718: Daring Done?
Written by Gillian M. Berrow
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5zdayb
The Movie Prequel #4 and Legends of Magic #5 storytimed here!
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The Art of My Little Pony The Movie storytimed here!
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Holy moly hotdog.
Will ALL the pones get their cutie marks in Marks N Rec? Or just everyone but pip
Old thread of ug I droped it
>filly
>>30924681
Previous thread
The Movie Junior Novel is still storytimed here!
>>30832018
The Movie The Great Princess Caper stil storytimed here!
>>30837204
717: To Change a Changeling
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5z834j
COUNTDOWN
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719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
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Gloomy: The Movie
>>30929469
>>30929455
>Lewd apl
Ponies mate for life
Marker has been spending way too much time with Glimmer
>>30929477
Very lewd and lovable.
>>30929480
How don't they die of dehydration?
When will best pair get another episode together?
>>30929501
how long has it been since the last TwiDash episode?
>>30929527
Does Top Bolt count?
>>30929501
Next season
>>30929535
Yeah it do!
>>30929544
Then 11 months
>>30929501
>another
They haven't even got one yet.
>>30929501
Season 8
Is FrisbeeSoccer kill
>>30929574Nobodys heard from him afaik. I hope he's okay and just has knocked out internet or something
>>30929574Talking seriously, it's much more likely he's just one of the millions affected by sweeping power outages in Florida.
>>30929574Florida Man got him.
pleasure the purp
>>30929612Don't forget his sidekick Captain Meth!
>>30929619
should be easier now since its twice its past length in the movie
someone post the pic with twi n rarity
>>30929631
>>30929640
w-whys it so much longer and thicker
>>30929665
She has that princess girth
The fillies are regrouping and plan on attacking soon.
>>30929665
For her pleasure
>>30929640
>those lumpy horns
>>30929574
>>30929587
I'm alive! Irma just wrecked my shit hard. I have no anything. No net, no power, phone connectivity is hard to come by, everything's a mess. There are still live lines down around here so it's like Australia tier dangerous just trying to go anywhere. They said they will hopefully have things under control here by the 22nd. It's pretty awful
>>30929730
>I'm alive
it was a nice few days since you left, goddamn it
Holy shit Skystar is too cute.
>>30929730
hang in there m8
>>30929730
I'm glad you're not dead
>>30929501
Raridash is pretty top tier but they only ever got one episode I think.
>>30929732
Noi is a very nice princess
What's the easiest way to use a computer with hooves?
The quickest I'm thinking is a trackball or game controller for mouse input and using an On-Screen Keyboard. Window On-Screen has decent text predicting nowadays. I used it back when my keyboard broke.
>>30929768
>>30929665
She exercised it and it got bigger.
>>30929779
Fucking sluts
>>30929771
That's a lot of screen real estate though. Does that even work outside big screen mode in Steam?
>>30929779
Still want to know what the cutie mark for the pegasus is.
>>30929792
Probably not, but that's just training mode
Once a pony learns how to operate the two levers it doesn't need to take up the whole screen
just like you don't need to look at your keyboard when you're typing if you're not a caveman
>>30929798
I want to know which one Sweeties VA voiced b/c I honestly cant tell
>>30929730
Are the ponies still alive?
>>30929804
That's... a good point actually. You're right to defend that method of input.
>>30929824
Certainly slow as hell, but when you only have two hooves to type with you do the best you can.
It doesn't quite hold up as pictured - you need an extra set of inputs for modifiers, but I think it's a decent foundation.
Googling for computer accessories for the less-abled gives another solution: Pedals for the hooves (or attached to the bottom of the desk for 'knees') gives you a couple more points of input.
I believe a competent pony typist could easily beat a hunt-and-peck human.
>>30929730
Glad to hear you're okay.
We lost power for a day here, but we're good now (weirdly, we're the only people in the neighborhood with power, go figure). Gutter collapsed and one of the shutters got ripped out and bent. Most places are still closed.
Don't think about Sugar Belle's cream pies
>>30929824
>>30929866
I'm not sure how well they would do with a mouse, but this fried-egg trackball would probably be manageable
>>30929730
>>30929765
I want to cuddle them both.
>>30929730
I have power and extremely spotty phone where I am FS, so I'm kind of feeling your pain. I'm just hoping I have enough signal to try and storytime new comic tonight. Was lucky enough to be wired to the same grid as a fire station, so I was only out of power for 32 hours.
