/metal/

Hidden gem edition

>>75082973
first for power metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAFUJ-XbBpg

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This triggers the kvltkiddies

>>75083008
Edguy, more like Edguy, Eddguy and Eddyguy

>>75083057
this

>>75083008

I always thought Avantasia is the superior Tobias band. What Edguy albums are essential?

Stop making threads early you fucks

only clean vocals allowed edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJIsAOhfmW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFU6pWuBHG8

>>75083080
>perfect minute apart
how autistic are you. stop replying to yourself. whomst are you replying to

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TELL ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS

>>75083082
Vain Glory Opera and Theater of Salvation are god tier albums

>>75083003
So where's the hidden gem?

life gets boring without meal
dont ever stop

Top 10 anime crossovers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMD9yjH_Zvc

https://rateyourmusic.com/list/jazzusklisto/from_the_underground_and_below__100_obscure_death_metal_albums/1/
look at all these albums you can meme into existence

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First Wave= Best Wave

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this is Edguy's best album, prove me wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E3rBqfEpL0

>>75083277
the first wave is the best wave because it's thrash

Is Decapitated /ourband/?

>>75083324

Poles are our greatest ally in general

>>75083311
You aren't wrong

>>75083285
any power metal album is excellent by nature

>>75083347

kidnappers turn me on.

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MANOWAR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmLhhhCQXfk

More like this please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM4HIfRFq90

>>75083451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1ydRgeNrY

>>75083277
wheres the Samael, Poison, Bulldozer, Sabbbat, NME?

>>75083277

Is Venom Inc worth seeing?

>>75083534
Sabbat and Bulldozer are on there. Poison was on there but I replaced them with Morbid Visions

>>75083548
>Venom Inc
Not the same band
and no, they're terrible

>>75083591

>Venom

It's just Venom without Cronos, the best part of the band are still there

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Isaiah 53:5

But He was wounded for our transgressions,
He was bruised for our iniquities;
The chastisement for our peace was upon Him,
And by His stripes we are healed.

redpill me on iced earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sneo7yuIYFo

virgin pride world wide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if8Wds-qKTg

>>75084006
>that one time Schaffer was on Infowars

>>75084067
Seriously? I had no idea

>>75083534
>Samael
When, exactly, do you think firs wave ends? By the time Samael came around second wave was pretty much codified, even if the most iconic full lengths were one or two years away from being released

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Yo dis your brotha Varg here. This is what we'd be if not for Christians. Vikings wuz kangs of the galaxy and flying to space when Christians were living in caves. Preach

>>75084429
Just finished that book, quite good. Anyone else here like the Horus Heresy series/warhammer?

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>>75084461
I like Warhammer designs, I think they're the most badass thing ever
But I don't read fiction, especially fantasy/sci-fi. Also don't like tabletop games

Give me 1 (one) good reason why Mercyful Fate should be considered first-wave Black Metal.

>>75084461
where does one start with Warhammer if they don't play tabletop RPGs?

>>75084629
Black Funeral

>>75084629
They sounded actually satanic, not as poseurs. King Diamond was in church of satan. Also he was one of the possible inspirations for corpse paint.
t. wikipedia, you lazy fuck

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>>75084629
are you a tourist or something

>>75084718
King Diamond just copied Kiss desu senpai

>>75084629
(simply.)

>>75084891
Who in turn copy Alice Cooper who in turn copied Arthur Brown

>>75084948
Who in turn copied voodoo priests

>>75084969
Who in turn copied poopoo priests

>tfw Maiden will never sound like Prowler or Murders in the Rue Morgue again, and will forever be boring prog

>>75084891
Anyway this is only on a side note
King Diamond was one of the first true satanists in metal, with truly satanic lyrics, creating an actual satanic image, and that's what counted. In a way, I guess his shrieking vocals influenced BM too.
Otherwise, it's true Mercyful Fate were pretty much heavy metal with some speedy/thrashy elements, But remember that 1st wave was INFLUENCES of BM, that formed the prototype of the genre. So pretty much proto BM

>>75084948
Alice Cooper confirmed 1st wave BM

Black Sabbath is first wave BM too

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what is some evil alien clown metal?

post 1st wave black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS6n2Hx9Ykk

Seeing Haken tonight, who /prog/ here?

