Something different

>>14213246
It's noisy, slow, fucking huge, rear-engined and it runs on diesel.

Poor fit and finish, interior bits aren't very sturdy, but nothing actually important ever breaks. Small, slow, generic, decently handling. Can be fun if you get the turbo version.

>>14213251
VW van?

>>14213317
Nope, bigger. Fits more people.

>>14213251
Some kind of RV?

>>14213317
Dodge Dart

>>14213344
Nyet. Same country, different brand.

Also you're suppose to post reviews people.

>>14213326
leyland olympian?

>>14213340
More people.

>>14213354
A bus?

An old japanese RWD convertible with an underpowered engine that handles pretty gud. Has popup headlights and the front end makes a face that looks CUTE.

>>14213375
Bingo.

>>14213246
Here's a hard one

>fuck me, ths optispark's wet again

>>14213353
kek

>>14213390
1st gen mr2?

>>14213390
Miata

>>14213390
MR2 Spyder.

>>14213406
>CUTE front end
>mr2

>>14213411
correct

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>>14213417

Not known for going fast down highways while police are chasing you. Good off road and uses one of the best straight 6's made.

>>14213556
Bronco?

>>14213579
I made it WAY to easy

Once it hits 40mph your foot needs to be pressed to the floor to get above that, and if you let off at all expect to fall behind traffic. Despite this, everyone will compliment this car while not being able to decide if it is an SUV or truck. It does have an extremely popular truck cousin that used 99% of the same parts, so finding new parts is never an issue. The gas mileage is fucking horrid though, and will make both hippies and your wallet think a Hummer is fuel efficient.

high reving with a great weight distribution, solid panel painted sunroof standard, dial wipers

>>14213622
International Scout?

Sporty RWD Jap car. Both pointy and boxy. Pop ups and spoiler. Sometimes people will ask if it's a small Ferrari.

>>14213637
The name has already been mentioned in this thread, and if I gave you the hint another anon used it would give it away instantly.

>shit fanbase
>only love it because I6
>rwd
>not Nipponese
>previous generation recieves a lot of praise

>>14213712
Jeep Cherokee?

>>14213646
mr2?
180?

>>14213317
I hope it's not FiST because that handles far better than decently

>>14213712
Some sort of BMW. E90?

>>14213735
Yup. MR2 mk1.

>>14213420
My brother recently bought a '97 MX-5 that I had to drive down to him last week. Haven't driven my MR2 since getting back and now I'm worried she'll do this to me.

>>14213759
>E46
>most praised 3 series

NFSMW fags pls

>>14213824
that game single-handedly fueled my fetish for sidepipes
pls no bully

My car is pseudo-RWD with a high revving, low torque engine.

Fun, really slow.

>>14213317
Fiesta

>>14213924
some shitty old honda.

>>14214123
Come on, that could be any shitbox
EG6

inherited it, japanese, SUV, 4WD, noisy fans, goes for about $5,000 used now

>>14214145
Good guess, Scion FR-S though.

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>>14213735
heh

Clearly incorporates design elements from a more well known vehicle in their lineup, but that only seems to serve as a sad reminder of all the fun you could have had while you were young and single, but didn't, because you chose "responsiblity," the same word that your girlfriend used when she convinced you to buy this. Sure, comes in two kinds of four wheel drive and has a dual range transfer case and you still can get in manual (for now), but with independent front suspension, four doors, available cruise control, comfortable seats, and a spacious interior, you know you're never going to be taking this thing off road. It's just a reliable family station wagon with a high center of gravity that makes you feel more independent than you actually are.

Slow engine, passable interior, full time petro drinking 4x4, electronics are shit, good clearance.

>>14214221
Land rover discovery

>>14214205
Subaru Outback
Audi Allroad

>>14214147
CR-V?
Rav4?
Highlander?
Pathfinder?
Xterra?
4Runner?
MDX?
RX 300?

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>>14214235
Close, but this is manufactured on the other side of the pond.

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>>14214288
I came to /o/ to find a new car that's right for me now that I have so much spare cash from a proper job, so I'd appreciate it if you shitpost and anally annihilate this one

Meme car. It's a FWD but the higher trim has a superior drivetrain. It's heavy and it's curvy. The boost gauge is part of tachometer. I used to have crank problems before I fixed it.

revs to the moon, proper drivetrain, manual only, ragtop

This car makes a lot of people on /o/ mad, yet IRL is a better shitbox than most are willing to give it credit for. It's slow af but great on gas. It's FWD but comes from the factory with a dual-clutch. It has an odd number of passenger entrances. It also looks like a cartoon monster you drew when you were 4.