>>30929891
pony please rethink your submit hotkey
>willingly living in Florida
I can't believe FS is dead.
The poor guy.
>>30929925
such is the cost of living in the floridian hellscape
>>30929925
Fucking RIP
Let's keep calling Rose a hoe in his honor
We all know how much he hated that ugly giraffe
>>30929935
hold on
Rose may be a hoe, but she is NOT ugly
>>30929922
I prefer a disaster I can see coming from a week away to something sudden like tornadoes or earthquakes or something that really has lasting effects like blizzards. I got to play a ton of board games while the power was out too, so that's a plus.
>>30929942
M
E
M
E
>>30929730
glad you're not dead. good luck rebuilding
Anyone watch the facebook live thing? Any good memes?
>>30930019
yes and no
Perfect cuddle size
Can Capper say "nigga"?
>>30930104
Somnambula is so goddamn cute, it's not fair.
>>30929744Shake your tail
cause we are going to have a party tonight
>>30930104
someone post the CMC on a football field that makes them like ten feet tallthat's a much better cuddle size
>>30930104
4 feet tall
Oh my god they are big and huggable
Imagine cuddling a nice big pony in bed
Also other stuff
>>30930120
>implying the sphinx isn't perfect cuddle size
>>30930134
this guy gets it
>>30930112
If he is infact, 100% nigga.
>>30930130
>she will never appear from the sky to land into your arms
Life sucks
>>30930134
I want to squeeze myself right between her mighty paw-toes
>>30930150
CUTE
U
T
E
It seems like I'll be okay for the new comic. I'm just preparing things now. It'll be a bit longer than usual to storytime it.
>>30929449
Why do they want to drown him?
>>30930171
>It seems like I'll be okay for the new comic
What one?
>>30930183
Comic #58 with Twilight and Fluttershy.
filly slit her eye open with a razor blade
Starting Comic #58 storytime here:
>>30930224
>>30930219
filly what the hell
>>30930140
Oh my god I want to hug Sommy while she stands on her hind legs and puts her hooves around me
What does Sommy look like... naked?
Not that her accessories aren't cute
>>30930253
anon don't be lewd
For those of you who read it, how would you rate Comic #58 out of 10 mlpg?
What happened to yayponies???
>>30930127
4' with the headdress so a bit under 4' tall. That's starting to be a a pretty consistent measurement.
I agree, it makes them perfect cuddling size.
>>30930332
These ponies are supposed to be little
I wanted cat-sized pones
>>30930353
Too fucking bad. You're getting dog-sized ponies and you're going to still love them.
>>30930329
I dunno, they still have mirrors up
>>30930360
But I want horse-sized pones.
>>30930324
bitodd/10
>>30930329
That's weird, and I was just using it late night to help a friend download horses. At least Spazz has finally updated.
>>30930377
this
>>30930372
Where? They were the only DL source I knew.
>>30930388
try derp.horse
>>30930377
My Little Pony Can't Possibly Be This Big.
>>30930377
its shit
and literally not canon
Celestia is a pony, right? She's less than 4'10" at the withers?
applejack eating all her apples covered in apple ranch
>>30930410bigger
I want a little horse in me
>>30930448
>tfw not a single drop of horse
>>30930448
Silly Sunset
There was a horse inside you all alongNow please be a horse more often;
you're so pretty
I want Rumble to dominate me and make me do sexually humiliating things like eat his ass in public
Why do I have thoughts like this late at night
>>30930448
She's always got a little horse inside of her. Plus she's got that marevag.
I want to experience what it's like to be a pregnant mare and give birth to a foal
How is VR technology coming along?
Filly brought a dead and half eaten flower to you as a display of dominance.
>>30930531
I pat the filly and brush her mane in a show of submission
>>30930507
I'd blame the latest preview of the CMC episode.
>>30930571
It wouldn't be so bad to be a filly's slave.
I wish we still lived in the days where a rich little girl could have her own manservant to service her every need
>>30930596
Having a cute and benevolent filly master would be great.
>>30930507
Because you want to suck little cute colt cocks
I wish I had a filly in my bed right now.
>>30930626
Me too, the best cuddle pillow
>>30930637
>cuddle
Well, that too.
I'm starting a charity fund to help FlyingSaucer get back on his feets.
