711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r2rcf
The Movie Prequel #2 is storytimed here!
>>30596805 →
The Stormy Road to Canterlot, first of the movie prequel chapter books, should be out Monday night!
The hiatus officially ends on August 5th.
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episodes/307115/
Oh man these ponies all have cute families. Which family has the best family photo?
Old and Busted thread
>>30627021
> russians
>filly
>best pony
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PSA FROM THE LAST THREAD
If you're using 4chan X on Firefox and the qr countdown gets stuck on one second, read this thing here
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/wiki/Frequently-Asked-Questions
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>>30631940
thanks Dash
>>30631943
>>30631940
Why would anyone use Firefox in 2017?
>>30631949
Its still better.
>people are discussing the weird kids from school
>they mention a guy who is into mlp and masturbates in class
it scared the shit out of me i thought they were talking about me. i was always so discrete about fapping in class, but there had to be people who noticed and never said anything.
>>30631924
>supporting pedo degeneracy
Cosmonaut, I am disappoint.
Nice thread!
>>30631956
>fapping in class
>ever
Ugh. You murrifats deserve to get nuked.
>>30631956
I honestly thought the batpony meme would die out. the autists really grabbed a hold of that one and refuse to let go.
>>30631966
don't get any ideas
>>30631958
Do you have a jihad on fillies or something?
>>30631924
Looks like Dash was a bit chubby when she was pre-teen.
>>30631956
What the fuck. Why would you masturbate in class.I only tried that twice. 2tense4me
>>30631968
But bat ponies are cute though
>>30631962
I don't think my heart can handle the idea of young Windy.
>>30631956
>>30631974
I don't understand. Wouldn't you just walk around with dry semen on your underwear all day?
>>30631983
>>30631974
I spent most of my time in school daydreaming about furry porn so i was super horny at all times.
>>30631962
>>30631988
How massive do you think her mane was when she was Dashs age?
...too dazed by dicks to focus.
sunset shimmers first job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ54R_ePgJA
>>30632000
I guess I can relate. Back when I was overnight stocking for 8 hours a night in between thinking about how pathetic I was I would fantasize abouthumanizedrule 63 cmc.
I'm in a better place now.
posting ponies to own the libs
>>30632017
Are you really?
>>30631956
>>30631974
>>30632000
>americans
>>30632025
Yes. Yes I am.I'm still stupidly gay for rule 63 though.
>>30632031
I know the feeling.
>>30632027
Aren't you late to catch your truck of peace
>>30632017
Oh I remember when that was briefly a thing here
>>30632043
>implying I live in a peace truck country
Americans, everybody
Don't think about loli Sweetie's butt.
>>30632048
>>30632064
okay, I won't
Pony wants to watch the telly
>>30631924
I actually really like the idea of Dash being a huge nerd until she met Gilda.
Cute as fuck innit.
>>30632075
Why is she calling our moving picture box that?
>>30632077
if you ever talk about it in public she'll kill you
>>30632075
ok but she doesnt get any cold on the cob
>>30632077
But we saw that Gilda was the looser till Dash was so awesome it put her on a path of villainy and cuntery.
>>30632048
YES. Yes it was.
Good god, Scooteroll.
>>30632090
Yeah but in my headcanon Gilda could have used Dash to feel cooler. Like a saemi-hot chick hoarding ugly friends so she stands out more. But, like Laney Boggs, she blossoms into a cool chick but with morals.
Don't mess with my headcanon, brosef.
Why is Sweetie so fucking cute?
>>30632102
I'm not
The show is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDRtKSMWDWc
>>30632102
I mean, if you were a griffon hanging around any cartoon ponies wouldn't you feel like the coolest creature around?
>>30632102
I don't like your headcanon Gilda.
>>30632107
>Mane looks like cotton candy
>second best filly color scheme
>best solo episodes
>Is related to Rarity
>>30632038
I want to fuck Elusive's coltpussy.
Will Randall make a strip for the pony movie?
>>30632124
I'd be happy if he didn't do strips in general
>>30632109
That's just Rainbowdash giving a biased alteration of an historical event due to her narcissistic personality disorder.
>>30632131
Gilda is the one remembering
>>30632125
>hating the only good webcomic
wew
I'm considering asking for a ponified version of this in the draw thread. With Windy and Bow, of course.
>>30632138
I think he's too pretentious.
>>30632138
>good
Man, when it's good it's good but xkcd is so fucking hit and miss. And when it misses, it really fucking misses. Motherfucker just has to prove how smart he thinks he is half the time with his math jokes.
>>30632143
Well, he became way too famous, and that's bad for any ego, I'll give you that.
>>30632138
And I'm considering asking for a ponified version of this with cider
Some of his strips are fun and cool, but the bad outweighs the good.
Filly wants to watch the second Simpsons movie when it releases with you.
>>30632138
>good
wew
>>30632156
Man, you had to fucking post that one. Everytime I see it I can't help but wonder how self-centered a person has to be to think this way. I don't even like booze, but come on.
>>30632138
Ha ha!
I liked his nerdy content more.
Some of the new stuff feels dumbed down.
>>30632163
>Glimmerposter
WEW
Ha ha, if I don't like what's being posted or discussed, all I have to do is post what I like!
>>30632156
What?
>>30632191
No, you have to reply to the things you don't like and keep discussing the things you don't like.
>>30632176
quality shimmerpost; here's your (You).
>>30632193
I want to pet that japanese horse
>>30632203
Wig Twilight makes me giggle for reasons I don't quite understand.
>>30632169
Let's be absolutely real with ourselves
Anyone who doesn't like beer who drinks a stout will think beer drinkers are lunatics, and this comic does an excellent job to cater to that crowd
>>30632221
I like coffee
Coffee has such subtle variety
>>30632138
All webcomics are to be taken with a grain of salt.
Sometimes, it's funny. Sometimes it's educaational. Sometimes, it spouts bullshit. Sometimes, the guy forgets comics are a part of the comedy genre. If they wanted to write their personal stories, they should have became mangakas instead.