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>>75082973
Admit it, Christ illusion is a good album.

>>75085236
they're pretty good 1st wave bm

doom >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.regular shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> glamshit and blackshit

>>75085211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaHEusBG20c

>>75085029
being one genre doesn't mutually exclude being other genres. genres are not absolute, they're a spectrum where overlap exists. for all intents and purposes first-wave IS de facto Black Metal. Mercyful Fate just happens to lean more on heavy metal versus releases like The Return or Anno Domini which lean more on black metal

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kvlt 1st wave BM right here lads

Batlord made black metal

>>75085267
tell me 3 ways in which mf is black metal

>>75085248
name 10 good doom bands

>>75085137
You're being retarded. Black Sabbath wasn't a direct prototype of BM. Yes it was in the roots of the genre, but Sabbath was at the roots of pretty much all of metal.

>>75085008
Hindu mystics confirmed for inventing corpse paint

>>75085251
hoyl fuck that's kvlt

wtf I love black metal now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

mercyful fate is black metal because i say so you dumb faggot

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>>75085237
nah
this on the other hand

>>75085317
more like, because everyone who was born before 2000 knows this

fuck every single ballad by Iron Maiden

>>75085289
aesthetic
production
lyrical-thematic content
cited by fucking everyone in the scene that played this music decades before you were born

black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kGPhpvqtOc

the best heavy metal has glam elements

First-wave triggering tourists makes it the ultimate tourist filter.

>>75085394
lmao glam is rock

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>>75085394
correct

>>75085346
Well tourist Johnny-come-latelys hear something like Melissa and think murrrr this don sound like muh Bursums even though literally every bm band worth a shit was influenced by MF

>>75085394

post some examples

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>>75085394
>thread infested with corporate pop rock glamshits at the same time simple concepts like first-wave are questioned
really makes you think

>>75085369
>cited by fucking everyone in the scene that played this music decades before you were born
b-b-but they aren't real BM like Burzum and DSO!

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What's some 0 wave BM

>>75085248
Literally kill yourself

>>75085435
>>75085445
>w-wtf busro and derkthorn didn't inven't b-bm??? but until the light takes us t-told me so!!??

>>75085449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8jOhqOsouM

>>75085437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mu0T2b6X0w
literally glam

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>>75085497

>>75085471
>bursums
>busro
>burso barse

>>75085437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daKLZrZkYxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqKuQwY7aBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5AukZGrA-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSI9bSab_VE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkiBx2KN4B8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVHui8OP1Fg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr6rChjsWgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5bVAX4-of0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6tEEWb4RQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDIJQLZO4Wc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqBlXmmGs-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53eambMQbOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjTclArbD0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loEcjPYrzK8

the list goes on...

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Post memecore

>>75085275
>>75085137
>>75085211
>>75085247
>>75085251
>>75085289
>>75085313
T O U R I S T
F I L T E R E D

>>75085599
>mistaking heavy/power and USPM for """""glam elements"""""
wew

>>75085638
t. undercover tourist

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if bands tour, does that make them tourists? is metal culture, in fact, the tourism industry?

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>>75085695
the ideal band doesn't tour

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essential glam metal

>>75085618
>not calling it Necrocoprocanniballic Disencrawlfucked Ungolgorogolgothadodecahedronment

glam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joBQGofYBI4

>>75085754
>jag panzer
>glam
wew

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Fabiocaust when?

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>>75085812
not fast enough

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>beherit

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>>75085812
It already happened which is why there's no meaningful modern glam scene to speak of. Meanwhile there are innumerable labels of actual metal still going organizing fests, repressing underground gems, supporting local scenes and generally releasing music. Corporate pop rock has a life expectancy about as long as executives whim it to.

