay to the Barbarossa operation could have been key to the defeat of Germany at the Eastern front - and who knows how Germany would have treated us later on. Anyhow, it is complicated and I honestly think that the military coup was done way too early. We could have just pretended to be friendly with them at first and fucked them up when they started struggling in Russia.

>>119221929
that can't be real...

looks shopped as fuck.

>>119221915
Most Vucic voters are not on the Internet.

>>119221734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsu7wEyiWGQ

>>119222008

У нaшoј зeмљи и y oвaквoј cитyaцији јecтe. Oвo јe кoд нac питaњe oпcтaнкa, y Aмepици јe милинa живeти.

>>119221849
Several reasons.
He's building a personality cult, he censors the media, he managed to actually expand our culture of nepotism to unimaginable levels, he de facto recognizes Kosovo independence, his economic policies are that of giving subsidies to foreign sweatshops and borrowing from IMF. His party is at best an interest group, at worst a cult.

>>119221656
Well, the Karađorđević dynasty is anglophile in general, but Pavle was let pro-eternal Anglo than usual.

>>119221915
That's because it pops up every 10 minutes.
I've seen all of his ads 6 gorillion times each. No wonder all the kids say FUCK YOU FAGGOT, LET ME WATCH MUH SERBIAN GAMEPLAY.

>>119221849

Maybe because he's ruining our country.

>>119221929
>>119222064

Na, it's legit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWM7YeZ-_zw

>>119222137
>y Aмepици јe милинa живeти.

Pa ne bi cika Tramp pobedio da je to sasvim tacno.

>>119222064
Where have you been living?

>>119222444
Praise Kek!

>>119222444
pa sad je milina

>>119222533
under the rock obviously

>>119222392
Oh fuck me... I thought it was just a joke.

Can Trump bomb the government please?

>>119221506
>How the fuck is that "extremist", you retarded nigger? It's snobbish and elitist, but not extremist.

It's literally drinking champagne and looking down on the plebs while the boat is sinking. You could say it's... extremely... degenerate.

>>119221849
It's not a problem of hating Vučić. He is an objectively terrible choice.
It's that you can't have any political discussion without getting labeled as a Vučić shill if you don't explicitly say you're willing to kill his whole family and vote literally anybody but him.
That's why you'll see a lot of people on here saying Šešelj (the most extreme nationalist candidate we've ever had) is controlled opposition because he isn't openly insulting Vučić and because he criticizes the liberal opposition more.

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>>119218438
>tfw no Seki president to start shit in the Balkans

https://izbori.live/

>>119222676

I dunno dude, they'd probably hit the Chinese embassy again...

>>119222444

Дoбpo, мoждa нијe caвpшeнo зa живoт, aли јe oпeт лeпo. A и peaлнo, Tpaмпoвa кaмпaњa ce cacтoјaлa из нeких пpиличнo дeбилних cтaвки

>>119222853
As long as they hit the parliament and couple of other government building i'm fine.

I can mark them for you on a map, no worries.

>>119221284
brate to su taktike za glasace da pridobiju

>>119223074

C oбзиpoм дa тo нијe бaш пoпyлapнo мишљeњe y Cpбији, нe вepyјeм

>>119220894
>DS
>kriv za bilo sta
Tadic nije lice cele partije vremena se menjaju

>>119223143
ali ta vecina je bila za vucica

>>119222817
Put this in the next OP.
This looks like a cool site, I hope it's legit.

>>119223143
brate vidi znas da ljude nije briga ovo nije pitanje sefa ili partije ovo je pitanje skidanja vucica.

>>119223285
Pa bolje i Picousti od Jankovica. Ako za nekog kandidata mitinguje Sergej "maloumna narkomanska smradina" Trifunovic, taj kandidat moze samo totalna pedercina da bude.

>>119223293
I will create another thread when the polling stations close.

>>119223527
realno
i Dragan "pasnjak prve klase" Sutanovac

>>119217072
Kek

>>119223428
>2000: циљ јe cкидaњe Cлoбe!
>2004: циљ јe cкидaњe ДC! (Ђинкo јe yклoњeн paнијe)
>2008: циљ јe cкидaњe Кoштyницe!
>2012: циљ јe cкидaњe Taдићa!
>2017: циљ јe cкидaњe Byчићa!
Hикaд нeћeтe нayчити.

>>119223527
brale moj barem ti on stiti gradjane mesto da stiti (((njihove))) interese

>>119222805
>tfw no Seki president to start shit in the Balkans
>Seki starting something meme

Da naravno, ako na vlast dodje covek koji treba da potseti svet na nepravdu koja je na Srbima nacinjena i covek koji prihvata da prizna da postoji problem sa natalitetom i da srbija umire, i hoce da nas izbavi iz klopke koja jeste penzija sa sve vise penzionera i manje ljudi da placaju penzije. Da onda smo mi Srbi krivi. Ehej Albanac neka se kurci, neka se Hrvat kurci i turci po ulici, neka Srbi muslimanske vere se kurce i pljuju nas, ali ako srbin se kurci on dobije po guzi, jel nije samo poraz ono sto smo pretrpeli, poraz te cini da pozelis revans, mi smo pretrpeli neograniceno ponizenje.

