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Dead?

uncle toms cabin is a classic song

>>74720130
No

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I hereby formally declare my return and with it the ressurection of glam posting. Looking forward to schooling you redditors on real riffs

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Western visual kei will save metal

>>74720241
i want to lick the top of varg's head

whats the best aged glam album

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Buy my new album or I beat up your mom

>>74720301
Whitesnake 1987

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>tfw "A Timeless Journey Through An Emotional Dream" get reissued

>>74720301
this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr0DB29tEKM

>>74720301
Dokken - Back for the Attack

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>>74720301

>>74720257
Nikki Sixx is cute

>>74720430
agreed

OOOOH NOOOO
HERE IT COMES AGAIN
CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN
WE CAME SO CLOSE TO LOVE BEFORE

>>74720590
HOLD ON
NOTHING EVER LASTS
NOTHINGS IN THE PAST

>>74720590
Fucking amazing song, going to listen to that now, thanks famalam

>>74720616
IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME AGAIN

>>74720590
EEEEEEEEXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

SCREEEEEEEEEEAMING FOR VENGENCE

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Preview track from new Inanimate Existence album, dropping in 2 days' time

https://theartisanera.bandcamp.com/album/underneath-a-melting-sky

brump

Is the general ridden with glamshits again?

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Why is this the best metal album

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AOTY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED BOYS

killed by grunge

glam is white people music

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FUCK GLAM
DEFEND PROG

>>74721433
Cover looks like gay hipster shit lol

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glammed thrash

>>74721489
*tip fedora*

>>74721649
Nah I'm just saying tho. Looks like generic posh isolation tryhard music feel me?

>>74721649
let me guess, you like deafheaven too?

daily reminder that Burzum is honorary TRVE

>>74721182
They have the full stream already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkOjSfWBYKU

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Yes! GLAM INVASION!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfkU8ges77c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDnarQO8_E

ever think to yourself like "why the fuck am i so much better than everyone?"

>>74721997
>>>/pol/

>>74721997
metal for this feel ?

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someone post the glam chart

>>74722074
>no xasthur, striborg, rotting christ, darkthrone, mayhem, wigrid, conqueror, revenge, mutiilation, vlad tepes, leviathan, belketre

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>>74722074

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>>74722183
>twisted sister
>motley crue
>quiet riot
no.

Gimme some black/thrash

>>74722298
your mom's bedroom

>>74721433
>more "blackened" indie garbage
Sigh..

How do I into black metal?

I like the new archspire

>>74722348https://youtu.be/8nI8LRO_Enk

essential

>>74722348
start with the classics from the norwegian scene, though don't start with first-wave, get into them after second wave to see where the second wavers were coming from, after you listen to the firstwave albums (after exploring the classic second wave albums from norway) bounce around the different european countries (but remember black metal is world-wide and there are great bands in north/south america, asia, and australia!) starting with the early groups from each country and going from there (using metallum to find the bands each member were formally in or currently are in, using both current band members and past band members)

you'll never run out of black metal to listen to

>>74722348
MELISSA
MELISSA
CAN YOU HEAR ME

>>74722472
Cool thank you

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rate my ultimate glam chart

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>>74722433
stop this meme

>>74721737
>>74721721
not really but Sannhet is great i don't understand the backlash. their last album was liked here

>>74722682
Nu/10

>>74722682
>Pretty Maids
>Crimson Glory
>Fifth Angel
>Queensryche
>glam

god i hate niggers

>>74722696
No it fucking wasn't.

>>74720259
good band
this kills the commie nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAlvPEAiGl4

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>>74722823

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daily reminder that if Man0waR isn't your favorite band you are a poser nu-male with shit taste

>>74722696
>Sannhet
literally who

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Top 20 best metal singers:
1- Graham Bonnet
2- Glenn Hughes
3- Michael Kiske
4- Joe Lynn Turner
5- Andre Matos
6- Michael Sweet
7- Bruce Dickinson
8- Joey Tempest
9- Klaus Meine
10- Dio
11- Eric Adams
12- Ian Gillan
13- Jon Bon Jovi
14- Göran Edman
15- Rob Halford (also called Gay Faggot)
16- Sebastian Bach
17- Tobias Sammet
18- Fabio Leone
19- Hansi Kürsch
20- David Coverdale

>>74722472
People who get into music chronologically need to die.