>>75084624
>>75084647
I don't play tabletop stuff either, but the books are good. Start with the first three books, 1st one is Horus Rising, then False Gods, and then Galaxy in Flames. From there you can kind of read them in whichever order you please. I highly recommend them. Bolt Thrower and Destroyer of Worlds by Bathory is some very good meal to read along with.

I'm looking for some long slow heavy shit i can fuck my girlfriend too

>>75086085
fuck a speaker instead you audiophile

>>75085435
Pretty sure every death metal band was influenced by slayer. Does that make slayer death metal?

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>>75086085

>>75085618
Ah yes, I love tree branches.

>>75086085
refer to
>>75086123

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>>75086120
No, because DM didn't develop in "waves" as BM. Is it THAT hard to google what 1st wave BM means?

>>75086123
I fucked to this and Dead Kisses last night. Room smelt like Patchouli and sex all day today

>>75086190
There is, though, a first wave of death metal. Only half of it is also 1st wave bm.

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>>75086225
>Patchouli incense sticks

>>75086190
"First wave black metal" is a fucking lie. It's just a fucking shopping list for the bands of the "second" (aka first) wave of black metal. Music is classified by sound not fucking lyrical content and imagery. Venom is shitty speed metal. Mercyful Fate is heavy metal. Sodom is thrash.

>>75086275
t. tourist

Is Witchtrap any good?

>>75086275
And just because Ihsahn considers anything with satanic lyrics to be black metal means LITERALLY nothing. If anything it shows how little he knows about classifying music. Great musician, but clearly doesn't know what he's talking about. Ask any of the bands that are supposedly "first wave" bands if they're black metal. The only one that will say yes is fucking Chronos, who has his head so far up is own ass he still thinks he's relevant.

>>75086233
it's called OSDM, not 1st wave BM. The difference is, DM sound didn't develop in "waves", unlike BM. BM used to mean just "satanic" metal, not a very specific sound like with DM.

>>75086349
Says Venom. Applying it only to themselves. The only reason those first wave bands are considered black metal is because the term was retroactively applied to them.

>>75086328
yeah

>>75086328
trap the witch was good

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>>75086329
>Great musician, but clearly doesn't know what he's talking about.
>also arguing with Fenriz
this memer right here

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>Bathory
abrasive as fuck
>Welcome to Hell
abrasive as fuck
>Anno Domini
abrasive as fuck
>Demon Entrails
abrasive as fuck
>To Mega Therion
abrasive as fuck
>Envenom
abrasive as fuck
>I.N.R.I
abrasive as fuck
>Fallen Angel of Doom
abrasive as fuck
>In the Sign of Evil
abrasive as fuck

>Melissa
NWOBHM inspired triplets with Rob Halford vocals on helium

>>75086328
>Bitchtrap

>>75083277
>>75083311
Both true, I hope more bands like Toxic Holocaust crop up these days, speed thrash revival is all we can hope for modern times in this sea of uninspired post black metal and technical thrash/death autism.

>>75086428
>Bathory
shit
>Welcome to Hell
shit
>Anno Domini
shit
>Demon Entrails
shit
>To Mega Therion
shit
>Envenom
shit
>I.N.R.I
shit
>Fallen Angel of Doom
shit
>In the Sign of Evil
shit
>Melissa
shit

I guess it does follow a pattern

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>>75083626
Demolition Man on vocals was pretty fucking good. Pic related was a really solid album, some great tracks on here.

>>75086428
Agreed, I never got this meme. It's like they thought they were on the same level as Venom because they sang about stuff that was next-level evil for their time but they didn't have any of the abrasiveness and proto-black riffs like Venom. They might as well say Judas Priest and Black Sabbath were proto-black.

>>75083207
hidden, duh

>>75086275
i wonder whose insight has more bearing on this, some internet revisionist or the people that played the music?

music is sound, reducible to its compositional elements. genre is not merely sound because it encapsulates an ethos and aesthetic that isn't always represented in the music. genre's aren't reducible to "merely" what the music sounds like -- otherwise why would people take issue with calling Deafheaven or Liturgy black metal despite "sounding" like black metal?