$50 for a blowjob, $100 for anal, add $25 to cum inside.
>>30930622
What can I say, I'm a giver
So if adult pones are 4'
How big are fillies
>>30930712
Can probably fit one in your hand.
>>30930712
ten yards from forelegs to hindlegs
>>30930712
Big enough to cuddle.
>>30930719
>>30930723
So is there a reason you post this in every thread?
What is the ideal filly size?
>>30929730
home still up?
>>30930755
XXXXXL
>>30929870
Don't you have your moms credit card you need to steal you waste of oxygen?
>>30930782
Yes
>>30930782
I have my own money, Anon.
>>30930787
Who are you?
>>30930795
are you still the face of the furry fandom?
>>30930795
You, but stronger.
As in, I don't waste money on commissions.
>>30930823
sounds like you're him but weaker because you don't have a shitload of fanart
>>30930800
I never really was. But I'm less known now because I stopped buying art.
>>30930800
I'm the face of faggots worldwide
Guys have you seen saucer
I'm worried
>>30930845
He was just here a minute ago crying about all the ponies that escaped his basement.
>>30929730
Oh hey you
Have you fantasized about hurricane irma's giant thighs crushing your home
Damn weather pegasi
Soon
For 5 cents each: Things Rarity would never say.
Aaaand GO!
>>30930958
WAHAHAHAHA
>>30930958
>"Capper, darling, why would you ever think that I want your huge barbed cat penis inside me? I'm saving my virginity for a depressed and probably obese manchild in another universe."
It's me!
Shithuman!
>>30930972
that's fucked up, man
Post
Forgotten
Cuties
>>30931037
It still saddens me.
>>30931057
>>30931065
I would massage her friendship glands.
>>30931037
>>30931066
Anon, reptiles do NOT lactate
>>30931066
is this what you want, anon
she looks ridiculous
https://derpibooru.org/1522137
>>30931048
What's there to be sad about? She's single!
Shy, submissive girls are hot
>>30931074
She still has glands, though.
>>30931076
No, I want this, but with me touching her.
>>30931048
Say, what's that burger made of?
>>30931037
We're never going to see Marble or Limestone again.
>>30931085
you might be becoming a pony
go eat some oats to ease your hunger
>>30931084
Unfortunately they still have standards.
>implying she'd be interested in you
Why is Pinkie's family so fucked up? There don't seem to be any other Amish pones around. How the fuck do you grow rocks? How the fuck do you EAT rocks?
>>30931101
>How the fuck do you grow rocks
I'm sure there's a process, like cloud factories and shit.
your daughter literally invented parties
truly you didn't forget that's kinda her whole thing
>>30931096
You're right. How could I ever compete against such sexy stallions?
>fapfic author quits the fandom
>deletes everything on his way out
why do people do this
Pinkie would be so hot if she stayed on the farm and became a traditional Amish girl
>>30931133
let's not be ridiculous
she's neon pink
she wouldn't make it
>>30931129
I've seen this a lot outside the pony fandom. I guess embarrassment? I mean, they don't use their real names, so why does it matter? There are so many great fanfics that are lost.
>>30931133
You would deny the world this poof?
plenka pais
This pony just called you a cutie. What do you do?
>>30931155
Touch her butt.
>>30931155
stare at her for a minute while I try and figure out her dress
ask if she wants to buy me a drink or split a 40 or something
>>30931133
Pinkie looks so goddamn beautiful with straight hair and I don't understand why
>>30931162
>Pinkie looks so goddamn beautiful
figured it out
Applejack's "Day" Off is the "Goku learns to drive" episode of MLP.
>>30931162
You're so accustomed to seeing her with her big cute, poofy hair that seeing it in any other style is foreign. And when someone looks good in a new way, it stands out a lot.
>>30931133
pinkie, like all ponies, gets hotter the more accessories you attach
>>30931165
i love her
even though she can be a little lel random at times, even if she's not the smartest or most glamorous pony, she has a free spirit that just makes my heart melt
>>30931133
>>30931162
It's her eyes.
>>30931169
That's true. Now I know why girls put so much effort into their hair. But I also just love this hairstyle in particular and it really turns me on. Perhaps a woman with this hair was kind to me as a child.Wait, my mom had... You don't think...