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>>74722893
You can't be serious, this guy has always been a hack

>>74722916
Graham is the best singer of the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSZDXnwMhbE

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>>74722074

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eTScnftcVM

>>74722682
wtf you copied everything from my posts

>>74722348
start with something simple like panzer division marduk and hordaland doedsvad then move on to the trve kvlt shit.

>>74723030
what

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>>74722785

>>74723074
I spammed these albums here daily. Fucking thief

>>74723092
autism

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Brave Murder Day

Murder Day Rainroom

Day Rainroom 12

Rainroom 12 Endtime

12 Endtime Brave

Endtime Brave Murder

>>74723092
thanks then

>>74723144
this is really making me think

JAAAAAAAAWBREAKEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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Andi is /ourguy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUrTH8XQXZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSXIncNMlx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPGWg0OKQg

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>>74723145
np man, glad to help. Its a good chart

>>74723211
Trad, glam and power, the holy alliance
clean vocals exterminates the nu-male

I'll kick any blackie's ass in this thread

i like black and death but also heavy trad and power end the dichotomy

>it's a single poster spams hard rock and calls it metal thread

GLAM SUCKS

>>74723084
I'm Black and I love this album lol

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>>74723371
t. nu-male

I didn't use to mind glamposters, but calling Crimson Glory - Transcendence glam is going too far. They did go a little glam in 90s, but Transcendence is a 100% glam-free USPM masterpiece.

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Post nu-males

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underrated as h*ck tbqh lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UElA8r8Ag

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>kills glam then kills himself

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RE

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how about other glam chart

gimme some black/thrash niggas

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SUFFER

BASTARD

>>74720398
you know, I actually didn't know that it was getting reissued.
thanks for that, anon. at least something worthwhile came out of my visit to this garbage thread.

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>>74723499
essential glam chart

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>>74723541

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just finished pic related, good album

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>>74723541
i won't spoonfeed your cuckass

>>74723578
upvoted

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>how do you want your album cover senpai?
>just PS2 our shit up

what genre is this? i am not sure if it's metal or not but it's pretty heavy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTaqc3_5oYg

>>74723647
people are still memeing this?

>>74720130
Okay I can get into this, /metal/
SWINGING ON THE FRONT PORCH

>>74723782
>memeing

>>74723768
>band name is (almost) a synonym of "the numales"
lmao

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>>74723820
(You)

>>74723820
proto is an antonym of new, fucking nigger

>>74723820
>proto
>nu
pick one

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>>74723499

>>74723845
>>74723854
t. protomen

>dat bass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4

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post protomen metal

a genre so devoid of content is was literally killed by fucking grunge

>>74723892
glam was too good for this world, undeserving of a planet of nu-males

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>>74723891

>>74723913
imagine rationalizing industry garbage eternally slayed by other industry garbage

>somewhat obscure band has a fanart.tv page
>every image category is blank
every time

>>74723892
alpha males are so devoid of masculinity, they were literally killed by fucking nu-males

trve kvlt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_plih5b9To

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*deletes Escape*

>>74724018
>Metallica
you can delete the whole thing

*deletes /mu/ memes from this general*

>>74723945
thank satan Norwegians appeared and saved metal in the 00s

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*deletes light*

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*deletes Lars*

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Which band makes the best power ballads and why is it Dokken?

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*deletes bears*

Reminder that 'glam' is an acronym for Gay LA Metal

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>>74724203
explain this, then, fruitcake

>>74724203
gays
loving
anal
masturbation

that works too

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*deletes humanity*

*EEEEXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT*

>>74724226
2jew4me

>>74724181
scorpions has god tier ballads too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYyarcp5LtU
>>74724203
more like glorious LA metal

>>74724241
also
Gays
Larping
As
Macho

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>>74724249
*adds BEATZ*

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>>74724262
more like 2wild4u

"im glad glam dead"- curt cobained

It takes a nu male to kill a nu male music genre

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Chuck Schuldiner

>>74723700
XD

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>>74724249
>arm tattoo says "fire walk with me"

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>>74724299
a genre so devoid of content only scenecore shits would want to """revive""" it

reminder that glam is the 80s equivalent of scene shit

>>74724226
QUOTE
ON
QUOTE
"""""""metal""""""""

>>74724300
>not even a Jew can afford health care in racist white AmeriKKKa

>>74724320
but BVB don't play glam metal, they just loosely reference it

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*resurrects glam*

>>74724354
*actually plays post-hardcore with a few superficial references to glam*

>>74724077
*90s

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>>74724354
not so fast sweetie, we are the ones that are going to resurrect glam

>>74724324
What's the deal with AIDS?