>>75086329
do you seriously think it's only Ihsahn that has a conception of "black metal as satanic, abrasive metal"? that this was a novel idea that originates from him?

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Why did this band make a few great albums only to become complete shit, are they trying to be the next Metallica?

>blackies try to appropriate a good album as their own

>>75086604
killed by grunge. dead scene. corporate trash.

>>75085369
this is retarded, there are many sludge bands who also follow this criteria but they don't have anything to do with black metal

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>>75086476
t. "ow my ears hurt"

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>>75086749
>grr i'm so pissed off at my parents

>>75086349
>it's called OSDM, not 1st wave BM
>implying this makes any sense in the context of the quoted post or any other post in this thread
Are you retarded or just incredibly stubborn?

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>>75086842
I would be too if I were you, they gave you subhuman eardrum genetics

>>75086842
Parents are fucking gay
stupid ass boomer parents retire in Florida but abandoned their shitty bungalow because muh hurricane so they got out before shit hit the fan and drove all the way here in California to live with me but right now they're yelling and screaming at each other because the room I made for them is too hot

metal for this feel?

>>75086842
>I am an expert strawman maker

>>75086888
Why do boomers always shit the bed at any temperature change greater than half a degree?

>>75086888
1st wave BM

>>75086713
I didn't know there was satanic sludge playing pre-89. What exactly are these (non-existent) 80s sludge releases that overlap with what first-wave was about?

>>75086842
>posts a picture of himself after trying to into non-babby metal
You've outed yourself

why does first-wave trigger tourists, lads?

>>75086943
Because it's the last frontier of metal that hasn't been occupied by numales, it's simply too high-T for them.

>>75086992
can't occupy a dead scene

>>75087005
this meme doesn't work on black metal considering NWN, IBP, HHR, the literal list goes on are still operating

dumb glamshit :^)

>>75087005
Exactly. When was the last time you heard a numale praise something like early Bathory or early Sepultura? They don't do it because it's not accessible and moderately popular within extreme metal.

Hidden gem alert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqy4_4bzBC8

>>75087045
you mean this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQanfe6uOrs

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What goes on inbetween these 10 minute breaks in shitposting

>>75087030
Shit like Bathory s/t and Morbid Tales look great on a tshirt and thus make nice fashion items for parasites, but yeah they won't talk about the music itself. Nu males gravitate more towards Nordland and Triptykon.

>>75087307
mommy calls us down for dinner

>>75085203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REoHKfDqrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z2diq_hjFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5VKyAdfO2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvP_Vx1qhwQ

>>75087307
sad time

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Anyone else listen to this yet? I thought it was solid, better than Titan at least. Still unfortunately not as good as anything pre-communion, though

>>75087307
This is something I've wondered for a long time. At this point we all know each other's posting styles.

>>75087364
Yeah it's a shame that Batlord s/t got popular as a shirt design. I'd like to see them try to get into The Return... and Under the Sign.

>>75087520
Why is Blood Fire Death nu-male accessible?
Is is because of Emperor's cover of A Fine Day to Die?

>>75087545
I have always wondered this too, it's clear that BFD is their most popular and numale accessible album. It's probably because of the viking atmospheric stuff at the beginning and riffs being clear enough for them to comprehend them unlike their previous work which takes multiple listens to fully appreciate the depth and breadth of the riffs in the storm of drumming distortion. Also, the title track is extremely catchy, almost too catchy for a black metal album. Interestingly, numales don't seem to be very attached to Hammerheart, I assume because of the loud viking traditional spirit in it and the hurricane force wind impact of the huge riffs.

>>75087545
Because it's basically teutonic thrash

>mostly a dissoshit lover
>buy a Batlord s/t shirt at a concert
>lost it after laundry a few months later

should i get a new one bros

>>75087545
>>75087630
Numales will never understand the thrashing brilliance of early Bathory tracks like Massacre, Wind of Mayhem, and War.

>>75087655
You don't deserve it.