>>14214345
ess too gay?

>>14214361
>This car makes a lot of people on /o/ mad
Civic.

>>14214361
Velolster/Velosturd

>>14214363
correct

It's American. It's factory boosted. It only comes in one color and it only comes automatic.

>>14214361
Civic hatchback

>>14214394
GNX?

>>14214361

The Chebby Colbalt rebadged Saturn coupe thing.

>>14214419
My homie.

>>14214422
>>14214405
>>14214372
lol

>>14214382
kek

>>14214441
You are definitely a ricer

>>14214394
>>14214419
Buick did good with that car. They had the balls to boost it.

>Sub 5 second 0-60
>Looks gud
>/o/ thinks it's pigfat
>It's not pigfat
>Shifting smoothly is nearly impossible
>1st gear bucks you back and forth harder than a bull with a firework up its ass
>Visibility? What's that?
>Has a V6 that isn't a pile of shit

>>14215056
I'm guessing 370Z

>>14215084
Well that was quick

>>14213246
>landboat
>solid build
>v8
>somewhat uncommon
>a supra..but not a supra

>boring sedan
>the keys will kill you

>>14215096
SC400?

>>14215056
370z

>>14215096
LS400?

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>>14215111
im bad at this lol i basically gave it away but yes good on you

>>14213750
>>14214134
Cobalt.

>you tear your air deflector off on every speed bump and overheat
>headlight motors are almost as unreliable as the hatch motor

That's my experience, at least.

>FWD
>Cost 10k new
>Uses "muh displacement" valvetrain in a typical displacement 4 banger
>Oil filter is a bitch to get without taking off passenger wheel
>Interior quality is Soviet grade
>It's American yet looks completely weebshit
>The cheapest used car to both buy and keep running bar absolutely NONE
>You can find thousands on CL selling for a few hundred dollars
>Everyone who owns one have and will continue to beat on them mercilessly
>This car is the EPITOME of the term "Shitbox"

>>14216134
Cavalier?

>>14216201
Fug you got me.

>>14213317
Suzuki swift or geo metro

>Comfy
>Known for safety
>Has a fucking gigantic turning-radius
I've already said too much.

>Itialian Supermini
>FWD
>Lightweight
>interiors are cheap plastic
>A metric fuckton of electric faults

Not partcularly fast, but feels quicker than it is because it's so low. Great handling and feedback, but highly impractical. Metrosexual image and dopey front end make this a poor car for posing in.

>>14216682
Gotta be Punto

>>14216715
Yep. A Mk2 Facelift.

>>14213246
1. Small comfy shitbox that never breaks down, hated by normies for its looks. So comfy you can sleep in it.

2. Old and slow german shitbarge with an interior that started falling apart. Comfortable but unbearably slow.

3. Early 2000s french whateverthefuckmobile. Good interior quality. No one knows its purpose - it's too big to be a good city car and too small and uncomfortable to be a long trip oriented 4 door. Women love it.

4. Old-ish german funbox with incredible steering but low power.

5. Smallish, oldish german shitbox kind of known for an odd configuration of one of its engines that was also available in a turbo version.

If you get all of these right and I'll post... I dunno, my face or something

>>14216769
Civic
Golf III
406
Rabbit
Polo

Vtec breadvan with no torks but muh revs

>>14213712
BMW E36.

>>14216809
Not a single one.

1. 4 door sedan
2. Handles okay, has a fair amount of body roll., adjustable dampers don't really make a difference. Has plenty of grip until power comes in midway and then every thing goes sideways very quickly.
3. Boxy, with dark two-tone colours and a lour graphics package
4. Black and red interior with black and silver dash board. Instruments look like Tron (sort of)
5. No power under 3000 rpm. Everything above that.
6. 5 speed gearbox, lsd, 2.0l Turbo 4 cylinders of Formula One Technology.