Ponies are like coffee.
Step aside and let a real webcomic make their appearance
>>30632242
Bitter and heart attack inducing?
>>30632244
>real webcomic
>"..Anonymous, is the Wizard Of Id a real wizard in your world?"
>webcomics
>>30632244
At least it doesn't take as much asPrequelto update.
Filly wants a pet dog!
>>30632259
I am not reading all of that.
You need to stop giving the fillies so much attention.
Pegasi are so ugly and should be purged
I suggest we start with the blue ones
I can't stop thinking about fillies.
>>30632171
>>30632295
How can anyone be so confused?
>>30632205
>eating ice cream
Why is she touching herself with ice cream smeared all over her hoof?
That sounds like it'd be a little too cold.
Plus with all the sugar it'd probably lead to an infection.
And now I'm imagining Pinkie's clean up routine where she thoroughly douches herself after sticking candy up her snatch.
>>30632259
that reminds me of the cuck comic
>>30632303
... I don't know why now but I want to request art of Twilight cosplaying as Mokoto Kusanagi.
>>30632335
>"Fuck yeah, I'm proud to be a cuck!"
Every time
>>30632259
Well, at least it looks accurate. That's the kind of people I'd expect to see at such a place and they're wearing what I'd expect them to be.
Also if that's the kind of pet filly wants we are not definitely getting her one.
>>30632341
I'll take you to 7-11 and let you get a cheap impulse item
You'll have fun
>>30632259
>puppy play
Sounds like these people are closet pedos but they can avoid any fallout by using nomenclature for juvenile animals instead.
pono
>>30632259
>my first mosh
>>30632375
What an ugly ponis
Please post a better one next time
>>30632374
Good thing fillies are pure
Filly play.
>>30632375
Ponygirl.
>>30632391
Nah it's cool. She got a hair cut.
>>30632399horseplay
SHE'S A POOOONY, POOOOONY ON THE FLOOOOR! AND SHE'S PARTYING LIKE SHE'S NEVER PARTIED BEFORE!
>>30632374
I think they're just gay furry swingers into roleplaying.
"puppy" is a cuter word than "dog" and makes it sound more fun and light-hearted. Plus it's easier to make puns with.
Sometimes people aren't dangerous creeps, they're just colossal faggots.
>>30632374
I never trusted people who see pedos everywhere.
>>30632410
Cheerilee is more fit for it.
>>30632410
NOTHING says "weekday hours" more than having an 80s hits channel playing in the background
>>30632413
>>30632438
The article mentions that puppy play is ideal for a submissive. If you do deeper research into puppy play it's mostly about the "pup" acting juvenile and innocent being lured into a sexual situation and when sex begins, generally allowing whatever to happen because they don't have the strength or understanding to fight back.
The dom generally takes the role of a person who knows what they're doing and is taking advantage of the "pup".
>>30632410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpyYHbaRl3s
>>30632484
>If you do deeper research
No. NO. Why would I do that? Why did you?
>>30632438
I usually don't like to get involved in this, but the most anti X advocates tend to be secretly into that stuff.
>>30632438
That's actually a really good point against Anon.
Reminds me of the questions on "interview questionnaires" that ask about how trustworthy people are and how often they think others steal.
Apparently the way a person sees others is a projection of how they themselves are.
I've worked low-paying jobs enough to recognize the people who steal before they do it just from them complaining about the lack of benefits or about the company "just throwing X away".Plus I had the same mentality 6-7 years ago and totally stole food back then.
I don't say shit.
>>30632469
>Brianblackberry's Cheerilee
STAHP
MUH DICK CAN'T TAKE IT
Oh no, Bonbon has that look in her eyes again.
>>30632475
Sometimes Filly feels she's got toEh Eh
Run away
>>30632494
Yeah why would you disagree with something someone said if you have little-to-no understanding of the subject.
>>30632375
Good pono
>>30632484
Gay culture is obsessed with youth and innocence. It's roleplay, Anon.
I'm sorry you're having trouble separating fantasy from reality.
>>30632501
Oh great, she's going to disappear for two weeks again and before she'll get back I'll read on the newspapers about some kind of coup d'etat in a foreign country which gave power to a government favorable to Equestria.
>>30632516
I know it is. Your point being what, exactly?
>>30632497
>Apparently the way a person sees others is a projection of how they themselves are.
So /pol/'s obsession towards rape, cuckoldy and degenerates...
Yeah, I know, nothing new, but it's nice to have a confirmation for once.
>>30632526
My point is I'm saying it's silly to say they're closet pedos because it's just more par for the course.
>>30632534
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014
>>30632545
>homophobic men are secretly gay!
How progressive! One of us! One of us! One of us!
>>30632545
Well this also explains the rampant nazifaggottry in the furry fandom.
>>30632545
>>30632557
>>30632559
There's also the possibility it's a competition response, the same reasoning futafags use to claim dickgirls aren't gay.
>>30632556
Good idea, bro
Everyone else can discuss parlor tricks, and we'll get all the butts to ourselves
*anime explosions and mecha vehicles fly with action lines*
AND SHE RAN
SHE RAN SO FAR AWAAAY
FILLY RAN
SHE RAN ALL NIGHT AND DAAAY
COULDN'T GET AWAY
>>30632565
...naah, it's way more logic to flag /pol/ as gay, pedo and furry.
DID ANYONE SAY BUTTSor plots???
Being a filly is hard.
>Amazon developed a Japanese to English AI text to speech software
Tick tock, normies!
Anime is getting more real by the day! And you're getting left behind!
>>30632516
Because gays were molested as children
>>30632597
No one cares
>>30632556
SWING THAT TAIL
>>30632597
call me when they can make my waifu real
>>30632597
and?
>>30632597
Back to your mosh, weirdo.