>>75087680
why not
i mean i legit do enjoy early bathory and some 1st wave/most 2nd wave bm, i just prefer dissoshit as my main genre

now even Bathory is for nu-males? you kids are out of control

>>75087655
>buy a Batlord s/t shirt at a concert
What kind of show are you at where they sell shirts from other bands

>>75087700
>i just prefer dissoshit as my main genre
this is your problem

>>75087655
why preface your post with that first line lol

>>75087709
It's been sort of an unspoken fact that BFD is a numale album. Early Bathory and most of its viking stuff is still salvageable and good though.

>>75087720
dissoshit does include shit like dso and dodecahedron you know

>>75087724
...i do not know. to seek approval i guess

>>75087716
it was a big festival with a merch section
i even found the original yellow batlord goat but i like the b/w look best

>>75087740
>Golden Walls of Heaven
>for nu-males
you had better apologize right now you double nigger else I'm gonna have to beat you up after class

>>75087758
>dissoshit does include shit like dso and dodecahedron you know
>...i do not know. to seek approval i guess
you're just digging a deeper hole my man

>>75087045
maybe this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUIHTX-uE_Y

>>75087777
Blood Fire Death is literally the Black Album of Bathory

>>75087802
w-well okay should i just buy the fucking shirt or not

>>75087806
>implying it isn't the Pearl Jam - Ten of the discography

>>75087818
Do you listen to Bathory actively?
If yes, then go ahead.
If no, then no. Don't be a poser.

>>75087818
Yes, everyone should have a Bathory s/t shirt and a Welcome to Hell shirt.

You don't need to wear it, but you need to own it.

>>75087777
That was the only redeemable non-numale song on the album. He even had a reference to Teacher's Pet in there.

>>75087857
>>75087865
right, i will do my part and buy the shirt and educate myself more in the matters of early shit-tier production bm

cheers

How actively do you guys listen to Bathory? I listen to at least 3 of their albums every week.

What is /metal/ like after Americans like myself go to sleep?

>>75087906
Enter the Eternal Fire e'ry day

>>75087906
I jam Under the Sign of the Black Mark often in my car

>>75087941
Slower
Less shitposts
pretty comfy

>>75087942
My man! The first time I heard that riff I knew the album was a masterpiece. I remember the first time I listened to the entirety of Under the Sign I was a wee lass and I felt warm like my whole body had been engulfed in hell while I was listening to it. The album freaked me out but intrigued me so much, it still captivates me to this day. Ones of the most genuinely angry, evil albums out there. 2nd wave stuff can't even compare.

>>75086590
They are trying to be the next Anal Cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEZunJmyjw

>>75087982
So good Immortal based their whole sound off of it

I like Opeth

>>75088233
We all do but we're not allowed to say it

>>75088233
>i like swallowing my wife's daughter cum

>>75083082
Hellfire Club, Mandrake, and Theater of Salvation are must listens for metal fans.

>>75087818
Do whatever the fuck you want you limp dicked fuck. Why do you seek our approval? Sad sack of horse cum.

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Can anyone name a metal album with more intelligent lyrics? In terms of vocabulary and terminology that is.

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>>75088334
>daughter
>cum

>>75088444
How are the lyrics on that album "intelligent"? You can pick up any second-year medical school book and write an album's worth of lyrics like those in under half an hour.

>>75088436
someone's mad

>>75088444
>intelligent lyrics
*tips fedora*

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Can anyone name a metal album with more intelligent lyrics? In terms of vocabulary and terminology that is.

>>75088492
Someone's disgusted, which is a slightly different emotion.

Blood Fire Death is the only Bathory album I can listen to without wanting to skip a song. It's by far their best work.

>>75088555
It's inconsistent and bland as fuck. The black metal bits are a step down from the previous album and the viking stuff is just a glimpse of what the following two albums had in store. It's a watered down sampler of Bathory's two worthwhile phases. A perfect tourist album.

>>75088555
lads...

>>75088478

Charred sinew's as good as lime, no phosphates do I need
Deteriorated flesh used as top-soil, to replenish and nourish seed
Spreading this human potash, as ash matured
Recycling my rich harvest, bring out your dead...for use as manure..