>>14216829
I failed miserably :/
>sadface.jpg

>>14216839
Go back to Facebook

>>14216838
Corolla

>>14213646
Nsx? Who here has one tho amirite

It's currently a meme for /o/ to hate it. It's pretty gutless down low, but a lot of fun to take through the twisty bits. Four cylinder, horizontally-opposed.

>>14213646
Celica?

>>14219960
wrx

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>>14219960
Easy.

>>14216682
Fiat?

>>14220001
No.

>>14220011
Yes.

>>14213246
It looks like it should be faster than it actually is. Fantastic build quality, very comfy, and tons of space. Handles pretty nicely for a stock nipbox. The styling aged pretty well, it gets compliments when someone actually notices it.

>>14216769
Is the first one a Twingo?

>>14220107
3rd gen Supra?

>>14220119
Nope, looks faster as in it has all the styling cues of the faster model but they didn't sell the faster one here.

>>14216269
sounds like a lolvo

FWD luxury sedan with stock HID headlights. Fast for a heavy car, with a V6 engine and a somewhat jerky automatic transmission.

>>14220268
v6 Camry

>>14220273
>luxury

Mine:
>2wd beast that gets joked on about the manufacter being an acronym about the vehicle's fate, still love it to death.

My brother's
>zippy cramped box that fits 4ish people with shitty a pillars and rear seating headrests that make xboxhuge blindspots where you need them least.
>comes in 4wd flavor

My dads
>a loud and noisy boat with shit turn radius, also subject to the riddicule of my vehicle
>farmers in ca love it because of the engine, and there's only one inspection point for ca smog.

My mom's
>comfy as fuck mostly but your legs will cramp up if you're driving long distances
>makefly as fuck limos and the stock stereo was amazing despite it being for 2004.

Bonus round, my cousin's:
>if we get it up to 80 miles an hour again and it's not down the 34% grade out of town it means someone broke reality.
>known for jokes about it exploding if you hit them

>>14220294
last one may or may not be a Pinto

>>14213246
The badge is Japanese, but this vehicle is about as Japanese as a white guy in a kimono.
It's powered- well, that's too "powerful" of a word - Influenced, by a 3.5 liter engine that doesn't make enough tq or hp to burn rubber unless you are on gravel or ice.
Strangely enough, it handles and drives better than it's competitors, and even beat the vehicle it was based off of at it's own game (Durocross), though that's an achievement I cannot lay claim to as I have the lowest trim.

Enjoy.

>>14213246
Ugly, slow, smelly.
Rear wheel drive, 55 hp two door.

>>14220329
It is indeed a pinto, but the review also covers his old chevy flatbed with the saddlebag style fuel tanks, iirc people said that could explode if he got t-boned. Which is odd since that one's a diesel.

Car 1:
Bumpy as fuck. Clutch is too heavy (Or I have spaghetti legs). Removable soft top is fun. Gets shit horsepower for it's engine, but good torque.
Car 2:
Interior is horribly low quality. plastics squeak all the time, seat sometimes doesn't stop on the rails right? Other than that it's been a good car. Comfy seats. Wish I could've gotten it in a manuel.

>>14220438
>car 1
suzuki samurai?

>>14220475
>suzuki samurai
pretty close, but no

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1. A staple of it's segment, arguably the most popular of it's segment, particularly in it's home country.
2. One of the modern generations has an engine with a couple of very annoying issues, fortunately these are issues that generally do not directly affect the performance of the vehicle, however; this has given the particular engine a SHIT ton of hate.
3. Ride is very comfortable, for what it is.
4. Interior is both very hit and very miss. Awesome chairs as one of the options, lots of hard plastic in other places though.
5. Strangely enough, very quiet ride overall. Little engine noise. Sound dampening is really good in this vehicle.
6. Built on the same platform that 3 other vehicles share.

Good luck. Bonus points if you guess the generation of question 2.

>>14220587
Golf?

>>14220593

No.

>>14220479
An older jeep wrangler?

>>14220587
Rabbit? Wait are those even a thing anymore?

>>14220624

Not a Rabbit.

7. This vehicle not too long ago had more trims than you knew what to fucking do with, increasing the price of the vehicle almost 250% from base to top-trim.

>>14220647
Porsche? 911 maybe?

>>14220612
Correct.
CJ7

Aight
>sohc 4 cylinder
>coupe
>no torque
>rust Fucking everywhere

>>14220706
See, I was originally thinking it was a wrangler but i've never encountered one with a stiff clitch, usually the opposite where I have to jam the fucker down through the floorboard to actuate it.