>>30632565
>competition response
I've never heard of this. Is that basically the "same reason" why people get aroused by porn when it's not them doing the actual sex? Like a self-insertion thing?
So you're saying homophobic men can't help but get aroused by it because "oh hard dick, better get erect too" then get disgusted because they're idiots who self-insert and get disgusted and angry because they feel violated being involved?
They're psychotic for being so instinctual but I guess I can understand that better than that irrational self-centeredness that all gay men want to fuck you.
>>30632607
>>30632617
>>30632619
>>30632624
anime website
>>30632545
>people think this is science
Let's see this hot opinion replicated with a larger sample size
>>30632628
I just wanted you to tell me when they can make my 2D waifu reality
>>30632636
>medicine or psychology
>using a relevant sample size
>>30632628
Oh shit, the internet officers are onto me cause I'm posting ponies on a weebsite (got it? Weeb / website, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm so lonely ) and am not interested in animushit! I GOTTA RUN!
>>30632597
>Translation software.
You know the people behind these work with the full knowledge they will never reach acceptable levels of translation, right?
There's only so much that poor piece of crap can do when your average anime conversation looks like: "Came. See. See too."
The only way people translate Japanese is by interpreting the situations and leaving the original sentences in the ditch because the only way these things make any sense is by seeing the cute girls on top of tanks pointing at that smoke in the distance.
A translation machine is fucked because it can only see the text and anime language is comparatively trivial to what the real people use.
>>30632636
If you want to watch gay porn you don't need to be selected to be art of an experiment, Anon.
>>30632636
>>people think this is science
People love "everyone who disagrees with me is gay" too much to question it.
>>30632592
I can't appreciate art with dogface like that
>>30632648
NOT NOW, ANON! I HAVE TO D-BAN MY HARD DISK BEFORE THE WEEB POLICE CATCHES ME AND FORCES ME TO WATCH ONE OF THOSE SHOWS WITH STUPID NAMES LIKE "Ganbatte desu wa momo kimi shindeiru a la carte gaiden super duper fudge coated ein zwei drei remix super golden torizo"!!!
>>30632674
You have autism
>>30632673
Point taken.
What about this?
>>30632660
There are so many subtleties and meaning asymmetries between languages. Esperanto 2.0 when?
>>30632674
>literally paragraph long titles
>>30632680
what's wrong with her face
>>30632677
>confused panic sounds
Oh god, they're here! IT WAS ANON! I DINDU NUFFIN! IT WAS ANOOOOOOOON!!! LUM IS MY WAIFU I SWEEEEAAAAAAAR
>>30632695
...though audience. This?
>>30632698
Are you alright?
>tfw not studying
>tfw not working on projects
>tfw not practicing drawing
Twilight is going to be so pissed when she finds out.
>>30632698
>LUM
That was my shit back in the day.
>>30632705
Much better.
>Are you having a stroke?
>Why are you like this?
>Do you need a glass of water?
>>30632680
That ass is fucking disgusting, m8.
Pone arriving
possibly also neighing
>>30632644
Which is why it should be left for the big boys to report relevant data
How do you even define "exclusively homosexual"? What kind of loose definition is that that they literally found homosexual arousal?
Ugh you know soft sciences have their place because at the very least they try to follow the scientific method but the quality of the research is dirt poor
>>30632707
KYAAAAA~
I'm sorry anon san sama kun, anon can't reply now. Police officer Pula-chan (which is me) has taken him in custody for "not animepraising on an anime website". He's gonna face a long period of reeducation in the weebjail, till he'll know how to properly speak in broken japanese and love his waifu the weeb way. Thank you for you col-S-STOP STARING AT MY PANTIES, BAKA PERVERT!
Filly started chanting
"we're all equestrians
and we'll fight through thick and thin
we'll keep our land a pone land
stop the anime coming in"
>>30632732
Not now FS we're bullying psychologyfags and anime haters
gear up
>>30632747
I wanna pet Noi.
>>30632748
>>30632681
>Esperanto 2.0 when?
Do you feel like committing mass genocide? Because there's no fucking way we're making everyone speak a single language unless all people are born hearing the same one.Besides. I'm actually a fan of linguistics. It's heart-wrenching when it gets between you and enjoying something/talking to someone, but we'd lose a million times more if people abandoned the ideas present in languages altogether.
We even have a saying around these parts that goes like: "The more languages you know, the more you are human."
Seeing just how drastically someone's personality changes when they're using different languages is also fun.
Plus, you can't learn a language without indulging in the culture of the nation(s) that use it so it's definitely beneficial as far as more varied opinions go.
>>30632732
>Bird stallion
>>30632748
>we're
I'm*
>>30632746
>He's gonna face a long period of reeducation in the weebjail
Good.
>>30632726
"Plot, AJ, -explicit" sorted by score: that's what Derpibooru gave me in the first pages, don't blame me.
>>30632644
Psychology studies become irrelevant/disproven after 5 years on average. What a fucking joke of a science.
>>30632755
I like languages too. But I hate Esperanto because it's too regular and sounds ugly as hell. I like natural languages with interesting (for me) grammars, like Chinese and Japanese.
>>30632759
pone stallion: wing edition
>>30632768
It was tagged wrong then - human-style butts are tagged with "ass".
>>30632755
Well, we could force everyone into talking in binary by turning humanity into cyborgs capable of parsing common computer protocols. It should be cheaper...
https://youtu.be/p-1LZ5S3awY
Imagine anime Celestia walking to you with this theme
>>30632203
please stop posting twilight in a wig
>>30632769
Anon shitposts about topics he has no knowledge about. What a fucking joke of a post.
Mihoshifags report in
>>30632777
Personally i love the grammar of Esperanto. It executes its job as being an easy-to-learn int language nicely.
But yeah it's fuck ugly. pig disgusting.
>>30632795
Ew, fuck no. Weebmusic can be either amazing or disgusting and this is definitely not the first case.
>>30632802
RYOKO IS BETTER
>>30632755
English is already on its way of being the global language
We're literally speaking it right now, and that's not by coincidence
>>30632782
C'est la vie.