It's not Tolstoy but its pretty redundant and contrarian to dismiss these as bad lyrics

>>75088609
I didn't say they were bad, I said they're not "intelligent" and that as long as you know how to rhyme and have access to technical medical texts you can spit verses like that by the dozens

>>75088578
The only good songs on UTSOTBM are Enter the Eternal Fire and Call from the Grave, the rest is repetitive trash. Also the only good song on Hammerheart is One Road to Assa Bay. Quorthon is a cringe tier singer we can at least agree on that.

>>75088633
hell you don't even need medical texts, just read a handful of late 1800s short stories like you already should have if you're over 18

>>75088647
...lads

>>75088647
Imagine have taste this awful

>>75088649
t. read "Michael" by Wordsworth and think he's cultured as fuck

imagine lads

...........

>>75088686
t. thinks Carcass has """""intalligernt"""""" lyrics

My friend liked Alcest and wanted to try more black metal. I told him to listen to Sunbather, Filosofem, Blood in Our Wells, The Mantle, Gin, and In the Nightside Eclipse. Did I fuck up?

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One day this glam posting reddit fad will die out

>>75088727
Yeah

>>75088727
Nah, he wanted to be a nu-male and you set him down that desired path

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Can anyone name a metal album with more intelligent lyrics? In terms of vocabulary and terminology that is.

>>75088731
>summer break ends
>Glamposting dissipates
Really makes my dome foam

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Can anyone name a metal album with more intelligent lyrics? In terms of vocabulary and terminology that is.

>>75088750
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9hS-lWbbh0
>realy makes u think

>>75088781
Actually I was banned for a month since my shitposting on /ck/ got out of control

>>75088899
So the glamposting was all one guy? That also makes my dome foam.

>>75088929
There's others, especially that Graham Bonnet fag
I mostly post Leatherwolf and Killer Dwarfs

>>75086590
They haven't sold out as hard as Metallica yet, even The Hunter isn't as bad as St. Anger or Load. They just became steadily lamer as they got older, which happens to most rock bands.

>>75088953
I listened to Stand Tall today
It just sounded like 80s noisy heavy metal
Is there anything better by them?

>>75089036
Not really, they're just a Ratt cover band, but are more technical musicians

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wtf why is my favorite album from this year a funeral doom album

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Can anyone name a metal album with more intelligent lyrics? In terms of vocabulary and terminology that is.

>>75089062
Might go see them live, maybe it'll give me a different view of them

>>75089095
bc you'sa cuck

Sabaton is the best metal band

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jlcUxjE-LQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qUSe5jfNmQ

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Can anyone name a metal album with more intelligent lyrics? In terms of vocabulary and terminology that is.

p. funny how no one gives a shit about A Forest Of Stars anymore

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>>75089322
dude have you heard this record?
it has some sick solos

>>75089362
don't speak to me

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>>75089394
have you heard this record dude?
it has some real sweet riffs

>>75089362
>>75089409
megadeth is metallica with autism

>>75089423
>wanting a non-autistic version of something

>>75089322
Did anyone?
I like them by the way

>>75089462
they were all the rage when their first LP came out in 2008

that was quite a year

>>75089511
the only thing on tour is my band dude

>>75089531
you've earned your (You), kek

ayyy, bumparino

>>75089858
ayyy, *reddit slang*

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What are some albums for autumn feels? I'm listening to atmoshit at the moment.

why are the only metal girls I ever see wearing either Darkthrone or Behemoth shirts?

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>>75090204
obligatory

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>>75090204
obligatory x2

>>75090235
because you don't leave your house

>>75090235

You forgot Watain shirts

So it's pretty much widely accepted that Darkthrone has a very inconsistent discography and that Fenriz doesn't give a fuck because he's way too into himself and his clusterfuck of a taste in metal, right?

>>75090676
""""no""""

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>AOTY

>>75085497
that's super neat actually

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>>75091007
*blocks your path*

Best site to buy posters from?