>>30931186
it's time
>>30931180
I fucking love the Crystal War Timeline
They should make an RPG based on it
>>30931189
Is it?
>>30931141
ponana partner?
>>30931189
It's perfectly natural to have these thoughts, right?
>>30931191
>>30931191
>when even Maud is pissed off at your shit
>>30931205
Does that filly think armor will protect her from being fucked into a quivering mess?
>>30931214
no
she got the armor that doesn't wrap around in the back
Sugar Belle
>>30931199ALWAYS
>>30931223
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
>>30931224I want to be with you
and make believe with you
What the fuck does Fluttershy do to make money?
ok i get why people like her
i unfed a little when she said "I'm in charge!"
>>30931231
Sell her drawings on patreon and take care of animals.
>>30931231
she lives off royalties from her merchandise
2cute4me
>>30931262
And now Big Mac gets to pound that every night.
>>30931262
I would rather her sister Lexi.
>>30931266
Well it's an LDR. So it's probably more like every weekend night. And only when he's visiting her. Granny still won't let him have a mare stay the night in her house.
>>30931292
>"It's no fair. AJ's allowed to have mares stay over! And she's younger than I am."
>>30931315
Girls can't have sex
Capper starts acting really ghetto and talking in jive
What do
>>30931329
Oh yes they can.
>>30931338
I think I'm going to need to see this in person to believe it.
NOI
>>30931342
You can't just ask a married couple to see their copulation, anon.
>>30931336
Aw hell naw, y'all ponies be muggthafuggen OFF THE HOOK nawamsaying, SHEEIT
>>30931345
WATCH ME
>>30931336
[Banjo Playing Intensifies.]
>>30931350
This is Rarity's husband
Deal with it
How to serve fillies is a cookbook!
It's a cookbook!
There's nothing to filly but filly itself.
Dinky's mom has got it going on~
Dinky's mom has got it going on~
I drew some extra-small horses
>>30931524I love Princess Gloomy
>>30931530
Everyone does.
>>30931530
tiny horses is good horses
>>30931539
changelings do it better
>>30931037
>>30931514
Dinky's the one that's got it going on.
>>30931553
I can't wait for her episode
>>30931514
she DID have it going on, and then she dropped it all over the place.
>>30931558
This isn't smiling time Derpy.
That's a lot of mail that's just in the breeze now.
Some of those are probably important.
>>30931559
Every time is smiling time, don't you watch the show?
>>30931559
Looks like Derpy is going to need to be punished.
>>30931566
Don't you fucking dare.
>>30931542
is that so
>>30931574
I'm pretty sure he means sex, guys.
>ywn have a little apple to breed.
https://imgur.com/a/Z00L0
>>30931612
>Oh god she's right fucking there isn't she?
>Don't make eye contact
>Go away small horse
>>30931590
I wish that was me.
>>30931619
The filly or the stallion?
>Today is International Chocolate Day
>>30931624
The stallion, obviously.
John Carpenter's Equestria Girls
>>30931632
>obviously
>>30931639
Not a lot of people here want to be the little filly just to be fucked by stallions, right?
>>30931530
Dude, your ponies are extra cute. Thanks goat.
>>30931558
can't keep that pony down
>>30931648
O-of course not. I mean, who would want to be a cute little filly and be dominated and used by a big strong stallion?
>>30931628
Noi is cute.
They're waiting for you pony, in the test chamberrr
>>30931658
any time! I've got some more ponies to draw today, too.
>>30931350Capper has a hot voice
>>30931754
I prefer oversized ponuts, princess
I'm in love with a blue pony.
>>30931787
everyone is in love with trixie
>>30931795
Starlight Glimmer is not "everyone"Not yet, at least.
>>30931795
>Should I draw the vagoo
>No better not
>I'll just put a suggestive heart sticker over it
>There we go, completely socially acceptable now
>>30931799
it looks cute though
>>30931799
(s)he literally did draw it though, and then coloured it as a heart sticker
>>30931807
Blueberry.
>>30931867
>rubbing dissolving ponies all over your body
fucked up
>>30931867
>trusting a toy company to properly clean your hands
>>30931867
What a cute blueberry-scented pone.
Would I go to prison if I had a relationship with a filly? Would equestria look down on me for this?
>>30931884
Fillies are so cheerful.
>>30931921
>>30931921
I want to give her a smooch and see if she tastes like blueberries.