>>30632811
Yeah. Good luck with China.
>>30632795
>anime celestia
I would really rather not
>>30632800
Except he's right
>>30632826
Samefagging won't prove your point
>>30632698
>>30632746
I thought the "are you having a stroke" anons were just memeing but this might actually be someone having a stroke or having some serious mental issues
>>30632823
Celestia is great in every shape or form.
>>30632821
They can stay the fuck away. Their accent is so terrible, holy shit.
>>30632821
They teach English in Japan, not Chinese.
That's how irrelevant Chinese is outside its native borders.
I want to pour piping hot gravy on Rainbow Dash
>>30632809
OH YEAH WELLyour opinion is acceptable, at least it's not Aeka
>>30632777
>I like natural languages with interesting (for me) grammars, like Chinese and Japanese.
More than grammars, I love the way different languages handle writing and reading.
At times I even entertain the thought of learning Greek and Arabic, just so I could read anything that might ever come up in my life.
Not that it would be any good without knowledge of the underlying languages but still.
Italltiesdownintotopicslikewordseparation.
Etymo-logy is always interesting as fuck.
˙sǝƃɐʇuɐʌpɐsip puɐ sǝƃɐʇuɐʌpɐ ɹiǝɥʇ llɐ ɥʇiʍ sǝlʎʇs ƃuipɐǝɹ puɐ ƃuiʇiɹM
Etc.
It's always fascinating.
>>30632837
>serious mental issues
>on 4chan
>>30632800
https://phys.org/news/2016-06-softwares-fmri-yield-erroneous-results.html
Past 30 years in neuropsychology have been wrong 60% of the time and nobody noticed.
>>30632854
And make her go "Kyaah!~ T-that's hottu, sandpie!"
>>30632867Reminds me of when they were using mica due to its "atomistically smooth surface". And only later figured out that cutting it with hot platinum wires leads to vapor depositions on the surface and everything they measured for ages was wrong.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys: the levels of pone in this thread are decreasing at alarming rate. I get that you like to pretend you know what you're arguing about, but do something!
GUYS LOOK, A PONY
>>30632807
I guess I just don't like conlangs in general. It's like special snowflake OC's but in language form.
>>30632862
Writing systems are really cool too. I've been experimenting with ways to write English using Hangul (the Korean writing system.) I've also been trying to find languages that have no dedicated writing system (i.e. ones that just use the IPA) to see if I can develop romanizations for them.
Call me when we get to build android filly waifus.
What is even happening in here.
>>30632882
Hint: when people actually know what they're talking there's no argument possible.
>>30632891
I dunno but it's still leagues better than your average filly shitposting
>>30632891
It's fun to argue about stuff.
>A WILD NOI APPEARED
>>30632891
Eh, the usual: unwarranted entitlement and shitposting.
>>30632811
>We're literally speaking it right now, and that's not by coincidence
I speak English because I'm a nerd who spent far too much time playing English video games when I was young.
If commies produced vidya, I'd probably not even be here but hidden away in the Russian 2ch asking how could someone even learn English properly to begin with.
Internet is still very much separated by countries and the vast majority of people on it still don't use and might even fear English.
You're simply experiencing confirmation bias because all you ever do is visit Anglosphere dominant sites or sites for fans of American media.
>>30632798
>>30632897
wise words.
Have a pony.
>>30632897
That implies that dissent cannot exist among knowledgeable people, which is false.
>>30632879
Scientists have it ruff
>>30632920
Wrong. There's no argument possible about what's known - only what about's unknown.
>>30632914
"Twolot, for fuck's sake, drop that wig..."
>"THIS IS NOT A PHASE ANON! THIS IS WHO I AM! FROM NOW ON YOU HAVE TO CALL ME 'Darkened Soul Sparkle' AND TALK TO ME ONLY AFTER THE SUNSET!"
>>30632926
You were just saying that what is known can be false.
>>30632920
>trying to argue with some pseudo-intellectual
>>30632867
You discredit an entire field based off the possibility of one method of brain monitoring having faults? I hope you haven't actually gone to college yet.
>>30632926
What we know as true today might be false someday.
>>30632932
I discredit the entire field because pretty much the only scientific, not speculative, tool used by psychology was wrong yet it didn't raise any suspicions.
>>30632900
>filly shitposting
What
>>30632901
I've never really been one to argue myself, though I guess we've done much worse when it comes to off-topic.
>>30632897
This guy has a point
We have all knowledge figured out, guys
Wrap it up, science and technology is over, experts can no longer speak because we know it all and knowledge *tips fedora* as you know, is only for the enlightened
Daily reminder that reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, and Gravity Falls had better animation and villain redemptions than MLP.
Less known cuties
(No I'm not talking about Donnie.)
(Nor Walter, The Dude or Time Turner.)
>>30632821I'd say a basic written nearly-universal language for emergency messages and simple directions is nearly there. Considering all the stupid symbols we know that spread from technology, the romance language cognates in English, the spread of the Anglosphere, the industrialization of China and the popularity of Japanese culture spreading the moonrunes. Fucking emoji.
The pieces are getting put in place. And once we have something, no matter how basic, you'll have people daring enough to make something bigger with it. I think we'll have a universal written language long before a spoken one. And don't worry, it will be awful.
Fillies are like unknown unknowns.
Hint: when people actually have taste there's no argument for which pony is the best
>>30632951
I can't argue with that, you actually posted best pony.
>>30632951
Ain't that the truth
>>30632949
Gin Rummy, pls.
>>30632800
>Now, a painstaking yearslong effort to reproduce 100 studies published in three leading psychology journals has found that more than half of the findings did not hold up when retested. The analysis was done by research psychologists, many of whom volunteered their time to double-check what they considered important work. Their conclusions, reported Thursday in the journal Science, have confirmed the worst fears of scientists who have long worried that the field needed a strong correction.