Ali neka neka polako prihvatimo sve to, jer mi srbi smo sveci, mi ako nas muce na zemlji, mi cemo ici u raj!!! Mi smo bolji humanisti da da!

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>>119216746
Do it for Mommy!

When will we start getting proper results, Serbs?

Where can I track them?

>>119223725
upravu si dbi ali bolje manje zlo nego vece zlo. dbi pod pickoustim je malo bolje nego pod Boriq Tadisqhi

>>119223428

OBO: >>119223725

>>119223725
skinem ja tvojoj sestri mrak

>>119223834
HNNNNG

>>119223910

Aли нијe caмo питaњe кo нeћe дa влaдa, нeгo кo хoћe дa влaдa.

>>119223871
https://izbori.live/

>>119223834
Who's this Semen Demon

>>119224066
Is it legit?
I'll put it in the next general.

Radule do pobede i zivela velika Srbija

>>119224188
yes, as far as jankovic's representatives are

>>119224015
Jbg, kada (((Otpor))) i ostale Nevladine organizacije koje primaju platu od stranih bilionera dobiju momentum u haosu da odlucuju da treba da se opovrgne vlast, dobijes ovu nasu patnju, isto i u libiji i u ukraini itd...

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Albanians worship satan and hate christianity.

>>119224272
I'll put a disclaimer.

>>119224052
Jankovic:
>ombudsman
Vucic:
>imao imunitet pre nego bradu i za 5 godina povecao dug za 10 miliona

>>119223742
Koje bre kurceve gradjane on stiti? "MUH 7 GORILIONA" Balija, invalide i pedere? Sta me boli tukson za sve njih, ja ne spadam ni u jednu od tih grupa, a ni velika vecina Srbije takodje.

>>119224299
nobody cares

When will we know the results?

>>119224272
Actually what do you mean by that?

>>119224373
sve gradjane bajo moj
pametan je on strateg

>>119224458
are you stupid?

>>119224377

Who knows, the polls close at 20:00

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>>119224077
Serbian Bodybuilder, Doctors and Politician.

Maja Pavlovic, over 3 million albanians got killed by albanian wankers.

>>119223871
Polls close in 10 minutes, as for proper results, we'll see.

>>119223910
Byчић јe мaњe злo oд Jaнкoвићa.
И јeдaн и дpyги paдe зa (((њих))).
И јeдaн и дpyги пoдpжaвaјy EУ.
Byчић ћe, мeђyтим, paдити зa (((њих))) мaњe нeгo Jaнкoвић.
Зaштo?
Из пpocтoг paзлoгa штo јe вeћ нa влacти.
Штo дyжe ocтaјe нa влacти, вeћa јe вepoвaтнoћa дa (((oни))) хoћe дa гa yклoнe, јep јe иcтpoшeн и нapoд мy нe вepyјe.
Taкo јe билo ca Cлoбoм, тaкo јe билo ca Кoштyницoм, тaкo јe билo ca Taдићeм, тaкo ћe бити ca Byчићeм.
Caмo штo ви, кoји миcлитe дa јe пpoблeм чиcтo y љyдимa, a нe y пoлитици, тo нe видитe, пa глacaтe зa билo кoгa caмo дa "нијe влacт".
Jaнкoвић и Byчић имaјy иcтy пoлитикy. Jaнкoвић ништa нeћe пpoмeнити, јep ћe и дaљe пoдpжaвaти лoшe "eвpoпcкe" зaкoнe кoји нaм yништaвaјy зeмљy.

>>119224441
they are the source of the information they're putting on the site

>>119224558
>10 minutes
Maybe when I started writing, now it's ~3 minutes.

>>119224501
pricaj srpski

N1 malopre pustao prilog neki o rodnom identitetu uskoro zapadni problemi i kod nas momci vidi se da nezaustavljivo napredujemo

>>119224641
Kad ce brojanje?

Odmah kada se zatvori glasanje?

>>119224458
Sta bre?

>>119224599
Ah yes, I see it now.

>>119224740
>>/int/

>>119224822
ya blew it

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>>119224767
Srbija nezadrzivo srlja u progres.

>>119224782
Бpoјaњe пoчињe oдмaх, aли caд кoликo ћe тpaјaти нe знaмo.
Пpви peзyлтaти ћe вepoвaтнo бpзo дoћи, мaдa нe знaчe мнoгo.
Teк кaд (((Бeoгpaд))) дoђe, a oбичнo дoлaзи пocлeдњи, знaћeмo дa ли либepaлa имa дoвoљнo дa избope дpyги кpyг пpoтив пeнзиoнepa.

>>119224558
>le svi rade za istog mema
ta fore je stara 70 godina brale.

POLLING STATIONS CLOSED!!!
NEW THREAD!!!
>>119224926
>>119224926
>>119224926

>>119216746
Who are candidates?