>when you unf but he keeps boopin
>>30932024
sounds like something that would lead to hiccups
>>30931867
I want to cum inside Bar Soap.
What a beautiful horse.
>>30932176
And she's a pegasus, of course.
The current state of ponies is unacceptable.
There needs to at least be some purple.
>>30932176
mirroredsea draws some beautiful Dashes.
>>30932191
We're all out of purple ponies
I think I've got some purple humans in the back, though
Do fruits even have a smell?
>>30932191
Here you go.
When was the last time you smelled a watermelon?
>>30932202
That purple is not purple enough
>>30932191
I got you Anon
Two ponies with purple
>>30932204
Just recently over the summer.
Are they becoming rare or something? Should I start hoarding them?
>>30932220
No my point is that fruits dont have a distinct smell, so it's weird that rainbow dash is a blueberry
https://derpibooru.org/1534502
>>30929449
>accidently accessed /mlp/ on the work computer while I wasn't on incognito
>boss is super tech savvy and has been blacklisting any website he sees us visit that isn't work related
>deleted the history of it, but the cookie is still there
scared.jpg
>>30932227
What kind of job do you have that allows you to browse 4chan at work? What country do you live in?
>>30932224
>Distinct smell
They kind of do. I worked in produce for about 5 years. You'd be able to tell a lemon from a canteloupe in a smell test without cutting it open.
>>30932227
just purge the cookies, too.
though I assume that if he's actually tech savvy there will be some logs that you cannot access.
>>30932255
even toblerone is afraid of them
>>30932255
That pony makes the best faces.
>>30932226
>>30931530
yes, those are good horses
>>30932278
I heard purple mentioned
Remember Escort Sluthooves?
>>30932415
She's a very pretty pony and she cuckqueaned Rarity.
What a truly beautiful mare.
>>30932227
He can still know what websites you access if he checks the network's traffic.
>>30931092
They've appeared this season once at least. And their VA is still involved with the show, so it's not impossible for them to appear again.
>>30932234
What's so weird about it?
>>30931893
Silly lewd fillies
Filly want a daddy
>>30931893
I want to have a filly.
1080p version of the new trailer on the Hasbro channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik8-g2eEGpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNJOisDTYEg
They posted it twice for some reason (?), I'm linking both in case they delete one of them.
>>30932609
What the fuck are they eating. Are those mud pies?
>>30932609
>Are you not entertained?!?
>>30932609
>yall ponies are crazy af shiiiiiet
cant even fucking breathe right now
>>30932609
The second one has shitty mono audio. They should delet that one.
>>30932624
I think that it's supposed to be bird food. Seeds and that shit.
>>30932595
I love that pretty horseperson and her many outfits
>>30932609
Looks like one is on the Lionsgate account, and the other is Hasbro's.
>>30932651
Oh, look a human
Your day is ruined
>>30932677
She's garbage
>"DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE, PRIVATE ANONYMOUS, DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?!"
>>30932719
Yes to both
>>30932677
Do people just think she's shit because she represents EqG?
I like her as a character. Admittedly Rainbow Rocks won me over. I think EqG is alright. Just notpony. I've had this discussion with someone else before, but I autistically want the two to stay as separate as possible while EqG borrows from MLP. Because that's what's been established.
That being said, I'm looking forward to when the show starts scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas because then Sunset will finally get to appear on the show. She's earned it. I want the prodigal unicorn to return home.
>>30932732
>>>/mlp/
fuck offffff
>>30932732
There are reasons to not like her, I just disagree with them.
Though most people you'll see just hate 0pone even if she actually is pone
>>30932755
>>30932755
If I had to choose between Sunset and Starlight to be Twilights apprentice in the show, it most definitely would have been Sunset.
Equestria Girls is not good
>>30932776
liking a childrens show with ponies is creepy enough.
when you change it to a childrens show about highschool girls that is over the line for me on the creep factor
>retarded eqgfaggot hates starlight
holy fuck im not surprised at all
just go back to >>>/mlp/ you fucking retards
>>30932787
>>30932790
Chill the fuck out. EQG is bad and the only thing worthwhile is Sunsets redemption. Her humility and lack of retardation when it comes to understanding others is what puts her miles over Starlight. I'm sorry you have such deep feelings for a socially retarded egomanic.