>“I think we knew or suspected that the literature had problems, but to see it so clearly, on such a large scale — it’s unprecedented,” said Jelte Wicherts, an associate professor in the department of methodology and statistics at Tilburg University in the Netherlands.
>Taking a field that has 40% of its data to be replicable seriously
>2017
Don't do that.
i think it's cute when someone has an autistic breakdown over the realization that 4chan is an anime imageboard
it's almost like they act pathetic on purpose
>>30632951
And she's clearly not on your picture. I believe she's somewhere here though.
>>30632937
Not with fields that have their shit together.Simply because Maths did fall on its head and had to redo fucking everything after a certain fucker made up fractals.
>>30632951
>wise words
>again
>on 4chan
STOP, YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK THE SITE!
Hypothesis: Filly wants cummies.
>>30632969
Only if MLP counts as an anime.
>>30632938
>pretty much the only scientific, not speculative, tool used by psychology
You clearly don't know what you're talking about. Might as well stop before you make even more of a fool of yourself.
>>30632979
Math is just a simplification of reality, something we can't still comprehend in its entirety. It CAN be wrong.
>>30632852
A-anon....they literally have an alphabet based on Chinese characters...
>>30632987
Anything mind-related that's not dealing directly with the brain is snake oil.
>>30633001
did they all catch a cold?
>>30632983
Filly should stop browsing /tv/.
>>30632947
We all know this cutie, but she's greatly underappreciated now.
We love the lesbians, we love the japanese horse, minuette, berry, the flower trio, etc.
But this horse has been there since the very beginning. Just doing her thing in the background. We know of her and used to appreciate her, but she's not talked about anymore. Who is she even friends with besides Derpy? Is she Berry's friend? They appear next to each other quite often in Season 1.
Fill just bought 20 gallons of snake oil
Filly be what filly do
BEST PONY
>>30632957
>using magic past the line
https://youtu.be/3vB9U2hx6Qg
>>30633020
Carrot Top? Yeah, she got some attention way back when. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z5eizH0u1I
>>30633016
You can keep pretending being the smart one but I provided the sources and you didn't.
>>30633029
wait a minute does that apple have panties on
>>30633027
BESTFRIENDS!
>>30633000
Why do you even bother with him? He'll keep making vague statements that say absolutely nothing because he doesn't actually know anything about the topic.
>>30633050UNTIL THE END OF TIME
>>30632990
>Math is just a simplification of reality
No. Math is nothing but a model. Its absolute dissociation with anything even remotely associated with the world is what gives it its special place and why it's not a science.
Though yes, if you're a bad enough dude to prove any of the axioms wrong, it will fall flat again.
>>30633047
who knows, maybe you should check.Firsthand.
>>30633044
There are worse studies though to be honest.
>>30633063
>>30632986
Well, every cartoon is technically an anime to the Japanese.
>>30633051
>He's still samefagging
This is sad
>>30633064
That's dangerously close to lewd
>>30633040
Yup. Still love that song.And the MicTheMic version, Beyond Her Tomb. But it's aged kind of weird.
Her popularity has come and gone. But she would be missed if she disappeared from the background. We would miss her curly orange hair.
>>30633069
MECH ENGINEERS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30633047
I spent a good 10 seconds trying to figure out if Applejack had panties on before I realized what you meant
>>30633084
It's not lewd if she likesyou
I wonder, what will Pinkie do?
I mean will she just live in the Cake's house forever, or will she move out, open her own bakery and do other things.
Would she even open a new bakery? I mean Ponyville is a small village at the end of the day, two bakeries are too much. Maybe when thir kids grow up a bit more the Cakes will retire but they are still somewhat young.
>>30633105
I spent about a minute wondering what the fuck Anon was talking about until I assumed he was retarded and gave up. I'm glad you posted this.
>>30633111
Pinkie has no future outside baking and parties. I mean, isn't Maud the only sister with an actual degree?
>>30633075
Most languages don't make that distinction.
It's all animated shows to just about any language aside from English which needed to make the distinction for some reason (and ended up creating a nebulous term that only serves to confuse people with shit like Avatar and international cartoons in general).
Funnily enough, manga is separated out by almost everyone who's had some contact with the Japanese.
Albeit, that probably comes down to the fact manga is very much a different medium from comics.
Filly is eating carbs again
>>30633119
>Most languages don't make that distinction.
None that I'm aware of. Not a native English speaker.
Nyx will not forgive you for taking her sis away
>>30633106
Oh gosh.
>>30633131
who?
>>30633117
Yeah but the other sisters love rock farming, and they'll just inherit the rock farm and continue farming.
Maud has a real future.
Pinkie is actually hard.
Like unless she convinces the Cakes to retire and not give the bakery to their children she can't do shit in Ponyville.
She could make a job out of throwing parties but she'd never ask money for that so that's not an option.
>>30633132
An anon can dream.
>>30633131
Snowdrop is grounded to her room just like you are to yours.
That was NOT cuddling what you two were doing.
>>30633116
maybe it's a sign
maybe we need to stop calling Applejack, Apple
>>30633142
>Snowdrop
Well, that's definitely an OC I've not beenseeingsince a long time.
>>30633147
Never. She's my apple.
Filly says Western Civilization invented writing
>>30633142
Nyx just went legendary super saiyan but with big crotch tits
>>30633153
She gets posted here in nearly every thread.
>>30633142
>not letting the fillies explore their bodies and experiment freely
>>30633154
Every applefag knows there's an Applejack for each of us.After all there's a mirror pool for a reason.
>>30633155
spank filly
>>30633167
homosexuality is a sin even among fillies
>>30633160
Uh, guess she never caught myeye
>>30633128
I think French kind of changed stuff a bit because of the word's origin making a mess speaking to the island monkeys but I don't speak a lick of French myself so.
>>30633169
But the mirror pool only makes simple minded clones that only have one thing on their mind and are incapable of other thoughts...so yeah you're all getting perfect AJ clones.