Only came with V6 options.
Enormous for what it is.
Should have more doors
That aren't 4 feet long
Wrong wheel drive
Factory supercharger

First one to get it right gets.... I dunno, a cookie.

>>14220711
Honda civic dx

>rear engine rear wheel drive
>finding radiator caps is hard
>fucktons made
>simple to work on
>well known
>infamously small and slow
>car fires

>>14220750
hwut is grand national?

>>14220782
That's a turbocharged vehicle.

>>14220778
Volkswagen Type 1

>>14220782
I fucking wish. Also the Grand National is correct wheel drive and has a turbo you idiot.

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>>14220815
You did it senpai.

>>14220840
Thanks, onii-chan!

>>14220294
Yours is a Mustang, your cousins is a Cherokee? Your dad's is a Crown Victoria?

>>14220775
Its an EX but close enough

>>14220667

Nope.

Home country is not Germany.

Incredibly slow but handles decently for a FWD econobox. Originally sold for very little which made consumers happy but pissed off related brands quite a bit.

>>14220587
F150, and the EcoBoost for #2?

>>14213622
Bronco

>>14220927
Yeah, but the ex has VTEC. Granted only on the ontake, but VTEC nontheless

>>14221045
Yea I didn't give enough context for that to be apparent. 5 disk CD changer woulda given it away

>>14221031
Got it

>>14216838

DR30

Now for my shitbox

1. It's been 100% reliable so far, which makes sense since that's what the brand was known for in the 90s when it was new
2. Everyone except me thinks it's ugly. It certainly looks better from the rear 3/4 angle.
3. In theory it's an Evo/STI competitor but it's really more like a contemporary WRX in terms of speed. This has never bothered me.
4. If something breaks you will prefer suicide to fixing it yourself
5. I had to import it, but parts are easy to find because you can just get USDM/CDM TYTE versions of most things on the car

>>14220978
You act like fwd is at all a detriment

>>14220899
No on all (cousins was a pinto but I would've accepted chevy flatbed from the 80s too).

You are on the right manufacterer for mine and my dad's, and oddly enough I did put a mustang's stereo in mine when the stock 5cd changer died.

>>14221078
>he thinks FWD is acceptable
>>>/n/

>>14221008

Correct on the model.

I was primarily referring to the 5.4 Triton 3V because of its spark plug/cam
phaser issues.

On the Ecoboost I'm only aware of the carbon build up issue.

>>14221635
I've heard some horror stories of the Ecoboost blowing up.

>>14221069
ITR?

1.
Its boring, the interior, the exterior, driving experience, all will bore you to sleep, it's reliability will bore you to death, the only thing excited is the center mounted gauge cluster

2.
860 ft lbs of stfu from the factory.

Amerifats should get that one easy.

>>14222737
Challenger?

>>14222743

Those only have 650. But are way quicker.

>>14222737
Saturn Ion, Ferd super duty 6.7 powerstroke

>>14222760
Got the truck but the cars wrong.

Always talks about how only it's gen remembers.
Takes 20 minutes to even attempt to warm up in 100 degree weather.
Known to blow head gasket at 20,000
Has autism in place of a front end.
None of it's manufacturers wanted the cancerous name.
Element that used to be popular to ricers.

Its a hairdresser car

>>14222759
Vette? I dont pay attention to expensive cars seen as I can't afford one... yet

>>14213390
Honda Civic or Pt Cruiser

>>14222813
Did you reply to the right post? Neither of those are RWD, have popups, or are cute, the civic isn't a convertible, and the PT loser isn't japanese.

>>14222775
a subi?

>1500hp on ex taxi engine blocks.
>shit tier mechanical injection

>>14222789
Miata or fiat

>>14222844
Nah, subies don't take forever to warm up. Even the ones that do actually have headgasket issues (95-04 2.5L NA) don't blow them until around 120k. None of them have infamously ugly front ends besides the Tribeca, Subaru is only one manufacturer and none of their names are cancerous except maybe the Levorg.

>>14222793

No the superduty was correct for the hella torque.

>>14223371
Meh close was gonna say Ram

2.4l Italian shitbox that I drive in the mud

>>14223524
renegedede