>>30932787
I'll agree it's not amazing but it's not bad either. It's "okay". It's interesting because it has pony elements in it. Otherwise I wouldn't watch it.
Why do EqG shits have the ruin the thread all the time?
Why can't we talk about ponies and EqG at the same time?
>>30932814
You point me in that direction yet you're the only one freaking out like a manchild. I'm glad saying the words Sunset Shimmer make you spazz out this much.
>>30932828
Meh, he's probably just doing it for cheap (You)s
Best to just ignore him and keep discussion going
>>30932814
>>>30929449
>/mlp/
Let's be real though, characters aside, Sunset is objectively prettier than Glimmer
>>30932732
>Sunset will finally get to appear on the show
Never gonna happen
>eqg faggotry shitting up the thread
>no one will get banned for this
>non pony
>>30932850
Just filter him it works wonders
>>30932848
It probably will. Assuming the show doesn't gracefully bow out before quality goes down the drain.
We're already adding more characters to the mane cast and bringing secondary "fan favorite" characters into the center stage to keep it going. That's one of those things you see happen when a show starts to run out of ideas: add more characters.
>>30932846
I mean I don't really know if that's even debatable
Both of Starlight's designs aren't very inspired and add no new eyeshapes, colors, ect to the cast of characters that we already see frequently
>>30932884
At least give us episodes with good and interesting side characters. I'm real excited for Health of Infomation.
>>30932884
That's just wishful thinking from eqgtards and nothing more.
I got the uncompressed version of the trailer.
https://1fichier.com/?o8pz4pu8b3
I posted one of these after we got the first trailer. It's not ultra HD or anything, it's still 1080p, it's still stereo, but it's fucking huge because it's uncompressed. The only difference with the YouTube versions is that this doesn't have any compression artifacts. The same video with almost the same quality could be barely a few hundred MB with the right codec, but this is what I got.
By the way, the link of the first trailer already expired. If someone wants a reupload, ask here and I'll reupload it.
>>30932912
Comparison.
>>30932899
I am too. We're in dire need of some zebra lore. Seeing Fluttershy and Zecora work off each other will be interesting too.
I'm curious about the theoretical Maud episode too. The writers probably moved her to Ponyville so they could use her more, they better use her.
>>30932894
Not having new colors isn't uninspired. It's much better vs. having literal condiment colors which make Sunset look like a bad OC.
Glimmer's old mane fit well with her character and her new mane is more unique compared to the mane 6's without making it stand out too much. She's a more natural compliment to the 6 design wise.
>>30932920
I really like that shot
>>30932951
Uncropped.
>>30932939
Sunset doesn't have "condiment" colors as a pony, though, that was something exclusive to her human design in the first two movies
And if you're making an important recurring character, it's best to make her distinct from everyone else that way she doesn't just seem like a piece of furniture compared to the rest of a uniquely designed cast, something that Sunset does with the large amount of red in her mane, a color that's only present in small amounts on Rainbow Dash and Applejack.
The jokes about her being "mini Twilight" and Ember confusing her with Twilight actually provide a valid criticism of her in a way
>>30932539
It's weird because my job is to manage the backroom and stocking. My job ISN'T to look at ponies on in the internet. My boss would fire me in a heart beat if he caught me being a lazy fuck that spent time on 4chan instead of working
>>30932609
They're really making the broken horn thing work for me.
I would be annoyed if she could't use magic because her broken horn via sad, edgy past.
It makes her magic look slightly out of control. I love the way the magic sparks out of her horn.
I love how it apparently spirals outwards. Maybe she intentionally makes it spin like that so she can aim it better? Broken horns probably have shit aim.
I wish I was paid to post fillies all day.
>>30932912
Thank you very much anon
>>30933022
As long as it pays more than what I currently make.
>>30933022
Do you feel you're qualified?
>>30933032
How hard could it be?
>>30931807
>>30933023
She's fucking spherical is what she is
Is there anything a filly can't do?
>>30933054Exist.
>>30933039
Harshwhinny
>"Switch N Mix", the hairs and shit come apart and can be swapped around
>Includes doll, stand, 2 wigs, shirt, dress, lab coat with dress, skirt, 2 pairs of shoes, and 8 accessories
>All those accessories
>That one in the cute as fuck dress
This is actually pretty cool.
>>30933032
WHY AREN'T THEY REAL GOD DAMN IT
>>30933097
She lost all her hair in a terrible lab accident.