>>30633169
In a perfect world, we would all have our own real apple who we could love endlessly until the end of time.
Nyx loves Snowdrop for who she is
And because she has a nice filly puss for her alicorn dong
>>30633192
Heart comes first, anon.
>>30633203
Thread Simulator, pls
>>30633180
I mean, what's the wrong thing they could do? Unless one of them is a unicorn there's no risk besides getting dirty.
>>30633201
She's real as long as one hasn't given up on looking for her, my friend.
>>30633214
nyx is an alicorn silly
featureless apple
>>30633214
>wrong
worst*
>>30633221
Nyx wants you to stop calling her 'Nerdmare Moon'
>>30633221
I like my apples with real applebucking action.
>>30633230
I always wondered why an apple had a pear bottom
now we know
>>30633244
Perfection runs in the family
>>30633269
Best bg filly right there
goodnight mlpg.
If I take your fillies, would you die?
>>30633312
good night.
dream of pone.
>>30633357
I wonder if Dash knows it's really girly to have a cuddle bear
>>30633360
What
No it's not
Have you ever tried hugging a bear
Big spooning a bear is a show of dominance
Next time, on MLPGZ!
EqG forces strike back, after they receive the power of summer shorts! Fillyposters continue their battle against Metaposter as our heroes watch the battle rage on. Will Glimmy arrive in time and bring in the waifufags? Stay tuned!
>>30633366
go to bed Dash
Do you think you would have enjoyed Mad Twience more if you hadn't already watched it in Russian?
>>30633387
I don't even know what you're talking about, so... no?
>>30633339
If I didn't have my little ponies I wouldn't have a reason to stay alive.
I guess I'd eventually find another but they would probably be shitty reasons.
I'm not really into any other entertainment right now and my hobbies would be boring if there weren't ponies involved somehow.
>>30633387
>>30633401
Same here, explain
>>30633422
Are you desperate enough to be a fan of the fandom?
>>30633422
So, guess you could sayit would be extremely painful
>>30633423
>>30633401
Filly casuals. The Mad Twience short was leaked in Russian months ago.
>>30633435
The fuck is the Mad Twience short?
>>30633435
>eqg
Oh ok, never paid much attention to that. Sorry.
>>30633435
>watching eqg ever
get that bad taste outta here
>>30633435
I saw it yesterday. It wasn't really something to call home about.
tiddies
Why does MLP tend to vary in quality? For every Perfect Pear or Amending Fences, there's a Mysterious Mare-Do-Well or Spike At Your Service.
>>30633485
WAKE UP
>>30633496
>implying MMDW was bad
>>30633428
I would be desperate enough to become a fan of the eqg fandom.
>>30633496
But Perfect Pear is far from Perfect and MMDW isn't that bad in retrospect
>>30633496
Cause without bad episodes we wouldn't be able to tell the good ones
Nyx's filly dick
Good morning MLPG
>>30633506
>MMDW isn't that bad
People like you should be scalped.
>>30633501
>>30633506
>>30633510
I just think there are cartoons currently running that are more consistent in episode quality than MLP.
>>30633506
>>30633524
Because you're right, there is a huge amount of shit episodes in mlpjust look at s1.
>>30633524
And you're free to believe what you want. Peace, man.
>>30633517
ESTONIA
>>30633546
Tell me how MLP has better animation than Steven Universe.
>>30633619
No idea, I like both shows
>>30633619
It took people by surprise in 2010 because nobody realized animation done on Windows XP computers with a non-free software package known for eating up your RAM and CPU could be that good. It's really quite average nowadays.
This House Has Ponies In It
>>30633651
God bless this pony house, she says
>>30633635
>It took people by surprise in 2010 because nobody realized animation done on Windows XP computers with a non-free software package known for eating up your RAM and CPU could be that good.
That's bullshit.
Wakfu was done in Flash and that series premiered back in 2008.
Of course, only an utter lunatic would say MLP has anything even resembling the animation quality of Wakfu.
>>30633693
I haven't seen anything in MLP that looks as good as the part in Steven Universe where Steven heals Lapis.
>>30633693
Nobody really knew about that series because Amid Amidi didn't reference it as the end of the creator-driven era in animation.
>>30633651
My God, it's full of ponies!
>>30633717
>Nobody really knew about that series because Amid Amidi didn't reference it as the end of the creator-driven era in animation.
That's revisionist Brony bullshit.
That article had little to do with the show's boom or popularity.
We know it exists BECAUSE there was a huge number of people on /co/ who had seen the show and rightfully got pissed about it.
Derpy is a verychubbypony.
>>30633814
>>30633814
That's not a nice thing to say to pregnant mare.
Fluttershy wants to hear about the rabbits again
And now we're back to My Little Pony
Only on the Hub!
>>30633970
Like I said, a perfect compliment to the stew.
>>30634029
>ywn eat vegetable stew at Fluttershy's cottage while Angel sits by your side looking at you with his smug cunt face
>>30633993
>hub
I miss the Hub logo ;_;
>>30634089
that's a weird looking nyx
>>30634103
Glimfag, pls
>>30634089
Ha, it's shit
>>30634114
Shimfag, pls
>>30634062
There's a lot of animals I would be hesitant to eat if I was in Equestria. They have that typical cartoon animal intelligence and come off as too human in behavior.
If I needed my fix I guess I'd do fish.
Nyx a cute.
>>30634140
I agree
>>30634144
The best part is,I did that shitty edit.
>>30634140
That's not Nyx, silly!
This is Nyx!
>>30634172
Do more
>>30634137
Even the fish are intelligent m8.
They were happy to see Fluttershy in the Gilda episode.
Of course two episodes later they were dead and Fluttershy was giving them to be eaten.
Would you call the Equestria Girls series an example of Western magical girl?