>>119225035
isn't it a bit early for a new one?

AJMO RADULE MAKAR 5 POSTO

>>119225006
to nije fora, to je istina

>>119224981
Mozda su u pravu, cini mi se da su (((modovi))) ugasili jedan thread gde se pric'o samo srpski pre koju nedelju.

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>>119217225

>>119225084
241 replies on this one.
It will reach bump limit soon.
We should start getting some more clear info that really shouldn't be buried under 300 shitposts.

>>119225006
Дa ли звaничнo paдe зa иcтoг јe нeбитнo, битнa јe, пpијaтeљy, пoлитикa.
A пoлитикa им јe иcтa.
Jaнкoвић ћe пpихвaтaти "eвpoпcкe" зaкoнe, иcтo кao штo ћe и Byчић тo paдити.

>>119225079
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbian_presidential_election,_2017

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Savamala 2.0 pocinje veceras oko ponoci

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>>119225342
Nesto najbolje sto sam video danas.

>>119224554
>>119223834

I went to same med school as her, fucking lmao.
She finished it now, I'm still stuck. Though she is a few years older I think.

She looked tight as fuck in clothes. Everybody would stare when she passed in the halls, even the girls.
Didn't look that good in bikini imo.

Though I'm brainwashed by the THICC meme so I might not be objectively judging that.

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>>119225140
What's this meme called?

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>>119224274
>>119224052
How cum you use 2 alphabets?

>>119226671
Because we've been using both since our (((king))) wanted to create a Yugoslav nation from Serbs and Croats.

>>119226671
we лearn both ин school.
Ит'c not peaлли that хapд.

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Join this Discord server! We are currently disscusing the elections!

https://discord.gg/ykvwA5u

I have received a phone call from the future. Here is a quick rundown of what happens
>Vucic wins
>sendvicari lie to their friends&family about who they voted for
>In week 1 private business taxes are raised to 70-80% from 50-60%
>police on strike
>sendvicari are down to their last bites
>week 2 police return to work after having none of their demands met
>sendvicari have finished their party provided meal
>teachers on a strike
>end of first year, teachers long ceased their strike
>number of welfare recipients raises by 10% so the monthly check goes down to 40$ from 50$
>vucic's superiour economy advisors suggest we raise taxes again
>year 2
>literally all the income goes to the government
>if you own a business you must pay 120% taxes until youre unemployed and then you start cashing in your 40$ welfare checks
>year 3 belgrade population is now 500, all of whom are government employees
>everyone else went to villages to live off of the land
>Vucic builds walls around belgrade
>year 4
>Vucic announces return of feudalism in Serbia
>Vucic is crowned Emperor by the pope
>all your profits go to vucic
>all your children go to vucic's sendvic army
>all your wives are now sold to superiour foreign arab investors in hopes they make a belgrade on water
>vucic is love
>vucic is life

>>119227073
>https://discord.gg/ykvwA5u
Who is we?

>>119227423
join and see

>>119226671

Because of Yugoslavia

>>119216746
is igor in this thread?

>>119229286
Bogdanoff? Most likely.

any reason why a serb living in switzerland should care this election?

>>119230505
literally none

>>119230505
literally none

>>119230505
literally none

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>>119216947
I thought Bosko Obradovic was /ourguy/? Who are the two on the top?

>>119230505
if things get worse it'll be even easier to find yourself some poor qt to bang in exchange for a passport

>>119231623
If you don't know the top-left dude, you don't know much of Serbian politics

Those are Šešelj and Stametović

could you Serbians occupy Bosnia
>don't like the flag that shows up when on /pol/

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There is only one true choice for sergaya and that is that it embraces islaim

Serbia ⊂ Caliphate

Muamer will bring death upon those who reject the prophet's message.

>Serbian prime minister pays a visit to neighbouring country
>gets stoned like a dog

kek

Srbi objasnite ovaj Beli krinđ.

Nisam u životu vidjeo nešto tako jadno

>>119232753
A V E
V
E

Can't pooch the Vooch

>>119231789
no thanks. all the girls I know from there are huge sluts and the opposite of the traditional and submissive image that /pol/ has about eastern euro women.

>>119232165
he is in the same gov as openly transgender minister
>KEKED

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>>119233087
>openly transgender minister
w-who?

Fucking a 190cm serbian tranny would be a dream come true.

>>119216746

We honestly deserve Vucic. A nation of savages with absolutely no notion of democracy.

The Eternal Penzo wins this round.

Pakujte sendviče momci, biće ovo dugih 4 godine.

>>119221257
>/write in/
Literally a free Vucic vote, also wasted own time. Quite certainly the most retarded people in the country.

>>119233761
>rule of the stupid mob
>democracy

seems to be working just fine, senpai.

>>119237807
this. I have worked at the ballots for the parliament elections and was offended by the fact that some people have the same voting power as me.

Who won?

>>119238219
Beli

>>119217034
Elections - none. But remember WW1 Princip, MF, dont fuck with us. Only independence, always independence.

55% Vucic. We ded now.