Rarity said no one would be able to tell.
>>30933087
We need to make them real, Anon.
Just because making unnatural human-horse hybrids in a lab is illegal doesn't mean it's morally wrong.
Which one would be the bestdaughteru?
>>30933114
Creating artificial intelligent horses is physically impossible. That's something only a god could do
>>30933152
All of them
Next question
>not just training to become a ponemancer so you can summon ponies at any time
>>30933264
I want to feed Rarity and rub her belly
>>30933155
Well if you start from scratch.
Human brains are decently intelligent. Baby dwarf ponies are pretty cute. We have all the parts we need to start working on a prototype.
Hell you could probably gene splice a horn onto a pony too the way they grow human ears on mice.
>>30933264
They're even sexy when eating
You wouldn't summon a demon pony.
>>30933283
I was going to argue that's just the way Rarity eats but...
>>30933287
Are you seriously implying I wouldn't summon a turboslut?
>>30933287
Demon poners aren't really demons, more like just more raunchy poners.
>>30933287
>imfuckingplying
>>30933274
>>30933307
>>30933287
If a demon appeared before me in the form of a pony they could pretty much have whatever the hell they wanted from me.
>>30933317
That horse is simply too smug
It's practically illegal
>>30933320
She needs 50 bucks and a ride home.
modded a game to be able to turn turn a bunch of women into s harem of mares with hyper futa dicks using a TF potion and then added an option to use to collect horse semen, crotchboob milk and cockcheese and categorize them as edible items to stave off starvation as I survive the zombie apocalypse.
EA would be proud.
>>30933324
Fucking done.
I'll even throw in a bowl of eggs.
>>30933324
But I can't drive.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a4de06b8d4a1210da3f50a4d0f849b8d/tumblr_ow7y8lm9IH1rlp492o1_1280.jpg
Finally, Sphinx done RIGHT.
>>30933336
Jokes on you I actually like this and will probably masturbate to it later
>>30933333
Anon please
Sapient creatures aren't meant to eat whole eggs
>>30933336
Why in the fuck did I even click on that shit. Sometimes I'm questioning my own sanity.
>>30933336
>>30933342I like the version with the dick better.
>>30933336
That's actually not that bad
>>30933357
>>30933357
>not posting it
I thought we were friends.
>>30933357
This tbqhfam.
>>30933336
>>30933366
We are Anon. I just figured I'd tell you about it so you could find if yourself if you wanted. it's pretty easy to find.
https://derpibooru.org/1534673
>feel like sorting old horse images into proper folders
>open up humanized folder
>2500 unsorted images
>no longer feel like sorting old horse pictures
Twilight would be ashamed of me
>>30933387
Fuck folders, use tags
Folders lead to either images being barely organized or categories overlapping.
>>30933421
But then I'd have to tag 85k images.
>>30933357
thats because youre a faggot anon
>>30933387
>open up humanized folder
>not deleting humanized folder
>Twilight would be ashamed of me
Yes, she would be.
>>30933387
Just train an AI to sort pony images like all the cool kids.
>Colt
>>30933443
dumb giraffeposter
>>30933421
That's why I like derpibooru file names. The "witty" filenames I came up with are usually harder to find. Words in the pictures are added. It's hard to find a reason to save all that many though because I can post from URL.
I only have like 6000 files though. It's pretty easy to find shit.
>>30933387
>humanized folder
>horse pictures
What
>>30933436
Only fags don't like dicks.
Is Google picking on me? I've seen this probably 20 times today. I see it almost every day on here. What the hell is on Broome Rd? Is the portal to Equestria there?
>>30933453
I like the giraffe
>>30933474
What, am I not allowed to save humanized versions of ponies?
>>30933503
It's not against the law to have shit taste yet, I guess.
>>30933510
megasweet is alright, though?
>>30933510
A spikeposter would know, I suppose.
>>30933436
>2017
>not liking dicks
I mean, alright
You do what you want.
>>30933486
Giraffes are indeed hot
>>30933503
Just ignore them
"Not pony" posting is the worst kind
I'd take anthro futa dickgirl discussion over incessant reeeing
>>30933387
she has magic so her sorting something is zero effort
I understand not liking humans because humans are shit. But are there really people who don't like dicks?
Just another day that ends in 'y' for you guys, huh?