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>it's not glamshit i swear

>>74724262
I'm sure she's not african enough for you, Mr "ayo hol up lemme spam black chicks as the OP pic senpai"

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>>74724371
Only their first album. The rest of their discography is literally glam

>>74724241
I love anal masturbation and listen to osdm
problems?

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>>74724406
I'm sorry but it literally isn't

You can't just chug and breakdown and make WWE music and call yourself glam just cause you wear makeup.

It doesn't wrk like that

>>7472442
dmsharetwink finding time between antifa rallies for his seasonal post

>>74724406
>>74724422
it doesn't sound like glam tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsO9wGRf5hI

AIDS is god's way to punish glam

>>74724453
nice buttchin

>>74724453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuGzJVKtW6g
Sounds exactly like glam in the 80's with modern production

>>74724371
>>74724343
>wears glam merch
>adopts glam aesthetic
>plays hard rock riffs
>fucking named andy SIXX
b-but not true glam

dumb crypto sceneshits

Can I get some Symphonic Black Metal rec's?

*annihilates BVB and their false glam*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3CMlvrkN0

glam is 80s scenecore

soon enough kids born after 2000 will start nostalgia'ing over bring me the horizon and the devil wears prada and it'll be fundamentally no different than glamshits

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Varg Vikernes

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*literally holocausts glamshits*

I'm a proud numale, and yes, I LOVE GL*M

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>>74724483
oh shit it kinda does. It's not very good but it does.

I guess I'm endorsing Black Veil Brides from now on then

>>74724591
exhibit A of the fundamental equivalence of glamshits and sceneshits

>>74724579
t. false-flagging, Nails-listening, fudge-packing, flannel-wearing, ears-gouging, glam-hating nu-male

>>74724510
Fanisk
Bal Sagoth
Kataxu
Emperor
Nokturnal Mortum
Eldrig
Summoning
early Arcturus
Pensées Nocturnes
Necromantia 2nd album
Anorexia Nervosa
Fyrfos
Chthonic
Antestor
...And Oceans/Samael
Hellveto
Munruthel

>>74724579
t. extremecuck

daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaxTjogp0E

>>74724607
rejected, the fact that they had to turn themselves into the latter proves that there is a fundamental difference in tone and quality

>>74724628
Awesome thanks, good to see the thread isn't entirely a meme

>>74724628
>there's a faggot nu-male tripfag that only makes posts to recommend bands to strangers
sad existence

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Tom Araya

>>74724674
maybe he uses trips correctly and doesn't put it on when it's not relevant

>>74724639
the content does not belie the fundamental form and ethos of being shit music marketed to impressionable tourists while meanwhile being the laughing stock of the actual metal scenes

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>>74723211

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Dave Mustaine

>>74724711
That's funny, because sceneshit was never meant to be metal, it's a weird offshoot of post-hardcore aimed at pop punk kids who grew up on Green Day, and metalheads are simply mad because their elderly parents sometimes confuse both scenes.

Glam metal, on the other hand, has now become one of the last strongholds of traditional metal songwriting against the gutless wankery of "boundary-pushers" who desperately want to stand out and appeal to pseuds at the expense of metal's purity.

S L O W
L
O
W
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1OYn_xGzM

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Hunter Hunt Hendrix

>>74724784
>literally hardrock

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Glam metal was complete fucking garbage, it was pop music, it was pop metal, there was nothing metal about it. Near the end they werent even using electric guitars. The actual metal heads were developing the thrash metal scene as a response to normalfags ruining metal with their glam faggotry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOi3HcvKvbQ

I never knew glamvestites were being genuine.
Pathetic.