>>30634184
No, but I'd gladly call it crap
>>30634183
Fluttershy is the most ruthless character on the show, don't let her soft demeanor fool you
>>30634183
Eh. Being happy to see a pony isn't so bad. Fish will swim to the surface of a tank if they associate you with food. And Fluttershy fed them.
>>30634183
But those were different fishes, and they were stupid. They even bought tickets for the Emoji movie.
>>30634191
>ruthless
More like, she understands that nature isn't all sunshine and roses.
nyx has a penis for snowdrop
>>30634195
They were the same fish
She's feeding 3 of them, and then two more with a turtle show up.
The first 3 are the ones fed to the ferrets or whatever they were.
>>30634218
Only for Snowdrop though?
Is it invisible to everyone else?
>>30634191
Fluttershy is more hardcore than most know. She's the most in tune with nature, and nature is brutal as shit.
>>30634217
She will tear your throat out with her pony teeth and feed it to her mice
>>30634233
Alicorns don't normally show their penises in public, it's not common knowledge princesses have both.
>>30634184
Sure, but you could probably fit a number of other descriptions to it as well.
>>30634240
How does that work? Is their sheath fully retractable? Or is it just hid with magic?
>>30634219
So all the fishes look the same to you. It looks like we have a racist here.
>>30634240
You have to absolute worst headcanons
>>30634254
yes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30634089
Bretty cute
>>30634376
pony had a tough life
>>30634413
it's about to get tougher
>>30634457
SAUCER NO
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress.
You will never be a pretty dress on a mare
>>30634497
After 6 years I've come to terms with that.
>>30634475
What a cute, blue pegasus.
>>30634520
>>30634520
Filly is wondering if Meriva Curcumin still offer substantial bioavailability benefits and if Longvida Curcumin is worth it
>>30634509
But I want to be a mare's giant hat
https://derpy.me/u4lUJ - Game Show night starting now with it's preshow if anyone wants to watch.
>>30634555
Is that one of those cum supplements or something
Are you trying to do something to your cum
>>30634558
Afancyhat?
>>30634590
Yes, but not Lyra's
>>30633993
I wish that the Hub was still around. Their marketing team was great.
>>30634642
BIGGEST
>>30634457
>>30634470
SAUCER YES
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
dickboop, noseboop, self-boop
>>30634646
ponies just love their collars
>>30634688
>I love you anon!
>give me a hug!
>friendship is the greatest treasure of all!
>>30634688
>pony
That's clearly a filly.
>>30634692
Can we keep this Dash?
>>30634706
Who's tripping down the streets of the city
P
O
Set your Rainbow Dash free, if she returns then give her some cider. For free.
>>30634796
I heard if you feed a Rainbow Dash once they never want to leave.
>>30634803
It depends what you feed her.
>>30634587
No that's bromelain and some other thing
Hug the filly.
>>30634815
Can I feed her carrots?
>>30634140
What a beautiful and lively little filly
I want to do sex stuff to her
>>30634863
>>30631988
I need art of filly Windy
I might die when I see it, but I'm going to a better place
>>30634140
>using your FACE to throw a bowling ball
hey op is this a rainbow dash thread?
>>30634888
Sweetie is the filliest
I want to munch on her cotton candy mane and tail
Also her virgin fillygina
>>30631956
iv seen a couple kids jerking off under there desk when the teacher is not looking its pretty normal
>>30634894
Every thread is a Rainbow Dash Thread.
>>30634903
How come a filly can be so cute?
>>30634911
yes she is best pony
You can lead a horse to water but it's pretty unnecessary.
The horses can find their own water.
They've been doing that a while.
>>30634894
>>30634957
You said it, squirt!
>>30634938
What do I do after I bring the horse to water?
>>30634914
Only Rarity's little sister could be this adorable and girly and perfect
>>30634990
Beach episode.
>>30634990
Pet them while they drink.
>>30634977
How can one pony be so huggable?
>>30635021
Name a pony that's not extremely huggable
What episodes do you expect to be bad?
>>30634977
Look at that exposed tummy, perfect for rubbing.
>>30635033
The ones without ponies.
>>30635033
Triple threat.The movie
What attributes should the perfect pony OC have?
>>30635033
The movie and the finale.
>>30635044
A good color scheme.
>>30635044
It should be a breedable filly.
What if Triple Threat is bad?
>>30635033
The one where all the mane6 are fighting over the book Twilight publishes
>>30635044
A good color scheme is the most important thing.
If someone is a complete idiot I would suggest they just find a background opny whose colors they like and copy those
Beyond that, you can be pretty open with mane and tail.
Accessory count shouldn't be higher than two. Preferably no more than one.
>>30635057
No one will be surprised or disappointed.
>>30635061
>not 2 hats
lmao @ your life
>>30635087
>Special talent is wearing hats
>>30635091
Stranger things have happened
>>30635029
Thorny McCactus
I want to jack off while a curious filly watches and I show her all the different parts and what happens when I cum
Actually I want to do this in front of Miss Cheerilee's class and let them play with it
Sex Ed is very important for foals
>>30635064
You think it'll be bad?
>>30635101
>not hugging thorny
This is why she never invites you over
>>30635138
but her love hurts
>>30634520
>>30635157
>>30635172
Sweetie is a trappy colt with an adorable little suckable penis and I love her
>>30635180
>>30635157
>>30635184
what he said
Would you?
>>30635203
I don't care for that artstyle.
>>30635205
I concur with your statement.
>>30635180unf
see this
http://mega-pony-fap.tumblr.com/image/83506622912
what do
>>30635180
Stop projecting.
wow applebloom sure is short
what the hell is a scootaloo
>>30635240
A kind of flightless bird.
>>30635236
>scoots in a dress
This is your filly for tonight.
>>30635254
Just for tonight? Aww, come on man, can't I have her forever?She's muh fav
I wish fillies stayed fillies forever. And I wish I could be one of them.
>>30635261
Fillies don't last forever.
>>30635262
I'm pretty sure they do, they made an episode about it right?