>>30933543
some people think that being gay or bi is evil/bad/shame related
>>30933543
Liking dicks that aren't yours is gay, Anon.
Not everyone is gay, suprisingly.
>>30933421
I have 133 folders for 9,000 images. Folders help me find images faster, tagging is too much work. My folders names are very broad so categories rarely overlap
>>30933555
It's not gay if it's a feminine dick, Anon.
And I like both kinds of dicks, I know the difference.
>>30933564
Traps and futa are gay.
AND EYE
>>30933555
Liking dicks is the straightest thing you can do.
Let me put in like this. You get two guys, have them whip their dick out, and then tell me that's not twice as manly than a vagina.
>>30933557just upload everything to derpibooru with shitload of tags so you can find it and store it online
>>30933531
Be careful what you wish for, purple horse
>>30933570
>>30933570
what is gay about sucking feminine dick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2vNWaX5KL4
>image limit hit
>last posts to bump limit are just going to be lol dick dick dick sure am hungry for dick
ha ha, alrighty, suiciding irl right now in real life
>>30933594
wat
>>30933577
why would I want all my images stored online instead of my computer?
It's only natural.
>>30933584
You keep on trying to convince yourself and maybe someday it'll be true.
>>30933585
The fact that even if it's an unassuming or tiny dick, it's still a dick. So long as it's still a dick, it's gay.
>>30933594
I'm stopping here, though.
I heard traps and futahttps://exhentai.org/g/1019722/af5aca025b/https://exhentai.org/g/1108408/504889cdcc/
Proposition: pure gays and straights don't exist and individual sexuality is a measure of one's inclination towards one or the other with the midpoint representing pure bisexuality
>Imagine being so insecure that you can't admit that you like dicks because "lol that's gay and I'm so straight that I don't even touch mine"
Sad!
>>30933604
to find them easily using tags andgod wants us to share
>>30933550
The homobugs are growing on me.
They're hippies and colossal faggots now but they would be enjoyable to befriend.
The gradient is growing on me but I'm still not a huge fan of their wing cases.
Also Thorax is still 2tall4me
>>30933608
>muh secret club
fuck off
>>30933614
but trump wants to ban LGBTQ from going into stores
>>30933623
Huh?
>>30933608s-sorrylast time i swear
>>30933631
He feels the sadness of the panda.
>>30933632You better fucking apologize, faggot<3
>>30933606
Just because you're a dick it doesn't mean that dicks define everyone else. If you can imagine a pony being real, there's no reason to imagine that a female pony can't have a dick.
ARE YOU READY SWEETIE BELLE
Sweetie Belle is a VERY ugly filly
>>30933632
やりまん
It means sorry in Japanese.
THREE MONTHS OF WINTER COOLNESSI love how I only have to type "three" and my phone completes the line.
>>30933637
That's no reason to be rude no matter how sad your pandas are.
>>30933689
being rude makes me feel better
Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
>>30933689
Its because you post it all the time when no one can see it
I wish the anthroposter only linked the page with the sad panda.
Filly's beginning to notice
How much this feels like a waking limb
Pones & needles nice to know you
Good bye
>>30933699
Make an account for the e-hentai forums
Clear your cookies
Or use the extension but I'm not sure that works for people anymoreI'm not trying to keep people from viewing the horrible shit I post or else I wouldn't be sharing it. If you wanted to know how to see it just say so
>>30933697
This. You're a dumb faggot though.
What if It Isn't the Mane Thing About You is bad?
>>30933752
Then we wait another week.
>>30933699
>no one
xd
>>30933735
I dont care about making an account for some shitty weeb website. Its silly that I have to remind you that this general is for MLP, not anime.
>>30933819
But you didn't remind me of that at all?
You didn't even say anything close to that.
I'm really confused.
>>30933819
No one is forcing you to click the links. Just like no one is forcing people to click the imgur or derpibooru links.
>>30933848
imgur and derpibooru are often related to mlp.
you would grow tired of me if I was posting irrelevant imgur links all the time
>>30933867
But I post pony doujins too
>>30933867
The thing is that they shouldn't be posted here either. You want porn, go to /trash/ and just crosslink there.
A lot of the shit that gets posted via link is either porn or anthro that they link to circumvent the furry rule.
New thread, fags
>>30933924
>>30933924
>>30933924
I love Rainbow Dash.