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>>74724784
glam is the corporate dilution and attempted exploitation of metal. when that ran its course it was quickly discarded to cultivate the next trend in grunge for people to attach their identity to. it's an ephemeral subculture with no meaningful music reflected with no meaningful scene (something virtually every other metal genre actually had and continues to have in varying degrees of revival). strongholds of trad metal are actual trad bands themselves varying from heavy to speed to power.

glamshits go to hell no one wants you here

>>74724847
>Dee Snider
lmao

Glam is the nu malest genre I'm happy everyone agrees

>>74724847
can't wait for the mental gymnastics to justify scenecore in the upcoming years when 00s nostalgia kicks in

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glammed metal

this kills the eternal nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhY9GOhFwN4

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>Absurd
>Peste Noire
Fuck me, are you guys prepared?

Let's settle this once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/13773107
http://www.strawpoll.me/13773107
http://www.strawpoll.me/13773107

why is wintersun this good live lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEkcSEoU1bE

>>74722682
Nice. Only a few issues, though. I wouldn't call Queensryche, Fifth Angel or Crimson Glory glam, but most everything else fits the bill nicely.

I'd add Slaughter, Vyper, Racer X, Metalwolf and Kuni in their place.

>>74725017
if you look at previous threads where people posted collages and charts, the overwhelming majority are devoid of glam. it's only a handful of shitposters that perpetuate the meme by doing stuff like making the OP to try to control a narrative

glam stared trve and then the nu-males came in and ruined it

>>74724991
Replace Goatmoon with Baise Ma Hache and that is literally a perfect lineup for a (NS)BM festival.

I WANNA ROCK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwrg0db_zY

the fuck is this thread i don't even

>>74724890
Trouble is the alternative is proto-SJWs like Napalm Death and the entire Crust scene, so when forced to compare the two, Glam looks positively refreshing by comparison.

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*walks into metal general
*sees two photos of a kid in jinco jeans and one dressed like a faggot with fluffy hair

"we do not speak of those two"

>>74724890
>metalhead's metal
>burzum
>atheist
i hope you're joking

>>74725085
repelled extremecuck nu-males

>>74725121
t. year 1 listener that can only think in terms of memes

>>74724975
isn't that song about sucking dicks?

>>74725145
what's your point

aren't all gl*m songs about sucking dicks?

>>74725103
what? the alternatives are the rest of the 80s metal scenes

>>74725103
>he listens to metal for politics
Iskra is better than 99% of glam.

>tfw 7.2 inches cock
metal for this feel?

If you fused glam metal with nu metal would it create the abomination of desolation spoken of in the bible?

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>>74724991
>Kiev

>>74720301
Wake me when it's over - Faster Pussycat

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>>74725196

>>74725193
unfortunately Iskra lyrics are downright embarrassing

>>74725196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcfJDYT7mBo

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name my band?

this kills the feminist nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33jsQcS_hmI

>>74723876
proto-man would be neanderthal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhPBrMSeMHE
STOMP
WHAT
U
HATE

>>74725229
the post-glam revival project

>>74725103
dude there are like so many metal subgenres to the point pirate metal exists

>>74725229
Blackuck Sabbath

>>74720259
Over here we just call it hair metal.

>>74725227
They're leafs. They can't help it.

>>74725242
nah, the neanderthal branch is extinct, they aren't our ancestors
even tho they bred with homo sapiens a bit in europe and a lot in asia
I'd say homo erectus are proto men

>>74725196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGXRc-kD4bU

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*creates metal*

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>>74725317
That's not Tony Iommi
>mfw a dago wop influenced by American blues created metal
holy fuck is metal even a white genre?

>>74725425
all blues elements have been expunged from metal when modern metal is 10 seconds long of a guy doing pig noises

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i need to make this chart bigger, give more albums with half-nude barbarians

>>74725480
now here's a chart I can get behind if you know what I mean

>>74725480
exciter - long live the loud

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>>74725480

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>>74725480

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>>74725480

>>74725534
IIIMMMMMMMORTAAAAAAAAL BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
COURSING THROUGH MY VEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS

I AM A SPACE PIRATE YOU KNOW MY NAME

>>74725607
ASTEROID MINING IS A DANGEROUS GAME

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>>74725480

>>74725621
IMPERIAL NAVY CAN'T KEEP UP MY PACE

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>>74725480

>>74725639
EEEXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Remember that Deep purple was the first metal band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4fDCwDiWJQ