>>75085497
any actual bm that sounds like this? I've been listening to this on repeat since anon posted it, but the problem is that it's the only song on that album that sounds like that, the rest is various drug induced caveman grunts and occcasional bloops

>>75091393
download the highest resolution band relating pics you can find on google and make your own design on Vistaprint.com

>>75091553
That's a good idea, thanks.

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>>75090204
Ritual Abuse also works.

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>>75091007
>>75091252
legitimate AOTY coming through

>>75091252
yes
>>75091625
stop shilling this

>>75091826
>shilling
I'm not spamming it here, I just post it whenever someone starts the whole AOTY thing.

BLACKENED THRASHPUNK'N'ROLL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zB8N31M_bI

>>75091625
someone photoshop ebu gogo

>>75087045
Needs more plastic swords

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>>75091252
*teleports behind you*

>>75091007
it's up there, which isnt saying much since the black metal bar is set extremely low

>>75091551
bumping this
I need bagpipes psych bm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mCExFZBxX0

this triggers the nu-male

IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?

>>75092415
what the FUCK why would you post such an indescribable, insensitive thing without giving appropriate context?????
my ass is now SEETHING with profuse anal trauma from the actions of yuo facsict subhumans

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>he doesn't like hearing a facepainted guy shriek about paganism over a polyphonic ringtone

>constant nu-male baiting
>constant "muh first wave"
>no actual discussion

/meal/ is dead.

>>75092840
discussions are gay

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>>75092067
*dies in a corner due to epileptic seisure*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwmYzgM4n_M

>>75092840
THEN START ONE

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Who /alphametal/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33jsQcS_hmI

>>75092888
I've tried multiple times, and each time it gets ignored, I get called a tourist or some faggot wants to get into a pissing contest with me over who's more of an elitist.

I was a HUGE kvltkiddie as a teen, until I heard this entire album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IpLYZkUrZA

that opened up my eyes to death metal and while I still enjoy black metal, it isn't the same anymore.

I find that they focus too much on sinister fantasy rather than the impending doom that you find in everyday life, contrary to death metal.

thoughts on this?

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Don't mind me just posting the best Iron Maiden album

>>75092911
>anything but Kickstart my Heart from GT3

for shame 3bh

>>75092945
>not Powerslave

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>>75092067
Seconding

>>75092927
it's the exact opposite for me

I've was really into osdm/thrash in my teen years, still am, but then I listened to black metal beyond Darkthrone and fell in love with it.

that raw production combined with tremolo picking and those powerful shrieks, when done right, of course, is the shit for me. Now I go back and forth between death and black, but listen mainly to the latter, although I've been enjoying sludge and funeral doom a lot as of late.

>>75092915
give it a week or two, the activity will pick off soon.

>>75092945
best Di'Anno record is their s/t, aka the best Maiden album

>>75092949
Powerslave is the best Bruce album, but their s/t is better.

>>75092927
extreme metal is predicated on "only death is real". black/death get to the same ultimate point, just elucidated through different means

>>75092945
s/t is objectively the best maiden album

What is Rush's contribution to metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnC88xBPkkc

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298th for Australiagrind

>>75093055
Rush is the metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tq-UsaRchI

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what's their name again?

>>75092976
you basically summed up the pull I had towards black metal, my first kvlt album was Marduk Rom 5:12 so I was quickly disappointed with a third of the genre lol.

Honestly Ridden with Disease sounds alot like black metal for the same reasons that early black metal was awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTc5ZmTeuQ

>>75093094
That band people shill to be edgy

>>75087475
I wish they had more riffs

>>75093105
yeah, the more I listen to the both subs the more you can see how similar the two are

also, even though Autopsy never did it for me, their vocalist is p good.

>>75093094
Read the fucking name nigger.

>>75093094
>slightly rude Asphyx

very unruly mention

BATH UNCLE!

>>75093280
>>75093280
>>75093280

maxing it out

>>75092840
>hurr metl es ded mugeuhbuh
There's one like you in every thread, every day, every month, every year