We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the filly-industrial complex.
https://derpibooru.org/1498385
>it's another "derpibooru moderator thinks he's an artist" episode
>>30635236
I need to fuck that ponk.
>>30635248
Yeah its cute, and this is like the only EQG thing that I think I like. Maybe its just the lighting and that these two have a more toned down dresses on than the regular pones.
>>30635291
That horse donut looks familiar, but I'm pretty sure that's just because everyone who draws them makes them look like Suni's.
>>30635303
For trying to make them look like Suni's they really don't like to make it right
>>30635291
I like it
>>30635297
>AB in that dress
unf
>>30635297
why does she only have one breast
also why does she have a breast
equestria girl breasts weird me out and not in a good way
>>30635314
Don't unf at the human fillies.
>>30635262
But fillies ARE forever.
Which of the Colty Mark Crusaders has the cutest cock?
>>30635307
Well, I mean, they're overly-shiny, super-pronounced, and over-defined.
That's similar enough, isn't it?
Kiss the Cook
>>30635320
I unf at all fillies, even alternate universe ones.
>>30635329
Sunibee's donuts look like a literal donut colored the same as the subject, giving it some charm. Artists who try to replicate it end up just starting with a regular normal horse donut and kind of making it larger and uglier
>>30635297
The animation was alright.
>try to upload the derpibooru link directly
>Detected possible malicious code in image file.
What the fuck, 4chan.
>>30635326
Sweetie obviously.
>>30635331
she so pringles
>>30635384
Filly is magneto?
>>30635373
It did look REALLY nice
At least that short did.
>>30635409
do you doubt her power
>>30635415
Well, it's Toon Boom. It will be obviously better than Flash, but the animators didn't seem too proficient in it.
Still doing Game Show Night, on Shop Til You Drop right now.
https://derpy.me/u4lUJ
>>30635419
Yes. I'm going to need her to prove she's the master of magnet.
I love this slug!
>>30635469
I love my wife too
>five days
Pony made you lunch!
>>30635515
How does that actually taste I wonder.
>>30635673
what are fish sounds
>>30635681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE9pySihYpA
>>30635515
> pony thinks this is traditional American fare
Is she wrong?
>>30635691
It's traditional Pinkie fare
>>30635689
>YOU'RE A FILLY NOW
>YOU'RE A FISH NOW
>>30635698
>Finally get to equestria
>Wish granted to be a filly
>Filly fish
>Reproduce like salmon
>Fuck
>>30635469
a very agreeable bean
How do I make filly cuter?
Would glitter help?
I'm going to use glitter.
>>30635469
I loved that slug first, dammit.
colt wants to start a chain
>>30635840
>First
Nah nigga
Fluttershy is taking care of that pest problem for you
>>30635812
bows and ribbons
>>30635851
my back kind of itches, can she get that for me too?
Do you guys think we'll see zecora or any zebras in the movie?
>>30635891
I fucking hope so.
>>30635891
I can't imagine her not showing up in the beginning of the movie or something, but I doubt she'll do anything beyond that.
>>30635867
The cat has attacked filly.
There is glitter and blood everywhere.
Send help.
>>30635904
clean and bandage the filly
rest the fillyarm the filly
>>30635851
Rainbow Dash is a pest
>>30635877
If you don't mind 3rd degree burns sure
Please don't arm the fillies.
>>30635297
I want to tuck my fingers in Scootaloo's hair and scritch it softlyPreferably while she's taken my cock throat-deep
>>30635930
don't worry, they're just hollow points so they're mostly empty
>>30635930
Filly is an American, she has the right to it.
>>30635931
She so adorable.
But please do not mouth fuck the underage girls.Unless it's consensual. she's old enough so idgaf.
Scootacute.
>>30635956
Argentina plz.
>>30635956
Yeah. Normally I ask people before I fuck their moths.
>>30635959
>not wanting to marry an Argentinian filly
>>30635962
> fuck their moths
Uh
In case any of you are waiting for the new movie prequel book tonight I just want to let you know I'm having to get it off Kindle instead of iTunes, so it won't be exactly after midnight for it since the releases from there could be as late as 1 or 2am.
Sorry in advance to anyone who's waiting, but I'm keeping an eye on it so I can get it out ASAP if it's later than midnight.
>>30635956
I want to demolish her esophagus
>>30635970
pegasi actually have 3 esophagi
Wait.
Doug Scootaloo isn't a cripple.
If she went through the portal could she fly?
>>30635978
>>30635978
She wouldn't know what to do with two extra appendages
>>30635966
Well, shit. That's a bummer. I crave my Edgelord Unicorn backstory. :|
>>30635978
I still can't believe they thought white was a good color for a human. Scoots looks like a Mexican, and AB looks a little Asian, but Sweetie is a fucking mime.
>>30635995
She could learn. It's probably not completely unnatural if much younger foals can learn. She would just need a crash course.
Apparently there's a bunch of new movie stills out somewhere.
>>30635980
>>30635999
They dont have to go through any effort picking whos white/black/brown by just sticking with their coat colors
it was easy out
>>30636015
>the movie leaks
fuck off hasbro
>>30636015
Yup, art style is great. Nice to see the movie artwork without a shit filter.
The fuck, is that katakana in the background?
Bumuma?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtfcrc7jd74
>>30636015
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/Goobyplz
This guy is uploading them. Maybe some intern who worked on the movie?
>>30636036
>麥當勞® 開心樂園餐® - 小馬寶莉® & 變型金剛™
>小馬
I know enough Chinese to know what that means.
>>30636015
This looks like the source:
https://mylittlepony.hasbro.com/en-us/characters
>>30636062
>>30636062
IM ON A BLUE STREAK
>>30636057
>>30636057
>>30636057
this thread was made
>>30635997
Don't feel too sad. I'm actually almost ready.
I love Princess Noi
Filly asks that you please stop trying to sell her to the highest bidder.
>>30636236
does she want the lowest bidder, then?
>>30636015
hhngggg