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Literally every single sentence of this album is memorable

>>74725567
I WON'T BE DENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEED
NO BATTLES LOST IN VAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIN

>>74725671
quote the second line from track 6

>>74724991

>implying antifa wont shut this down like they always do

>>74725686
IN THIS LOST SOCIETY

>>74725686
IN THIS LOST SOCIEETYYYY

trve kvlt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFBuYHldeY

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>>74725686
>>74725698
>>74725701

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REAL GLAM HOURS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV-2IH7ueYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqH34jNQVGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hetN7a9Maa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXQ9qNh3ck4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWhUFXlgGqA
>>74725480
fuck off sexist piggu

>>74725688
>in fucking Ukraine

>just got rejected by a qt grill
Metal for this feel?

>>74725727

Antifa is global you numbnut

>>74725768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_zg_ance6w
What did she say

>>74725769
And they will do jack shit in ukraine

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>>74725480
>when studio time makes you broke and you ask the homeless tattoo "artist" to make your cover

>>74725725
great nu-male repellent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XL_cO31kIQ

>>74725768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2Y78VgfNQ

>>74725768
what was her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K-TZ39ioJI

>>74725785
She just sort of stammered out excuses why we couldn't go out this weekend. I probably misjudged her interest in me desu.

>>74725789

They will do what they always do. Pressuring the venues to shut it down

>>74723468
lub that guy

>>74725768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCOrtJMQmVs

>>74725768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxp4pnYJZg
take your distances anon

>>74725820
t. nu-male

>>74725820
ouch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbFuOWrCAYU

>>74725835
You really have no idea on a social climate in Slav lands. Nobody gives a fuck about antifa protest. Maybe in Slovakia or Czech Republic but not in Ukraine

>>74725820
shit happens lad

>>74725768
>>74725820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neEXtRTPhZo

Ask again, when the whore will be making a retard of you for 4 months, famalam.

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Is Alice Cooper /ourguy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hu_mq0Uc0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWAJG71Urbw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL1kQQbhmY8

>>74725920
yes

>>74725920
I like how he shit talks Marilyn Manson not because he ripped off his gimmick, but because Manson is such an unlikable edgy faggot

>>74725920
were those really Alice's muscles

>>74725920
Killer is a great album

>>74725972
post example

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Remember when slayer made a sludge song on a punk cover album?

ITT we write a glam song
035-0365-035-50---

Lyrics:
Please don't go
Love you so
On my knees
Begging please

(OC donut steel)

>>74725920
Alice is our guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i4EnjRKVQw

>>74726030
>"The difference between ALICE COOPER and MARILYN MANSON is I don't think MARILYN MANSON has a punch line. I don't think SLIPKNOT has a punch line. They go out, they're aggressive, they're over the top, blasphemous on every level, without a punch line and that's the difference. To me, I like to give the audience walking away a 'That was the best party I've ever been too' not 'I feel a little sick to my stomach.' What's different is my approach to it. I don't think you can shock an audience anymore. I think audiences pretend to be shocked. You can't out-shock CNN.

>>74726097
To praise you a God I'd give my right hand
And spew your sacred blood all over the land
The deserts painted with my pain
All the blood goes from my brain

>>74725920
Alice for me is the guy glamcucks should have inspired to but they failed and created shit instead

>>74726128
"glam"

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Manowar

>>74726161
>glam metal, the last bastion of Christianity from L.A.
>deserts and Christ isn't glam

>>74726140
based numale bro

>>74720590
>>74720616
Fucking hell, I love that album so much

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>>74726192
>Christ isn't glam

Glam is shit

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>>74726192
>Manowar is glam
>glam metal, the last bastion of Christianity
>men in drag doing drugs is Christianity
gay pls

>>74723891
This is fucking great

>>74726236
That's what I'm saying. Glam is inherently Christian, and my lyrics were Christian.

>>74726256
You can't be saved if you don't sin.

NEW
>>74726310
>>74726310
>>74726310
>>74726310

>>74726207
Why dont you make a blade out of your glam cds and kys yourself? You will be dead like your beloved genre

>>74725480
Forgot the best one

>>74725229
Polyphia

>>74726185
I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTAH